#Hen is like: the fuck was that

[ilianitta]

'What's our motto? Who cares!'

7x03 Capsized, 9-1-1

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 76

Tim has no idea whether to laugh or cry. Bruce sends him away from Gotham to stay safe from Red Hood, yet who is standing there, in the Titan Tower, but the man himself. And if he was attacking or something then fine, he could deal with it. But no, the man is standing there, in the kitchen, cooking like it’s an everyday thing. Like sure he’s cooking angrily and Tim swears he can see some sort of eye glow in the helmet, but it’s not like he’s actually threatening any of them?? The literal crime lord has been hissing about them not having any food and being out of medical supplies and who decided to leave a bunch of teens alone to take care of themselves. Which. Rude, he’s been taking care of himself for years, and both Raven and Beast Boy have too! What type of scheme is this?!

Jason was going to go through with his attack on the Tower, he really was. But seriously, they didn’t even have any medical supplies, their cupboards were practically empty of food, and they didn’t even have any cleaning supplies. For fuck’s sake he’d gotten in so easily and it was a giant tower shaped like a T- everyone knew where it was! Honestly it’s not his fault the pit rage went from being pissed to the literal child- which uh, huh he’ll have to freak out about that later- to raging about how he took better care of the alley kids than the heroes were taking care of their kids so guess whose going to have to fucking step up! 

[dykeyangel]

maybe im a hater but calling the lesbian relationship "a gay ship for straights" while calling a non canon mlm relationship "a gay ship for gays" genuinely pisses me off so bad like how the hell is a relationship between two Black lesbians, one of which is masc, for straight people. like, honestly if we're gonna play that game, straight women fetishize Buck and Eddies relationship way more, it's way more popular with straight audiences, while Hen and Karen's storylines get ignored by straight fans AND gay fans. like Christ just say you people do not care about lesbians or female characters one fucking bit

[beeduoo]

wonderful

[nubimera]

I built a sunroom at my farm for my potted plants, and apparently Shane liked it so much that now he feels the need to fill the rest of the house with plants too

[zykamiliah]

since this post is doing the rounds again, i want to take a moment to remind everyone that saving lbh from the bullying disciples, saving lqg's life, almost sacrificing himself to protect the sect during the demon invasion, are things that sqq does without any ulterior motives. if he wanted to capitalize on his good deed, he would have revealed himself after protecting lbh. when he meets lqg in the lingxi caves, it surprises him to see him there, and it's after he's already rescued lqg from a qi deviation that it occurs to him that "hmmm, this is a good ally to have, just in case". and during the demon invasion, after getting poisoned, he was ready to self-detonate so that he could take out sha hualing.

like, yeah, sy!sqq is smart and cares about his own survival-- but he's also a big softie that can't stand seeing people hurt and do nothing

[fluffydice]

Guy with Generalized Anxiety Disorder be like

[peachdues]

since we’re all ovulating right now and i just got done with my ninth re-read of The Netherwood, i just wanted to share a thought i had

thinking of werewolf!Sanemi being able to tell when reader is ovulating. he can both see the changes in her and smell the subtle change in her scent, all while it always makes his instincts to breed flare up. one time, however, her cycle lines up with his heat and he just goes fucking wild, both physically and mentally unable to control himself.

like dirty nasty breeding sex and his neighbors are beyond sick of him

..

especially in the cough cough predator-prey au cough cough cough

BESTIE DON’T DO THIS TO MEEEEE

You know how I joke that this would be Sanemi if Reader got her way?

Yeah. I think this instance — if her ovulation week lined up with his heat — there would be no tapping out. because you’re so right. I think Sanemi gets one whiff of those hormones and he just goes into full breeding mode. Not a thought in his head other than mate and breed.

I think he even loses control over his shifting — like he’s just cycling between human, half-shifted, and full-shifted forms constantly, sometimes doing all three in one session. She’s not walking out of it until her belly is fully bloated with cum (if she’s walking at ALL). But let’s be honest — her ovulation week is probably a monster of its own. She’s already got negative self preservation cells in her brain — she’s probably worse when she’s got that ovulation horniness.

As for his neighbors being sick of them — I imagine Shinobu and genya are both like “for the love of GOD y’all need to go to that cave!! We cannot take this!!” Even the monsters in the netherwood probably are giving them the side eye because you’re right — it’s filthy, nasty, sloppy, and LOUD.

God now I need to work this into the predator/prey AU. Or maybe it will appear as a canon after shot…

[shaunashipman]

along with racism of assuming henren were looking aggressive, why exactly would they be the ones giving a shovel talk to tommy? instead of maddie or chim or bobby? you know, the ones either related to him or his father figure? not his coworker and her wife. the same people using henren as an excuse for faux outrage about interview, now ignoring all the other reasons hen and karen might have to talk to tommy to make it all about bucktommy

[kingkatsuki]

Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

[keepingmyoptionsfluid]

The idea that Tommy, a closeted gay man who was desperately trying to fit in in a hyper macho and discriminatory environment, isn't allowed to have any growth from when he was over compensating and was a dick to Chim really pisses me off. He literally had canonical growth to the point he was going for drinks with Chim and Hen in Bobby Begins Again and they got him a fancy leaving cake.

Why isn't he allowed to grow and be better? Because he's white? Because he "gets in the way of buddie"? Because no one is allowed to say and change at all over a decade?

Like this is a queer fandom and I'd bet a lot of money that a ton of people in this fandom said and did things they weren't proud of when they were younger, especially before they came out so they could try and hide it.

I know this is quite a young fandom too but like, it was literally only a decade ago when "gay" was an insult at school and doing anything that could be get you accused of being gay was fucking social suicide. You guys have no idea how lucky you are that people at least get called out for that shit now cause they didn't when I was a kid. I would have done almost anything to just be ignored, let alone accepted, rather than being openly bisexual.

So yeah, I think Tommy is allowed to fucking change as a person because Bobby, Chim and Hen came into his life and allowed him to stop repressing. Stop being such fucking assholes. You aren't any better than him, and frankly the way some of you behave makes the way Tommy acted when he was first in the show look like a fucking saint. Touch some grass.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 240

You know what I think could be a really interesting premise?

Liminal-as-fuck Batfamily (and maybe all of Gotham itself) who aren't part of the Justice League. Like I am saying full on cryptid batfam who terrorize the criminals of Gotham and aren't well known outside of the city besides rumours.

And now throw in the Phantom team, either via Sam or Ellie or otherwise bringing the anti-ecto acts to their attention. I'm saying feral ghostly children barely being held back by Alfred from destroying the GIW buildings with their bare hands. Yes, that includes Bruce and Kate.

[femmekarenwilson]

I saw someone* say that if that bucktommy scene had been madney or henren then no one would have batted an eye and actually I'd argue that we already got an equivalent henren scene when they were discussing Mara's integration into their family and her and Denny opening up to each other (a heavy, serious topic), which was followed by Hen making a quip about how she and Karen play good cop and bad cop (tonal shift, inviting banter), to which Karen said "sometimes we switch 😏" (tension-breaking, flirty, sexual). but I'm going to be honest I think no one batted an eye bc some of you don't take lesbian sensuality and sexuality seriously.

[hisbucky]

Hen: As his best friend, I can guarantee you that Chimney is smarter than he looks. Maddie: It took him three days to figure out Buck and Eddie were bumping uglies when he was living with them during the quarantine. He thought they were just watching 'movies' together. As 'bros'. Hen: Smart is not the same thing as clever.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

HII just wanna let u know i cant stop thinking abt poppy and sally (and laughingstock ofc) and its ur fault!!! i love them sm!! ur brain is huge!!

!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!