#haizaki shougo

[wannabe-cartoonist-blog]

Kuroko no Basket schools and their locations

i'm sure this has been made by someone before, but I figured I'd give it a go myself. use this as a reference for fanfic, art, or just your own personal enjoyment! if i got any information wrong, please do correct me

EDIT: okay this is the 3rd and LAST time I'm updating this map. I decided to add approximate travel times.

[active-mind-15]

I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok

Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?

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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.

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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.

Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!

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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.

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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?

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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?

Kise, out of frame: Not again!

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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?

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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.

Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???

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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.

Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.

Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.

[akashirl]

CRAZY MIGUEL X KNB RELATIONSHIP CHART !!!

explaining my bonds below...

with sei: well, there's not much to be said about my relationship with sei that i haven't already. we're in love, crossed paths by fate...and we generally look up to each other, especially each other's mental strength. we have also bonded over our traumas and we're honestly just recovering from our issues together. we're not saving eachother, we're staying by the other's side while we save ourselves. it's a mutual bond of understanding, pure, teenage love.

now i'll refer to myself in third person for the sake of making this easier to understand.

miguel is lowkey scared of kuroko. he's not familiar with him enough to actually notice his presence, so he just finds him scary whenever he's actually there. on the other hand, kuroko thinks neutrally of miguel, considering him a friend since they went to middle school together.

miguel is also ex-teammates with kise (from teiko) but they never really clicked. miguel is jealous of how easily kise sharpens his skills so horridly fast. he also finds kise's way of speaking truly annoying, and he doesn't hide it, often being a little bit mean to him. kise is scared of miguel because of that -- and due to his nonchalant personality. (yeah i'm so mysterious and cool)

now with midorima, it's a different story. they're good friends and often hang out with sei as well. what keeps them close is their pure belief on zodiacs. astrology really does it for them. (also, midorima is one of the people who knows about miguel's feelings for seijuro).

miguel never really had a strong bond with atsushi, but relates to him ("basketball is so cruel"). plus, when miguel hangs out with himuro (and shrii, sometimes) atsushi randomly decides to come. but at the same time, miguel is absolutely jealous of how atsushi is comfortable with food (the ed is kicking in).

for miguel, aomine was always just that kind of guy that used to tag along whenever the teiko gang went out to play ball. i suppose they consider eachother old friends, but now, their teams' rivalry speaks louder.

there's not much to say about kagami. miguel finds him annoying and too loud, kagami thinks miguel has a huge ego. plus their teams are rivals and both being utterly ambitious, their personalities clash.

momoi and miguel are good friends and have been since teiko era! he was there for her when the first string was collapsing, and he often listened to her rants. despite being in different high schools, they often exchange long phonecalls to catch up on each other's life.

haizaki and miguel never really got along, specially after listening to nijimura complain about him all the time. now, hearing about how he acted in the winter cup (miguel wasn't playing), he just started disliking him strongly. it's like the vibes were never really there and he just needed a reason to not like haizaki. but haizaki never really cared for miguel that much, he wasn't really all that present during teiko era.

takao and miguel are just friends. :) . they met through shintarou. there's not much to say about them, they don't talk that much but they find each other's humor amusing.

himuro and miguel are close to best friends! they bonded over their music taste (2000's emo) and fashion sense, plus himuro understands miguel's main struggles and also knows that he likes sei. they get together sometimes to go to disc shops around kyoto or play ball!

now for the shocker. miguel and nijimura are half brothers (from different fathers) wow! shocker! miguel is the younger brother. he looks up to nijimura a lot, and has always been jealous of the time he got to spend with seijuro.

reo and miguel are close, since they're in the same class at rakuzan. when miguel moved to the first string, they instantly clicked because their gaydar started beeping INSTANTLY, no matter how much miguel tried to hide it. reo ended up finding out about miguel's feelings for sei and he does feel jealous of their bond; but the happiness for his friends is greater than that. also, he is always suggesting that miguel challenges himself by trying one of his sweets. miguel has denied until today but one day it WILL happen.

hayama finds miguel weird, but he's "part of the family" so he is his usual loud self around him too. hayama calls him "mikas". they're just friends and teammates.

nebuya and miguel get along well, they're a little closer than miguel and hayama. nebuya had a bad habit of telling miguel to "bulk up" and it had to be sei telling him to cut it out for him to stop. though, nebuya was just worried about him. now everything's fine though and they hang out together sometimes with the rakuzan gang.

mayuzumi and miguel have been friends since miguel's first year of high school, since they're both into anime and light novels (although they prefer different genres). they don't speak much now, since chihiro is in college, bt miguel looks up to mayuzumi for continuing to play basketball even after graduating and never letting anyone step on his dignity, despite how restrictive his abilities used to be.

[ miguel jumpscare ]

tags !! @pinkreveluv6 @japeneselunchtimerush @sweijuro @pigeonbksimp @fl0ralsxgar @ilovemaiubo @shrii-kk @moxanji-real

[dlcodnjs-27]

Gom + their construction crew!!

[wagakko]

From the Stage KuroBas Memorial Pamphlet. Please don't reupload.

[kirisaki-daichi-scenarios]

How'd you think kiridai, haizaki, imayoshi, nash and jason would use insta? (I know it isn't popular in Japan but still)

Hanamiya Makoto

his account used to be public but he made it private after getting fed up of having to delete comments like “you scumbag you broke my friend’s ribs rot in hell” from his posts which were just cute pictures of the kiridai cat (yes i’m bringing this ancient headcanon back) 

so now he only allows follows from people he knows and trusts which means literally just the kiridai team, imayoshi, maybe a couple classmates, and his mum 

and then within that circle, he has the other kiridai boys on his close friends list and they’re the ones who see the stories that ‘reveal his true nature’ 

like hanamiya sees that someone who played against him has made a post about their journey going through shoulder rehab (no guessing who gave them their shoulder issues), so he reposts that post to his close friends story with the caption “time for a round two?”

meanwhile the posts his mum sees are just pictures of the kiridai cat or pages from some books he’s been reading recently

(n.b. hanamiya’s mum very rarely uses instagram. she only uses the account to keep up with family members, and only made it in the first place because hanamiya had just made his and she wanted to make sure he didn’t get cyberbullied. 

meanwhile her son is the one who has been repeatedly suspended from instagram for bullying.)

Hara Kazuya

has a lot of accounts and if not for the fact that he has basketball and other hobbies he would be chronically online

so there’s one main account which has just a couple photos that make him look cool (a photo of him dunking, or him drumming with good lighting) and occasionally he’ll post a picture on his stories of the city under a dawn sky and a note of the time so everyone knows he’s out grinding streetball at stupid o’clock. 

the main account is his only public account and he only really has it so that, if anyone (family friends, basketball players from other schools) search him up, those curated posts are all they’ll see. he only posts that occasional story in order to see if anyone’s been stalking him.

then there’s the finsta which is what he’s most active on. he posts several times a week on this account and the posts are all either 1) shitposts and memes that make little to no sense, 2) pictures of fellow kiridai members at very bad angles, or 3) photos from matches that he wants to mock, like a picture of kiyoshi’s face in agony as his knee got broken with the caption “tfw tanaka-sensei sets a pop quiz.”

and finally hara has his assortment of troll accounts, most of which he uses to pretend to be a high school girl living in the general Tokyo area so that he can catfish classmates when he’s bored. 

hara has so many of these accounts that he’s created a cinematic universe of his own with elaborate storylines about the tumultuous friendships between these non-existent girls. they’ve become kiridai’s answer to d&d whenever the boys are bored.

plus these catfish accounts have now become strategic. several of the ‘girls’ are in talking stages, and even online relationships with, basketball players from other schools. this means that a) hara can get intel from the players and b) as soon as any important match comes around, he breaks up with/ghosts the guy, in the hope that it’ll make them place worse.

it goes without saying that it was hanamiya who invented this innovative technique of psychological warfare but hara’s the one who puts the hours in - to the point where it would be a little suspicious how well he can pretend to be a teen girl in love if not for the shit-eating grin on his face whenever he goes through his collection of screenshots of messages begging “her” to take them back 

(sidenote - can you imagine how well okamura would fall for this?) 

(i’m thinking of a yandere!okamura x catfish!hara fic…)

Furuhashi Kojiro 

has two Instagram accounts

account number one is the one his teammates/family/friends follow. it’s a private account that he doesn’t use very much apart from liking friends’ posts. he has a few photos on there, but mostly photos of scenery from holidays

account number two is public, with around 10k followers. it’s completely anonymous and no one irl knows he has it. this account posts quite regularly and every post is an aesthetic picture either of his plants or what he’s baked recently. and when i say aesthetic, i mean aesthetic: the perfect warm lighting and usually some berries or something framing the centrepiece of the photo. 

the captions are usually quite short and wholesome: “making melonpan can be difficult but i find the challenge refreshing” “when the days become stressful, i turn to these larch bonsai to remind myself to stand tall” “i am trying a new macaroon recipe. may it bring great riches.”

he’s also started posting some reels on this account, mostly timelapses of bread rising or plants growing etc

furu uses very few hashtags but somehow still gets super high engagement. his followers adore him and have collectively assumed he’s a fem lesbian living in the countryside somewhere with her beloved girlfriend. (furuhashi naturally never corrects anyone because he wants to keep it anonymous.) the comments are all “cottagecore queen” “i owe all my mental health to you” “the only unproblematic account on Instagram” 

so yeah, on instagram, furu is considered an angel

Jason Silver

this man has not posted a single photo where he is not shirtless

and his stories are like 30% videos from streetball practice and 70% thirst traps which he pretends he’s posting to show his gains... but everyone knows he’s just posting them to try attract the three women who followed him back

his following is around 50% ‘baddies’, 45% nba players, and 5% friends and a few streetballers that he’s played against before

(he follows very few streetballers because he thinks it’s beneath him to follow losers and see how they’re improving. he’s so good at basketball he has no need for that, duh.)

(in reality he has no need to stalk prospective opponents because nash does it for him.)

also actually headcanon that most of jason’s posts are videos of him breaking the hoop while dunking or just generally basketball action shots, because jason can’t pose in front of a camera to save his life

you can’t blame him really - that’s a lot of man to fit in one small lens

Haizaki Shougo

no profile photo, no posts: 100% anonymous account. man just uses his Instagram account to get material to jerk off too - pretty much every single account he follows is of an onlyfans model. (he would still be following some female classmates and kise’s ex girlfriend if not for the fact that they’ve all blocked him.)

in the end, haizaki has no friends to interact with and no aesthetic life he can post about, so why would be bother having a more social instagram

added bonus of the anonymous account is that he can use it to stalk others - and he does like his stalking. 

sometimes he stalks the gom’s accounts, and he tells himself it’s just to make fun of them being desperate for likes or looking pretentious, but really he gets a “what could have been” feeling from scrolling through all the photos (and it hurts -- especially seeing videos of them playing together like back in middle school.)

and sometimes haizaki stalks his fukuda sogo teammates. again, he tells himself it’s just to mock them, and he’ll see photos of them hanging out together and be like “what fucking losers who would want to be seen with them.” but there’s a little pang of loneliness in his heart all the same.

Yamazaki Hiroshi

has had the same instagram account since he was 10 and he never deletes or archives any posts so if you scroll far down enough, you’ll find videos of pre-pubescent him and hara doing ‘parkour’ (literally just jumping over benches and off swings) or those chain posts like “share this with five friends or you’ll be haunted forever.)

zaki’s is a private account with a couple hundred followers - his teammates obviously but also family, cousins, some classmates, some of hara’s catfish accounts, and even a couple fellow high school basketballers from distant enough teams that they somehow haven’t realised that zaki is a member of the infamous kiridai. 

he posts semi-regularly and mostly just very normal, mundane posts - photos from family holidays, a tasty udon noodle bowl he had the other day and maybe the occasional streetball photo (typically with one of the kiridai boys in the frame instead of zaki – zaki’s not a huge fan of photos of himself)

zaki’s feed is mostly hara’s shitposts and also streaming clips from his various video games, and if you do ever see his account in the ‘wild’, it will be him backing up hara’s finsta after hara made a particularly outrageous comment somewhere

because a real friendship takes two people: Person 1 who just stirs shit up, and Person 2 who defends Person 2’s shit-stirring by cursing out every commenter who criticises them

[shy-planty]

Never have I ever seen a female vers of them, except for kags (unless i was blind as shit). I'm back from vacation btw.

[chireila]

teiko kids should have an autobiography book called "shit we do as junior high schoolers 'cuz we are the generation of miracles except people think highly of us as if we were emperors (that's true though) but honestly we just wanna vibing around"

the author? daiki, of course.

[written in katakana]

[tetsunabouquet]

Knb characters that would baby trap you?

Kise

-If he's serious about you and he suspects you aren't, he'll go to great lengths to keep you. -Claims you are destined to create the most beautiful child in the universe together. -Secretly has an entire vision about having the most beautiful family so he can rub it in everyone's faces once and the rest of the GOM get together with the kids. -He totally has a list of his favorite features of himself and you that he wants the children to inherit. -Kise doesn't lie about it once you confront him, in fact, he often suggests the two of you should be starting a family because he wants a cute army of mini-hims and mini-yous. To which you make jokes about wether he's interested in starting a war or something considering he envisions so many. -If it were possible, Kise would be the type to have over 40 children with you to which you always grumble he'd end up killing you by overbreeding.

Akashi

-If you ever were to postpone a big milestone in your relationship because of circumstances, like saying you should wait to move in together because you want to help nurse a sick relative or there's something important coming up career-wise, the alarm bells will start ringing in Akashi's head. He may not look like it, but after the loss of his mother he has developped a serious clingy side. -There is no way as tying you to him, then by literal blood. -Once you get pregnant, he will play it off with the most smoothest sentences ever, managing to convince you this was totally not his plan at all and that he'll be there for you. -Has paid people to clear every crook and nanny of his browsing history so you will not find out he has already searched for all the cutest baby necessities before he even knocked you up.

Haizaki

-If he ever likes a girl enough to actually want to be in a serious relationship and you'll ever grow tired of him acting like a douchebag, something inside of him snaps. You're his girl, the woman he loves more then his own mother, he can't let you go, no. -The next time you have heavy make up sex, he plans to get you pregnant. -Of course he promises to fix himself for the sake of the baby. -Whilst he's smirking on the inside because now you'll be tied to him forever. -If you're still in college, then he's the type of guy to drop out and get himself a job so he can take care of you and the baby.

Nash Gold Jr.

-He's not the kind of guy that accepts his girl drawing away from him for any reason. No matter how valid, no matter if you're coming back later and you've told him so. You won't spend Christmas with your family without him. He'll make sure of that. -When you're feeling off, he'll be the one to smoothly suggest a pregnancy test. -He'll envelop you in a warm hug and assure you when the test comes out positive. -Nash will use the money from basketball competitions to buy a home for you and the baby. Now, you won't go on family vacations without him anymore, if you won't be having one with your own family with him.

[knb-shitposting]

Knb headcanons! <3

imayoshi wins a lot of useless debates. not necessarily because he's right or anything (he probably has some really weird takes honestly like washing your hands after a shower) but because 1) he's VERY confident in his opinions 2) he can and will gaslight whoever he's talking to 3) He is so persistent and unflinching people just give up lmao

5 year old aomine chased around 5 year old momoi with a cockroach in his hand and she straight up ignored him for around two weeks. He got so paranoid an upset he dragged his mom with him to momoi's house to help him apologize.

Takao is a great swimmer.

Himuro enters the zone in his final year

Midorima color coordinates EVERYTHING.

Haizaki unironically calls himself an Alpha male

Nebuya had a crush on kiyoshi at one point

Takao unknowingly made a your mom joke to akashis face.

sorry for poor english and any grammatical errors; I am a minor and english is not my first language.

[milkywaystake]

If I said I think haizaki is also a victim of Teiko and other adults around him would yall jump me.

[wannabe-cartoonist-blog]

An inforgraphic/cheat sheet for what Kuroko + Kagami are called/call other people (in Japanese/canon). You can use these for reference for fanfic, fanart, or just general knowledge! I tried to include everyone who refers to them in special way and address any set of standards (upperclassmen, classmates, peers, etc). In my opinion, how characters are addressed/what they address others as is a really important aspect of characterization and relationship dynamics! Do they use nicknames, are they polite/respectful. etc? It can be so enlightening for dynamics/relationships.

You may notice that the Miracles aren't here even though they have special nicknames/terms of address, that's because you can find the chart on that over here. If people like these, I might go ahead and make some references sheets for the Miracles too.

[active-mind-15]

The parallels between Aomine, Murasakibara, and Haizaki. I will elaborate later.

[akashirl]

i know a nap during the cinema hates to see me coming

[aesthetic-is-life]

Kuroko no basket at teiko's time is like:

Midorima has a crush on Akashi, who has a crush on Nijimura, who makes a lot of hate sex with Haizaki, who has a crush (doesn't admit it) on Kise, who has a BIG crush on Aomine, who is deep in love with Kuroko (who loves back).

And Murasakibara who just want food

[art-of-firefly]

Akashi Seijūrō birthday countdown ★ J-12 With Teiko's team

I'm not fully satisfied with the result but i can't stop the countdown and tomorrow it's time for Rakuzan ! I hope you like it anyway

Process below

somehow i like the sketch and greyscales versions more than the final illustration