#HE'S SOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[teddybeartoji]

This thought has been sitting in my head for awhile now, think I might write a fic or a drabble or sum abt it but anyway...

Thinking abt mean Toji who forces you into the bathroom with him in a public men's toilet, and forces you to sit down underneath the urinal, making you watch him piss. He makes you stick your tongue out of your mouth, and he pushes his thumb in your mouth to suck on it while he pisses in the urinal. You whine around his thumb pathetically, wishing his cock was in your mouth instead, but once he finishes pissing in the urinal, he quickly removes his thumb from your mouth and shoves his dick into your mouth to clean him up <33 and as a little treat you get to taste and smell that fresh piss right off of him hehe <3

HDKRKEKWKYMGJTJWKHSNYNSLBNXKDKEJWKBDKKDKZBWKRSNHNJRKWLGBKDJXOSBFKSBEKWBFKWKCKDBDHRKWJFJSJFJSJEJWJEBW THE WAY MY MOUTH ACTUALLY FELL OPEN HELLLOOOO??????? JAYCE ME AND YOU FUCKING WHENN?????? THIS IS SO HOTJSHFJDDJBSHFJS

OHHHH NOT BUT HE'S SUCH A DIRTY OLD MAN (🤭🤭🤭🤭). he loved the way you look down on your knees and he loooooves all of the things he can make you do..... like you knowwwww he's getting hard the second you take him in your mouth🥴🥴🥴 AND WIAT HELLO THE FACT THAT IT'S A PUBLIC ONE TOOOOFUUUUCKKKKK YOU'RE KILLING MEEEEEE I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH PLEASE OF YOU DO WRITE A LONGER THING TAG ME PLEASE PRETTY PLEASEEEEE

[soracities]

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

[batfamfucker]

We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.

[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[saphizzle]

A break from art to bring you:

unbearably sad beast

[menlove]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[vonnegutcunt]

I'm al

[keepersofmyheart]

B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW

🤣🤣🤣

[ghostsgerard]

cas is gay

[dykerory]

sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

[kakashitting]

sasuke in the higher up hokage meetings after naruto pardoned him even though everyone in the village hates his ass making eye contact with shikamaru glaring holes in him across the room

[8512121589]

klavier

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die

[lovely-v]

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

[lazyflan]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who will refuse to call facebook "meta".

I literally live in fandom spaces, if I search "meta" somewhere and facebook appears first I'm going to personally go kick zuckerberg's ass.

[pogaytosalad]

I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying.

Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling

Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe this bird is real.

I imagine i could bounce one like a basketball and it would be perfectly fine.

This bird is perfect. This is my new favourite bird