Running this blog allows me to truly soak in the various Joris Happiness Moments.
His ass is not going to sleep, his ass is going to hyperfixate on the fountain.
He will hyperfixate so hard he'll be dying.
Genuinely, this episode is Joris's weird little boy swag at it's finest. Like man, he sure is very neurodivergent in this one.
Omg... The three evil grandmas who live toghether and formed a parasocial relationship with Kerubim... Hi.
He is just like me fr... Because he should also be put on some sort of medication, but probably never will be.
Five Nights at Luis's.
He is insane. Also, he caused his father to fall down from a loft bed. Joris is like an evil fucking cat that REALLY needs food, right now, at 6 in the morning.
His ass is not working. His ass is battling a level 11 "Joris Situation".
There is not a single way he could have possibly made this sound less convincing.
Me too, Simone.
This is. far too cute. I'm insane about these two. Not that this blog could have possibly made you aware of that.
So young and already laughing at other people's misfortunes. That's the start of The Darkness within him.
(I am joking. Though Joris does go through his life thinking he's very compassionate but not actually being that, it has nothing to do with laughing at people failing this riddle. I just needed to write something to justify including his cute faces in this post.)
Being a smartass, though, is definitely something that started in childhood and simply never ended.
He's so surprised to be wrong for the third time. That it's not "There is no answer" or "Noffoub" or even this.
He is so, so sad... Also, "my little bubbly brain" oughghh I need to be sedated. I love these two so much. One must not think about them having interactions like this while Joris is an adult, or one will become way too emotional.
And by "Must Not Think" I mean we had seen it happen. And I am very normal about it. Haha.
Joris may be a huppermage, but he is soaked in Ecaflip culture and all the "relying on luck for things to work out" that comes with it, and it is something that makes him happy.
It is a big part of his character, considering how in Wakfu he just keeps doing insane shit, and it keeps Working.
Listen the new episode is great because we get at least 10 seconds of just Gojo panting/breathing really hard and honestly that’s all the fanservice I need.
The first one is from a peom, 醉睡者(zuì shuì zhě; a drunk sleeping person) by 蘇東坡(sū dōng pō) in 宋朝(song dynasty).
有道难行不如醉, 有口难言不如睡.
if it's difficult to act then be drunk, if it's difficult to say then just sleep.
先生醉卧此石间, 万古无人知此意.
I lie on the gravels, the reason why, no one would know.
This is as the title said, about a person who's drunk. The poet was talented but hapless. Mostly lamenting about his situation. Its literal meaning is, I have mouth but difficult to say.
In here, I think Wen kexing told that idiom not only to Zhao jing but himself as well, just the place where they were, has changed. Wen kexing was difficult to say before but now it is Zhao jing.
眾叛親離
This is from 詩經(shi jing; Classics of poem), it is in one of the chapter, 國風(guo feng). Also it has 160 peaces of poem, and this is from 邶風(Bei feng; bei nation's fork song). The title is 擊鼓(ji gu; Drumming). It was also on episode 25 However, it is not the poem but interpretation of the poem by 鄭玄(zhèng xuán).
于嗟闊兮 不我活兮
Oh, we are parted, we aren't together.
【鄭玄 箋】 箋雲:州籲阻兵安忍,阻兵無眾,安忍無親,眾叛親離。
鄭玄 said, 州吁(zhōu xū) became unruly with military forces, doing massacre. Because of that no one was close to and followed. The speaker of the poem is a loosen remnant, he just want to go back home. So 州吁 doesn't have much people to fight for him. The followers betrayed and the close friends had left.
Zhao jing was cruel to his follwers, no wonder nobody comes to save him.
孤立無援
This is used very commonly but I couldn't find its origin. It seems it's not really old one like from before century but it has been used widely spoken.
Its literal meaning is, stand alone without any help. That's the meaning of it and it is used for. It also intends that there's no one can help or there will be any help in the future. It can describe one's situation or place, even location. Loneliness it is.
This fuck up will have cost him this part of the allowance.
Chances are Kerubim will draw no attention to that and give him his usual, full allowance anyway.
this random french show: [funny moment]
me [saw joris and kerubim loving each other and got so emotional i got nauseous]: i think i hauve covid.
Kerubim was So ready to be proud of him, but sadly, they're about to have a Bad Time.
Me too, Keke.
Joris ADHD moments just keep coming, and they don't stop coming, but so do Kerubim's Child Neglect Moments.
Like, man... chances are Joris doesn't like to bathe because it takes time away from The Cool stuff, like drawing. And he knows well enough to be ashamed of that. But also Kerubim really just allows this to happen, huh?
That's pretty sad.
time,this time nobody even had to pay for trying to attempt the riddle... God.
This might be the worst day in Joris's life so far, but I hope it cheers you up to know that his life will get worse.
Joris pogging.
Joris is just happy to see this riddle solved, which is so cute.
While she simply calls them fucking stupid. Which is like... yeah, they deserve this, you go girl.
And this is why you should be more responsible about your promises, old man!