#incorrect knb

[active-mind-15]

I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok

Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?

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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.

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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.

Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!

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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.

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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?

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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?

Kise, out of frame: Not again!

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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?

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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.

Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???

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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.

Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.

Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

[wildflowertips]

credit

bonus:

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Midorima: You‘re a loose cannon, Aomine.

Aomine: No, I’m not. I‘m a cannon maybe, but a loose one? Is that what you think of me?

Kuroko: I think you play by your own rules.

Kise: No way, he thinks rules are meant to be broken

Midorima: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Aomine: No, I‘m just a reckless renegade. Murasakibara is a loose cannon.

Murasakibara: *rips basket off the wall*

[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 3 I guess

[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

[evelhak]

This is for you @raspberrylix.

[seizuki]

Akashi doesn't know what cup noodle is?!

[carrot-felisidad]

AKASHI AND MIDORIMA SLEEPOVER (kuroko is there somewhere, somehow)

Akashi: Shintarou, I'm your bestfriend, right?

Kuroko: *starts recording this convo*

Midorima: Well, no, Takao is.

Akashi: You can't have your boyfriend as your bestfriend. And we're childhood bestfriends!

Midorima: He's not my boyfriend, he's my bestfriend. We're always together now.

Akashi: Fine, but if he breaks up with you, who are you gonna cry to?

Midorima: First, we're not going to break up because he's not my boyfriend, second, if we were, we would never break up.

Akashi: But to whom are you going to cry, though.

Midorima:...

Midorima: To you...

Akashi: See, I'm your bestfriend.

*BONUS*

Midorima: If you ever break up with Furihata Kouki, would you cry to me?

Akashi: No, because I would rather use that time to get him back.

Midorima: No that's...

Akashi: It's winners' mentality, Shintarou.

[knb-incorrect]

Kise: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me

ㅤ

Kuroko: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

ㅤ

Kise: Yes!

ㅤ

Midorima: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[wildflowertips]

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*Everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*

Akashi: So. Who broke it? I‘m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Tetsuya: …I did. I broke it.

Akashi: No. No you didn’t. Ryōta?

Kise: Don‘t look at me. Look at Murasakibaracchi

Murasakibara: What?! I didn’t break it.

Kise: Huh, that‘s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Murasakibara: Because it‘s sitting right in front of us and it‘s broken.

Kise: Suspicious.

Murasakibara: No it‘s not.

Taiga: If it matters, probably not, but Midorima was the last one to use it

Midorima: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Taiga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Midorima: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kagami!

Tetsuya: Okay let‘s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Akashi.

Akashi: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Taiga: Akashi… Aomine has been awfully quiet.

Aomine: rEALLY

Taiga: YES REALLY

Aomine: OH MY GOD

*Everyone starts arguing*

Akashi, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Akashi: I predict 10 minutes from now they‘ll be at each other‘s throats with warpaint on their faces and pig head on a stick.

Akashi:

Akashi: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[kagamischain]

Akashi: What's that?

Kagami:

Akashi: Sorry, I just thought somebody that was above the average national height said something.

Kagami: ?

Akashi: You're disgusting, tall man.

Akashi: Shrink!

[keiaruu]

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