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#probably#fuckem that's why#if you hate me and you are lookin then you is a fan bitch#lol#100% accurate#meme#humor#funny#funny pics#haha#hilarious
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Earlier I was on the Wikipedia page for the word don and this portion stood out to me

Anyway fuckem's razor says don cantuccini is in fact a priest who just acts like that
#Fuckem's razor is when the best explanation is the funniest one#shoot from the hip#too big to be a jockey#The protection is from hell#I'll see if this post makes sense in the morning
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got this bread dough set up after dinner last night. got a couple fold cycles in before bed, tossed it in the fridge

fresh from the fridge this morning:

i let it warm up a while, folded it a few times and formed into a loaf, then let it sit in my pan (small turkey/chicken roaster):

slashed it a couple times shallowly, sprayed it with water, and gave it 20 minutes at 450°F

then pulled it out of the pan and put it straight on the rack for another 20m... i usually drop it to 400°F but forgot but it looks perfect

if you're thinking you need an expensive cast iron baking dome and preheating it to red hot or whatever, consider just using a turkey roaster or any old pot that's oven-safe, drop the dough in cold and stick it in the oven. don't have to be fancy for good bread!
the main point is trapping the moisture in with the dough so that the outside of the bread doesn't crust up too quickly, allowing the inside to expand
you can get the slashed "lip" of a boule if you like, just by slashing more deeply.
#sourdough bread#baking#i don't do fancy#i can afford fancy but i only buy stuff if it works and is needed#and while the fancy shit may make good bread i can make good bread with something i also roast a chicken in so why have yet another thing#oh wait doesn't impress the bros well fuckem they're not getting my bread anyways
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Happy Birthday to my beloved Sibling in law @angelmelon !!! They have a wonderful au of a TERF comic that turns it on its head and really brings positivity and I loved these two so much.
#should state now! I don’t support TERFs! fuckem!#if you are mad at me for that scream into the void <3#leesebound#that’s not the comics name but it’s something like that#I don’t care I just love lesbians#lesbian#art#digital art#happy birthday lovely#leasebound#that’s what it is
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I always forget to treasure the times in which I do not have a headache
#bits of banter#IT FUCKEM HURTED#my ass can barely keep focus enough as it is without the headache but with one? fuck me#can't cope with thissss#screw it i'm goin back to bed and hope this passes soon#can't be lookin at a screen like this and focusing on stuff
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hi !! really hoping we haven’t asked this before and forgotten. but how do you sketch bodies / poses :O? your composition is always really nice and in general the way you draw bodies is great fhdjd
Not been asked yet to my recollection!
Bodies are a bit of a... takes time thing! But usually I try to have a pose or idea in mind that I'll thumbnail down somewhere on the canvas. Same with composition. There are a lot of little doodles or pose ideas that I mix and match before kicking a piece into gear.
Though, that being said, sometimes I know exactly what I want to do from the get-go go and it just takes a couple of tries and re-sketching to get it right! Warm-ups are also a big recommendation.
If you can- find pose references online too! I don't do this as often as I should but pose references always help keep anatomy a little bit more in place or "natural" looking (as natural as it can be in my style! Stuff is still exaggerated and more cartoonish after all)
The best way I can describe my sketching phases is kind of like chiseling away at something. I start more with basic form and loose shapes then erase and re-draw over top of it (and select tool edit lol) until I find its the way I want it!
And I do the same thing with color and lineart too! I draw over my lineart and color layers after everything is done in order to reshade or reshape an area I dislike.
Not particularly a tutorial but just a general look on how I draw certain things!
Unfortunately, I don't think I have any thumbnails hanging around. Most of them have been on the Song Pieces and those files have had all their layers deleted and remade for the next song piece over and over and over lmao. But generally, those are small drawings in little boxes that help convey a composition you might want for a piece.
#voidthoughts#voidart#!!! the legs I think are too long on that sketch but fuckem they can have long legs#was surprised I even drew that decently tbh!! its the first thing I've drawn today!#asks#hope this helps
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lol waitt this might sound cray
but lik have we ever thot abt how fuckms is originaly from freys circus like they grew up togethr and like kno eachother so well... i just luv the idea of fuckems and frey finaly gettin to b with someone who gets them likkk asdflkjl jonesy plz make freykems happen!!!!!!! 😻🤡✨
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#100% accurate#us politics#why is the us also 1930s germany?#oh republicans and evangelicals#and those fucking rich people#fuckem all
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Heehehee sringtrap :3

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Please please please please please please please please please please draw gore for CoD I am SO tired of all the censored or non bloody art please please please please please it's a gory game about killing people
I don't think u know how Krazy I wanna go with the cod gore I'm sfjfsjdgmhmyv
I'll probably snap and do a few soon (ie after next comic section) bc as long as I tag everything right and put filters n warnings where it's needed who tf CARES it IS literally a game abt killing people that even sometimes shows off with how brutal and gory it is lets get real
#bc the sheer amnt of scenarios that play in my head is bouta drive me insane#im sO READY#plus i keep myself as far away from fandoms as possible so if i get a '''call out poast''' abt me drawing gory art for a gory game FUCKEM
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micro dising spring by burning my lemon scented candle.
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jiggly
#made me think of that fuckem 'the jiggle jiggle skin!' 'WHAT THE FUCK IS A JIGGLE JIGGLE SKIN' 'glizzyyyyy😜' sound#answered
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6. What's your current vocal stim? :^)
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"Eugh, that's fucken sick. What da FUCK"
Amongst many others :^)
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lol babs i fink im a little to obsessed with piccrw rn lmao but look at this lil baby omg i love her hehehehehe!!!1 i hope jonesy brings fuckems back sooooon i love himmm :3
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Windyfox
#warrior cat name#warriorcats#warrior cats#windy#fox#Is this a meme reference....perhaps#IS FUCKEM WIMDY
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