#Drunk Asks

[sugoi-writes]

Alastor with a reader who tries on his suit jacket and mimics him in a mirror ( I feel like this nut has a closet filled with the same clothes) and gets caught by him? I’d have to shoot myself if this happened to me but I want to feel the embarrassment radiating off the reader. (He finds it cute tho—phew!)

🍻D runk Danny Asks 🍻

Ahah, same warnings as before!

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You poised in the mirror with your hands on your hips: Superwoman style. You heard that this was a pose that could actually boost confidence if you repeated this action daily... some sort of positive-reinforcement via brain chemistry. But, your train of thought was cut off as you did a giddy little twirl.

You fanned out the longer coat tails of Alastor's coat, marveling the split that made room for his fluffy tail. You squirmed at the thought of seeing it wag, but you controlled yourself. You grabbed a hair brush off of Alastor's nightstand, posing like you had a microphone to your lips.

"Salutations~ Good to be back on the air!" You attempted in your best transatlantic accent. You snorted, fanning your face as you shrunk in on yourself," Hells, that was bad!"

You pretended to lean on your imaginary cane, a hand to your chest as you belted out," Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, QUITE the pleasure! Have you heard of my podcast~?"

"As a matter of fact, I have~" You froze as a slow clap came from the doorway, a shit eating grin on the Radio Demon's face," Dare I say, I'm a huge fan of yours~" He perfectly mimicked your voice, a slight static over the intonation of your cadence. You squeaked as Alastor strode towards you, eyes filled with a prideful glee.

"Dear, if you really wanted to impersonate me... you should really do something about this posture!" Back to his normal tone, you nearly shrieked as Alastor's hands grabbed your hips. He angled them back slightly as he kissed the crown of your head. His hands slid up your body, making you gasp and writhe between them and their wake. He took hold of your wrists, hands loose but firm in their grip. The both of you looked into the mirror, your face warm at the sight of Alastor towering over you.

"Much better, dear... much better~" he practically purred in your ear, your breath becoming a distant thought. You had effectively forgot how to breathe. And Alastor would have been content with the teasing... if your hips didn't meet his own.

"I wonder... how do you sound when you moan my name...?"

You gasp as Alastor ground against your ass, a shocked mewl escaping you.

"Let's find out~"

[hanasnx]

literally me rn 🦜

my sweet sweet birdie meiiii<33

[mamiinthemiddle]

I’m getting drunk so if my inbox goes empty I will perish 🥺🥴😮‍💨

[penaltyboxboxbox]

Will you ever draw charlos w/ bottom Carlos? Hope ur having the best night king

no i will be real wirh you the top economy in f1 is suffering and carlos is prime mindset for tops arent gay attitude

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

*drunk texts (thanks to the recent poll)*

STEFPHNE do u thnik it woub be hot if we

IF WE STOPPED DRINKING SO MUCH?? TONY HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO NOT CALL ME STEPHANIE??

[bellamyblakru]

Thoughts?

NOT THOUGHRS HOT MAN

[eastwindmlk]

I just realized I don't know how to use Tumblr so here I ask again

Honest thoughts on Lily Evans (because my girl can never be talked enough)

Okay! I have so many thoughts, so this is going to be a bit of a ramble.

I love her, my little has a variation on Lily as her middle name for that reason. She also is absolutely sharp and cheeky and I will blame the name for that.

She is such a lovely character, everything we know about her makes me want to be her friend or in her proximity. She could step on me and I would thank her.

Wait, am I just James? I might just...

Anyway! She is the heart of the HP series and i will not be convinced otherwise.

[houseofpunk]

How old are you?

I'm 30!

I actually like being in my 30s. So if you're worried about turning 30 please don't be it's great :)

[scarletlizzard]

Weehoo I just had an extra EXTRA dirty martini and let me tell ya I'm seeing colors

🫦🫦l

Extra EXTRA? Ohhhhh boy you were having fun huh

[jade-do-stuff]

Did you get into the Kool-Aid Purple?

@deputyclover

*nooo (hic) of CuorSe noT

[hanasnx]

indy !! what are you drinking !!

lemon vodka smthn with sprite & had seagram at one point

[they-are-so-gender]

Who is your ultimate gender envy character?

mmmm tbh i6sts my oc but u wouldnt know them sooo (pup if you know my main blog)

i think venti from gtenshin is pretty gender, specificall his archon outfit

[penaltyboxboxbox]

any drivers that you can't bring yourself to sexualize-like its unlikely you'll ever draw them

no i will be 100 real w you i could picture them all pretty gayly..........mclaren held me off for a whilebut even them i can bring myself to sexualize now...few drivers can escape my machinations scott free

[smoked-away]

I haven’t taken an actual selfie of myself in over a month.

So here’s a pic of me not edit drunk with my pain patch

I’m tipsy so send asksssss

[bellamyblakru]

What do u think u were put on this earth to do

GRETA WUESTION. what do i think i was put on this earth to do… hm right away i thought to make people laugh because thats my absolute favorite feeling in thr world. but another thought was to make people feel important. to feel seen and appreciated and loved and valued. there is a beauty in making people see how important they are to their world. and that no matter how small you may seem, you have made a difference in at least one life—and thats enough, you know? lifes short and sad and filled with shit beyond human understanding. like the lack of decent human decency in the world is astounding. like just fucking exist to make other lives better for themselves yeah? why else were we put on here for? to be selfish? cruel? to belittle??? disgusting. we can the capability to be such thoughtful lovely beings and we shoukd do that everywhere we go. a smile. a laugh. a helping hand. it seems silly when u say it but like. we are all put on this earth to leave it better than how we were forced to see it. and even with my social anxiety and depression abd fesr of never being good enough at anything i do, i always ALWAYS want to make those around me feel loved.

because at the end of thr day, nothing is better than being loved, yknow?

[aestherians]

What is the Best Cambrian Beast?

I feel obligated to say Anomalocaeis because of my friendship w one of them but honestly I have to say Hallucigenia, I'm so sorry @/therianomalocaris, I don't want to betray you. I just. Love worms