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mayunagioia · 10 months

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BNHA 409 LEAKS

Baby Kacchan is a gremlin

ALSO HAWKS' VESTIGE! BRUH, STAPH FOOLING AROUND WITH YOUR FANS GO BACK TO YOUR BODY COME ON i wanna see those red wings again sob

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p4nishers · 1 year

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crowley, drunk off his ass: and i was yk just some fucked up soul born in cold and rain but he was my fucking sunlight or whatever

hozier, frantically writing on a napkin: HHHMMMM TELL ME MORE

#hozier is INSANELY azicrow coded and i am going feral over the implications that crowley heard the lines 'if the heavens ever did speak she #the last true mouthpiece' LIKE EXCUSE ME?????????#'u called me angel for the first time my heart leapt from me' and crowley cries himself to sleep #'heaven is not fit to house a love like u and i' and crowley projectile vomits onto the floor #'it cant be unlearned i have known the warmth of your doorways' 'i slithered here from eden just to hide outside ur door' 'though i burn how #could i fall when i am lifted by every word u say to me' and his ass is GONE he has EXPLODED #good omens #inefabble husbands #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow #hozier #crowley #aziraphale

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spooksier · 1 year

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miguel o'hara is such a good antagonist because like. he isn't cool or suave. he isn't sexy (on purpose). he isn't calculating. he constantly gets dunked on by teenagers. he hates every person he PERSONALLY INVITED to work with him. he's literally just mad as hell and thinks killing a 15 year old will fix him.

#text!#atsv #atsv spoilers #kinda #like yes his ass is fat but please get that man a tylenol or something before his heart explodes #and i DID keep thinking about marc the entire movie thank u very much

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markesto · 6 months

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Power of the sun in the palm of my hand

#he pulls out a tiny dream from his pocket for he is a tiny sunshine #alternatively the boys exploded the castle and he is about to whoop some ass #arts4life #undertale #utmv au #utmv #undertale fanart #nightmare sans fanart #dreamtale #dreamtale nightmare #undertale multiverse #utmv fanart #sans au #nightmare sans #nightmare!sans #nm sans #bad sanses #ut au

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om0000 · 4 months

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finders keepers losers peepers

#his ass might be office sirening shit...#i just kno he got -100 eye sight but either ignores it or wears contacts #woy #wander over yonder #save woy #art tag #sorry the quality is terrible i had abother ibis paint moment #my phone will explode if i use a canvas larger than 1000 by 1000 i think

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rollersfataft · 4 months

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Holy fart SentiSwerve???!?? What the sigma?? (Crackship BLEHH)

#transformers #maccadam #mtmte #swerve mtmte #Sentinel idw2 #GAY GAY ASS ASS #this came up on a whim #i hope they explode #violently #sentiswerve #hi skip #crackship between me and THEE absolutely fwikkin epic skiprules

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mblue-art · 7 months

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once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

#self insert #cross!sans #epic!sans #mblue art #cm #m rambles #(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine)#(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀)#(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍)#(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤)#campus au #(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo)#not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎#idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin #waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves #(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush)#(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis)#( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff)#( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much)#(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤)#(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND)#(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT)#( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge )#(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but)#(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨)#(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎)#(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys)#(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr)#anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee

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etanow · 3 months

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i’m obsessed with your AU! it’s so cool and i love your art!

uh just. wondering.

gummigoo?

THANK YOU!!!!! omg this is my first time drawing him also how could I possibly change perfection?? he's gummy candy monster

#caine still explodes his ass rip #ask box stuff #the amazing digital circus #monster labs au #tadc monster labs au #labs asks #gummigoo #tadc gummigoo

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galedekkarios · 7 months

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i think that gale would be bad at dating in a modern au not because he's a bad partner or has no rizz but just because situationships and talking stages and "you took ten minutes to reply so i'm gonna take twenty minutes" kind of mind games all make him want to kill himself. so he just yearns and aches all on his lonesome writing notes app poetry about a lover he hasn't met yet while waiting for someone more like him to drop out of the sky.

i also think that, given the stories he tells the player, that he was a fucking disaster floozy in his youth. mr you're not my first and i assure you i do fuck + everyone wanted my hand + my munch game crazy + one can't always be a gentleman + i have a million stories where realistically i should not have fucking survived but i did bc i'm #different + 10 step beauty routine and certified spa goer + if i wanted something, i went and got it + reads smut/sex books, was a certified hot girl. and now he's a divorced malewife suffering from third degree yearns. this is real and true

#you may think im joking but when you Listen to him.............. that man has lived a crazy ass life! fuck u mean u did all that gale!!!!#and now he talks about how he needs his beauty sleep and if he thinks about you so much as rubbing his tummy he'll literally explode .#oh how the mighty hoes have fallen......#gale #gale dekarios

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kiwi-and-pasta-at-3am · 5 months

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I love episode 8 because Speirs is always around Winters and Nixon and for some reason that makes him look kinda small and it's so funny

#just look at him #the big ass helmet over his eyes only adds to it #I'm sorry it's so fucking funny #he shrunk #band of brothers #bob #ron speirs #ronald speirs #richard winters #lewis nixon #also the fact that Speirs is generally spotted with them in the last eps sometimes #like omg they're friends #I'm gonna explode #they're friends

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fiendishartist2 · 11 months

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the archives is full of gay ppl; therefor halloween is celebrated

#i love to put characters in outfits and halloween is my number one excuse #shout out to one of the best holidays on earth!!! i love you halloween i cant wait to dress up and eat candy in a few weeks #i dont think sasha made it to halloween but a guy can dream.....#my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #timothy stoker #sasha james #im not tagging as ship bc i dont personally believe in it but you can if you'd like <3 #i like to imagine jon shows up to work in all black with a cat ear headband just like ''maybe this will keep tim off my back''#meanwhile the archives is exploding bc their boss with a permanent stick up his ass is wearing cat ears and not acknowledging it #tim goads jon into getting a better costume bc the cat ears are half assed and not in the spirit of halloween #and so for the institute's halloween office party jon shows up in complete medieval gothic clothing with plastic vampire fangs #and they have to take martin home on a stretcher bc he dies on sight. sad!

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noxious-fennec · 2 years

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"الخيل و الليل و البيداء تعرفني ... والسيف و الرمح و القرطاس و القلم" ، المتنبي

Translation: "the stallions, the night and the wasteland know me ... and the sword, the arrow, the parchment, and the pen", Al-Mutanabbi

A tribute of sorts to a man of many attributes.

#someone send me an ask about all the goddamn symbolism i put into this #i dont think ppl read my long ass tags so one of you has to bear it lest i explode or smth #also this is no way the end of my fanart of this guy oh ho no #its just something i wanted to do for a while #also don't mind the bilingualism i just cant help it #this beast took approx 55hrs over the course of the entire pomegranate season #i wasn't dead for the past 2 months no i was dealing with uh chronic illness and also finals #peace and love hope yall like it or I'll cry #my art #cwilbur #dsmp #dsmp fanart #no glasses here cus i had to draw his freckles it had to be done #fennec.art

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fumifooms · 7 months

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thanks for infecting me with marchil its so so fun to just see them pair themselves up in the background now

especially love how much she picks him up like a cat (and when he has the opportunity to do it to her too he just lugs her around like a sack of oats) gosh i love them they're so funny

YAAAAAA 🎉🎉 I’m so glad to hear it welcome to the sillies corner 🤝

THEY’RE SOOO SO FUNNY

They’re worsties that cannot get enough of each other

#Ask #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi #marchil #MAKE IT MAKE SENSEEE they’re so ‘see u later bestie!! <3 … Can’t stand their fake ass smh’#Ppl get on Marcille’s case about teasing him about his age but I think most forget how teasing her is Chil’s mission & calling 24/7 #-sends off an explosion near him- ‘Woah careful there!! Is he okay??!!’ ‘What are you a baby it’s just a lil explosion he’ll be fine’#Rest of the time: ‘CHIL ARE YOU OKAY OMIGOSH I’M COMING DON’T WORRY’#He laughs at her so so much. So often. They are united in haterism like ‘thank god we’re normal’ and then realize they are so obnoxious #I’ve been trying to think of funky ship names for them lately. Bc Short Fuse is taken by another ship from another fandom </3 #None feel perfect but… Closed book. Magiclock. Detonation… Implode explode… Bc she makes boom booms and he undoes traps which blow up #Also he bottles his feelings up until he bursts hehe #Anyways. Just a short comp of the sillies #Compilation #Marcille donato #chilchuck tims

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shepherds-of-haven · 6 months

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im so sorry but bff blade absolutely hating mc's lame ass boyfriend red is the funniest concept in the world to me espec in a modern au. mc being like i love to hang out with my two favorite boys 🥰+blade absolutely white knuckling through it and exploding red in his mind. red just being like 🤠? the whole time. scream.

MC and Red walking along together: