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blazingblorbos · 8 months

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What is up with them

Genuinely what is wrong with them. You have to understand how much power this holds over me.

What is it with the recent Hoyo women who can just... command horrors, the likes of which no one has ever seen?!?

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ohnogachaverse · 8 months

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"strip yourself naked, apologize to him on your knees"

WHAT IS THIS UPDATE

#holy shit hoyo #hsr spoilers #honkai star rail #hsr version 2.0 #hsr #sparkle #aventurine

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cosmichawk · 2 months

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be the hero, save the dragon

#JUSTICE FOR OG DURIN HOYO #I DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!!!#PREFERABLY INVOLVE SCARA AS WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH #can't remember the last time i cried this much holy shit #genshin impact #wanderer #genshin wanderer #scaramouche #genshin durin #ch - art

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petorahs · 1 month

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hoyo music casually being masterpieces is hardly a rare occurence BUT YOURE FUCKING KIDDING MEEE WITH THE NATLAN LIVE SYMPHONY HOLYSHIT 😭 I fanboyed. no other way to describe my excitement and giddyness. ITS SO FUCKING COOL ARE YOU SEEING THIS??? THE LYRICS THE MELODY THE SOULFULNESS 😭 my heart is so full...

I havent felt this way since I first heard Port Ormos theme (literally sounds like coming home. like songs from my childhood) and Sumeru's live symphony where I saw instruments from my culture 🥹 I can only imagine the same euphoria from other ppl who can relate to the culture presented in Natlan's live symphony will feel..

"In the end, you rekindle in ashes because of a dream."

BARSSSSS

#fuck the colorism in the character designs but goddamn they never miss with everything else #i was already incredibly happy they didnt go with the 'undeveloped savage tribalism' angle for Natlans worldbuilding (bare minimum)#and enviro #but the music... this is my first taste of it and holy frickkk ur kidding me #theyre peaking so hard #now if only the characters didnt look like that... though i have a sneaking suspicion theyre gona make me love them anyway :(#like how i warmed up to Nilou and Sumeru characters #despite them not looking like my people :'(#aishi.txt #anyway my heart is still pounding #the Natlan music is so goooood holy shit😭#hoyo always makes me conflicted arghhh #im gonna take inspo from redesigns if i ever make Natlan fanart mhdmhffm i was so set to skip this patch but 😭#they seem to be going all in for Natlan so i might as well stick around while its still summer break for me :')))

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klak13r · 10 months

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I've noticed it just now-

Look at the Statues from Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma and Sumeru.

See the elemental thing that lights up when you unlock the statue?

They all hold this thing with their hands/close to their body.

And here we have Fontaine's Statue.

(GIF cause why not)

The figure doesn’t hold the thing; instead it holds the sword with the thing in it.

The thing seems to be locked in the sword — just as Focalors locked herself in the Oratrice.

The figure seems to have no control over the thing or the element — just as Furina had no control over hydro before she got her vision.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that was so blind and noticed it just now.

#holy shit #It cant be a coincidence can it??? hoyo???#idk im delulu #delulu & blind #statue of the seven #venti #zhongli #raiden shogun #nahida #furina #genshin #genshin impact

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doctor-helelx · 2 months

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No but why did they gatekeep Kaveh like Holy Shit

#(Shit that is Holy and therefore must be gatekept)#He hasn't had a rerun since his release a YEAR ago c'mon Hoyo why do our man like this #Genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact kaveh #genshin kaveh #kaveh

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essefryu · 2 months

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Assuming she's the pyro archon, the reason why Mavuika is so white is that hoyo can't make an archon's gameplay suck, but they also seem to be physically incapable of giving a dark-skinned character a decent kit

#sigh #genshin impact #natlan #mavuika #otherwise her design is pretty cool and i like the biker aesthetic but holy shit is hoyo stingy with melanin

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seventh-district · 5 months

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so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :)#and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see-#-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out..#the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!)#i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!?#they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow.#that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!!#not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

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luvuomi · 5 months

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and everyone cried

#── ꒰ 🍶 ꒱ 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗐/ 𝗒𝗎𝗈𝗆𝗂 .ᐟ #this was such an amazing short animation though omg the story the music it made me love arle’s character even more #the amount of lore too her for backstory holy shit and we’re STILL gonna get more from her story quest??#hoyo spoiling us good #ALSO YAME IK YOU SAW A PARTICULAR SOMEONE 🤭

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birbsong · 2 months

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wait i didnt expect cappet, albizzi and boborano's cn vas to be so good i thought this was just a random world quest??

#finally have time to catch up simulanka's wq #holy shit im so caught off guard #i knew they were voiced but i didnt know they were so *good*#they sound so fucking soothing in cn WHY are they time limited npcs #rehire these ppl for playable characters hoyo i beg of you #胡说八道 #lynn talks genshin

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divinepriestesskokomi · 2 months

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How many times do people have to explain the cultural significance of Tighnari's design before people stop calling it ugly and disrespecting Kabyle fashion.

Anyways, here is a link to a very informative guide on the cultural influences from Tighnari's design.

#rambles #like i know it was bad of hoyo to mash a bunch of cultures together in sumeru #but the solution to that is NOT disrespecting the cultures in question??? like holy shit #you can't say you are against hoyo disrespecting people's culture and then proceed to disrespect people's culture yourself #make it make sense

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theautistichalflinghole · 3 months

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attack featuring Yvette and Aria for @manwhore-malewife and @/vitaerror !!

#ARTFIGHT ARTFIGHT ARTFIGHT #first attack finally done holy shit #this one. took a shit ton out of me #was very worth but. need a break before more hoyo ocs #you intricate motherfuckers /silly #others ocs #my art #Artfight #Artfight 2024 #af 2024

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finalism · 4 months

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BOOTHILL TRAILER FIRE????

#ooc.#holy shit that was so good #god is this hoyo's electro-rock era because i am FOR IT

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thingswhatareawesome · 1 year

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got my 964 moogle stones. bought so many items. i run a mildly cluttered inventory but still, like i nearly ran out of bag slots while purchasing it all.

realized i think i want one more item. :| so a 14 and a 6 raid/dungeon tomorrow (lol that'll be a total of 984 then), and then it'll be done done. for real this time.

finally finished (?) that one xzl todd riordan quest, which seemed to be mostly how many times can they send you to scaelgorge waterscape. used to love having to go there bc it's so pretty, but back and forth 3x in one quest kinda maybe ended that. quest end said he might contact again but i hope not. also finally making myself dig into those challenge quests i've been ignoring. did one, have one more on xzl and two in belobog still to do. tired of ignoring them, and i could use credits. and was reminded i still have to finish the treasure chests there too.

#also holy shit that welt lore video #SO much information crammed into 15min @__@ i can't believe he has this massive backstory and they don't tell you any of it in hsr #still need to read that manga bit of how he joined himeko on the astral express #which like ALSO seems like would be useful to have in hsr? hoyo are you okay??#sova you're a saint for how much time you've spent on explaining all this stuff to me and giving me links

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4giorno · 1 year

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imagine if his hair was just this. this same length in the back.

#SORRY i wanna support long haired kings but hoyos long hair designs are so ugly in the back 💀#which is why j1ng yuan makes me cry with happiness bc his long ass hair is just. flawless. i have no complaints. hoyo did good #yes its bc its tied but STILL. we take the the win whenever we can #also by cropping this pic i noticed that HE ALSO HAS DEFINITION BELOW HIS EYE 😭😭😭💖#its like so nothing but holy shit. the second character to get some sign of being older on their face #like even tho its dumb to say this is too complex for 'gensh1ns restrictive models' to have ill use an example from this same game:#if we think abt samp0 he in the story always refers to him as one of the older people but he has no such indications on his face #meaning hes probs like. in his thirties lmao #(refers to himself*)#yeah im just feeling the lack of anything like we1t and now apparently b1ade in gensh1n #esp afer the recent devastating leak abt a certain character........#(sorry abt so much censoring i just dont want such a negative post in the tags)

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lume-nosity · 2 years

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atp im wondering if 1,200 dollars isn't enough for him

one thousand… two hundred….. dollars…?

that’s GOT to be more than enough, you could even get constellations with that amount 😭

#📬 lume answers #💛 lumes mutuals #🤍; peepy!#holy shit bro #THAT’S why hoyo favors you /j #slapping money on the table like #‘I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK’#‘AND THE WHOLE BUILDING WE’RE IN’

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