#Haizaki shougo

[wannabe-cartoonist-blog]

Kuroko no Basket schools and their locations

i'm sure this has been made by someone before, but I figured I'd give it a go myself. use this as a reference for fanfic, art, or just your own personal enjoyment! if i got any information wrong, please do correct me

EDIT: okay this is the 3rd and LAST time I'm updating this map. I decided to add approximate travel times.

[euyrdice]

kuroko no basket + text | part two

[active-mind-15]

I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok

Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?

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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.

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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.

Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!

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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.

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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?

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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?

Kise, out of frame: Not again!

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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?

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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.

Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???

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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.

Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.

Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.

[dlcodnjs-27]

Gom + their construction crew!!

[tetsunabouquet]

Knb characters that would baby trap you?

Kise

-If he's serious about you and he suspects you aren't, he'll go to great lengths to keep you. -Claims you are destined to create the most beautiful child in the universe together. -Secretly has an entire vision about having the most beautiful family so he can rub it in everyone's faces once and the rest of the GOM get together with the kids. -He totally has a list of his favorite features of himself and you that he wants the children to inherit. -Kise doesn't lie about it once you confront him, in fact, he often suggests the two of you should be starting a family because he wants a cute army of mini-hims and mini-yous. To which you make jokes about wether he's interested in starting a war or something considering he envisions so many. -If it were possible, Kise would be the type to have over 40 children with you to which you always grumble he'd end up killing you by overbreeding.

Akashi

-If you ever were to postpone a big milestone in your relationship because of circumstances, like saying you should wait to move in together because you want to help nurse a sick relative or there's something important coming up career-wise, the alarm bells will start ringing in Akashi's head. He may not look like it, but after the loss of his mother he has developped a serious clingy side. -There is no way as tying you to him, then by literal blood. -Once you get pregnant, he will play it off with the most smoothest sentences ever, managing to convince you this was totally not his plan at all and that he'll be there for you. -Has paid people to clear every crook and nanny of his browsing history so you will not find out he has already searched for all the cutest baby necessities before he even knocked you up.

Haizaki

-If he ever likes a girl enough to actually want to be in a serious relationship and you'll ever grow tired of him acting like a douchebag, something inside of him snaps. You're his girl, the woman he loves more then his own mother, he can't let you go, no. -The next time you have heavy make up sex, he plans to get you pregnant. -Of course he promises to fix himself for the sake of the baby. -Whilst he's smirking on the inside because now you'll be tied to him forever. -If you're still in college, then he's the type of guy to drop out and get himself a job so he can take care of you and the baby.

Nash Gold Jr.

-He's not the kind of guy that accepts his girl drawing away from him for any reason. No matter how valid, no matter if you're coming back later and you've told him so. You won't spend Christmas with your family without him. He'll make sure of that. -When you're feeling off, he'll be the one to smoothly suggest a pregnancy test. -He'll envelop you in a warm hug and assure you when the test comes out positive. -Nash will use the money from basketball competitions to buy a home for you and the baby. Now, you won't go on family vacations without him anymore, if you won't be having one with your own family with him.

[japeneselunchtimerush]

Idk why but them being grouped together is so funny

Like why💀💀

[knb-shitposting]

Knb Headcanons!

Midorima and Akashi built a cardboard dollhouse for Midorima's sister :D

Kise was pranked by aomine and drank paint thinner in middle school

Nebuya had a small fleeting crush on Akashi after he beat him in arm wrestling.

Takao makes your mom jokes ALL THE TIME and gets beat up by midorima for it. (and theyre mostly sexual. Yo mama is like an elevator— guys go up and down her all day long.)

Haizaki once beat up a guy hatin on murasakibara. The only person that knows about it was Momoi

Kise filled his lunchbox with cockroach eggs in middle school and his plan was to dump them inside aomines locker. He dumped them into Akashi's locker. Akashi didnt open his locker that day because he was on duty for something, and when he opened his locker the next day, the eggs had hatched.. what happens after his history.

Momoi braided Murasakibara's hair when she got bored and used pink hello kitty hair ties.

Kagami has 20 dream catchers.

When akashi was really young, around 9 years old, he used to collect (steal) these decorative stones that people put in their potted plants and gardens, whenever he, alongside with his father went to important business personalities homes.

Kagami is HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. at geography. He thinks India is in the middle east. He thinks greece is some type of yogurt.

Haizaki watches fresh&fit regularly (credit :@active-mind-15)

[milkywaystake]

If I said I think haizaki is also a victim of Teiko and other adults around him would yall jump me.

[chireila]

teiko kids should have an autobiography book called "shit we do as junior high schoolers 'cuz we are the generation of miracles except people think highly of us as if we were emperors (that's true though) but honestly we just wanna vibing around"

the author? daiki, of course.

[written in katakana]

[kirisaki-daichi-scenarios]

haizaki as the stranger in the night

tw implied sa

yandere haizaki who’s been following you home every night, hood over his head, balaclava pulled down, walking far enough from you that you won’t call the police but close enough to make sure you’re aware of his presence. you’re telling yourself that you’re going crazy, you’re just hallucinating, but in the figure in black is always there under the flickering street lights and sometimes you look back and he’s disappeared and sometimes you look back and he’s closer than ever. sometimes you think you hear him calling your name.

yandere haizaki who shoves past you hard when you ask him (your neighbour) if he’d be willing to walk you back from work some days because the police don’t believe you’re being stalked and you’re scared. it’s humiliating to be asking for help from the guy who you’d previously rejected, but needs must. and sure you called him a sex-obsessed pervert back then, told him you’d rather die than hook up with a guy like him… but now that death seems like it’s getting closer, you’re changing your mind. cause sure, haizaki’s a jerk but he’s no real danger - right?

yandere haizaki who’s towering over you, sneering, “thought you said you weren’t interested? how feminist of you to come crawling back the minute you get scared” you tell him you’ll pay him just to walk with you, you tell him you’re sorry for what you said before - it’s just that he’s the only guy you can trust to keep you safe from a stranger in a balaclava. and it looks like haizaki’s softening as he looks into your pleading eyes, and finally he sighs, “yeah alright. i’ll do it. but you’d better make it worth my while.”

yandere haizaki who’s laughing in his room late at night, cause they always said he had no smarts, but look at him now: his plan’s working so beautifully. either he’s more intelligent than they thought, or you’re a real fuckin idiot.

yandere haizaki who wraps his arm around your waste as the two of you walk through the dark streets. at first you flinch from his touch, but you soon lean into it, like you’re wishing it could swallow you whole. because you’ve convinced that’s the figure in black a few streets away - though it’s not, it’s just a friend of haizaki’s who owed him a favour - and the feel of haizaki’s muscle against your back is the only thing that’s stopping you from having a panic attack.

yandere haizaki who’s walking through your apartment a week later, without a care in the world. he knows for a fact that you’re at work, given that he’s the one who walked you there and he’ll be the one walking you home. he leaves a window partially open, throws your clothes across your room, pops a handwritten message next to his favourite lingerie set, now lying on your pillow.

yandere haizaki who’s there to comfort you when you get home and realise someone’s broken in. the note “wear this for me next time” has you hyperventilating in your big strong guardian’s arms. you’re begging haizaki to let you stay at his place, clinging to his shirt, your pretty eyes red with tears.

yandere haizaki who plays it cool. “yeah, think you’d better. what kind of creep does this?”

yandere haizaki who brings you a blanket to wrap around yourself as you’re sat on his sofa, still shaking. “beer or tea?” he asks and you can barely bring yourself to speak, you’re that shaken up. so he brings tea cause he’s not going to waste a beer on you, and you take it without a word. you don’t ask what’s in it. but that’s alright, cause this one’s his special recipe, and he can’t be giving away all his secrets.

yandere haizaki who watches as your eyelids start to droop and your body starts to sway. you tell him that you’re not feeling great - “i think i need to go to the hospital” - but how he’s supposed to understand what you’re saying when you’re slurring your words that bad.

yandere haizaki who picks you up with one arm and drags you to his bed. drops you on the black sheets. grins. your eyes are growing ever wider, fighting to stay open as they meet his amused gaze. you’re mouthing something but your tongue’s not working like it should, you can’t get the words out. it’s like every muscle in your body is betraying you, and your head is swimming, but you’re conscious and that’s all haizaki cares about: you being conscious for everything that happens next.

yandere haizaki who says, “don’t worry, i’ll protect you,” but he can barely keep the laughter out of his voice.

yandere haizaki who locks the door behind him and reaches for his balaclava and he's grinning more than ever.

if you liked this ficlet thing, you might also like the proper one shot here

[knbposting]

reposting a meta i did under someone else's post bc people have been asking me to psychoanalyse aomine or kagami and i think nobody saw this one :( anyway @cemetery14 's original post is here!

jumping on for a second to talk about this bc it's so important to me. i'm not trying to mansplain aomine daiki here but his attitude is one of my fav parts of knb so pls excuse me if i say something obvious HSDHSDJH

just as a preface, i spoke about aomine's sense of security in the people he loves HERE, in the context of my aokaga fics. it's mostly hc because it talks about his parents whom we don't get to see in canon, but i'm fairly confident in this analysis to discuss this angle without referencing to that. i founded the parent hcs on how he acts with momoi.

SO. let's discuss aomine's relationships first and foremost. in the series, aomine refers to THREE people by their first names, and he does it exclusively when he feels comfortable and/or friendly with someone enough that they've earnt it. unlike with some of the other characters, he doesn't do it to get a rise out of anyone by assuming familiarity, and he doesn't do it to make fun.

he calls kuroko tetsu when kuroko proves that not only does he love basketball as much as he does, but that he's a good person and someone aomine feels he can trust. even when they fall out, even when aomine believes that kuroko must hate him, and he wants to hate kuroko for his naive view of basketball, he still calls him tetsu. he doesn't waver at all, not around other people, or shouting his name at the top of his lungs from the back of an arena. kuroko is tetsu. it's a badge of honour.

momoi is his childhood best friend and someone he does not believe will ever leave. she is, and has been for over ten years by the time the show starts, satsuki. in my view, he treats momoi as one would a sister, almost, because he treats her honestly pretty badly with no expectation that she's taking him seriously. he's surprised when he makes her cry (like in the rain when she's suggesting he pull out of a competition due to injury), because yeah he's calling her ugly and telling her to fuck off and all of that, but there's an unbreakable bond underlying his meanness that aomine trusts won't break. he shouldn't treat his friends like this, but i'm just trying to come at this from his perspective. he expresses his love for her quietly, but it's there.

as i said in my linked hc post, aomine does not believe that he has to do anything special in order to earn the love of those he trusts. he does not believe that their love is conditional, he does not think that it's linked to his skill or status as a prodigy. for better or for worse, he feels known by these people, and therefore, he's immature about responsibilities and regularly acts up around the people he loves. he ditches people, he shirks chores, and he genuinely does not care about annoying or bothering people.

and now we come to sakurai. aomine and sakurai have a faaascinating dynamic. they're classmates as well as teammates, but i'd love to know how they started talking. neither of them have the kind of personality to just sit next to the other bc they're in basketball club together. sakurai appears skittish, insecure, wet, pathetic, we love you sakurai but you have a reputation. and it's bullshit. sakurai's "drawback", what makes him look weak in the eyes of those around him, is in his need to please others. he takes it bitterly personally when he does something wrong, or he believes he does something wrong, quickly reducing to tears and the classic "i'm sorry! i'm sorry! i don't want to live! i deserve to die!" spiel he usually descends to. but in clutch mode, in his favourite sport, sakurai can be just as arrogant as the rest of touou. he has the confidence to make threes against strong opponents instead of just passing to the prodigal ace. he wants to score points. he isn't interested in proving himself to anyone, he already knows that he's great.

sakurai's actual personality, rather than his perceived one, is probably what draws aomine to him. i can very easily imagine that they're in a game early on, and sakurai looks like he's about to get into trouble with the opposing team who are picking on him a little. but instead of crumbling, he gives them the most disgraceful look of disrespect, and scores an amazing three. it's a moment like that which would make aomine interested, and as he pays more attention, he'd notice other things he also would like. sakurai is kind, he loves basketball, and he is not afraid of aomine. he's not afraid of his skill, however much he is impressed by it, and he doesn't see aomine is someone to prove himself to or compete with. sakurai honestly doesn't seem like he thinks about aomine much at all. which aomine would like. he's also a great cook. again, my idea is that they were eating together, and aomine is looming because he kinda wants to make friends but isn't quite sure yet, and sakurai offers him a little food. you know, like the neighbourhood cat? anyway. once he's had some, he wants to have more, and so, a friendship occurs.

sakurai's food making is one of his more beloved traits in his team, and everyone is comfortable enough with him to snatch and steal etc. like wakamatsu eating all the fucking lemons so aomine wouldn't get any. my fav team. stupid idiots. there are instances were sakurai expresses that he wishes they wouldn't (like the cursed replace novel where aomine eats all sakurai's food he made for the team during a study session to do aomine's homework, without him knowing, and when he discovers an empty fridge, he starts crying and has to be comforted), but overall his protestations are, in my opinion, coming from modesty rather than actual discomfort. sakurai is a strong enough person not to have people walk all over him, he simply doesn't mind being useful to a team he has grown to love and respect.

sakurai is the third person aomine refers to by his first name. sakurai earns this in his basketball skill, he earns it in how he stares fearlessly and disgracefully at nonbelieving opponents. the food definitely helps, but aomine wouldn't have just stolen a stranger's food. he doesn't view sakurai as weak. he doesn't bully him. wakamatsu may think that aomine is bullying him or taking advantage of him, but aomine isn't like that. he doesn't take advantage of the weak, he protects them. like the lady's bag getting snatched. like fighting haizaki when he knew his friends couldn't (not that he thinks they're weak, it's just that their hands were tied). i don't think i've seen him ever take advantage of anyone like that. he certainly takes advantage of friendships as i've mentioned above, but it feels different to me. idk maybe i'm just an aomine excuser at this point. it'll happen again.

for someone who doesn't sincerely smile much, btw, look at how he is in that scene with sakurai:

sakurai: but... this is... aomine: huh? sakurai: sorry, go ahead!

i think this dialogue is less aomine bullying his way into sakurai's bento, and more sakurai realising that the neighbourhood cat is getting more comfortable with him. would he have told him to get lost? probably not. but he doesn't move away when aomine's near, and he isn't flinching or worried about anything bad happening. if anything, his eyes closing when aomine's draped all over him shows, to me, that he's sort of accepting his fate, bc he knows aomine's not gonna do anything but take the good bits of his bento (not a bully. wakamatsu. please calm down). in fact, look at aomine's reaction when wakamatsu tries defending sakurai, whom he believes is getting kinda bullied here:

first, he checks on sakurai. look, he's fine. sakurai cries at everything, he's calm here. he hasn't overstepped any boundaries. but to me, aomine's first words being a reply to wakamatsu's claims that he should be at practise, and not about stealing food, suggests that aomine hasn't actually considered that he could be doing anything wrong enough to rile wakamatsu up this much. it has gotta be about coming to practise. he stops eating sakurai's bento and tries to leave. i think he'd probably be embarrassed by the idea that he could bully anyone. mean as he is, selfish as he is, aomine's good at heart. he'd definitely think his whole team was stupid as fuck if they believed that aomine would bully sakurai, or degrade him in any way. aomine's just showing that he's comfortable with him in the only way he tends to: by being a little shit.

phew! aomine brain dump out of the way. let's discuss haizaki more briefly because haizaki is a lot of fun, but he's not as fun to talk about as aomine.

i think it's a super interesting, deliberate choice to introduce aomine as a nuisance and then haizaki as a nuisance in a similar setting. aomine's food stealing, to me, looks like it's founded on habit and friendship. he doesn't view sakurai as weak and pathetic, and i think already by that point is calling him ryou, so they're solid friends. aomine is a definite loner and doesn't seem to want friends, but ryou is one of them. one of three, as i mentioned, whom he refers to by first name.

haizaki's entrance in the food hall is different because he doesn't have that base level of friendship with kuroko at all. from memory, he calls people by their first names and it makes them uncomfortable. that's likely why he does it. he is big on disrupting the balance of things. i know he hates the generation of miracles, i know he hates team play and friendship dynamics (likely because he finds it difficult to relate to people like that, and to forgive when someone does something that he finds annoying or weak). haizaki does prey on the weak. he's a menace to women walking around at night, he's a menace to kise in their match (his views on kise are super interesting but i don't wanna get into them now, but he does view kise as weak). and he definitely thinks kuroko's weak. it's no surprise that he targets kuroko's plate (this is all from memory so i'm hoping i'm right lmao).

haizaki's food stealing is a power play. look at what i can do, i can take what i want. you can't do shit about it. when called out for it, he says this:

(mido said fuck YOUUUUU aomine) now, i don't think this is actually haizaki believing that aomine is doing it for the same reasons he is. i don't think haizaki gives a shit, and he just sees aomine making a fuss and wants to cause trouble. (side note: aomine's i only take when i'm hungry is so funny. he's saying i'm DYING before i steal from my friends!!! that's so stupid. he's such a pain. but he's never going to say "i only steal from my best friends" because that is crazy talk, this is still aomine, whether he's 12 or whatever.)

murasakibara complains, drawing himself into haizaki's zone of interest, and then haizaki shows he doesn't give a fuck by talking only of the food. i am SURE there are translation issues to be taken into consideration, but haizaki's word choice at face value is: a) your fried chicken looks good too, b) that's mine now. essentially: the fuck are you gonna do about it? he likely doesn't view mura as weak, i think here he's just willing to fight for it. mura plays defence and haizaki loses interest.

haizaki seeks to remind them that he isn't emotionally invested in any of this shit, he just takes what he wants to because he can. it's a power play, and everyone knows it.

the fact that it's aomine putting up a fight about not stealing food is telling to how different they are. it doesn't matter that aomine thinks he only steals when he's hungry so it's alright, if he even does view it like that at all (aomine has a history of talking shit and lying sooo). aomine sets them apart by making it clear that he doesn't have any ulterior motives. haizaki is very quick to announce that he does. he isn't doing it because he has to, he's stealing and being a general menace because he wants to. and he tends to target either those he views as weak, or those he knows will fight him.

i wonder why he didn't take from akashi? i wonder whether it's a testament to nijimura's fighting skills or that haizaki didn't fight back when nijimura beat him up?

anyway. i'm so sorry i wrote an essay on your post. i love this topic obviously and i'm critically insane.

[art-of-firefly]

Akashi Seijūrō birthday countdown ★ J-12 With Teiko's team

I'm not fully satisfied with the result but i can't stop the countdown and tomorrow it's time for Rakuzan ! I hope you like it anyway

Process below

somehow i like the sketch and greyscales versions more than the final illustration

[wannabe-cartoonist-blog]

An inforgraphic/cheat sheet for what Kuroko + Kagami are called/call other people (in Japanese/canon). You can use these for reference for fanfic, fanart, or just general knowledge! I tried to include everyone who refers to them in special way and address any set of standards (upperclassmen, classmates, peers, etc). In my opinion, how characters are addressed/what they address others as is a really important aspect of characterization and relationship dynamics! Do they use nicknames, are they polite/respectful. etc? It can be so enlightening for dynamics/relationships.

You may notice that the Miracles aren't here even though they have special nicknames/terms of address, that's because you can find the chart on that over here. If people like these, I might go ahead and make some references sheets for the Miracles too.

[active-mind-15]

The parallels between Aomine, Murasakibara, and Haizaki. I will elaborate later.

[kuroko-no-cuties]

haizaki and kise in a nutshell

[tetsunabouquet]

Could you please do hatefucking with the bad boys? (Hanamiya, Haizaki, Imayoshi and Nash)

A/N: Here will be some small drabbles for each! HAPPY KINKTOBER!

(18+)

Hanamiya had a long list of why he hated you. How you got under his skin by always being one step ahead of him with that angelic look on your face when you both knew you could be just as calculated as he was, how every act of innocence was just you walking around with a holier then thou attitude. He hated how you could lazile eye him as a cat throughout the classroom, so drowsy yet something lurking underneath that he would always come to discover what it meant until it was too late. He hated how you always breezed by, never allowing him to find any dirt on you he could use. Hanamiya was consumned by those angry thoughts, blinded as his fingers wrapped themselves around your slim throat, as he pushed his pulsating length into you. He rammed himself in your pussy, as you tried to gasp underneath his rough fucking, tears pooling in your eyes. As he let go, the rush of oxygen filling your lungs made you climax, ruining his uniform. At the sight of yet again being slighted by you, he kept slamming himself balls deep until he came, wanting to defile your unprotected cunt just as you had defiled him. Perhaps that would teach you.

Haizaki had been intending to break you like this for a long time. Since middle school, really. When you had the nerve, to laugh to your friends how on earth Maiko could have dumped Kise for him? You had called him an average looking loser, and the haughty look on your face was one he had wanted to wipe off for a long time. Haizaki might not have been super intelligent, but this plan of his had been a stroke of genius and he was grateful to how he it had paid off. How you were crying as he had pushed your chest against the desk with brute force, how you couldn't escape with his hand golding your uniform so tightly, how you were drooling all over your paperwork as he fucked you without mercy. Your homework was getting ruined, and ink was staining your left cheek, but Haizaki couldn't care less. Let everyone see you were getting bullied by the cock you mocked so often, he wanted to see you walk around with his creampie dripping down your legs. His groans and your blissful whining filled the room, and you never thought you would have done anything so dirty and shameful, moaning like a bitch as Haizaki fucked you as if you were one. "Who's cock is making you feel good now?" He growled, and you clenched your walls pathetically around him. "Yours," you said as tears ran across your cheeks. "That's what I thought!"

Imayoshi had been at his limit with your antics. You always had the bloodboiling habit to show up in the library when he was studying and making a ruckus. Who on earth, was so impolite to constantly cause a scene in the library? That truly was having a complete lack of manners. Imayoshi had gone over countless scenarios of how he could shut you up, but none was so satisfying as this was; seeing you on your knees as you choked on his cock. The only sounds you were making now, was slurping and gagged noises that sounded way too cute as you should sound. The way you looked so extremely sexy, was sending his hands into your hair as he angrily slammed his cock down your throat. How could someone as annoying, aggrivating as you, dare to look so tempting to him? The anger was burning his skin, just as his arousal was. This wasn't enough. He undid the tie to his uniform. "Get up." You did as he ordered, and he shoved his tie that he had curled up into a ball, into your mouth. He grabbed you by your legs, making you land on the table with your back; a loud smack heard but nothing else, as Imayoshi reached up to pull your panties down. You could only breathe in deeply through your nose, before he slammed himself inside of you.

Nash Gold Jr surprisingly had a small list of things he hated, considering who he was. Your name was at the top of that tiny little list. You were the little sister of Marcus the Magical, who had been his primary rival in basketball since the three of you were but little kids, your snotty face always so eager to rub it in his face how Marcus was pure magic whilst Nash was just practicing your big brother's craft. That attitude you had, whilst you didn't play at all, was the reason why your name was higher on his list then your brother's. And finally, Nash had been able to achieve the thing he had been craving since puberty; Your body pressed against a locker, your limbs hanging around awkwardly as he used you as a fuckdoll after having beaten your brother at last. It was the ultimate victory, seeing your brother's face twist with disbelief and anger, seeing your shocked and scared little face as he dragged you into the locker room and hearing the broken moans errupting from your throat as he pumped his dick into your wet little pussy. "I should have known an uptight bitch like you was still a virgin." He hissed, your pussy quivering at the sensation of being forced open and receiving a rockhard cock. You couldn't say anything, you had lost your tongue. The only things on your mind was how your brother, his team and the entirety of Jabberwock could hear you sob Nash's name and that delicious dick making you a woman.