MC, eventually: *gets invited to a wedding* Can I ask something… Can I add 11 people to my +1?
Friend getting married: Why do you need a +12?!
MC: For my 7 husbands.
Friend: *Trying hard to stay calm* and the other 5?!
MC: For my first husband’s husband, and my husband’s husband’s male wife. And for my fifth husband’s husband, my husband’s husband’s husband and his adopted child.
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Hm hm hm... I miss obey me. But my brain cant handle four games at once. Too much lore my brain cant keep up with genshin,HSR, OM and OM!NB With that said here's a small snippet of a brain blurb I got from missing obey me content. It actually is the beginning technically? But I also already have the backstories and stuff. Umm this obviously doesnt follow canon altho the important bits happened..except nightbringer.... just obey me stuff.
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It felt quick like lightning as MC blocked a hit meant for the seraphim. As Blood spilt out of their lips they gave out a smile looking behind them as they fell slowly to the ground.
"Ah... even if I say I hate you... I still..." their breaths started to become shallow as Michael watched in horror. Hurriedly cradling their body as if he is holding someone precious.
"MC! Please stop talking..." he begs the human.
"Heh... Don't cry Michael... it... it's my job as your shadow afterall...." Michael was frozen as he tried to put pressure on MC's wound. He didn't even acknowledge the brothers behind him nor Simeon and the demon prince and his butler.
"Please.... I-" whatever Michael was about to say was interrupted by MC.
"There's no use..." MC took a labored shuddery breath obviously having a hard time breathing. They laughed as if seeing something funny.
"I already knew I would die early..." Michael only tried to heal them but with no use. MC reached out a pale hand stopping him.
"After everything... I take back what I said. " Smiling softly up at Michael.
"Thank you for being my brother and raising me" mustering a smile they continued speaking. "I forgive you..." MC seems to have something more to say however it was cut off. MC looks fondly at the the brothers and Diavolo and the rest.
"No..." In a split second decision Michael fed her food from the celestial realm before they took their last breath but it was simply too late. MC was gone. Everyone there was quiet. Michael still tightly cradling MC's still warm body. His wings covering them was stained at the tips with MC's blood.
No one dared to move however that was until Lucifer in all his glory faced Michael with a simple word. Anger lacing his voice paired with confusion shock and hurt.
"Explain..." Michael looked at the angry demons with eyes that looked ready to kill.
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Meanwhile in the celestial realm an Angel woke up from what seems to be a long slumber. Opening their eyes they look around in confusion that is until they heard a deep voice adressing them.
"Welcome my child... you have slept far too long." Staring dazed at where the general direction where the voice came from they answered back.
"Thank you Father..." the voiced hummed pleased.
"You'll do well here..." the voice paused for a bit as if thinking about what to say next.
"MC." All according to plan...
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Everyone on Gilmore Girls is insufferable why do I enjoy it.
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luke "i'm full of surprises" skywalker immediately falling down some stairs 🤝 leia "i guess you don't know everything about women yet" organa immediately kissing her twin brother 🤝 anakin "i'm a slow learner" skywalker immediately getting his hand sliced off
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wonder woman (1987) #161
this is so beautiful to me. the plot is "clayface discovers wonder woman is made of magical clay and Wants That Special Clay so he steals part of her body and now they have to figure out how to separate clayface clay from wonder woman clay" and the solution is a giant mystical centrifuge in the sky because the clays have two different densities. i love you absolutely batshit bonkers comic book plots i love you so much im healing im rejuvenated
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Eloise acknowledging that her actions last season were reckless/careless and the blame doesn’t lie entirely on Penelope made me SO HAPPY. And when she told Colin that Pen hasn’t written anything truly that bad that year? Eloise is on my good books!
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