#HELL YEAAHHH!!!!

[comhedge]

Keanu Reeves as Shadow ......

[bobapplesimblr]

IM GETTING MY NAILS DONE TODAY YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

I’LL POST PICS OF IT WHEN I GET HOME!!! I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM GONNA GET, HOPEFULLY, LIGHT SPARKLY NAILS WITH BOWS!!!!! HOPEFULLY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[throwaway-yandere]

“Be sure not to forget the lessons a "God" has taught you, Ajax, lest you will be done for.”

[hauntingblue]

"If you're going to behave like children, then I will be your daddey" what a delivery.... excellent... chefs kiss

[cowardlysimon]

I like messing with these AI bots cuzz why not

and Plastic, Man, is actually insane

he scares me so much 😭

all this started cuz I said he tried to eat Green, Lantern, once (he did)

[lovphobic]

the horror of waking up to a message from friend ab bf not answering to get him (friend) home from classes and knowing damn well it's bc i spent like an hour trying to get him (bf) to let me let him go to sleep and he just wouldnt let me. and having to explain that to friend. nodding sagely but also giggling. sorry dude im the fucking puppet master 🤷‍♀️

[4525yaoi]

i love you winter <3

[agreekdemigod]

Lets fucking go

[fairymint]

I'm seeing an 'accidental nudes' meme on the dash, and while largely i wanna file it under 'that wouldn't happen'

if it would, it'd be very clearly accidental. like the message would say something like 'here's that pokemon pic btw' or something w/ intent and it's just. the wrong file-

[lexa-griffins]

Emily dancing at the club scene??!!

[normansnt]

Even

(Hazbin Rozie x soft!male reader.)

No warnings (not proof read)

You tried to tiptoe as quietly as possible through your and your wives house. You didn't know that the trail of blood you were leaving would give you away in the morning anyways.

"You're home late" you heard the lovely voice of your dear wife while she sat on the sofa and turned on the light on the small table besides it.

You exhaled through your nose.

"Yeaahhh..." was all you could get out of

When Rosie took in your form more carefully she saw the beaten state you were in.

"Oh dear, what happened to you" she sounded more sympathetic now and rushed to your side to help you sit down

"Hahh, you should see the other guy...he got out without a scratch it was honestly pretty impressive" you said with honest astonishment.

You have been getting into fights at bars lately...a lot. Why? Well the answer was rather easy really, your wife was the Rosie. A powerful overlord in hell and leader of cannibal town. She was powerful, strong, cunning, smart and most of all feared because of those qualities.

And you...well, you weren't weak not by any means but you were just...soft, to put it lightly. While other boys fought you enjoyed chasing a butterfly. You were a very kind soul and opted to see the good in people. You were a fallen angel, after all.

When you met Rosie you were the same dork you are now, you just liked to draw and she is very beautiful so you asked if you could draw her. Thats how you two met 10 years ago.

As time passed by, you fell in love with her, however you would have never guessed that a powerful woman like herself would fall for someone like you. Alas she did and after some time being together you got married.

Since Rosie was quite the public figure, people, of course, knew about your engagement and they had their own opinions, mostly bad ones.

The people of cannibal town thought Rosie deserved someone tough, not to protect her she can do that to, but to match her, to be her equal.

And you thought so too. It was a true wonder why she was still with you, really.

"(Y/N)"

The powerful voice of your beloved got you out of your thoughts.

"*sigh* are you thinking about what others are saying again?" She questioned looking at you sadly.

You looked away ashamed.

"My love" she slowly put her hand on your cheek and made you look at her.

"I have told you countless times but I wont stop until you get it into your head. I.Love.You their opinions do not matter, especially when they dont know you like I do, for if they did they would know that you have the strongest heart I have ever witnessed, you might not like fights and blood spill but I know for a fact that when its really needed you will step up, and thats what really matters." She smiled at you kindly.

"Also, I like violence plenty so we make the perfect pair" she grinned at you manically.

You really didn't know how you got so lucky as to have such an amazing wife. You let out a chuckle and kissed her.

"Thank you" you smiled lightly

"Of course dear, now go wash up and lets go to bed I'm tired" she said exhausted while she stood up and walked to your shared bedroom.

You smiled to yourself, sure you weren't a big fan of violence but you hat a cannibal as a wife, you guys kinda evened each other out.

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Yall I know I said Id proof read tham and than post but I LOVE this one so much its short but so good😭

ALSO, ROSIE IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH LIKE I LOVE HER SM ROSIE PLS MARRY ME😖

ANYWAYS

I hope you enjoyed your reading ladies, gentleman and others, good afternoon good evening and good night🧡🦖

[writingfromasgard]

How unhinged is dustball

First encounter with KorTac? She yelled "MY BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS. THATS HOW WE FUCKIN' DO IT." Roach backed her up with a solid "YEAAHHH."

I don't think a sane person would spend 90% of their life crawling in vents.

Ever wondered why Price always has cigars? It's her. He doesn't ask how she 'procures' a nearly $80 cigar occasionally. Not when he's enjoying it.

Ghost is concerned about how there's a bottle of bourbon on his desk every couple of months.

Soap is aggravated over who the hell keeps dropping off bubble bath in his locker.

Gaz started leaving things in exchange to see what he'd get back. Left a pen. He got a picture frame. Left a single chocolate. Got a sock. Left a pack of batteries. Got an autographed photo of Dustball.

[robinoullea]

omg this is so old and messy and i kinda hate it but this AU has been haunting me since... months ago so uuuhhh yeaahhh it's like a zombie apocalypse but the zombies are dumb as hell so a pair of 16 y/o can have a remote chance of surviving on their own for more than a year ... hope that makes sense no se inglés alv

[drangues]

i read this fic by @inky-iridescence and loved it so much i ignored my shame and dmed them for mikes superhero suit design so all credit to That goes to them! um. yeah, MIKE AS A SUPERHERO EVEYONE SAY HELL YEAAHHH *kicks chair down and collapses*

[ideas-4-stories]

Cross Guild Romance Prompt: It's a regular day on Karai Bari until the alarms are raised as bodies start to wash up on the shore. It's a devastating and horrific sight, especially when they see that there are women and children among the dead. Buggy sees some debris floating towards the island and is shocked to see a pair of tiny little bodies clinging to it. Mihawk wastes no time swimming out to the debris and rescuing the two young survivors clinging to it. The children are a brother and sister these adorable pale eyed twins who are just 5 or 6 years old. Mihawk, Buggy, and Crocodile rush the barely alive kids to hospital where they thankfully recover, and when they go to see the twins, it is love at first sight between them all. The siblings practically pounce of Mihawk the moment he comes near. Buggy and Crocodile are surprised when they see how gentle and good Mihawk is with them and they both kinda fall in love right then and there. Mihawk and Crocodile have the same thing happen to them when Buggy chop chops himself to get the kids to laugh, and then Mihawk and Buggy fall for Crocodile when he gently uses his sand powers to help clean the kids up some more. The kids share the harrowing and heartbreaking tale of what happened, how the captain of the ship they were on had just gone nuts and decided to intentionally wreck the ship, their poor parents lifting them onto the debris they were found on before the ship full on sank on them. It's gutwrenching, but Buggy, Mihawk, and Crocodile come together to take care of these new arrivals to Cross Guild. It's the crash-course is triple parenthood not only for Mihawk, Buggy, and Crocodile, but for their main crew as well, with these two little darlings causing all kinds of happy cute chaos and deciding that their three protectors/new foster dads need to get married so they can be a proper family.

Oh dear, those poor children. Man, why the hell did that captain just decided to go nuts. That’s a question I really want answered, but I might never know. Was the kids the only ones that survived? I mean if there are other people that survived it, they could tell why the captain decided to go fucking nuts and crash the boat.

I’m glad Buggy spotted those kids so Mihawk could get them to safety. The two must of saw Mihawk coming to help them if the twins go to Mihawk when the leaders can go and see them. The love started with them seeing each other being kind and caring to kids is great.

Buggy doing little shows just for the twins, whether it's puppet shows (like @wyvernslovecake’s puppet show with Buggy, Crocodile, and Mihawk having puppets styled after them, which is such a fun idea) or card tricks or like Richie lazily going to through hoops causing Buggy to be dramatically “annoyed” with it. Mihawk and Crocodile would be watching the shows when they can. Do they make time for it… maybe?

Mihawk is definitely taking them to his gardens and teaching them how to be a gardener because that's very useful to know those things. Also, he will teach swordsman training if the twins want to (I’m sure one of them would want to) Mihawk would be cooking their meals and Buggy might be helping at times if Mihawk lets him. Of course, Mihawk will embroider the kids’ clothes if they want it to happen or when they accidentally tear their clothes.

Crocodile would totally teach the kids how to bargain, so they would get the better out of a deal. Unfortunately for the trio, the twins started using it on them… Yeaahhh, neither Mihawk or Buggy are happy with Crocodile about that. I can see Buggy and Mihawk are making sure Crocodile doesn't teach the kids gambling. Moving on, Crocodile being the one with most of the money of Cross Guild, he will be spoiling the twins. He would, we all know he will.

The Cross Guld inner circle are totally babysitters when the trio can’t take care of the twins because of work or wanting personal time to relax and chill. Alvida is definitely the wine aunt, she is giving fashion tips (maybe one of the twins might get into fashion or not) Cabaji and Mohji are the excited uncles, so happy to spend time with their niece and nephew. Mohji and Richie are showing the kids all the show animals and the Wanis on the island while Cabaji is showing them acrobatics and unicycling. Galdino is the uncle in charge of the tea parties because he's great at them while Daz is teaching them self-defense and teaching them the best poker face for when they are convincing everyone they definitely weren't the ones stealing from the cookie jar. All of Buggy’s followers are keeping a eye out for the kids too.

I kinda of want the twins to be very chaotic in the sense of pranking people. Some people blame Buggy because he somewhat a pranker, he was hardcore when he was younger and the twins doing pranks makes Buggy want to get back into the groove of pranking people again.

So Buggy is loving the pranking and is in cahoots with the twins. They won't ever in a million-billion years say it, but Crocodile and Mihawk have laughed at many of the pranks the twins have come up with on their own or with Buggy helping the brainstorm process.

The twins are definitely going to get their foster parents to marry. Somehow the kids will find a way to have this happen. All I know that it might take months or a year to do it, but they will get it done and there’ll be a flashy wedding for them. The twins are going to be the ringbearer and flowerchild in that wedding, no doubt about. Richie is going to help the flowerchild and a Wani will be helping the ringbearer.

[randomthefox]

Episode 31 of Ghost Game!

Adorable<3

I love him<3

What the FUCK is WITH this show!?

LITERALLY SENTIENT PUDGE FACES FROM PREY ABSORBED BY THE SWORD

THIS SHOW IS FUCKING VORE PILLED, HALF OF THESE GOD DAMN EPISODES HAVE BEEN SO VORE CODED, IT'S NOT EVEN MY FAULT

anyway >3>

The katana is clearly inspired by a real Japanese folk legend, about swords forged by the smith Muramasa! He forged cursed swords that when you draw it out from its scabbard, you're possessed with a bloodlust and are incapable of putting the sword back in its sheath until you've cut someone down with it. It's also the inspiration for a Vanillaware video game which is very good! =3

YOU FUCKING NERD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH<3

ZABUMOOOONNNNN SWEEP HELLS YEAAHHH!!!!

this fucking Black Gatmon is cracking me up every single time he shows up I swear to god x3