#FUCK Hotel Transylvania

[ozziescribbler]

Hi! I feel like I share your opinions on hotel Transylvania and I would love to know your problems with the films, especially the "zing" concept.

Hey, I'd assume you found me via my recent tweets, because that's first time in ages I shat on Hotel Transylvania!

I am indeed a proud, card-carrying hater of the first movie (and whole franchise by extension, but never watched the sequels, only the reviews) and would talk about it whenever provoked.

I agree with you, @chinesegal, that the movies were underwhelming, cliché and too juvenile. Which would be fine for a movie intended for kids, provided the overall message was wholesome, or at least entirely harmless. Keyword: "would".

I checked and this seems to be the first instance of me talking about HT, 10,5 years ago, and I still stand by those words:

I watched Hotel Transylvania last month and the single thing I hated about it was "LOVE AT THE FIRST SIGHT THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS! GO FOR IT OR YOUR LIFE WILL BE RUINED FOREVER! ZING!" moral that popped up at the end. This movie literally just gives love at the first sight name "zing" and shoves how irreplaceable it is up the viewer's throat during the third act.

This is straight up toxic. How THE FUCK did they get away with legitimizing literal love at first sight in the year 2012? And how come so very few people talk at all how messed up this is?

I am still confused why audiences and reviewers were positive towards this. Writing is so bad: annoying characters (especially Mavis's garbage love interest), lackluster worldbuilding (monsters as fantasy racism metaphor is fine, but why waste vampires if they do nothing vampiric?), unfunny jokes.

And while the visuals are... okay, I suppose, neither design nor animation were anything to run home about. A friend with animation degree was always so confused why animation in HT is treated like it was extremely revolutionary. I would not know, but wasn't particularly impressed either. Madagascar and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs beat it to a punch in regards of using 2D design language in 3D animation. Also, early HT concept art was much more interesting than the bland final result (RIP DILF Dracula).

All in all, you want to see a shitty Adam Sandler movie that at least leans into the horror/monster humor, just watch Little Nicky. If you want to see nice animation from Genndy Tartakovsky, then watch pretty much anything he did other than Hotel Transylvania. There will be also much better writing. Samurai Jack, Sym-Bionic Titan and Primal are especially worth anybody's time.

[naggingatlas]

one of the prints i did for the little pride market event in my city <3

[fangirltothefullest]

I've decided these are all the same species.

[scoliosisgoblin]

I'M QUITTING ART‼️🗿

MY FRIEND SAID MY YB LOOKS LIKE ANIMATED ADAM SANDLER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I HATE THAT GUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

DO YOU SEE IT ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ I DONT 🙏🙏

[anuspastor]

doodles for @neuroticreno bc he stayed up w me while i was sick last night :)))

[ewamak]

i genuinely need him.

[eggs-can-draw]

Do you ever think about Mavis from Hotel Trans and that fuckass Ed Sheeran guy she ends up with and get really sad.

Like. She’s 118, and he’s 21. She will likely go on to outlive him by hundreds of years, their son too, but they hold onto each other like they’ll never know a time without the other.

This is her first relationship, but it may not be her last. This likely isn’t his first relationship, but he wants it to be his last. It likely will.

They hold onto each other like they will be together forever.

There’s something kind of magical to that

[gunmny-shark]

If I was Kirsten Stewart my pfp on everything would be the Bella in parody of twilight in hotel transglvania idk

[fuccicle-art]

Crossover // Cringetober 10/09 i skipped this one cuz i didn't have a ship so i picked two of tumblr's most under appreciated dilfs

[j4ojha]

if they dont watch all the shrek and hotel transylvania movies in order with you, then they're not worth it. make a run for it queen and save yourself from the embarrassment of telling people that they dont watch all the shrek and hotel transylvania movies with you in order in public.

[cemetaryvampire]

this is the one where mavis comes out as trans ohh cuz it’s the hotel of the Trans sylvania

[scoliosisgoblin]

Peter with Ro back home (IM SORRY FUCKKK I DO SEE THE LIKENESS AHAHAHA)

an attempt was made my dear dear Benny

[black-ak9]

Es lindo consentir a tu pareja 🖤

Creo que podría seguir poniendo cosas en Tumblr, aunque tengo más actividad en Instagram

[zekeram]

oh yeah also hey, it looks like drac ended up going Modern Drac after all what with his de-aging

[tf2yuri]

morny horny hits different. SORRY

[tittyinfinity]

been having a lowkey anxiety attack for the past 2 hours bc of hormones i assume but I keep thinking "if I make a meme about anxiety attacks maybe it will stop"