#Help-A-Momma-Out

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[trappednyourheart]

The wrong DNA test

( what if, Sheila wasn't really Jason's mother? The system is already corrupted, then what about the test?).

A huge brawl containing every rogue had started at the time of Halloween, causing the people from downtown to fled there home's as joker had clownized the whole neighborhood with his goon's.

Every bats had taken to groups to take out the three parts of Gotham's as the rogue's had started to make alliances, some had lasted quite long while had conflicts, and causing a big damage to Arkham asylum,

It didn't take long before they captured all of them, none of the bats questions as they observed Jason glowing green eyes starting to flick, they thought it was the pit again, growing wary of the cooperation, but Crime alley was involved and that mean business to Red hood's turf.

Catherine todd love her son as her own even if not biological, Jason knew that. But her thing with drugs couldn't make her stop.

Sometimes after that, they could hear Jason humming a tune,a nice melody from Damian's statement saying that Jason muttered to him “ lullaby” as Jason continued to read his book, maybe it could be from Catherine,

they knew how Jason's past with Catherine todd, his mom even if not related, Catherine loves her son like her own kid but her doing drugs and... overdosing couldn't be stop.

Maybe Jason just remembered his mother maybe reminiscing atleast something familiar...even if it was a bad time.

Jason had constantly have been hearing a woman's? Man's? Voice, singing him a lullaby...it soothing, like as if he known and loved this melody...and that's where the dreams kept coming, there was a person, giving him kisses, Talkin to him stories, singing him lullabies and soothing him, he could dream that he was actually a baby, a baby from a normal couple, well don't count the luxurious baby room.

Jason had took out a conspiracies why he was getting this dreams, ( he swears he's not becoming Tim) and voices, maybe like a misshapen memories from the pits of victims? No it's to peaceful for that, maybe magic? He already contacted Constantine but surely hang up after knowing who it was-

Just how is he getting this dreams? Unless it wasn't.... So he proved again his point, he started a DNA test, again but none had records...of Sheila being his biological mother...that was weird, last time he had a test was from the time as robin..and before his-

So he went to that hospital who had said where Sheila had given birth to him, and most of shock is that no one knows a mother giving birth named Sheila haywood but had a document of a baby, of one Jason jay nightingale, the most believing part was that it's the same day he was born in.

His mother, Daniel F. Nightingale was said to be trans as the doctor who help his mother safely delivered him, And saying that his mother loved him,

one Sheila Haywood had the constant trick to get him and taken him as his own, because his mother's family was a wealthy one they practically sold him to her.

Jason had thought that maybe his mother's family never wanted him to have a son with a man from Gotham's crime alley.

Meanwhile Danny had just been YEETED to the DC universe before the start of Batman's justice thing and had been adopted by a very wealthy fruit loops couple as there kid, so he stayed as the couples daughter even pretending, because he owed ghost writer a favor for the last time, and as DC universe exist so it's story, and one thing for sure the child he had to give birth in this universe has a very complicated fate,

he did the one night stand from his supposed friend Willis Todd? He had to befriend him as Dalia F. nightingale the supposed Wealthy daughter who fell in love with a peasant trope, and gotten pregnant making it a scandal, and reaching to his ‘parents’ circle and getting that drama.

But he never thought he would care for his child, his little jay, his ghost side would purr in delight when they held Jason, he was a very hard sucker especially from his pacifier or his breast, it's so weird being in a women body,

but the way his ‘parents’ sold his son to the women who was supposed to get his son killed and being revived by cheap parody ass of ectoplasm.

He went feral, he had an argument to his ‘parents’ but all fell deaf ears, he couldn't find his son in one of the hotels nearby where that BXtch was.

And that time was where his part of the script was fulfilled, ghost writer already took him, both sides of his, were angry.

He. will. get. his. baby. back.

[mommalosthermind]

Reporting and blocking the daily deluge of porn bots like I’m a highly sought after match gently turning away suitors. Weird ego boost of the day.

JackieMichaels69’s hands are rough against my own as I pull away, pretending not to see how her fingers flex as she suppresses her need to reach for me again. Sarahjjjohnson42 corners me in the hall, away from prying eyes so none might spy how her own are wet. I tell her again that I cannot be what she needs, though she is passionate in her attempts to have me reconsider. KiraBernard83 is flushed from rage and embarrassment, her heels clicking viciously across the hardwood as she accuses me of purposefully misleading her. I allow her this moment, as I know she needs the anger to carry her from the room. LiliannaRivera36 is bold, her attire more a wish than a reality, as she twists me in close and murmurs her desires into my ear. She pats my cheek before I can respond, and reminds me that I am welcome to call upon her whenever I so choose. The cocky smirk of her reddened mouth slips into a flat line when I step back. You’ll cave eventually, she says on a sigh.

But I will not.

I cannot satiate any of the longing I’ve encountered on this strange night. They are lovely, but they are all of them outmatched in ways they shall never understand; for my heart, my hand and my soul are indeed already claimed.

[kiddokori]

my son has figured out the more sad and pathetic he meows the quicker i am to check on him because i think something’s wrong so now he exclusively wails at the top of his lungs like some lonesome spectre instead of just meowing like a normal guy. walk in the door hes running to me howling i rush to his side and ask him whats wrong my beautiful darling what ails you and he just flops over for belly rubs. male manipulator.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

when i was in highschool one o my biggest coping mechanisms was drawing all the kids i hated getting killed and eaten and killed. and well. time is a slowly ascending spiral. you will find patterns.(i work as a blackjack dealer. gamblers are FASCINATING

[jrueships]

Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them

[pastelpousay]

hades is a vile and disgusting in character (disney & mythology) and you’re no better than a proshipper for selfshipping with him </3 sorry not sorry but dont try to lump urself with us normal people when you ship yourself with a problematic character!

Nigga ur literally using anon you have no right to have an opinion 💗

“Don’t try and lump yourself in with us normal people” WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!? 💀 IF HOU HAVE TO CLAIM YOU’RE NORMAL YOU ARE NOT NORMAL 💀 PLEASE GET OF TUMBLR GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO GET A LIFE. ALSO HES LITERALLY A DISNEY CHARACTER GROW TF UP BITCH 😽💗

[laughterfixs]

Art dump anyone? 👀 had some major needs to wreck some celestial jesters and well…had needs for some of my older ocs so here we go!

Meet Nevera! She’s one of my old ninjago ocs from the times of me making my own serpentine tribes~

The taipanai are a strong and elusive tribe with their venom being their greatest weapon and tool! A few drops can paralyze a grown man for over an hour! But mixed with the right herbs, it can make a potent medicine!

As the saying goes, never trust a snake…Sunny likes her however~!

Fun fact about Ana, she too is adopted! Her mother being Najada! Sun and moon very lovingly refer to her as Nana or Nanajada!

And when Ana is away or busy, sun and moon are still trying to work up the courage to ask their nana for their favorite game.

Nana provides of course~

And much to the boys excitement disappointment, mama and nana will very gladly gang up on them and give them all the loving tickles they deserve~

A nuzzly huffy dragon is a horrible thing to have against your tummy~

[thisispoggers]

Space Garden 1/2

All pics belongs to Monsta! I simply got all of them from their Insta :D!

[ch3rubd0lls]

GUYS HELP FR I'M DYING

Ain't no way my MOM gets email updates from this hellsite.... SHE! OF ALL PEOPLE! CAN SEE MY ASKS AND EVERYTHING

How the fuck do I turn that shit OFFFF

The last person i want seeing what i do in ppls inboxes is my fucking mother

Mom if u see this one too ilysm ur awesome but this isnt funny anymore im weird as shit on the interwebs run while you can

[unproduciblesmackdown]

orvphil: so real

for example used analysis on the following instances

orville's physical reluctance & difficulty kneeling to propose to jane vs. readily swinging right into such a kneel with phil during 'til we meet again

'til we meet again

(see above) noting the "both immediately becoming So happy to be doing this" and "staring at each other for an unbroken ten seconds after finishing the song which was evidently beyond simply a [hold for applause] thing"

having indeed an adorable little meet-cute, which may not be an integral part of every eventual writer/lyricist & composer partnership

when phil drops in at wingate manor and he an orville have a private little wave to each other like =)

sitting next to each other sharing a hay bale and orville gets drinks for them both and phil walks orville home

lucky day

the choreography where orville's at the piano and phil swings it out while rotating it and orville's "walking" while sitting to one side to help (my analysis: going ohhhhh ;w;)

both simultaneously answering "his" when asked whose song it is like the earnest effortless mutual admiration and appreciation huh fellas

margaret talking about protecting your heart from these theatricals; orville Is one of these theatricals, and he loves it; phil watching him / reacting in this moment including his little "hell yeah" move like he had for orville going off in lucky day

their general enthusiasm together / for each other / enjoyment of being around each other and increased ease of operating when around each other

phil wishing orville could hear his music and talking about how orville ruined his own night to save theirs, then remarking "...what a guy!" mmhm

🌈🌈🌈

[gloopdimension]

i think the sage of fertility affects harvests for those hylicitizens that cultivate their crops like the soil and such. bc they definitely need it. But they can also affect a womb!

[mommalosthermind]

I’m a writer! Of course I’m opening a doc to braindump a story that’s approximately five sequels away from the one I’m supposed to be working on.

[tittysuckersworld]

if i did perhaps make a sorta modern au himeko x kafka au with the stellaron twins being their adopted kids would people mind me dumping it here? on one hand thinking of making a separate blog for it on the other that would probs end up with me accidently reblogging suff to it all the time like the oc blog lol-

[starfleetwitch]

Personal moan time cause its stupid o'clock and I've had 4 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours.

So... Turns out... Like David Tennants Doctor... I don't want to go 😅

[tvrningout-a]

starter call | @vonerde encounters yuzusa!

" so, tell me about yourself, gaia. " the sweet tone she adopts is dangerous, deceptive; even though chiyo might be a good liar, yuzu can smell something fishy from a mile away. she doesn't know why her the kid would lie, but she intends to find out. her smile widens a little as she leans in a little, like she's sharing a secret. " chiyo's never mentioned you before, so naturally i'm curious. "