#HE’S SO HANDSOME WOWOWOWOW

[heart-of-the-party]

Ok I can finally post my Thoughts about everything that happened ;w;

Under the cut cuz these posts are long af:

- The steps of faith made me incredibly emotional for obvious reasons. But the actual trial was kinda hilarious because I was dead for most of it lmao. I think both our healers were actual sprouts so they had a tough time with the heals (I saw a few others go down and stay down for a while lol)

- Anyway back to the end of the steps of faith. Estinien calling me aibou still makes me feel things (even if he’s desperately asking for death). I am started to grow incredibly fond of alphinaud now, something that struck me as we pulled out nidhogg’s eyes together.

- WHEN YSAYLE’S HAND ENTERED THE FRAME I SQUEALED!

- I was happy enough seeing her but then Haurchie appeared too and I was so close to crying again. I miss them so much., I wish there was a spot for ysayle too where I could visit and tell her what’s going on.

I love you two so much, you don’t eve know ueueueue. Haurchie’s face always makes me feel so incredibly bittersweet, I love him so so so much.

This was pretty cool. I hope nidhogg finds peace.

- Also hey your idea of “destroying” the eyes is to chuck them into the abyss??? WHAT?? Isn’t there a more reliable way??

- Aymeric and Estinien are pretty gay. Understandable. They’re both very hot.

- I CAN SENSE ESTINIEN FACE REVEAL!!! >;3c

- ngl when that cutscene started and alphinaud was crying I honestly though estinien was dead. I was ready to angrily type to my friend for not telling me HE also will die on me. But then he spoke...

- HE’S SO PRETTY WTF, LOOK I HAD ALREADY SEEN HIM IN FANART AND I KNEW HE WAS PRETTY BUT IT HITS DIFFERENT IN-GAME

- ALSO HE SMILES SO MUCH WTF????? MY HEART WAS NOT READY.

SIR WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE???? I love his slightly upward pointing ears...

- At this point I have to say that while I was already thirsty for him, seeing his pretty face has made me many times thirstier. I think it’s the contrast between his grumpy personality and his handsome face with the luscious locks (it looks so impractical but thank you for growing out your hair estinien. Though imo he’d still look hot even his hair was short)

DRAGON GRANDPA SEEING HIS SON HOME IS SO CUTE!! 

- wowowowow dinner date with aymeric???? GASP

- he looks so cute in his casual outfit (easier to draw too)

- ofc it has to be interrupted.

- ALISAIE!!!!!

-SHE!!! IS SO CUTE!!!! thankfully not a tsundere  (i was very worried about this)

THANK YOU TATARU!!! HER SHOES ARE TERRIBLE!

WAIT THESE AREN’T MUCH BETTER. WTF IS GOING ON AT THE SOLES?? ice-skater alisaie???

- I was about to make the “i’ve known gu bu only for a day...” meme WHEN SOMETHING REALLY DID HAPPEN TO HIM!!!! I AM SO MAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

-This scene made me emotional (do not look at me hanging out alone in vc, I forgot to leave when the others left)

- URIANGER LOOKING UP AT THE STARS AS HE TALKS ABOUT MOENBRYDA ;;A;; her name means the moon’s bride, right? urianger..... i feel you ;;A;;

- The warriors of darkness feel so found family, I don’t really wanna fight them u_u

-URIANGER FACE+MOTIVATION REVEAL

he’s so dramatic lmao, also wtf when he smiled i started to feel things again. these elezen will be the death of me i swear

- Okay look I was not the biggest fan of minfilia, I thought she was kinda just there.. but this scene really made me emotional ;;;A;;;;

I will miss her :< And that scene with F’lhaminn made me gasp out loud. ;;;A;;;;

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Gonna continue in another post cuz this feels pretty long already xD

[doctorwormcore]

ah...........falling back in love with svt has been so cathartic tbh...i was watching a compilation of moments on yt and was legit like.....?!??!!?? I??? wait??? was that sydney? and sure enough yeah.... :’D i’d literally seen it irl.....thats so strange

[neesavibes]

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[peachy-jaehyun]

THIS... (;o;)

[starlightsearches]

9, 17, 20 and 38 from the smut prompts with laszlo?? I’m sorry if that’s too many, they’re just sooo good!!

Feel Me

Wowowowow friend, those are some excellent choices! I tried to work them all in here for you, but I did have to edit a couple of them to keep the flow. Hope you like it! Feedback is always appreciated 🥰

9 / 17 / 20 / 38 from the Smut Prompt List

Laszlo Kreizler x femme! reader

Warnings: smut (18+ only), kind of dark! laszlo, soft dom! laszlo, gendered terms for the reader, vaginal fingering, infidelity, inexperienced reader, shame, period-typical sexism, mentions of bad sex, inappropriate power dynamics (doctor/patient), i don't know how victorian undergarments are supposed to work, maybe it's a little ooc? I have no idea. Let me know if I missed anything!

Dr. Kreizler has his face between your legs.

With you skirt pulled up over your knees, his breath brushes against your parted thighs and your face burns with shame. You're not bare—your dress still offers plenty of coverage—but without your undergarments you might as well be nude.

Tears sting at the corners of your eyes; you just barely resist the urge to force your legs closed, shutting out him and this soulless exam room and the knowledge that you're sitting here, waiting for a man who is not your husband to look at the most sensitive part of you and tell you exactly why you're broken.

"And when did the problems start?" he asks, standing. You relax your legs, pushing your skirt back down over your ankles.

"Since we've been married," you tell him. Dr. Kreizler strolls leisurely around the exam table, but you keep your eyes in your lap.

Your husband has been very patient with you, even after six months of marriage, yet every night is still an exercise in embarrassment. He’s become tired of you trying and failing to feel something, to react to your his hands the way you should, instead of counting your breaths and waiting for it to be over.

And who could blame him?

"There's been no improvement?"

You shake your head, unable to speak past tears pooling in your lashes.

His hand rests on your shoulder, thumb stroking softly over the juncture of your neck—a comforting gesture that still manages to put you on edge, setting your skin alight beneath the sleeve of your dress.

"I'd like to try something else," he says, voice always smooth, like a rich piece of chocolate, or velvet under your fingers, "I want you to tell me how it feels when I rest my hand in different places on your body. Can you do that for me?"

Your heartbeat quickens, but you nod. Dr. Kreizler would never hurt you.

"How does this feel?" he asks, and he shifts his thumb higher, until he reaches skin, and your pulse thrums beneath the press of his finger.

"It feels . . . alright."

He nods, stepping around to the other side, letting his hand trail down over your sleeve, until his palm is covering the back of your hand.

"And this?"

His eyes are on the spot where your hands meet, so analytical as he observes the contact, but your eyes are on him.

He has such a handsome face. You've always thought so, since the day your husband introduced you—the handsome, lonely Dr. Kreizler with his soft eyes and penchant for the opera. And you loved your husband—of course you did—but there were still times when you'd find the doctor's eyes on you across a crowded dining room or party, and the electric feeling of his notice would stay with you long after you and your husband had retired for the evening.

"Fine."

It feels better than fine, the slightest chill traveling across your skin as he strokes the tip of his finger over the ridges in your knuckles, the delicate bones on the inside of your wrist.

He hums in casual response. "Is it good when I touch you here?"

He presses his hand against your stomach, with more force than the other touches, just below the swell of your breast. The weight is pleasant, and the proximity even more so, his face much closer than before, eyes cataloguing each subtle shift in your expression.

"It is."

His gaze flashes to your lips before meeting your eyes again. A single strand of hair falls across his forehead, just brushing the tip of his nose.

"And what about," he leans in, closer still, hot breath caressing your cheek, "this."

His hand slips between your thighs, bunching the fabric of your dress against your bare cunt.

"Dr. Kreizler," your hand grips his wrist, but you're unsure what to do once with it once it's there. You could—should—push him away, but the pressure is surprising, and the slight shift of his fingers and the ripples they send through the fabric feels . . . good.

He hushes you with a stern glare, making no effort to remove his hand, grip like iron compared to your own.

"Laszlo. You'll call me Laszlo in private."

"Laszlo," you correct yourself without a thought, "my husband, he'll—"

"Your husband," he spits the word with an uncanny venom, grinding the heel of his hand more forcefully against the sensitive spot between your thighs," is a fool—blaming his inadequacies in sex on an undeserving wife. He sent you to me because he believes you cannot feel his pawing hands and pathetic thrusts, but you can feel, leibling, just as well as any woman. You can feel me."

He's right. You can.

He has such talented fingers—hands that would be right at home on piano prodigy—coaxing a sinful heat in your core despite the layers of fabric.

“How does this feel, leibling? Tell me how it feels.”

“It feels—“

How does feel? It's wholly unfamiliar—the desperate shift of your hips against his hand, the pleasant fog at the corners of your vision and the edges of your mind. It feels like everything you've ever wanted, like the long-awaited opening of a maddeningly locked door.

"I— Laszlo, I need more."

He leans in closer, close enough that his lips almost brush yours, and for a moment you think he might kiss you. You hope he might kiss you.

"Lift up your skirt," he whispers instead.

You have the hem in your hands a moment later, raising it eagerly until your balled fists rest in the middle of your thighs, and your momentum fails. Despite everything you've already done, there's no getting past this indecency on your own.

"So shy, now, schatz? Moments ago you were humping my hand and now this is all you can give me? Perhaps I should inform your idiotic husband that no more treatment will be necessary. Perhaps, you've already been cured. Would you like to go back to him so soon, pet?"

"No," panic flares, and the hem of your dress bares another inch of your skin, but it's the warmth of his hand on your thigh that convinces you to lift it the rest of the way, lifting your hips out of the seat, flinching at the cold material of the exam table against your bare ass.

"Good girl," he coos, taking your chin between his fingers, "now, kiss me properly."

Your lips part, and his eyes are still open when he presses a gentle peck to your lips, closing them only when you kiss him back.

Oh my. It's nothing like any kiss you've had, in your limited experience. The chaste kisses you shared with your husband after your engagement had their own kind of thrill—the thrill of an imagined fairy tale, of a promised happily ever after. The naïeveté wore off rather quickly, after your failure to perform your other wifely duties.

Kissing Laszlo isn't like that at all. There's a quiet passion behind tender movement of his lips, not out of duty, but desire. His hand cups you, without force but still secure, determined to keep you against him as long as you'll let him.

Your eyes don't open automatically when you pull back, eyelashes fluttering against your cheeks, and so you don't see the look on his face as he brushes his thumb over your skin, before pressing the tips of his fingers against your parted and swollen lips.

"Open," he comands, and you're so pliant for him, opening wide enough for his fingers to disappear into your wet mouth all the way to the second knuckle before you respond with a soft gag at the pressure.

"I'm sorry, liebling, I'm sorry," he shushes you, so gentle, pulling back just enough to allow your tongue some movement between his digits, "I need my them nice and wet before I tease that aching cunt of yours. Suck on my fingers, now."

You do as he asks, hollowing your cheeks and tightening your lips. You shouldn't be doing this—shouldn't be sinking to such base acts, not when you have a husband at home and a spotless reputation and a last name that everyone in New York knows.

It's no use. You couldn't stop now, not when Laszlo is looking at you with those soft, irreverent eyes. You'd walk through fire if he asked it.

His fingers escape your lips with a soft pop, shiny with spit. You watch his hand disappear between your legs again, and your heart thumps more heavily in your chest. It's getting harder to breathe.

"There we are, liebling," he praises you, stroking your outer folds with his moistened fingers, spreading the slick across your cunt, just barely brushing your clit.

The shock of pleasure jumps through your chest, your back arching slightly off the exam table, lips parting with a violent breath.

Laszlo smirks. "And he thinks you can't feel."

Your husband's mistakes are becoming clearer with each stroke of his fingers—their gentle circles around your tender clit, or the teasing press at your entrance.

"You're getting so wet for me, pet," he comments, stretching your entrance little by little with one circling finger. "I think you're ready for more of me."

You nod, grateful your soft moans are keeping your mouth too busy to beg.

He slips his middle finger inside of you, and it's already a thousand times better than anything you've experienced in your marital bed. The gentle stretch, the way he curves his finger against your tender front wall while his thumb works steadily at your clit—it has you reaching heights you had never thought would be available to you.

"Please, Laszlo, please," you paw at his chest, trying to grab hold of his jacket, looking for leverage, but your hands are weak, your body much too concerned with the rapturous glow overtaking your cunt to function properly.

You'll have to beg then, instead. "Please, kiss me again. Please."

He chuckles, his wrist working more ardently until you can hardly hear him over the wetness between your legs.

"Not yet. I need to see you cum first. I want to watch you unravel for me."

He slips another finger inside of you without ceremony, and your eyes roll back in your head, vision going dark.

The movement of his fingers is nothing short of marvelous, scissoring back and forth, punctuated by the occasional deep thrust that has your hips lifting from the seat and stars in your eyes.

His voice reaches you even in the deepest trenches of your pleasure.

"It's alright, liebling, you can let go. Cum for me."

And you do, sunken beyond a point of return, emerging on the other side in a flare of bright light, the spasming of your cunt sending shards of it through your body with every stroke against your raw and aching clit.

"Look how good you are for me," he whispers, pulling his fingers from your core as the contractions subside, brushing his wet fingers across your hairline.

He kisses you tenderly, his hand—still sticky with your spend—cupping your cheek. Your legs shake from your release, but it would be impossible not to kiss him back.

He pulls away, cleaning his fingers on a nearby cloth before brushing his hair back into place, slipping back into his doctor's persona as easily as he'd slipped out of it.

"Tell your husband that you'll need regular treatment for the foreseeable future. Perhaps once a week."

You nod, pulling your skirt back down into place before you stand from the exam table. You're unsteady on your feet, swaying dangerously, and he takes you with a hand on your arm, pulling you in tight against his chest.

"The next time he touches you, schatz," he says to you, speaking right up against the shell of your ear, and the sin in his words makes you shiver, "make sure you're thinking of me."

[godsofhumanity]

GODHUNTER by AMY SUMIDA | REVIEW

okiee this was recommended to me by @inkleaves ^-^ uhmm so i have a LOT to say about this book. spoilers under cut.

OVERVIEW: “Godhunter” is the epithet given to a young woman named Vervain who uses witchcraft and magic to go around committing deicide in order to save humanity from gods who drain their energy to gain immortality and other godly attributes. However, when Vervain is recruited by the Norse god Thor, she finds herself in an alliance with the people she originally considered her enemies, as they work together to save the world from the maliciousness of the Aztec god, Huitzilopochtli.

RATING: 2/10. i’m giving it a low rating because it doesn’t really have too much to do with mythology, but i did like its general portrayal of most deities even though this book was insanely cringey and dumb.. now, even though under the cut, i’ve kinda bashed the book quite a bit, i still have to admit that i’d be lying if i said i didn’t have fun reading it. i stayed up to 1 AM trying to finish it because i had to find out what the protag’s next stupid decision would be,, all in all, if you like trash/cringe fiction- this is for you.

WARNING: even though this book is a YA novel, I’d say there’s a definite emphasis on the adult part of “young adult”... Certain scenes and themes are inappropriate for minors.

AVAILABLE ON: pdf link here ^-^ ((i think it downloads immediately if you click))

THINGS I LIKED:

the book is cringe.

great diversity in terms of the god cast. i learned about some new deities that i was previously unfamiliar with, so that was cool

Brahma (Hindu deity) wears a Gucci belt as part of his attire ^-^

whatever Estsanatlehi and Tsohanoai (Native American deities) had going on.... they were really cute and wholesome

THOR-HORUS BROTP AGENDA!!!!!!!! everyone who follows me already knows how keen i am about this idea of all the war deities hanging out together (fite club), and this novel served up exactly that. disappointing that Huitzilopochtli wasn’t a part of it, but i am settling for Thor and Horus’ several centuries old friendship.

Horus’ falcon tattoo detail.. i LOVE the idea of the gods having their sacred animals tattooed,, it’s so awesome!!!

Pan... i liked the way he still had his little horns, and he was kinda chaotic and fun.

in general, the descriptions of the gods were so pleasant and so cool.. i really liked the way that pretty much all the gods were beautiful,, this is very much in line with my own idea of how the gods look, and i think it makes sense, because they’re meant to be charismatic, compelling beings- beings that you worship, beings that you praise- why would they be anything but beautiful? and even if they were considered ugly by other gods, that’s only in comparison to other deities.. from a human perspective,, i just can’t see how any mortal could consider a god to be anything less than perfection,, idk

in particular- i really enjoyed the descriptions of Huitzilopochtli in his debut. i know he’s a piece of shit in the novel, but i LOVED the way he was described with his war-frenzy being triggered by blood, and the way, as god of the sun, his body almost glows, and heats up as though you’re looking into the sun itself, and the only way he can cool it down is by bathing in blood... WOWOWOWOW it’s just such a neat and fantastic visual description. his physical appearance really paid tribute to Huitzilopochtli’s original domain and attributes.

i also liked the linking between Huitzilopochtli being the Father of Vampires.. links between Aztec culture and vampirism is a trope that i didn’t originally suspect, but have become exposed to quite a bit as of late,, and i think that it’s quite a clever little plot. i liked that Huitzilopochtli also debunks superstitions about the sun, garlic, crosses, holy water etc.

Huitzilopochtli as the villain. the man makes a BRILLIANT villain- his motives are very clear and also, i thought, justified, albeit unoriginal. his presence is quite terrifying, and the reader does worry for Vervain’s safety whenever she’s with him- which is good! this means that he fills out his role as a villain well. tbh,, i did love Huitzilopochtli from the moment of his debut, but he got knocked out of my books during a certain temple scene and i have some thoughts about that in the next section.

when Vervain wakes up after the temple dream with Huitzilo, and she relaxes because it was just a dream, but then she looks into the mirror and sees bite marks on her neck!!! CHILLS! now THAT was good writing- it was unexpected, and served well to navigate into the next part of the plot.

Odin and Huitzilopochtli holding a ted talk on “how to create panic and discord among the humans”, and the gods having to bring certain meals depending on what the first letter of their names were.

Vervain’s pop-culture references, and her weaponry- especially the gloves that have blades in them that get released when she swings her hand downwards. very cool, i want them.

casual appearances from Vladimir Putin (yes, i said Vladimir Putin)... i couldn’t stop laughing when i read that Huitzilo was trying to kill Putin’s daughter to instigate a war...... asdhshajdhasdjfhjdhf insane

also i know Vervain was trying to mock Huitzilo when she nicknamed him “Blue”,, but like.. that’s a really cute name and it wasn’t even insulting.. yeah, that one backfired on you Vervain... if anything, that just made it seem like she actually had affections for him and i feel like probably in part is the reason why he felt encouraged to pursue her.

THINGS I DIDN’T LIKE/THINGS THAT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE AND/OR CONFUSED ME:

the book is cringe.

it reads like a 15 year old’s fantasy AU where she’s a humble young woman, unextraordinary- yet somehow, she is the muse of every man’s desire. handsome, ripped gods who never wear clothes are laying themselves down at her feet,, and she is just overwhelmed by the choices before her; and all the while, she has to balance a complicated love life with her duty to save the world (since she’s the only one who can).

Vervain as a protagonist. idk how old she’s meant to be, but since the book is in first-person, and the reader is exposed to her innermost thoughts,, i’ve gotta say- she’s incredibly immature. as a protagonist, i just feel like she’s rude, pretentious, snobby.. she has no idea what “respect” even means. in every scene, she’s either fighting someone, or lusting after them (when Teharon told her off for having lascivious thoughts about him, and she simply responded with “well stop being so sexy then” i wanted to die.... WHAT is wrong with her)

i hate the way she looks down on the gods- even if you didn’t worship them, or even believed in their existence, surely you wouldn’t have the gall to lecture Hades and Persephone on how to be a good couple (especially when your advice is shit). surely you wouldn’t have the gall to say to Thor what Vervain says to him on pg 227, 4th line from the bottom, that i will not repeat here. Vervain is just too self-absorbed. i don’t hate her, but i definitely think her character is a bit,,, iffy.

relating to Vervain as the protagonist- everything just seems to happen to her.. and i know that she’s the protag, and things are meant to happen to her, but it all happens to her one after the other in succession, no breaks. it’s so easy for her... oh? Huitzilopochtli is going to kill Putin’s daughter? no worries, Vervain can read Huitzilopochtli’s thoughts! oh? the gods have never been able to transform more than half their body into their animal form? no worries, Vervain is so powerful she can force a god to change against their will! oh? Vervain is being attacked by blood-thirsty wolves? no worries, she saved the life of one werewolf and now he’s indebted to her and will literally kill himself in order to protect her! everything is easy, and nothing is a problem.

the way every male deity ever sees Vervain once and immediately wants to take her to bed. why was that a necessary aspect of her character? and also, why are the gods portrayed as such lustful beings?? it really wasn’t necessary.

Horus throwing a fit about how December 25 is his birthday and that it was stolen from him by Jesus... to quote:

“No big deal?” Horus puffed up. “I was called the Lamb of God. I had twelve apostles, and my myths spoke of my crucifixion and consequent resurrection in three days. His stories were my stories first!”

it’s fine that Horus is angry about his birthday which was i think, historically celebrated around this date- but the rest of it isn’t even true???? Horus didn’t have 12 apostles, i’m pretty sure he was also not called “Lamb of God”, and he wasn’t crucified!!! aghhhh even Thor says “It’s been so long that even you don’t remember things accurately.”

anyways.. my beef with this is the way it’s phrased so as to imply that “oh christianity just stole everything from the pagans” when this is so incredibly false and sounds like something an ill-informed person would say. you can read more about christianity, paganism and christmas here

kinda related to the previous point- the jokes about Jesus’ skin colour. i quote:

“... when Christ first became a god, he looked Jewish because those were the people he chose to align himself with. However, the Jews didn’t want him, and when Christianity spread, the white people wanted Jesus to look more like them. With the change in belief, Christ’s appearance changed. ... We used to tease him about how he looked whiter every time we saw him... Kind of like Michael Jackson...”

what the FUCK??????? seems like Sumida doesn’t understand that various ethnic groups illustrate Jesus as appearing as the local people do. Yes, obviously in a Western country, Jesus is going to look European, he’s going to look white. If you go to Japan, you will see Jesus and the rest of the gang looking pretty fucking Japanese. the point of this is NOT to erase Jesus’ Jewish ethnicity, and it is certainly not because of something like “the Jews didn’t want him”- it is because it is a way for followers to better relate to the Divine. including Christ in this story isn’t the problem- i’ve seen others do it very well. the problem is how uneducated her writing comes across.

all the gods have human jobs so that they can earn money and stuff,, which is fine- Thor, for example, owns a line of boats, which makes sense. but Pan? his job is making p*rn. now even though it’s true that everyone associates Pan with sexuality and stuff,,, this isn’t his primary role, and making Pan out to be just a playboy who has his mind in the gutter 24/7 i think is a bit of a mockery. Pan is, first and foremost, a god of the Wild. why Sumida elected to make him a p*rn manufacturer and not a wildlife conservationist is beyond me... i’m not even pagan, and i thought this creative decision was distasteful and stupid, especially because his character is actually quite light-hearted and cool.

the temple scene with Huitzilopochtli and Vervain. as i said previously, i really really liked Huitzilo’s character. he made an excellent villain. but this part?? i understand why it was done, but i HATED that it had to happen... not just because it was horrible for Vervain, but Huitzilo seemed so powerful and godly right up to that point- after which he seemed pretty pathetic- going back after Vervain after she’s rejected him countless times. she is JUST a mortal!!! c’mon Huitzilo, give it up!!! you are degrading yourself at the expense of achieving one mortal’s “love”.. the fact that he had to hypnotise her to get what he wanted AND had to achieve it through her dreams (when’s she can’t protect herself) was sooooo pathetic and disgraceful.. IMO, he committed the worst sin any person could ever commit and i just... AGHHHHHHHHH SMH WHY?!

speaking of morons- Thor. Thor just comes across to me as extremely possessive, and over-protective,, and idk how Vervain was NOT creeped out by the fact that Thor had literally been stalking her for two years before she even met him. wtf? god or not- that’s creepy. actually, i think it’s creepier because he is a god. 

Sif. i am still waiting for good media representation of thunder god Thor and his beautiful golden-haired wife Sif- i want them to be HAPPY, and i want them to be in love the way they should be! 

Persephone. i like the idea of Persephone being sweet-tempered, and kind- but in this book, she’s such a wimp??????? she totally just lets Vervain be rude to her, a goddess who’s name means “Bringer of Destruction”. also- her relationship with Hades seems toxic.. i mean,, he like tracks her? she starts stuttering when she talks to him, and gets nervous when people so much as mention his name. not to mention the fact that Persephone says that when she does go back to him, all he demands from her is a certain horizontal dance so much so that she is “sore” (<- quoting from the book here) every time she returns??????? WHAT IS HAPPENING?????????? and no one even questions it. Vervain doesn’t even question it! instead she suggests that Persephone MOVES IN with Hades permanently???? and that Hades should just start verbally saying how much he loves Persephone instead of “showing” her how much he “loves” her.....??? there are SO many issues with this.. i can’t even- *screams*

the Aphrodite-is-madly-in-love-with-Huitzilopochtli side plot. it could have been really good, but then it ends so abruptly,,, i mean.. why’d Aphrodite get done so dirty like that? Also summary of Hephaestus’ first and final scenes:

Hephaestus, entering the room: Right, what’s all this then? Vervain: Your wife is cheating on you (again) Hephaestus: Aight, i’m out *leaves and never comes back for the rest of the book*

what the HECK was the ending with Trevor?? i hate Vervain so much i can’t... okay first of all- WHY did Trevor decide to have a wolf-marriage with Vervain?? he kept on going on about how she’s so beautiful, and kind, and caring... NO SHE ISN’T TREVOR!!! i’m so mad that he would pledge himself for all eternity to this girl who doesn’t even like him in that way!!! you played yourself son

also- Thor accepts the fact that Trevor is going to have to be close by to Vervain because the terms of the marriage state that Trevor will literally die without her touch, which is VERY GENEROUS of Thor... but Vervain?? ooooh i HATE her.. she has the audacity to look at Trevor with her lecherous eyes thinking about lustful things IN THOR’S OWN BED!!!!! and then she thinks to herself “oh whoops i shouldn’t be thinking that”- yeah you’re darn right you shouldn’t be thinking that!!!! whatttt is wrong with her............. 

also- where tf did Huitzilo go??? he just gave up on trying to instigate a war and vanished?? the plot was so unresolved?????? AGH!

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Bingo Card For True Beauty

Synopsis: Im Joo Kyung is a high schooler who is upbeat and positive about most things, except for her appearance! She hates the idea of being seen in public without makeup, but fortunately has become a self-taught makeup expert, with a little help from a plethora of internet video tutorials. What she has learned online has transformed her life. At school, she is known as one of the prettiest girls in class, although she secretly lives in fear of her schoolmates discovering what she looks like behind the makeup. In fact, there is only one person from school who has ever seen her minus her “mask” – Lee Su Ho. He is a top-grade student with impressive basketball skills. He is also dashingly handsome, and many of his female classmates have a crush on him. However, Lee Su Ho harbors a few dark secrets from his past, and shuns attention in class. Slowly, these two individuals become drawn together and learn more about one another’s secrets. 

Overall Main Plot: Rating - 8 out of 10 

Personally speaking, I really like dramas that center on the conception of beauty (although it is problematic because she IS pretty and it’s seen without her makeup, but like whatever I guess). I think the main thing that drew me to this point was the fact that insecurity is a big thing in this drama and watching the main lead (Ju Kyung) progress over time and grow more confident with her bare face, along with making real friends who don’t judge her from her face alone. Since that’s the main plot that drives the story, there were a couple of points that threw me off. 

High School Dramatics - maybe it’s because I’m older, but there were so many high school antics that were happening. I understand that, in Korea especially, there’s the issue of high school bullying but it was just so... dramatic. Especially with how Ju Kyung was being discovered as... ugly? I don’t even know if that’s how I would describe it. Although, I do understand that these characters are young, but the dramatics of it all in high school was more funny than annoying for me. 

Trauma - one thing that I felt needed to be addressed more was the trauma, especially Suho’s because homeboy has been through a lot. What I appreciated was the representation of him having a panic attack, but that was the only time it was addressed that he’s developed a lot of psychological issues. Obviously, Ju Kyung also has psychological issues due to her insecurity and her mother (until the end-ish when her mom found out that Ju Kyung was getting bullied, but again, a WHOLE different story). I just felt like there was less closure about these things and I really hoped that Suho would get the help he needed after everything he’s been through. 

Characters: Rating - 9 out of 10 

↣ Lim Ju Kyung [played Moon Gayoung] - wowowowow. I absolutely loved her character and her character development. She was the stereotypical female lead, but she’s absolutely precious and watching her grow as a person was so satisfying. I felt for her so much because she’s gone through so much and that’s impacted the way she’s viewed life and I just wanted her to be happy. I ultimately give her a lot of credit for trying to move on from Suho though and knowing where she wants to take her life (especially after dealing with all the heartbreak). The only real problem I had with her was her center on romance even though she couldn’t even get her grades up, but also like... it’s a romance drama, what was I supposed to expect? But she did have her own interests (make-up, horror comics, etc.) and her own personality to things. Overall, I thought she’s a great female lead and she’s absolutely precious. 

↣ Lee Suho [played by Cha Eunwoo] - okay, he’s also precious. It took a bit for me to warm up to him, but after seeing what he’s been through, I get why he would keep his distance from others. What I didn’t like was the fact that he broke up with her and then comes out of nowhere, which then he proceeds to take a longer time to apologize to her for even though he could have just... texted her, called her, something. He acted like nothing happened when he was the one who broke up with her (for a good reason, but it was still stupid to have a break up sequence that felt unnecessary). Anyways, I did like his development and how he came to mend things with Seojoon and it didn’t ruin their friendship. I also liked how he grew to have an interest towards creating music, especially after what happened with Seyeon. There was also his relationship with his father, but it was still unclear as to what happened after his mother died. But yeah, he’s also another precious bean and Suho and Ju Kyung are a great couple. 

↣ Han Seojoon [played by Hwang Inyup] - second lead syndrome hit real hard here. His character is so great, probably because he’s the soft bad boy that everyone dreams of having. I didn’t like him at first because he pushed all his anger and frustration onto Suho and tried to use Ju Kyung as a way to hurt Suho. However, he grew to understand what actually happened and also, the way he cares for his family is super cute. His friend group is also super cute because they look like a bunch of gangsters when they’re just a bunch of idiots.Again, I noted this with Suho, but when the two made up and became friends again, even though they liked the same girl... Love, love, love. Obviously, he’s also super handsome and had so many chaotic, but iconic, scenes. His character is just so great. He was casted so well and your heart hurts when you look at him. 

↣ Kang Soojin [played by Park Yoona] - okay, Soojin [episodes 1 to 9] is the best. She was so iconic and such a girl crush. After that? So far downhill that she doesn’t get recovered until the last episode. The writers did her so dirty and that’s a hill I will die on. Lowkey, Soojin and Ju Kyung should’ve gotten together but they didn’t because this is not a girl love drama and that was a major missed opportunity. Anyways, while I hated her as a second female lead, I understood her motives, in the sense of the household she was growing up in. This was important because of her character development when she apologized to Ju Kyung and realized her mistakes. It also wasn’t just out of the blue; it was a slow progression that built up to the climax and it was absolutely heartbreaking to watch because Ju Kyung and Soojin lost a best friend. But yeah, the writers did her dirty and I was crying on the inside when they made her a second female lead, when they could’ve just made Ju Kyung fall for her instead. 

Personal Notes: A major strength of this drama is the character development, for all of them. Watching them grow from their problems was so satisfying and the only reason it got docked off a point is the fact that the writers did Kang Soojin so goddamned dirty and her redemption was saved for episode 16 and I will always be angry about it. They also made Seojoon to be a more sad character who didn’t get the girl, but notes about the drama compared to the webtoon will be made in a later section. 

Romance: Rating - 9 out of 10 

I actually really liked the main couple. It was clear there was chemistry and, while I didn’t really like Suho trying to blackmail her, it was also kind of sweet because he just wanted to spend more time with her and she was just.... so dense. While Seojoon provided hard SLS, I liked Suho with Ju Kyung better because he’s seen her at a low point and so has she and they both try to support each other. They were really cute together too, especially since they spent a lot of time at the comic shop because of their aligned interest of horror comics and then they would go to the movies too to watch, even though Suho is scared. I think my favorite scene is when he took her to see Selena and she visibly brightened up. The only reason it isn’t 10 out of 10 is the one scene where Suho was jealous about Seojoon and was super possessive, but he also apologized and admitted his mistake. There was that and also the break-up, which, again, wasn’t really necessary but for the sake of the drama, it had to be there. 

Second Plot/B-Plot and Secondary Characters: Rating - 10 out of 10

Okay, first things first: Hee Kyung and Mr. Han are the cutest couple in this drama. I looked forward to seeing their romance progress more compared the main couple, primarily because they were not the standard couple we see in kdramas. The traditional gender roles were switched with Hee Kyung pursuing Mr. Han and I ate it all up because they are just super cute. Anyways, I think the secondary characters really did a great job of amping up the main plot and the romance, which is the whole point of these characters. I really didn’t like the mom, but it did transition to a better mother-daughter relationship (even though it happened near towards the end). The villainous characters got what was coming to them; the actors made me hate their characters really easily and it was amazing how upset I got at the bullies and when they got beat up, I was laughing on the floor. Again, the secondary characters really complemented the main characters and overall plot line. 

Additional Notes: 

Comparisons to the Webtoon - they really did manage to make this a kdrama. If you’re a fan of the webtoon, there are clear differences that make this a stereotypical kdrama, but (personally) I think it worked fairly well. This also meant major changes to a lot of what happened in the webtoon, so it felt so... interesting. The drama and the webtoon each have their strong points, so, while they stem from the same plot line, it was interesting to see the different routes it took. 

Bromance - Jesus Christ, I LOVED the Suho x Seojoon bromance. It was so nice to see their friendship mended and how they didn’t let romance break their bond. A lot of people talk about the bromance in this drama and it’s actually worth it. There wasn’t just the bromance between those two, but also Seojoon’s friend group, there was also Taejoon and Suho, and there was also Ju Kyung’s younger brother and Suho. It was all so great. 

The Conception of Beauty - okay, this is a major problem in a lot of Korean beauty standards, but like.... Ju Kyung isn’t ugly. I think a lot of people can agree that the whole, pimple face + glasses combo is kind of old. Compared to My ID is Gangnam Beauty (completely different dramas, but still centered on the theme of conceptualized beauty), they didn’t show the face of the “ugly” main character and I really appreciated that because it meant that the main lead perceived it as ugly rather than putting the face of “ugliness” on her. But, I really do like that the drama itself is centered on self-confidence of her bare-face, but... everyone was making it seem like she was really ugly, but like.... come on. 

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10

Recommended? 

↣ Yes: it’s a youth/school drama (most of the time), so if you’re into that, I would recommend it. Again, one of the strengths of the drama is character development and growth. Another reason to recommend this drama is that the main female lead is very lovable and you always root for her and for things to go well for her because of all the shit she’s been through. There’s also the whole concept of self-confidence, which she gains, and it’s an overall satisfying drama to watch. 

↣ No: if you’re a webtoon fan, I wouldn’t necessarily recommend it because it definitely strays from the original idea and that’s a bit off-putting to some people. This drama also has hard SLS, so if you don’t wanna have your heart broken, not recommended. They also talk about suicide and if the topic is triggering, you shouldn’t watch it. There’s also the annoying beauty standard that makes the main lead ugly and, if you’re the type to be annoyed at that, this isn’t a drama for you. 

[babbushka]

og-selene replied to your post “�� Snapdragon: What season did/do you choose to have your wedding in?��”

You can do a vow renewal

We’re going to when we hit our 10 year wedding anniversary! :,,) 

He’s just so wonderful and so handsome and so funny and smart and kind and big and strong that every time I look at him I go “wowowowow he’s so dreamy do you think he’d ask me out on a date?” as if we haven’t been together for over a decade and have 2 kids lmao!

[shannie-writes]

First Impression: First face you see in the prologue. I honestly was like "MC isn't dumb enough to fall for the earring trick, is she?" and then I was "MC, are you for real, this guy knows you don't need a mirror to put a dang earring back in your ear pls" and I'm getting off track already lol. I instantly had HCs on Comte and his overcoat confused me and why do these men have so many layers?? I wasn't too pleased that he waited as long as he did to reveal the whole vampire thing and sure, it leaves it open for multiple reveals depending on the route, but come on dude, that's just mean bringing MC in like this and leaving her to the wolves.

Current Impression: What passive feelings I first had for him were blown right out of the water in a very short time frame. I haven't had a lot of time for reading the game lately, so I have only read two routes through to the end, but wowowowow. This man is amazing and cool-headed but passionate and caring and fierce and doesn't fuck around when his precious people are in need. His love language is gift giving and he will do it all the day long if it means he can show his affections. I love him so much and he is currently sitting at my #3, but I probably have different intentions with him than a lot of others I have seen in the fandom (not that I've been exposed to too much, just from what I've seen in some fanfic/fanart at this point). He is truly a comfort character for me, similarly to Zero in IkeRev, despite their personalities being very different from each other.

Hot or Not?: Rich, Handsome, and Single? HOT! Brown/Yellow color scheme for literally his everything? Ehhh. His taste in dresses? SO GOOD. Affectionate and suggestive as hell? FUCK YES PLS. His voice? Seeeeexy af, this man is so fucking erotic.

Total Score: 4.9/5

[svtgot7reactions]

Hair Dresser - Han Mubo bulletpoint

I thought of this super randomly lol

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• so you work at the hair salon that oaca always takes their trainees to

• you mostly do hair but will do their makeup if your coworkers need help or are short staffed

• well a particularly good looking leader has really fallen for you even though he doesn’t like to admit it

• while they are all waiting to be taken back they converse amongst themselves, mostly about his fat crush on you

• you talk to the staff a bit to gauge what they’d like to see done to their hair and makeup

• after gathering enough info you call for the handsome leader Mubo

• he jumps when you say his name lol he’s so in love girl save him

• “hey how have you been?” - you trying to keep things from being awk

• “really good, these kids are a challenge tho haha” - him also trying his best

• it’s awk for a minute but he starts talking again “you've been well I hope?”

• “yes ofc, I visited my parents last week”

• so you guys got on the topic of your families while you were cutting, dying, highlighting etc etc

• when you finally got to the makeup room you asked him how he liked his freshly done hair

• “you always do my hair so well y/n” - mubo

• “ahh~ it’s my job, but I always do yours with a little extra love” - a flustered you

• “so you don’t love me y/n jie??” - stressed zuo ye peaking into the room

• you just giggle and leave Ye to think about the unanswered question while you grabbed some brushes

• but unknown to you, you also left Mubo to think about what you said

• did it really have another meaning?

• he was going crazy and clearly it was written on his face bc his buddy Qin Fen sat next to him with a smirk

• “just ask her out”

• “it’s unprofessional” - a huffy mubo

• “fine I’ll ask her out” - Fen shrugging but quickly getting grabbed before he could get too far

• “no I’ll—I’ll do it”

• so when you came back Fen vacated and everyone else did too???

• so you were just kinda chilling in the makeup room alone with him and you were sure you felt your heart racing

• mubo was screaming internally bc you look so cute when you’re focused

• “y/n?”

• your heart skipped a beat when you made eye contact w him “yes?”

• “do you..would you like to..maybe...go out sometime?” - A BLUSHING ASS MUBO WOWOWOWOW A CONCEPT

• you were so shocked that you stopped moving the eyeshadow brush and you didn’t say anything

• suddenly you were super aware of how close you were to his pink lips, his gorgeous eyes, his everything???

• “ah aha sorry I didn’t mean to—“ “I’d love to go out with you”

• “really??” - the happiest mubo

• “yes ofc” - a giggly you

• so you carry on with the makeup process and it seems so much lighter and happier than usual

• suddenly you didn’t want it to end but you knew you couldn’t be so selfish

• last but not least was the lip color, you scanned the colors before grabbing a tube and dabbing the brush in it

• “pucker”

• “y/n I never thought of you to be so forward” - he thinks he’s the funniest man alive

• “watch yourself, or I’ll really kiss you” - you snap back and start applying it to his lips

• he moved his head away from your stroke “what makes you think I don’t want that?”

• you roll your eyes and finish applying the lipstick

• when you mist the setting spray he thanks you with a hug and leaves his hand on your waist

• “I want to kiss you now, all I could think about was your lips” - pouty boy

• “I just applied the lipstick, kiss me after our first date”

• and that, he did

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Hufflepuff!Ten AU

A/N: Ugh, I finally finished this. Sorry it took so long! Hope you enjoy!

Warnings: None

ft. a flustered Johnny and a little bit of Taeyong

·         His smile is sweeter than sugar of course he’s in Hufflepuff

·         A 6th year

·         Hufflepuff’s seeker

·         Spends a lot of time out in the pitch practicing catching the snitch

·         Always the one to help first years find their class rooms and break up arguments

·         All-around a good guy so that makes him popular among the ladies

·         A lot of girls like to come to the pitch when the Hufflepuff team is practicing

·         You’re a Ravenclaw in your 6th year and you don’t know why you’re out on the pitch, but you are

·         You wanted a place to study that wasn’t the library and the pitch seemed like a good idea

·         You were wrong

·         The Hufflepuff team was practicing so there were a whole bunch of fangirls screaming “Ten!”

·         You were determined to study here so you stayed

·         You were studying Charms when you heard a fluttering near your ear

·         You thought it was just a fly or something, so you kept swatting at it

·         However, it didn’t stop so you looked up and you screamed

·         It was the snitch and a second later the seeker stops in front of you

·         “There it is”

·         You looked up and saw a boy with black hair and kind eyes smiling at you

·         “I wonder why it went to you. The snitch isn’t supposed to hide among people”

·         You grabbed the snitch and handed it to the boy, “I wonder that too”

·         “Thanks” He smiled and pocketed the snitch in his quidditch robes

·         You blushed as Ten stared at your face for a good minute

·         You were like ??? is something on your face ???

·         “What’s your name? I haven’t seen you before?” Ten asked

·         “Y/N, 6th year, Ravenclaw.” You stood up and held your hand out to him

·         What you didn’t expect was for Ten to take your hand and kiss the back of it, leaving you flustered

·         “I’m Chittaphon, but everyone calls me Ten. I’m a 6th year Hufflepuff and their seeker”

·         “I know who you are.” You giggled

·         “You do?” Ten chuckled

·         “Yeah, I mean all these girls screaming your name.”

·         Ten raised an eyebrow, “You’re interesting y/n.”

·         You flipped your hair over your shoulder, “I’ve been told”

·         A whistle sounded and Hufflepuff’s captain yelled at Ten that practice was over

·         “Well, I’ll see you around y/n?” Ten sent you one last smile as you nodded and smiled back

·         He zoomed off and you watched him

·         As you were leaving the pitch you heard Ten’s fangirls talking about Ten talking to a girl that wasn’t them and how jealous they were

·         Later that day at dinner you were sitting with your friend from Hufflepuff and told her about the encounter with Ten

·         “Oh my gosh! Ten! He’s the hottest guy in our year!” your Hufflepuff friend said

·         “He’s very handsome, I’ll admit.” You said while taking a bite into your turkey leg

·         “Why, thank you” a voice said behind you and you choked on the turkey leg.

·         Wowowowow Ten was behind you with his Gryffindor friend Johnny and his Slytherin friend Taeyong

·         Your Hufflepuff friend hit your back several times as Ten and his friends took seats around you and your friend.

·         “You okay y/n?” Ten asked and you gave him a thumbs up

·         Ten chuckled and began to talk to his friends

·         Finally, you were able to talk and you asked “why are you sitting over here? Don’t you usually sit at the Gryffindor table?”

·         “Yes, but I like your presence, so I convinced Johnny and Taeyong to sit over here with you”

·         You wanted to throw yourself out a window because BOI WERE YOU FLUSTERED

·         Your friend was hitting your thigh underneath the table

·         “Oh, that’s nice”

·         “So, are you gonna start attending more quidditch practices?” Ten asked you

·         “Uhhh, well just as long as the snitch doesn’t come near me, then maybe.”

·         “Wait, the snitch hid next to you y/n?” Johnny asked.

·         “Yeah, it was weird. I thought snitches weren’t supposed to hide among people?” You said and laid your head on your hand

·         “They aren’t. Maybe I should ask Professor Hooch” Johnny said and stood up “I’ll see you guys later”

·         For the next couple of days Ten and his friends sat next to you and your friend and Johnny had his head stuck in a book about Snitches trying to figure out why the snitch hid next to you

·         Ten also walked you to your classes and you became the envy of every girl in the school

·         Eventually you got tired of girls crowding around you every time you would enter your classes

·         “I’m sorry but could you all bug off?”

·         The girls would grumble and leave you alone

·         You stood in Herbology with all the girls whispering about you and Ten, when Ten himself came to the greenhouse door

·         All the girls were squealing and making a fuss and you were trying to snip the Venomous Tentacula’s leaves without it trying to strangle you

·         “Professor Longbottom, could I borrow y/n for a quick minute?” Ten asked

·         You looked up from your task at Ten and he smiled at you

·         “y/n the Tentacula!” your partner screamed.

·         The Tentacula had wrapped its branches around your middle and was slowly dragging you towards its mouth

·         You panicked and tried to get out of its grasp, but it was too strong

·         You could faintly hear Professor Longbottom screaming something

·         Suddenly

·         “DIFFINDO!” Ten yelled at the plant and the branches around your middle fell away

·         You fell to your knees and Ten leaned down to you

·         “Y/n?! Are you okay?!”

·         Professor Longbottom came up to you two “Miss L/N, are you alright?”

·         “I’m fine, just shaken up that’s all.” You slowly got up with Ten’s help

·         “Ten, you shouldn’t have interrupted while she was dealing with a very dangerous plant species, ten points from Hufflepuff” Professor Longbottom said, “y/n why don’t you and Ten go to the infirmary to get a potion of calming from Mrs. Pomfrey”

·         And off you went, as you exited the greenhouse the girls were all grumbling again about how close you and Ten were

·         After taking the potion you and Ten began to take a walk on the grounds

·         “Why did you want to see me earlier?”

·         “Oh! I completely forgot! Johnny figured out what the snitch hiding next to you meant and he wanted to test it out! We were supposed to meet him at the pitch!”

·         “He might still be there if we hurry?” you suggested and Ten looked at you and smiled, then he grabbed your hand and started running to the pitch with you in tow

·         You blushed as you realized that he was holding your hand

·         Johnny was still at the pitch with one broomstick and a chest that was shaking on the ground

·         “Took you two long enough, was ‘bout to say to hell with it and head back in”

·         “Sorry, y/n got into a tangle with a Venomous Tentacula” Ten explained.

·         “Well, now that you’re here let’s test this theory out and if it happens again, I will explain the conclusion, so y/n if you will head up to the stands and I’ll release the snitch”

·         Ten got on the broomstick and kicked off and you headed to the stands and sat down

·         Johnny opened the chest and released the snitch

·         About 15 minutes passed and you were starting to get bored and wished you would of brought your homework out with you

·         Soon enough though, you heard a fluttering near your ear

·         “Oh my god, it did it again” you whispered.

·         Soon enough, Ten was in front of you, “Wow, again?”

·         Ten took the snitch and you both headed down to were Johnny was smiling

·         “So, what does it mean?” you asked

·         Johnny opened his Book of Snitches and flipped to a page, “So it says here that in rare cases, and only when a seeker is solely the only one looking for the snitch, the snitch will hid among someone that the snitch feels as if the person is the other half of the seeker, in conclusion, the snitch can sometimes sniff out soulmates in a sense.”

·         You and Ten stared at Johnny

·         “You’re serious?” you asked

·         “It’s right here in the book! Look!” Johnny pointed at a paragraph on the page and you looked at it

·         He wasn’t lying

·         You looked at Ten and he smiled, “Well, that explains my ever-growing feelings towards you”

·         You blushed, “Same here”

·         Johnny gagged, “Ew, I’m cringing, get a room”

·         Ten took your hand, “Ah you’re just jealous Johnny”

·         Johnny scoffed, “Jealous? Me? Pfft as if”

·         “So, you wouldn’t mind if I did this?” you said and leaned up to kiss Ten on the cheek

·         “oF cOuRsE nOt” Johnny said while diverting his eyes

·         “What about this?” Ten asked and leaned down and kissed you right on the mouth

·         “Bloody hell, I’m out of here” Johnny stormed out of the pitch and you and Ten laughed.

·         “Well, it’s getting late, shall we head back in for dinner?” you asked and smiled up at Ten

·         “Of course, but could I get another kiss?”

·         “You’ll have to catch me!” You laughed and ran off towards the castle

·         “Oh, I will! You better be prepared because I’m not going to stop kissing you when I catch you!”

[alwayskissfrogs]

Seokjin appreciation post!

Ok, it’s time to talk about our beautiful, handsome boi that deserves all love and appreciation.

- VISUALS

- What a beautiful man, like, wowowowow

- Shoulders are everything

- He always fits any concept they throw at him, which is pretty dope

- Fashion on point

- Can rock pink anything

- F O OD M O A N S 

- “ Yaaaaah”

- “Mhmmmm”

- Loud

- Yelling is amusing

- “ S T O P.... I T”

- “ P A S T A  pasta to the P I Z Z A pizza W O W!” 

- Dad jokes are everything

- “ Unbelibubble” 

- Rapping skills are amazeballs

- Vocal skills of an actual angel

- I want him to sing to me at my funeral

- Deserves more lines

- The traffic dance is iconic

- A confident gay

- “ Brad Pitt” 

- So kind!

- Always takes care of ARMY and his members

- Cooks better than your mom

- Gordon Ramsey who?

- Just a wonderful, amazing man who deserves all the love and appreciation that we can give.

- ( slut drops)

[aggressivetapdancing]

Kissing Race HCs

Race x Reader

Requested by: @ghostkingwinchester

A/N: Enjoy!!

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- The first time you kissed Race was magical ajskahska

- And adorable

- And just !!!!! In general

- You and Race had your first kiss when the boys dared him to kiss the prettiest person in the room

- But the boys meant it as a joke

- Race thought otherwise

- You were just talking to like Katherine or something before BAM SOMEONE'S LIPS HAVE LANDED ON YOURS

- “Anyways Katherine I was just-Mmph”

- Race was really confident until he couldn’t feel you kissing back

- You weren’t kissing back bc you were just rlly stunned

- So when Race pulled back he was rlly embarrassed and he was blushing and stuttering and he covered his face with his hands

- You were just like !!!!

- A handsome boy just kissed you!!!

- AJDKAHDOWIAJAKA

- So you took your hands and brought Race’s hands down and just smiled at him

- “Why did you kiss me?”

- “The-the boys- um, they told me to-er… to kiss the prettiest person.. so I kissed you…and um-Mmph”

- You cut him off by kissing him back

- And you could feel him smile into the kiss

- And ajdkahdoks

- The first time he used tounge tho??

- O H M Y G O S H

- that tongue could work wonders

- both ways if you know what I mean ;)))

- But oh shit

- Wowowowow

- He’s a makeout king wtf

- It always ends to you getting a hickey or you being pushed against something

- But when he’s not making out with you he likes planting little kisses all over your face when you least expect it

- “Morning bab-“

- *insert plentiful face kisses here*

- He loves kissing you

- Your face,your lips, he just loves kissing you

- You’d often get into situations likes this:

- “Race! Race I’m not kidding where are y-mmph”

- Or

- “How’s the most beautiful person on earth on this fine morning?”

- “I don’t know Race, how are you?”

- *he grabs you by your waist and kisses you*

- “I was talking about you silly.”

- O R

- You’re selling papes and all of a sudden someone sweeps you off your feet literally and pushes you against a building wall and kisses you

- It’s Race obvi

- Albert: “Get a room!”

- Honestly, kissing Race was just ahskajska

[mellonjin]

im actually just screaming and shaking from seeing all the videos from the mini concert oh my god they all look so good, and did so well, not to mention the supporting armys like !!!! THEY CHANTED FOR JIN AGH MY HEART -- they performed the mic drop remix and wowowowow im just so impressed I CANT WAIT FOR ALL OF THIS TO AIR ?? OR JUST SEE HD FOOTAGE AGHHH

ahhh please i want to see hd footage too~ ppl said jin was very shy when they chanted ”worldwide handsome” and it was like he couldn’t believe it ;;;;;; jin, baby you deserve so much 💖😭

[luckyliesmith]

sorry just gotta screech and ramble for a minute...

OOOHmygod I saw Black Panther last night in IMAX and WOWOWOWOW. Hands down one of my (maybe my top) favourite marvel movie ever. THE SCORE? AMAZING. THE CINEMATOGRAPHY? AMAZING. CAST? AMAZING. THE SCRIPT? AMAZING. It's funny and exciting, gripping and heart wrenching all at the same time.

OKOYE IS MY QUEEN. She could step on my neck and I'd still be all heart eyes for her. THE WIG SCENE IS 400/10. hooolyWOW. T'Challa and his lil sis have the cutest dynamic; and Shuri is a badass in her own right and I adore her. NAKIA!!! Stunning. Epic. Gorgeous! And I love all the amazing fashion she wears like? Iconic. I want nothing but the best for her and T'Challa and I can't wait to see them again together tbh. Erik... wow... He's just so... troubled and gorgeous it's hard to not love him even tho hes the (sorta) villain. His first scene is 👀...no big spoilers but if you like handsome men making bad choices surrounded by priceless art wearing geek chic glasses this is such a win win win win win. His story line is so good and even tho hes technically the bad guy (not as bad or gross as Klaue tho) I totally felt for him. I understood his plight and reeeaallly wanted him to be saved, Erik deserved a redemption arc imo. 😞 Anyway I can't wait to see it 20 more times and need 6 sequels asap pls

[otabekskitten]

when i saw this fanart I had this idea

otayuri are constantly crossing paths but haven't met just yet, always in passing missing each other by a glance but when they finally meet face to face destiny falls into place once again >3<

they unknowingly take the same train home at night from their jobs. they see each other from time to time but they don’t think much about it. they’re off in their own world and their own lives.

one day Yuri accidentally bumps into Beka dropping his things and says

Yuri: woah sorry about that

Beka: its no problem 

Beka then helps Yuri gather his things and they touch hands on accident x3 and then they look up are like wowowowow and time just seems to stop for them both

then someone accidentally walks near Beka causing him to lean more forward and its just like well hello there handsome 

Yuri ends up breaking the eye contact while blushing and finishes getting his stuff and Beka is like oh right and then Yuri says

Yuri: ah thank you for the help kind stranger but my train is about to leave soon. so I better get going. 

and then Yuri turns his back almost about to run off to catch the train when Beka says 

Beka: wait! (while lightly grabbing onto Yuri’s wrist)

Yuri: yes? 

Beka: oh um I didn’t catch your name.

Yuri: it’s Yuri

Beka: I’m Otabek, its very nice to meet you Yuri

Yuri: its very nice to meet you Otabek

and as Yuri is about to walk away again Beka says

Beka: wait! (not wanting to stop the convo just yet >3<) what train are you taking? I mean I’m taking one too, I’m not just trying to like follow you or anything...

and he continues to ramble out of nervousness x3 Yuri laughs at this and thinks is this guy trying to flirt?? xD then he says 

Yuri: I”m taking that one right there. 

Beka: no way that’s mine too!! 

Yuri: pfft yea sure it is buddy

but continues to play along thinking maybe he’s just trying to tease Yuri or that they probably won’t cross paths again 

they end up talking on the entire train ride back to their places and they continue to meet up after work and so on again and again and fall in love c:

they go on mini dates on the train ride, they talk about each other’s days, they exchange numbers and text each other constantly, they go to the movies from time to time, and sometimes when one of the boys finish work sooner the other than they wait for their love with flowers in hand <3

♡ they soon start their lives together finding each other again after so long because its natural that they were together in previous lives before destiny is at work once again ♡