#HE WOULDDDE

[apoorhuman]

Ssatan would love the warrior cats series, I imagine

Levi: hehe... I can't wait to play this new game

Mc: oh what game is that Levi?

Levi: well the game is called warrior cats and it's designs are really cute I would say

Mc: warrior cats?... *realize* oh OH OHOHOHO

Levi: *raising an eyebrow* what's wrong?

Mc: Levi! Do you have a an account made?

Levi: I mean I was about to play it so yeah...?

Mc: try searching a username catan

Levi: okay.. *search am account catan and the account really shows up*

Mc: ok! Add friend

Levi: why? Is it your account?

Mc: no but just add friend because if you add friend there will be a notification ont he other person account

Levi: okay ig then *adds friend*

Satan: *that's sitting in the other side if the couch* *his phone started ringing the same kind of notification from the game*

Levi: ..... *looks at mc*

Mc: yeah I do know that he plays that, just don't tell anybody ok?

Levi: *nodding*

[pixlokita]

If you hug Gregory he squeaks like Freddy's nose. Freddy thinks it's very cute (it is) while Gregory is mortified.

Vanessa: -mortified also-

-one hospital visit later-

[murdrdocs]

thinkin abt the cassie and nate new yrs bathroom scene but w coryo …

[brazenlystrong]

haven't gotten over this yet-

[nuclearplutonium]

lil hfjone ship info dump (you don’t gotta agree with me this just works well in my autistic brain)

Oh hey, I forgot to add but in this headcanon I also assumed that Liam just killed himself, made it back to the waiting room where Airy is probably, Liam then got Airy to tell him how to get back to San Francisco, and Liam is just there now. A lot ikr-

Airy is just stuck in the waiting room, he has no where to go. He just helps people with codes probably, or he eventually made it back to the place he originally was at.

[transingthoseformers]

G1 2020s au: Swindle starts a bitcoin scam named Concoin.

Of course he would, i like to think it's either a massive failure ir oddly successful with absolutely no in between

[foeofcolor]

The young james bond series is so insanely funny to me as a concept esp if we take it as Canon to the craig movies, like.

James Bond, working with SIS since age 15 qnd has been almost dying since age 13 : I think the new Q is too young.

Q would be so incensed abt it and like... does everyone else know??? That even as a teenager james bond was just terrible ar staying out trouble???

Now I'm thinking about tanner, eve and mallory and q finding out abt this and going hey 007 what the fuck is wrong with u

[yeonban]

There was a "kill yourself" version of this meme that Tobias ALSO deeply resonated with but we're keeping it nice For Once ❤️

[mjfass]

You think you're never gonna recover every time you order a AEW PPV? Girl, be glad you never got to afford that MJF cameo lol

2 years ago I had so many savings and I my goal was to get the MJF cameo!!! I was about to do it but yeah, life happened, bad things happened and now I cry every single time I pay a PPV, LOL.

But… Should I have regretted the cameo? NEVER. That would have been so different.

[eulchu]

one of these days we're gonna get a snap of dream taking a nap from george's pov and then i shall disintegrate

shut up imagine george turns the whole. posting dream next to dream into a trend . and at one point he posts dream sleeping with the caption 'omg dream dream' 😭😭😭

[mrsoharaa]

SUGURU GETO WOULD BE SUCH A WONDERFUL FATHER!

[demonstars]

he underwent spaghettification 😞😞

myfuckign baby undergoing unknown space phenomenons

[im-derty-dan]

JOSHUA MICHAEL KISZKA

[beiasluv]

red, white and blue | l. sargeant (2)

pt.1

a/n: I love Logan I wish Americans are real 🦅

ynalbon 36m | alex_albon 13m

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ynalbon: I told him to wear a third layer smh

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ynalbon: told you

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ynalbon: love you too bro

: you’re turning American 😔

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ynalbon Logan–

hehehehe I’m in my Logan era

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[dollfacefantasy]

Your logan hickey fic got me thinkin... yk the scene where jean scratches her nails into his shoulders?? He def loves when you try to mark him up in other ways 😍😍😍

he so woulddd. he’s so cocky about it and teases you nonstop. no matter what you try, you still can’t leave a mark on him. and you know that of course, but you want so badly.

his neck wouldn’t be the only place you’d try for hickeys. like he marks you in other places, your mouth would find his chest, his thighs, and his hips right on his v-line. he never stops you because the process of trying feels so good.

when you’re down there, he watches and adores you, his hand petting your head as you entertain yourself with his skin. as usual, no bites, sucks, or scratches can compete with his healing factor. you’ll just have to distract yourself from the sorrows of failure by putting your mouth to better use in that area.

maybe maybe maybe after you guys have been together a long time you could convince him to get a tiny tattoo in your honor.

[transingthoseformers]

Still finding the thought of Froid going into rut and trying to boss Sunder around hilarious.

But also hot. Like, Sunder isn't expecting much with their size difference, but somehow, Froid manages to hit the perfect spot every time, and Sunder finds himself keening in overload.

Proof that where there's a will there's a way, and by damn is Froid willing to make it happen