#GOD CROWLEY LOVES AZI SO MUCH IT DRIVES ME INSANE

[1941-crowley-slut]

Listen I typically headcanon Crow and Azi as asexual...

...but.

I have recently started considering the other possibility as well. Because they might be angel and demon, but it is not a new concept for them that they do human things. Especially after they have already gotten to that breaking point where (reason aside) they express their love through a physicality (the kiss). Imagine what would come next, how hungry they would be for each other after getting the first taste... (que flashback of Aziraphale trying the ox, thank you)

So I've been thinking about their first time. I think that it would be something unprompted, unexpected, although Aziraphale is definitely the kind of person to plan such things. He would have loved to plan it all, make a big romantic scene with wine and music and rose petals and dim lighting. And I bet Crowley's falling-in-love-under-an-awning-in-the-rain ass would like that too, even if he pretended otherwise.

But they wouldn't do that. They wouldn't really think it through at all beforehand. I think they'd just get taken away in a loving, intimate moment between them on the couch of Azi's bookshop. Crowley would have locked the doors with a snap of his fingers and performed a little miracle to make it so they would be invisible from the outside. Not so much for himself, but for Azi.

And he'd be oh so gentle with his angel. Even though he'd be filled with so much need and passion due to the longing he's had to endure for this angel, Crowley wouldn't fail to make the other feel loved. He'd take it slow, intertwine their fingers, kiss Aziraphale sweetly and occasionally ask him if he was feeling alright, feeling good. He'd be careful, because Aziraphale would be so very fragile in his hands at that moment.

And when they were done... After Aziraphale managed to get past these new shocking feelings, the high he was currently experiencing, guilt would set in. He'd sit up, turn away from Crowley in a panic and hurriedly attempt to dress himself in his shirt and fix his hair. The same panic we saw him experience after the kiss in season 2. He'd be refusing to allow Crowley to look at his face, make eye contact, all while mumbling things like "Oh, what did I do?" "This is so wrong..." "We shouldn't have. We really shouldn't have.", as well as numerous things about being tempted.

Crowley would watch for a moment. Just for enough time, until he knew Aziraphale would feel okay being touched again. He knows his angel so well, he knows all his green and red lights and how long it takes to get to them. And he wouldn't be upset. He wouldn't feel betrayed or offended over Aziraphale thinking they made a mistake. Because Crowley knows these thoughts are not his own, but the ones he has been fed from the beginning of their creation. He knows Aziraphale suffers with religious trauma and guilt, even though the angel himself prefers to be oblivious to it.

Soon enough, Crowley would approach. He'd snake his arms around Aziraphale's waist with gentle motions that wouldn't startle the angel. He'd hold the other from behind quietly and press light kisses to his nape as a reassurance. As his way of saying "You didn't do anything wrong, angel. You're still good. And I love you."

With another snap of his fingers, he'd get them all cleaned up, and maybe also dressed, if Aziraphale needed it. If he felt more comfortable that way. And then he'd make sure they were in bed, watching cheesy romcoms that Azi likes. And Crowley would do his very best not to complain about the clichés, or he'd only make silly little remarks that he knew would make Aziraphale smile, even just momentarily.

[ Note: The intro has been edited ]

[the-gender-pirate]

My Opinion on Good Omens S2/What I think influenced the ending decision as someone who was wrecked by the finale

⚠️Spoilers Ahead, TW for abuse, religious trauma, stuff like that⚠️

Because if I don’t get this out it will drive me insane and I’m tired of the Aziraphale hate train I’ve been seeing online

Aziraphale has a relationship with Heaven that I’ve seen compared to one with an abusive parent and their child and I agree with it. You grow up idolizing your parent and you will do anything and everything to avoid thinking/realizing that they are a bad person.

Imagine that you’re an Angel. You’re created entirely to be the pure symbol of loyalty and purity. As an Angel, your whole existence is dedicated to heaven and god. Then imagine finding out that heaven is just as bad as hell. That would be absolutely shattering for someone to have to come to terms with.

Aziraphale never went without heaven in the way Crowley did. Crowley is able to be objective because he got to experience being kicked out and see it from the outside. At his core, Azi will always revert to Heaven because no matter how much he grows, without an arc involving heaven he won’t know any better.

He truly cares about Crowley, but he sees Crowley falling as Crowley being robbed of grace and peace and status rather than as just baseline unfairness. AND HE TRIES TO ELEVATE CROWLEY WITH HIM BECAUSE HE STILL BELIEVES IN HEAVEN BEING THE HIGHEST POINT AND HE WANTS TO BRING CROWLEY BACK TO THAT.

Aziraphale sees heaven as a wounded animal, to be taken care of and made better rather than as an evil, mean force to be escaped. He believes he can change it because he believes at its core that Heaven has good will.

The amount of religious trauma/guilt Aziraphale has to work through just to get away from heaven entirely. This decision is important for his growth as a character.

And for the love of god please stop being rude to Neil Gaiman/the cast

(This is pure my opinion so obv everyone won’t see it the same way)

[lukeskylovr]

spoilers for every good omens s2 episode under the cut!

EP 1

CROWLEY BEING SO EXCITED OMFG IM GONNA CRY

oh she’s so vibrant i’m going to kill someone

AZI AND MAGGIE OH MY GOD he’s so lovely. AND SHOSTAKOVICH?!!??! I FUCKING LOVE SHOSTAKOVICH

aw no omg heaven won’t talk to azi anymore 😭😭

maggie and nina oh my god they’re sooooooooo cute

OMG AZI CONDUCTING THR MUSIC WHILET LISTENING I DO THAT 😭😭 HES SO ME

HI MURIEL

oh their outfit is so pretty i love it

i missed crowley’s walk so much

THE 3 REASONS AZI CALLS CROWLEY IM GONNA EXPLODE

oh my god he called him angel again i’m

maggies clothes are so so cute i love them

omg maggie and i are so similar i love her

NOOOOO SHE HAS A PARTNER

crowley w his glasses off ❤️❤️

“I . am . dusting . 👿” 😭😭

CROWLEY SMOKING 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

omg they’re locked in the shop together

muriel my little skrunkle 😽😽😽😽

all the angels having different coloured shoes aaaaa

NO EW THE FLIES IN CROWLEY’S CAR EWWW

yeah maggie is so me i don’t drink either

GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNEW IT WAS CROWLEY’S SONG

a proper apology *falls to my knees* 😭😭😭

A FUCKING LITTLE DANCE?!!?!? IM ACTUALLY SOBBING WHAT WAS THAT

ep 2

azi’s outfit ❤️❤️ he is so beautiful

i actually don’t hate crowley’s beard 😽😽

AWWW MURIEL HIII

i am loving these job era angel outfits

azi singing 😭

MAGGIE CRYING !?!

aziraphale is definitely autistic omg “it’s just a thing you say” ohhhhhhh he is so autistic

they’re at the pub?!

i can’t w these two crowley definitely reads fanfiction . he’s lying about seeing it in the film

“she had balls” “well” ☠️☠️☠️

A CLUE 😭😭😭❤️❤️

“don’t pronounce the capital letter” ☠️😭❤️

“nice gaff” ☠️

“i know the angel you were” KILL ME NOW

actually this whole scene is destroying me

“i’m not grinning!!” HES SOO CUTE

hi ty tennant 😽

aw jemimah is so cute

what omg azi didnt used to eat human food ?????? and crowley tempted him to start ??? i’m crying they’re so

my boy is fucking destroying that ox rib

AZI WINKING AT CROWLEY AWWWWW

“our car” FALLS TO MY KNEES AND SOBS

THE OCEAN SCENE IM SEEING IT WITH MY OWN EYES

azi nooo omg he thinks he’s going to hell 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ my baby

that scene is going to fucking haunt me

ep 3

awwww azi going along with muriel they’re so sweet

a cupperty omg 😭

“you love trains” ☠️ yeah he would wouldn’t be

they’re sitting so close they are definitely lovers

crowley stop stressing muriel out 👿

oh i actually didn’t expect that azi would be a shit driver

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE OUTFITS IVE BEEN WSITING FOR

fem crowley i love you

omg crowley w a scottish accent

HE CAN FEEL WHEN AZI DRIVES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT ?!(! 😭😭

STOP IT WHAT HAS AZI DONE TO THE BENTLEY HES SO 😭

…. is that crowley without his jacket on …

IT IS

wow this crowley outfit is stunning she looks amazing

no omg azi hugging the jar w the tumour

HIS LITTLE HAT

this minisode is so sad

TINY CROWLEY WHAT THE FUCK 😭

what the fuck now he’s massive

awwwww azi holding crowley awwww

“and twitter and grindr whatever they happen to be” 😭😭 azi

maggie and nina are my favs oh my god

“if any harm comes to aziraphale from thsi i will” falls to my knees again

ep 4

fuck off shax leave my boy alone

“a little bemused as to why crowley should risk destruction for you” girl you have no idea

“YOU DONT SEEM HIS TYPE@ SHUT UPASNBSBD

no way there were rumours that crowley and azi are going out shut up 😭❤️

i’m so fucking stressed right now

oh my god it’s the blitz empisode i can’t fucking do this right now

oh them in the car ❤️

OH MY GOD IM FINALLY GETTING MY MAGICIAN AZIRAPHALE BACK

did i just watch an animated spider take a shit

if my boy’s magic show is ruined by some zombies i will be so mad

AZI PAUSING AT ‘friends’ OH IM SICK

😭 crowley pretending to be the audience

oh azi. i am finding this hard to watch but i love it

his little outfit i’m going insane

i’m shitting my pants rn there is no reason for this to be making me so nervous

OH JT WORKED

HES SO CUTE W THE FEATHER BOA AW

ok the picture the demon took of them is kinda nice

they’re on a date 😭😭🥹🥹

“i knew you’d come through for me. you always do.” KILL ME

SHAX CALLING AZI ‘crowley’s pet’ WHAT!?!,!

ep 5

stop crowley w the hat and the glass thing i’m crying

OMG THE DEMON FROM LAST SEASON

azi please stop speaking french i beg you

NINA AND CROWLEY TALKING ABOUT AZI STOP 😭😭

ugh drunk crowley

he’s gonna shout i know it he’s gonna be so mad

ohhhhhh he’s furious

“MY ONLY FRIEND” 😭😭😭😭😭

did crowley just tell gabriel to kill himself 🫢

THE MATCHBOX WHAT

how does jim fit on that tiny ass bed

crowley shouting at nina ☠️☠️

JIM’S SUIT 😭 love it

maggie hurry up pls pls pls

i love the woman in the black sparkly suit she reminds me of my aunt

MAGGIE AND NINA HIIIIII oh she looks stunning nina ily

also the harpsichord man’s suit is fabulous i want it

AZI SMILING AT THEM DANCING I CANT DO THIS

ok that magician’s partner is serving so hard that dress is amazing

oh. my. god. are azi and crowley fucking dancing are they going to fucking dance

MY DADS AEW DANCING WITH EACH OTHER

stop omg jim surrendering himself in that fabulous outfit is so

“i won’t leave you on your own” 🙁🙁🙁

“ur a good lad” “i’m not actually. either” YES!!!!!! TAKE THAT GENDERFLUID CROWLEY DENIERS !!’n TAKE RHAT!!! that you neil gaiman i love you mwah

“rescuing me makes him so happy” I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING INSANE THEY ARE SO INSIFFWRABLE AND I LOVE THEM SO MICH

aw muriel and crowley ❤️❤️

WAIT IM GETTING SHITTY ANGEL DISGUISE CROWLEY YES OMG

ep 6!!!!!!

i love his stupid fuckinf angel cosplay so much. and his little hops 😭

“i had brothers u don’t scare me by making faces!” STOP SHES SO RIGHT

DONT CALL MY GIRL MAGGIE UNLOVABLE

maggie ily but srsly 😭

“i haven’t always been a demon” IS TJIS A CALLBACK TO “that was a long time ago, angel” 😭😭👿

noo azi remembering the fire 🙁🙁

“crowley’s emotional support angel” STOP IT 👿👿👿

AW CROWLEY PUNCHING MURIEL LIKE THAT IM CRYING I LOVE THEM

bro why did they tell gabriel to take his clothes off ☠️

bro what is azi doing 😟

A HALO!??!

damn 😭

ohhhhh i love crowley sm

azi what have you done 😭😭😭

THE FLY WAS GABRIEL THIS WHOLE TIME !?!?!? STOP IT that is so fucking unserious neil gaiman i love you

NO WHAG THE FUCK IT WENT IN HIS EYEBALL

“you can’t always get what you live for” um. um am i supposed to think of azi and crowley when i hear that

are these two assholes in love with each other ….

GABRIEL MADE THE JUKEBOX PKAY EVERYDAY FOR BEELZEBUB!!(!!!!!???!!?!

period aziraphale

crowley don’t talk to me about alpha centauri i can’t do this

shut up michael

crowley sitting like that 😭

fuck off metatron looking at crowley like that leaving him alone u bastard

“us time” i am going to die

maggie and nina giving crowley advice omg ❤️❤️❤️

azi PLEASE just let crowley talk oh my god i’m actually gonna explode

oh azi 🙁

RESTORE CROWLEY TO FULL ANGELIC STATUS ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING

no nightingales 😟

“we could have been … us” what if i killed myself

i am fucking devastated no one talk to me

[theveryinsignificantpotato]

OCD

I am SO sorry this took forever! My depression on Monday felt like it tripled and for the rest of the week I had no motivation for anything (including my school work, but thank God I managed to get my anatomy work done omg that was so scary;;) thankfully I saw my doctor on Thursday and I'm on meds now so hopefully I can get back into some sort of rhythm with my writing.

Also, due to my grades and not wanting to be kicked out of nursing, I will be closing requests until January. I will work on the requests that have been submitted before today, but will not be accepting any new ones. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Crowley x OCD!Reader

For @david10ant

Formatting is a bit weird on this one, I apologise.

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“One… two… three… four… five…” Her voice was soft, counting every step she took as her foot hit the tile. Her head was low and her eyes were focused on her feet, watching carefully to be sure she didn’t take a single wrong step as she made her way to the table, where she stood as tall as she felt she could, squinting her eyes and taking a deep breath. “G-Good afternoon..” She began, slowly opening her eyes with another deep breath. Her patrons were staring at her with furrowed brows, but she did her best to ignore their clear disgust as she continued “C-can I help you? Do you need a different table or seats?” 

The woman had long brown hair with brown eyes to match, but they weren’t very pretty with the way she was glaring “What?” She spat out to the stuttering girl who stood before her

“I just… want to make sure you are comfortable…” The poor girl defended 

“The table is fine, are you going to take our order or what?”

“R-right, what can I get you?”

-

Crowley couldn’t help his smile as the two of them pulled up to the establishment, he was so excited to see the look on his girlfriends face when she saw him.

“Well, you seem excited, Crowley” Aziraphale chuckled at his friend as he unbuckled his seatbelt 

“No, I’m just ready for lunch.” The demon replied coolly, removing the small griin from his face

“You never even eat, dear.” The angel chuckles gently at his counterpart, “It’s alright to admit you are excited to see y/n.”

Crowley grumbled, exiting the bentley with a pout, even though he knew the angel was right, he could hardly hide his excitement as he walked through the door and found a table.

-

"You've repeated the order back to us three times! What is your problem?!" The woman cried

"Ah, I'm sorry! I just don't want to mess it up, it was a-"

"Oh my God! Are you stupid or insane or something? What is wrong with you!?" Her husband was the one to chime in this time, slamming his hands down angrily on the table, causing the girl to jump back in fear, his hair was blond and spiked up all over, his green eyes were no kinder than his wife's, either.

The noise had gained some attention of the other patrons, especially that of a fiery haired demon who had only just found his seat with his angelic companion. The two looked on, assessing the situation as it played out for a little longer.

"N-no sir, I'm not insane. I have a-"

"Why the hell are you working when you're clearly unfit? Just go take the order in already!" He spat at her, finally breaking her enough that she began to cry quietly

And then Crowley had enough, anger flooding his entire being as he stood up and stomped over to the couple "Hey!" He shouted at the man, standing between the table and his shaking girlfriend, "who the hell gave you the right to speak to her like that!?" His voice boomed and his eyes glowed with rage

She brought a hand to her face in shock "Crowley…?" She whispered shortly before feeling the familiar calming feeling that swept beside her, holding her free hand in his as she watched her boyfriend scare the hell out of the man that made her cry

"I'll tell you this, hell has a special place for people like you two, and I'll be proud to personally make sure you suffer for the rest of eternity as soon as you arrive if you do so much as make a single additional comment towards that girl, are we clear?" Crowley spat, his serpent eyes glaring at the couple as they shake in their seats. They nod violently in confirmation, far too afraid to do anything else, but it isn't enough, "So that's a yes then??" He leans forward, leaning into the table to come off as more intimidating.

The couple glances at each other before letting out a fearful "yes!" In unison

Crowley gives a Curt nod before turning on his heels to find his girlfriend holding the angel's arm and crying behind him. She hid her face, embarrassed to be crying in public even with the angel there to comfort her, but Crowley approached her nonetheless. His body had been rigid, stiff with rage at the couple from before, but he went soft upon hearing her quiet sniffles into Aziraphale's coat. He looked at the angel, who nodded shortly before he gently put his hand on her shoulder, "y/n." He said softly, causing her to look up at him with red puffy eyes

"Crowley." She sobbed, jumping to him and wrapping her arms around his torso as if just being close to the demon would make the whole bad situation come to an end.

He returned the embrace, allowing himself to relax with her for a moment before gently guiding her out of the establishment "come along, my love, let's get you out of here." He says, resting his hand on the small of her back

"Wait, I can't just leave..!" She cries, looking back at the angel who gave her a reassuring look

"Azi will take care of it, dear. Right now you are the priority." He says gently as he continues leading her through the door

She lets out a defeated exhale and looks at Aziraphale apologetically just before the door closes behind them. Crowley guided her to the passenger side and held the door while she climbed in the Bentley. Once she was in he closed the door and went to the other side, quickly beginning to drive at a terrifying speed to St. James park.

Upon arriving he helped her out of the car like the true gentleman he'd never admit to being, and the duo began walking hand in hand around the sidewalk. "Do tell me, Crowley," She began, earning the attention of the demon, "What exactly are we doing here?"

He returned his gaze ahead of them "Taking your mind off things for a moment, we'll get ice cream and talk awhile." He gestures to an ice cream vendor just ahead before adding, "That's how it works, right?" 

She couldn't help her giggle, resting her head on his shoulder as they kept moving, "Yeah, I think it is." She said shortly before they approached the ice cream vendor, where the demon ordered her favorite flavor and passed it to her with a small smile.

She took it happily as they continued their walk, and for a few moments they would talk about anything and everything. Crowley loved hearing her talk, noting all of her quirks and traits quietly in his head as he learned them. He always knew she was different, but he never really considered that it could be due to something underlying, only that she had funny little traits. For example, he noticed the frequent handwashing, over-apologizing and how she often counted her steps, but never really linked them to obsessive compulsive disorder, that is - until someone accidentally ran into her and she burst into tears. 

From her perspective it seemed to happen in slow motion, the jogger misstepped and nearly tripped, bumping her arm and muttering an apology. The ice cream that had been in her hand was now dumped all down her clothing, and she stopped in place. 

“Ah, Shit-” She mutters, frantically trying to get it off, but ended up just getting her hands covered in it. Now she was dirty, everything was dirty. She was frantic and couldn’t think straight long enough to relax. Meanwhile Crowley was doing everything he could to calm down his girlfriend, but it all had happened so fast that he wasn’t quite sure what exactly was going on, and before he knew it, frustrated tears were streaming down her face.

He panicked for a moment, but quickly wrapped his arms around her in an attempt to comfort her, “Take a breath, dear.”

She sobbed, and several people around them began to turn their gaze to the couple, staring at them quite rudely. “Don’t, you’ll get dirty.” she cried, trying to pull away from his embrace

“No I won’t.” he replied quietly, holding onto her shoulders gently and looking at her face, “Look, n/n. It’s gone.”

She opened her eyes and looked down at her shirt, finding that it was now clean and dry, as if the ice cream had never been there. Her eyes were wide as she looked up at her boyfriend, still shaking from her outburst.

“You forget who you’re dating, my love.” He says, gently cupping the side of her face in his palm, and she closes her eyes as she takes a deep breath, “You’ve had a rough day, let’s go home, okay?”

She nodded slowly in reply, and Crowley gently pressed a kiss on her forehead before they turned to walk back to his bentley, the demon’s arm never leaving her shoulders. 

It really was a miracle y/n didn’t see the horrifying deathglare all of the spectators were getting, Crowley was certain that the screaming of a nearby child, or the woman who very dramatically pulled her kids behind her would give him away, but the girl didn’t seem to notice.

When he drove Crowley dared not speed, he was much more careful with his shaken up girlfriend in the passenger seat, and didn’t want to make it worse for her in any way. The ride was much slower than he was used to, but he kept his patience and remembered who he was doing this for, and that the girl next to him was worth every bit of it.

"I'm sorry." She apologises once they get to the apartment, looking absolutely deflated as she stood before him. 

He frowned, taking a step towards her “You’ve nothing to be sorry for.” he says gently, putting his hands comfortingly on her arms, “I just want to know why you felt like you couldn’t talk to me about your OCD.” 

Tears welled in her eyes once again “OCD? I-I don’t…” She began to frantically defend herself, but the gentle concern in Crowley’s eyes made her pause enough for him to speak.

"Y/n, please don't lie to me. I'm not blind." He says, his golden eyes showing nothing but concern and adoration as he looked at her, and she finally took a breath, looking down in shame

"You're right.." she mutters, "I just didn't want everyone knowing, and I didn't want you to see me any differently"

He steps forward, holding her tightly in his arms as she began to shake once more, "sweetheart, you shine brighter than the stars themselves, nothing, not even OCD, can change that. I want you to know that you can come to me for anything at all and I will always love you the same." He says gently, kissing her on the head

She whimpers into his jacket, crying quietly to her demon boyfriend as he held her in his arms. They stood for a while, but eventually Crowley moved her to the couch where she sat on his lap and cuddled into his chest while he hummed softly to her. His wings were unfurled, wrapping around the two of them as an extra layer of warmth. Y/n never felt safer than she did in Crowley's arms, enough so that she began to quietly relay all of her worries to him, and he listened. He would listen to her all night if it helped.