#GROSS GROSS GROSSSSSSS

[mistressemmedi]

Will Buxton and Jared Leto announcing their undying love to one another on live tv

[maythray]

MISSION QUEST: Clean Microwave at 7AM

[x---23]

fuck my stupid baka ass vivid memories fuck

is it ocd? is it a mix of ocd + amazing imagination? i read something in a fucking book and now i have that ingrained into my own head like its my own memory. the feeling, the look, the taste in my fucking mouth, and it doesnt go away. ive never experienced anything close to whats involved in this scene in my entire life, yet here it is, clearer than some of my own real memories

what even qualifies as a 'memory' at this point? ive had people tell me stories of their own experiences, and i can remember what i viewed it as as if it were my own. crystal clear.

ive never had my own trauma, but i can sure as hell remember other peoples

[spideysatan]

i hate how the mercs look from above. bring back the full black car

[raisedbythetv89]

I genuinely don’t understand how people can watch the body swap episode and enjoy seeing Faith inhabit Buffy’s body and WORSE objectifying (Faith)Buffy being like “omg she’s so hot she slayed so hard I love Buffy in black leather”

Not only is SMG’s FRIGHTENING thinness even more apparent in Faith’s traditional wardrobe showcasing just how much she is practically skin and bone due to her being under immense stress and being so overworked which always just tears at my heart in so many ways but we are witnessing the WORST violation of Buffy’s body and autonomy!!!! I’m genuinely just sick the entire episode.

Bad enough she almost gets Buffy killed and finally gets her wish of (temporarily) stealing Buffy’s life which she has wanted to do since her arrival in season 3 (only to STILL not understand Buffy’s perspective until she does it again in a far less invasive way in season 7 after Buffy allowed her back into her home and she still never properly apologizes she’s like hehe turns our your life is actually pretty miserable and I don’t want it because I can’t handle the stress and constant pressure you’re under…. Oops!🙃) but unlike when Willow takes Buffy’s free will and autonomy away (where she at least still retains all the memories after the fact of everything that happened so she doesn’t have to wonder and can process them when she’s ready) Buffy has ZERO CLUE what all Faith allows to happen to her body while she’s not in it. And Faith isn’t unaware or passive about the power she holds and the things she can do to Buffy’s body in the position she’s in - she literally tells Riley, BEGS HIM - to do all of the nastiest things he’s ever wanted to do “to this body” she WANTS Riley to do things to Buffy’s body Buffy herself WOULD. NOT. ALLOW. it is one of THE MOST insidious lines in the entire series to me because not only is that an absolutely stomach churning, bone-chilling thing to say but then after the fact when angel asks what Faith did to upset Buffy so much she’s like “I slept with her boyfriend” like UMMMM WHAT??? EXCUSE ME???? That is literally the absolute LEAST of your crimes bitch be so fucking for real. This horrific violation is minimized down to oh well Buffy is just insecure about sex and especially sex in comparison to Faith like GROSS GROSSSSSSS. The entire thing is SO DISGUSTING and misogynistic AND it is part of why I genuinely do not give A FUCK about the events of seeing red as far as my love of spuffy goes because while that was absolutely the most traumatizing to watch not only was it so completely out of left field and out of character that it just doesn’t make sense in the narrative and is so obviously joss whedon coming over the loud speaker and going “women who enjoy sex with men I don’t approve of should and always will be punished” but it is the ONLY time someone hurts her in this way and PROPERLY APOLOGIZES AND MAKES THE PROPER AMENDS!!!!

So until EVERY. SINGLE. violation of Buffy’s body is treated with the same level of outcry seeing red is by all the anti-spuffys I genuinely DO NOT CARE. I DONT CARE because I’m just so done with spuffy girlies having that thrown in our faces by the morality police who are listening to the tiny white male puritanical cop in their head.

ALSO the fact that Riley not only doesn’t think ANYTHING is off about Buffy (when Faith is doing an absolutely HORRIFIC JOB of acting like Buffy) so he not only sleeps with her BUT TELLS HER HE LOVES HER FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!??!?!?!? WHILE SHE IS LITERALLY PINNED BENEATH HIM?!?!?!?!? AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! RILEY FINN I WILL KILL YOU IF IT IS THE LAST THING THAT I DO.

[were--ralph]

honestly i hate that fat is usually tied to burps and farts and stuff. they're so gross its so grosssssss

[mac-reynolds]

I can't even explain to you how SICK it makes me that 3033 is their ship name. No. NO. Ew. Gross and disgusting and you do NOT get to use 33 for that disgusting ship. Grosssssss and I am gonna need my fellow Max stans to develop taste ASAP because what the fuck are you people doing

[knightelf-archive]

GROSSSSSSS WHY IS AMY SCHUMER IN MY SHOW GET OUTTTTT GROSS GROSS GROSS

[dy1ng-of-my-own-d3pr4v1ty]

I feel. Icky. I had to dress fem to try n combat dysphoria by convincing myself I am a cis man who just dresses fem but it's not Working. Also i have missed sm work and an essay is due tmrw !!! I know I have an extension but that is NOT COOL !!!!! I want my boyfriend why does he have to be in a stupid class too >:[ I feel icky n gross and I can feel my stomach which is GROSSSSSSS because it's mine. and I'm not okay with it being mine. if it was my boyfriends tummy, I would be so very for that BUT it is not.

I also do not understand this goddamn topic wtf. I do not get things rn and that's STUPIDDDDDD I need to understand stuff wtf..... I'm trying to push myself back into the mini tiny lil "complex" I had for like a week or two in December last yr that I was one of the smartest people known to mankind n that I could become a literal prodigy if I applied myself so I studied all the classes I had to and got my grades up right before end of semester so that I could have grades all above D's n that did work but I was also fasting 120 hrs that week n it was right before christmas...idk if the situation helped it but idk I wanna b that smart again

[deafeninggardenerpanda]

franflam (they are not sisters)

ahahahahaHAHA this is exactly what i was expecting people to send in when i said "controversial ships". no one is ready for one of my signature franflam tangents

under the cut:

you know the last time i did this ship bingo thing someone asked me about franflam too and i just flat out refused to respond because i didnt want to touch the discourse with a ten foot pole. either me putting my opinions here will get me cancelled or it will summon some people hopefully sane about this discourse. i love gambling

to preface, my honest opinions on the matter are that whatever the hell those two got going on in canon is queerbaiting. i say this as someone who bought star allies on a whim at gamestop as their very first kirb game like two years after it released, not even knowing kirby still made games at that time, and thus played the game with zero biases towards anything but yeah those two were written with a weird attachment to each other and it would be stupid to outright deny that. do i think franflam is canon though?: absolutely not and also i hate everyone who claims that with a passion. you could make a claim with a reasonable amount of evidence for either side of the argument and the fact that its even remotely possible both could be true at once, along with kumazaki himself either refusing to elaborate or confirm, or giving even More support to Either side is absolute bullshit and any sort of grey area here is totally his and the writers faults so hey can we all stop arguing about what the "correct" answer is when there literally isnt really one

anyways with that out of the way, heres all of the reasons i hate franflam without mentioning "potential incest" as a concern even once

their dynamic in canon is stereotypical angry black woman is overprotective of stereotypical dainty elegant white woman. hate that. gives me bad vibes. the whole "to show one character is in love with the other, they talk about their love interest nonstop every half second" trope is absolutely HANDS DOWN my absolute least favorite romance trope EVER. it drives me absolutely insane. thats the #1 way to get me to hate both of the characters and their relationship the fastest. holy shit shut up and focus on the story and whats happening around you instead of shoehorning mention of the other person into your words nonstop. hate that. i also hate the "person a is overprotective of their love interest" trope too, esp when it extends into jealously of the other person hanging out with others (sparkling pupupu world does this, for example). feels gross. can feel infantizing. if people see that as romantic good for you but i can not see it ever. its overly possessive. i think having a trio of mages and having two of them being separated and off fucking around on their own all the time as their "happy ending" is bad writing, especially when it comes to zans character being so heavily affected by her isolation from others and how hyness treated her AND YOU JUST GO AND SEPERATE THEM INTO FRAN+FLAM AND ZAN+HYNESS ALL THE TIME FOR SOME REASON HELLO. JUST MAKE ONE MAGE CHARACTER IN THAT CASE IF TWO OF THE TRIO HAVE NO DEVELOPMENT OR PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO FUCK OFF BY THEMSELVES. and then people who ship franflam also often end up shipping hynzan cause of that EWWWWWW GROSSSSSSS. also fran+flam being more close because the jambacult is a broken family that needs to heal Or them being more close because flam is an overprotective older sibling are INFINITELY more interesting to me as concepts than: "fran+flam are closer to each other and not zan because theyre dating and thus inherently dont care about zan as much because platonic relationships are always secondary to romantic". hate that. and the fandom. oh my God as people might be able to tell by all of the arrows on the bingo sheet i have fucking FEELINGS about this this needs a whole new paragraph

okay so. so 😍. i have this thing i call "red flag ships" where the ships are fine as a concept on paper but for some reason the shippers are just absolutely Rancid and that throws me off from liking the ship in its entirely and i get really sussed out by anyone who ships it. franflam is a red flag ship. i think the shippers have gotten so used to being yelled at by people who think theyre siblings that theyve pavlov'd themselves into being insanely hostile and aggressive to anyone who doesn't ship them. at least thats what i can tell from anyone whos Open and remotely loud about shipping them. istg i am not joking in the slightest when i say 95% of my interactions with people who Happen to be big or even decently into shipping franflam have been godawful. the convos dont even have to be around franflam i just think the ship inherently attracts awful people because its only aggressive toxic people who arent scared about shipping it openly. is that generalizing?: Yeah but thats just my personal experience. i have never met someone loud about liking franflam or who makes content for it that wasnt an awful asshole or yikes person in some way

that said, people who really like the ship but are quiet or lowkey about it usually end up being super chill and cool. its just the goddamn Fandom i have an issue with really. so anyone whos normal about it i am so sorry for you lmao

in a somewhat unrelated manner, i used to be somewhat close with someone who had franflam as their ultimate otp and God they fucking sucked. apart from redirecting every convo ever to be about franflam, they were also insanely nasty to anyone who even remotely saw them as siblings because they inherently saw it as an attack against franflam, so theyd always be making comments like "can you believe anyones stupid enough to see them as siblings" and "kinda misogynistic and lesbiophobic that metadede and marxolor are more popular than franflam when franflam is so blatantly canon" and yadayadayada they would say that shit completely unironically even right in front of me when they knew i hc'd them as siblings. i could complain up enough of a storm about that person and all of the insane things they said and did to fill up another 10 paragraphs but in general they were awful and really awful to me and multiple friends and you know what. i fucking hate the ship because of that too. sue me i cant stand seeing it around and i get grossed out by it.

on another note if i see anyone trying to push franflam as canon i will kick your ass. it might seem like im complaining about a problem that doesnt exist since tumblr is very anti-franflam, but on other sites its the opposite and if i had a nickel for every stupid "franflam is definitely canon and the only canon option and here's why" argument ive ever heard and could Easily debunk i could buy a fucking mansion. how to tell franflam shipppers its Okay if their ship isnt canon challenge: impossible (generalizing ofc, this whole rant is generalizing. take with a grain of salt. man i hate franflam)

[werebutch]

ur dads comments sound GROSSSSSSS like so gross. he’s trying to make u change ur mind about ur own reality but he’s just making u resent him. some people have to learn how to be a good parent after their kids fuck off and go no contact 🤷

They seriously are like AUUUGHHHH 😭😭😭 I developed tics a couple years ago from anxiety and also withdrawal and they’ve mostly gone away EXCEPT for when I’m around him. Bcuz again my tics are anxiety based . HE FR FREAKS ME OUT 😭 I feel bad for resenting him so much but he seriously does not try to improve our relationship at all..

[watch-out-it-bites]

EWWWWW EWWWWWW YUCKY YUCKYYYYYY THATS GROSSSSSSS EWWWWWWWWWWWW STAY AWAYYYYYYYY YUCKY GROSS YUCK PLEUAGH!!!! *BATS AT YOU BATS AT YOU BATS AT YOU*

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

[likesodead]

me bc it’s 330 and i’m still awake and anxious out about an interview that doesn’t happen for a week

[hellospunkiebrewster]

Mason really said Noah was “gunning for what’s (his)” then cited MC as a reason for his behavior. 🤢🤢🤢

[samguthrie]

I started elite s2 yesterday and i only have one thing to say: pls tell me whoever did the english subtitles messed up and translated "step siblings" to "half siblings" bc otherwise... euw 😬

[useless-contributions]

Younger kid once hit on me (assuming I was the same age, I look quite young in his defense) and I kid you not I gagged I was so grossed out. Who the HELL looks at literal fetus adjacent humans and thinks that's hot? Gross gross gross. grosssssss.