#Faye's incorrect quotes

[faye-writes-stuff]

welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

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[jelly-bebop]

Spike: *groans*

Jet: don't even start-

Spike: GOD, I HATE IT HERE!

Faye: I HATE IT HERE TOO!

Ed: I'M YELLING ALSO!

Jet: *sigh* You all are hopeless

[bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue]

Faye: wheres my new nail polish?

Spike, shrugging, his nails freshly painted courtesy of Ed: no idea.

This is absolutely canon.

[ninerealms-sunshine]

Faye: Don't cry about your past.

Faye: Cry about your future.

Faye: Everything is going to get so much worse

[drei-satzzeichen]

Justus: Okay, Bob geh zu deiner Verabredung. Peter und ich kriegen das schon hin.

Bob: Warum werde ich immer misstrauisch, wenn du allzu nett bist?

Justus: Ach was, lass dich nicht täuschen. Das gehört zu meiner Persönlichkeit als mildtätiger Diktator.

[alternate-kiza]

Apoo handing Luffy a keyboard mouse: Here you go

Luffy: Is that an actual keyboard mouse

Apoo: Of course it is, how bad are your trust issues

Luffy: Just making sure it’s not cake

Apoo: I though you’d be happy if it was cake

Luffy: I need the mouse more then cake right now *Grabs mouse*

*Apoo giggling*

Luffy: Mother fucker, it’s cake

Apoo: Got that right

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Spike: *flops face down into the sofa after a long job.

Faye, muffled: spike…

Spike:hmm?

Faye, muffled: you’re on top of me.

Spike: cry cope and seethe

CRY COPE AND SEETHE

[thestarlightsymphony]

Jet: I'm leaving now. Ein is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Faye: Mine just says "Faye no.”

Jet: And you can apply that to any situation.

[cyber-streak-2]

Light Lost: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.

Faye: Oh, so like you.

Light Lost, tearing up: *Watery smile*

//AU by @cuppajj

[splat-goes-the-nat]

MJ: are you trying to mansplain misogyny?

[faye-writes-stuff]

INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

sapnap, throwing their head into y/n's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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tommy: Are you ready to commit? y/n: Like, a crime, suicide, or a relationship?

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y/n: Do you want to know your gay name? ranboo: My... my gay name? y/n: Yeah, it's your first name- ranboo: Haha. Very funny y/n- y/n: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. ranboo: Oh- oh my god.

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dream: Can you cut me some slack, y/n? I’m sort of in love. y/n: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. dream: I’m in love with you. y/n: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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tubbo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. ranboo: Well, that was entirely predictable. tubbo: One of them punched a gang member. ranboo: tommy? tubbo: y/n, actually. ranboo: Oh, that was going to be my second guess

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bro should i make a tag for these lmao?

imma make more because yes

[jelly-bebop]

Faye: you have been playing "Cats on Mars" on the bluetooth speaker for over an hour, are you... ok?

Ed: *stimming* I am wiggly~

Faye: I can see that, but like... mentally, are you ok?

[noblesixofhalo]

Another round of incorrect Cowboy Bebop quotes

Since I'm kind of bored and I haven't tried these piss poor attempt at incorrect Bebop quotes I thought giving this another try.

I am cheating by copying from an Oneyplays clip but I've been binge watching them for a while now.

This takes place after the events of "Toys in the Attic".

*Scene" Livingroom onboard the Bebop.

Eddie: (Me): Spike, if you were in bed uh while we were in space and I'm not going bring anyone else in this scenario but let's say its 11 PM you're trying to sleep you're in bed doing good. Yet you hear *mimicking an UFO spaceship* Woooooooooo......

Jet: Theremin?

Eddie: Yeah right?

Spike: I start to just hear outside the Bebop this noise.

Edward *joining in on the fun makes UFO noises also*

Eddie: Yeah outside the Bebop, so you get up go to investigate, go to the bridge and you look out and its a little flying saucer.

Spike: Yeah.

Eddie: And there's green lights and go over the window and knock on this thing and he opens it up..

Spike: Is it another fridge mutant thing?

Eddie: It's not a fridge mutant thing but it is a green alien.

Spike: Okay.

Eddie: And he says, he goes "Dueugh! Duegh! Deugh! Deugh! Deugh!"

*Bebop crew begins to laugh at how I'm describing this annoying sound*

Eddie: He's puts his hand in your face.

Spike: He just keeps on throwing his fingers going "deugh, deugh, deugh!"

Eddie: Yeah, deugh, duegh, deugh!

Jet: So oboxnious.

Faye: Almost as bad as Ed.

Eddie: I know and I hate to sound as like her and I hate to annoy you guys and everything but would you like punch him or would you...

Faye: I'd punch him.

Eddie: Would you really punch an alien?

Faye: If he was doing that..

Spike: If all he was doing was that, I'd honesty, I'd just be, I would try to act calm and let him know that I'm not a threat. Because I don't know what this alien can do.

Eddie: *snickering* You're submitting to this aggressive alien.

Spike: I'm not submitting to it. I'm just like "woah, woah, woah what's up.

Eddie: *mimicking the alien still* What's up, what's up, what's up, deugh!

*Laughing*

Spike: God that's just as bad as Edward.

Edward: Deugh, deugh, deugh, deugh!

Faye: Way to go on giving her another reason to be annoying.

Eddie: I'm just looking at hypothetical scenarios. Do you fight this alien or do you roll over and take it like a little bitch?

Jet: Woah, woah let's not talk like that in front of Ed.

Eddie: Woah, woah, let's not talk, let's not talk deugh!

*End of scene*

Here's the clip of where I got most of the dialog from.

Oney Plays Animated: Tomar's Strange Little Alien - YouTube

[lovefordyingstars]

Faye: what's an organism?

Jordan: that's when you fold paper to make cranes and stuff

Letta: that's oregano idiot

[drei-satzzeichen]

Muss ich wieder Feuerwehr spielen, weil jemand mit Streichhölzern hantiert?

Cotta, vermutlich, wenn ihn die Jungs anrufen

[alternate-kiza]

Apoo on the phone: You missed it

Luffy: I didn’t miss it, there’s one block left

Apoo: Your map isn’t working, you missed it

Luffy: My map’s working perfectly fine.

Apoo: I know where your at, you missed it

Luffy: I’m telling you, I didn’t. It’s right next to the park

Apoo: You passed that two blocks ago