#FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[mgu-h]

if they put another truck on track i'm going to riot

[mediaheart]

...do you guys remember stickers guy. that I confessed to in january and got rejected (yeah...). well she's a girl now (she detransitioned, long story why) and she is kind of in a relationship with this other guy. And I thought that I was completely okay with this and no longer attracted to her and everything was fine and sunshine and rainbows. But today i saw her again after some months guys. Guys. Guys I was wrong

[mallach]

did finally finish saya no uta. ohhhhhhhh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[pillowenvelopchair]

WHAT THE FUCK THE SOTE TRAILER DROPPED!??;??;:)₱;);@@(“””

[berrypass-de-murdler]

3 - 1 Resorting to Murder

HOW THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AM I ON THE THIRD BOOK

My WORD that artwork looks big fsr but FLETCH FINALLY LET ME FINISH UP RAD CRIMSON!! She doesn't look too scary here, but she is kind of a piece of shit in general

DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!

Some static, like a tape was put into a VHS. The grainy picture starts reeling, curly letters appearing on old paper.

“WELCOME, AUDIENCE, TO THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!”

Rubber-hose versions of Logico and Irratino appear.

“THE UNSTOPPABLE DEDUCTIVE LOGICO AND THE ESOTERIC INSPECTOR IRRATINO WILL ACCOMPANY YOU ON THE JOURNEY THROUGH THE THIRD SERIES AND NINTH SEASON OF THE MURDLE CARTOON, FILLED WITH ADVENTURE, EXCITEMENT, AAAAAAND MURDER!”

More graphics appear.

“WILL DEDUCTIVE LOGICO SOLVE THE ICE-COLD MURDERS OF THE SKI RESORT? OR WILL HE DIE TRYING??”

“THE DEDUCTIVE’S GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS AN OLD WEST RANGER, WHO WILL EXPLORE AN ABANDONED MINE IN THIS EXCITING EXPANSION OF THE FRANCHISE!!”

“THE DRAMATIC RETURN TO NEW AEGIS WILL PROVE THIS MEGA-MURDLE™️A SUREFIRE EMMY AWARDS CONTENDER!”

“AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT CAN’T GET BIGGER, LOGICO HEADS TO THE FINAL FRONTIER, TO SAVE THE MURDER KINGDOM FROM AN ALIEN INVASION!!!!!”

“BUCKLE UP, IT’S ABOUT TO BEGIN! IN 5… 4… 3… 2…”

Deductive Logico fades out of his stupid dream. He accidentally fell asleep again. He throws himself awake and continues jotting down notes on the latest mysterious letter, the only clue left behind from the sudden closing of the Investigation Institute. 

The next morning, when Inspector Irratino wakes, he’s still at it.

IRRATINO: Logico? LOGICO: What. IRRATINO: Have you slept? LOGICO: No.

The goat slowly gets out of bed and wanders over to the desk. Countless sheets of paper are scattered everywhere, covered in furious scribbles.

LOGICO: I’m not going… to stop working… until I find what this means.

He continues to weakly write incoherent letters on the pages while Irratino gets dressed. He is barely awake, and about to collapse again. He turns around, and Irratino is suddenly in the most hideous clashing outfit he’s ever seen.

LOGICO: EW!! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?? IRRATINO: I’m taking you on vacation. LOGICO: No you’re not! What kind of vacation would warrant THAT outfit??

Irratino is wearing a bright green button-up shirt, a long black skirt, and sheepskin boots, and his hair is up in a ponytail.

IRRATINO: It’s good to be prepared for all climates. But I saw a great ad for the ski resort, and it just made me want to go back there.  LOGICO: Go ahead… enjoy the hypothermia… IRRATINO: No you don’t, Logico. You’re coming with me. I’m not letting you waste another second on that letter until you’ve relaxed. LOGICO: You’re not the boss of me… IRRATINO: Who does all your money come from? LOGICO: …

So he doesn’t have a choice. Irratino takes him to the ski resort. They immediately run into two humans - one is dead, and the other is Uncle Midnight.

U. MIDNIGHT: LOGIC, my man! I haven’t seen you in forever, the fuck you been doin’? 

He picks him up and gives him a strangling hug.

LOGICO: Wow. I am enjoying myself so much.  IRRATINO: Oh.

Two seconds into their supposed vacation, the boys have to solve a murder. Archaeologist Ecru is there, for some reason.

ECRU: Hey mate. I’m looking for rocks. They say there’s real gold around here, but I don’t believe ‘em. LOGICO: Then why are you looking? ECRU: …To prove ‘em wrong. LOGICO: Okay… and since when do you ski? U. MIDNIGHT: I don’t. Huhuhuh. Too much work. I just lounge in the freezing cold like a boss. Oh yeah but there is this new person I NEVER seen before, so you might wanna keep an eye on 'em. LOGICO: Who, Ecru? U. MIDNIGHT: Nuh, that one.

A flurry of snow sprays everyone in the face as a silhouette comes racing in - is someone skiing UPhill? And they takes off their helmet and flip their hair.

SUNFLOWER: Heyy~ ECRU: What, you think you’re hot or somethin’? SUNFLOWER: Ooh, who’s this girl~ Sounds like somebody’s JEALOUS~ U. MIDNIGHT: Fight! Fight! Fight! ECRU: Shut up, boy. SUNFLOWER: Oh no! The little girl is afraid~

Ecru sees the stupid squiggles they use instead of periods and has had enough. She shoves them over.

U. MIDNIGHT: Yessss

Logico tries to look for clues, but it’s hard with the snake and whatever Sunflower is swinging fists at each other nonstop. Ecru grabs Sun’s face and throws them into the restaurant.

U. MIDNIGHT: YEEEAAHHHHHH ECRU: Have a sip of this.

She tosses some hot chocolate at the supposed ski deity.

SUNFLOWER: Oh fuck that~

They dump an entire bowl of soup on Ecru’s head.

ECRU: AAAAAAUGH! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

Sunflower prances away with a giant grin on their face. 

U. MIDNIGHT: COME ON MANNN SUNFLOWER: What’s the matter? I know it’s hard to be alone~

They wraps their scarf around him.

SUNFLOWER: But maybe THIS, will help you feel better~

Benjamin ignores them and goes to see Ecru instead.

U. MIDNIGHT: You coulda beat the stupid person! ECRU: Ughh, I KNOW ALREADY!  LOGICO: I don’t care who ‘won’. I care about who did the fucking murder!! U. MIDNIGHT: Oh. That was me. LOGICO: Seriously?? U. MIDNIGHT: We had a dispute about resort fees! LOGICO: What dispute?? U. MIDNIGHT: He wanted me to pay ‘em, and I didn’t!

He sticks his tongue out and runs away like the mature adult he is, and Logico glares at Irratino.

LOGICO: I don’t… want… a vacation. IRRATINO: Chin up, Logico. I promise we're gonna be alright.

The end! 

if anyone has any design ideas for Sunflower lmk, I'm really stuck for some reason 😭 I only know what their hair and feet look like

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!

[zeuxox]

I’m gonna die I’m on my works fb like internal social media page but I have it muted cos fuck that it’s work, but they had 2 tickets for kylie minogue up for grabs which I didn’t see fuckingggggggg KMS WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[personaei]

ooc. okay real talk rn why the absolute living fuck is finding a psd coloring for kairi so much harder than finding a psd coloring for goofy when they are objectively in the exact same media and sometimes in the same goddamned shot i am trying to turn into a graphic what the helllllllllllllll okay sorry i'm calm i'm calm i'm handling four hours of meetings today normally.

[jinleebelee]

GOD FUCKINF DAMN IT 2021 ME YA DIP TAGGING BITCH LEAVING ME WITH RHIS TK SHIT IN MY PHOTOS TO DELETE. I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF EM BUT NOPE HERE A ANOTHOR AND ANOTHOR AND A GOD DAMN FUCKINF ANOTHOR.

GOD I AINT HAVENING MY SECRET GET OUT IF YOD FOR BID I DIE AND MY FAM LOOKS THROUGH NY FUCKING PHONE OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOO SO GOODBYE TK SHIT. LIKE JESUS- IF I COULD SLAO YA ACROSS THE HEAD ID DO IT WITH A GOD DAMN HEARTBEAT AND TELL YA BITCH GET RID OF ITTTTTTT IM TIRED OF SEEING IT WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT AND I AINT HAVINF NO ONE FROM THE NONE PART OF COMMUNITY TO STUMPLE UPON "oh your in a lee nood?" AND THEM HAVING LOOKING UP AND BE GOD DAMN RGHHJJHHJJH

FUCK-

[0fft0neverland]

I’m part of the people who agree (music in general ngl buttttt) house music, edm, etc… makes you horny as HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

It just gets you so excited and blood pumping. Recreates the joy and feeling of being in love and having fucking fun. It’s too goddamn good Jesus Christ. I love music so so sooooo much. Dance is right after that because with music you put the emotion into sound and with dance that emotion becomes physical omfggggggg.

I feel music SO deeply. Like I can’t put into words the relationship I have with music. That shit has some drug input into because goddamn. Music and words, literature, were my “friends” growing up. I was validated through them. A love I have that will never be squandered. No matter what genre, story, decade, I love it all and feeeeeeel that shit as much as I can. And don’t event get me started of creating music… ohhhh I how I miss that gorgeous special feeling of performing & creating magic. How everything came together. 😭 and then dance?!

Every single goddamn person on this earth can dance. If you say no, BULLSHIT. I love peoples true expressions of self.. ugh it’s absolutely beautiful. Feel that emotion, the rhythms, let it out in the way you instinctively move to… don’t overthink.. just let go.

Absolutely beautiful. Movie magic moments.

Same with singing, yea people may not be your standard pretty voice but let them have their moment. Sing it babyyyyyy girl/boy!!!! FEEL THAT SHIT YOU ARE VALID AND DESERVE TO FEEL AND PRESENT YOUR EXCITEMENT!!!

Maybe I need to stfu??? 💀

imma go vibeeeee

maybe in the pool? gaming? movie watching ??

Hmmmm

[chiefmilesobrien]

Hey Apple....

I get that two-factor identification is important but maybe

when i’m trying to find my phone 

with your find my iphone website......

sending a verification to my phone

isn’t helpful??????

[whatevers-inconvenient]

._.

[sinag789tala]

DO YALL KNOW HOW FUCKING INVIGORATED IT FEELS TO SEE YOUR ART APPEAR WHEN YOU GOOGLE UP SOMETHING??? LIKE WHAT POPPED UP IS NOT EVEN AN INCH RELATED TO WHAT I SEARCHED FOR BUT HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT'S ME!!! THOSE ARE MY DRAWINGS!!! I'M THE CAPRISUN OVERLORD!

[trenchcrows]

I-

FUCKING HELL.

Turning off hostile mob spawning rn this is fucking stupid I just want some stuff to survive Minecraft fucking helllllllllllllll

Istay silly. I stay silly. I stay silly. I stay silly. I STAY SILLY......

[i8jisoo]

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 ⇉  skz with pregnant!reader 

bangchan x reader | first part of dad!skz

↬ genre; fluff & a tinge of angst

↬ warnings; pregnancy, birth, talk of vomiting, and lots of cursin

↬ notes; fuck i love bangchan sm and im excited dis the first part of daddy!skz o whateva

from the moment he knew, he honestly was scared at first and just wanted to pretend like he wasn’t going to be a father

he needed time to evaluate it all, he was honestly confused and scared, he was nervous and doubtful of his parenting skills and providing eighteen years + many years after for his child

u were nervousssss as helllllllllllllll to tell him what was up

“well, i’m- y’know- baby?” you tried to get out, ur words were hella scrambled and he was confused before he came to the realization of what you meant 

silence which is vv concerning 

u knew this was a shot in the dark sorta, u two weren’t even public on the relationship let alone public about a pregnancy?

u guys ended up taking a break for about a month, really not knowing what to say to each-other

u two were afraid, which was normal, u just rly didn’t expect it from chan of all people to walk away from u

anybody else u could expect,, but this?? this was unlike him & u were more scared by that

he wound up at your place, box in hands

(u were kinda at ur breaking point bc u thought he was returning ur things)

(newsflash it was his stuff)

“i’m sorry, i just— being a father? being a parent, i don’t.. i don’t know anything about it, but nobody does when they become one. so, i’m gonna figure it out with you.”

going through the first sonograms w him & crying a lot while u two talked about the future

ur hormones r going to be the death of chan

u are 0-100 holy mooolyy

hes very careful with his choice of words and how he delivers them, not wanting to upset you

chans first present for the baby is a kangaroo, with a matching little joey 🥺

he also is surprisingly a very big fan of kanga from winnie the pooh, which he buys winnie the pooh stuff for the baby JSJSJSJSJJS just bc kanga & roo remind him of u n the baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺 (i rly need to stop)

u were a lil big, having a cute big bump to pair with ur pregnancy, the inevitable announcement was needed to happen if u were ever going to step outside again

chan rly didnt want to announce it bc he didnt know what peoples reactions would be :(

he knew he was only twenty-seven so some people might think it was a bit too early to have kids, but he thought it was perfect the way it was

u guys hid it until u couldn’t, sparking little rumors of ur pregnancy but u both decided not to confirm them

chan obsessing and literally worshipping you in your third trimester

u in his shirts? he was fuckin over

kisses and cuddling all the time, no matter how tired u were or he was, u two would either fall asleep while doing so or lay there for awhile before u were like

“ok i gotta pee, help me up!!”

no but frfr this baby was torturing u the last stretch of ur pregnancy

it seemed that anything u ate either made u throw up or gave u heartburn

ur stretchmarks were getting worse & it seemed like u were getting bigger everyday

u were very insecure the last months, just cause a lot of comments were talking about a bit of weight gain in ur face, which fuck,, u would never be hurt by some comments but with ur hormones and KNOWING u have put on weight, u rly didn’t feel the same

ofc chan knows whats up and hes there to tell u some r e a l s h i t

“okay, yes. you have put on weight, but you’re pregnant. that’s the good thing about it, you’re healthy okay? whether you had a small bump and no extra weight put on or a big bump and extra weight put on, you are carrying a baby. you can lose the weight when it’s over, right? you don’t need to feel this way, okay? i’m the only one who you should listen to about your appearance, i’m here to tell you the truth. you are beautiful. you are the morher of my child, that’s what you are. you’re not ugly, or fat, you’re not anything bullshit that people say to you.”

when u started crying, chan panicked

“nononononoono, don’t cry baby!”

his arms were wrapped around you so tightly, feeling your face pressed against his shoulder and your arms around his neck

“i love you.” u would be rly quiet and his heart would break at the sound but ur i love you, he just— it was so real and he’d never felt like this before

“love u too.” he’d say that shit so proudly and kiss the TOP OF UR HEAD SO SOFTLY 🥺🥺🥺

when u finally went into labor, u were like wow this hurts a F U CK TOO NNN

u woke up to the bedsheets soaked underneath u, pins n needles were all u could feel

u kinda sat there for ten minutes, scaring urself n making urself nervous when u started doubting yourself and feeling the pain become stronger

ur hands were s hh aa kkyy

u would tap chan so softly and feel a little frustrated he didnt wake up but like how tf was he supposed to feel that 😳

u kinda started crying now because u were STRESSED and him not waking up (no shit ur little tap wasnt gonna work but) it felt like he was gonna sleep forever

so ur hands pressed on chan’s shoulders, shaking them a little bit and letting out a,

“chris?” which ur voice was quiet as hell, shaky as hell, and wavering as you whispered to him

him opening his eyes to see your teary ones n hes just so sad that his heart drops 🥺

he never wakes up quicker though and hes sitting up fast as fuck

“what? what’s wrong?”

ur literally sobbing and hes freaked out by this because u have never cried like this

he kinda just wants to go back to bed since ur just crying but he knows smth is probably wrong because ur SOBBING so

“my water broke.”

now its his turn to be nervous cause fuck he is feeling so unprepared

he said fuck shoes on u, slipping u into his own clothes and helping u into the car so u two could go

did i forget to mention the hospital was an hour away 😳

he wants to pull over hearing u whine n grip his hand, noticing ur quietness and ur little mumbles everytime u rest ur head back after a contraction

he doesn’t give a fuck, he will carry u into the hospital and then put u in a wheelchair from the entrance so u don’t have to walk

u have a feeling maybe hes more nervous than u but atm ur fuckin close to losing it over the pain

u two are settled into a room, epidural done and just trying to make u comfortable now

u were seven centimeters which u still had to wait but u both knew u were close to meeting ur baby

when u are at ten centimeters though, chan is just a ball of tears and he’s just so proud of you

your hand was in his the whole time, chan’s lips near ur ear and he’s just whispering for u to concentrate on him and how much u wanna meet the baby

“i—i can’t do it!” 🥺🥺

you were honestly so drained and ur forehead was laced with sweat, ur hands sweaty and shaking in his own from being nervous and slowly becoming weaker as u put ur strength into pushing

“baby, you are probably what? three pushes, maybe you can cut it to one and a half. alright? you can do this baby, we’re so close to meeting our baby.”

that’s all u needed n chan knew it

surprise surprise,, chan was right about one and a half

“it’s a boy!!” which chan would press his lips to yours so quickly, u two crying and letting out watery laughs as your baby boy cried 🥺

he hasn’t felt this much pride and love since debut or releasing an album or tour, he couldn’t express how gifted he was to have deserved the gift of being a father

ofc they introduce you both to kangaroo care, chan so ready to take off his shirt and feel his baby boy’s skin against his own warm skin and he did so

then it was ur turn to hold him the same way, chan asking u if he could pull down ur gown so u could hold him like he did

that was the picture he needed, snapping it and getting you holding the baby against your naked (ofc ur gown was covering ur breasts) chest, your son sleeping soundly with his hands pressed against you

u two were parents now, u both had learned about pregnancy together and now u two were going to explore parenthood together

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[x-wanderingsouls]

Starter from Bishop to Gray ( @collextivesoul​ )

                           Miserable. Bishop Carmichael was fucking miserable, and yes, some of those thoughts and feelings were how he usually felt, yet everything was heightened and raw and why the helllllllllllllll did this have to happen. Pathetic. This was pathetic, he was pathetic, moping and fucking and drinking and just being a general fuckwit but he couldn’t snap the hell out of it, couldn’t stop the words that came from his lips without permission and despite his inner monologue going absolute nuts at all times, every single second of the day and night, it now appeared to roll of his tongue; great. “Do you think dad would have taken me into the pack if he were alive.” see, there it was, those words that he so often thought that came the fuck out of his mouth when he saw Gray --- why did this have to happen?

[1eos]

so its the guy that i made a post about a while back asking what i should do because he would always make weird comments n try n start convos w/me n the other girls at my job. i was one of the oldest girls at my job, most of the rest were high schoolers (we all worked w kids btw.) so he would just make weird comments about my hair (once i braided it and he was like... i like ur hair like that and i was like wtf) or ask me how high school was when i already told him twice that i'm in college... like just really weird conversation and he creeped me out. he even like cornered me in the office one time when i was clocking out trying to talk to me n i couldnt get past him. i told my mom all this and was like what do i do??? do i say anything and she was like no like dont make a scene its literally nothing....ANYWAY so we find out one day that he just randomly up and quits bc he said something extremely off color to one of the younger girls and before he could get fired for it, he quit, and then i heard from my other coworkers that he was actually using a fake name to get past the system (even tho we require fingerprints...) and he was ALREADY in the system for allegations against him and that's why he couldn't be a sub teacher anymore.

naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that man was displaying MULTIPLE red flags what in the helllllllllllllll?M""MMM"????B?AB??B?BA? nd i just don't understand why ppl assume you're like.......exaggerating. if someone if giving u bad vibes nd being creepy around young ppl...................i want an investigation! but thank fuck he got his ass out of there b4 he could do something even worse like i hat e that he was bothering y'all i would've pepper sprayed on sight if i saw him bothering u in that damn office!!!!!!!!!!!