#GIT IT GURL

[railroadrabbit24]

[songfell-ut]

Songfell anniversary post, pt 3

Last installment of pics I grabbed from posts off this Tumblr since I started it four years ago. I have been unbelievably spoiled by every single one of you, and if I didn't put something here, it was out of my negligence, not any fault of yours.

Please note that @venelona has done multiple amazing schmoopy poses of these two, and I will be putting them in loose chronological order with the rest. Wheee

(Part 1, Part 2)

...Okay, it turns out most of these are not specific. Here are the more chronologically oriented arts, starting with:

This is pretty iconic, by @nascent-chaos. Have you ever heard the expression "You've caught a wolf by the ears" or "a bear by the tail"? It means the second you get out of a stalemate, you're gonna get eaten. Not applicable here, nope nope

Her very first clear memory from the box ;_; by @cuddlyquiche.

A couple of very early bits from Vene. I think that one is probably the most accurate depiction of their size difference, which I've had multiple artists kinda fudge for the sake of getting them in the same frame. Also he's so pleased they match, gigantic dorkburger

Possibly my favorite from Vene ^_^

Skipping way on ahead to the bubble fight by @sharkowskii. I just. Ahhh my kokoro

Speaking of which DDDDDDDD: why is Vene so good at expressions

Case in point: "U mad, bro?" but no, Undyne and Papyrus are the greatest bros

And again x4. We understand the value of a tiny waifu around here, don't we, Sans?

Damn straight

Variation on a theme, by Sharky (the theme is "socks")

Now we've got the dresses she wore for her last couple days in the Underground. There's this totally-not-bridal-ha-ha-silly-man by Catler1, grabbed off Discord because I wanted the complete set.

Still wildly infatuated with this one by @melikitinas ~

Shoes not made for dancing, by @feelisia

And a dress made for because I wanted a pretty golden gown (thank u Vene)

Now we have the more miscellaneous pieces, though the second of these by @matchamanx is prooobably from a bit later in the story :D

(I watched Star Versus the Forces of Evil recently, and yes, Frisk would absolutely pull the same shit as Eclipsa. Git 'im gurl)

A formal portrait with a dress I keep forgetting to steal from @stacyyyep

This is so soft ahjdhjf @marihem

The pfp for my sorely neglected Patreon Discord server eh heh heh yeah another by @xxkoichiixx

And last of the collection is a fantastic piece by @lostmypotatoes herself, with an expression that could not more clearly say "Why, this old thing? I only wear it when I'm being an absolute goddamn queen treated exactly as I deserve" 😙

Cheers, everybody. I'll have written things to post as soon as I finished writing them. Mwah mwah kisses etc.

[moregraceful]

Regarding your workplace: git it gurl !!

A second trans goalie has hit the pentagon

[waitmyturtles]

Omg, was I ever like

GO AHEAD GURL

GOOOOOOOO AHEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GIT ITTTTTTTTTTTTJDKFOGKKRNWNW

I was like that 😭😭😭

[imogen-fae]

Mereba - Kinfolk - Treeline Stage @Pickathon 2019 S06E06

Mereba is someone you should know. Her voice, lyrics, and swagger are all black gurl majik. Git some of this.

So very proud to be a brown skinned girl. Happy Black History Month.

[number1spongebobfan]

Lady and the Seven Sea Creatures (Part 7)

Lady loved to do chores around the house. It was her choice, and her choice made her feel good. Sandy was baffled by this, however. Sandy and SpongeBob were practicing their kar-a-tay as Lady watched.

"Girl to girl talk, yer highness. How come you enjoy being a damsel in distress? Doncha' wanna git' some gurl power on?" Sandy asked as she chopped SpongeBob in half.

Lady giggled. "I'm not a fighter," she told the squirrel. "I'm just here to be kind and pray. I sit back and watch. And then -" She sighed. "I'll meet my Prince Charming."

Sandy huffed. "Seems fine to me. Ahm' the tomboy n' yer the girly girl. You do you, and ah do me!"

Lady was ready to serve SpongeBob's friends homemade krabby patties until she stopped them. "You need to wash your hands," she ordered.

"Meow," said Gary. Gary didn't have hands!

SpongeBob and his friends went to the backyard to wash themselves with the basin of water.

Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" - The Dwarfs' Washing Song (youtube.com)

Mr. Krabs ordered his friends to scrub their faces with the soap and water, much to Squidward's annoyance.

"Bah!" Squidward scowled. "Next thing you'll know she'll put bows on our heads and spray us with perfume! My tentacles are as clean as a whistle."

(Insert close up of Squidward's dirty, puss filled tentacles)

The sea animals tackled Squidward. They shoved him in the basin, scrubbed his bald head with a brush, then put makeup on his face.

"Lookin' good Squiddy," said Patrick, giving a thumbs up. Then Squidward made this face:

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 41, porn = love

AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF!!!!! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz and pozers!!!!!!!!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. im surry 4 nut updating g 4 a while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new movie kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG drako iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new movie!!!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol he hsud play drako. if u flame ill slit muh risztz!!!!!!!!11 raven u rok gurl hav fun in ingland.

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When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!!!!!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse’s office but it looked difrent!! On da wall wuz a pik of Marlyin Munzon!!!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den panic?! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Beatles calander with a picture of the beetlez werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said ‘1980.’

“OMFG!!! Im back in Tim again!!!!111” I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan(dis is actually voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!11

“OMFG Paul Shadow Omnipotentia Raven Face Landers r u ok.” He asked gothikally.

“Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation.” I snapped sexily. “OMG am I dedd???” koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Jame’s gun. I also rememberd cing Richard doing it wif Snap!!!!111

I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.

“No ur not dead.” Satan reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. “Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. You should know that you can only die from slicing your wrists with a steak. Cum on now lets go c how Hairy’s dad is doing.”

I noo dat da real reason I didn’t die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. “WTF!!!! James almust shot Luciious!!!” I said indigoally. I knew that James had really ben possezzed, but I didn’t want him2 know I knew.

“Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned evilly.

“I guess that’s ok.” I said because James hadn’t really shot Lucian. Also I noo that Lucian wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Satan. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Green Day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Gerrd way in the vido for I Don’t 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. “Hey.” He sed all qwietly and goffically.

“Who da fuck is that?” I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.

“Dis is…Hedwig!!!!!!!!!11” Sed Volximort. “He used to be in XBlackXTearX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm. Or his wing I guess. He is an owl after all. And a girl. So I guess she broke her wing because she is an owl.

“Hey Hedwig.” I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.

“Lol hi stranger I have never met before but I guess because of your immense beauty I shall call Paul Darkness Great Mal Omnipotentia Raven Face Landers.” He answered but then he ran away bcos he had hair of magical creature. Some would call them feathers. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth( I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!)

“Bye.” I sed all sexily.

“Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up.” Satan said sadly, luking at his blak nails.

“OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!” I said fingering something I didn’t know wuz in my pocket- a blak Kute is What we Aim 4 cideo ipod that I could take videos wif (duz ne1 elze no about dem??? dey kik azz!!!!).

“Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!!!!1” I led them to da Great Hall. “Cum on u guys.”

Lucian, James, Serious and Snake were all in da Grate Hall. Lucian woudnt talk wiv James because he had tried 2 shoot him.

“Go fuk urself you fukking douche!” he shouted at him. “Richard is never gong 2 b frends with vampire now!!1 Though I have no idea who these two people are anyway because I'm 16 and from a different time!"

“Yah go fuck urself Samaro!” Snape agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt James had almost shot Lucian.

“B quiet u guys.” I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Voldement good wivout doing it with him! Now Vampire’s dad wood never die and “OK Satan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out.” I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod. Because making a gay porn is totally the way to true love! And if you disagree with this I will bring out the homophone again!

“Kool.” said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Samaro, Serious, Snake and Lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Snape was bi.

“Oh my fukking god!!!! Voldimort! Voldimort!” screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort’s.

But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame………………Daddy Till and Mr. Norris!!!!111111111111  

Daddy Till was carrying Mr. Norris in his arms and stroking him like an evil villain. "What are you doing here?!" I screamed all sexily and suicidally. "Do you think you can just walk in here and expect to be part of this very hot, spontaneous, true love, steaming gay porn scene?" "No Paul Darkness Elementia Raven Face Landers," he said while he was still stroking Mr Norris the cat, "I expect you to die!".

"NOOOooooOOOOooooo!!!!" I screamed, and everything went black again.

[servicereward]

OH HI! 👋 Your blog’s cool and I’m gonna spoil myself on Gargoyle’s Quest over it, because it looks/sounds incredible so far. GIT IT GURL, GIT THAT SPEAR, GIT THAT HAND??!?!?!!? 🤞🤩

Hiii!!! :3 👋👋👋 Thank you an likewise re: YOUR cool blog! Gargoyles Quest is incredible, she's shooting and scoring on every point for me 😭

And right??!!? I am so here and seated for Demona's Quest, my favorite maniacal villain gargoyle is coming back into the narrative with a BANG 🔫🔫

Look at her go! Oh, I hope her plan comes together in a way with a lasting impact on the narrative, I really do <3

[the-ticking-menace]

Get him clocke

Git 'im gurl >:3

<She might just depends.>

[neowollymoxie]

So I got in a school fight

And your gurl got her ass handed

And git hit in the head repeatedly

The dude was touching my ass everytime I bent over and told him to f*ck off the first time he did it

And I got fed up when he did it again at the bathroom

I told him to f*ck off for real this time

He challenged me to a fight

Got my ass handed,got hit in the head multiple times

And it didn't hurt?

The punches were so pathetically weak I barely bothered to count them

But I was losing from the outside perspective so they pulled me back

And now my mom got him kicked out/expelled and will get me checked up for something that didn't hurt (they pay the bullies I mean)

Note:that this isn't his first offense infact this was his last straw and teachers finally got fed up second I only got a minor dizziness after a while and also got a little sick for about 2 hours but that's it 3 I would have totally kicked his face in if I was winning

What my mom described was completely blown out of the water should I feel bad?

I'm pretty sure they would have charged him with assault or mauling!!

What do you guys think?

[buggyisland]

Hell yeah git em gurl

[edierone]

debridement

She wasn’t going to tell him — it would never have crossed her mind to. It wasn’t any of his business, and it was for her, not him. 

harsh breath in her ear, humid with Johnnie Walker; grasping, groping, ungentle; body dwarfed by one much bigger than hers; pushing, crushing, an orgasm howled in a voice she’d forgotten she owned

The jellied, wobbly feeling in her thighs, the throb of the bite mark on the back of her left shoulder — these things, rough in their origin, paradoxically give her the calm and stillness she needs to concentrate on the work before her. 

The work: a dozen files — photographs, notes, evidence — laid out on the large table in the empty fourth-floor conference room where she’d gone to be undisturbed. These had nothing to do with 2:00 a.m. in a stranger’s apartment; these are the opposite of making it personal. 

What’s your name? 

… Rose. 

Well, Rose — I guess that makes me Jack. 

The heat in this building is ridiculous. Her blazer was already draped over a chair, and now she absently rolls up her sleeves. Walks around the table, moves items here and there as she considers various links and through-lines. She bends to make a note in the margins of a call log, idly probing with her tongue the abraded place on the inside of her lower lip. 

feisty little bitch, aren’t you

maybe I need to be tamed

Three photos pulled from three folders — she places them side by side, puzzling out their timeline, feeling that satisfying mental click of pieces fitting perfectly together. Her hands go to sift through another pile, purposefully now. 

Then the parallel tracks in her mind both halt — someone’s opening the door. She looks up across the table; it’s him, of course it is. 

The ache in her scalp, the fingernail scrapes hidden by her hair: a secret source of power that helps her stand straight and meet his eyes with cool equanimity. 

He’d evidently been expecting something else — challenge? defiance? anger? Worse: forlornness, longing? appeasement? No matter. She waits for him to explain himself; he’s placed them on opposite teams, and she sees little reason to play ambassador to his. 

“Scully, where have you been?” 

The nerve. The nerve of him, demanding her whereabouts as if she were a servant he’s caught slacking off. 

“Here,” she says simply, in a voice coarsened enough to be read as evidence if one listened with the right kind of attention. 

“Yeah, I can see that,” he sneers, and she decides she’s given him enough of her time. 

two spent condoms, a persistent good dark ache down deep that anchors her body and frees her mind …

She goes back to scrutinizing, grouping, rearranging, thinking. 

He doesn’t take the hint and get out. Instead, as is his wont, he strides in and shoulders his way around, sucking the oxygen out of the room — scoffing, huffing, shaking his head at the things he sees. She knows this bullish, bullying energy of his; he’s building up to a demand, some importunity he has no right to exert on her. 

He’s behind her and to her left; she hears him take a breath, he’s actually got his mouth open to argue something when the air rushes out of him and he half-gasps, “Jesus, Scully! What happened to your arm?” 

His hand, unasked for, takes her left bicep and he plants his thumb directly in the center of the stinging, raw, oval-shaped scrape on the back of her elbow. She hisses in pain and yanks free of him. Turns to face him, takes a rude and obvious step backward. 

“What the hell is that?” he brays. 

Ownership. Entitlement. One-way trust. It ends now. 

She shows him the left again, then its twin on the back of her right elbow. 

“Rug burn. And there’s a matching set on my knees.” 

She watches him as understanding dawns; his mouth works, but no sound comes out. Finally he turns on his heel and leaves, his attempt at door-slamming defeated by the hydraulic closing mechanism of the heavy wood. 

slickness, sweat, slip; clenching, shaking, unbearable release; the familiar taste of her own come, dripped into her mouth from a stranger’s fingers

Her concentration returns without delay; she stitches bits together on the table with a large needle and a gauge of thread that even They won’t be able to pull apart. 

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

Bringing Thane for Lair of the Shadow Broker is so fun because it means me, him, and Liara can all use Warp on that bitch Vasir and the vanguards at the eXACT SAME TIME and blow them all to hell it is EXHILARATING.

And having killed Vasir by using Singularity, Throw, and then gunning her tf down, all I can say is: I am the superior biotic and Spectre- Vasir, you wish you were me 💙

[airyravenmaid]

Osomatsu: *acts like his normal, degenerate male self*

Nyaa-chan:

[cheermeupthankyou]

EXCUSE ME WIKIPEDIA HOW CAN YOU FAIL MENTIONING THAT KAITLYN DEVER WHO PLAYS AMY IN BOOKSMART HAS A BAND WITH HER SISTER AND IS THE SINGER WHO SANG THIS AWESOME RENDITION OF NANCY SINATRA’S CLASSIC FOR TULLY?????

THEY EVEN HAVE AN ALBUM OUT

[quinny-bee]

My tiny daughter has mad game, y'all.