#what if...

[marril96]

What If...? 3.02 | What If... Agatha Went to Hollywood?

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

What we thought: Price is going to die because in the OG's he's the only one who survived.

What's happening: Price is going to be the only one left alive by the end again, but now the deaths are backwards, starting with Soap.

[brain-rot-tmnt]

I love all the missing brother angst but I've been thinking.

What if? It was funny instead?

What if the missing bro was raised by Draxum, who regularly sends him out on multi-dimensional missions to find other ways to defeat all humans. You know, since one super soldier on their own probably won't cut it. (We already know Draxum has knowledge of how to access other planes/dimensions, and there's even that mysterious portal stone in front of his lab beside the one that leads to New York.)

And what if he got sent off on his latest mission right before the start of the series.

Assuming his missions are long, like 1-2 years on average, for maximum data collection in each new place, he wouldn't get back until after the events of the show, possibly even the movie.

So, like, what if he gets back and it's just…

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Missing bro:

Hey dad I'm back I found some more mystic weapons but I'm not sure if any of them are strong enough to defeat all humans why is the lab destroyed? Is that a HUMAN?? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?!???

Draxum:

Oh, welcome back son, don't worry about that humans are cool now, wanna meet your brothers and also other dad?

Missing bro: ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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And suddenly this poor kid has to speedrun a redemption arc that took his dad the better part of a year to get through. All while processing the fact that his family has suddenly quadrupled in size and one of them is a human??? And he has two dads now??????

I imagine that just as he's finally getting used to…everything, Draxum casually mentions Frida and he just goes FUCK THIS and moves in with, like, Cassandra or something. Like seriously Draxum you can't keep springing family members on this poor kid! He's tired!

[juanarc-thethird]

WHAT IF...

...Jaune fights dirty.

Beacon Academy, Combat Class.

Glynda: Are you both ready?

Cardin: Ready

Jaune: Ready

Glynda: Very good. Remember, this fight will end until one of you runs out of aura or can't continue. Now... Fight!

Cardin: AAAH!!!

Cardin runs towards Jaune with his mallet raised to attack him. On the other side of the arena, Jaune just stands there. Waiting for him with his shield raised, his sword stowed, and his free hand inside his pocket.

Cardin: This ends now!

Cardin is about to hit Jaune with his mallet when suddenly.

Jaune: Pocket sand!!

He screams as he throws sand that he kept in his pocket into Cardin's eyes.

Cardin: Argh!!

Cardin screams in pain. Jaune seizes the moment and trips him. Making him fall face first to the ground, leaving him unconscious.

Glynda: The winner is... Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Woo-ho! I won!!

[mochawulfie]

Puppet Purgatory!

[brownblob]

"You are mine" OR "You belong to me"

MALLEUS, LEONA, ROOK, FLOYD, Sebek, Ace, Vil, JAMIL, Idia, Jack, LILIA, Azul

"I am yours" OR "Yes, my dear, I belong to you"

Deuce, Jack, Malleus, Jade, TREY, RUGGIE, LILIA, SILVER, Azul, KALIM,

[callista-curations]

👉👈

[saavanah08]

⚠️Warning scars and burns (light)

What if their battles had left marks?

[cameronscavefordoodles]

ok hear me out

What if eddie worked at the Sam Goody right next to the Scoops Ahoy. What if. And what if I said he had a crush on steve. What if.

[terranovathemust]

How do you think Clementine’s story would have changed if Lee hadn’t died? Would it have made sense to let him survive as far as the plot is concerned?

[valstmblrart]

Mmmm split tongue Sylus...

[the-badger-mole]

One day, you wake up as a young Azula. Ursa is still around, and Lu Ten is still alive. While Azula’s youth works against her, how do you begin to influence the story using your knowledge of the future? What do you think are the biggest changes due to your meddling?

I'd kill Zuko early and make it look like an accident. In a few years, I do the same to Ozai, and take the throne. The Avatar is neutralized before he gets to the Northern Tribe. It goes well for a while (for me. It goes well for me. The rest of the world, not so much), but the lesson I learn isn't the right one. I never learn how my own hubris is my biggest weakness. Inevitably, people rise up against me. The Avatar is freed, and several armies combine to beat me. I get taken down by Katara again, only this time I don't get up.

[thetomorrowshow]

yall i just remembered a fic i started writing abt a year ago and ended up abandoning, but it would've been my most disturbing fic yet prolly...... what if... what if......

[youre-a-bruiser-baby]

Nya: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Wyldfyre, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[ysaefinn]

Lmfaoooooo the fact i could be 50 and nobody would know