#I HADNT THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SO FAR

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Olena's Summit is on September 6 ... 😏

[al-luviec]

juvie buddies

[rohirric-hunter]

The company that made my bike lock has chosen to combat picking attempts by shaping it in such a way that holding it the way you need to in order to pick it is very uncomfortable

This would be pretty clever except that it can be picked in 3 seconds flat because 2 out of the 4 digits of the combination are the default location of the wheels

[imflyingfish]

working in an art gallery and talking to a lot of full time artists has given me CRAZY imposter syndrome btw lmao

[the-kipsabian]

1/2, please bear with me cause this thing needs to be viewed as a whole and tumblr doesnt let me post the entire 11+ minute clip even if its well within the size limits

part 2 here

[roychewtoy]

oh my god bro we got hit with the fucking uhhhh the lightning that turns us into furries

[getoutofmytardis]

ed and stede staying with izzy and buttons coming to visit 😭

[kisskissgotohell]

i read an opla zolu fanfic to do, like, a litmus test on whether or not i ship them (was previously undecided) and i came out of it with the honestly bizarre realization that id only actively consume zolu content if it was. unrequited. not as in "angsty misunderstanding before getting together" but like,, i can see zoro liking luffy but i genuinely cannot see them as a couple. never liked a ship dynamic like this before but theres a first time for everything ig

[cestacruz]

Mmm Jeanne

[twopercentboy]

I think the cats and dogs and deer had it right

Because affection only works when it's rubbed off on someone

Lord I ask you give me time to show him what his words do to me

Lord how he warms me

He's a heat rock

And I, a stupid, foul, cold-blooded creature cursed to crawl on my belly

for the rest of my days

Lord I'd crawl to him till the end of days

PoetAnon

me when religious imagery in poetry

if ur cursed to crawl on ur belly does that make me Eve?

[bloodhailmp3]

the way the passing of time and circumstances changing can simultaneously feel deeply painful and utterly healing

[felidthing]

i just had a very long complicated dream about some very ooc homestuck kids. jade might be rooted in some form of fanon at least but i dunno

[jennypigalle]

i started a second playthrough as durge (i'm nowhere near finished with act 1 on my first playthrough...), mostly bc i was curious what you could do in terms of customization of durge (turns out, more than i thought) and also bc i was curious about alternative choice/etc. for things i had done (i somehow missed shadowheart on the ship the first time for example) and i was hoping to find the boar to trigger astarion's reveal (i like it for battles in my first playthrough) but i didnt wanna search too detailed bc i realised i hadnt even had my first longrest yet and though yeah maybe i need to have that and see him sneaking off to be able to find the boar (i read it somewhere), so i go do my first long rest. i had talked to the bard woman in the druid grove. i was a bit durge preoccupied that night to see astarion sneaking off... (wow i was not prepared for that!) still no sign of the boar on a quick look, i do some things and have a second long rest. again preoccupied with the results of the previous nights. do some more things, figure there's no use looking for the boar, i'll just do it after all this - and so of course that night he comes to bite me. i didn't know that could happen. this playthrough keeps throwing me for a loop, but i'm also having so much fun (i played 5h in a row today) (also i made the durge a drow and it is very fun actually to see npcs reacting to it in various ways)

[mxdotpng]

wondering what would have happened if asch had actually confronted his parents when luke was first created like he intended to. wondering what would have happened then.

[rossithepixie]

Anyone else ever get hit with thought that without modern medicine how many of us wouldnt be here still? Every now and again it smacks me how super ill i got when i was like 6 and that without modern medicine that my chances of making it through that were super slim.

I don’t know it just feels wild to think about how short the story of my life could have been? And to think there are people out there who would deny their children access to certain aspects of life saving medicine blows my mind.

[hannieehaee]

18+ / mdi

content: once again, chan is a fucking loser, smut, f reader, dry humping, handjob, a lot of boob worship (?), spit kink (????) but not rlly, etc. this is a continuation to this, but can also be read as a standalone!

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

wc: 1258

masterlist

loser!chan, who feels like the luckiest bastard alive thanks to his chemistry teacher who decided to pair him up with his years-long crush.

ever since he started college, he thought that maybe he'd finally get rid of the loser nerd persona that had been assigned to him ever since middle school, when he started wearing thick-rimmed glasses to school and joined the anime club.

safe to say, that did not happen. due to his shy demeanor and lack of confidence, he remained an outcast in all situations possible, feeling as if he could never simply go up to someone and strike up a conversation. specially not with you, the pretty girl he met during orientation two years ago. someone who he had so badly wanted to get to know after catching your eyes one day during your intro bio course freshman year.

unexpectedly, now he found himself in your bed, your hands down his pants and your tongue lightly licking into his mouth as he moaned due to the friction. all thanks to his teacher's fateful decision to pair you up. ever since the first time you had invited him to your dorm for your group project (the first time he had ever felt the touch of a woman), you had found every opportunity possible to steal him away again under the vice of 'channie, we need to work on our assignment!'

your meetings tended to go pretty much the same every time. you'd both sit on your bed, pretending you were there for academic purposes as you set down your books and laptops in front of you while having much sinister thoughts in your heads. chan hadnt wanted to assume you'd always invited him over for anything other than studying, which is why he never made a move first, always allowing you to approach him and take him in whichever way you wanted.

that is how he was once again moaning into your mouth, trying to catch your tongue in his as you pulled your hands out of his pants, wanting to unzip them all the way through. so far, the most you and chan had done had been patting under your clothes and making out for a few hours, but it seemed like you wanted to go further this time.

chan felt like his heart was about to pop out of his chest, lifting his hips in order to help you take off his pants. what he hadnt expected, though, was for you to unglue yourself from him to throw your dress over your head before finally sitting on his lap. he had never felt the heat of someone else's body atop his like this before. he felt like he was burning.

"channie ..." you began. "why wont you touch me? you like how i touch you, dont you? dont you wanna do the same?", you pouted as you led his hands to your torso.

he gulped, breathing heavier than ever. "i- yes. wanna- please, show me. i-i dont know how, i-..." was his reply. he lowered his head, feeling embarrassed at being the ripe age of 23 having never felt the touch of a woman in this way.

"i know, channie. but it's okay. i'll show you."

with that, you let go of his hands momentarily to throw off your bra, quickly grabbing onto his hands again and placing them on your tits, "touch them channie," you breathed out, "touch them and rub them. it'll feel so good, i promise."

chan was frozen in place, eyes glued to your chest. he had never felt himself harder in his life. he'd obviously seen breasts before. both in class and through a screen (and he had maybe pictured yours sometimes before going to sleep..), but he had never felt the softness of them in his hands, nor the pebbles that hardened against his touch.

he followed your instructions, moaning at the way you threw your head back due to his fondling of them. your reaction made him intensify his touches. his actions had caused you to start lightly canting your panty-covered hips against his strained boxers, making him feel even more lightheaded. he decided to take initiative for once and lowered his head towards your chest, groaning as his tongue made contact with your nipple.

you let out a loud whine at the sudden contact, immediately pushing his head closer to your chest and grinding against him with more force now. "f-fuck channie. yes, please keep doing that. shit," your moaning kept driving chan insane, thinking about how desperate you must've been for him to have such reactions to his inexperienced touches.

you continued like this for a while. chan licking and sucking at your nipples while you whined and ground your hips against his. eventually this proved to not be enough for you, causing you to drag his face away from your chest and push him to lay fully on the bed, pinning his hands over his head.

"channie .. can i make you feel good? both of us. can i make us feel good?", you shallowed, delirious at the thought of finally meeting your end while with chan. the previous times you had met you had dedicated your time only to making him cum, wanting to warm him up for you before prioritizing your own pleasure.

"p-please. fuck. you dont have to ask. you can do whatever you want, just- a-argh fuck ..." his speech left him as you interrupted him with harsh grinding of your hips, the angle allowing his length to drag against the entirety of your pussy.

he hadnt known how warm and wet it would feel, having only ever felt his hand (well, now yours too) for the past few years. despite having his boxers and the light layer of your panties in the way, chan felt the heartbeat of your pussy pulse against his swollen dick, making all thought leave his head as he planted his feet on the bed and began to carelessly grind upwards against you, no rhythm to his movements but focused solely on chasing pleasure.

you humped against each other like animals, breathing into each other's mouths until you began to crave his taste, licking into his tongue as he threw his head back at the act. you lifted your head a bit, encouraging him to do the same and then directed him to stick out his tongue for you, which he did. you then began to lick and suck on his tongue, making him shake at the nastiness of it all.

he grabbed onto your hips, madly digging them against his with all the strength he could muster. you felt yourself get even wetter at the sheer force your cute innocent loser boy was using due to the pleasure clouding his mind, knowing that you'd cum any second now.

"'m gonna. fuck. gonna cum, channie. cum with me. please," you begged in a high whine.

chan had no willpower to respond and instead did his best to nod, once more throwing his head back as he came, you following soon after.

the aftermath consisted of a very exhausted chan being unable to move or process what had happened. you laid on top of him for a few minutes as you both caught your breaths. you were the first to speak up, lifting yourself off of him a bit, "sorry, i think i might've gotten over-excited," you chuckled, "id been thinking of that for a while. was that too much?"

he smiled moonily as he looked at the ceiling. "god, i hope we never finish our project."

n/a: not proofread aaahhhh sorry