#HIMB SEXY

[sammypog]

part 2 of AM doodles plus my design of him personified 🔥🔥 (i do these when i am definitely supposed to be taking guided notes please ignore the other text on the paper)

[angel-mira]

bitches will be like "Is anyone else gonna objectify that old man?" and then not wait for an answer (It's me. im bitches.)

[zeldotsbrainrot]

medic with e10 pleaseg he's so pretty in ur style I love himb

Danke!

Heavy just died and battle medic isnt exactly working out, but at least hes going out looking sexy.

Ref:

[dashielldeveron]

shinsoushinsoushinsou…..sorry for going insane, he brings it out of me. I lobe him so much. This fic is so fun and sooooooooo tender 😭😭😭😭😭 Hitoshi is just That Guy, THE boyfriend. I love so many moments from this fic and like I literally couldn’t stop doodling for it. The dynamic between reader and shinsou went CRAZY so that’s why they feature so much in this lol, the way they handle each other with so much care UGHHHH the pining UGGGHNNNNNNN. I live for it. It made me so happy. (It’s also funny how you mention that these doodles grounded you because like omg reading your ficus and drawing for them grounds ME, like they’ve been so helpful to me recently) I hope u enjoy <3333333

it's him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! our beautiful boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love himb!!!!!!!!!

GOD he is pretty. he is so pretty. you draw him so gorgeously. he's already pretty in canon, and then you draw him with fun little expressions canon doesn't let him show ; ; i don't even know what to do with this. i've hoarded this ask for a few days bc i simply haven't any idea how to move on with my life. it's so good. he's so good. look at him!!! the blush. the muscles. the neck. the sailor mercury shirt. his sooooooft looking hair. the beautifully SUFFOCATING way he hugs. that angry lil side profile in the turtleneck is going to kill me

and oh!!!! i really like the panelling in this!!! it makes it vibrant, somehow!! makes it pop!! and ohhhhhh you wrote his naaaaaaaaame on his wriiiiiiiiist and gave him sexy little rings. you're RIGHT. he WOULD. hoy boy shit. and of course the way you're representing reader is HILARIOUS, oh my gosh. it's like she only feels things to the extreme. i especially love her panicked expression on the phone; it reminds me of (and this is meant to be a compliment!!!) temmie from undertale??? it's VERY funny to look at. love it.

i love you. i feel at this point that i should send you a gift basket, or something. you always make my day xx.

[dalishthunder]

Which one is the sexy worm??

himb

[pyrothecary]

been thinking of u after the insanity of 2.eveyrhitng in hsr... lawd have mercy

HIIIII HEY SORRY. I'M SORRY I DROPPED OFF THE RADAR FOR A BIT THERE HAHA LOL (cut bc godDAMN did i yap. also small hsr 2.something idfk penacony story spoilers)

this is some real shit though like Hooooly. i fully was not an aventurine fan at all when he first showed up (Srry guys) but after playing through the update? he's one of my faves i love himb </3 it always be the character u didn't like at first. when they get you they GET you

fun fact: i've been wanting gepard from day 1. my little pfp has been his drawing of the trailblazer since i got it. my signature has been "GEPARD COME HOME" for MONTHS. I GOT HIS SIG LC OFF STANDARD BANNER PITY WITH NO GEPARD IN SIGHT.

when aventurine banner rolled around i was finally like.. maybe it's ok if i don't get gepard soon i'll just use aventurine as a shielder.

Well Fuck Me Apparently bc Guess who finally decided to show up at the worst possible time 🔥

it's ok tho i'd been saving for a while so i just clawed my way back to pity and got aventurine in the end. it's so sexy when you have a playable character you can also fight as a boss. Yeah. Good stuff. if you are a boss enemy with a mask hididng ur face literally kiss me

i got robin too and wanted firefly but then i moved hsr to a different drive to make space and as soon as it wasn't on my screen all the time my object permanence issues made me forget it existed so i haven't played since week 1 firefly banner. not sure what's happening anymore other than jade drop(?) i heard there was a fire def shred cat guy from the xianzhou and that's pretty much it

[land-of-sinners]

Serenity!!!!! HIMB!!!

HIMB!!!!!!

oh my god babe you so sexy hahaha 🥴😍🥰

[badmancritic]

You have been blessed by the New Year's Sexy Swamp Man. He was born tonight! Welcome himb and yourselves to 2024!

[tsu-kei-shima]

Mr. Jack of All Trades, himself, Konoha Akinori! Using Nekoma’s primary weapon against them, no less

[baltears]

ive made this post before but im watching fool for love again and ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT WILLIAM FUCKING PRATT IS THE ONLY NICE GUY I WOULD EVER GIVE A CHANCE

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Can we talk about Demoman. I rly wanna talk about Demoman. I love himb I wanna think about my (well, OUR) funny little Scottish man.

He's literally the only guy who manages to look so good in mutton chops I scream and moan and throw up and become that tweet. After Valve released the kilt as a cosmetic everytime I saw a demo main wearing it I'd get SO distracted I'd die for the dumbest reasons. He's so cool I'd die hand in unloveable hand off the map grid after doing an insane trimp in pl_upward <3

RIGHTTTT right. Right. My God. I would LOVE 2 talk abt Demo some. The Cool Breeze kills me man it KILLS me and I do own it btw. and I do wear it regularly. That's the real sexy Demo cosmetic fuck the Dynamite Abs

[vampire-exgirlfriend]

Alex I will ALWAYS talk blorbos with you. 💕 Tell me about Narcos.

Oh sweet bird, let's talk about the Narcos Blorbos!

My blorbo: Carrillo, obviously. He is also my poor little meow meow because baby boy is a war criminal but I would forgive him literally anything. He could ruin my life and my credit and I would still ask for more.

My scrunkly: Trujillo. I see his face and I just wanna smash it on my face. Not in a sexy way or anything but he's just baby. Wanna smooch himb

My scrimblo bimblo: Connie. She could hit me with a car and I would still call her mommy. She doesn't get enough love.

My glup shitto: Blackie. I have no idea why but every time I saw that wacky dude I got entirely too stoked on his existence 😂

Horse Plinko: Javi. Does he deserve happiness? Yes. Will I allow him to have it? NO

Eeby Deeby: Steve. I hate Steve. The war on drugs is his pearl harbor? Shut up, Steven, you uncooked pasta noodle. Go to superhell. But Connie stays with me.

[eyeless-cunt]

If you could meet any creepypasta you'd want, would it be and why?

.....lj......sexy clown............himb.........mhm

[lordcustythependletwat]

custis? :3

EDGE AND CUSTIS MY BELOVEDS... I love himb and also I love you Edge :D

1. Sexuality headcanon: I love to think that both of the twins are bi sexy all and aromantic :). Mostly because no straight man wears white boots like Custis does, Morgan’s stinky voice line when you walk in as a possessed guard, and also I like to think that they just aren’t interested in finding romantic love since already as bros they have a close sibling relationship.

2. Otp: Uhhhh due to above I typically don’t ship Custis with ANYONE, so yeah :)

3. Brotp: Brotp in a more literal sense but literally I LOVE the possible dynamic that him and Morgan have as twins because like, as the game sort of hints at, they’re still DIFFERENT people that have different personalities, however slight it may seem. And imagining their dynamic as siblings is so fun and I love writing dialogue and stuff for them sm. 

4. Notp: If you ship Pendleincest then get the fuck away from me. 

5. First headcanon that pops up in your head: I’ve talked about so many Custis headcanons already throughout other asks so I don’t want to be repetitive, but I like the idea that Custis likes rain. He doesn’t like being STUCK in the rain (which has happened before) but he loves walking outside in the manor garden or around the Estate District with an umbrella when it’s raining since he likes the smell of dew and the sound it makes on Dunwall masonry. He loves it too when he’s inside working (which is like most of the time) and he feels extra cozy when it’s raining outside.

6. Favorite line from this character: UGGGH this is such a hard one for me because he has like only 15 unique voice lines and I love all of them because he’s so stinky, but his whole alternate dialogue where he’s like “If Treavor got me seat in Parliament--eh hoh--he’d bring the whole party down with him. The entire state depends on me, no, I’ll wait until the guards take care of it...I could do it though. I could kill him, if I wanted to. You know that don’t you?” and there’s just several things about this whole conversation that I love

His fucking. “Laugh” EH HOH is just a bit dorky

“The entire state depends on me” please stfu ♥ and not only that but I love how he forgets that Morgan and him SHARE power most likely

“I could kill him” he thinks he’s hot shit but like, dude. It’s the masked assassin you’re a dumbass in thinking that you could beat him (ig he doesn’t know that but he still acts like that when you actually fight him)

7. One way in which I relate to this character: ...no. Well in my headcanons I project a bunch but the presumption that Custis has a LOT weighing down on his shoulders from the family business failing and stuff, but that’s all headcanon and otherwise he sucks.

8. Things that give me second hand embarrassment about this character: Like, half the things about him tbh like why are you so stinky. I also in general used to be pretty embarrassed about liking the Pendleton twins due to minor character/rare fave in the fandom but at this point I’m going crazy going stupid. 

9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Oh problematic for sure he is literally the worst 🥰

[grimmori]

ace is a himb---

excuse me? he is NOT. lets take a look at the definition of himbo shall we?

“broad, tall, or buff...attractive man” have you SEEN ace?

sure, he dresses eccentrically, but he is definitely NOT tall, broad, OR buff. attractiveness is subjective, but let’s be honest here.... he may be charming but conventionally attractive? not so sure. 

“not very bright” ace is a HIGHLY intelligent man. he’s quick-witted, cheeky, and incredibly lucky. he climbed that wealth ladder by working the system and knowing where and when to take advantage of its weak points. 

“extremely nice and respectful” ace is a goddamn CRIMINAL! he scammed, gambled, committed fraud, etc. those are things committed by people who are anything but “extremely nice and respectful”!

ace is NOT himbo. actually, hes more akin to a silver fox, what with his sexy grey flecked hair, scratchy but well groomed beard, his quirky but fashionable wardrobe, his cheeky, playful behavior that’s oh-so annoying but oh-so tantilizing... 

[djarinova]

klaus mikaelson.. himb... sexy