#HAHAHA I LOVE THIS N ILYSM

[aajjks]

don't ask, I love him (almost as much as ily) but I kinda wanted to fuck with him LMAAOOO

tc!jungkook

I don't like your palace. The vibes are... way off. Also, not you kidnapping me just to have a girlfriend. It's giving... desperate. It's giving... sad. Like, just say you're an incel and go. Catch up with your hairline. 🙄 It's already all the way in the east. Starting another war probably.

“Vibes? What is vibes yn? What? I don’t want a girlfriend I want a wife- you. A-Are you calling me desperate? Sad? You think I’m sad? Wow…what the fuck is an incel?!! Yn the fuck are you talking about?! OH MY GOD MY HAIRLINE?! ARE YOU SAYING IM BALD?! Wow you’re being a bitch right now- I CANT BELIEVE YOU! You’re MEAN.”

[etherealstar-writes]

I WANNA BE YOURS | WOSO X READER | PT 17

pairings: woso x reader

summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.

part: seventeen

part one here

✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦

Y/N PROTECTION SQUAD

lotte has anyone checked on y/n lately?

lessi no why? what's up

lotte i feel like she's been trying to ignore us and the groupchat is quite dead that itself should be ringing some bells

niamh last time i saw her was when we went to nandos together a week ago but i could tell she was feeling a bit down, and these past few days she keeps saying she's busy or tired whenever i try to make plans with her

charli same here

leah wait you guys went to nandos again?!

steph that's what's concerning you the most rn omg? nandos? and not my child?

kyra i think we should revoke leah's privileges to be in this chat tbh raise your hand if you agree ✋

niamh ✋

lotte ✋

lessi ✋

charli ✋

katie ✋

steph ✋

georgia ✋

ona ✋

ella ✋

viv ✋

leah EXCUSE ME?! ALSO SINCE WHEN WAS VIV PART OF THIS GC?!

kyra see that just shows how uninvested leah is in this gc she isn't worthy to be part of the y/n protection squad

leah kyra istg you're gonna catch these hands the next time i see you

steph oi you won't lay a hand on my children not on my watch, williamson

kyra thank you mum 🥰

the REAL karate kid guys have we noticed that y/n's disabled comments on all her posts lately?

viv the fans and media can be quite toxic i won't be surprised if they caught up to her

niamh sent a few screenshots

kyra oh.

lotte no wonder she's been trying to avoid us she's most definitely seen all those tweets

katie i'm gonna fight em 😈

kyra i'm joining you 😈

niamh count me in 😈

georgia me too 😈

lotte guess i'll see you all on the battlefield

steph the battlefied it is

✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦

THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM

brightness why are we at war in twitter rn

sam the skippa HELP this is so entertaining

rusty metal @ the imposter aka y/n ❤️

meado y/n you need to see this

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ what is happening

mccard y/n protection army reporting for duty

meado

willybum DAMN YES STEPH

rusty metal i need more popcorn for this

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ stop you guys tysm i'm crying

the REAL karate kid you see those are the more .... civilised ones and then there's kyra's ones

pest don't be shy show em 😈

the REAL karate kid

willybum KYRA 😭😭

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ thank you kyra 😈

pest you're very welcome y/n 😈

kie ONA WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS 😭😭

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ PLS IM SO PROUD OF YOU ILYSM HAHAHA

pest our teachings have paid off

ona they sure have pookie 😈

rusty metal STOP 😭😭 you two are banned from teaching her slang

pest it's not our fault you're a grandma

the imposter aka y/n ❤️ okay but genuinely thank you so much everyone you guys really didn't have to back me up there but it truly means a lot to have your support i love you all so much 🥺😭❤️🙏

pest we love ya too y/n ❤️

mccard ❤️

stephy ❤️

neev ❤️

cha cha ❤️

elton ❤️

meado ❤️

viv ❤️

ona ❤️

rusty metal ❤️

the REAL karate kid ❤️

stairway ❤️

willybum ❤️

✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦

[educatedsimps]

Heyo! Quick request here because my FYP wants to make me suffer with all the Bokuto angst I’ve been seeing related to different fics (like in another life, ect). WHY DO FANFIC AUTHORS KEEP KILLING HIM OFF??? ITS DRIVING ME NUTS 😭😭 Anyway, I’d like to request some fluff with Bokuto to counteract the angst I’ve been seeing. Maybe the reader wakes up from a nightmare similar to what’s been going on in these fics and he cheers her up by being his normal happy self? Take that my FYP hahaha

(I love your writing btw! I literally pause whatever I’m doing to read anything you’ve posted! You’re my fav author on this website <3)

≪ back to fics masterlist

bokuto kōtarō x f!reader

a/n: nah bro in another life fucking broke me 🥲 i read it in like 2021 (i think??) and that angst still haunts me to this very day 😀 anyway ofc bae i literally had a fic with this nightmare/comfort idea in my google keep drafts for the LONGEST time so it's time to finally put it out there lol. ALSO I'M SO GLAD U LIKE OUR WORKS omg "favourite author"??? MY HEART ✋😭 TY FOR READING ANON ILYSM 😭💕 hope u enjoy this bae and thanku for requesting, it was truly a joy writing this!

cw: idk man just bokuto fluff and comfort typa thing cuz he’s bokuto and the B in bokuto stands for best boyfriend (b)ever

"so he’s killed in the straight aus and sent back to be with akaashi cause we will nvr recover from in another life" -yves 2024

Jolting awake, you felt fresh tears rolling past your cheeks and staining your pillow. Eyes wide, you scanned your surroundings. Same room, same bed, same pyjamas...

Was that all a dream? But... It had felt so terrifyingly real that you had woken up in a cold sweat with ugly tears streaming down your face. Heart palpitating, you tried to regulate your breathing and convinced yourself that it was just a dream.

Feeling a warm breath brush the back of your neck, you turned to see your boyfriend, Bokuto Kōtarō, sleeping soundly next to you. His breaths were slow and deep, and you watched as his bare chest rose and fell. With a beefy arm slung over your waist, he held you close to him throughout the night, keeping you warm. The dim moonlight from your window illuminated his features and his face looked so peaceful (and beautiful) you couldn't help but stare.

Breathing a sigh of relief, you soaked up the warmth radiating from his body. Not wanting to wake him, you furiously wiped the tears from your cheeks and tried to quiet your sobs.

Unfortunately for you, Bokuto's hearing was as sharp as an owl's, and he stirred with a groggy "Y/n?"

A sniffle.

He jerked his head up to look at you clearly. Your head was buried in his chest. "Y/n?"

Another sniffle. He was starting to panic.

"Babe! Babe, what happened?" He asked softly, placing a hand under your chin and tilting your head up. He swore he heard his heart go crack when he saw your tears. You responded by burying your face in his neck again.

Realising you probably weren't ready to talk just yet, he decided to distract you first. Pulling your trembling body to his, he gently rubbed circles on your back and pressed a sweet kiss to your temple.

He hummed, "You know, I was thinking the other day. Maybe we could install a small spinning light thingy in the corner of our room so it's not so dark at night. I know you don't really like it when it's pitch black in the room sooo I figured maybe that could help! I was scrolling online and saw some designs I thought you'd like, but I forgot to copy the link to send it to you but I can look for it again and show it to you later-"

He paused abruptly when you raised your head, sitting up and looking at him with a half-smile on your face.

"You okay?" He asked, concern taking over his features. He shifted so that you both were half sitting with your legs still tangled under the blanket. "Wanna talk about it?"

With yet another sniffle, you nodded. As you recounted your nightmare, Bokuto continued rubbing your arm soothingly, occasionally wiping away your tears with his thumb. His head was tilted to the side in the most adorable fashion and his eyes were fully focused on you as you spoke.

"And... and then you died," You whispered, voice hoarse and shaky. Looking into his bright amber eyes, you continued. "It was so scary, Kō..."

"But I’m right here, aren’t I?" He asked almost immediately. Bending down to your eye level, he looked at you with such a pure and genuine smile. Your heart beat faster under his gaze.

"And I’m gonna be right here forever. I’ll be here when you wake up from bad dreams and good dreams, and I’ll be here on the nights you can’t fall asleep. I’ll be your protector, Y/n!” He continued, beaming. He swiftly placed a kiss on your forehead. “I’ll protect you from all the nightmares, I promise! And see? I’m totally fine! Those killers ain't got nothing on us. I won’t let ‘em touch my baby.”

He concluded his little cheer-up speech with a sweet kiss on your lips. His hand brushed your jaw, pulling you closer. If you weren’t seated firmly on the bed, your knees probably would’ve given out from how sweet the kiss was. Either that or you would’ve gotten severe cavities before the kiss ended.

Pulling away, he wrapped you up in his arms and you felt your lips pull into a smile. His cheery mood really was contagious.

Gently pushing you into a lying position, he grabbed the blanket and pulled it over your bodies, essentially bundling the two of you together.

“Time to get some sleep, babe. I’ll be right here, ‘kay?” He said, now hugging you under the covers. You hummed, feeling safe and content.

“Oh yeah, we should definitely get a spinning light thingy. It might help with the nightmares ‘cause it won’t be as dark,” you piped up. Chuckling, Bokuto agreed.

“I love you,” he whispered, closing his eyes.

“I love you more,” you yawned.

“I love you the most-est!”

You felt another kiss on the crown of your head before you drifted off to sleep.

a/n: UMMM i hope this was nightmarish/comfort/cheery enough?? IDK IM SORRY IF IT DIDNT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS 😭 but still, tysm for requesting and thanku for reading too!! hope u liked it :,) (feel free to request another part if you’re not satisfied)

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[tojiscrack]

in honor of the new soano chapter- my thoughts

I AM GAGGED THIS IS SO GOOD

FIRST OF ALL- MALAKAI FROM LIAR LIAR UNIVERSE HOPPING INTO SOANO?? HILARIOUS. I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS POSSIBLE, BUT HES EVEN WORSE HERE LMFAOOOO

Y/N HAS BEED HAUNTING SHADIS EVEN WHILE HE WAS GONE😭😭 HE IS TREMBLING OVER THE SOUND OF HER VOICE.

i actually also love the fact that y/n is so iconic in this so here's a list

- shadis, badis, madis, and kadis

- forcing jean's lookalike to eat peas

- LITERALLY PUNCHING BORIS, HELLO??

- scheming with hange after running away(for the first, but definitely not last, time)

- "remember me?"

- insulting erwins eyebrows😭

- pulling a turn around on badis after LOCKING HIM IN THE WOMENS BATHROOM??????

- drawing flowers instead of answering the math problem

- LITERALLY DITCHING HER GROUP TO RUN AWAY LMFAO

- actually befriending malakai😨

- convincing everyone that the schedule had changed

and saving the best for last,

- "OH SHADIIISSSS!!, guess who's baaack"

i probably forgot to write a few down but i hope ur happy with this list😈

i loved the new chapter so much like i actually was kicking my feet and giggling from the shenanigans ilysm pls never die i actually wish i could smooch u bc this was beautiful 😔😔🙏

start of a new obsession masterlist here:

I’M SURPRISED YOU’RE STILL READING IT? 😭 HAHAHA STOP ILY

MALAKAI ORIGINATED IN LIAR, LIAR BUT WILL BE IN EVERY UNIVERSE OF EVERY STORY I WRITE 😭 him and y/n will meet a millions times. and yes, he’s 10000x worse here and it’s actually like that for a reason — in aot’s universe, they don’t exactly have much to lose. we don’t know much about how their jobs work and stuff. all we know is that if you have a criminal record, it stays. if you’ve done something incredibly grave, it stays (as seen with eren and mikasa’s murder crimes committed at 9 years old LMAO). but we notice that even with that, eren was able to join the cadet corps and even ended up ranking 5th before joining the scouts. so, malakai truly has nothing to lose when he goes feral 💀

please you basically just summarised the entire chapter DKMMM 😭😭 i had sm fun writing it for the few readers that are actually invested despite how little traction it gets. soano will always be my favourite to actually write simply bcz of how much crack it consists of.

had to make her punch boris cuz he was so annoying when i watched him in the ova. she’s doing what i wanted to do so badly. and her friends will understand why she ran off 😭 they know her well despite only knowing her for a week.

y/n in liar, liar, despite the way she acts with malakai, sees him as a friend. it’s the same thing in the soano verse. y/n and malakai 🤝 being a chaotic duo in every universe.

miffysmittens, i wait for ur notifs EVERY time. i’m gonna mwah both of your cheeks, i wake up in the morning for you, don’t YOU ever die 😤‼️

[seokmashu]

moot appreciation & 1000th post ❤️

to celebrate the end of predebut era, zb1's debut, my lovely 5ever moots, and my 1000th post! (also bc this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a few weeks now and i figured it's time!) it's been a few months since i joined zumblr and i wanted to shout out a few people who have made this experience so fun and lively and wonderful and whose friendships i really treasure ❤️ i love all of you mwah now let's goo!!

💌 cherrie // @cherriegyu 🍒

cherrieee tietie 🫶 when i first came on tumblr you were one of the only ppl i talked to and you made me feel so welcome in the community- i loved discussing lex's hp ideas with you, our bias lists and being a zerorat (💀) imy and love you lots <3

💌 moni // @taerrrrrae 🐨

moni you're always so sincere when reading and reacting to other ppl's works, responding to asks, and letting other ppl know you're thinking of them, that i find it so inspiring~ i mean who else would compose poems for their moots?? you're such a sweet person a 7 star hallabong fr <3

💌 riri // @chxrrymxxnlight 🌛

ririii my fav riyangi fangirl!! you're so cute and i appreciate how you always keep me up to date about zb1 stuff (like within 0.1 seconds of them posting, insane) even tho we always miss each other cuz we live in opposite timezones 😭 i hope u only have happy days ahead and i'm so excited to hear more about this story you're writing and drawing!! <3

💌 tee // @haesunflower ⛳

teee! i'm so glad you sent me that message when we first became moots bc it's so much fun talking to you~ remember the gyuvin cheeto ask i sent you? 💀 and all those times you were thirsty over wrote about zb1 ahem. i love discussing fic ideas with you because you simply give the best reactions and i'm so happy you get to live out your y/n fantasy fr fr 😭 <3

💌 rose // @ohdudedhesflirting 🐝

ah yes rose one of the only other seokryus that i know on tumbles 😭 your thirsty reactions to posts are so funny and always crack me up~ i'm sooo glad you started writing more bc i love reading your fics!! still mad you didn't tag me in the first one 😤 but it's ok since it literally wrenched my heart out ;; i hope you're doing better now and that you had a wonderful bday <3

💌 lex // @bp-zb1fics 🦇

lex i know you haven't been as active lately but it doesn't feel right to not include you in this since you were literally my d-1 bestie when i first started this blog- i loved discussing fic ideas with you and joking around making silly posts and sending each other twts and telling each other about our dreams and reading all the wonderful stuff you wrote! i hope you're doing well now, i'm thinking about you <3

💌 venom // @zerobaseonefics 🕸️

you were one of the first people i talked to when i arrived at zumblr and i remember thinking wow she seems cool i wanna get to know her! little did we know that was the start of a century long feud however thankfully we can say war is over now that you've admited defeat 😇 fr tho, you're such a talented writer and i really admire how you always make time to listen to and talk to everyone~ your love for spiderman is sooo cute you act cool all the time but you're actually the cutest yk? thank you for encouraging me to post my art back then, i really don't think i would've started posting my bday series if it weren't for you and ilysm <3

💌 hazel // @hanbeanz 🔮

aka the don 😎 hazel i think you're such a talented gifmaker and the way you include your stream of consciousness always cracks me up lolol i think you're an awesome leader and it's fun discussing ideas for zb1net tg, don't feel too discouraged and i also hope you don't get too burnt out either<3 also that time you sent me an ask about your emoji tag still cracks me up hahaha <3

💌 alma // @gunwookstan 🐭

my fav fav fav mattwook fangirl almaaaaa <3 i'm so happy you messaged me bc we are literally kindred spirits when it comes to reacting to our boys LOL it was sooo funny that one time i was scrolling twt and accidentally found your account and you were like sweats uhhh that's not me ok sure 👀 talking with you always brightens my day ily sooo much mwah <3

💌 rin // @jjanguri 🐳

rininining!! my sweet, kind, open-hearted friend who can't help but cry from simply existing 🥺 from our first interaction i could tell you were gonna be lots of fun to talk to~ i love being spymasters tg, hearing ab your feud with your cubicle mate, the tattoos you plan on getting, your reactions to hao, and your love of eating bricks and concrete <3 bc of you "goobert" and "monch" are imprinted into my mind LOL and also i think it's soo impressive how you churn out 10 gifsets every day even tho you're so busy all the time~ idk what's up with the whole ss and meow agenda you've been cooking up lately but grrrr i'm keeping my eye on you 👀 thanks for being such a fun but also calming presence my lovely friend and i hope you know i'm here for you when the going gets tough <3

💌 iana // @taeraex 🦖

iana our cute adorable bb <33 it's funny that your bias is taerae bc both of you could stand still doing nothing and i would still think it's the funniest thing LOLL i love talking to you about astrological signs and your stalker behavior and being petty and your random bursting out into song and playing codenames with you (we fr are connected to the same wifi bc it's crazy how similar our instincts are) it's always such a fun time when you're around 😛 you could talk for hours and hours and i would love listening to every second of it you're just so funny and endearing and cute <3 also thank u for always supplying the cute cat pics bc there is a SEVERE drought going on 🙏 i hope u get some sleep bc i'm always worried ab you y'know <3

💌 lili // @y--eontan 🦎

o lilicat how i adore you, you're so funny and brazen and sweet and every time i see you lurking in chat i just wanna go pspspsps 😽 before we started talking i remember seeing your emoji gifset and i remember thinking this is so cool i can't wait to see the part 2!! and then you messaged me and i was like :0 your reactions to gunwookie are soo cute that i just wanna spam you with every noot noot/cheek pic i see~ it's so funny the way you complain about stuff and block people you have no patience for lmaooo i am seated for our next complaining sesh 🫡 your comments and little quips always catch me off guard bc you're so deadpan and i love your sense of humor haha also when you drew that lil orange puppy on the art i made for you? *bursts into tears* <3

💌 hope // @zeroze 🕊️

my cute hopieee i'm so sorry i called u buzz lightyear when all u wanted to be was bubbles 😭 it's so much fun theorizing ab zb1 concepts with you bc we share one mind when it comes to our music tastes and thank you for always looking out for me and asking if i'm gonna watch stuff with you and making sure i go to bed at a reasonable hour 🫶 you're so sweet and kind and funny (thinking about the time you banned iana 💀) even tho you never let me have my own cute emoji reacts :'( i hope your exhibition wraps up well and you can fiiiinally have the break you deserve! and i also hope you have the best time in japan/korea (if we don't end up meeting up!!) and i SWEARRR i'll go to bed earlier (just for u 😚) <3

💌 maria // @sunghanbinie 🌺

aka jiff, lieutenant mario, and the other half of our shared braincell -- i love how we can talk about anything and everything, from when we wake up to when we go to bed, you've simply been there for everything. even though you torment me day-to-day with monkey allegations and thirsty matt gifs, you're also always there to listen to my troubles and check up on me when i'm feeling down - i appreciate you so so much from playing 49584 games together every night and spilling tea to fangirling over zb1 and giving me gif advice. you are my constant <3 i think you're so smart and funny and such a talented gifmaker and writer. i love our little jokes and making fun of each other at every opportunity, and i truly don't think being on zumblr would've been the same without you <3 i love you sooo much mwah mwah mwah <333

finally, a shoutout to moots who i haven't spoken to as much but who i want to get to know better because i just think they're so talented and cute and cool: @jinkiseason // @zb1s // @zerobaseone // @seokmatthewz // @sung-hanbin // @yunacoeur // @keiwook // @cinnajun // @juyomiao <3

this was written from the heart at like 4am and i hope you all know just how much i love and appreciate each and every one of you <3 1000 posts and 10000 more to go! can't wait to spend the next 2.5 years with y'all 😁

[sturnioloshacker]

I ALWAYS PUT MUSIC ON TO HELP FROM HEARING HIM YAP ABOUT RANDOM STUFF ITS ALWAYS ANNOYING ASF. BUT FORGET ABT THAT ILL LET YOU SLEEP LOVELY HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHTS REST N ILYY 💗

HAHAHAHAHAHA FAIR ENOUGH!!!!

thank you darling, i’ll probably be up for a bit longer because my body hates me and won’t let me sleep hahaha. feel free to spam my asks as much as you’d like. have a wonderful rest of your day, ilysm 💗

[antoncore]

i NEED some smut about anton rn i think ive read all that there was on tumblr

any headcanons/drabbles/ideas???

ilysm dont die

also get well soon you said you had a migraine :((

🍓!!

love you too and i’ll try not to n thank you so much MUAH <3 also HAHAHA i have a confession to make… before i started writing i went through the whole riize anton smut search in 1 day💀💀💀 i was desperate OKAY???? and my motivation for writing properly has been kinda low recently so here’s my anton fic ideas from the lil list i keep on my phone <3 (these are so brief i apologise + i would love to hear what you n other people think hehehe)

1) hot summer day with anton and you’re chilling on your balcony/in the garden and he asks you to sit on his lap and he tries using an ice cube on your nipples and clit

2) - being on an online work call/lecture and anton is so horny and desperate for your attention that he eats you out under your desk but it ends with you fucking with the call in the background

[rayasland]

⌗ HASHIRA ICKS ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁

➜ a/n ; my apology for being off for a while 🤭 also, HAPPY LATE NEW YEARRR!! i cant believe its already march MASTERLIST WILL BE REOPENED SOON 🥲 part 2 when i decide to get my lazy ass out of bed [TYSM FOR 200 FOLLOWERS ILYSM 🫶🏾🫶🏾]

➜ warnings ; swearing, not proof read so expect some mistakes

➜ genre ; crack, fluff(?)

★ MITSURI !

she would DEFINITELY act like those vsco mfs. like you would be meeting up for a study date or something and she'll bring out the largest water bottle known to man and all while you stare at her struggle to lift it out her bag. to this day you wonder how she's able to carry that around everyday.

her nicknames get progressively worse. she goes from "hey my love!" to "i love you so much my beloved pumpkin kitty kat sugar boo boo!!"

i feel like she'd also be those mfs that make it so obvious someone is talking about them. except she does it by accident. "babe," you whisper, "see that dude behind our table? he's my ex. you remember elijah right?" and then she's turning right around, pointing and saying out loud, "elijah? ohhh your ex!" you just facepalmed as your ex turned around, giving the two of you a dirty look.

she'd try way too hard to seem intimidating (canon) but no matter how much she tries, as soon as the person she's arguing with says something rude back, she's sobbing on the ground. "ugh your lipgloss is soooo outdated." she says rolling her eyes at the person that insulted you. "you're one to talk about outdated. you have fucking scrunchies and a huge ass hydroflask that you never really even drink from anyways. also, those bracelets you're wearing are the presents i got for my 5 year old niece. on top of that you act like regina george from wish.”

you best know the next day she came into college looking like a whole other person. soon she got really popular for having the “glow up of the year” (i am having way too much fun with this 😭😭)

★ TENGEN !

overuses the same jokes to the point where its so cringe you have to cover your face out of second hand embarrassment. "why did the cow cross the road? to-" "-go to the moovies. i know," you say rolling your eyes. “how did you know!” he asks and you just stare at him like 😃

also texts like a he came straight out of youtube comments. "No one: Absolutely No one: My dog: Me: *laughs at a fish dying*" "HAHAHA BABE UR SO FUNNY HAHAHA" while in real life you’re texting that with a face straighter than drake (friends suggestion bc i literally asked her who’s the straightest person she knows)

he talks and acts like a british dad😭😭 “hey darling me and the rest of the lads are gonna watch the new chelsea game against arsenal.” and u think nothing of it until u start hearing them shout “PASS THE BALL YOU FUCKING TWAT!” and cheering as loud as if he were at a concert when his team scores.

he’s terrible at thirst traps ☠️ you were at an important work meeting when you heard a ding from your phone. it was a message from your husband. “Hope you enjoyed the show baby girl 😻🥵🍆” and you try your absolute best to not start bursting out laughing when you see the video of him thrusting his hips into the camera like ricardo milos. and to make things worse, one of your co-workers looked over your shoulder to see what you were looking at and immediately started laughing. then everyone wanted to know what you were watching and the whole room erupted in giggles. safe to say everyone would make references to the video whenever uzui was around while the guy himself kept wondering if they were talking about him or it was just inside joke he doesn’t know about☠️

★ RENGOKU !

speaks really loud for no damn reason... (canon)

like you would be talking shit about someone in the cafeteria the he would be speaking so loudly basically the whole world could hear him. "babe, you know jessica from class 2?" you whisper, "yeah apparently she was caught fucking Mr Wilson to get a higher grade in chem.."

"i always knew jessica was a slut!" he practically screams, earning a few turned heads. "i could tell just by the way she walked up to me on wednesday!" you facepalmed as he continued to ruin not only his reputation, but yours as well. "and did you see the way she was practically begging for sir to screw her! like this girl would do anything to get laid!" by now the whole cafeteria (including the dinner ladies) turned to look at rengoku. some laughed and some gave him the nasiest look they could muster (her friends).

you were NOT surprised when an angry jessica made her way to your table.

he leaves the bathroom door open after he’s taken the most stomach-churning, revolting, nauseating, egregious, execrable, beastly shit so whenever he leaves, the horrible stench of shit makes you want to vomit your dinner out. and to make things worse, he always and i mean ALWAYS forgets to flush the toilet.

the smell was so bad you considered if it was a good idea to let him live with you.

“kyo.. do you mind closing the door after you do your business in the toilet and flush the toilet?” it was like talking to to a kid “or at least use the air freshener so i don’t have to smell it.”

and you almost rejoiced to the Lord when he immediately agreed and promised he’ll remmeber to close the door behind him (he still forgot a few times but it’s fine i think 😁).

all his clothing from socks to even underwear are fire themed. your friends always wonder how you manage to walk out standing next to him, who’s wearing a fire hoodie, fire trousers to match, and trouser nike’s. you once took him shopping so he can actually find another fashion style he likes instead of dressing like a 13 year old boy from 2015 but he resisted and continued arguing about how fire is like his own watermark. you eventually just gave up and suck it up when people on the streets laughed at him or gave him weird looks. he’s lucky you love him so much.

* RAYASLAND … 2023

[subskz]

SO.

EVERYONE STFU BUTTERFLY BANDAGE PART 2 JUST DRAWPED!!! FIRST of all,,, ily and yr giant beautiful fucking brain i’m saur serious rn we are 2 chapters into this shit nd it’s already taking over my life 🤣

NOW PLS #EXPLAIN YRSELF BCUZ HOW THE FAWK DID YOU GET INFO ON SECRET GRINDSET LORE,,, the parts about y/n’s ex hit a wee bit too close to home i fear 💀 yes i’m y/n thx for asking. but i fucken love how you wrote it the way you described the emotions is fr like?!?! you wrote it even more accurate than it FEELS does that make sense prob not anywhomst WE MOVE (killing y/n’s ex btw)

y/n nd changbinnie wit their joint slay I CARE THEM SAUR MOCH i love how y/n is always thinking of bin even when he’s not around like she fr loves him that’s ha bff 🥹🫶🏽 AND CHANATHAN. EVERY FUCKEN SCENE WITH HIM GOT ME FEELING LIKE A REPRESSED VICTORIAN MAN FAWKKKK WHEN Y/N SAW HIM COME OUT THE POOL?!?! MASSIVE L FOR TUMBLR USER GRINDSET

i want that smut scene injected in my fucking veins btw. legiterally feels like a gift from the gawds to have my fav writer write about my fav mans 🫡 i lost my shit so many times when reading like when chan got all flustered about not having condoms and WHEN Y/N SAID “MINE”……YEAH IT’S OVER FOR ME GIRLIES LMFAOOO miss y/n is down catastrophic prehistoric paleolithic for channie i #understand ha

THE LAST PART HAD A BITCH SWEATING BTW,,, LEE KNOW BE KNOWIN 🫣🫣 THE WAY HE WAS ACTING GOT ME FAWKED UP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE YR MEOW MEOW DISLIKE Y/N?!?! MISSUS RIN WIT THE TWISTS ND TURNS

apawlogies for all this eye amn’t responsible for the person i become when i read yr fics,,, lit rally shaking moaning throwing up for part 3 I CAN’T WAIT ILYSM QUEENIE

MY DEAREST DARLING GRINDSET…WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN ㅠㅠ you always leave me giggling like a schoolgirl over your messages thank you so much for taking the time to read it and send in your thoughts!! i can’t say it enough seriously ♡

SECRET GRINDSET LORE…i want to say i’m glad you related as the reader but in this case i’m very sorry if it brought up any unpleasant memories for you 😭 take me w you we are on our way to run over the reader’s emotionally neglectful weasly lil ex!!! and i’m so touched you think the emotions were conveyed properly…i feel like that’s smth i need to improve on so it’s a huge compliment to me that you felt that way!

i’m so thrilled you like binnie and the reader’s relationship 🥰 she really does just adore him and support him despite all their bickering they are besties!!! HAHAHA that pool scene was truly so self-indulgent i know it was akin to fanservice but ykw…shirtless channie getting flustered was a must! DOWN PALEOLITHIC…HELP SHE ABSOLUTELY IS!!! she’s got it so bad for him if it were anyone else i’d be like girl…stand UP! but it’s channie so i think she gets a pass <3

lino is AWARE‼️ my meow meow…i have to admit it was tough making him a lil cold to the reader when i live my life wearing lino-loving lenses LMAO but please do not think ill of him…he has his reasons…(ominous)

please don’t apologize i’m not kidding when i say reading your feedback makes my heart soar!! you are so observant of every little thing it means a lot to me 😭💗 i’m so glad you enjoyed this part and that you’re looking forward to the next!! i love u so much MWAH

[the-bird-and-the-flute]

Ginsei (BLST) - 2023 Birthday

Pairing: you/Hime (female reader) x Ginsei

Warnings: fluff, suggestive ( just in case, MDNI)

Word count: 786

A/N: Happy birthday Ginsei!!!! Here is my gift for you!!! You didn't come home on your bday banner but that's okay. Ilysm <3

And 'coincidences' keep happening. When I tell y'all that gin belongs to P I know I'm not crazy hahaha. P's new song is great and they released it like one day before gin's birthday. It's destiny ^^

"Girls, are you sure you don't need help?"

"Everything is under control, brother. You don't need to worry about a thing, okay? We know what we are doing!"

"Right... So I'll keep watching TV I guess..."

"Yeah, love, we'll finish this asap. I promise. Oh, by the way, before you leave, come here and taste this sauce please."

"Hmm... It's good! I didn't know you knew how to make curry!"

"Hehe, that's the power of love for you."

"Eh... I think someone is blushing."

"No, I'm not, sister. The curry is a bit spicy, that's probably it. I'll watch TV now."

"Hahaha, I can't believe that after years together he's still that shy around you."

"Haha, I know right, but I love that about him. He is so clumsy and awkward even though he is such an ikemen."

"Please stop drooling. I know my brother is hot but you don't need to remind me of that, thank you very much."

"Ooops, sorry. Let's go back to our curry then."

While you and Ginsei's older sister are cooking to celebrate his birthday, the starless boy is wondering what you two are gossiping about him.

"I hope my sister is not telling anything embarrassed. I mean, I know Hime is used to my personality by now, but still... I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe she would like to do something different on my birthday, but apparently, she is just fine cooking for me."

"Does Hime think I'm boring..."

Lost in his thoughts, Ginsei tries to focus on the TV show he is watching, waiting patiently for dinner.

After two hours of a lot of gossip and minor mistakes making the curry, dinner is ready.

"So good..."

"Did you like the tonkatsu, brother? I made it by myself!"

"Yep, everything is so good. Thank you, girls."

"Yay, I'm glad you like it. Not gonna lie that curry is not actually my specialty, so I'm glad it's edible hahah."

"Of course it is, Hime! Everything you do is always perfect!"

"Geez, brother, you are so shy but sometimes you say some really romantic stuff out of the blue. How is that even possible?"

*blushing* "Ahh... I was just being honest though."

"Aww that's so adorable, Gin! Thank you, my starless boy. I won't say no to your praises. I love when you get excited about something I did just when you just read a new script for a new play."

*speaks almost whispering* "You're way more important than any script though."

"What did you say, Gin?"

"Oh... nothing. Nothing. I think we should get going soon. My sister needs to wake up early tomorrow."

"Oh yeah, that's true. I'll do the dishes real quick."

"I can help you, Hime."

"Nooo way, it's still your birthday. Why don't you go chat with your sister, while I finish here? We already washed a lot of utensils while we were making dinner anyway."

"If you wanna work so bad, you could replace a few burned-out light bulbs in my room, brother. I wouldn't mind hehe."

"Sure, I'll help you."

Moments later...

"There, that's the last one."

"Thank you, brother. You're a lifesaver!"

"That's nothing. Don't worry."

"Hey, before you go, can I ask you something?"

"Yep."

"You are planning to thank your Hime later, right? She really made a huge effort to organize this little party."

"Of course I will. I just don't know how yet."

"Just be you, that one is such a simp. She'll like anything you do."

"Hime likes me that much, huh..."

"Yeah, Ginsei, she does. Be more confident, would you?"

"Mhm... Okay."

At Ginsei's place...

"Eh... It's sure late. I'm sorry you'll have to stay in my place, Hime. I hope you won't get late for work tomorrow. I'll definitely escort you to work."

"Hehe, no worries. It's always nice to spend the night at your place after your birthday."

"So... I was thinking on our way home... I want to thank you so... Would you like a massage? You worked all day and still managed to cook for me."

"A massage? Ohh... That's not bad. I'll accept your offer, Gin."

Ginsei then proceeds to massage you as a reward for your hard work. As you start to relax to his touch, you can't help but moan a bit when he exerts a bit more pressure on your sore shoulders. Then...

"Gin... why did you stop? It's something the matter?"

"Hime... I just can't keep going... I'm sorry, I..."

He turns your head in his direction, kissing you roughly. His tongue eagerly searching yours, desperate to taste more of you. That's now the easiest way for him to show what he usually is too shy to say out loud.

[suhnshinehaos]

ok i am so glad you’re also filo bc you absolutely know what i mean when i say your writing makes me so so so kilig like… i’m smiling at my phone like i have a bf then crying two chapters later like it’s my own personal heart break. talagang SELF insert 😭 it’s not even one work in particular it’s like everything you write is gold that was handmade by faeries i’m so in love with it and u. sending hugs n kithes n everything warm and cozy and holiday related ilysm - pepperonidk

YES omg kilig is such a specific feeling na ang hirap itranslate to english huhu pero sorry na i broke your heart... i will do it again ;-; HAHAHA but im happy na you like my works <3 sending you all the love and good things :)

[inkykeiji]

NOOOO NOT THE MOSQUITO BITE argghhh please take care clari berry. I wish I could send like, a care package or something. Also lol'ing cause your 3d pining made dabi anon come around 🤭 blackbear's tats aren't bad tho. like pale skin and sleeve tats are yummy. ahem. i want to reiterate, since i was really excited for it, don't feel bad about putting the sukuna fic on hold! work on what flows (or just take a break!) ✨✨✨ take care and think of dabi's cute forehead to speed up the healing process!!!

oh my good god like i am literally in so much pain and just downright MISERABLE today lmao :((( my head’s still pounding and my ankle’s still massive :/ the swelling went down a little throughout the night but after i woke up + wore shoes/walked around and took wes to the vet it’s even BIGGER than it was yesterday and so so so sore :( got some meds n cream tho since mine was expired so hopefully that kicks in soon!!!

HEHEHEHEHE I KNOW RIGHT THAT MADE ME GIGGLE EEEE HEHE uGH okay look i just,,,, i was talking to a friend about it yesterday and i think it’s just that i rly admire him as an artist (as in i really appreciate and enjoy his work) and i tend to ‘fall in love’ (for lack of a better term) with people i personally consider ‘talented’ (for lack of a better term again). DOES THAT MAKE SENSE OR DOES IT JUST SOUND SILLY LMAOOOOOOOO LIKE ?????????? i dunno that’s our theory thoooo but y-yeah his tattoos are um, nice, and his voice is um, very nice, and uh, yeahhhh

AH OKAY first of all thank you for telling me that, i really appreciate it <3 i think the sukuna fic i had been working on is going to be scrapped entirely though. it was written in canon and i completely lost interest in it :/ i do have an idea bouncing around in my head for mafia sukuna, tho!!! absolutely no one is surprised lmao but i also feel like i should be focusing on the mountain of WIPs i have soooo??????? i dunno, but i have found two different fics that i’ll be reworking the prose i wrote for the original sukuna fic for so i’m happy i still get to use it in some capacity, at least it wasn’t a total waste of time :/ hehehehe thank you so much my sweet friend ily and i hope you’re doing wonderful <33333

[watermelonsugacry]

But where is 1dbandmember!yn in the mix? Hahaha!

Take A Chance

A/N: Happy 12 years of 1d lovies!💚I can't express how much these boys and the fans have changed my life. So instead of making a sappy post about it, I'm going to answer my bestie Bee's question! Oh and...THANK YOU ALL FOR 1K FOLLOWERS!!! ILYSM

SUMMARY: As the judges deliberate who they want to bring back, Nicole doesn't give up on adding another member. (1.3k)

GENRE: 1dbandmember!yn

MASTERLIST the audition chapter! : It's A New Life

All of the judges are sorting out all of the eliminated boys to see if they want to pick and choose which ones they would like to possibly keep. Nicole loves the way the five boys look together on their individual cards, reminding the other two judges how little girls are going to go crazy over them. But the longer she stares at the five cards lined up, the more confident she feels about her next suggestion.

“Where is the pile of the girl group we just did?”

“We’re looking at the boys right now, Nicole. We’ve already done the girls.” Simon says in a monotone voice as he continues to go through a stack of cards in his hands.

“Humor me, Simon. Come on, I just wanna see something.” With a sigh, he reluctantly hands the pile in the corner to her and she eagerly flicks through them until she sees the one she wants. Once she puts YN’s head-shot card down with the rest of the boys, Simon instantly shakes his head.

“No, no. Absolutely not.” He hands Nicole the card back only for her to put it down again.

“Yes! Look at how good they all look together. She’s gonna make the group sound even better. Her audition was one of the best ones we’ve seen.”

“She’s going to be in the center and take away all the attention. And there's gonna be too many people in one group.” Simon tries to reason.

“She balances them all out. She’s perfect for the group. Just give it a chance, Simon.”

“You’re gonna ruin what would have been a good boy band and I won’t stand for it.”

After some more back and forth (and with Simon having the final say) he makes sure to leave YN’s card with her previous girl group.

“I didn’t have to go through this.” YN wipes her pink nose with the end of her sleeve with a stubborn shake of her head. Her and Louis were just eliminated from Bootcamp and they’ve both come to each other for comfort. But now, just like she was before her audition, she’s mad at her childhood best friend for making her come on the show. “I never wanted this and now I got hurt for nothing. Got all my hopes up for nothing.”

Already being kicked while he’s down would only further twist the knife in his heart by her hurtful words, but after knowing her for as long as he has, he doesn’t take it as personal as most would. He saw the hope in her eyes he had when he told her about getting her an audition despite her sour attitude. He saw the way she lit up on stage and saw how it was the start of her bright future. But now he sees the light starting to flicker and he hopes it doesn’t go out by her not ever wanting to pursue music again.

“Guess my dad was right.” YN takes in a shaky breath before biting her lip to stop herself from letting out a sob.

So even while he’s crying himself, Louis brings his best friend to his chest as she cries into his collarbones. 

Harry looks away from the sight of YN in Louis’s arms from across the room and wipes away his tears with his bulky, black beanie. He has half the mind to go over there and comfort her himself but he’s too sensitive right now to even stop himself from keeping it together.

“Alright, if we can have all the eliminated boys come over here please!” A backstage crew member announces. “All eliminated girls, if you can head over to the east wing, there should be someone waiting for you there as well.”

YN and Louis eventually pull away from each other with a shrug of their shoulders before heading to where they were called. Harry catches her gaze for a second and even when she’s been crying, her tantalizing eyes still manage to take his breath away.

She wipes her cheeks with her sleeve before bringing her head down and going to the other side of the backstage area. She sees a bunch of girls with red puffy eyes like hers and a couple of them who are trying to touch-up each other’s make-up. If YN had the energy, she would roll her eyes at the sight.

She stands in the back of the crowd with her arms crossed as she just wants to get this over with and go home. After four names are called, she looks up to see all of the girls turning back to look at her. She gives them a furrow of her eyebrows and opens her mouth to (rudely) ask what’s their problem until the backstage crew member beckons her with a curl of his fingers.

“YN LN, they’ve called you up as well, hon.”

Her eyebrows raise up and she slowly makes her way through the sea of nasty glares before joining the other fourth girls. She’s seen them around before, they’re an already established friend group since their audition and YN has already labeled them as prissy and stuck up from how they act. While they all have their hands clasped together, YN keeps her arms crossed over her torso as they make their way up to the main stage.

Her confusion only rises further when she sees her best friend, Harry, and a few other boys in a line on the stage as well. She returns their small wave before facing forwards.

“Hello, thank you so much for coming back.” Nicole starts off before covering the microphone with one hand and leans over to the judge on her left. “Take the chance, Simon.” He looks out to the two groups in front of him and lets out a deep sigh.

“S’your funeral.”

“YN LN? Sweety, if you would, can you please stand over with those gentlemen over there.” YN looks over the girl group one last time before making her way over to the next group. The boys all give her a gentle smile and a small nod of their head, all of which she returns. She goes to stand in between Louis and Zayn and she immediately feels a sense of comfort when they wrap their arms around her back and the tops of her shoulders.

“Oh look, see.” Nicole whispers excitedly. “They all look so good together.” After saying how too talented they are to let go, she tells the contestants, “We think it’d be a great idea to have two separate groups.”

She hands off the microphone to Simon to make the big announcement. “We’ve decided to put you both back in.” And that immediately makes everyone scream and yell in excitement.

Louis and YN immediately wrap their arms around each other, tears nowhere to be seen. Aside from the big relief he’s been given from staying on the show, he’s even more ecstatic about seeing the light in her not flickering anymore, but burning stronger and brighter than ever. 

While everyone goes to hug one another, too caught up in excitement, YN literally jumps into Harry’s arms. He quickly brings a hand down to tug her legs around his waist more securely before giving them both a spin. 

When she’s let back down, YN gives him a smile and he swears that he can see the small blush rising to her cheeks as she realizes what she just did. But he doesn’t see it for very long as the Irish lad engulfs him in a hug.

The two groups go down the backstage steps, everyone chatting excitedly and officially introducing one another. Huddled together in a group, Harry puts a hand up to stop everyone. “Woah, woah, woah. Guys I just thought of something super important.”

The newly made band members all wait with wide eyes and eager raised eyebrows. 

“What are we all gonna wear?”

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[angelprinz]

LAVEN OKAY HEAR ME OUT ON SOFT SEX WITH SCARAMOUCHE OKAY LISTEN TO ME.

soft sex w scaramouche is everything to him<33 LITERALLY, hes so harsh with you when he first kidnapped u and made you his darling. now he let's u hug him and kiss him and and do anything that's affectionate<33(yes reader fell into shocklym syndrome hahaha) he used to abuse u for misbehaving and rape ur sweet little cunt whenever he feels like it. now he doesn't even do any of that! you come begging for him to fuck you and do all those mean things to you,but how can he hurt you when ur being so sweet and lovely to him? he sticks for soft sex,he knows u need more of him,he loves to hear u beg for him to fuck you until you can only think of his cock<33 and him,too!!

he loves giving you little praises mixed with degrading words!! something like , "look at you,begging for my attention like a bitch in heat,that's okay. you'll get it soon bunny,be patient" , "who's my little good slut? that's right,its you." , (💌 anon is not a writer..pls dont judge me omg ok.)

He also loveeees dressing you in innocent clothes!! they're all white and pastel colored! seeing you look so innocent makes him just wanna rip ur clothes and fuck you right there right now on the floor without a care! people are watching? that's okay,he'll threaten them to make them leave,as long as he feels that cunt of yours,then hes okay and happy<33

ok so uhm i should be studying for my exam rn...hahahah laven mwah ily<3

-💌 anon

yandere scara mwamwa

i luv luv ur writing my dear letter anonnie !! <3 ilysm n hoping ur doin well mwah!

[starglitterz]

cynosure. (x)

─── chapter 10 ! ~ raise your glass!

summary; you and xiao are genmates under the famed streamer company genshin impact. the chemistry between the two of you is undeniable, and your fanbases absolutely love your collaborations. but when you both start meeting up offline more and more, your connection starts to deepen past just harmless flirting and playful banter. with these real feelings starting to affect both your job and reputation online, how will you two react when your relationship becomes the internet’s cynosure?

a/n: um hopefully this should be out not too long after the prev chapter, but yEAHHHH cynosure motivation is back i cannot wait to finish this series >:) hope u enjoy this chapter !!

as always, reading order is;

1 2

3 4

warnings; alcohol, mild drunkenness

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please reblog ! it helps a lot :)

this chapter is for koi !!! ( @noctua-koi ) as soon as u started liking cynosure and i bullied u w cynosure angst i absolutely KNEW i had to dedicate this chapter to u HAHAHA thank u so much for loving cynosure, ilysm and i appreciate u tons <3 !! let's go attack scara now >:)

irl !

you watch, mesmerised, as diluc expertly pours a variety of wines into glasses without spilling a drop and hands it out to the people at the bar. "classic 'luc, always trying to impress the ladies," kaeya snickers, and diluc's face turns firetruck red, "shut up, kaeya." then he turns to you, face still slightly flushed, "what would you like, y/n?" "hmm..." you tap your chin thoughtfully, "what would you recommend?" honestly you couldn't care less about what you drink as long as it's strong enough to dull your emotions for a while. you've been in a total mess since xiao 'broke up' with you. (could you really call it breaking up if you were never together?) it's quite embarrassing that you, who was known across the internet as a flirt, had cried over the same man almost 17 times in the past seven days.

"well, i'm not really one for wine, so if you're asking me i'd go for grape juice," diluc replies, using one hand to wipe down the counter with a rag. the bar is rather quiet compared to normal, as diluc had closed early for the night so those of you who were here could relax without worrying about rabid fans or reporters. you can't help but crack a smile, "a wine tycoon who doesn't like wine? that's not something you see every day." "i get that a lot," diluc rubs the back of his neck before glaring pointedly at kaeya, blatantly insinuating that he's the one who constantly makes fun of him for it. "it's true though, diluc has always been unromantic enough to prefer juice over wine. maybe he just doesn't have the patience for fermentation, and that's why he never- ow!" diluc slams the rag onto kaeya's hand before deadpanning, "sorry, it was an accident."

"anyways, if you're looking for something stronger you should ask rosaria," diluc points a thumb at the woman at the edge of the bar who's idly swirling her drink. thanking him, you slide over to her, "hey, uh, rosaria, was it? what are you drinking?" she glances at you out of the corner of her eye, "you're that streamer, aren't you? the one who's in a whole load of hot water right now." your eyes widen, "you know who i am?!" "who wouldn't? your face is all over the internet right now," she states calmly, though she quietens when she notices your expression. "yeah... all because of this one stupid guy," you roll your eyes, placing your elbows on the table and balancing your chin on your hands. rosaria laughs, a genuine sound this time, "i can tell you definitely need a strong drink. the one i'm having is fire-water, though i'll warn you it isn't for those with a weak stomach." "okay! i'll take whatever i can get, if i'm being honest," you respond before ordering a glass of the smoky alcohol from diluc.

just then, the door slams open and venti enters with a loud strum of his lyre, followed by albedo. "tis i, venti the bard!" "sorry, we're late, i was finishing up an experiment," albedo murmurs an apology to kaeya before seating himself between the two of you. "and you must be the infamous y/n," he faces you and shakes your hand, "it's an honour to meet you in person." "the pleasure's all mine," you grin, ignoring the slight sting that comes with the label of 'infamous'. "my dear diluc, the usual please!" venti spins around on the high chair at the bar joyfully, only to pretend to sob the next second when diluc replies dryly, "you can have it when you pay off your tab." "hey venti, i'll cover your drinks tonight if you play us a tune or two," kaeya chimes in. "really?! then prepare yourself to be sucked away by the music, for i, venti, know all songs of the past, present, and future! let's begin!"

as venti begins crooning a ballad about heartbreak, albedo randomly says, "love sucks, doesn't it?" "you can say that again," you chuckle in reply, nursing your drink. "yet somehow it's the most wonderful thing in the world, and perhaps that's why everyone craves it," his teal eyes meet yours, and suddenly it feels like this man can see into your soul. self-conscious, you sip from your glass to avoid his piercing gaze, "i guess so. must be why everyone says it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." "you have loved, and you have lost. do you agree with them?" the blonde man questions you directly, not bothering to beat around the bush. "woah! most people would ask something like that with a little more tact, you know," you answer with a start. he blinks once, as if calculating where he made a mistake in his phrasing, "i'm sorry. i'm not that good with people." neither was xiao, you think to yourself, before mentally scolding yourself for always connecting every little thing to him.

"you didn't answer my question," albedo's factual tone jolts you out of your thoughts. "oh! um... yes. unfortunately, i do agree with them," you scramble for a coherent answer, "to me, love is something else that can only be understood fully when you experience it yourself. it's not flawless like how it's portrayed in the media or anything, it's messy and imperfect at times, yet that's what makes it worth fighting for - the fact that both parties are putting in effort to make it work." you swear you feel tears form in your eyes as your voice cracks in the final sentence, so you quickly duck your head under the guise of drinking once more.

"that's an interesting take," albedo sips his water, then he stares at you once more, "but maybe you haven't really lost your love yet." "what do you mean?" "i mean that you said love was worth fighting for, and i think that both of you have not stopped fighting for each other yet," albedo states, tilting his head. you're so shocked you don't know what to say. you know that you hadn't moved on, but you've been thinking that xiao already did. "how do you know?" your voice comes out in a whisper. "sometimes venti says too much about things that should probably just be kept between friends," albedo smiles at you, "as for you, i tend to read too much into people, but even a baby could tell that you haven't given up yet." your cheeks warm - are you really that obvious? "it's just my opinion, but i think that's a good thing. like you said, love has its flaws; what matters is how you work through those flaws," he finishes his glass. "thank you... i think i really needed to hear that," you murmur, and albedo smiles gently as diluc refills his glass, "no worries. it's just the abstract ramblings of an alchemist anyway."

as venti switches to a more upbeat song which has kaeya cheering and rosaria threatening to smash a glass on his head if he carries on being this noisy while diluc observes with a smile playing about his lips, you and albedo share a private glance before clinking your glasses together, "well then, to love!"

private messages !

phone call !

outgoing call to xiao at 1.17 a.m.

y/n: ...hello?

xiao: y/n, is that you?

y/n: no, this is actually your number one fan scaramouche! who decided to call you at 1 in the morning for no reason! obviously it's me.

xiao: oh. yeah, that makes sense. although at this point maybe i would have preferred it to be scaramouche.

y/n: what?! why?!

xiao: well, you're mad at me, aren't you?

y/n: no shit, genius. i'm absolutely fucking furious.

xiao: um... i can see that.

y/n: shouldn't you be apologising or something?! or being scared that i'm angry?

xiao: to be honest, i'm terrified. i don't want you to hate me. but i don't think you're sober right now, so i probably shouldn't say too much. plus if i'm going to apologise to you, i'm going to do it right.

y/n: you better. as in apologise.

xiao: of course.

y/n: do you even know what i've been going through the past week?!

xiao: no, but i really hope you haven't been harassed or anything again by my fans, because if you i have i'm going to-

y/n: shut up! archons, you're so fucking annoying. i hate you for being so cute and caring to the point i just want to slap your face. with my mouth preferably. which if you didn't understand means kiss.

xiao: ...

y/n: and you know what? i still do. i still fucking like you and want to kiss you, even after your stupid self broke my heart.

xiao: y/n, i know you most likely won't remember this, but i'm so so so sorry. and i know words won't do anything right now, but i swear i never meant to hurt you.

y/n: yeah, that's the worst part. i know you were thinking of me, and that makes it even harder to hate you like my friends say i should. for archons' sake, i'm all the way in mondstadt and i still can't get you off my mind.

xiao: if it makes you feel better, you haven't left my mind either.

y/n: *wry laugh* we're just a right pair of idiots, aren't we? both of us like the other but we aren't together.

xiao: y/n, maybe i should hang up, because i don't think you'd want your future self to tell me this.

y/n: xiao, shut the fuck up and listen. i like you, a lot more than i should considering what a dick you've been. and i don't think i'll get over you, at least not anytime soon.

xiao: y/n, i-

y/n: I LOVE YOU!

xiao: wait, what?!

y/n: *door opens*

???: yo, it's been 10 minutes. let's head downstairs again, okay? wait, who are you on the phone with?

y/n: nobody, let's go.

y/n: *whispers* i miss you, xiao. fuck our jobs, just let yourself be happy for once.

xiao: y/n, i promise i'll apologise and tell you the truth when you're back in liyue. i'll learn to be better at opening up for you too. please take care... *softly* i love you too.

call cut [from xiao's end] at 1.32 a.m.

a/n; xiao is so awkward i hate him (affectionate) T-T anyways this chapter was to check in on y/n and see what she's up to!! surprise appearance by the mondstadt charas hehe, and kaeya/diluc sibling bonding <3 spot the obvious albedo favouritism HAHAHA also when ur reading the call part keep in mind that y/n is quite drunk (she lied to kaeya abt just being a lil tipsy), so that's why she might say nonsensical things haha. grr be proud of me for updating cynosure so quick LOL, anyways i don't have that much to say except ily all, gn !! <3

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[smoll-tangerine]

ONE YEAR WENT BY SO FASTT ????? CONGRATS MY BABYYY. You've done so amazing, and I couldn't be more proud of you ! besides you know what 🤪🤪 Sniffling because I've followed your writing journey and sighsss, you're fucken out of this world !

Whenever you stop simping over Jaehyun and not overloaded with uni, can i please request :

Doyoung , Hogwarts!au with , “If the choice comes down to my life or yours, I’m always going to choose yours.” 

I wonder if my selection comes as a surprise?? idkk hahaha. I lowkey see this going two diferent ways and 👀👀👀 we'll see if I jump on a plane to hunt you or give you all my love.

PLEASE TAKE BREAKS, MAKE SURE YOU EAT AND SHIT. YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH THIS PAST YEAR. SENDING YOU ALL MY LOVE AND HUGS 💛💛

[a/n]: ANGIEEEEE!! 💛💛 words cannot express how grateful i am for your friendship and how much i adore you. you stuck with me since the beginning of my writing career on AFF, went through my cringey 15-year-old writing (and still somehow stuck with me??), and you've always supported me no matter what!!

you KNOW i'm never going to stop simping over jaehyun, but aHHHHH A HOGWARTS!AU WITH DOYOUNG!! i had so much fun writing this so i hope you like this request and i'll pick you up at the airport, text me when you land💛 ilysm!!!!!

PAIRING. ravenclaw!doyoung x slytherin!female reader GENRES. romance, slight angst, established relationship!au, hogwarts!au PROMPT. "if the choice comes down to my life or yours, i'm always going to choose yours." WORDS. 817

WARNINGS. the story takes place during harry potter and the deathly hallows, so the events mentioned in this drabble are canon. you don't necessarily have to have read the books/watch the movies to understand what's going on but it might provide some bg info(?) + swearing!

A comfortable silence enveloped you and Doyoung as you two stood idly in the middle of the Room of Requirement, the famous Mirror of Erised in front of you two. You heard much about it, from both your headmaster Dumbledore and your friend Harry Potter.

It wasn’t any of your intentions to find the said Room or the Mirror. But the Carrows were ruthless against students who were either not part of Slytherin or not purebloods.

As Head Girl from the House of Slytherin, and considering your pureblood status, Neville Longbottom deemed you to be the best option to scour the school and find a suitable place for your fellow students to hide from the two professors.

Doyoung, your boyfriend and Head Boy from the House of Ravenclaw, insisted on accompanying you on this mission. Both of you wished to find a safe place for the students to hide from the Carrows, and that was how the Room of Requirement appeared.

You hadn’t thought much about it, just hoping to find a hideaway. Perhaps that was why such a generic room appeared in front of you two.

“Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi,” Doyoung read the inscription before translating it. “I show not your face but your heart’s desire.”

Your eyes squinted at the mirror, wondering what exactly it would show you. With what could possibly be the Second Wizarding War happening outside of Hogwarts walls, your missing friends, and the loss of security at where you thought was the safest place in the world, there was much you desired.

You quickly stole a look over at your boyfriend, who seemed to bear the same scrutiny as you for the mirror, before a look of curiosity took over his face. You tried not to snort at him. Typical Ravenclaw.

“What do you see?” you asked him, curious.

Doyoung turned to you and gave you a smile that didn’t reach his eyes. You knew that the past few months had been more than difficult for him, and yet, here he was, still trying to pretend to be strong in front of you. At that thought, the mirror shimmered and finally revealed what you desired the most.

It showed you and Doyoung growing old together and sending your children off to Hogwarts on the 9¾ platform, and your heart broke the tiniest at the vision the mirror showed you.

You knew that it was intrinsically inherent for human nature to desire something greater than one’s own self; meaning that an event wherein the mirror fails to carry out its intended purpose rarely, if at all, happens. With the numerous events happening, you wouldn’t – shouldn’t – be surprised that your deepest desire was one that could not be easily fulfilled.

Doyoung took your hand in his and squeezed it tightly.

“What’s wrong?” you asked him as you gently squeezed his hand back.

“Just…” he sighed and his dark orbs stared right at you, unflinching. “If the choice comes down to my life or yours, I’m always going to choose yours.”

You didn’t understand why he was telling you this. You shook your head at his words, almost erratically. “No, you take those words back. You can’t just say that. You promised – we promised to each other that we were going to get through this together. What happened to that?!”

Doyoung pulled you into a tight hug, hoping to calm you down a little.

“Of course I’m keeping my promise,” he reassured you. “But just in the event that something does happen and we’re forced to pick, I will always pick you.”

“You’re fucking stupid for saying that,” you mumbled, your head buried in his chest. “No way am I even going to let you make that dumb decision. I’ll fight Voldemort, if I have to.”

A moment of silence passed while you two spent it in each other’s arms, not knowing when exactly you would have this private time to yourselves again. It didn’t take long for Draco Malfoy, your fellow prefect, to look for you.

You sighed. Draco was persistent.

“You should go,” Doyoung mumbled.

You nodded in agreement. You turned one last time to Doyoung, who stayed behind so that you two wouldn’t get caught together, and he gave you a half-smile when you were about to leave the Room of Requirement.

“I love you,” you said. “You know that, right?”

Doyoung perhaps didn’t expect you to say those words to him at the moment. You were not a person of much words and preferred to show your love through actions, and Doyoung knew that.

He chuckled under his breath and shook his head, knowing he had never been able to keep up with you ever since the start of your relationship. Doyoung nodded determinedly. He then gave you a genuine smile – the most genuine you’d seen in a while – and said,

“Always.”