been waiting for a half hour for "the turtle guy" to show up to move this extremely large snapping turtle that's stalking the perimeter of the children's playground
ive had to stop like 5 toddlers from touching it WHERE ARE YOU TURTLE GUY!!!
"Love my terrible wife roommate who wants to kill me so, so bad. I come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps. When we eat dinner, I'll smile and say, "poison again?", and she will shrug mischieviously; but we both know it is very much poison."
like specifically at around a minute in, after what I'm pretty sure is "and the donkey they threw from the bell tower", what's this guy saying? I'm losing my mind
here's the unedited song if it helps:
all of the lyrics online are wrong or incomplete and there are no official ones anywhere! I just want to know what that dude is saying!
i didn't realize that peter lukas was supposed to look like an old man when i first listened to s4 so i just thought he was some annoying blonde twink who always had his hair up in a ponytail. you can imagine my confusion when i saw fanart.
It's basically abt the Batfam thinking that Danny was fake or something like that and then when one of them meets him irl they're like "Why'd you gaslight us to thinking that he wasn't real??" To Bruce while he's panicking cuz he genuinely didn't know!