#EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME

[humanjarvis]

i have acquired the caleb and sylus cards. haven’t gotten to play them yet, will immediately after posting this, but can we talk about these new secret times for a second?

fiery embrace (🍎) was. like. i literally don’t even know what to say. like the sylus paragraph below this? i had to type that one first because i literally didn’t know what to say. i think that he is mentally deranged and the body wash part made me throw my phone and put my head in my hands. scent kink confirmed. and “you already know” is the dirtiest line i’ve heard him say i was scandalized. it haunts my dreams (i’ve only slept once since the audio dropped). i might end up writing something inspired by that single line because it’s so filthy and weird and hot and bratty. he’s straight up like yeah i did it, what are you going to do about it (while also leaving it ultimately up to mc to decipher and act on 😵‍💫). his eng va needs a trillion dollars. oh and there’s also the prolonged squelching, kissing, and moaning noises, but that’s neither here nor there 🧠🧠🧠💣💣💣💥💥💥🤯🤯🤯🤯

on a less hysterical note. midnight feast (🐦‍⬛) was SO good and sylus’s eng va also needs a trillion dollars. so much so that this is now my favorite voiceline of his. he is so rich and old and i need him so badly. also, the way the audio confirms sylus is the type to throw a miniature tantrum (😏😏😏) whenever someone interrupts his time with mc—i can imagine the twins knocking on the door while he’s having his way with you and getting snapped at (he’s very sorry) and then looking at him like this 👇🏾

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

Nathan: I missed you so much, son.

Neil: The fuck? No, you didn't.

Nathan: Of course I did, if the bullets had hit you we wouldn't be having this conversation.

[apricustar]

i have such bad buddie brain rot i try to appease the brain worms by allowing myself to listen to one of my many buck-eddie-or-buddie related playlists while i do work but it is not HELPING i literally just started crying because true blue just came on you're JOKING

[jawbonejoe]

Gabo spends 100 Years of Solitude describing the most human experiences repeating through a shifting cycle of horror and love and desolation by using every phrase known to man and several invented just now and I'm supposed to be normal about this? Fuck off. Reading 100 Years ain't about incest or war or love or life it's about having the wildest shit (an amalgam of the items listed) said to you with such rapidity and clarity that twenty years after reading it the first time you remember the tender candy animals of insomnia and the dark woman in place of mother and begonias on the porch overlooking the ant hill with its purifying appetite

[thywheelof-fate]

Like *yes* he is technically a necromancer this time but have you considered. Throwing a fireball at your feet.

[cookiescr]

I am afraid of how October is gonna be this year. Everything bad happens in October.

[sapphicseasapphire]

Ok Tricky or Controversial question: Least favorite Cryptid AU Link. Could be cause drawing him is hard, or you're having trouble with their lore, whatever reason.

You

How could you do this to me

I love my Links (and Sky, who is decidedly not Link)

I struggle so so so much to draw Aquili Wind and Sword Spirit Wars. Four’s lore gives me trouble but that’s my own fault for being small brained.

I struggle with Four but I love them. I struggle with Wind but he’s my little guy! I struggle with Wars but he’s just so interesting.

Evil question. To say I don’t have a least favorite is a lie, a coward’s way out. But if I answer, I know people will be mad. Evil question.

Right now, I’m not a huge fan of drawing Wars’ Sword Spirit form. Or his sword. (Swords are just really really hard to draw in general. And I went and made his super fancy). Also, I am struggling very much with his lore. I’m just rewriting all of Hyrule Warriors over here, trying to make the Sword Spirit fit. Don’t mind me.

[tera-ixie]

Guys I survived the day without skipping any of my classes to go lie down who’s proud!!!!!!!!!!

[staygaybaby]

Imagine this lino... Right? leeknow but shirtless and dominant over you

NOT IN THIS HOLY CHRISTIAN SEVER AMEN 🙏🙏

[harpoonsnotspoons]

I'm afraid of what's going to happen if the gay ass bitches in my inbox find the list of petnames I made a while back

[keiachi-chan]

It's true

ao3 emails are the best emails to receive bc it’s either a comment or kudos on my work, a comment in reply to something i said on someone else’s work, or a new chapter/fic from a writer i’m subscribed to. you can never go wrong with an ao3 email. bless.

[mycota-reblogs]

I love it when my moots try to blow up my inbox like I blow up theirs

They simply cannot >:) I post once in a blue moon GOOD LUCK MOOTS YOU WILL NOT GET ME

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[earlykatgetsthesparrow]

starclan: lets warn moonfur about his friend dying in battle

moonfur/artemis: i need advice from starclan even though my leg is broken

moonfur/artemis: *dies going to moonstone*

foresteye: i told you guys we shouldn't have sent that prophecy to him

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[badninken]

He's been hauled around by so many people and animals at this point in his life that he's starting to rate them by size and comfort level.

He's literally bent over backwards on a horse ridden by three other men here. He's having this thought in the privacy of his own mind while frowning at the sky, still shot full of lead bullets btw. Peak Law moment.

Episode 690 at 20:54 (the voice acting for this line is amazing)