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[lolliudo]

The Kiss

[spoonmoment69420]

for jjba request can we plz plz plz have a giorno,,,<333

[graysodacan]

💕❄️ ~ ibuki & shima ^_^

[un77404]

hi

hello dearest mewtual 74n5n. meowful day

[faggottrocities]

[dukeoftheblackstar]

So, David Bowie. The whole thing where he thought he's gone irrelevant. Thoughts?

[ *Screams* ]

I cannot link you resource atm but yes. There was a time in his life, a time in his beautiful, beautiful, beautiful colorful life that he had the AUDACITY to ask himself whether he was still relevant — the SHEER AUDACITY of this embodiment of perfection to doubt himself and his contribution to my life, your life, the sun, the moon, the stars, all the mkfn clouds and their moody bullshit, the planets, the galaxy, your mom, your dad, your dog, your cat, the serpent that hides in your basement, that bitch you wanna strangle at work —

THE UNABASHED AUDACITY OF THIS KING TO EVEN EVEN CONSIDER HIS RELEVANCY LIKE.. EXCUSE ME SIR?

I am offended. I am beyond offended. I'm telling you friend. I will square up with the king himself.

But yes, he did. And it's a beautiful thing because:

Humility. - "I've got seven days to live my life and seven ways to die."

Reflection. - "Who said, "Time is on my side?""

Acceptance of the ever changing time. - [ Oh you know this, baby. Come boogie with me. Have some bit of Ziggy ♪ ] "Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older."

He's done something. Yeah, something seemingly small but seemingly big. Massive. Global. Galactical. "[ If you skip this please I will hunt you down and make you listen to this beautiful masterpiece that is the Thin White Duke. ] "There are you, you drive like a demon from station to station. The return of the Thin White Duke, throwing darts in lovers eyes."

But still. Uncertainties though? - "Cling to me for we're like creatures of the wind".

Yes, but we push through. We hang on. - "Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe ~ put your ray gun to my head ~ press your space face close to mine, love ~Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah ♥"

We don't let our king down because he never let you down. - [ Beautiful boys and bad girls, your break time is over ♪ ~ too good to not break this because babe, dance your little dance ♥] "

And though my days were slipping by And nights so cruel I thought I'd die She danced her little dance 'til it made me cry She was shaking like this honey doing that

So dig deep. Be that bitch. Be the new killer star.

I got a better way I discovered a star I got a better way Ready, set, go I got a better way A new killer star I got a better way Ready, set, go

Be a mfkn dolphin and swim, ya cute bitch ♥ Now watch this cute ho smile and kinkshame you in jest. Listen to him laugh. Listen to him howl. Such a babe. Such a chatty king. Shut him up ♥

And then lastly ♥

You are not alone. Never alone.

This is my signature. On all emails. On everything.

Don't stay in a sad place Where they don't care how you are Everyone says 'hi'

[platywarp]

" what's happening- where am i- "

[eligobrrrrr]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! so I just finished watching Karakasa and naturally I came online to peek into the fandom. I've noticed people referring to the Medicine Seller in this movie as Kon. now when I first saw the trailer I obviously noticed that his design was different. I chalked that up to them just mixing stuff up for the movie. obviously in the movie his alternate form when he draws his sword is also very different from how it looked in the original series. is this a different guy? is that why he's called Kon?

Hi hello! Thanks for the ask! You'd be correct this medicine seller is a completely different guy than the one from the original series

I am not 100% knowledgeable on this topic so pick some of the stuff I say with a pinch of salt

After the movie was released in japan the director made a huge lore drop about the existence of a total of 64 medicine sellers as there are 64 hexagrams in the Bagua, the fandom collectively decided to nickname the two canon medicine sellers we have as of now depending on the sword they wield, having the movie medicine seller as Kon as he said he wielded that sword, and series medicine seller as Ri since, if I'm not mistaken, him wielding the Ri was part of the lore drop that the director gave

I'd highly recommend either checking the translations of some of the lore drops that happened or nacch-an's Lore Crash Course!

Tbh I think we all thought it was the same guy as in the series with a different design before the director told us, we've all been there jksdhfjkdshfks

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat Chatfic

*Siffrin has added Isabeau, MIRABELLE PLUMS, Odile, Bonnie and Petronille*

Siffrin: Hi.

Bonnie: Wtc

MIRABELLE: What is this?

Siffrin: Groupchat.

Petronille: Why?

Siffrin: Because. I’m lonely and it’s 2 am

Bonnie: go bother za

Siffrin: No

And plus he’s on here

Isabeau: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

MIRABELLE: Hi!

Petronille: Good change why are ther so many is

Isabeau: idk bc its fun

MIRABELLE: Yeah :)

Siffrin: So this is the groupchat

Bonnie: Weres Dile

Odile: *Where’s

Isabeau: Ther you are Madame

Odile: Rejoyce.

Petronille: ok these names are boring hold on

*Petronille changed their name to Nille*

*Nille changed MIRABELLE’s name to Mira*

*Nille changed Siffrin’s name to Star*

*Nille changed Bonnie’s name to Bonbon*

*Nille changed Isabeau’s name to Za*

*Nille changed Odile’s name to Hardcover Book To The Head*

Nille: That’s better

Hardcover Book To The Head: Why is this my name.

Nille: Remember when you hit Siffrin in the head with a book

Threatened to but still

Hardcover Book To The Head: …Fair point.

Star: omg tysm Nille

Nille: Why

Star: My name i like it

Nille: ur welcome

Bonbon: Why do they get a cool name

Nille: It fits with how much he talks about stars

Mira: with that logic, Petronille’s name should be having a lot of hair.

*Isa changed Nille’s name to Long hair enthusiast*

Long hair enthusiast: I know where you sleep Isabeau

Isa: Oh change I’m so scared

Star: Yes ok we get it, you think you’re edgy

Long hair enthusiast: AFTER I GAVE YOU THAT NAME

Long hair enthusiast: THAT’S IT 

*Long hair enthusiast changed Star’s name to wannabe edgelord*

wannabe edgelord: BLIND YOU WOMAN

Hardcover Book To The Head: Siffrin, with all due respect, leave cursing people out in other languages for when we’re actually awake. I want to partake, I can’t if I’m half asleep

 wannabe edgelord: Fine

Gn ya’ll

Isa: gn sif

Mira: Goodnight!

Long hair enthusiast: night

Bonbon: gud night

Hardcover Book To The Head: Goodnight.

*Isa and five others went offline.*

[darkbluekies]

HI HI HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! <33

Hedwig anon here, sorry its been EONS since I was here, but i finally came back after a internet hiatus.

also

ITS MY BIRBDAYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE YOU SMMMMMMM

*throws glitter and skitters away*

Hedwig Anon <3

ps: I'm binge reading your stuff rn and im obsessed with mermaid darlng so cuteeee

Img I'm so sorry for answering this too late!! I'm so happy that you're back and i hope that your birthday was fun🥹

[honeymochibubbletea]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >:3

How are you? :]

I wanted to ask if u could do a fanfic of Charlie being completely exhausted from everything. like- her keeping her hero reputation up, the hero choices, tasks and etc, to the point she doesn't get enough sleep, doesn't eat drink enough and it all comes to the point where phantasmo got kinda concerned... But only a little ofc-

Like-

😭 I'm so lazy to draw- so a little doodle should help- lol

Ohayoooo I am well at the moment, yes thank you :3

And yes buddy! One fanfic coming right up! :D

“When your favorite (beloathed) hero is too stubborn to sleep…”

Phantasmo started questioning why the last few days have been so calmly quiet around Telltown…

He decided to pay Charlie a visit. When he arrived at his arch nemesis’s home, he veryyy “”politely”” kicked the front door down and started searching for Charlie:

When he went to the heroine’s room, he saw her tied up on her bed and Carter giving her a sermon:

Carter: and that’s why- *turns around* GYYYYAAAAAHHHH!! PHANTASMO! STOP COMING TO OUR HOUSE LIKE AN APPARI… oh, sorry for that…

Phantasmo: nah, i don’t get easily offended by this type of thing… but why is your sister tied to her bed?

Charlie: BECAUSE CARTER INSISTS THAT I NEED SLEEP! I AM SLEEPING JUST FINE! THIS IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS!

Phantasmo: stop shouting woman! Jesus…

Carter: no! You AREN’T! You’ve been saving everyone and work yourself way too hard on your workouts! You. Need. SLEEP!

Charlie: Bulllshiiii… z z z…

Carter: *sigh* oh Charlie… what am i going to do with you…?

Phantasmo: . . .she’s having broken sleep, not eating well enough and not drinking enough water… am i right?

Carter: yeah… sometimes the townsfolk expect way too much from us… but mostly Charlie…

Phantasmo: . . .say no more, i am going to kidnap your sister and make sure people won’t pester her.

Carter: o-oh…! Thank- wait… kidnap?

*phantasmo cuts the ropes and starts dragging Charlie to his mansion*

Carter: H-hey…! How can i be sure you won’t hurt my sister like you-

Phantasmo: oh shush, i am just going to keep her locked up in a cabin on my lab to keep the dumbsfolk from nagging her… *whispering to himself:* maybe 3 or 4…

Carter: 3 or 4 what?

Phantasmo: …

Carter: i heard that, 3 or 4 what.

*Phantasmo keeps slowly dragging Charlie while she murmurs quietly*

Carter: hey, you could at least carry her like the lady she is.

Phantasmo: nah. She’s fine being dragged like this.

When Phantasmo finally brought Charlie to his mansion, he laid her down on his bed and went to the kitchen to make some noodle soup to his “favorite” heroine.

Charlie: uuurghhh… can’t you make those dinosaurs shaped chicken nuggets? Or a burger with fries?

Phantasmo: no.

Charlie: you’re a bummer.

Phantasmo: and you are annoying, spoiled and sound like a child instead of a woman on her 20’s

Charlie: says the guy who has a literally mansion and loads of money since birth.

Phantasmo: …i may have been born on a privileged household but, the money i made was from honest work and sweat. When i turned 17, i moved out of my parents house and became rich with my inventions.

Charlie: uhhuh, sureeee… “honest work and sweat”… are we talking about the same person or ghost here?

Phantasmo: . . .fuck you.

Charlie: it’s funny how you always tell me that when I’m right~ :p

Phantasmo: you literally aren’t though.

Charlie: i am~

Phantasmo: no, no you’re aren’t.

Charlie: *smiles smugly* yes i-!

Phantasmo: *shoves hot noodle soup into Charlie’s mouth with a spoon* shut and eat.

Charlie: AAAHHHH HOT, HOT, HOOOOOT!!!

Phantasmo: heh~

[marylily-my-beloved]

I HAVENT TALKED TO UOU IN AGES HI

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOW ARE YOU???? <£333

[fatherxvincent]

HI VINNY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <333

Hey, there you are!

[dmitrigivesgoodblood]

so i recently finished "angel's blood" and i gotta talk to somebody! i'm obsessed with the way raphael and elena are so drawn to each other. it's such a great back and forth, with elena being so strongly resistant to raphael's high-handed ways that i kinda wish it was more of a slow burn?? also, that scene when he goes invisible and she reaches out to touch him? and he can't help but put her fingers in his mouth??? i EVAPORATED. i no longer have a corporeal form.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

OMG, talk to me, tell me everything! I will warn you it has been a WHILE since I read Angel's Blood so I'm fuzzy on the details but thank you for messaging and reminding me about the book that started all of this. And their relationship only gets better, anon! It is *chef's kiss*. You're going to meet so many other amazing characters and couples, I'm so excited for you!

Have you picked up the next book? Who's your favorite side character? Tell me all the things!

[gyllenhaalstories]

Laurie!! 💛 (sorry, I just live in your inbox now 💖)

I'm back on duty and I'm here to tickle the collective fandom brain.

With Presumed Innocent coming out soon (aaaah), I would just like to hear all your thoughts on Rusty. 

Is he guilty? If so, would we still do unholy things with him (duh, obviously)? Or is he just an innocent little guy and only guilty of cheating and murdering pussy? He obviously likes being choked and I'm not complaining. What else might he like? Is he a pancakes or bacon/scrambled egg breakfast kinda guy? He does need his protein tho, for several reasons... 👀

Please let me/us know all your thoughts and hopes for the new show and the character we're blessed with this summer, thank youuuu.

Paying my Rusty tax for inspiration ✨ (again)

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 💖 it's so good to see you in my asks again, daphne! thank you for the rusty tax (and the painful reminder that i wish this was ME) and the great questions! i've thought about that man A LOT but the majority of those thoughts are just about how badly i need him so... they're not too constructive... let's see what my -1 brain cell comes up with pretty much on the spot! 🤭

i don't think he's guilty. since the first teaser, i just had the feeling that he's innocent and his wife killed carolyn. clearly he has a talent for lying and manipulating facts (isn't it essentially his job?), he even lied to his therapist in one of the recent clips i saw! trying to lie to the human equivalent of a lie detector is both bold and dumb. he's clearly not completely innocent. cheating on your wife is bad but when your wife is ruth negga it's DOUBLE bad! i watched a quick interview of the woman who plays carolyn and oof. renate has something special. so i kind of get it <3 but i am better than a man and i would not ruin my marriage! the text messages and calls he's sending her are also very bold and dumb. he should know better than anyone how to avoid looking guilty. the dna, the messages, the stalking, the affair that was not so hidden since they were going out together and everything, this is just so stupid! he'd probably be so mad if he defended a client who basically did everything he shouldn't do and now tries to plead for innocence. i'm interested to see if we get an insight on how an attorney of his prestige and of his rank can turn into the most stupid person you've ever met. i mean, we know how, he's desperate to get his dick wet. but still, maybe there's more to it. maybe carolyn isn't that sweet, smart, picture perfect girl either. i'm giving her the side eye too.

i'm soooo excited for the show!!! my only point of reference is defending jacob so i like to compare both series. defending jacob had some really good twists so i expect the same from presumed innocent. in my opinion, one of the most powerful plot twists in defending jacob included the mother, laurie (i can still hear chris evans saying i love you laurie it was an amazing moment <3). so maybe that's why i focused on barbara sabich right away. i don't know, i'm so curious to see. i want to watch the original movie after the series, just to compare as well. i might never do it but at least i'm planning on it! anyway. can we just take a moment to appreciate how crazy it is to have this kind of show as your first television project? jake really popped off with this and his acting is absolutely insane in what we've seen so far! everyone in the cast seems solid. i'm guessing they showed most of the freaky sexy scenes in the trailers already to tease the audience, but i'm curious to know if there is more of that good stuff that they're hiding! i'm also looking forward to watch jake and peter saarsgard on screen again! and the glasses. i can't word vomit all of this and not bring up the glasses. now that we know jake is practically legally blind, i proclaim myself the protector of his corneas and i demand that he wears glasses more often. my motivation is purely selfless and it's not because i fold like a folding chair at the sight of jake with glasses (vision pun intended).

i saved the best stuff for last apparently! but mmm. what is that man into? i can't cook to save my life so he's eating cereals for breakfast. i'm kidding! (well not really but still). we know he's into choking, finger sucking, doggy style, public sex/sneaking away in a public setting, he loves the thrill of forbidden things and we see how touchy he is with carolyn so i'm guessing he's into marking because it's like a proof of something that is happening in secret of others? idk, just thinking. i don't know if his stalking habits fall into kinky or just regular obsession over the one thing he can't have under his total control, but i'd lowkey like it if he extended his stalking with some spicy elements. the way he holds on to carolyn, touches her everywhere, it's giving possessive and i love it. the ring though. oh the ring. why doesn't he take it off? does carolyn like it, does she get off knowing she has a taken man under her spell, that this greek god of a man prefers her to his wife? does rusty like the reminder of his cheating? does he like the self-inflicted guilt and pain of being reminded of his horrible and immoral actions? i think there's definitely some masochist tendencies in him. he's so quick to apologize for everything like oh no i might have killed a woman but i'm sorry tho </3 he might loooove the fake pity and fake apologies. whether he uses this tactic or if it's used on him does not really matter. to put it briefly: rusty is a FREAK and i want to be the somebody who matches his freak!

thank you for doing this, daphne! it was so fun to ramble pure nonsense fuelled by the sad 2 hours of sleep i've gotten last night 😭 i can't wait to read this tomorrow and be weirded out by how little sense it makes. i especially can't wait to read this after watching the entire series and seeing how wrongggg i was. it will be just as much fun as writing all of this! mwah mwah ily! 💖💖💖

[luna---lovegood]

meow

You seem cool

(Hi from Queer to the Core)

Bark bark.

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I dub thou Shooketh (🙀)