#HYSTERICALLY

[girl-named-matty]

THE WAY HE TRIES TO RAISE HIS HEAD AND BE STRONG FOR MIRIAM 😭😭😭

[allfearofanend]

I think I hate everything and everybody, so I'm going to get drunk on beer that's been brewed in an old sheep carcass, then I'm going to stick my tiny penis in a dead dog that I found in a ditch to make hate-babies or something, because I am actually more stupid than mud.

-- Alucard Tepes impersonating Trevor Belmont, Castlevania S3E01

[booksanxietyandsports]

here’s a few things you can do until the second athlete starts after jtb

[pollencoveredman]

FJDNDNMS IM PRETTY SURE THAT JUMPING DENNIS IS FROM THE GANG GIVES BACK

HELP MEEE i thought it was a blooper/behind the scenes but i just rewatched the scene and it’s there 😭😭 i can’t believe i never noticed jesus fucking christ

[a-lil-perspective]

Oh look another Friday I’m fucking suicidal.

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

[lesbianfakir]

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

[acheemient]

Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

[six-of-cringe]

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

[a-canceled-stamp]

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

[ineffabeatlemindpalace]

Denis Was a Bird:

An album that makes me feel emotions I didn’t know existed. Or did I.

[adhd-languages]

In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

[buddhamethods]

Bridgerton Season 3 Part 2 Trailer

[thesherrinfordfacility]

thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don't need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny

[bigfatbreak]

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