#Helluva Blitz

[bibluebutterfly]

He can get hurt?

Yes Blitz, yes he can

[myname1sca1]

ASDFJLELFIENF

THE FUCKING LOOK ON BLITZØ'S FACE WHEN HE FINALLY GETS IT

HE WAS GOING TO SAY IM SORRY?!?!?@?@?

[sinnerstar]

Full Moon Countdown Kiss Day #3 - Palm Kiss

Missed the first two days because I’m oblivious as shit. I might go back and do them someday to make it a small series but here is day #3! 😊

My head canon supports Stolas being a power bottom and Blitzø goes crazy for it.

05.29.24

[cookiesaddict]

Loona I love you but why would you even say that. The fear in Blitz’ eyes stopp. 😭

[umnokorito]

#StrikerWasRightAllAlong2k24

[freyadragonlord]

Stolas and Blitz’s relationship is a really well written misunderstanding plot, and here’s why 

I didn’t exactly have bad expectations about the Full Moon episode, yet I find myself pleasantly surprised by just how well the show handled the final confrontation between Stolas and Blitz. It was perfectly tragic and, most importantly, it perfectly fits how their relationship was built up to this point.

But how did Stolas get to this point?

Stolas has been starved for love since he was a child. His father only knew how to buy Stolas’ stuff to distract him from his distress (whenever Paimon bothered to even be around). Stolas’ wife – whom he did not choose – disdained him and did not miss a chance to humiliate him. He used to have a good relationship with his daughter, even though things got more complicated as she grew up and started to realize that her parents hate each other; but having your own child love you isn’t the same as having someone love you because you are you.

And then, out of nowhere, This Guy whom he considers his first friend - someone who was at the center of one of the best memories from his childhood - sneaks into his house and tries to seduce him!! Needless to say, Stolas is taken by surprise!

He even tries to talk to Blitz at first, and asks him about his life. He wants a connection, but Blitz just kinda pushes Stolas on his bed and starts doing sexy things to him, while dodging his questions. And, well, Stolas has never had good sex before that moment! His only experience is with a woman who does not like him and whom he doesn’t like. He gets swept away! Turns out, kinky sex really does it for him, and Blitz just Keeps Going all night!

Now, we don’t get to see how Stolas reacted when he figured out that Blitz was there to steal his book. The next thing we know (which is actually the first time the audience is introduced to Stolas) is that he is determined not to let that night with Blitz be the last. And who knows, even if Blitz had an ulterior motive for that first night, Stolas could still have a chance to seduce him! But how to do that? Well, the only thing Stolas knows about Blitz is that he really seemed to be into kinky sex and dirty talk…. So, Stolas goes for that!

After a while, though, he realizes it isn’t working. Plus, as much as the sex is good, what he really wants from Blitz is romance! So, he tries changing his approach, he introduces the idea of dates, of staying at home without fucking… But every time Stolas tries to change things, Blitz is resistant.

Stolas has many flaws. He is unaware of his privilege, he can be entitled, too self-centered… but one thing he is not, at least, is clueless about his own feelings. Stolas knows he loves Blitz, he knows he wants them to be together, and so he spends a long time trying to figure out how to confess, how to convince Blitz that his feelings are sincere…

In a way, it’s all that planning that dooms him. He spends so much time thinking things over, finding the perfect words, the perfect selfless act to confess to Blitz and set him free, that he does not realize that his confession will come out of nowhere for Blitz. And that Blitz will not have had hours and hours to rehearse his own reaction!

To be fair to him, Blitz truly is spectacularly clueless – to the level that it’s difficult to understand, without knowing his history - when it comes to his own feelings…

Right, how did Blitz get to this point?

The first time Blitz met Stolas, as a child, Blitz’s father had literally sold him as entertainment, and then ordered Blitz to steal from Stolas' house. “Go make yourself useful for once.” “It’s what those rich privileged fuckers deserve.”

Blitz grows up in an environment where his own father prefers another child to him. His only worth to his dad is to be a trading card, and to be an instrument to get rich.

Blitz doesn’t grow completely without love, tho! He knows what it is like to be loved. He has a best friend, his twin sister, his mother… And then he manages to lose all three of them in one single, spectacular accident. And it was an accident! But it was also his fault. And that’s the night Blitz learns that nobody can love him for long, because he does not deserve it. Even if someone did care for him, eventually they will realize he is worthless and dangerous.

Blitz hates himself.

Still, he does what he has to do to survive, and he goes on.

Years pass, and Blitz is trying to achieve his oldest dream, the dream to be his own boss, to lead a successful business, to prove that he can do something right. He needs Stolas’ book to achieve his dream, so what? It’s what those rich privileged fuckers deserve. He can make himself useful for once.

Does Blitz understand that it’s not Stolas himself who bought him all those years ago, but rather his father? It doesn’t really matter in the end, the only thing that’s important is that he knows that if he distracts Stolas enough, it’s not that hard to steal from him. If he sells himself, he can get anything out of Stolas.

The sex an accident, in the end. Stolas suggests Blitz is there to seduce him (Stolas is joking, but Blitz doesn't realize that), so Blitz goes for that. He bites Stolas’ neck to distract him from the theft, and Stolas reacts to that! Blitz can use this! He just happens to encourage Stolas when Stolas talks dirty to him, he doesn’t know he’s the one planting the idea in Stolas’ brain.

And Blitz could leave Stolas tied up and flee with the book, but at the end he feels bad. He decides to fuck Stolas after all, and well… That wasn’t so bad. He was supposed to do it “real fast”, but ends up spending the whole night!

Still, what if the sex was good? Stolas is still an entitled and powerful prince. And Stolas’ behavior in the following months only confirms that the other demon is just using him! And when Stolas’ actions start to change, well, surely that’s just some new kink, some new game…

Blitz constantly confirms his own biases, and he is incapable of seeing beyond them. He expects to be used because he has been used so many times, ever since he was a child. He doesn’t expect to be loved, because he doesn’t believe anyone can love him.

And if he starts to enjoy the time he spends with Stolas, at least sometimes, well….. That’s just the good sex. Plus, he feels powerful, when he’s fucking Stolas. Not only because Blitz dominates him in bed, but also because this is an arrangement he entered of his own free will, and he’s the one directly benefiting from it.

And! Isn’t it easier this way??? Relationships are messy! This arrangement, tho, no feelings involved, at all! He can push Stolas around as much as he wants, and Stolas will let him.

(Stolas cannot get hurt, after all.)

(He can get hurt??)

Blitz has many flaws. Being clueless about his feelings, and other people’s feelings, is maybe his biggest flaw. Stolas’ confession comes out of nowhere from him. He is confused. Nobody can love him, so it is a game, right?

It’s not a game. Where did this “confession” come from? He’s mad now. Stolas broke the rules, Stolas is using him again, somehow, Stolas… Stolas is crying.

It’s not a trick.

Their whole relationship has been a huge misunderstanding since day 1, and Blitz only just realized.

And Stolas sent Blitz away before he had time to realize, as well.

[piddies0709]

Full Moon Kiss Count down...

[mgc02]

And they lived happily ever after

[hazbin-helluva-itch]

Some of my favourite parts of Blitzo's calendar.

I just wish I knew which month they had, so I know which day is Moxxie Day. Must be either April, June, September or November, because it has 30 days...

Edit: I guess I solved it. He's a Virgo, right? So it must be September? Right? RIGHT?

[a113cowgirl]

“He can get HURT?”

[chaoticace2005]

Gif: @angelshizuka

We need to talk about these lines though, because Blitz’s immediate thought being that he wasn’t good enough. That he needs to do better. The way he says “I can always do better” really hammers in the idea that he’s been told he wasn’t enough before, and he’s had to plead to stay around (Cash I’m looking at you.)

Because to him at this part he thinks Stolas is getting rid of him, and if someone’s leaving him it must be his fault.

[bibluebutterfly]

Something I truly appreciate about this episode is how there wasn't anymore misunderstanding. During their conversation I was worried that Blitz may take what Stolas was saying the wrong way, but Stolas left no room for implication. He laid it all out there.

Unfortunately it was never just the transaction that was getting in the way of them being together. Now that this is out of the way it's up to them to get through their other issues (their self esteem, Blitz pushing others away, etc) before they can truly get together.

[myname1sca1]

Guys- his OUTIFT. He is dressed like a BUTLER OR A SERVANT.

THESE CHARACTER OUTFIT DESIGNERS ARE FUCKING LEGENDS 😭😭😭

[sinnerstar]

Did I just draw soft p*rn…? Oops. Full Moon Countdown Kiss #5: Mouth Kiss.

Now we wait for heartbreak…

05.31.24

[cookiesaddict]

Blitz is really losing the idgaf war, huh? 🤭

[clarityroses]

In the wise words of blitzø,

“What.”

“The.”

“FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!”