#GOD DAMMITTTT

[whumpy-wyrms]

little life update quick

i was driving to work this morning and my car (named bug juice) started slipping on black ice and i crashed directly into a guard rail (it was also foggy af)

bug juice is completely totaled but i’m not hurt. it was so fucking scary though. this is a reminder to everyone to be safe driving especially during the winter. watch out for black ice it is evil. i care about u guys a lot

rest in peace bug juice :(

photos of the crash under the cut

[graverobbber]

It’s 2:17 am. Guess who’s who lol. Am I done yet? Probably not. I have an unhinged need to create Gid and Fab and Benjy and and and etc etc.

Lowkey I went off in tags ignore me

[have-a-omo-time]

Dammitttt, I was having a really pleasant dream about being in an omo group where all you have to do is hold it while doing various outside activites (basketball, swimming, etc.) And I was holding it! God, I was holding it so well, despite my bladder being so full and bulging- I watched more and more people loose control while playing these various activities. Some leaks, some completely wetting themselves. And I got pulled off to the side by one of the higher up members to the pool.

Deep in mind, I didn't have a bathing suit, so all I could do was sit at the edge and dip my feet in, and good GOD, this member kept teasing me relentlessly. Purposefully splashing in the water, giving me false hope about being able to piss, hovering over me while soaking wet and letting water drip down onto me.

And I held it. Fuck, I held it in without so much of a tiny leak, bucking and grinding against the ground, whimpering and whining and waiting for permission. And just as I was about to be given that permission...

I woke up. Forever, that dream me is in a state of holding it to his limit. No relief in sight at all.

[bubblypeony3]

Max might be sitting in P2 thinking he’s robbed, but honestly? The only thing that got robbed this weekend was my ability to breathe after seeing Lestappen together on that podium. I’m a mess, okay?

after SO DAMNNNN LONGGG!! and mclaren will rot cuz wtf do u mean my mad max kitten wasnt even yapping as usual coz racing gods got him sooo pissed!!! stewards can take the penalty n shove it down where sun doesnt shine cuz my man was supposed to smile DAMMITTTT

[kitabearuwu]

JWCT S3 EP10 Spoilers

I FUCKING KNEW THE HANDLER WOULD DIE I KNEW IT I KNEW KT GOD DAMMITTTT

[radicallyperverted]

god dammitttt literally told myself last time I’d never use this blog again but you’ll never believe what happened. I got horny. sighhh……

[indigitalembrace]

Ohhhhh god dammitttt.... I hope i'm not blamed for any of this [Attached a png]

-🦐

[may kinito have mercy on your computer.]

[timeandspaceparade]

God DAMMITTTT

Did i seriously just find another character i have gender envy issues over AGAIN?! BUT FROMA. FUCKING AD????

YOURE FUCKING JOKING CMON

A FUCKING COOKIE?!?!

[grungyhimonoonna]

My cheeks are too fat to look edgy ugh I look like a chipmunk god dammitttt

[majorasnightmare]

goddammit im making a long mizora post. son of a bitch

30 minutes in and not even at my point god DAMMITTTT

who wants an @ when im done with it 😔✊

[linco1n]

I JUST WANTED TO UDE MY ROOM GOD DAMMITTTT

[klarolinedrabbles]

When I tell you I tried to FIGHT for a target special edition onyx storm lol only for them to have 3 copies (which I did not get)

But I have another edition and it’s still pretty but I am SCARED

I went to the one near my job like 20 minutes after they opened and when I tell you they had nothingggg 💀😭, LIKE GOD DAMMITTTT. I have the regular special edition from Barnes and Noble which IS gorgeous.

Okay so I read it Monday which for anyone unfamiliar with me and my shenanigans, I always pre-order books on kindle, then use a VPN to change my location to Australia and it auto delivers a day early cause it’s already release day over there. I’ve been doing it since A Court of Wings and Ruin 10/10 zero regrets.

On Monday when I was like halfway through I saw a TikTok of a girl saying ‘skinny love’ by birdie was on RY’s Onyx Storm playlist and about lost my mind. FOR MY TVD PEEPS, that’s the Jenna funeral song from 2x22 a true heartbreaker of a song, also the way TVD will haunt me for my entire life, like that’s truly my Roman Empire. ANYWAYS so I was reading the whole second 50% of the book quaking in my boots.

I AM OKAY THOUGH??? Like I feel good and we’ll leave it at that until we can speak of all the books details lmao.

[ashh-is-spiraling555]

*tries to google something unhinged as fuck out of pure curiosity.*

*Google asks ‘hey, you got a VPN? Cause.. hah unless you doo.. then uhhh… yeah no, sorry not sorry.”*

Me:”FAAAAAAACK GOD DAMMITTTT”🥲😭😭😭😭

[keithornico]

YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME SANS CHRISTMAS FLASHBACKS GOD DAMMITTTT- WAAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUCH IM GIGGLINGHH

merry crimmus :3

anti-tulpar au by justcosmos1 on twitter

[senruthmartinsbob]

I PUT PEPPER IN MY TEA AGAIN GOD DAMMITTTT

[beast-feast]

ONE OF MY CONTACTS RIPPED :(