#HI. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[lolliudo]

The Kiss

[arc-archernar]

hi

hello dearest mewtual 74n5n. meowful day

[possession1981-moving]

SEONGMIN Groovy (Jp. Version), 2023

[eggyolkguzzler]

Congrats dude!! *biiiig hug!*

-Neeks

THANKS, BRO!

*HUGE squeeze!*

[dukeoftheblackstar]

So, David Bowie. The whole thing where he thought he's gone irrelevant. Thoughts?

[ *Screams* ]

I cannot link you resource atm but yes. There was a time in his life, a time in his beautiful, beautiful, beautiful colorful life that he had the AUDACITY to ask himself whether he was still relevant — the SHEER AUDACITY of this embodiment of perfection to doubt himself and his contribution to my life, your life, the sun, the moon, the stars, all the mkfn clouds and their moody bullshit, the planets, the galaxy, your mom, your dad, your dog, your cat, the serpent that hides in your basement, that bitch you wanna strangle at work —

THE UNABASHED AUDACITY OF THIS KING TO EVEN EVEN CONSIDER HIS RELEVANCY LIKE.. EXCUSE ME SIR?

I am offended. I am beyond offended. I'm telling you friend. I will square up with the king himself.

But yes, he did. And it's a beautiful thing because:

Humility. - "I've got seven days to live my life and seven ways to die."

Reflection. - "Who said, "Time is on my side?""

Acceptance of the ever changing time. - [ Oh you know this, baby. Come boogie with me. Have some bit of Ziggy ♪ ] "Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older."

He's done something. Yeah, something seemingly small but seemingly big. Massive. Global. Galactical. "[ If you skip this please I will hunt you down and make you listen to this beautiful masterpiece that is the Thin White Duke. ] "There are you, you drive like a demon from station to station. The return of the Thin White Duke, throwing darts in lovers eyes."

But still. Uncertainties though? - "Cling to me for we're like creatures of the wind".

Yes, but we push through. We hang on. - "Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe ~ put your ray gun to my head ~ press your space face close to mine, love ~Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah ♥"

We don't let our king down because he never let you down. - [ Beautiful boys and bad girls, your break time is over ♪ ~ too good to not break this because babe, dance your little dance ♥] "

And though my days were slipping by And nights so cruel I thought I'd die She danced her little dance 'til it made me cry She was shaking like this honey doing that

So dig deep. Be that bitch. Be the new killer star.

I got a better way I discovered a star I got a better way Ready, set, go I got a better way A new killer star I got a better way Ready, set, go

Be a mfkn dolphin and swim, ya cute bitch ♥ Now watch this cute ho smile and kinkshame you in jest. Listen to him laugh. Listen to him howl. Such a babe. Such a chatty king. Shut him up ♥

And then lastly ♥

You are not alone. Never alone.

This is my signature. On all emails. On everything.

Don't stay in a sad place Where they don't care how you are Everyone says 'hi'

[platywarp]

" what's happening- where am i- "

[bass-borot]

😇🙋🐰💘🪟

😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)

🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy

🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet

💘 - Parasocially in lust with you

🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked

[maythray]

i miss my dad (king spade)

[beomiracles]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii may i request a bonus scene for fucking perv?? congrats on 500!

500 BASH SPECIAL

#serene adds ✎... missed pervy soobin idc idc idc !!! not proofread! cw fingering, perverted and sick behaviour from soobin but reader is a freak who likes it too, yippie!

read full fic here !

Perhaps it had been a bad idea to let the pervy loser from your grade fuck your brains out a week ago. A whole seven days later and he wouldn’t stop trailing behind you at every given opportunity. Before he had at least tried to be a little subtle about it, now he blatantly stared at the curve of your ass as you bent down to pick up the book you’d dropped. Not to mention the multiple times he’d walked past you in the hallways, hands lingering on your waist as he brushed his hard on against your leg. It was never enough for anyone else to notice, only you. 

You knew that you should be disgusted by his actions; especially when he’d sent you a printed picture of yourself, the paper wrinkly and soggy from being drenched in his cum. Sick fucking freak, you thought as you shoved the paper in the trashcan. But in truth, his small courses of perverted action against you only turned you on even further, did that make you the bigger freak? 

The next day you wait for him. You both took English literature before lunch and as the classroom slowly filled out you stayed by your desk, twirling your pen between your glossed lips as your gaze remained on the window, watching the golden leaves falling from the trees. As the classroom door shuts, the room is enveloped in silence and you turn around in your chair only to find Soobin already looming over your desk. 

You flinch as you peer up at him, fuck how long had he been standing there. That sick motherfucker. “What?” You sneer as you shoot him a small glare, dismissing the fact that you had stayed behind in the hopes that he would too. Soobin shifts on the spot as his gaze flickers down to your chest, the cleavage of your tight top on full display. “Freak”, you mutter as you snap your fingers in front of his face. 

“Why have you been following me all week?” You question as you watch him with a small frown. He only shrugs as his hands dig into the pockets of his jeans. Rolling your eyes you get back from your chair as you walk over to him. “If you wanted to fuck me that bad you could’ve just asked, I mean, sent a text? Call? Like normal people do.” — He doesn’t reply and just as you’re about to go off on him again he suddenly pushes you up against your desk.

Your mouth falls open as you clutch onto the wood behind you. Soobin’s face is suddenly inches from you, his lips practically grazing your own glossy ones. “Would you have picked up if I called?” He murmurs as his hand pushes your skirt up above your thighs, eyeing the thin lace covering your cunt. “No.” You scoff before yanking on his hair as you slam your lips against his. 

Soobin hums as his hand slips inside your thong, long fingers rubbing against your wet folds and you sigh into his mouth. “You threw my present away”, he grunts as he pushes a teasing finger inside your tight cunt, making you whine as your grip on his dark locks intensified. “It was fucking creepy of course I threw it away”, you retort as you grind your hips onto his hand. 

His lips move to the side of your face before trailing down your neck. “I didn’t think it was”, he counters as his thumb rubs your clit menacingly. “H-ah, because you’re f-fucking sick”, you seethe as your gaze shifts over to the door of the classroom, briefly considering the fact that anyone could barge in at any given moment. 

Soobin chuckles against your skin, “you worried someone’s gonna see you getting it good by the school’s freak?” he drawls as he adds a second finger inside of you, curling them against the small bundle of nerves that made you go cross eyed. “Of course I fucking am”, you snarl as your attention shifts toward the clock on the wall. 

“Now hurry and make me finish, I don’t wanna miss lunch you perv.” 

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat Chatfic

*Siffrin has added Isabeau, MIRABELLE PLUMS, Odile, Bonnie and Petronille*

Siffrin: Hi.

Bonnie: Wtc

MIRABELLE: What is this?

Siffrin: Groupchat.

Petronille: Why?

Siffrin: Because. I’m lonely and it’s 2 am

Bonnie: go bother za

Siffrin: No

And plus he’s on here

Isabeau: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

MIRABELLE: Hi!

Petronille: Good change why are ther so many is

Isabeau: idk bc its fun

MIRABELLE: Yeah :)

Siffrin: So this is the groupchat

Bonnie: Weres Dile

Odile: *Where’s

Isabeau: Ther you are Madame

Odile: Rejoyce.

Petronille: ok these names are boring hold on

*Petronille changed their name to Nille*

*Nille changed MIRABELLE’s name to Mira*

*Nille changed Siffrin’s name to Star*

*Nille changed Bonnie’s name to Bonbon*

*Nille changed Isabeau’s name to Za*

*Nille changed Odile’s name to Hardcover Book To The Head*

Nille: That’s better

Hardcover Book To The Head: Why is this my name.

Nille: Remember when you hit Siffrin in the head with a book

Threatened to but still

Hardcover Book To The Head: …Fair point.

Star: omg tysm Nille

Nille: Why

Star: My name i like it

Nille: ur welcome

Bonbon: Why do they get a cool name

Nille: It fits with how much he talks about stars

Mira: with that logic, Petronille’s name should be having a lot of hair.

*Isa changed Nille’s name to Long hair enthusiast*

Long hair enthusiast: I know where you sleep Isabeau

Isa: Oh change I’m so scared

Star: Yes ok we get it, you think you’re edgy

Long hair enthusiast: AFTER I GAVE YOU THAT NAME

Long hair enthusiast: THAT’S IT 

*Long hair enthusiast changed Star’s name to wannabe edgelord*

wannabe edgelord: BLIND YOU WOMAN

Hardcover Book To The Head: Siffrin, with all due respect, leave cursing people out in other languages for when we’re actually awake. I want to partake, I can’t if I’m half asleep

 wannabe edgelord: Fine

Gn ya’ll

Isa: gn sif

Mira: Goodnight!

Long hair enthusiast: night

Bonbon: gud night

Hardcover Book To The Head: Goodnight.

*Isa and five others went offline.*

[fatherxvincent]

HI VINNY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <333

Hey, there you are!

[dmitrigivesgoodblood]

so i recently finished "angel's blood" and i gotta talk to somebody! i'm obsessed with the way raphael and elena are so drawn to each other. it's such a great back and forth, with elena being so strongly resistant to raphael's high-handed ways that i kinda wish it was more of a slow burn?? also, that scene when he goes invisible and she reaches out to touch him? and he can't help but put her fingers in his mouth??? i EVAPORATED. i no longer have a corporeal form.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

OMG, talk to me, tell me everything! I will warn you it has been a WHILE since I read Angel's Blood so I'm fuzzy on the details but thank you for messaging and reminding me about the book that started all of this. And their relationship only gets better, anon! It is *chef's kiss*. You're going to meet so many other amazing characters and couples, I'm so excited for you!

Have you picked up the next book? Who's your favorite side character? Tell me all the things!

[gyllenhaalstories]

Laurie!! 💛 (sorry, I just live in your inbox now 💖)

I'm back on duty and I'm here to tickle the collective fandom brain.

With Presumed Innocent coming out soon (aaaah), I would just like to hear all your thoughts on Rusty. 

Is he guilty? If so, would we still do unholy things with him (duh, obviously)? Or is he just an innocent little guy and only guilty of cheating and murdering pussy? He obviously likes being choked and I'm not complaining. What else might he like? Is he a pancakes or bacon/scrambled egg breakfast kinda guy? He does need his protein tho, for several reasons... 👀

Please let me/us know all your thoughts and hopes for the new show and the character we're blessed with this summer, thank youuuu.

Paying my Rusty tax for inspiration ✨ (again)

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 💖 it's so good to see you in my asks again, daphne! thank you for the rusty tax (and the painful reminder that i wish this was ME) and the great questions! i've thought about that man A LOT but the majority of those thoughts are just about how badly i need him so... they're not too constructive... let's see what my -1 brain cell comes up with pretty much on the spot! 🤭

i don't think he's guilty. since the first teaser, i just had the feeling that he's innocent and his wife killed carolyn. clearly he has a talent for lying and manipulating facts (isn't it essentially his job?), he even lied to his therapist in one of the recent clips i saw! trying to lie to the human equivalent of a lie detector is both bold and dumb. he's clearly not completely innocent. cheating on your wife is bad but when your wife is ruth negga it's DOUBLE bad! i watched a quick interview of the woman who plays carolyn and oof. renate has something special. so i kind of get it <3 but i am better than a man and i would not ruin my marriage! the text messages and calls he's sending her are also very bold and dumb. he should know better than anyone how to avoid looking guilty. the dna, the messages, the stalking, the affair that was not so hidden since they were going out together and everything, this is just so stupid! he'd probably be so mad if he defended a client who basically did everything he shouldn't do and now tries to plead for innocence. i'm interested to see if we get an insight on how an attorney of his prestige and of his rank can turn into the most stupid person you've ever met. i mean, we know how, he's desperate to get his dick wet. but still, maybe there's more to it. maybe carolyn isn't that sweet, smart, picture perfect girl either. i'm giving her the side eye too.

i'm soooo excited for the show!!! my only point of reference is defending jacob so i like to compare both series. defending jacob had some really good twists so i expect the same from presumed innocent. in my opinion, one of the most powerful plot twists in defending jacob included the mother, laurie (i can still hear chris evans saying i love you laurie it was an amazing moment <3). so maybe that's why i focused on barbara sabich right away. i don't know, i'm so curious to see. i want to watch the original movie after the series, just to compare as well. i might never do it but at least i'm planning on it! anyway. can we just take a moment to appreciate how crazy it is to have this kind of show as your first television project? jake really popped off with this and his acting is absolutely insane in what we've seen so far! everyone in the cast seems solid. i'm guessing they showed most of the freaky sexy scenes in the trailers already to tease the audience, but i'm curious to know if there is more of that good stuff that they're hiding! i'm also looking forward to watch jake and peter saarsgard on screen again! and the glasses. i can't word vomit all of this and not bring up the glasses. now that we know jake is practically legally blind, i proclaim myself the protector of his corneas and i demand that he wears glasses more often. my motivation is purely selfless and it's not because i fold like a folding chair at the sight of jake with glasses (vision pun intended).

i saved the best stuff for last apparently! but mmm. what is that man into? i can't cook to save my life so he's eating cereals for breakfast. i'm kidding! (well not really but still). we know he's into choking, finger sucking, doggy style, public sex/sneaking away in a public setting, he loves the thrill of forbidden things and we see how touchy he is with carolyn so i'm guessing he's into marking because it's like a proof of something that is happening in secret of others? idk, just thinking. i don't know if his stalking habits fall into kinky or just regular obsession over the one thing he can't have under his total control, but i'd lowkey like it if he extended his stalking with some spicy elements. the way he holds on to carolyn, touches her everywhere, it's giving possessive and i love it. the ring though. oh the ring. why doesn't he take it off? does carolyn like it, does she get off knowing she has a taken man under her spell, that this greek god of a man prefers her to his wife? does rusty like the reminder of his cheating? does he like the self-inflicted guilt and pain of being reminded of his horrible and immoral actions? i think there's definitely some masochist tendencies in him. he's so quick to apologize for everything like oh no i might have killed a woman but i'm sorry tho </3 he might loooove the fake pity and fake apologies. whether he uses this tactic or if it's used on him does not really matter. to put it briefly: rusty is a FREAK and i want to be the somebody who matches his freak!

thank you for doing this, daphne! it was so fun to ramble pure nonsense fuelled by the sad 2 hours of sleep i've gotten last night 😭 i can't wait to read this tomorrow and be weirded out by how little sense it makes. i especially can't wait to read this after watching the entire series and seeing how wrongggg i was. it will be just as much fun as writing all of this! mwah mwah ily! 💖💖💖

[tyoffee]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SPOILER DUMP BELOW 💥💥💥💥💥💥

starting with the cameos oh ymgod

BEN. BEN REILLY MY LITTLE EDGELORD. he is like fail girlfriend to me. I need to see more of the clone squad in part two (spiderboycough)

DONLAD GLOVER PROWLER HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOSING it over his suit

AND THE OTHER LIVE ACTIONS UEOEOOGUH I DIDNT KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT!! EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT GWENS PETER WAS ANDREW (nope he's blonde) BUT NO ACTUAL ANDREW GARFIELD WAS IN THE 'SPIDERVERSE' VISUALISER ALONG W RAIMI UNCLE BEN GOTD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

speaking of what everyone thought I love the changes from the trailer. Everyone saying oohhhh they're showing too much they're giving away the whole movie WRONG. YOU COULD NOT COOOMMPRREEHEEENDDD THE SHIT THAT WENT ON IN THERE.

miles' expression changes especially. he is Not as cringefail as initially believed put some respect on his name. he can be cringefail Later.

oh my godddd oh hyhg PAVITR.... PAVITR MY BEAUTIFUL BOY we need more of him we need more of him in part two do you hear me Sony.

'coconut oil, prayers and genetics' INCREDIBLE SHOWSTOPPING HILARIOUS

HIS UNIVERSE W A S OKAY FUCK YOU GUYS. HE DID JINX IT A COUPLE TIMES THOUGH BUT THATS NOT HIS FAULT

THE WAY HE HAS A GWEN.. AOUUUUUUUUUHH. CAPTAIN SINGH LIVES BABY

the way that the main tension in this movie is literally CAPTAIN STACY MUST DIE. so real

the thing is he usually doesn't too it's great

SPEAKING OF COMIC CONVENTIONS.

ULTIMATUM / THE PROWLER MILES MORALES

I TOLD YOU I SAID I SAID THERES GOING TO BE THE ORIGINAL MILES.

The movie is So good at letting you forget that the spider was glitching too. That's not his spider. Miles is the original anomaly OUUGGHGH (miguel was a Bitch for saying it like that tho)

ULTIMATE AARON DAVIS HIS FUCKING EYES HIS EEEYES MAN OUUUHHHHHHH

THE WAY ULTIMATE MILES' SPANISH IS BETTER. HIS BRAIDS. HES ON THE STREETS MORE. HES THE FUCKING PROWLER. AUG god they're gonna tell us who the spider was for ik and I do hope it's miles. yeah there's a spiderman miles who can exist but it's not you. You weren't supposed to be here. AUG

Since we have the Jefferson memorial maybe ultimatum has a great expectations piece too. maybe that's how he's reasoned with who knows I'd love to think that the collider is the split off point between both of them

Though that'd mean there'd need to be an og spiderman to make wilson fisk lose his family which there isn't- hey wait how was the spider created without fisk doing his dimensional shit. I thought we weren't allowed to acknowledge Norman Osborn.

also also also speaking of alchemex Spot being bagel guy. Of course he is. Holes

Do you think that was the inspiration. Bagel hole.

Anyways I need a full turnaround sheet of Ultimatum/Prowler I need to see him I love the glow and the spray on symbol aaaugghh

BETER AND GWEN FAKE AS HELL 🖕

I get the struggle tho. Beter and Captain Stacy made my dad cry.

ALSO GWENS BAND AT THE END

SORRY I ALMOST FORGOT HHOBBBIEEEE HOBIE 'if you want a watch just make one. we're spiderman we can just do it 🤨🤨🤨🤨' BROWN I LOVE HIS STYLE I LIVE FOR HIS STYLE PORTALS I LOVE HIS PROWLER THEME OH MY GOD

THE SOUNDTRACK RELEASES TOMORROW AND I NEED HIS PROWLER THEME YOU DONT GET IT

i get my 2 hours of gatekeeping this movie b4 it drops in america and I'm losing it I need to talk abt it with other ppl but I'm also is it mean to want to hold it away from ppl who don't care abt spiderman and idk what they do draw weird porn of every new movie and ppl who will misinterpret it completely that feels selfish of me Anyways

THIS MOVIE IS A MASTERPIECE. literally it's art it's animation oh hhhhhgh it's so gorgeous I'm not kidding it's bresthestking (PAVITRS SWINGING!!!!!) but it's also just SO FUCKING GOOD. THE SCENES THE SHOTS THEY WENT CRAZY ON ENVIRONMENTS OH MY GLORD

ITS SO GOOD. ITS SO GOOODODDDDDDDDDDDD AUG

I'm seeing it again in like 2 days . I will not be satiated until 2024.

[thesugarhole]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

SANRIO RANKINGS 2023 HAVE STARTED!!!! UP TO 90 CHARACTERS IN THE CONTEST THIS TIME! THE COMPANY WANTS TO KNOW WHICH CHARACTERS THE FANS WANT TO SEE MORE OF!!

OVER THE PAST YEARS LLOROMANNIC HAS BEEN STEADILY RISING THE RANKS AND AS A RESULT HAVE BEEN INCLUDED IN MORE SANRIO MASCOT COLLABS (NOTABLY: A3!; DANGANRONPA; JUJUTSU KAISEN; IDOLISH7; WORLD TRIGGER) AS WELL AS DIFFERENT TYPES OF MERCH (INCLUDING... A WINE BOTTLE?!?! CINNAMOROLL NUMBER 1 BUT LLOROMANNIC STAY SILLAY)

However this is all still in japan. maybe some other asian countries, but they haven't quite broken out of the puroland sphere unless you're willing to pay extra for shippings and proxies.

SO!! LETS VOTE FOR THEM!!!!

THEY ARE ENTRY NUMBER 25 THIS YEAR BECAUSE THATS THE PLACEMENT THEY GOT LAST YEAR!! PRETTY NEAT!!! BUT WE CAN DO BETTER!!!!

HERE'S THEIR CHARACTER PAGE: https://ranking.sanrio.co.jp/en/characters/lloromannic/

voting is once per day japan time. so, if their midnight is your 3pm, you could vote once in the morning and once in the evening. but not again the next morning because you already voted.

IRRELEVANT BECAUSE!!!!!

THE SITE IS VERY LIBERAL WITH HOW IT TRACKS VOTES. YOU COULD ENDLESSLY LOOP IT WITH DIFFERENT DEVICES & INCOGNITO WINDOWS. USEFUL IF YOU WANNA VOTE FOR MORE THAN ONE MASCOT. VERY!! USEFUL IF YOU WANT TO VOTE LLOROMANNIC AGAIN!!! ADDITIONALLY, THERE'S PLENTY OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO VOTE- IN STORES, IN PUROLAND, AND OF COURSE, IN EVERY OTHER SANRIO APP LIKE SWEET DAYS AND MIRACLE MATCH!! (most likely. havent checked but its always been the case) IF YOU WANT TO EXTRA CHEESE IT OR... ALREADY PLAYED THESE GAMES ANYWAY! LLOROMANNIC ARE IN BOTH OF THEM!!!!!

DID YOU KNOW LLOROMANNIC BACKWARDS IS CINNAMOROLL? THEYRE PART OF THE SAME WORLDBUILD! COOL RIGHT? YOU LIKE CINNAMOROLL RIGHT? DONT YOU WANNA HELP OUT HIS FRIENDS?

COME ON COME ON COME ON!!! MAKE THAT CEO SHIT THEIR PANTS WHEN THE "DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH DEMON DUO" INEVITABLY SWEEPS!!! 100% VOTES LLOROMANNIC ZERO VOTES EVERYONE ELSE

(tldr they are my favorites ever and i would like to see them as worldwide as other mascots so if you have no stakes in this take a minute off your day to vote. thank you)

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!

^JELLYFISH THEMED OUTFITS TO MAKE YOU CONSIDER THEM

[shuhuaspookie]

hi new moot! we haven’t really talked..

nice to moot you :)

(..I’ll see myself out-)

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ikr we should talk :)))))

how are u today!!!

and whats ur favorite snack? >:)

(no come back its nice to moot u ily already)