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beemovieerotica · 1 hour
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been waiting for a half hour for "the turtle guy" to show up to move this extremely large snapping turtle that's stalking the perimeter of the children's playground
ive had to stop like 5 toddlers from touching it WHERE ARE YOU TURTLE GUY!!!
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macaulaytwins · 7 days
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mlm-blues · 2 months
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fellas is it gay to have boys on your mind 24/7
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aetherean-alchemist · 2 months
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"Love my terrible wife roommate who wants to kill me so, so bad. I come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps. When we eat dinner, I'll smile and say, "poison again?", and she will shrug mischieviously; but we both know it is very much poison."
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codther · 3 months
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Etho was dreaming goofy shit, sigh
I’m sorry y’all I’ve been drawing a bunch of dread AU stuff so here’s some fluff
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secondbeatsongs · 2 months
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hey. I need help
what the fuck does this song say?
like specifically at around a minute in, after what I'm pretty sure is "and the donkey they threw from the bell tower", what's this guy saying? I'm losing my mind
here's the unedited song if it helps:
all of the lyrics online are wrong or incomplete and there are no official ones anywhere! I just want to know what that dude is saying!
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babytrapperdiaz · 1 year
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i'm literally melting into a puddle as we speak. he's LONELY "we're going to die alone" SOMEBODY SEDATE ME !!
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tujhse-raabta · 7 days
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LITERALLY DYING THIS FANFIC AUTHOR HAD HANNIGRAM NAME ONE OF THEIR DOGS ENCEPHALITIS
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sapphic-gardn · 9 months
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let’s talk about this picture
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magpod-confessions · 2 months
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i didn't realize that peter lukas was supposed to look like an old man when i first listened to s4 so i just thought he was some annoying blonde twink who always had his hair up in a ponytail. you can imagine my confusion when i saw fanart.
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meow-won · 1 month
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As everyone probably already knows... the past few weeks have been really tough for us Jungwon stans 😭
Starting off with these shots from the L'Officiel photoshoot...
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And the photos...
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The D'ICON photoshoot had everyone's heart beating fast 💓
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Jungwon in THIS outfit and THESE specs
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THIS Jungwon Selca 😭
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This shot speaks for itself....
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And this...
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If you made it to the end, and you are still alive and well, then you are certainly NOT a Jungwon stan.
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termys-trek-art · 1 month
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problem ive been having lately
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starnymphkitt · 2 months
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the way that Harrow didn't even get to go back to steal one of Gideon's shirts or robes, or lay sadly in her bed.
just ripped away from her body. gone.
she will never get to smell or feel her warmth again. what the fuck!!
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starfiresky · 2 months
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*when school is kicking your trash*
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teamnick · 3 months
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justheretoreadstories · 5 months
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UM
HELP.
PLSS??
I'M TRYING TO FIND A DPXDC STORY!
It's basically abt the Batfam thinking that Danny was fake or something like that and then when one of them meets him irl they're like "Why'd you gaslight us to thinking that he wasn't real??" To Bruce while he's panicking cuz he genuinely didn't know!
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