#GOOGLE IS FAILING ME

[ghost-proofbaby]

where is that photo of eddie looking up at steve in the rv and smiling. looking like a mad man just before he calls steve "big boy". not the closed lip grin. i mean the one with his mouth wide open and just going ":D". i need it. for research.

[sapphosdickandballs]

Writing help! … again

Alright so I rlly appreciate @pulim-v and @illiteratesblog for helping me with names <3

But I need help again 🙃. So if any of my mutuals or hell just anyone on here knows a lot about stars I could use the help. This will probably not be the last time I ask tumblr for help I can already foresee it.

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Quick FFXIV Question if anyone can help?

I miss the days when you could Google a question and be directed to an answer, rather than just endless sponsored general links.

Anyway, when doing Variant Dungeons, does it matter if you select the same route as the NPC (Nanamo/Hancock/Matsya) chooses? Do you get any more loot or currency? Or does it not matter at all?

I can find literally no clarity on this relatively simple question anywhere on the internet and I am getting tetchy...

[betrayedbycinnamon]

Seven Sentence Sunday

@oldfangirl81 tagged me. I don't know what I'm doing.

“Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream,” he crooned.  He hadn’t sung anything in so long, probably not since the fall, his voice felt rusty. Maybe he wasn’t made for something so gentle anymore. He made a face at that thought and bullheadedly sang more, trying to warm up his unpracticed vocal cords. There was a point to prove, even if he couldn’t exactly put a name on what that might be.

“Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.”  He paused again as he caught the words he had sung.  Usually he was better about changing the words to not give himself away, but he supposed it didn’t matter.  There was no one here to listen to him. No one left who cared.

[gabriels-golden-kazoo]

Ever just loose a word? Like I know this word exists, but every single search engine and person I’ve asked is looking at me like I’m crazy.

Edit: @samss-lost-shoe found it for me, the word I was looking for was incredulously.

[gotinterest]

GUYS PLEASE I NEED THE DISTORTED BUTLER TIPPING A HAT RESPECT MEME YOU KNOW THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE THIS BUT FUCKED UP AND FUNNIER

[rae-unbeloved]

SO. I WAS INNOCENTLY GOOGLING WHO WAS THE YOUNGEST FOUNDING FATHER, AND YK WHO THE RESULT WAS? FUCKING EDWARD RUTLEDGE (BORN 1749 BTW), I GOT SO UNBELIVEBLY PISSED OFF BECAUSE IM 99% SURE JAMES MONROE IS CONSIDERED A FOUNDING FATHER.

SO I GOOGLE IF JAMES MONROE WAS A FOUNDING FATHER AND GUESS WHAT??? HE IS CONSIDERED THE LAST FOUNFJNG FATHER, AND HE WAS BORN 1758, THATS A WHOLE 9 FUCKING YEARS, I WENT ON THE GODDQMN WHITE HOUSE WEBSITE AND GUESS WHAT? HES A FUCKING FOUNDING FATHER. SO GODDAMN RUTLEDGE ISNT EVEN NEAR THE YOUNGEST. FROM YOUNGEST TILL RUTLEDGE IT GOES:

-James Monroe (1758-1831)

-Either aaraon Burr (1756-1836) or Alexander Hamilton (1757 or 1755-1804)

-James Madison (1751-1836)

THEN ITS FINALLY FUCKING RUTLEDGE. HES NOT NEAR THE YOUNGEST. AUGH

Im sprry abt this rant chat, i had to get it off my chest because the person im on call with fuckin disappeared.

[elioneli]

google why the fuck can i no longer scan qr codes with the search images with google button

why the fuck did you delete functionality

[lizz-crimson]

So I hate flossing and tried to look up tips and I go this--

[everythingisok3000]

Dude I prefer anything created by a child in MS paint fifteen years ago to literally anything created by AI. When I look up Cyborg Pigs I'd rather see this:

every day of the damning week than ninety-percent of what's being shown to me on google images. There's just literally no artistic vision there whatsoever. Where's the desperation? The drive to make something with your own hands? You can't MAKE me like AI art man.

[moreover-clover]

I love writing poetry but sometimes I will stare at this unfinished poem for hours and go ..... how do I word?? The words aren't wording. Google help I need word for this very specific feeling, or a word that rhymes with this word or starts with this letter. I'm trying to do a clever and it ain't working

[fourmsandasilentq]

[chaos-smoothie]

I want to create a sort of antique film based charecter, like, themed around those old film rolls that you would put in the old timey box and it would play something in black and white. 1920's stuff. (I already have so many 1920's characters it's unhealthy) But. I want to send you down the rabbit hole of insanity that was me cross checking my timelines so I knew when to set this character's life up.

Under the read more because lots of images ect.

I give up. 1920's. We're gonna have another 1920's charecter. We already have: the radio host who announced massacres and mafia shootouts like sporting events. The bootlegger. the police bootlegger. The mafia child. The bartender. The anarchist. and now Whoever this dudes gonna be. (I'm super excited, sometimes it just hits you like that. Definitely not going to be based off the outfit I wore the time me and my friends went to a cosplay convention but I didn't know what superhero to be so I chose to be the entire film crew. Lights camera action motherfuckers Nurse Unusual saves the day again)

[aerbunny]

the funny thing abt being gay is tht ull have a special interest for roughly a decade of ur life in a short series tht began in 2003 + adaption of it ceased in 2013 so finding an incredibly specific artwork u want to use as a reference for ur sketchbook sheet of one of the characters by the concept artist is going to take u 30 mins bc u cant remember the website for the digital portfolio of this random person who worked on the novels character designs bc u dont have the artbook

[iamthepulta]

Does anyone know of an architectural terms dictionary with pictures to help describe what a house looks like when you don't know anything about architecture?

[bigfatbreak]

Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.