#Father and Children AU

[justcommander]

Father and children AU still. Children yes more than one because I want John to save both Michael and Amy. Even if for Amy things got a bit... ugly.

And with a bit ugly I mean it was awful for him and he nearly died... two times. She died only one and a half.

[dovewingkinnie]

au where evan finds out what william did to cassidy

[scatterbrainedbot]

Hello :D

You're so cool

Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?

You're very cool :D love your stuff dude

(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))

hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!

so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.

Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)

For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.

of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?

for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.

so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3

still,

that fear

never

really

goes

away.....

[luna-mad-talks]

Eliatropes as Angels AU

That's it. That's the post

[alexsnnlv]

@paper-lilypie 's ball pit au my beloved

for the context, i imagine this if Gregory and Michael manage to save all 9 victims, when they're finally going to return to their respective times and shit starts changing ans they're in the middle of time and space or something and it's all angsty and worrying and idk i just wanted spice 🤌🏻

+ some young dad mike and gregory stuff because i can't get them out of my head

anyway @paper-lilypie your au literally gives me so much inspiration and happiness and angst aiakahs and i love it so much

[powderrr]

Price's children! Au. It was invented spontaneously, but I want to do something more, and it doesn’t leave my head, which already says a lot.

Bonus:

Дети Прайса! Ау. Придумано спонтанно, но я хочу с ней что-то делать, да и она не вылетает из моей головы, что уже говорит о многом.

[indefinitex]

[socksandbuttons]

Question, is Bean Bloodmoon even allowed near the kids inside the daycare?

So far it seems:

Bean Lunar is adorable...

Bean Eclipse is a menace...

Bean Bloodmoon is a whopping Holy #@$&

You know you pose a good question. Something tells me he's probably not allowed in the daycare when its OPEN. Just a safety precaution, more or less. Sun would like it if he wasn't at all but also I wanna take these two. and Make them unlikely friends. But later maybe. Please do NOT have Eclipse and Bloodmoon at the same time in the daycare while its open. It's not good for anyone. Killcode learns the hard way.

[cloudofbutterflies92]

I found this picrew and I decided to use it for my Fallout/COD AU

Younger Ghost as member of brotherhood of steel and younger Eden in the vault

Diana Riley and Piper Wright

[justcommander]

And that's why Michael got cool shades in this AU.

That feeling when you're just a teenager and already got cataract. Amongst the other things that damn possession and truck accident caused you But John is doing his best all on his own...!

[octoooo]

Demon Slayer is about single father Giyuu with his 8 kids right?

(With personal hc I’ve always wanted to to at least once 😖👉🏾👈🏾)

Fatherhood: How it started vs How it’s going

No children suddenly became 8

[donna-medusa-gorgon]

*At a trial trying to figure out if the Gorgon kids can enter Heaven*

Sera: You three sinners-

Emily: Wait, are they sinners?

Sera: They’re from hell, of course they’re sinners

Aria: We were born in hell

Adam: Hellborn, then of course they’re not allowed

Emily: But they’re children of the seraphim Abbadona. Does that make them hellborn?

Sera: Er, well, who is your father children?

Angelo: Some dude named Dragon

Sera: Don’t recognize that name, so I’m assuming it’s a sinner so yes that would make them hellborn-

Aria: He was in some gang called the Mal-branches or something.

Sera: …Malebranche? Was your father Draghignazzo?

Aurora: Yeah that

Emily: So they were born from a seraphim and a fallen angel, wouldn’t that make them technically from Heaven?

Adam: Who cares if their parents use to be angels, Charlie was born from a fallen angel, she’s hellborn.

Emily: Yeah but Abbadona was never suppose to fall, it was an accident so they’re from an angel.

Adam: Still fell! They were born in hell so they are hell born it’s in the name!

Emily: So if an angel was born on Earth it would make them human?

Adam: No! That’s different!

Sera: Alright calm down, look Emily they can’t be Heavenborn because they don’t even have divine blood! Children does your mother bleed gold?

Aurora: Mama doesn’t bleed

Sera: You know what good enough, see-

Aria: But when she cut her snakes for a new haircut yeah they bleed gold

Sera: …

Emily: HA

Adam: THEY ARE STILL HELLBORN

*The trial never went anywhere that day*

[kh-yumio]

Kingdom Hearts but it's a TV show and everyone are actors, BUT at some point the line between fiction and reality is erased, causing the actors to little by little begin to act like their characters, leading to disastrous scenarios and the public considering them a danger to society, even start making theories and conspiracies about how the show is cursed...

It all starts during the recordings of KH3 in the scene where Ventus awakes. Ven and Van actually attack each other and Aqua and Sora had to stop them before they got hurt (I should add that in my imagination many of Disney's own characters They are cgi-), they came back to their senses and apologize, promising that it won't happen again, but that was just the beginning..

During the filming of the final battle, Xehanort and Sora get actually hurt and that leads to pausing the recordings for a while. From that moment, all actors involved began to show strange behaviors, very similar to the characters they played..

Eraqus had to watch his best friend slowly descend into madness as Xehanort was one of the first to fall.

Vanitas isolated himself so as not to harm his siblings. Ventus wrote notes to himself and posted them all over their house to remember who he was, his siblings are, and that Van was his twin and not his enemy.

Sora fervently believed that he was in a place called "Quadratum" completely separated from what he knew and that he had to return to his true home.

...I'm not really getting anywhere with this, but I needed to put it somewhere.

[phykoha]

Raphie fucking LOVES babies. She's such a baby guy. If any parent in the resistance needed someone to watch their little ones, they would go to Raphie (if he was available) bc he just loves kids, man.

Being a father herself, Raphie just. Ugh HE LOVES THEM. He loves her son so much. And he loves kids in general. They're so funny and sweet and tiny.

She loves when babies laugh, and the little waddle they do when they first start to walk, and when they babble and try to mimic words.

The paternal instincts go crazy bro

[sadsoftserve]

Disappointed Guardians....

[willowser]

the thing so sweet to me about step dad!touya specifically is that your daughter isn't being raised in a toxic/abusive household. no, you and her father aren't together, but you both love and care for her, time is split fairly, you two can stand to be in the same room as one another and at events together to support her — so she has no qualms about being like "love you!" to touya and that THROWS him OFF.