#I FINALLY GOT TO SEE TS YESTERDAY

[cxndycl0wn]

15x07 - Dissonant Voices

[sophietv]

What are your thoughts on 1975 fans trying to attribute a lot of Easter eggs to Matty in the new video? :( Someone on Twitter put a visual together of all the highlights and it’s so annoying because when it’s laid out like that I see it and I hate that I see it. Just like lighting visuals being very similar, and particular dates being significant to the 1975 and/or Taylor. For example, the July 9th 1:38 people are saying is for Taylor and Matty’s birthdays (the 13th and the 8th). I guess the timeline makes sense because early April when she filmed this video would have been around the time when she was hanging out with him and doing whatever pr nightmare that was…talk me off the ledge pls! Lol.

Hi!

Don't worry, I went and check the threads you were talking about and I'm confident that it's not related or at least not as they think.

The lighting in I Can See You Lyrics Video is the bisexual lighting and fits really well with the theme of the song.

Her comparing being in love with another woman to being a spy and having to navigate cautiously to not be seen.

The spy scene is remisnescent of a commercial she did:

(X)

And what she was trying to protect back then in the briefcase was a microphone you know to "Speak Now" maybe...

The videoclip has a lot of references to Look What You Made Me Do both MV and Eras Tour number, and I think it's very important and meant to point at Karma.

A girl, that is remisnecent of Lizz comes and save her with her beard at the time that shielded her.

All her outfit of her public appearance (X) emprisonned behing glass.

Side note on all of this is reminescent of the Tom Ford commercial Karlie did not long ago

With the lyrics video too:

Her being locked up in a Vault. With an orange door.

And the Eclipsed Sun imagery (do with that that you will ;-) )

Also some Karlie's parallel:

With Long Live lyrics on her arm.

"I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you"

Long Live was written a month after Chely Wright came out. And if you take the time to really look at the lyrics, you see how well this all fits together.

Someone counted all the marks on the wall, and there's 1468 lines/days.

The exact number of days between when her masters got stolen and her releasing Speak Now Taylor's Version (X)

When she's finally free. All the glass closet shatter.

And even more. The building holding her captive explodes once and for all.

The person who help her escape has stars on her right side (Eye theory I'm looking at you)

Stars on the face are there always to depict Taylor Swift TM public personna.

And she's the only one that can actually see Taylor and help her out.

Some say it might be gaylors, who can actually see the real Taylor.

But whoever this person is meant to represent.

She codes...

And has a ring on her right ring finger....

Now the dates:

It's tonight.

Remembre how Taylor said that Speak Now her version would be out on July 7th just in time for July 9th where we would be able to celebrate?

Now the time 1:38. The mission starts at that time. But how much time would it take to get her out? 20 minutes maybe?

Wich leads to: "Lit through the darkness at 1:58" and "That July ninth, the beat of your heart"

Both lyrics from last kiss.

To me it does sound like a rendez-vous. Now the only thing to determine is: is it 1:38 ET or 1:38 Liverpool time wich would be 8:38 ET (just before Taylor goes on stage for the show tonight).

And notice that in the countdown yesterday. Beside the clock in the front, every other clocks pointed to 1:58

And the other date is where it gets really interesting...

I found this last night.

May 22 2020

Here's what happened for Taylor on that date:

And when you type the adress, you are still led to her website with this ULR message:

"they wouldn't me do it Karma" (X)

And yes, I think it is exactly what you think it is...

Remembre how last week right before Karlie posted 6 palm trees (Karma was supposed to be TS 6th album)

The URL on karmaonthewall.com changed for "after Midnights it starts" to "Ready For It"

Suki, Austin and Kristine Karlie's sister also posted palm trees last week....

Here's a post I did about how Ready For It is relevent for all of this (X)

So yeah... everything in that MV is sooo important.

Nothing is related to Matty.

Now we just have to wait and see. And show a lot of support and love for that amazing woman who's been throught so much and deserves the world.

And after this URL change of last night... I think we can safely agree that karmaonthewall.com is really related to Taylor too...

[bcacstuff]

Haha, yeah, I know it might sound a bit odd, but I'm pretty clueless about Sam Heughan. So, I figured reaching out to an expert would be a smart move. Taylor's got this massive fandom, and sure thing, the fans are always trying to keep tabs on where she's at. Although, she doesn't exactly make it easy. She's got her own private jets which she can't really hide for legal reasons, but she's totally down to go the extra mile when necessary, like hiring charter jets. Right now, she's in full tour mode, and that week you mentioned was sandwiched right between her Denver and Seattle shows. It's thought that she spent time in LA during that time in between. She wrapped up her LA shows like 3 days back, and according fans she left LA yesterday, taking off for Rhode Island. She finally has a week off and her next shows are in Mexico.So, I guess we're not crossing out Sam Heughan just yet. But if he's indeed hanging out in LA while she's over in Rhode Island, well, that might just settle things. Appreciate the info!

Ha thanks for the additional info and the heads up message. Always glad to share though. We're having a bit of fun about it as to most of us it seems highly unlikely. And for what I hear (I'm not much into TS and do not know that much of her), but she seems to be quite intelligent. Not his jam, he likes to talk 'rubbish'. I think smart women even scare him off a bit 😂

Odds are he's in LA, though we have to see confirmation of it yet to be totally sure. He's got one more booze event on September 3rd in LA.

[yusufs-stew-of-romance]

My transcript of Arjen Lubach's interview with Marwan Kenzari. DO NOT REUPLOAD I tried my best - it was a fun interview, and they were both being little shits lmao, there was a great really joke-y vibe.

AL: "My guest is a Haagse (indicating he's from Den Haag) Hollywood star. Yesterday evening he was attending the premiere of Black Adam, and today he's at the desk of White Arjen, also very cool. He shines next to the greatest stars in the coolest movies." [cut to montage of TOG, Instinct, MOTO, Aladdin] AL: "We saw him in The Old Guard, Instinct, Murder on the Orient Express, Aladdin, and unfortunately we couldn't afford to pay for more fragments. Give it up for Marwan Kenzari!" TS 00.52

AL: "What nice of you to be here!" MK: "Yes, thank you for allowing me to be here." AL: "Sure! How are you?" MK: "I'm good!" AL: "Great. Now that we have that out of the way. You flew in straight from London, I believe, this afternoon, right? Yesterday the premiere of BA. How was the premiere?" MK: "Eh, big! and it's always at Leicester Square and and that's ehm, yeah, a lot of fans (in attendence.) The subject of this movie has a big loyal fanbase in itself." AL: "Because it's DC comics, right?" MK: "Yes, exactly" AL: "And that's one of those super-hero worlds." MK: "Yes, so it was really exciting, everyone was there, it was gezellig (cozy/he had a good time with the cast), eh, the showing of the movie went well, so it was - I was happy/glad I got to go and attend." AL: "How nice! We have a picture of the premiere, and it doesn't match with how chill you are right now. Because, I see you standing there with - who do we see - the Rock, right? Dwayne Johnson, Pierce Brosnan..." MK: "Aldis Hodge, Noah Centineo…" AL: "This was from last night! and now you're here in our funky small VPRO studio." MK: "Yes, exactly that." AL: "So, something about Black adam. We also have a short fragment of the trailer.. (MK: yes), ehm, shall we just watch it? And then after I have a question for you about it." MK: "That's okay." AL: "Let's watch it."

[BA trailer plays]

TS 2:23

AL: "Yes, so, you have a big role in this movie, and yet you're nowhere to be seen in this trailer. Are you sure you made it into the final cut of the movie?" MK: "You never know! No, no, I never said I had a big role." AL: "Yeah, okay." MK: "but it's ehm," AL: " But you were on the red carpet with 5 famous - so that was my assumption..." MK: "Yes, well, they allowed me to participate and I'm really happy they did but they - the way they shape the trailer and how they cut it, that in itself is a world of its own - I don't want to talk it right for them, but they have their reasons to why they cut me out in places where they could've left me in, and that's uh, it's a spoiler sensitive role, let's put it that way." AL: "Ah, so that's it. Okay, later we're having an after-party so we can speculate about this there."

TS 3:12

AL: "What can you tell me about the film, about it's contents? What's the story?" MK: "Well, like you said, it's DC comics so it's the world of a couple of really famous hero's like Wonder woman, Batman, Superman, and it's a complex story - have you got time?" AL: "Eh, not really no but make an effort." MK: "Well the story takes place in a fictive city, ehm, eh, in a fictive country I should say, we follow a young lady, a rebel against the current regime, and the government is feverishly digging for an important, eh, kind of product which is called Eternium and," AL: "This is going to be really long isnt it?" MK: "Yeah, well I'll try to summarize it in two sentences then Dwayne Johnson plays Black Adam who's actually a slave from five thousand years ago who gets brought back to life present day," AL: "wow" Mk, undisturbed: "BY THE SEARCH FOR THIS CROWN made of eternium… yes." MK: "And then I've actually left out so much of the story." AL: "Yes, I hope about two hours of movie you've left out."

TS 4:43

AL: "You've also done a lot of Dutch movies, Wolf and De Oost and these kinds of projects. Have you noticed any big differences between those and American movie sets? So not so much working with actors, but differences in logistics and these kind of things?" MK: "At it's core, no not really, because making film is a beautiful process of just searching. The morning you show up on set to do scenes, those scenes don't exist yet - maybe only on paper. So the process is maybe the same, but there's different budgets and you're working with people with forty years of experience, and, everything can be done/nothing is impossible, and the construction - it's like using a different muscle to come to these scenes (in shaping them), but in the end it's just a search for the story you're trying to tell." AL: "Did we lose you forever to Hollywood or are you coming back to the Netherlands to do stuff here as well?" MK: "I don't - I don't get to make these calls." AL: "No no you have to make a decision right now!" MK: "No, no what I'm trying to say is that I don't know! I am ALLOWED to play in these films (as in he's lucky to being cast), and I'm grateful that I am allowed, and if it's a Dutch movie I am just as happy." AL: "You're such a humble man." MK: "oh, that's all fake." AL: "I immediately believe that, and a great actor apparently."

TS 5:51

AL: "Can you say anything about upcoming projects?" MK: "Yes, so we just shot the sequel to the Old Guard, a movie for Netflix with Charlize Theron in the main lead, and, among others, Matthias Schoenaerts, Luca Marinelli, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and this time in part 2 Una Therman and Henry Golding, so a huge, amazing, diverse cast of hardworking actors which results in all kinds of bruises and injuries and a dislocated shoulder and a thumb -" AL: "What? Because they're so disciplined that when you make a mistake they beat you into the floor or? How did these wounds get to be in this story? It's because they take this role so seriously they forget the physical objects or something? Like... gravity?" MK: "Yeah no, it's just because you're shooting 80 days of 12hour shoots and sometimes you bump your knee." AL: "And then you just go through it." MK: "Yeah." AL: "Yeah wow okay, awesome."

AL: "Are you ever standing still with the fact that you get to do all these cool stuff like, wondering what you're doing there or are you taking it a bit for granted? (laughs) I'm filling in for you (apologetic)" MK: "No no, I would lie if I said it wasn't special, but I also got to meet Remco Campert (a famous Dutch poet) in the Vondelpark, which is probably my highest point of being starstruck." AL: That's also nice. Fuck you Charlize Theron. eh. No, I was kidding" (fuck you as in marwan not being starstruck for her lmao) MK: "He was making a joke!" AL "I'm a huge fan please come to the show." AL: "yeah, I'm really excited about the film, black adam, I haven't seen it yet. I wasn't allowed to see it yet you guys were really stern on that so I am really curious, I'm definitely going to check it out. Good luck for all your future projects. Thank you, Marwan Kenzari!"

[mickridem]

Running out of Rack

To make a long story short, I was at a formal event recently and had to rent a suit. Finding a jacket that fit over my belly but not too wide for my shoulders, was a challenge. (Watching the guy fitting me while this was an eye opener and so hot. LOL!) I don't know what size it was, but the waist was *tight* and I left it open after the dinner. They also "threw in" suspenders because when I wore the pants under my belly it "ruined the line" and bunched the front of the leg. I haven't been fat that long and have never worn pants up like that, but dang, it was comfortable.

But I don't think I'm THAT fat to have to do that all the time. I'm tempted, but I'm not that fat... yet?

A friend suggested that instead of renting (my argument was I don't go to formal stuff like, ever, and I could be a very different size by the time I go to another one) that I should check out some thrift stores for jackets and see if I can get lucky. So I tried that yesterday.

I had a hoodie on, and assumed if a jacket fit over that, I would have room for a few more pounds in the waist. I went to the XL section for jackets. I put on a few. NONE would close. They all fit as the one in the store did. With the hoodie they wouldn't close, and I'm damn sure without it I would have had the same tight fit around my belly.

Now, this was already freakin hot. I was trying not to freeze on the spot to "take a moment" to let it sink in, because the place was busy and other men were scouting for clothes around me. I pulled it a couple more times to try to button it and if I really yanked it maybe it would close? Or, pop the buttons. But I was in public and had to behave. I could feel my face turn red, that was amazing.

So I put the XLs back.

You have to realize at this point, since 2019 I have gone from wearing size SM, to M, to L, to XL. I would put one item down and just move down the rack to the next size up. Well, I've run out of rack. There WERE NO 2XLs. All the sizes, I noticed, for all the clothes, ended at XL.

:O

Um...

I looked down at my fat belly, and had a little conversation with myself. In all honesty, I really don't think I'm THAT fat. I know a lot of people talk about denial, or not fully understanding as the body changes, but I look in the mirror when I'm naked and I don't look that fat to me. Some clothes that are tighter make me look bigger, sure, but... 2XL??

All of my other shirts are XL and fit properly. Got a new henley and two modern fit Ts at another store recently, all XL and even a little room to grow.

Now I'm sure it's because suit jackets are structured more and don't have much flexibility. But I DO plan on getting bigger, and I can't help but to keep repeating to myself, "I'm running out of rack." It's pulling SO many feelings out of me. A little scared and shocked, definitely proud and very happy with my size, and gotta admit, turned on.

After breaking my knee in the summer (a major reason for this most recent gain and tip officially into fat life), I'm finally back at the gym to build back some of my muscle and then some, do my physio and strengthen the legs again, and gain some more size. But I also want more fat, more belly, more weight and jiggle and heft.

I'll have to check out more thrift stores around town to see if any have larger sizes. But I'm kind of absolutely freaking loving this mind blowing experience and needed to share.

Also: bf parked the car too close to the wall in the garage and I'll blame that hoodie extra layer again, but I could feel my back and belly slide along both surfaces to get in. Ten more pounds and I would have been stuck? :O

But... I'm not THAT fat yet, am I?? I need to eat and think about this some more.

[luciathcv]

destructive love - lhs

summary: heeseung an you had gotten into an argument the night before and you think going to the club with your friends will make you feel better but unfortunately your boyfriend is there. || warnings: toxic relationship, cursing, mentions of t*ts and a*s, drinking (legal age), random guy touches y/n, throwing up (no real description of it), kissing?? || wordcount: approximately 2300

I looked in front of the mirror, nearly examining my body and how I looked in my new dress. I had gotten this dress a long time ago and never had much chances to wear it but I was going to be going out with my friends to the club tonight and this dress was pretty revealing so I decided this was my chance. Besides, I may or may not have also decided to wear it due to the fact that I was currently fighting with my boyfriend. 

Heeseung, my boyfriend of about a year and half and I had gotten into a big fight the night before. We lived together but he had left last night after our argument and hadn’t come back home all day which made me even more upset. I had figured he was with his friends since that’s where he’d usually go if he had gotten really made after a fight.

My phone started ringing on my nightstand and I walked over to see who it is was. It was my friend, Seulgi, who was going to be picking me up with her boyfriend. When I answered the phone, Seulgi told me she was here, so I hung up and got my stuff before heading out to their car.

Seulgi’s boyfriend dropped Seulgi, my other friends; Jiyoung and Chaewon and I off in front of the club. We then all waited on the somewhat long line to be let in. I took out my ID and showed it to the security in the front of the club before we all entered. When we finally got inside, I’d say it was 11:30.

Immediately, my friends and I all headed towards the bar. We leaned over the counter and honestly, I could feel my dress rising even higher on my ass then it was before but I just ignored it as I talked with the bartender, ordering a round of shots for my friends and I to do.

When we got the shot glasses we all took the shots as we talked, laughing with one another and just having a good time. Well, having a good time for the most part anyways. In the back of my mind, I still couldn’t get Heeseung and I’s argument out of my head. 

“Still thinking about your and Heeseung’s argument?” Jiyoung suddenly asked as we finished up the shots, handing the glasses back to the bartender. 

I groan, “Ugh, yes. I mean, I don’t get why he was so upset.” I say.

“What was the argument even about?” Chaewon then asks.

“He got mad because when we were at his friends party yesterday, my ex, Noah, came up to me and said hello. Heeseung was literally standing their the whole time and could hear that it was a literal normal conversation, we were purely just catching up a little. I mean, Noah even introduced his girlfriend to us. Either way, he got really mad about that all.” I say.

“I mean, I guess I can see him being a little jealous but getting into a whole argument about it is a little much.” Seulgi says.

“Whatever. It’s not the stupidest thing we’ve fought over.” I respond. Honestly, He and I got into arguments pretty often.

I then see Jiyoung look behind me, “Girl, I don’t mean to kill your vibe but your boyfriend is here.”

I turn to face the direction she’s looking towards and I find myself almost immediately making eye contact with Heeseung who’s across the club, standing with his friends, a drink in his hand as he looks directly at me, looking annoyed. I just roll my eyes at him before I turn and face the other way, away from Heeseung.

I go back to talking with my friends when suddenly I hear my name being called over the loud music. I turn to face the familiar voice only to be met with my boyfriend.

“Are you serious right now, Y/N?” He lowly says into my ear from beside me. 

Heeseung then takes my hand and pulls me along with him and away from my friends. He then takes me to the hallway the bathrooms were at which was less loud and less crowded. “What the fuck are you wearing?” Heeseung then asks me, angrily.

I look down at my outfit, “A dress.” I respond, being literal on purpose to make him upset. “What’s so wrong with it?” I then ask.

Heeseung scoffs, “What’s wrong with it is that your tits and ass are all out for everyone to see.” He complains.

“Okay?” I respond, in a bratty tone.

“Okay?” Heeseung repeats me. “You have a boyfriend!” He angrily reminds me.

“I can still wear what I want.” I say, crossing my arms over my chest.

“You can’t. Do you not get that? You can’t wear whatever you want because this is what you’re gonna do.” Heeseung tells me. “I mean, honestly. People can see everything.” He says, looking me up and down. “I should be the only one seeing all these.” Heeseung then tells me.

I look into his eyes for a moment before I groan, “Heeseung, you’re ruining my fun.”

His eyes narrow at me, “Well you ruined my fun when you came in dressed like a slut.” Heeseung harshly responds.

I wouldn’t lie, him calling me that hurt but I didn’t say anything back. I simply pushed him away from me as I walked away and back to where my friends still stood by the bar. “Let’s go dance.” Is the first thing I say.

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I danced with my friends as we talked and laughed. I saw that Heeseung had just ended up going back to his friends. I turned around as I danced and I could see him watching me dance and he looked so pissed, it was almost funny.

As I danced with my friends, some guy came over to me and started feeling up on me. I pushed his hands away and told him to stop but he didn’t. Despite me being mad at Heeseung, I still loved him and he still was my boyfriend. Besides, I don’t think I would’ve liked getting touched by this guy even if I was single.

Suddenly, the guy was pushed away from me and I looked over to see Heeseung. “We’re going home.” Is all he says before he grabs my wrist and pulls me with him. He drags me out of the bar and down the street. We get to where he parked his car and he rather angrily opens the passenger door for me. I just stand their for a moment, “Y/N, if you don’t get in the car..” Heeseung starts so I just get into the car and he shuts the door once I’m fully inside. Heeseung then get into the driver side, not saying anything as he starts the car.

“You’re so mean to me.” I say in a slur, my drunkenness had fully kicked in now.

“Oh, really?” Heeseung says in a sarcastic tone, sounding like he didn’t even care. “You don’t have any respect for yourself.” He then tells me.

“I do.” I say back.

“You really don’t if you’re going around dressed like that. Especially when you have a boyfriend.” Heeseung responds.

“Don’t you like my dress? I thought it was pretty.” I say, looking down at my thighs.

Heeseung groans, “It is pretty. But you should only be wearing that around me.”

“I was just with my friends.” I tell Heeseung. “It’s not that big of a deal.” I add.

“Fine, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal if you wore that if you were just with them but you weren’t, you were at a fucking club, Y/N.” Heeseung complains. “A club where a bunch of single perverted guys are. You knew that yet you wore that dress.” Heeseung says.

“Do you not trust me or something?” I ask, looking at him.

He groans, “It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s that I don’t trust other people. You have to understand where I’m coming from.”

I guess I did understand but I was still upset, “Well, it still hurt when you called me a slut.” I say.

“Look at yourself, Y/N.” Heeseung responds and I just scoff as I turn away from him again.

“This is what I me-” I’m cut off. “I didn’t mean that, okay? I’m sorry.” Heeseung tells me but when I look back at him I can’t tell if he actually means it or not. 

“Whatever.” Is my response which definitely annoys him.

Heeseung just sighs though as he starts actually driving, pulling out of the parking spot and starting to drive the both of us home in silence. Really, he shouldn’t have been driving since he was pretty drunk but I think we were both too drunk and angry to care about that.

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When we got to our apartment building, Heeseung pulled into his usual spot and got out of the car, slamming his car door. I just sigh as I unbuckle my seatbelt and get out of the car as well. I get inside our apartment and I felt like I was going to burst into tears at any given moment.

I walked into our bedroom and I was met with Heeseung laying on the bed, scrolling through his phone. “Go shower.” Is all he tells me and I just do as he says, not saying a word.

After my shower, I went back into our room to get changed and Heeseung just went to shower himself. I got into my pajamas and went out to the living room, sitting down and putting my face in my hands as I tried my best to compose myself. I took deep breaths as I held back my tears. I then got up from the couch and went to the kitchen to get myself some water. I drank a glass before washing my dish, putting it away, and going back to our bedroom. 

As I sat on the bed, Heeseung walked into the room and got dressed. I was scrolling through my phone when suddenly a bunch of nauseousness hit me. I put my phone on my bed and got up, rushing to the bathroom. I kneeled down on the floor in front of the toilet and started throwing up, doing my best to keep my hair out of my face on my own.

I heard the sound of Heeseung’s footsteps and he came inside the bathroom. I then felt him take my hair in his hand as he holds it out of my face. I stop throwing up and I groan as I tears slide down my cheeks from doing so. Heeseung runs his fingers through my hair in a comforting way as I wipe the tears off my face.

Heeseung gets up and I watch as he goes to the counter, taking out some mouthwash for me to use. He puts it in a little cup and gives me it and I take it, getting off the floor so I could spit it into the sink.

“Come on.” Heeseung then tells me before he brings me with him to the kitchen. I watch as he puts some water in a cup for me. 

“I already drank water.” I tell Heeseung.

“Well, you just threw it all up so drink.” He says before he hands me the cup.

I don’t say anything as I take the cup and drink the water from it. “Thank you.” I say as I take the cup away from my lips. He doesn’t say anything and he just moves the cup so that I’m drinking from it again.

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I lay in bed in our now dark room next to Heeseung. I was facing the opposite way of him since that’s what he was doing when suddenly the bed shifted and I felt his arms wrap around me as he pulls me in against him. “I shouldn’t have reacted how I did earlier but it made me really upset when you wore that dress in front of everyone. I just felt a little disrespected.” Heeseung softly tells me. 

“I’m sorry. I wore that because I was mad at you but I shouldn’t have.” I say. I knew he wouldn’t want me to wear that and honestly, I wore pretty revealing clothes but nothing as revealing as that usually.

Heeseung sighs against my neck, “About last night, I shouldn’t have gotten so mad at you for talking to your ex. Maybe I wouldn’t mind if it was someone else but Noah is known for being.. promiscuous and I don’t like him being around you.” He tells me.

What he was saying was true to be completely honest, “I understand. I’m sorry I wasn’t hearing you out last night.” I tell Heeseung.

“Look at me.” Heeseung then says as he let's go of me for a second so I could turn to face him. Heeseung then pulls me against him once again, “I love you. I hope you don’t ever doubt that.” He tells me.

“I know. I love you too.” I say back and he sighs before leaning in and kissing me. 

The kiss is needier than usual on both ends I must admit. When we both pull away from the kiss, Heeseung takes my bottom lip in his teeth as he gently tugs on it as he pulls away. He then pecks my lips one more time before stopping kissing me.

“Go to sleep. Okay, baby?” Heeseung says before gently pressing my face against his chest as his chin rests atop my head. I simply mumble in response as I shut my eyes. I then feel his hand slowly start to gently rub up and down my back, something he always tended to do when he was comforting me.

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You can adjust the sensor’s angle depending on the height of the animal you’re trying to get rid of. Just connect to your hose, drive into the ground using its spike. It also has a high tech sensor that is able to distinguish between the movement of animals and movement caused by the wind. Proper motion-activated sprinkler allows you to choose if you want it on during the day, during the night, or 24/7. To avoid this, choose one that has a lot of customizable settings. Most people are iffy with sprinklers because they can drive up your water bill fast. And a motion-activated sprinkler does this perfectly. A sudden movement or a sudden sound is enough to make them run away. You don’t need to inflict pain or cause any harm. To scare away squirrels, you don’t need much. When they’re faced with something scary, they will much rather run away than stay and fight. They’re small and only have their teeth and jaws to fight off danger.

FUNNY SQUIRREL STICK EM UP PICTURES WITH GUNS HOW TO

I have decided that I will be getting her a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas though.Squirrels may be cute to look at when they’re running around up the trees and nibbling on acorns, but once they’re in your attic tearing up the walls, you’ll be singing a different tune.įind out how to get rid of squirrels safely, effectively, and humanely with these tips. She understands that it involves killing the animal but still wants to go. Funny how a trip to a feed store starts something like this. Yesterday was her sister's one year birthday and I asked her if she still wants to go hunting and she answered yes, she wants to go deer hunting. Again I think to myself about getting her a bb gun again(of course to be used only under adult supervision). Her dad doesn't hunt and I haven't hunted in a while but I guess that's going to change maybe next year. So I explain that chickens are raised and processed and then she decides that she wants to go deer hunting. Taken aback I ask her what she said and she wants to go chicken hunting to make chicken nuggets. No problem we're sitting there eating and she says she wants to go chicken hunting. Funny kid! We decided to stop in at the McDonalds and she wants chicken nuggets and fries. So we finally end up leaving there with a hose head on the stick thing and is prancing around on it and even named Lily. Looking around I see a pink bb gun and not right then but I say to myself "I WILL get her a pink bb gun!" LOl. Then she wants one of those(which we were still only getting the stuffed dog at this point)but again still wants a girl hunter and yes, they did indeed have a girl hunter setup for deer hunting. Deer, turkey, duck and even bear hunting. Then she discovers the hunting sets which they had one for each different type of hunting. Sure enough she finds several with girl farmers. At first she wanted me to get her one of those and then decided she wanted one with a girl farmer. She was quite inquisitive about a bunch of stuff there and when she saw the farm animal sets her eyes lit up. She spotted a stuffed dog that I agreed to buy for her. Well, they did have toys out for sale for Christmas. So after releasing the possum we headed over to TS and when we got in there it was like walking into a candy/toy store. I asked my granddaughter if she wanted to take a ride with me as I also needed to go and get some chicken feed at the Tractor Supply in Laplace. Wednesday night I trapped another possum and no pickup until Monday so I left it in the trap until Friday to go release. This was a fun and funny day with my 5 year old Granddaughter I had Friday.

[joshay98]

Day 279 - 289 of grinding in Sky

Heya, hope you had enough to drink today. Season changes quickly and it suddenly dropped in temperature. Stay warm. ^^

Sadly the Summer event finished last sunday. I will miss the spirits being there. They also took away the fireplace and fishing docks. I was really hoping they would stay. Every game needs fishing. Oh well, the next event will come soon enough.

I met someone new for my constellation! And this time it's also pretty special. I met them during my first geyser visit. On that day there was a daily where you had to follow someone from your constellation, so during the geyser when I got a friend request I imagined it was just there to get the daily done. But it turns out they grabbed my hand as well. I didn't think much of it so I did the geyser normally. They seemed to go a bit afk anyway and I'm not a jerk who just ditches someone. X]

After the geyser it turns out they followed me. Even into the Windpaths and forest caves, which I do right after the geyser. Genuinely surprised me. They stuck around for the entire forest and when I finally arrived at grandma's table we had a little chat there. They seem like a nice person to the point where we even unlocked the chat option in the friendship tree. Well turns out I became an uber for them. We went through the valley and vault, having a nice chat during those. It surprises me how fast time flies when you are doing stuff together. :D

At the summit they had to leave because of the battery but they asked me if they could join my trips more often. I don't mind, even if my schedule isn't always consistent. So I guess I have a job as an uber now sometimes. I really hope they have a nice day. First time I had this level of a conversation in the game. ^^

Just yesterday another moth added me as well and I helped them through the Vault. Managed to collect some winged lights and some spirits for them. Hope they had a nice flight. ^^

There has also been a big problem with the daily quests. They are locked and people can't acess them. Awful because free to plays, like myself, depend on the daily quests to get season candles. I hope all the people who didn't get them will get those quests refunded.

I also managed to help a chibi with the fire trial. They were really glad that I helped them, from the amount of bows they did. Glad I can be guide in that trial at times. :D

Otherwise some slow grindy days. But the TS and last quest will arrive this week so I will see you then. ^^

[venusdebotticelli]

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[dylansslutt]

#9. Why didn’t you say anything? J.J Maybank

You got off later than you were supposed to, it being 7:45. You were meant to be home by 5, but the wreck, got busy. You worked with your best friend Kie but she bailed tonight resulting in you being stuck on the floor by yourself.

Many kooks came out tonight, which led to you running back for more everything. Your feet ached and now you gotta walk back to your home, since John b ( your brother) decided he needed to keep the van tonight.

You’ve been walking for a few minutes, before a engine came from behind you. “Hey princess.” You turn your head locking eyes with Rafe. Who looks extremely fucked up, swerving down the road.

You kept walking, a fucked up rafe is not a good think. He was like king kook, straight prick. “Hey pogue, I’m talking to you.” His car door shuts.

You sigh, “what do you want rafe?” It’s been a shit day.

“What you doing walking alone?” He walks up to you making you step backwards. He reeked of alcohol.

“Are you serious? You stop me to ask why I’m walking alone?” You turn around to walk off but rafe grabs your arm, harsh.

“You don’t turn around when I ask you something. You show me fucking respect.” His grip tightens.

You try pulling away, “rafe, that hurts. You are fucked up right now, just let me go.”

He laughs, his other hand gripping your shoulder. “You don’t tel- tell me what I am. The fuck? Do you know who I am?”

You jerk away, “obviously since I just said your name. God damn rafe.” You dig your nails into his arm. “Let me go!”

Rafe stared into your eyes with a dark look. It was a battle as you try pushing and pulling away. You managed to loose his grasp but your feet stumbled, making you lose balance. Rafe now towering over you.

You scooted back, turning and jumping up on your feet. Rafe pulls your hair before you can get far. “You are a fucking dirty slut, y/n.” He held you in his embrace. Grip tight on your hair as he whispered in your ear.

At this point you were fucking terrified. Rafe only ever caught the boys, never you. Beside his comments when he could catch you alone for 5 minutes. This was dangerous. Rafes mad at something else and found a pogue to take it out on.

He laughs, body chuckling. “I heard the stories on you. The way you like to get dirty.” At this point the tears have already came down your face. You threw your head back into his nose. Him yelling out In pain, allowing you to escape and head straight to your home.

Once you reached it the lights were off and you let out a sigh of relief. Your wrist was going to be bruised and you cried on your way here. You prayed no one was up to talk to you.

The gods answered as you see everyone passed out in the living room. You made way to your room, not even bothering undressing just ready to go to sleep.

—

The next day you were not in the mood. Everything that happened kept flooding your mind. Your wrist was purple, and your skull ached at the tugs rafe gave it.

Everyone kept laughing and joking, you just sitting in your own bubble. You felt a kick at your leg, your boyfriend JJ staring at you with a confused look. You shrug him off with a “I’m fine.”

You sat there for 10 more minutes not saying a word before you head off into the house. Footsteps following behind you.

“What’s up with you?” JJ asked and you ignored him.

“Hello?! Y/n, what’s wrong?” He pestered again making you turn around and snap.

“Nothing! Just leave me alone Jay.” You turn around and sigh, tears welling up in your eyes.

“You were later yesterday. Like 5 hours late. And you’ve been distant and moody all fucking day.” He rants and you can’t keep quiet anymore.

JJ arms immediately holding you. “He was there. Ra-he-he was fucked, an-angry. I didn’t know what to do. He kept sa-saying things.” You tried getting out in-between sobs.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” He rubs your arm making you wince. You go to speak but jj already pulled out sleeve up. . “Who the fuck did this y/n?” His voice deepening.

You went quiet, scared what he might do. “Who. The fuck. Did this?” He questioned once more. “Rafe.” JJ jumped up heading straight out the house.

“Yo dude, where you going ?” You heard form outside making you race to follow.

“JJ stop! Please.” You hell but he doesn’t hear you, or does and ignored you and drove off.

You let out another sob. Someone grabs your arm making you jerk away. You see your brother looking down on you scared.

“Rafe attacked me last night, after work.” You finally confess to them. John b face hardens, anger radiating off him.

“JJ went to go find him.” You cry out, kie pulling you into a hug.

I WOULD SO DO A PART 2 IF ANYONE WOULD WANF ONE !! I really enjoyed ts , I see so many where jj wouldn’t storm off to fight em and I think jj would go beat ts outta him .

[caffeinated-cryptid]

i was watching the new episode of bfu yesterday, and i can just imagine ts unsolved roman being like “i don’t have anything of value, but mr money bags over there... steal his snake” and dee just goes “dON’T STEAL MY FUCKIN SNAKE” and it’s the funniest thing to me right now

i finally got to sit down and watch the episode and i can totally see that happening gfhjdkkd.

teeny is precious goods,,, too good for this earth,,,,, more important than any piece of jewellery,,,,,,

[missjennskiario]

Hello HSMTMTS nation and hello Portwell nation,

Long time. First of all, we got the season 3 announcement yesterday!!! Exciting!! A few things to unpack. First, with the news of a renewal came a brief synopsis about the plot of season 3: 

“That seems like the reasoning behind the next season of Disney+’s High School Musical: The Musical: The Series, which will send its characters off from their regular lives and to “the ultimate summer at sleepaway camp, complete with campfires, summer romances and curfew-less nights” when it returns for a third season.” (from this Vulture article https://www.vulture.com/2021/09/hsm-tm-ts-season-3-will-head-to-the-theater-camp.html)

I FINALLY get to share my summer camp prediction/headcannon that I’ve been stirring around since it was rumored back in early summer:

The summer camp the Wildcats end up at is the camp EJ and Nini met at. I think this could open HUGE doors in way of character development for both Nini and EJ. First, during Nini’s last stay at that camp she was boy-obsessed, and unsure of her talents. Now, she has realized her own self worth outside of boys and has a record deal in the works. During EJ’s last summer he was selfish, vindictive, guarded, and willing to do whatever it took to get what he wanted. Now going into this summer, he’s discovered new hobbies (hey, AV club) and been able to step outside himself and become a much more grounded, and humble person. 

I think it would be wonderful to see both of them struggle with keeping their heads about them and confronting being in this familiar place as these new people. However, I want to see them succeed. This should be a plot device to solidify their development not have it backslide. Maybe old camp rivalries test them to see just how much they’ve changed, and maybe new ones will too (I would love to see North High end up at the same camp and be forced to work with the Wildcats but more on that later). 

I definitely see EJ and Nini being driving forces in this season. Not in a pushing other people to the background way or anything like that, but in a “they know the camp the best and they’re two team leaders for different recon missions” way. 

Speaking of recon missions and rivals, let’s revisit the East/North high alliance. I see a really fun and interesting “unlikely alliance/the enemy of my enemy is my friend” dynamic playing out here, especially if the writers really wanna push Ricky/Lily. I think there could be great set-up for this in the first episode alone. Stay with me here:

It starts with the East High kids on a bus to camp. There’s some banter and Ricky seems too engrossed in his phone to keep up with what’s going on. We see he’s texting Lily and he’s trying to keep it a secret from the other Wildcats cause he isn’t sure how to tell them. They show up and as they’re unloading they see another bus pulling in and out pour the North High kids. They argue and groan at each other and Mr. Theatre Dad Mazzarra plays peacemaker (along with the poor unwitting camp counselor). There’s a scene between Jenn and Zack where she tells him that if the North High kids sabotage this for the East High kids there will be hell to pay. There’s cute little moments with the couples, friend banter, etc. as they settle in. Ricky sneaks off to meet Lily and they turn up at the all-camp meeting late walking in exactly 30 sec. after each other (Kourtney and Carlos timed it). After the meeting, another group of kids approach them. They’re from a performing arts school that just opened up and is VERY prestigious (or I even see them being from YAC interesting. There are more interesting dynamics with Nini that could play out there). The other kids talent and experience threaten even the most seasoned kids of the groups and they go back to their respective spots in camp feeling uneasy. There’s a similar situation with their director and Jenn/Mazzarra/Zack. 

Later that night, the girls cabin is talking and freaking out about these new kids, then they get a knock on their door. The boys are having the same thoughts. They sit in the cabin talking when there’s ANOTHER knock on the door. This time it’s the North High kids lead by Lily and Antoine. They suggest a truce and an alliance to take these other kids down. The East High kids agree and the episode ends on a tight-shot of a handshake between two of the kids. The rest of the season, hijinks ensue.

(tim, hire me!)

I think this could open doors for interactions between characters we don’t normally see together or would usually have no reason to be together. Maybe Big Red and Antoine get stuck on a recon mission together. Maybe Lily and Gina put their power to good use to take the other kids down (Gina 1.0 moments but for good this time). I also see it offering new conflicts that don’t heavily center around love-triangles and relationships. It would be interesting and fresh. 

As for guest appearances and new characters, Kevin McHale has said he’d love to be a camp counselor and I FULLY endorse that. I’d love to see him as the nervous mediator between the grumpy and dramatic directors. I don’t have any casting choices in mind yet for new characters but like I said I’d love kids from EJ and Nini’s summer to show up and if the rival school is YAC, I’d love to see Nini have to confront those kids too. 

That’s all I have for now but I’m sure I’ll have more thoughts the more information we get, so stay tuned. 

[gintokisimp]

Happy Birthday Gin-san!

One-Shot about Gintoki's 30th birthday. Tsukuyo has a special present for the clueless Gintoki.  The setting of the fic is an already lightly romantic established GinTsu relationship. They already had some kind of romantic encounters, but it was never quite enough for anyone to make a first move. Basically all of them could be seen as „Well, that was awkward, but we are friends so it’s funny.“

Genre: Fluff, First Kiss Stuff

Rating: General Audience

Word Count: 1,960

"Gin-chan, wake up! wake up!"

Kagura's scream echoed through the Yorozuya banged on his door before tearing it open with an ugly sound.

"You're an old man now, no more sleeping in late" She continued to scream with full volume.

"Shut up!" Gintoki screamed back and opened his eyes. He sure felt like an old man already. His life was okay now, after the ending of the canon material. But something was missing, but he also didn't care enough to find out what exactly was missing.

Kagura brought in a birthday cake with 3 sloppily placed candles, topped with one single strawberry. Gintoki frowned looking at the candles.

"I'm 30, not 3." He blurted.

"Yes yes, right. You're so old, I need to use one candle for 10 years, that's how old you are!" She explained to him. Gintoki snorted.

"Why are you so happy so early in the morning?!"

"Here, eat up or mommys gonna be pissed!"

She ignored his bad mood and lifted the fork, forcing the cake in his mouth.

"Ah Kagura stop that, I can eat myself." He picked the fork out of her hand and grumpily ate the cake, sharing it with her. To be exact, Kagura shared with him. She ate most of the cake.

"We're gonna have a party today, yes we will!" She announced.

He groaned in disapproval, a party was the last thing he wanted.

"Zura and Elisabeth are coming, that weird space guy, Shinpachi of course, Gorilla boss lady, -"

"How many people did you invite?!" He interrupted her.

"Mayofreak, Gorilla, that sadistic assface" She ended her list.

"Did you invite the whole Shinsengumi?!"

"Yes of course! It's a special occasion after all!"

"Who's gonna pay for that?!"

"You don't need to pay, don't worry. It's your birthday!"

She happily jumped to her feet, snatching the plate from his hands, on her way to leave his room.

"Thank you, Kagura" Gintoki mumbled. She turned around and smiled.

He laid down again and sighed.

Just forget my birthday already, no one cares about that.

"No more sleeping! Get up now!" Kagura screamed from outside.

Angrily mumbling Gintoki crawled out of his futon and prepared himself for the shitty day.

---------------  x ---------------

The Yorozuya office was packed.

Every possible sitting space was occupied, the room filled with familiar faces. The mood was exuberant, but Gintoki still didn't warm up to the idea of the party.

All guests had arrived by now and the alcohol rose to everyone's head, while Gintoki tried to keep the excitement down. They tried to toast on his birthday several times, but he always denied it, frantically searching for excuses.

Once, he spurted over to the kitchen, pretending that he left the stove on.

Another time, he feigned to be asleep on the couch.

There was no reason for a celebration. There never was.

Katsura had just spilled his third beer all over the floor and Gintoki was kneeling down, searching for some napkins in a drawer, when suddenly the shoji door opened and another trio entered the room. "Hey Tsukki, Hinowa, Seita!" Kagura shouted happily.

Gintoki's heart stumbled. He abruptly lifted his head, banging his head against the drawer. Rubbing his back of the head, he stood up straight and faced the new guests.

Kagura didn't tell me they were coming as well..

"Tsukki…,what are you doing here?" He asked nervously

"Gin-san, Happy Birthday!"

Hinowa said with a singing voice, reaching for his hand to press it lightly, shaking it excitedly.

"Here, we have a present for you!" Seita hugged him turbulently with a small package in his hands, giving it to him with a big smile.

"It's ya birthday, are we not invited?" Tsukuyo mumbled, arms crossed in front of her chest, averting her eyes, Kiseru in her mouth.

Hinowa slightly pushed in Tsukuyos ribs.

"Don't you-?"

She whispered and Tsukuyo blushed slightly before she eyed Gintoki.

Confused, he tilted his head, Seita still jumping around in front of him.

Tsukuyo sighed, closed the few steps between them, walked around Seita and spread out her arms, wrapping them around Gintoki.

He was baffled.

Hugs? Since when does she give out hugs?

"Happy Birthday" She mumbled incomprehensibly.

Tsukuyo hugged him tight, a little too tight. He could feel her arms cramping around him and her heart racing against his. Well, that's awkward. Gintoki felt his heart speed up as well.

"Oi oi, not so unruly, you're almost assaulting me" He laughed nervously.

She tensed up, let out an angry sound and smashed him to the ground, pressing the air out of his lungs.

"That's a nice present, did not expect anything else from you.." He mumbled, lying exhausted on his back.

Tsukuyo was standing over him, her face beet red.

"Tsukki, are you okay? Are you sick?" Kagura shouted from her seat on the couch.

"'s fine" She blurted.

"Oi, why does no one care about me? It's my birthday and I just got crashed into the damn floor" Gintoki grumbled.

"You're fine." Kagura simply replied.

"Nothing new" Shinpachi shouted from the other side. Hinowa smiled happily.

"Oi, why are you happy? Why are you happy?!"

---------------  x ---------------

The evening had gone by mostly uneventfully. Katsura had tried to battle everyone in a game of uno, but he failed miserably, losing every single time. The now close to tears samurai was comforted by Elisabeth in one corner of the room.

"This never happens to me, I'm so good at this game!" He cried in his sleeve.

Elisabeth held up a sign: You're the best player!

Tatsumas laughter repeatedly echoed through the room. It was the most annoying sound of the evening. Gintoki had the strong urge to kick his head in.

"Kintoki, drink something with me!" He called out to him, completely wasted.

"It's Gintoki, can't ya at least get it correctly on my birthday?!" Gintoki hadn't touched a single drop. He still didn't feel like celebrating.

The Shinsengumi members happily drank in their own little round and were joined by Hinowa, Kagura and Shinpachi. Seita played on his new TS. unbothered by the commotion around him. Otae and Kyuubei sat on his table, sharing some food, leaving Gintoki and Tsukuyo alone.

"So.. how are ya" Gintoki started after some minutes of silence between them.

"Whaddaya mean?" She replied uninterested, smoking her kiseru.

"I asked about your well-being , what do you not understand?"

"Why are ya asking, you never ask that" She simply replied.

"Fine, I won't do it again." Offended, Gintoki crossed his arms in front of his chest.

He glanced over to her, their eyes met and both of them turned away, slightly blushing.

Hinowa turned her attention to Tsukuyo, noticing the thick tension between them.

"Tell him how you are, it's not that hard." She chuckled, slightly drunk and continued talking to Kondo with great interest. Hinowa had recently started to bond with him, much to her disapproval. She didn't want the police involved in Yoshiwaras business.

Tsukuyo huffed.

"'s fine, I guess." She finally replied to his question.

"Ah.. I see."

"and how is it?"

"How is what?"

"Being old." She grimaced maliciously.

Gintoki scoffed. "It's not that different from yesterday, it's just one day later."

"okay.."

"I don't know.. lonely" He continued.

"You don't have to be lonely," Tsukuyo said, still looking in another direction.

"..what do you mean?" Gintoki turned in her direction.

"I urr I.. I mean..you have Kagura and Shinpachi.. you're not alone"

Gintoki paused.

"Yea right, I'm not alone, but still lonely"

"That's not true, Gintoki."

"Sooner or later Kagura will move out, Shinpachi will find a girlfriend, and they will be living their own lives. I'll be a single left alone dad by then. Maybe I should buy myself a woman in Yoshiwara.." His thoughts trailed off.

"Ya couldn't afford that anyways. Besides.. I'm sure there's someone for you" Tsukuyo's voice got lower with the progression of her sentence.

"Really? Who is it, is she hot? Does she have big boobs? Please tell me she's not from the Hyakka"

"..kind of"

"Tell me, who is it?" He was invested now.

"Well..-"

"Tsukki, don't you still have another present?" Tsukuyo jumped at Hinowas interruption.

"No I don't. It's already late, let's go home." Tsukuyo answered quickly and she stood up hastily, leaving the disappointed Gintoki behind.

"Okay, if you say so."

Seita helped Hinowa and they said their goodbyes, walking to the front door. Gintoki stood up as well and accompanied them to the exit like a good host.

"You can tell me Tsukki, I won't tell anyone!"

But she just ignored him. He gave up.

"Thanks for coming, hope you enjoyed it." He said politely.

"Oh Gin-san of course we did! It's always pleasant to be around both of you !" Hinowas smiled.

Gintoki was confused "Why do you say 'both of you' so weird?"

Hinowa didn't reply and Tsukuyo pushed her to the door. Halfway, she stopped and turned around, facing the in the door leaning Gintoki.

"Gintoki..I .. I actually have another present for you" She started quietly.

Hinowas gasped slightly.

"She's gonna do it!" She whispered to Seita.

"Eh? I don't need presents, I thought I already said that." Gintoki waved his hand dismissively.

"It's just.. something small."

"uh.. okay?"

"you jus..just need to come a bit closer."

"You're scaring me."

"Or I can just come to you.."

Tsukuyo carefully walked back, stopping right in front of him at a very short distance. Sweat formed on his forehead.

"Close your eyes." She whispered.

He did.

Gintoki felt her small hands on his, turning his palm around, laying her hand in his. But there was nothing in her hand.

There's nothing there, What could it be? -

That's when she kissed him. No warning, no preparations. She just kissed him then and there in the doorway, right on the lips, in full view of everyone.

Gintoki forgot to think at all.

Her warm soft lips on his spread a fire in his body, crawling under his skin, burning the hands that were covered by her soft fingers.

One second.

The whole room went silent, Tatsumas laughter died.

If you listened carefully enough, you could've heard a feather falling to the wooden floor.

Two seconds.

Gintoki's head started to spin. His eyes opened slightly and he saw her face through his lashes.

Three seconds.

That was over the limit of an accidental kiss.

It was not a shy kiss,

it was brisk,

setting a complete new point in their relationship.

Her feathery touch on his hand tightened, sending a shiver that traveled down his spine, making his heart beat painfully fast.

Gintoki slightly opened his lips, about to return the kiss, but she retreated, her face tinted in a shade of red he had never seen before.

Tsukuyo smiled lovingly and lifted a finger, brushing it over his open mouth, caressing his lips.

"Happy Birthday"

She whispered and turned around on her heels, hooking the excited chattering Hinowa into her arms and quickly excited through the front door.

Gintoki just stood there, dumbfounded, unable to move.

The kiss wasn't that long, and it certainly wasn't a scene from a shoujo manga with a great backdrop, exciting atmosphere and a big buildup, but it was wonderful.

Nothing else was able to reach his mind in this moment, he only knew he would remember it forever.

Several minutes went by.

Still, no one had said a word.

Everyone stared at him and Gintoki stared at the door where he had last seen her.

“ehh.. Gin-san..? Is everything ok?" Shinpachi asked carefully, the sounds slowly returning to the room.

Gintoki's fingers slowly lifted up to touch his lips, her sweet taste still lingering on them.

“what…?" ..did just happen?

[marchioness-caprina]

Swapped

{ Part 3 }

Read ; {Part 1} , { Part 2}

Pairings : Katsuki Bakugou x Reader

Warnings : Cussing

Writing style : 3rd Person

Word Count 1843

3rd Person's POV

" I thought we were going out to patrol again" Uraraka muttered and a majority of the class nodded in agreement.

They were supposedly going to the agencies they were training under to do their daily rounds of patrol but a sudden shift of their schedule got all of them gathered in Ground Beta for another suprise Physical Test Exercise.

" You were supposed to but unfortunately; a Villain attack happened near the train station and it caused damage on the tracks. It won't be fixed until Tomorrow. Meaning you're all stuck here doing 'Kiddy stuff' " Aizawa replied in his usual bored tone; hands buried inside his pockets as his shoulders sagged. The dark circle under his eyes were clear indication that he didn't get any sleep last night.

" Aww But sens--"

" Stop complaining. If you wanna be a Hero then you got to take it slow, Don't rush things. Plus... You don't see me complaining when I have to put up with all of you... " Aizawa Cut Sato off as he rubbed his temples " And dealing with all of you is not an easy job" He grumbled the last part and everyone picked up on his mood and just shut up.

" So... What exercise are we supposed to be doing today? " Momo questioned and everyone seemed to be interested in what their te aver had in store for them.

They were up for anything. As long as the penalty isn't an expulsion, the fear of their first day with their teacher still struck everyone with fear knowing how ruthless he could be.

" It's simple... Android Bots " Aizawa called out and from the entrance; loud stomping noises were heard, the stomping wasn't from just one but an army of Robots came marching out of ye entrance, stomping their metallic foot with in perfect harmony.

" Woah! "

Gasps of awe were heard from a few students as they stared at the bots with wonder.

" Let me guess... We're gonna be facing those junks here? " Y/n stated in a matter of fact. Katsuki who was right behind the female with arms wrapped around her waist and his chin resting on her shoulder just gave off a satisfied humm when y/n placed her hand ontop of Katsuki's own.

Aizawa who was too tired to give a sassy remark to his student's comment just nodded; and he won't even point out Bakugou's Clingyness seeing how the boy had reacted yesterday when he told him to minimize his Skinship with y/n. It didn't end well.

" This ain't cutting shit. Knowing you... There's a twist to this crappy test right? " Y/n countered and with a sigh Aizawa began to explain ;

" You're right Miss smarty pants. There's a twist. You guys will be judged individually, these bots can't do much damage but the bombs inside them are the ones you need to watch out for, if you destroy a Bot directly without dismantling the bombs first then... Of course you go Kaboom " Everyone flinched at Their Teacher's explanation especially with how nonchalantly he is as he did so.

" Ehhh!? B-but sensei... Isn't it a little bit too.... Cruel? " Mina interjected and aizawa shook his head.

" As a hero. You must always be prepared of every possible scenarios and surprises. Such as this, of course there are subtle indications whether a bot has a bomb or not.... So you gotta put your observational skills to good use and put that brain of yours to work. Spot the difference, dismantle the bomb and you're free to destroy it... Simple as that " Aizawa yawned as he waved off his student's shocked and terrified expression.

Everyone knew their team her isn't going to give them any more clues.

" He just wants to see us suffer.... " Jiro dead panned and everyone couldn't help but agree.

" You said we'll be graded individually.... So you're saying that we have to take out loud portions of those robots ourselves?" Y/n raised a brow when her sensei gave her a spine chilling smile.

" Yes, that's also part of the lesson. It's not everyday you'd get lucky to have another Hero to he paired with you... Sometimes you gotta work alone and most of the time The villain's you're gonna be facing won't be alone. So multi-tasking is the key... And since you're my 'favorite' student... You'll go first " Aizawa pointed at her lazily and she shot him a gentle smile.

A smile that seemed too gentle for this y/n to pull off. Something wasn't right with the way she smiled and everyone knew it.

" But... She might get hurt... I'll stay with her" Katsuki murmured tightening his hold around the girl.

" What? You think I can't handle myself? Get off me already loser. I need to release some stress and you're getting in the way. " Y/n without thinking much of how bad her words had affected Katsuki grinned as she pushed him off her roughly.

Katsuki tumbled back and he looked at her with a pained expression.

" Y-you think I'm a--"

" Get him outta here. He's fucking up my mood. " Y/n snapped as she jogged away from the group.

Katsuki who was fast to try and run up to her was pulled back by aizawa's scarf like fabric.

" Let her go Bakugou. "

" No! I Need Her! Y/n! " Bakugou whined and he had to be knocked out because he was starting to get aggressive.

"Everyone. To the Control room" Aizawa groaned and his students followed his command but go course they felt sorry for their classmate who was passed out cold.

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" Fucking Die! Hahahaha "

Everyone was silent as they stared at the screen; gawking at how monstrous their classmate could be. Was that even y/n? Because that screaming creature murdering those innocent robots while crushing them to pieces reducing them to junk was scarier than any villain they have ever seen.

" ..... Remind me to never piss y/n....ever" Kirishima gulped when 10 robots were sent flying off the ground with the girl wildly swinging a metal pole like a mad man continued her assault.

" S-she's doing a very accurate job at controlling that new quirk of hers though " Kaminari mumbled as he began thinking.

" But... That is not the opposite of her quirk... Unless.... Oh could it be? The quirk she has is a combined and mixture of mine and Bakugou's quirk ... I underestimated that villain's quirk " Kaminari began to mumble his thoughts out loud and it didn't go unnoticed.

" Well... What do we even call that quirk? "

Kaminari paused and gave a nod towards Uraraka " I suggest Electrical Combustion would fit the spunk" .

" She's doing a tad too good don't you think? "

" She's y/n. So it's no wonder "

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Y/n slammed both of her hands on the ground creating an electrical current as well as a loud eruption of explosion to ensue underground sending the both flying before being completely engulfed and destroyed by either the flying debris, the roasting electricity or the destructive explosion.

With fluid like movement she shot out explosive electric bombs out of her palm that violently detonated when it came in contact with the robots.

She didn't have to worry about the exploding bombs inside the boys because she herself was more explosive than all of those bombs combined.

Her movements were accurate, powerful and spontaneous but her eyes showed how calculated and focused she was if people would ignore that sadistic grin spread out on her face.

She was merciless and with one final punch of the ground that sent a combined jolt of electricity and explosion that caused a mass breakage the fight was over. With no bots left standing at all.

The area was crumbling with ruined buildings and flying rocks and debris mixed with chunks of broken metal.

" Ahh... That hit the fucking spot " She grinned stretching her limbs after her little 'workout'

Meanwhile ------

Everyone was speechless at the display of power of their classmate. She was far too ruthless and she looked more like a villain---no monster from the screen.

And if you squint really hard earlier the students could see how the bots were running away from her instead of actually attacking her.

Y/n gained both the respect and fear of everyone after that bit of course they admired her for her brilliant performance meaning they didn't have to do the test because she destroyed all the bots in a blink of an eye.

" That..... Was so Manly! " Kirishima cheered and his cheer was joined by everyone else.

" Man! Who knew she knows some pretty sweet moves like that! I should ask her to teach me a few of those moves! " Sero commented punching the air.

" Well if you ask me that was rather terrifying.... The continuous onslaught of those poor robots was enough to petrify me for eternity. Not to mention she left us with nothing at all! " Iida sighed as he pushed his glasses up.

" Jeez, loosen up. She did all of us a favor " Jiro replied placing her hand on the slightly disappointed Iida.

Izuku on the side was vigorously writing down on his notebook with such intensity it made everyone pause for a moment to look at him; no doubt about it. He was taking notes about y/n.

Everyone was happy and Aizawa looked more like a proud father than an angry teacher.

But the same couldn't be said for Katsuki. He was sulking in the corner. Eyes dull and fists balled.

The little demon called jealousy was beginning to creep up again. He remembered the other day about Y/n wanting to be partners with Deku or Half and Half. And now that everyone saw how amazing his Girlfriend is, it made him sink deeper as his own insecurities began to swallow him whole.

" .... Do I even... Deserve her? " He mumbled to himself. Tears were already rolling down his cheeks while he pitifully sniffled.

His classmates were gazing at him. They looked inside of what they should do. They still couldn't get used to this new Katsuki.

Kirishima was about to approach and comfort his friend when suddenly Katsuki's body jolted from his spot before collapsing on the ground.

" Bakugou! " Kirishima exclaimed but another gasp was heard from the back.

" It's Y/n-san and Kaminari-san! " Izuku pointed out. Jiro was holding onto an unconscious Kaminari with the help of Tsuyu and on the screen it was pretty clear that y/n had also experienced the same thing and was now sprawled down on the ground.

Unmoving .

........ To be Continued.

[dukeofonions]

Hey I’m back. I read through your reply to my last ask (I didn’t reblog because I’m terrified of rabid Fanders murdering me) and I think I understand what you’re saying about the writer’s room. What I don’t understand is why the heck it needs to be $50 a month just to present ideas. Thomas and co. are literally being paid to hear ideas.

I’ve also stopped watching the videos on both channels (or any TS videos for that matter) just because I don’t feel as joyful to watch them anymore. Sanders Sides was a thing I got into a couple years ago and it’s lost all its appeal.

I literally harvested the button eyes from my crochet mini Roman and Remus to use for a different crochet mini figure project today.

It’s saddening how bad this whole thing has gotten, and I feel like it’s gotten worse since the Patreon started up.

It is however nice to see what you’re posting, and it’s comforting to know I’m not the only one who’s lost interest.

Oh no worries. I don't expect my posts to get tons of reblogs. This is more of a place where people can just get things off their chests.

And luckily, the writer's room tier isn't 50$. Well, the Virgil tier is but the Roman tier is 25$ which gets you access to the writer's room. Which is (in my opinion) still too much considering we've only had two of them so far (one for this Asides and one for Cartoon Therapy) but they just don't produce scripted content frequently enough for it to be considered a good perk, same problem for behind the scenes content.

But I won't lie when I say that for a very brief moment yesterday I almost got excited for this Asides due to Thomas posting a random out of context spoiler on his Twitter yesterday. I dunno, I feel like if I shut off my brain then maybe I could enjoy this episode. I guess it'll just depend on the overall quality of the thing and how it connects with the season two finale (and how long it'll take for that to come out)

I know they mentioned at one point in a stream (this was before Joan left) that they planned on filming most of season 3 in bulk in order to release more episodes frequently, but I dunno how well that would work out in the long run. If they were shorter episodes then maybe I could see that working. Film all the short stuff, then start posting episodes while working on the longer episodes.

But again, who knows what season 3 will be like, especially now that these Asides might as well be considered actual episodes as well. And if they continue to make them as they are then I don't see anything getting better.

[tsuy4n]

Temporary curse 2

Part 1

"Good morning, everyone!"

Your cheerful and bubbly voice reach to the brothers' ears while entering the dining room with Lucifer while being carried by him; only by one arm, completely dressed up cutely. Thanks to Lucifer.

You all went out shopping at Majolish yesterday to buy you some clothes for the time being in your child form to use for tomorrow's retreat...it was quite a disaster, since they couldn't decide which clothes to buy you, since everything suits you well. What they all thought

In the end, the brothers had decided to let you pick your own clothes.

"Good morning, sweetie~!"

Asmo sweetly replies along with his smile as he quickly stood up from his seat and dashed by your side after Lucifer had sat you down beside his.

"Morning."

Leviathan replied as well, his eyes leaving the screen of his phone to look at you; who's being smothered by Asmo.

"Hey! Get away from her!"

Mammon shouts but was completely ignored by Asmodeus. sad.

"Did you sleep well?"

The Avatar of Lust asked, which you replied with a nod and bright smile but still somewhat looking sleepy.

"Aww~ you're still sleepy aren't you? Well it's really early...You can sleep with me later after we arrive at the castle~!"

He happily said as he seemed excited at the thought of you sleeping beside him, hugging as he kisses your plump, soft, chubby cheeks.

"Wha?! No way! [Y/n]'s sleepin' beside me later!"

Mammon retorts to his brother, who only scoffed at him.

"No way that's happening, because [Y/n] is obviously gonna pick me and not you."

Asmodeus confidently said to the white haired demon.

"How can ya be so sure, huh?!"

"Are you an idiot? Oh, wait. I can't believe I just asked that. But I'll answer that for you, because you're an idiot. Of course you're an idiot! It's obvious that she wants to see me, my beautiful face, the moment she opens her eyes."

"What the— hey! I ain't an idiot!"

Mammon retorts as Satan appears with Beel, who's both setting down the plate of foods as their breakfast for today.

"You may be pretty Asmo, but we're not that sure if [Y/n] will pick you."

Beel spoke after putting the plate down, earning a stifle laugh from Satan, after he puts down three pieces of pancakes with butter and honey on top of it on a plate in front of you, which made your eyes sparkle.

"-Pancakes!"

You happily exclaimed, your sleepiness disappearing at the delicious looking food. And when you were about to start digging in, you couldn't reach your food,. So you stood up on your seat and reached for the fork then started your meal, completely forgetting that the brothers were still arguing in the background.

"-Delicious~!"

Your eyes sparkled as you stuff your mouth with pancakes while the demons continue to argue.

"How rude!"

Asmo responds to Beel, a scowl visible on his pretty face.

"There's no need to be upset, Asmo. What Beel said was true."

Satan said with a chuckle, which only made Asmo scoff.

"Why do they have to be so loud."

Leviathan mumbles to himself as he scrolls through his phone, but is actually lowkey jealous. Lucifer coughs; gaining his brothers' attention.

"Apparently, [Y/n] is not sleeping with anyone, with the exception of me of course. Now, shut up before I hang you all upside down at the ceiling, leaving you all here for three days."

All of them squeaked at their eldest brother's deadly smile and a bit of shameful words.

"Augh..Do you guys have to be so loud in the morning? I even woke up from my slumber. I felt like my eardrums were gonna explode."

Belphegor deadpans, his brows furrowed, completely annoyed at them, not until he saw you, continuously stuffing your mouth with pancakes; making your cheeks more plump as your eyes continue to shine and sparkle.

A squirrel?

Belphie thought, his head slightly at the side while staring at you.

"Gwush moshning, Bwelp!"

You cheerfully greeted, mouth full with food as you smiled at him.

"Yeah, Good morning, [Y/n]. Enjoying your breakfast?"

He replied, a faint smile visible on his face as he tries not to laugh at you which was a success.

"Yeah! The pawnkwish twaste amashing! Wanna twist?"

(Yeah! The pancake taste amazing! Wanna taste?)

"[Y/n] don't talk with your mouth full, and eat slowly of you'll choke."

Lucifer scolds as he couldn't help himself to chuckle, the others laughing at you.

"LOLOL! That's was so cute that I got it on video!"

The third born happily exclaims while holding on his phone.

"Oi, Levi! Send that to THE great Mammon!"

"Sure."

"Oh, me too~!"

Asmo chimes with a smile.

"Just send it to the group, so that the others can see it as well."

Belphie deadpans which made Levi to smile more.

"Yeah, great idea! Aaaand sent."

"I'm glad that you liked it."

Satan spoke with a smile.

"Of course! It's so soft and fluffy and delicious!"

You exclaimed with enthusiasm, making the blonde to chuckle and pat your head, which you enjoyed.

"Anyways, is your belongings all ready?"

Lucifer ask, earning a few nods from some of his brothers.

"Very well. let's all finish up breakfast quickly then clean up and head to Lord Diavolo's castle. I can't let the angels and Solomon be there first."

"Why does that line seem familiar?"

Mammon ask as he starts to remember, while Asmodeus claps hiss hands together.

"I'm so excited~!"

Asmo excitedly exclaimes while Beel's eyes seemed to have lit up by the news.

"Well not me."

Levi mumbles as he eats.

"Barbatos' cooking."

"Wha— hey, Beel! Stop drooling, you're getting it on my shoulder!"

Exclaimed Leviathan at the tall orange haired cute demon as Lucifer lets out a sigh.

"Be on your best behavior, everyone."

After breakfast, you tried to help the others clean up the table but was stopped quickly stopped, before you could even lift a plate.

They didn't wanted you getting into an accident, that's why. Just the thought of your pained expression deeply aches their hearts.

Mammon has you already in his arms, ready to escape the clean up duty to spend some time with you, but was caught by Belphie, who smiled sinisterly at his white haired brother; making the albino to put you down with a smile as he sweat bullets and before leaving, he said,

"The Great Mammon has to help out his brothers clean up, so go on, play around and have some fun on your own while waiting"

Belphie seemed to have blackmailed Mammon.

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"Woah~! Is that really a castle?!"

You shouted excitedly as you stare at Diavolo's castle with shining and sparkling eyes, lips slightly agape, completely amazed at the sight while being carried by Lucifer, who's walking towards the door of the castle of his lord.

"T-Then, there must be lo~ts of sweets inside, right?!"

The others laughs at your enthusiasm, and finally, you all entered, the large door opening to let you all inside; the inside seemed to be sparkling in your eyes.

"Well, good morning! I must say, I couldn't wait for you to arrive!"

Diavolo cheerfully greets with a soft chuckle.

"Welcome to Lord Diavolo's castle, it's a pleasure to you have here."

Barbatos politely greets with a smile.

"Good morning, Diavolo. And you too, Barbatos."

Lucifer greets back to both of them.

"Oh~ Is that [Y/n]?"

The auburn haired demon prince stares at you, his eyes seemed to have lit up at the sight of you.

"Yes."

The black haired demon simply replied.

"I must say, [Y/n] is very cute when she was a child. I can't believe she had such plump, soft, chubby cheeks!"

Diavolo happily exclaims with a bright smile.

"[Y/n] this is Lord Diavolo, say hi to him."

Your cheeks flushed as you beam at him, trying your best not to look shy.

"H-Hello, nice to meet you, Lord Diavolo!"

You used your cheerful and bubbly voice at him, which made his smile more big.

"Yes, nice to meet you, [Y/n]."

Barbatos walks forward and stares at you which you also stared back, a slight confused and curious look in your big orbs

"Cute, isn't she?"

His lord asked which he responded with a nod and smile.

"Yes. She somehow resembles a very cute hamster."

Diavolo lets out a heartful laugh.

"A hamster, huh?"

"Hello, [Y/n]. I am Barbatos, nice to meet you."

Your cheeks continue to flush as you couldn't held back a shy look at the new person in front of you.

"N-Nice to meet you as well, Barb..Bar.."

Your face scowls as you had a hard time pronouncing the butler's name, your tounge seems to somehow gets tangled when you attempt to say his name like the others prounounce, which made laughter fill the room.

"Oh my. I apologize for also laughing, but that was quite adorable."

You blink your eyes twice at the smiling and chuckling butler, and soon smiled, your teeth slightly showing as you also started to laugh.

"Hey, look. I got [Y/n]'s frowning expression on camera. LOL."

Leviathan snickers while staring at your face through his phone.

"Pfft— send that to the group."

Mammon said while holding back his laughter.

"I'm getting hungry just by staring at [Y/n]'s cheeks..."

Beel spoke as his twin shook his head.

"Well, I'm sleepy. And I think [Y/n]'s sleepy as well, I can't wait to sleep with her."

Belphie spoke happily.

"Nu-uh! [Y/n] and I will be sleeping together!"

Asmo retorts while Satan shakes his head and say:

"Don't start again."

"Lucifer, will both of them give me some delicious sweet?"

You whisper at the black haired with sparkling eyes which made him chuckle.

"Perhaps. You'll just have to wait and see."

He said as he smirks. You nod your head and stared at the two demons in front of you, your eyes sparkling as it showed that you were expecting something from them.

"Why is she staring at the both of us like that?"

Diavolo ask, chuckling as he stares back at you with Barbatos beside him.

"And she seems to expecting something from us?"

The butler said with a smile on his face. Lucifer chuckles and covers your eyes.

"Don't mind her. She's just expecting a sweet treat from the both of you."

"A fun of sweets, huh?"

Diavolo said with a chuckle once again while Lucifer puts you down, making you to dash to the other brothers.

"It seems that our other guests have arrived."

Barbatos announce as he smile while you hide behind Mammon's legs, making the avatars of sins stare at you in awe.

"Hello, good morning. We've already got quite a crowd here, don't we?."

Simeon greets with a smile.

"Yes, and it seems like you've all managed to get here before us once again."

Solomon said as he chuckles softly.

"...Is that [Y/n]?"

Luke points out. You slightly flinched, making you to hide more behind the white haired demon, Mammon.

"She's shy around strangers but once you give her something sweet, she'll immediately go liking you as if she wasn't shy when you first met her~!"

Asmodeus happily explained to them.

"Oh~ She's really cute."

Solomon said as he approaches and crouches down.

"Hello, I'm Solomon. Nice to meet you."

He said with a charming smile while showing a lollipop in his hand. You immediately stepped out from your hiding spot with sparkling eyes.

"Hello, and thank you!"

You replied cheerfully while taking the lollipop away from his hand and giving him a hug, catching the sorcerer off guard.

"Didn't your parents told you about strangers with sweets?"

Solomon asked with a chuckle while you start to unwrap the lollipop.

"Mommy told and warned me about them, but mister Sol are friends with everyone in this room! And you already introduced yourself. We aren't strangers anymore!"

You chirped as you can beam a smile at him which they found so adorable and precious.

"We're gonna be best friends, Sol!"

Solomon felt warm and fuzzy inside while he reaches his hand to pat your head gently.

"You are with no doubt, straight up cute and adorable as a kid. Stay a child forever, [Y/n].

The sorcerer states with a huge smile on his face.

"Yes. Who knew that [Y/n] could be this cute when she was a child."

"Indeed. Cute."

Simeon approaches you next, slightly crouched down. Your eyes seemed to have lit up at the sight of him.

"Pretty~"

He chuckles softly with a smile.

"Mister, are you an angel?"

Simeon continues to smile as he starts to pat your head.

"Why, yes."

Your eyes shines. You held out your hand while smiling brightly along with your sparkling eyes.

"Nice to meet you, pretty angel mister, I'm [Y/n]!"

He laughs as he gently shook your hand.

"Hi [Y/n], I'm Simeon, nice to meet you."

You beam at him.

"Then he must be an angel as well, right?!"

You point at the small boy with enthusiasm.

"Of course, I am!"

Luke responds while Simeon laughs.

"Oh~! You're a cute angel!"

You beam at him, staring at him with glossy sparkling eyes. You ran towards him with a soft laughter that made everyone stare at you in awe, their hearts melting as you gave Luke a warm hug, your arms trying to wrap his waist completely.

"Augh..Why does she goes around huggin' everyone."

"You're not the only who's being jealous, Mammon."

Beel said beside his white haired older brother with a slight look of disdain in his face as Mammon turns a bit red.

"I am not being jealous! Why would I be?! That's Levi's job, ya know?! It's not like I also want to be hugged by [Y/n] while she smile bright, okay?!"

"I can't believe you all can handle that physical touching and stuff. Augh. Normies."

"Says the one who gave [Y/n] also a candy to receive a kiss."

Belphie deadpans at Levi, who suddenly turned red.

"I can't believe she called Simeon pretty at their first meeting."

Asmodeus mutters with his arms crossed.

"There's no need for you to be jealous."

Satan spoke with a smile and chuckle.

"Alright, since we're all here we should explain what we'll be doing for the retreat."

You shook his large warm hand with your soft and chubby small hand.

Diavolo announce with a smile.

"Certainly, my lord."

Barbatos said as he bowed his head then raises it, a smile showing on his face.

"I'll begin explaining what we have planned for each day of the retreat."

...

After Barbatos explained what everyone will do for each day of retreat, everyone left to head to their designated rooms that was also announced by the butler, himself.

(1) Diavolo, [Y/n], Lucifer. (2) Solomon, Beel, Mammon. (3) Belphegor, Simeon, Satan. (4) Luke, Asmodeus, Leviathan.

And right now, the three of you: Diavolo, Lucifer and you are all inside your room, Barbatos now entering with a plate of macaroons and two cups of tea and a glass of juice.

"Macaroon.."

Your mouth waters after Barbatos sets the plate of different colored macaroons in front oy you.

"Well, don't be shy. dig in."

Diavolo said, a soft chuckle escaping his lips.

"Okay! Thank you very much!"

As you take one piece of the macaroon and took it inside your mouth, it felt like fireworks exploding everywhere inside your head; which made your expression easy for them to read: a complete happy and pleased look.

"So good~!"

Diavolo laughs while Barbatos chuckles along with Lucifer.

"Did you made them yourself, Barb?!"

You enthusiastically asked, eyes sparking with excitement.

"Yes."

The butler nods with a smile which made you beam and compliment him.

"I am happy to hear that you're enjoying them."

Diavolo laughs once again.

"If you want more, there's no need to hold back and ask."

Lucifer shook his head as he wipes your mouth with a napkin.

"Do not spoil her too much with sweets, Lord Diavolo. Or she'll ruin her teeth."

After finishing your sweets, Diavolo has you seated on his lap. He was smiling brightly as he plays with your cheeks while you only laugh.

"Are all human children this cute? I can't believe they have such chubby soft cheeks~!"

"No. I am certain that [Y/n]'s cuteness cannot compare to the other children out there."

Lucifer responds without hesitation to his lord, making him laugh while he start to carry you, using one arm. You lay your head on his shoulder after wrapping your arms around his neck and slowly falling asleep which Diavolo and Lucifer both noticed.

He stands up and tucks you in his bed with a gentle smile on his face. He stares at your peaceful sleeping face as he opens his mouth to respond softly at Lucifer's words.

"Yes, I agree."

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A groan escapes your lips as you turn your body on the soft bed, the sound of the white blanket shuffling along with the cheerful and excited voices outside, approaching the room.

"Sweetheart, [Y/n]~! Are you wake?"

"Asmodeus, you can't just barge inside like that. This isn't just my room nor [Y/n]. This is also the room of Lord Diavolo."

Lucifer scolds while Diavolo laughs and enters the room with the both of them saying that it's fine, the other demons following as well.

"Hey, [Y/n]! I've baked some cookies for you, so wake up before they get cold!"

Luke shouts excitedly while approaching your bed.

"Is it really necessary for all of you to come just to wake her up? I'm sure it's enough with just me and Beel."

The sleepy Belphie said with a small yawn. Beel nods his head whilst munching on his breakfast food.

"Well, [Y/n]'s smiling bright face is really nice to see in the morning."

Simeon spoke with a smile.

"Indeed."

Satan agrees as he chuckles.

"Everyone is really lively in the morning."

Solomon said, a chuckle escaping his lips.

"Oi, [Y/n]! The Great Mammon is here to wake ya up with a lot of sweets!"

"Which he stole from Barbatos' kitchen."

Leviathan deadpans to his white haired brother.

"I didn't steal anything!"

The room continues to be loud while Luke's smiling face drops as he saw you sitting up with your elbows lifting you. Not in your child form anymore.

"Why is everyone being so loud in the morning, and suddenly spoiling me with sweets? I don't think I've talked about that with any of you."

Everyone froze as they stared at you, hand pushing the side of your hair back while your bare shoulders along with your right leg shown. Simeon smiles while covering Luke's eyes, both of them red.

You felt your shoulders get chilly while everyone in the room turns red. You looked at yourself under the blanket. Naked. Asmodeus whistles mumbling about how you look hot and sexy right now, while Satan shooks his head at him, both of them red. Mammon and Levi had turned completely red — a blushing mess as they both seemed to have malfunctioned.

Solomon continues to smile as if he wasn't completely affected, but actually is. Belphie and Beel looks away, both of them not saying any word. Lucifer and Diavolo both tries their best to compost themselves. Smiling darkly, you chuckle. A chuckle that somehow sent a shiver down their spines.

"I'm sorry if this will sound disrespectful, Lucifer. And especially towards you, Lord Diavolo...but please get out. All of you."