#FARMING BAYBE

[civetside]

okie here are the farmer doodles i started like last month and didnt bother finishing until now

[yedamhwn]

hello everyone!  i’m angel (23, s/h) 👼 and i’m here to bring the most unsuspecting co-captain of jujak’s quidditch team,  a senior who is a magical theory major,  and a part timer caretaker assistant at the greenhouse,  gang yedam!  twt available on request and i’m available in the dms too.

dossier.  🎣

— chelsea born n raised baybe 😎  mom was a seamstress and owned a tailor shop;  dad worked at the nearby bank and co-owned some retro arcades with a childhood friend :-) by all accounts,  a sweet n simple upbringing

— began learning to play go at the age of three with his dad and eventually started attending a baduk academy;  hailed a genius and prodigy p fast because he was showing a lot of talent quite quickly and competed in local competitions and nearby tournaments!  won each one lol and they were mad..... (nicki vc i WIN you LOSE)

— car accident tw  /  lost his parents to bad weather conditions on a trip back from celebrating his mother opening up a new storefront.  yedam was in the backseat but survived after his parents quickly casted protection spells.  momentarily stopped participating in go for after but picked it up again as soon as he was taken in by his mom’s bffie aka his godmother in daegu,  who eventually found him a new academy to enroll in 

— little backstory moment rq..... so let’s talk about his godmother + her family a bit?  both of yedam’s parents are magic users,  and his mum met her best friend when they both attended beauxbatons!  beauxbaton’s baddies if u will.. think susannah x laurel from the summer i turned pretty and hari x youngseo from business proposal.  anw they separated after graduating but kept in constant contact over the phone.  paik risa marries a mortal man,  and raises her three kids (1 son, 2 daughters) on a farm that attracts both humans for the freshest harvests and magic users for rare ingredients for potions,  common everyday herbs,  or little magic infused trinkets and tools in rural daegu!  yedam grew up surrounded by magic so he was raised playing quidditch with his cousins,  practiced spells and potion making,  and learned about magical ingredients / the magical world in gen as a kid (both from his own parents and godmother!)

— continued to play locally;  eventually grew to playing internationally as he climbed up ranks (his way of playing and careerwise is heavily inspired by / pulled from choi taek of reply 1988).  during this time he’s attending durmstrang and losing his shit..😁 he’s still competing and flying around for go competitions,  magic helped with cutting down the travel time but didn’t do much for the stress and lack of decompressing,  as well as juggling school and a social life.  something about this also triggers some of his untapped trauma with his parent’s passing.  and it’s also the first time yedam’s been so far from his family.  so he completely blows up in school LOL exhibited huge ‘do not fuck w me’ energy,  was ready to fight anyone who so as much breathed in his direction,  and *squints eyes* from my sparknotes draft bg notes (and i quote) was a “certified fucker bad boy” so u get the gist i hope!  one fight got out tho and he couldn’t girlboss his way out of that one,  resulting in his godmother being called in and finding out whatever else yedam was able to keep quiet and out of her ear.  she’s basically horrified af LMAO and just?? not down to clown about her godson spiraling out of control so she yanked his ass out of durmstrang and began to track down his maternal aunt!  in total,  yedam spent 4 years there.

— plops him into mahoutokoro for the remainder of his years,  because a) it’s close enough by now compared to before,  b) most of his competitions were located in asia with only a handful being in europe,  and c) she knew he needed a fresh start.  he moves in with lee yiseul,  one of the founders and his mom’s older sister,  before leaving and living on campus.  his time at the new school is much more tamed out then before,  where *squints eyes pt2* from my sparknotes draft bg notes (and once again, i quote) starts his “healing himbo” journey!  in total,  yedam spent 3 years there.  ends his time on a high note,  and retires professionally from playing go at age eighteen as a 7-dan.  pulls away from the mortal public eye heavily.  was kind of a :o moment in the comm and caused some stir in the go world;  but he mainly did it to have somewhat of a normal college life lol 

— is currently a senior and in his final year at hwando!  whoot whoot 🥳 pretty excited to graduate,  and thankfully his last few semesters at the school isn’t too class heavy so yedam is cruising through pretty content!  magical theory major / charms minor. 🔮🪄  jujak co-captain and keeper.  lived with his aunt for his first year,  in the topaz dorms his second year,  before moving into and remaining in the quarter sharehouse is third and final year.  campus crush and smart himbo vibes.. unfortunately has MAJOR boyfie vibes (a,b,c) but has manwhoreish ways (like he hooks up in empty broom closets :/) so a waste of potential tbh.  flirty and has a lil group of followers (it’s literally just 3 people LOL) called dammies<3.  known for the ragers he throws before and after quidditch season!  has ‘he’s just some guy’ energy to him.  bye guys 🤨😳 hiiii ladies😋😁 type beat.  pulled from sparknotes pt3 but “sounds cringe but is very much The Cool Popular Guy on Campus vibes”.  that was so embarrassing to physically type out so let’s move on!  golden boy <3 it boy <3 tall boy <3 probably a clash with the stuff that blows around town or the bash app abt him (think the beginning clip of mean girls where ppl r talking about regina LOL) but he’s really reallyyy down to earth,  laidback and super chill.  easy to get along with and he mingles well with strangers or people he’s just met!  a muted spark in his eye with a hidden temper to match,  but it appears as frequently as a blue moon.  very social so he’s everywhere a little bit?  doesn’t overthink and has a tendency to be pretty straight forward.  the person you actually DO want in your group project.  part time caretaker assistant at the greenhouse where he does the graveyard shifts;  kills time by getting high and reading / walking around or doing hw.  appears in the bash app often for his ~interesting~ hook up spots or for posting addys to his next party.  young and rich $$$ bc of his go career but is still a local devil lettuce dealer (hit him upppp 4 the best prices around hwando 🤗) for some quick cash.  isn’t really sure what he wants to do after graduating (getting back into go or doing something law related to his aunt’s dept) but he’ll figure it out at some point;  so far just enjoying his final year at school!  ending on a final sparknotes cringe note: “hot nerd bad boy cool guy vibes. so cringe typing that fr” ♡

— wand: (horned serpent horn, apple wood, 8in) / patronus: tiger (bengal) / boggart: car accident tw / the moments right before and after the crash.  frequents: gwangseon forest (the dutchess’ waterfall and griff cove) / city center / the aparecium / observatory / hwabit / convenience store / grand library / quidditch fields.  capricorn sun,  gemini moon,  leo rising.

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— members in the same sports (regardless of house) as he is?  same majors??  taking the same classes?

— someone wanting to learn go casually and they decide 2 hit him up

— every so often they grab ramen and soju at night, and sneak into the greenhouse / observatory / other locations to decompress and catch up!!

— friends from durmstrang or mahoutokoro!!

— someone who has heard about his interesting stories on the bash app (notably the weird hook up spots LOL) and then ACTUALLY see him irl *insert yedam almost tripping over a carpet* and is just like what the fuck this is that dood 

— fwbs??  exes??  former crushes??  people he’s lead on??  unrequited crushes??  vice versa  👁️.....

— people / regulars that hit him up 4 some devil lettuce or stoner friends in gen!!

— people he practices quidditch with the most!! or someone who does / doesn’t play that needs some extra help 

— his party ppl whoot whoot

— a person who is trying to network through him bc they like his aunt / want to work in the dept. of law

— someone who hooked up with him at (insert location) and find themselves on the bash app like okay never doing THAT again (unless..? 🤪🙈)

— whoever has a pet PLEASE let him pet sit just once..........or if he can just touch them in gen

literally anything else lol feel free to let me know if there’s anything not on here that might work,  any of ur plots that might click better,  or brainstorming! :~)

[the-evil-pizza]

I felt bad about having spent all those gils on those pants when I wasn’t going to use them on a glam so, pugilist back in town baybe! (those gloves are not her final glam, she will wear the gloves that looks like bandages wraps! and for weapon I will farm the gold saucer for the garo one since dying that one specifically is useless anyway) 

[sc3n3za]

OH MY GOD...... IT WAS ALL...... IT WAS ALL A DREAM

[transarchivist]

my raider.io score is 1032 and i think thats very sexy of me and i wanted to share because Someone here gets my warcraft stuff . thank you and goodnight

[notpandemic]

the gentle impact of metal against your molar. fighting against the tongue depressor.

[cowboyadamoo]

sexy new image adamoo, what’s made you so wet?

Working on the farm is a lot of hard, hot, sweaty work. But Baybe’s never had a problem with my being wet before. 💙

[bestgirl-daisy]

Nut gets so much manure thrown at him but you’re the real farm wrecker and I wish Baybe would wake up and see that!!

how DARE you!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!

we are a FAMILY and it’s so unfair for you to say that!!!! 😔😞😡😭

I have always been here offering them a good sirloin to cry on and fresh warm milk and soft tiddies!! i offered love!! and got love back!! so much until i’m so full of it that I can barely speak!!!! YOU WILL NOT PUT ONE AGAINST THE OTHER!!! not like this hihihihi BITCH

[stardewitagain]

heeheehee headcanon time baybe >:3c when shane is going through recovery, he has a hard time finding things to do now that his one and only pastime of drinking is out the window. he goes to the saloon often, drinking soda (he's gotten quite creative with mixing different drinks at the soda dispenser) and he tries to force himself to be more social with the other guests, talking with harvey and emily and sam when they're there. (1/?)

despite this, he’s finding himself at a loss for what to do in his free time. he dedicates more time to taking care of jas and caring for His chickens, but he still has plenty of depressing nights where he doesn’t want to go to the saloon in fear of relapsing. on these nights, he goes for walks and finds himself on the farmer’s porch. The first time he ends up here he chickens out (hehe) before he can knock on that old wooden door, but the second time he hesitates before finally giving in. (2/?)

he knocks on the door, wondering if they’re even home. the farmer, all alone on these acres of land, is more than happy to have company over. inviting shane into their home, they can tell by the tone of his voice why he’s come here. “do you need a distraction, advice, or just someone to talk to?” they ask. many times he just needs something to take his mind off of things, so the farmer starts collecting board games and movies to play and watch. when it’s advice he wants, farmer is happy to (3/4)

lend an ear and provide what insight they can. regardless of if their relationship is romantic or not, farmer will always be there to catch shane when he falls. tl;dr i just wanna be pelican town’s therapist and HAVE PEOPLE VISIT MY FARM. thank you for coming to my ted talk (4/4)

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KABDISHSIDBEKREH I LOVE THIS!!! He’s doing his best and the farmer is so sweet and trying to help they’re just babies 💜💜💜💜💜 also YES CA LET PEOPLE VISIT THE FARM YOURE HOLDING BACK-

[diondecarnate]

i honeslty do not vibe with the spiral or the stranger even a bit but the flesh??? hoooo baybe the importance of flesh and food and how these tie into the self mixed in with how shitty the industrial farming industy is?? also cannabalism is so extremely good and the religious overtones of the flesh are sexy sorry i dont make the rules 

[allthewritingshit]

6/19/2020

So plot sketch for a movie. The main character is a 12-14 year old child. Jo? The are androgonoys, quiet, and responsible.

Their mom, Jane, is a reckless and exuberant scientist. She greatly strugggles with the emotional responsibility.  Tall and angular.  Small but bright green eyes.

Their dad is a kind and quiet man. Mo, mohamed.  He is slow and paitient. He grows plants, and balances work and home life. Medium sized and soft. middle eastern. ROamtic and doesn’t take most things too seriously. Plays soccer. Big brown eyes, maybe has his head in the clouds too much and only back to earth when hes with his family.

Diane is the step mom. She is energetic fix it all kind of woman. She is good friends with Jane, but far more responsible. The most emotionally mature person in the film. Small and cute. Long hair and silly and laughs easily. She works in finance and struggles with how hard and cold it all is.

The twins: Absolutely the nicest pair of people on the world. Subversion of plotting gremlins. They might be plotting but its always for someones benefit. Uses their powers for good. One year younger than Jo.

The child: 4-8. Old enough to have some autonomy, but needs supervision.

BaeBee! A newborn. Diane and Mos only kid together. Keeps both the parents tired in the chaos in this life.

The best friend: Ryan is the next door neighboor who is Jos Best freind. Loves playing soccer. Would otherwise be an exuberant force of justice, but lives with absue. Jo knows about the abuse and once tipped the teachers off to this. Child protective services came and nothing happened, if anything things got worse.  In the opening scene we see the two of them practicing through the holes in the gate early early morning. The intro is shot between Jane and Jos mornings as a contrast.

Jo wakes up before it is light out, no alarm, but their window is open to the birds. They roll off their bad and land on their feet.

Jane is asleep.

Jo is seen getting dressed into shorts and a large oversized black sweater. They tie their shoes and hop out the window.

Jane is asleep.

Jo goes up to the wood fence and knocks on it with a few quick raps. They are met with barks from the other side: comera pans to Ryan making barking sounds . Jo smiles and throws the soccer ball over the gate. Ryan rallies and cattches the ball with their knees, dribbles in a small circle and kicks it back. Jo skillfully catches the ball and bounces it back and forth on their knees, dribbles  and kicks it over. The ball goes too far and hits a small porch chair which makes noise. Ryan and jo fgreeze, wide eyed in fear. A beat passes and you hear an actual dog barking followed by lights turning on in the house and Ryan knocks on the fence and then scrambles back to their room through their window.

Jo looks worried, but barks, and crawls back into their house as well.

Jane is still asleep, snores.

Jo goes to the kitchen and starts making both nbreakfast and lunmches. there are many, many growing plants thorughout the house and lots of vegetables that they are seen cooking in different ways to make apetizing for kids.

The sun becomes visible in the kitchen window, and you hear alarms go off. A bright but fast paced Diane enters and warmly greets Jo and tries to have a conversation with them as Diane (already dressed for work) takes a cup of cofffee that Jo made and starts helping with the food making for a second.

Diane asks where everyone is with practically blinding cheerfulness for the hour and leaves, and the rest of the family shuffles in at different times.

The twins come up giggling and dress riddicuously. Jo while still managing breakfest styles the visual cacophony to some standard as they begin to eat and talk about ‘pranks’ that they are going to pull.

Middle kid comes in, sleepy and pulling a stuffed animal that is larger than they are. Stuffed animal is placed at table , jo gives both the animal and middle kid a plate of breakfast and ties mioddles shoes.

Diane comes back with Mo who is carying baybee.  Mo looks very tired, baybe is adorable and awake. Diane kisses everyone goodbye and hurries out the door with a Jo made lunch and the sun on her shoulders.

Mo tiredly sits down and quietly talks to all the kids. they all eat and it is a warming scene. Cramped, but this family is loving and caring. Jo sits down and eats a smaller portion of the breakfast. Mo notices and scrapes some of his rice onto jos plate.

Janes alarm goes off. Jane hits snooze.

The family piles into a beatup trruck that is covered in mud. Truck has a plant growing in the center cup holder. Ryan is waiting on the sidewalk, greewts the family and joins them all in the car. Jo sneakily hands Ryan a bagged lunch.

Jane alarm goes off again. Snores and rolling over.

The car putters the lot to a school and the family and Ryan friendly banter, summer is almost here. Everytone is happy buyt Jo. Soccer practice tonight, don’t forget.

The kids stumble into school.

Janes alarm goes off, and then sets off a bigger alarm. Science contraptions get her out oif bed and make her a coffe. the sleep is there until it is very not, a zany sciene based outfit is put on and she zoomz out the door onto a moped, motorcycle bike contaption that has a steam train horn on it. She laughs and recklessly weaves through traffic is a huge hurry.

As the kids go to their classes (insert cute scnenes here) Jo hands spare notes to a friend and orderly makes their desk. They wait for the bell to ring already ready.

The bell rings and we cut to Jane stumbling into a large expirment room at a college  as she shouts “Right on dime!”  while holding up a coin (class groans) and launches into the lecture while mixing tubes together and placing the coin in. She brandishes it like a wand as small green flames explode out of it. She continues and it get pretty cool.

We cut to Mo who is at work which is at strawberry feilds. He has a silly hat on and baybe strapped to his chect. He is taking measurements and speaking in psanish to his fellow workers while carefully walking along and checking the plants. Occasionally hands baybee a fruit and there are cute little farm life and wild so cal animals about. Baybee is cute to the animals, Mo doesn’t notice.

Diane is at work, killing it but obviously the most happy and enertgetic person at work. They are all smiles but as they eat lunch alone you can tell its hard.

Jo is at a soccer field. Ryan is squared off against them. Its a scrimage game at soccer practice, the camera pans out and we see the twqins and middle on the side lindes.  The match is going back and forth, with Ryan almost scoring and Jo blocking at the last miunute over and over. Finally, Ryan gets a goal. The whistle goes off and Jo falls in fo defeat. Ryan cheers and is having a good time.

Voices off screen shout at ryan, asking him what hes doing and berating him for hardly doing anythinhg. Ryan immediatly stops and waves goodbye to everyone. Jo looks very upset and worried as he leaves, but Mo and baybe come up on screen and the family gathers everyone to go home for the day.

the car ride shows everyone talking about their day, but Jo not saying much. Cut to getting home and Jo organizing everyone to do homework and starts on dinnerwith Mo who is also helping the baybe at this time.

Diane comes in looking tired but still full of life and everyone is happy she is home. They sit down for family dinner and They talk about the day. Again its mentioned that summer is almost here, and how everyone is excited. Diane asks Jo if they are excited for their trip. Jo scoffs and plays with their food but doesn’t eat a ton.  After dinner everyone dispuirses to have fun, and we see Jo once again in the backyeard playing with the soccer ball. They knock on the gate but shouting can be heard on the other side.

Cut back to Jane. Jane is out on town on her bike, riding along the sea and off to the town to go havew a late night ball and do science things.

Thats it today.

I will continue with this story outline tomorrow. Today I wrote for 53 Minutes.