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[theolderguards]

Sleepover Saturday! And I think I'm sending this late enough on my Friday for it to actually be Saturday for you. So. Would you ship Neal Caffrey with Primo? (I don't know that I would, I just needed 2 hot guys from separate fandoms who aren't in an OTP. 😂)❤️

oh my LORD what a pairing you've chosen for me 😂

I mean... sure? Neal Caffrey could charm the pants of just about anybody, no matter their sexual orientation! And I can't imagine he wouldn't be intrigued with Primo, because honestly WHO ISN'T?! They would look amazing together 😍😍😍

but I guess realistically they would never work since Neil, even though he is technically a criminal, doesn't have a violent bone in his body or maybe just a teeny tiny one and Primo doesn't hesitate to blow someone's brains out 🤷‍♀️ ultimately they're just too different from each other that I can't see it ever working out (and I honestly can't believe I'm talking about a relationship between Neil Caffrey and PRIMO lmfao)

thank you for this amazing ask my dearest 😘

sleepover saturday

[dukeoftheblackstar]

So, David Bowie. The whole thing where he thought he's gone irrelevant. Thoughts?

[ *Screams* ]

I cannot link you resource atm but yes. There was a time in his life, a time in his beautiful, beautiful, beautiful colorful life that he had the AUDACITY to ask himself whether he was still relevant — the SHEER AUDACITY of this embodiment of perfection to doubt himself and his contribution to my life, your life, the sun, the moon, the stars, all the mkfn clouds and their moody bullshit, the planets, the galaxy, your mom, your dad, your dog, your cat, the serpent that hides in your basement, that bitch you wanna strangle at work —

THE UNABASHED AUDACITY OF THIS KING TO EVEN EVEN CONSIDER HIS RELEVANCY LIKE.. EXCUSE ME SIR?

I am offended. I am beyond offended. I'm telling you friend. I will square up with the king himself.

But yes, he did. And it's a beautiful thing because:

Humility. - "I've got seven days to live my life and seven ways to die."

Reflection. - "Who said, "Time is on my side?""

Acceptance of the ever changing time. - [ Oh you know this, baby. Come boogie with me. Have some bit of Ziggy ♪ ] "Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older."

He's done something. Yeah, something seemingly small but seemingly big. Massive. Global. Galactical. "[ If you skip this please I will hunt you down and make you listen to this beautiful masterpiece that is the Thin White Duke. ] "There are you, you drive like a demon from station to station. The return of the Thin White Duke, throwing darts in lovers eyes."

But still. Uncertainties though? - "Cling to me for we're like creatures of the wind".

Yes, but we push through. We hang on. - "Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe ~ put your ray gun to my head ~ press your space face close to mine, love ~Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah ♥"

We don't let our king down because he never let you down. - [ Beautiful boys and bad girls, your break time is over ♪ ~ too good to not break this because babe, dance your little dance ♥] "

And though my days were slipping by And nights so cruel I thought I'd die She danced her little dance 'til it made me cry She was shaking like this honey doing that

So dig deep. Be that bitch. Be the new killer star.

I got a better way I discovered a star I got a better way Ready, set, go I got a better way A new killer star I got a better way Ready, set, go

Be a mfkn dolphin and swim, ya cute bitch ♥ Now watch this cute ho smile and kinkshame you in jest. Listen to him laugh. Listen to him howl. Such a babe. Such a chatty king. Shut him up ♥

And then lastly ♥

You are not alone. Never alone.

This is my signature. On all emails. On everything.

Don't stay in a sad place Where they don't care how you are Everyone says 'hi'

[pics-and-fanfics]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Feel free to send trick or treat asks!

[fatwolfpup]

I'm boooored. I want asks! 👁👄👁

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

Look at these losers, smooching it up like they’re in love or something

[slepiesheep]

Try drawing Dib

My first try 👍 (sorry for the late reply)

[crumpet-doodles]

Yo!! Coming back with part two: Lunar sweaters!!!

Once again tried to follow canon designs-

Old model (Lunar 1) is MO-0YKK-6BQ7-WGVG

New model (Lunar 2) is MO-3PNH-DHR6-LPYP

Thank you for the absolutely amazingly positive feedback on the first BloodMoon sweater!!! More to come soon!! :]

THE FUCKASS BOW TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE AHAHAJSJBSDBDB-

[crystallizsch]

It's been a while since I came here and I wanted to talk to you so!! Thoughts on this? Is he doing Yuusha's hair?👁️👁️

HI HI MAH THAT’S SO CUTE I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS. MANY THOUGHTS. SOME I COULDN’T PUT INTO PROPER COHERENT WORDS SO UH—

yuusha hadn’t even CONSIDERED the idea of jamil personally doing her hair. she saw him magic his hair in a manner of minutes and thought it’d be cool to see that with her own.

but that would be too easy,,, where’s the Fun—

jamil would absolutely be doing her hair 💥💥💥 he’d be doing yuusha’s braids more neatly compared to her lazier/more loose way of doing it,,,

i’m chalking this up to jamil with najma to do it on so he’s particularly used to doing other people’s hair.

does he do it for fun? maybe. depends on who. as a sign of affection when he wants to do it on someone in particular? i think absolutely 😤

jamil doesn’t get the chance to do this for yuusha often because HE NEVER ASKS, even though he thinks about it sometimes. and 99% of the time he sees her with her hair done already so he thinks he has no excuse to do it.

(meanwhile yuusha is bold enough to steal more opportunities of playing with jamil’s hair regardless of whether or not it’s done already)

[cheese-grater-potater]

Where did Hellerby come from?? It seems to have exploded recently, and is currently filling my dash despite my preference for Vicdecai. Is it all just based on Lovecrafty and Sophistry? Like I know the scene from Sophistry is Tracy’s Tumblr banner and all, but there is remarkably little canon interaction between the two. Is there some secret comic that only Hellerby fans can access?

[the-soul-detectives]

BEFORE YOU GET BACK TOGETHER WITH LIAM

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET BACK WITH THE MAN WHO LIED TO YOU ABOUT BEING MARRIED

YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A PREVIOUS CHILD

DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT

HE HURT ME TOO

IS THST WHAT YOU WANT

I.... I..... I'M CONFLICTED!!!!! I WANT A BETTER LIFE FOR MY CHILD. SHE NEEDS A FATHER TOO!!!

[esthyradler]

Has Professor Membrane met Zam and Myuiki? What does he think of them?

He’s got some mixed feelings

[winepresswrath]

i see people posting about what a mess the jiang cheng tag is and either my old blocklist is holding strong or they're still preemptively blocking me. either way i feel nothing but peace and fondness regarding my contributions to being 100% correct about jiang cheng at all times everywhere always.

[chayscribbles]

it's "rotating four different wips in my head but don't have the willpower to work on any of them" o'clock again

[aomiiine]

Caleb ‘just the tip’ farspace colonel

[indecisive-dizzy]

Hmmmmmm,,,, I wanna kiss Howdy Pillar,,,,,,

Just mwah mwah his forehead a little,,,,,,

*Insert Daisey with a thought bubble thinking about this lol*

Daisey can go right ahead lol I'm after his brother <3

I will not apologize for old memes. I love them and I laughed

[timblrdrake]

how’s the bug infestation going

actually.. not to jinx it but it’s going really well i haven’t gotten a bug ask in ages i think the bat really got rid of them :)