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silvamyman · 6 months

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𝗣-P𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻 !

𝘀𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀 !: A day off from Blue Lock, finally determined to make peace between all the boys, forget the misunderstandings, a new one is born, With youthful hormones

𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 !: Blue lock x FemY/N ¡!

Warning!: Harassment, Minors, Hormonal children, Stalkers, desecration, wet dreams, Milf

Please do not translate my work, do not upload it to any platform, Consult me to give you authorization for my work, I would appreciate it if you would show me the talent you have after reading my stories ! 🫶

Finally, after so much effort, all the boys who participated in the Blue lock project had their well-deserved rest, after so many tears, sweat and frustration, They were definitely making the most of those vacations now. And what could be better than making peace?

Isagi was the one who had the idea, to bring all the boys together, leave the rivalries, envy and meaningless senses of superiority, recognize the abilities of each one and unite them with the others, Everyone accepted, some went reluctantly (Like barou)

To improve the moment, Reo decided to contribute to Isagi's good cause, he invited them to spend a day at his house, it was impolite to reject his offer after having made peace. Why not?

This is how all the boys ventured to the reo's house, making small talks about any topic, remembering embarrassing moments, comical moments, various emotions that they felt as soon as they knew each other

As soon as they arrived, they realized the rich neighborhood in which reo lived with his family, living the life of any boy, Reo gave them a small tour of his house, just the basics, kitchen, bathroom, and his room, where they would be most of the day

Everyone took some kind of seat, getting comfortable, they spent some time like that, making jokes, games, Taking small snacks and drinks

Everything was laughter, except for Nagi, his gaze lost in the window, looking at the house from the side

"—Reo! Reo!"

Nagi's scream full of happiness alarmed the others, everyone stayed in their places while reo got up from his bed, to see what was happening, He looked out the window, barely knowing what was happening, he took his binoculars to see better*

"—is something wrong guys?"

Isagi asked with a small confused tone as if scared by the attitude of both friends

Everyone approached the window, burying themselves and fixing their gaze on the neighbor's room

They were surprised to see a curvy figure, a woman so beautiful, so delicate, her skin looks so soft.

She was so beautiful in every aspect, breaking the Japanese stereotype, the standards they had of a woman, were tiny to what she was

"—And... What are we seeing?"

Bachira commented, without understanding much, seeing a woman behind one of his windows, he didn't see why, at that moment Otoya placed a finger on his lips letting him know that he would shut up

"—Don't worry, we'll explain later"

He spoke reo, while he adjusted his binoculars to better appreciate the moment, His childhood love until now, who disturbs his dreams with such elegance, who treated him like a little child, His beloved neighbor

Reo remembers his neighbor from childhood, his beloved neighbor always came on important holidays, doing a singing performance

A talented woman, doing small performances in dressing rooms, Their work was mysterious to the entire neighborhood, they only knew very little about acting

"—Just enjoy the view, we'll talk in a moment"

Nagi spoke without taking his eyes off the window, as enthusiastic as a dog waiting for a treat, all the boys looked at each other, they decided to listen to Nagi

Everyone turned their gaze to the window again

As soon as I turned around, that long-awaited and mysterious show began

The girl was behind them, not knowing that some hormonal children were watching her through her uncovered window

The sensual and charming neighbor began to take off her heels, leaving them in their usual place, She took her stockings in her hands showing her meaty and juicy butt as soon as she bent down to take her stockings off the floor

All the boys immediately blushed at the sight, everyone was stunned, Some swallowed in surprise as an emotion, they never expected those attitudes of nagi and reo

They never took their gaze off the backside of such a beautiful neighbor, her dress tight to her flesh, She left her stockings on the edge of the bed, at that moment she began to lift her dress from the butt up, showing her panties to the boys while she passed her dress over her head, Throwing it on the edge of your bed

The boys could barely contain a scream, they stayed frozen in place, no matter how much they tried to look away, they always returned to the same point

The beautiful and distracted neighbor continued with her show, She pushed her hair aside, showing her bra, she untied it in the back, letting it fall to the floor, she grabbed the edges of her panties, letting them fall to the floor

I take his clothes, underwear as well as upper, leaving them in his dirty clothes basket, She returned her body to her closet, revealing her breasts and butt, Her beautiful face so fragile and soft, so innocent

He took his bath towel, a towel for his hair and another for his body, placed them between his hips while he closed his closet

He headed to his bathroom, he never noticed the lustful looks of brats as soon as they understood that his small cock didn't let go, it was to go to the bathroom

Her heard the bathroom shower turn on, at that moment his beautiful neighbor began to hum a little song

Definitely, they should go to the reo's house more often, to "talk among friends"

Hello hello! Thank you very much for continuing to support my content at all times!

part 2?

I have many ideas that would never be expected, if this blog is supported I will do the second part right away !

#fandom #manga #bllk #anime and manga #anime smut #bllk smut #manga smut #bllk headcanons #y/n #bllk x reader #bllk x you #isagi yoichi #itoshi rin #bllk fanart #anime #anime fanart

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theywontletmebeprincipal · 11 months

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KNUCKLE TATTOOS

DICK BALS

BETA CUCK

STAR WARS

SUCK FUCK

FERA LHOG

THEJ OKER

EATS FEET

RAZL DAZL

KNUK TATS

BABY GIRL

BUTT HOLE

A.HAM A.BUR

ONCE -LER

JEB! BUSH

PRON OUNS

MYFI NGRS

BIGB OOBS

GOOD LORD

WEEE EEEE

TEE♡ HEE♡

COCK VORE

SIXFI NGERS

HAND JOB!

AMON GUSඞ

TWIN TWRS

CALL SAUL

PUNC HYOU

YURI YAOI

FORT NITE

JAKE PAUL

PIKA PIKA

FACE BOOK

ELON MUSK

HATE GAYS

JOEB IDEN

CRUC IFIX

YUOR DEVL

TOON TOWN

CRPY PSTA

KILL BILL

SOCC RMOM

HOPE UDIE

JOHN LOCK

SUPR HELL

ROAD TRIP

PRTY ROCK

DOES DRUG

SEXH AVER

SUCK UOFF

IAMA LSBO

BISE XUAL

NGRY BIRD

SMOS H.COM

MARI OBRO

RPGM AKER

CAS♡ DEAN

DIVO RCE☹

YAOI HAND

SEXY HOMO

ITMY HAND

OWIE OUCH

JAKE DOG (the empty space is for a portrait of him)

BIOS HOCK

PADS TMPN

ONEP IECE

SCOT LAND

GAMB LING

FEET PICS

JUNJ IITO

GARF IELD

RIDD LER?

GRDN RMSY

DNGN RNPA

ROLE PLAY

KEYB OARD

LEGO LAND

HOLY SHIT

WIKI PDIA

TAPE WORM

DADY ISUE

WIKI FEET

ITCH BALS

CROA TOAN

LOCH NESS

SANS NESS

MTHW PTRK

IBPR OFEN

HOME WORK

RCKY HROR

STRI PPER

FIRE STAR

BATH ROOM

MALE WIFE

HOTT LEGS

GOOF BALL

OMGA VERS

GLUP SHIT

OPEN CSKT

LITL PONY

RAYQ UAZA

TUBE ULAR

RATA TOUI

BIRT HDAY

FAML YGUY

SIMS FOUR

COLO RADO

RDIO STAR

COLD HAND

PNIS ENVY

E621 USER

AIRP LANE

NNJA TRTL

ASDF MOVI

FROG LEGS

UNGA BNGA

APPL SAUC

TWNK DETH

DRTH VADR

GENI TALS

LEGO BTMN

FINN JAKE

FUCK YEAH

ATOM BOMB

DAVI NKY?

MAMA MIA!

SLAY CUNT

FLAT FUCK

DCTR PHIL

SASU NARU

HELO KITY

Y/YO A/TI

SHRE KTWO

SPDR MNKY

PORR IDGE

PMPL POPR

LADY GAGA

TAXF RAUD

AWOO GA!!

CPTN [HOOK] (ideally you wouldn’t write hook at all because you would have an actual hook hand here. the text of “HOOK” is. implied)

MATCHING KNUCKLE TATTOOS

for two people

GUES WHAT / CHKN BUTT

DAFY DUCK / BUGS BUNY

CREW MATE / IMPO STER

HAND HOOK / CARS DOOR

POWR BTTM / SRVC ETOP

UNDR TALE / DLTA RUNE

FEMI NISM / MISO GYNY

GIRL DICK / BOYP USSY

ROOP PAUL / DRAG RACE

FIVE GUYS / BRGR FRYS

for three people

GASL IGHT / GATE KEEP / GIRL BOSS

SUPR NTRL / DOCT RWHO / SHER LOCK

BLOD BORN / ELDN RING / DARK SOUL

for six people

APPL JACK / FLUT RSHY / ♡RAR ITY♡ / TWLT SPKL / PINK YPIE / RNBW DASH

for seven people

SPON GBOB / PTRK STAR / SNDY SQRL / SQUI DWRD / MR.K RABS / PLAN KTON

#sanders bullshit #can you tell I’m on a really long train ride rn

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religion-is-a-mental-illness · 4 months

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By: Amanda Borschel-Dan

Published: Oct 5, 2018

The term “Femi-Nazi” became all too accurate when a trio of academic tricksters participating in an elaborate hoax submitted portions of Adolf Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” rewritten through a feminist lens to a leading peer-reviewed feminist journal. The satirical paper was accepted this past academic year for publication by Affilia: Journal of Women and Social Work.

The sting operation against academic journals became public this week.

In a truncated year-long project aimed at highlighting the alleged influence of extremist dogma and confirmation bias in academia, the trio wrote 20 farcical “scholarly” papers — three of which were based on rewrites of “Mein Kampf” — for leading cultural studies journals. All 20 of the papers were based on “something absurd or deeply unethical, or both,” the authors have said; seven were accepted for publication.

One of the papers, “Our Struggle is My Struggle: Solidarity Feminism as an Intersectional Reply to Neoliberal and Choice,” was written under the alias Maria Gonzalez, PhD, who claimed to be based out of the fictitious Feminist Activist Collective for Truth (FACT).

According to the real-life authors, “The last two-thirds of this paper is based upon a rewriting of roughly 3,600 words of Chapter 12 of Volume 1 of ‘Mein Kampf,’ by Adolf Hitler, though it diverges significantly from the original. This chapter is the one in which Hitler lays out in a multi-point plan which we partially reproduced why the Nazi party is needed and what it requires of its members.”

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Hailing from differing countries and fields, the trio of academics is made up of self-proclaimed liberals who claim to want to fix a broken system, not ban the fields of study themselves: Helen Pluckrose, a UK-based English literature and history scholar; James Lindsay, a math PhD; and Peter Boghossian, a professor of philosophy at Portland State University. The project was documented by Australian filmmaker Mike Nayna, who released a viral YouTube video with an authors statement on the project this week.

The scholars targeted high-ranking humanities journals in the niche subjects they label as “grievance studies.” These relatively new fields, which have become popular in the past 50 years with the rise of the civil and women’s rights movements, examine the lives of the historically and traditionally oppressed: women, racial, religious and cultural minorities, and the LGBT community.

With a steep learning curve, the team quickly took six of their initial attempted hoax papers out of circulation, believing they could do better. After adapting their submissions based on peer reviewers’ comments, within a few months, an unheard of seven absurd papers were accepted. Leading the pack was “research” on rape culture at urban dog parks, which was recognized by leading peer-reviewed feminist geography journal Gender, Place, and Culture as “exemplary scholarship.”

It was skeptical media attention after the publication of the dog parks paper which brought the project, initially scheduled for 18 months, to an abrupt end this summer. All papers are available online, as well as the name-redacted comments of the peer reviewers.

According to the trio of scholars, it is likely that another six fictitious papers would have been accepted for publication as their experiment in “reflexive ethnography” within the world of grievance studies progressed.

Is there any idea so outlandish that it won't be published in a Critical/PoMo/Identity/"Theory" journal? Helen Plucrose et al. submitted a dozen hoax papers to find out. https://t.co/TTDLuIQN9p via @areomagazine — Steven Pinker (@sapinker) October 3, 2018

The trio contends that the fields have been infiltrated by radical and intolerant theories. And what better way to prove their point, they figured, than turning to one of the most extreme manifestos in recent history — “Mein Kampf.”

Mathematician Lindsay told The Times of Israel on Thursday, “We decided to try to rewrite something from something old and nasty, and ‘Mein Kampf’ not only is the pinnacle document, it proved accessible for our methods.”

Theological fire and brimstone writing “didn’t transliterate easily,” Lindsay said. However, “much of ‘Mein Kampf’ is an autoethnography.” This style of self-reflective writing is en vogue in the grievance studies’ academic journals and therefore the substitution of feminist or anti-patriarchal terminology for Hitler’s well-known screed was evidently undetectable to the peer reviewers.

According to a comment from the co-editor of the journal, the reviewers were “supportive of the work and noted its potential to generate important dialogue for social workers and feminist scholars.”

A quest to expose ‘sophistry’

In a long co-bylined essay published Tuesday in Aero Magazine, which Pluckrose edits, the trio wrote that during the course of their experiment, “the reviewers’ comments are in many ways more revealing about the state of these fields than the acceptances themselves.”

The team explained their motivations and methodology: “We set out with three basic rules: (1) we’ll focus almost exclusively upon ranked peer-reviewed journals in the field, the higher the better and at the top of their subdisciplines whenever possible; (2) we will not pay to publish any paper; and (3) if we are asked at any point by a journal editor or reviewer (but not a journalist!) if any paper we wrote is an attempted hoax, we will admit it.”

The basis of each paper was “something absurd or deeply unethical (or both) that we wanted to forward or conclude. We then made the existing peer-reviewed literature do our bidding in the attempt to get published in the academic canon,” they wrote.

[ Perpetrators of an elaborate hoax against academic journals (from left) mathematics Ph.D. James Lindsay, UK academic Helen Pluckrose and philosophy professor Peter Boghossian. (courtesy) ]

“This is the primary point of the project: What we just described is not knowledge production; it’s sophistry. That is, it’s a forgery of knowledge that should not be mistaken for the real thing. The biggest difference between us and the scholarship we are studying by emulation is that we know we made things up,” they wrote.

In undertaking the hoax, the use of satire was often employed. According to the authors, every paper “also endeavored to be humorous in at least some small way (and often, big ones).”

The team was so successful that four journals asked the papers’ fictitious authors to become peer reviewers themselves. For “ethical reasons,” they declined.

The proverbial wheels came off after a Twitter account called “New Real Peer Review” sniffed something foul from the Dog Park essay. Soon, local newspapers became suspicious, and eventually, in cooperation with the hoax team, the Wall Street Journal broke the story this week, with an ever-widening international ripple effect and coverage.

Satire as social commentary

It is not the first time scholars have written hoax papers to illustrate a broken academia. While other fields can be equally guilty of publishing unscientific work, gender studies in particular has already been repeatedly flagged as problematic.

After the current hoax experiment became public this week, author and Harvard lecturer Yascha Mounk proclaimed on Twitter that “Three intrepid academics just perpetrated a giant version of the Sokal Hoax… Call it Sokal Squared. The result is hilarious and delightful. It also showcases a serious problem with big parts of academia.”

In 1996, mathematics and physics Prof. Alan David Sokal submitted a nonsensical paper to Duke University’s Social Text journal called “Transgressing the Boundaries: Toward a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity,” in a (successful) experiment illustrating editorial bias and the prevalent incorrect use of scientific terms.

The Sokal hoax was the basis for a May 2017 experiment when two of the current project’s authors, Boghossian and Lindsay, attempted to replicate his success with the publication of a fake paper that claims “that penises conceptually cause climate change.” They write about the experiment in an essay, “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct: A Sokal-Style Hoax on Gender Studies,” which discusses the problematic nature of “pay-to-publish” open access journals.

In September 2017 the duo became a trio with the addition of Pluckrose and the new, much more elaborate project was launched.

According to the scholars, the goal of the current project was not to end the study of these niche academic disciplines, rather highlight the intolerant thinking within their lock-step that is infiltrating popular culture.

Asked by The Times of Israel if academic journals in the field of Jewish Studies would also be in their sights, Lindsay answered that the team didn’t fully examine this particular field. “The grievance studies methods are dubious, and I hope [Jewish Studies scholars] don’t take them up,” he said.

“I’ve only looked closely at one paper in Jewish Studies and it seemed to use similar methods but criticized a nasty streak of antisemitism in critical race scholarship,” he wrote via Twitter, citing a paper called, “Critical Whiteness Studies and the ‘Jewish Problem.'”

The cited paper was written in response to the increasingly trendy theory proposed by Critical Whiteness Studies and promoted by young American Jews on college campuses, social media, and even mainstream Jewish media, that Jews are not “white.”

According to the paper’s abstract, “‘whiteness” is used as a critical concept denoting those who enjoy white privilege in American and other Western societies.” Calling a Jew “white,” however, “is more than controversial, for it assimilates the most persecuted minority in European history to the dominant majority, while downgrading the significance of antisemitism.”

The fact that this type of topic itself is being debated within the ivory tower and infiltrating popular culture is not what appears to bother the scholars. Rather, it is the fact that there are few skeptical and critical checks within peer-reviewed journals and that what they consider to be a “kind of blatant corruption” through confirmation bias is pervasive in the fields.

“Politically biased research that rests on highly questionable premises gets legitimized as though it is verifiable knowledge. It then goes on to permeate our culture because professors, activists, and others cite and teach this ever-growing body of ideologically skewed and fallacious scholarship,” writes the team.

“We managed to get seven shoddy, absurd, unethical and politically biased papers into respectable journals in the fields of grievance studies. Does this show that academia is corrupt? Absolutely not. Does it show that all scholars and reviewers in humanities fields which study gender, race, sexuality and weight are corrupt? No,” they write.

[ Perpetrators of an elaborate hoax against academic journals (from left) mathematics Ph.D. James Lindsay, UK academic Helen Pluckrose and philosophy professor Peter Boghossian. (courtesy) ]

However, when a journal publishes — without revisions — a paper written in under six hours by a man which describes “moon meetings” for women in womb rooms with vulva shrines, it might reasonably be thought that something is deeply amiss. When an essay which promotes the pedagogical boon of silencing and chaining “privileged” pupils to the floor to affect “experiential reparations” is taken under serious consideration and given notes for improvement, one might wonder about the Ivory Tower’s foundations.

The authors are now calling upon universities to conduct a thorough review of the grievance study fields “to separate knowledge-producing disciplines and scholars from those generating constructivist sophistry.”

“Research into these areas is crucial, and it must be rigorously conducted and minimize ideological influences,” they write. “The further results on these topics diverge from reality, the greater chance they will hurt those their scholarship is intended to help.”

Flashback to the days when this was shocking and hard to believe, rather than ordinary and everyday.

#Grievance Studies #sophistry #Peter Boghossian #Helen Pluckrose #James Lindsay #academic corruption #corruption of education #academic fraud #defund gender studies #woke #wokeness #cult of woke #wokeism #wokeness as religion

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forasecondtherewedwon · 8 months

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Novels for Black History Month (Refreshed)

Titles, authors, and genres below the cut! Favourites are starred!

YA:

Catherine House by Elisabeth Thomas*

You Should See Me in a Crown by Leah Johnson

Everything, Everything by Nicola Yoon

Pride by Ibi Zoboi

The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas*

Happily Ever Afters by Elise Bryant*

Your Corner Dark by Desmond Hall

Yesterday is History by Kosoko Jackson

Mystery/Thriller:

My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite

Devil in a Blue Dress by Walter Mosley

Blacktop Wasteland by S.A. Cosby*

Lightseekers by Femi Kayode

Razorblade Tears by S.A. Cosby

Sci-fi/Fantasy/Magic Realism:

Rosewater by Tade Thompson

Fifteen Dogs by André Alexis

The City We Became by N. K. Jemisin*

Beloved by Toni Morrison

Historical:

Deacon King Kong by James McBride*

The Fishermen by Chigozie Obioma

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe

The Book of Negroes by Lawrence Hill*

Washington Black by Esi Edugyan*

Half-Blood Blues by Esi Edugyan*

If Beale Street Could Talk by James Baldwin

Homegoing by Yaa Gyasi

Red at the Bone by Jacqueline Woodson*

The Rib King by Ladee Hubbard

The Love Songs of W.E.B. DuBois by Honorée Fanonne Jeffers (May 2021)

Black Cloud Rising by David Wright Faladé*

Last Summer on State Street by Toya Wolfe*

Contemporary:

Girl, Woman, Other by Bernardine Evaristo

New People by Danzy Senna

Swing Time by Zadie Smith*

Loving Day by Mat Johnson

Queenie by Candice Carty-Williams

Real Life by Brandon Taylor

The Turner House by Angela Flournoy

Open Water by Caleb Azumah Nelson*

The Late Americans by Brandon Taylor

Seven Days in June by Tia Williams*

Small Worlds by Caleb Azumah Nelson*

#Black History Month #book recommendations #redid the grid to add some new favourites!#rec 'em all but * are five-star faves

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paintedbutton · 24 days

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Find Five Lines Tag

@writernopal tagged me in this fun little tag, and I think I can find all of these in Shanghaied now, so that's what we'll be searching through. :)

A line where someone discovers something

Femi glanced up at him. “You better not,” he agreed, and there was no humour in his voice. “Mary will throw you overboard. And I won’t stop her again.” Again. Like he’d done it before. Like he’d saved George without George even knowing. He swallowed. “I won’t.” It felt more like a vow than a promise.

A line with someone's hair color

He’d seen Femi smile. Femi smiled all the time, George could tell already. But the one he wore right then felt … truer than the other ones. Softer. George had to be as red as his hair at this point.

A line quickly giving someone's backstory

“Oh!” Crow perked up. It rolled through her like a wave, like she was suddenly happy. If she’d been a dog, her tail would have wagged. “My Da used to sail with Mary. He … didn’t make it home, one time. Mary came and told us, all grave and towering like she is. And I asked her if I could go instead. Look for him, you know. She told me the sea had ‘im now, and I said I could talk the sea out of that if I had to. Ma said absolutely not, so Mary an’ I made a deal. If I still wanted, in two years’ time, she’d take me on. And here I am. Still learning to talk to the sea, but …”

A line with a funny phrasing

“Mary says you’re an ass. Femi says you’re just angry and a numpty. Barn says we all talk too much. What do you say?” “Uh …” He didn’t think he was an ass. Not usually. He’d made an ass out of himself, mind, but then he had been deceived and kidnapped. He blinked at her. Crow nodded to herself. “Definitely a numpty,” she decided.

A line describing food or drink

A good sign for what, George wanted to ask, but Femi offered him the spoon. The chowder he’d brought, the one that George felt fair to say they’d made together, was only lukewarm at this point. It still tasted wonderful to George’s empty stomach.

(Gently) Tagging: @addomfarm-ogf-updates , @tabswrites , @samwellwinchesterthebrave and leaving an open tag for anyone that wants to do this!

Your lines will be:

A line where a character is wearing something fancy

A line where something unlucky happens

A line about family

A line with a significant colour

A line that you love

#writing #writeblr #tag games #shanghaied

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mypurpleriver · 2 months

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Last round: - Edgar was robbed… - he had a difficult pregnancy and gave birth to Femie - Femie became a toddler, and Fox became an old dog - the house got an extension - and they adopted a hamster, Fred - Edgar found a job as a Lvl 1 intelligence officer

ROS: Kiss a stranger [?]

#rounds #applegate II #round 18 #Applegate II Round 18

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naturiisms · 1 year

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@sawyer-e // cherry creek district

sunny spring afternoons called for afternoon walks, bringing femi out of her home once again and into the neighborhood. the majority of her time was spent in the tattoo shop, at the lounge, or on a run. the rare and short spans of time she found herself unoccupied went to nourishing her body, good for her mind and her pockets, a win all around. headphones sat over her ears as she walked past the rows of upscale housing, volume low enough to be fully aware of her surroundings. rounding the corner, femi found herself face to face with a neighbor. she'd seen the woman and her dog around enough to be familiar, a warm smile brightening her features. "sawyer, hey!" she waved, kneeling down and extending her hand for her dog to sniff before giving her a good rub. moving her headphones to rest around her neck, she stood back up and wiped her palms on the back of her shorts. "i'm so glad i was paying attention. i never would've let myself live it down if i stepped on miss daisy."

#*femi x interacts.#*femi x sawyer.#sawyere #if you need me to change anything pls lmk :D

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incompleteguide · 6 months

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stand and deliver 2024 winner predictions

it’s wrasslin’ season! following in the footsteps of our mildly successful aew revolution predictions, lets today take a look at stand and deliver (yes, we still watch nxt and also miss that simon has stopped doing ups and downs for this, but we get roi).

trick williams v carmelo hayes: carmelo hayes never knew how good he had it when trick williams was on his side - and now he will feel the pain of losing him. trick will whoop him

nxt championship: ilja dragunov (c) will prevail over tony d’angelo, the don of nxt, and his family, even if there are threats to not just him but ilja's family, as ilja is single-minded to the point of recklessness

nxt women’s championship: roxanne perez has tempted lyra valkyria (c) to the dark side, enabling lyra to retain the title, and creating a rift with tatum paxley - but that’s not much of a sacrifice

north american championship: a truly tough one to predict, as dijak is a ruthless operator, and oba femi is a beast. josh briggs just needs a good show, but ultimately he will be pinned by one of the other two, probably dijak, who can have a quick run before another hopefully more successful try at the wwe main roster

tag team championship: baron corbin and bron breakker are ready to return to the big leagues - axiom and nathan frazer get the win thanks to the disharmony between the wolf dogs, leaving breakker ready to break out in smackdown as a superstar

six-women tag: thea hail, kelani jordan, and fallon henley are outnumbered by jacy jayne, izzy dame, and kiana james, as those three still have jazmyn nyx on their side. shenanigans will ensue, to the detriment of our favourite chase u student - who will seek out a confrontation with jacy, with a no interference-type stipulation

joe gacy v shawn spears: the problem here is that while shawn may have the wrestling upper hand, joe just doesn’t know when to quit. both of these have long indie careers behind them, but i think that shawn’s career trajectory is now to put folks over, so i see joe gacy winning this one, to keep both of them as viable challengers to others

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dynamitekansai · 7 months

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WWE NXT (FEBURARY 20, 2024)

#wrestling #wwe #wwe nxt #nxt #lash legend #ava #lyra valkyria #oba femi #chase u #arianna grace #jacy jayne #wolf dogs #shotzi #shotzi blackheart #long post #lyra and lash did a phenomenal job putting on a match last minute after shotzis injury

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newwavenewsandentertainment · 1 month

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Tonto Dikeh’s New Dog, DJ Cuppy's Love Life, and Celebrity Drama: What You Need to Know

🌟 Tonto Dikeh’s New $4000 Dog & DJ Cuppy’s Candid Message to Her Future Partner – The Full Scoop! 🌟 Dive into the latest happenings in the entertainment world! From Tonto Dikeh’s joy over her new luxury dog to DJ Cuppy’s heartfelt message...

#$4000 dog #British boxer #celebrity drama #Dj Cuppy #Femi Otedola #King Andre Dikeh #Leicester Square #Muzik dog #Nigerian celebrities #Nigerian entertainment news #Nollywood Actress #petplanet international #Ryan Taylor #single status #Tonto Dikeh #Very Dark Man

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thekitchendough · 6 months

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My White Lie

Today I told my friend, who is also an avid reader that I don’t like romance novels written by white people. My reasons were lacklustre and I think they could tell.

I talked about how I was not attracted to their descriptions of white male characters (and the male characters were mostly white). I talked about how the dialogue was so fluffy and obviously romantic that I found it hard to picture and believe. I said if a Nigerian man were to talk to me like that, I would not believe him and end up simply uninterested.

Now what I should have said was I did not like romance novels written by white authors because I envied how easy it was for them to imagine a love story so light. A story filled with fluff and trauma-free passion. They wrote meet-cutes, rom-coms and gave us eat-pray-love type stories. Where will my Nigerian sister find her rom-com? Nothing is funny when Femi or Tonye is taking you for a fool. Why can’t Tonye wake me up to breakfast in bed with love notes that trail my food tray to his bathroom where a drawn bath awaits me. He will come back sweaty with dark caramel skin flushed from taking his dog on a morning walk. Why can’t Eniola look into Femi’s eyes and confess so easily how these two weeks of getting to know each other have been one of the best she’s had. Why cant she tweet about it and not see comments like “ the breakfast that is waiting for you ehn” or “fear who no fear Yoruba man”. Why does she need to play hard to get for 6 months when she knew 10 minutes into the conversation over dinner that she would let him take her six ways to Sunday before he dropped her home.

#spilled thoughts #journal

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hmgn3 · 7 months

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24-March 散財記録

02(sat) ・"Remembering Every Night" Original Soundtrack (2024, CD) ・Aksak Maboul / Charles F. Bleistift EP (2020, used 7inch) ・Stumbleine / Spiderwebbed (2012, used LP) ・Cat Stevens / The Songs From The Original Movie: Harold and Maude (2007, used LP) ・Barbara Morgenstern / The Grass Is Always Greener (2006, used LP) ・Ilkae / Bring Extra Dragons (2004, used LP) ・士魂 si-con 003 (2000, used 12inch) ・Tales From The Hood (The Soundtrack) (1995, used LP) ・The Melody Four / Love Plays Such Funny Games (1983, used 10inch) 03(sun) ・NNAMDÏ / Please Have a Seat (2022, used LP) ・Okay Kaya / SAP (2022, used LP) ・Bernice / Eau De Bonjourno (2021, used LP) ・Uma / The Moth and the Dove / Bel·li (2021, used 12inch) ・Neil Cowley Trio / Touch and Flee (2014, used LP) ・RASA / Optic Realities (2003, used 12inch) ・Homelife / Flying Wonders (2002, used 2LP) ・Putting the Morr Back in Morrissey (2000, used LP) ・Rhys Chatham, Jonathan Kane & DJ Elated System / Septile (1998, used 12inch) ・Rhys Chatham & Martin Wheeler / Neon (1997, used 12inch) 04(mon) ・BMX Bandits / Kylie's Got a Crush on Us (1993, used 12inch) ・Codona / Codona 2 (1981, used LP) 05(tue) ・Jepeto Solutions / Jepeto Solutions (2017, used 7inch) 08(fri) ・The Melody Four / The Melody Four? Si Señor! (1985, used 10inch) ・Fraunhofer Saitenmusik / Gegen Den Rhythmus Der Zeit (1985, used LP) 11(mon) ・Youth Stand Up / Youth Stand United (2020, used LP) ・Fausto / A Preto E Branco (1989, used LP) ・Karel Vlach Mit Seinem Orchester / Vom Land Der Polkas (1971, used LP) ・Milt Jackson and the Hip String Quartet / Milt Jackson and the Hip String Quartet (1968, used LP) 13(wed) ・Manonmars / In Colour (2020, used LP) 14(thu) ・Yasu-Pacino / SPY VS SPY REMIX (2016, used 7inch) 16(sat) ・Amina Figarova / Road to the Sun (2019, used 2LP) ・Repeat Pattern / rp (2013, used 12inch) ・Lee Buddah / Primat Midi (2000, used LP) ・Femi Kuti / Shoki Remixed (2000, used 12inch) 17(sun) ・Alpha / Pepper (1998, used LP) 19(tue) ・L. Jacobs / Enthusiasm (2021, used LP) ・Riki Hidaka / Poetracks (2014, used LP) ・Mice Parade / What It Means to Be Left-Handed (2010, used LP) 22(fri) ・三沢洋紀 / MISAWAHIROKI2 (2022, used LP) ・VAGABOND cinema pops arkestra / Promotional Only (from outer space) (1997, used 10inch) ・Carole King / Fantasy (1973, used LP) 24(sun) ・tenniscoats / Music Exists disc 2 (2015, used LP) ・Ron Everett / The Glitter of the City (1977, used LP) 26(tue) ・Tony! Toni! Toné! / Thinking of You (1997, used 12inch) ・Teca & Ricardo / Cadê O Povo (1976, used LP) ・Gerry Mulligan / Night Lights (1963, used LP) ・Corky Hale / Gene Norman Presents Corky Hale (1956, used LP) 27(wed) ・PS5 / Unconscious Collective (2021, used LP) ・cLOUDDEAD / Dead Dogs Two (2004, used 12inch) ・Hermann & Kleine / Kickboard Girl E.P. (2000, used 12inch) ・Paquito D'Rivera / Why Not! (1984, used LP) 30(sat) ・Satan Club / Satan Club (2022, used LP) ・Cid Rim / Material (2017, used LP) ・Richard Devine / Lipswitch (2000, used 2LP) ・Tirez Tirez / Story of the Year (1983, used LP) ・Sambôa / Sambôa (1983, used LP) ・Infinite Sound / Contemporary African-Amerikan Music (1975, used LP)

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