#He's worth it

[rabbitindemun]

Bill wearing heels I'm begging you.

i'm just letting this over here there ya' got

WATCHOUT, he has heels on.. and guns, but details-

[damianabsinthe]

A preview...

“Fuck me until I can’t walk. I want to cry, sob, scream, I want to feel something. Please.” I pleaded with him through thinly veiled shame. The liquid courage had taken effect and I spat out my words like a prayer to the devil. And maybe Leon would be my devil because he has ensnared me so well that I can only let out pitiful yells in his wake. He brought up both hands and encircled them around my wrists. He held me still, with the right force for me to know I was still in control, he would let me go if I wanted him to. But I never wanted him to stop touching me. He could kill me, and I would thank him, because his touch is so warm, and my soul feels so cold.

“You aren’t going to find what you’re looking for through me.” He said, voice even. It wasn’t a rejection.

“Let me try.” I searched his eyes, silently pleading. He looked away, as if knowing what I was going to say next.

“You know what you’re asking, right?”

“Of course.”

“Well then,” he released my wrists. “Ask it sober.”

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(First six chapters out now)

[smovs]

headin to the post office! folks who got BOOKMARKS ONLY, the postdude oughta be collecting them from the mailbox on monday. watch for shipping confirmation emails in the coming days.

[ifellinlovewithpersona]

Me trying to motivate myself to do uni stuff so I could play SMT IV later without feeling guilty is like:

(shoutout to my bestie @goatwithaplan to make this meme for me btw!)

[ohsenhun]

Interview with the Vampire

[shadowcat222]

MAN ACQUIRED FROM THE COMIC BOOK STORE !!!!

[rinwhore]

Here comes this random nights where I suddenly--literally out of blue my mind goes to Rindou and then cry like i am going through the most painful breakup

[seagiri]

when did this happen???

[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

[lilislegacy]

*percy controlling akhlys’ poison to use it against her and choking her on her own tears and saliva*

annabeth: never do it again. never do anything like it again. i’m begging you

many years later

*percy and annabeth’s teenage children being held at knifepoint by enemies, seconds away from being killed*

annabeth: percy, do it

[nerdpoe]

Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die. He decides to start a youtube channel with this.

He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.

Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.

He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.

One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.

Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.

The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.

[bluegiragi]

diplomacy.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[thhecaptainschair]

My Roman Empire: Sally dropping a match in an old milkshake knowing Poseidon would walk through that door in 0.7 seconds

[dianab111]

Wish I left to home earlier that night. Kinda glad I didn't.

[auteurdefeu]

Lucifer throws rubber ducks at Alastor to shut him up.

It actually worked for the first few times too, because it was so random that it caught him off guard, as very few things do. With his large collection and how very few of his creations he was actually proud of, Lucifer had a lot of ammunition. He wasn’t about to embarrass himself by scrambling to get them back afterwards, but he did wonder what happened to them. Incinerated, he would guess.

But no, Alastor likes entertainment, and after he got over the fact the literal King of Hell’s best line of defense was rubber ducks, he was very entertained by the little things. There was a growing collection in his radio tower, and he had learned quickly that there was more to them than met the eye. He’d been quite displeased when one had left his coat singed from spitting fire, but despite all their tricks, none were particularly harmful.

Alastor hadn’t been sure where these ducks were coming from, but after plucking one off the floor that had a remarkable resemblance to the Radio Demon himself, he was beginning to suspect they weren’t exactly off the shelf. And wasn’t that a thought, the devil himself spending hours meticulously crafting toys. Even more so interesting that he spent some of that time making one of a demon he hated so much. But he keeps them all the same.

Chucking them at Alastor’s head becomes a whole lot less effective at getting him to shut the fuck up after a while. That didn’t stop Lucifer from wanting to throw things at him, and it wasn’t destructive to the hotel in the process. Probably not a bad thing, to be clearing out his room of so many ducks. And if a certain gothic tower is now full of them instead, well… who’s to say.

*quack quack* I’m losing my mind, can you tell

[qiinamii]

i wouldn't have met you