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Team don’t worry I’m sure it’ll fit😇☺️: Yuuta,yuuji,choso,toge
Team don’t worry I’ll make it fit😈:gojo,geto,Toji,nanami,megumi, maki I MEAN WHAAAAAT WHO SAID THAT
#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk headcanons#jjk x y/n#inumaki toge#jujustu kaisen#gojo satoru#Toji#maki zenin#I just know her strap is big y’all😫#let me be gay for a moment PLEASE#PLEASE I AM SPEAKING MY TRUTH#I AM DOWN BAD FOR MAKI#DEGRADE ME MOMMY-#I MEAN WHAT WHO TF SAID THAT
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Telling content creators it's wrong to explore artistic freedom and be independently funded by fans, and they should instead continue taking advertisement revenue from google* is
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the anti-capitalism stance actually.
*(Yes, google owns youtube.)
#Watcher#This post is specifically and exclusively about the people who seem to have the capitalism bit wrong#It's almost fascinating how no one is hearing themselves speak#I feel like some of you don't understand WHY we support small businesses and are anti-monopoly#I've seen multiple posts saying “Shane is so anti-capitalism there's no way this was his idea.”#So... you think it's pro-capitalism to start your own business instead of relying on pennies from the exploitative mega-corporation?#Guys... we support small businesses KNOWING it will cost the consumer more#Stop thinking you're entitled to someone's product#That's what got us in this mess#I understand $6 is a lot for many many people but that is what makes certain things a luxury#Nothing used to be this way#Nothing used to be “free” so you can be monitored for your viewing habits and sold to advertisers#If you see a little guy trying to leave youtube/google and you paint them as the capitalist??? You. have. taken. a. wrong. turn.#I don't know how many more ways I can say it#It is better to support someone (if you can) than to pressure them into taking money from the trillion-dollar corporation#so that you can have what they put all their blood/sweat/tears into for free#If you want something badly enough you're going to have to pay for it#Them's the breaks#If you don't want it that badly then maybe it didn't mean enough to you personally#Thinking otherwise is how corporations like youtube take over and squeeze out small competitors#btw on monopolies: having almost every single video content creator (outside of tiktoks and video game streams) on youtube is BAD#You understand that's bad yes?#How tf are we going to diversify unless SOME CREATORS leave youtube???#It's almost the responsibility of larger creators to do so#Ironically what I said is backwards#In its ideal state‚ capitalism is supposed to inspire innovation and new business‚ giving every person a chance to succeed#But I think we all know that's not the reality we're experiencing#I just went with what everyone means when they say it
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https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46
it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..
mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..
EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..
#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace#yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs#'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs?#have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care#but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this#like babe u sound so dumb☠️#its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon#i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them#its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want#im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic#i am him and he is me so i know factually/j#so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL#also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY?#UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT#literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon#do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing..#u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell#anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here#the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this
#tomgreg#where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that#would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god#they are so annoying. anyway#the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE#or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager#content#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me#robooty kun
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worming out of awkward conversations l i k e
#accidentally partially traumadumped on my coworker earlier auaaaaaa im so sorry#literally all she asked was ‘are you gonna be spending cny with your father?’ and cue the rant (sadge)#i didn’t really have to tell her that the dude tried to burn our apartment down during a certain rampage#(said fire was extinguished by my then-11 year old bro with water from the sink though. good boi)#the topic was successfully changed after that yeayyyyyy#but. m a n n n n . cny is not a good time for me lmfaooooo#i swear i have at least one bad memory for all of the years that i’ve gone housevisiting for the season#like there was that time when i，as a kindergartner，was deemed to be the cause of breaking apart the family’s bonds#over a can of cola at a reunion dinner bc i cried when my evil aunt scolded me for daring to want a drink other than water#i think my father still blames me for that to this very day lmfaoooooo#g o d. manifesting my hopes and dreams for that prick to not contact me this year im begginggggg#he’s. like. the one person i hate more than myself. 3rd place on my hatelist is his father ofc. no clue who 4th place would be though…#hmmmmm ok i think that’s enough traumadumping for one cny season lmao#tune in next year as i once again wonder what tf the name of one of my cousins is#bc despite how bonkers that side of the family is… i’m sure that the dude’s parents weren’t deranged enough to name their son ‘colour’—#his name is seriously one of my greatest unsolved mysteries. i mean. he has siblings with names like dylan and vivian/valerie/vanessa(?)#and yet everyone calls him something that sounds like ‘colour’.#like damn did his parents decide to skip giving just one of their children a first name or something? guess i’ll never know
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The Thing (1982) has it all. A scientist driven mad by existential knowledge. A cast primarily of indistinguishable white men. Creepy but, from a technical standpoint, gorgeous practical effects. And of course, a thing.
#the thing#the thing 1982#john carpenter#rob bottin#and lol#a Black guy who survives to the end#I mean I guess that’s ambiguous#what are y’all’s interpretations of the ending I haven’t looked anything up yet#tbh child’s was the most competent one#why tf would you tie guys up right next to each other if they might be infected with a.#a literal virus that spreads by contact#and why would they lock Blair away!#he could have told them it will only attack when you’re alone!#i think that’s what he said right#okay I did some googling and now I can formulate my opinion on the ending#it’s interpretation doesn’t matter#not that I don’t want to hear other peoples lol
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BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO
#nami put luffy in a cage.... dont let sanji see that.... again nami demonstrating how she is the strongest ever.....#why is franky the boat akshaksjskqjqk ROBIN NEARLY 1000 MILLION YEAAAAAHHHHH#sanji exploded </3 rip the smoking got to him..... luffys snapshot in the cage beaten up akdhsksjsk#jinbes theme is a banger.... buggy lmaoo chacho means president??? that is so funny... CHACHOOOO!!! also buggy owning croc money... banger#these two divas sitting cross legged on the couch bullying buggy.... ajhdkajsa buggys bounty akdhsksjsks#this whole episode was so funny lmao buggy....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1086#luffy wanted yamato to join the crew omg....... i mean of course but he was maaaad.... i kew yamato was a nakama for sure#marco telling luffy ace would be proud of him and smiling.... didnt that happen before and he got sad??? development#SERAPHIM?? THE NEW PACIFISTAS?? why tf does she look like hancock??? OMG MARGARET!!! FUCKING BLACKBEARD??? IN AMAZON LILY???#baby angel mihawk too??? what is this.... KILL BLACKBEARD YES!!!! THROW HIM INTO THE SEA!!! LET THE SEA RECLAIM HIM!!!#so pretty sure what garp was talking about were the seraphim pacifistas..... just keep making things worse old man sure#koby is gay confirmed see.... helmeppo got got... the downsides of being bisexual...#BLACKBEARD GOT HER!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!!!!#episode 1087#hancock lying on rayleighs legs omg... those are her parents ALSO SHAKKY EX KUJA CAPTAIN AND EX EX EMPERESS??? RAYLEIGH?????#why does amazon lily have a giant portrait of luffy on the palace facade akdhaksjaka i mean i DO know why.....#who tf is wang zhi and what did koby do.... and blackbeard is NASTY!!!! RAYLEIGH GET HIM!!! this reminds me of shanks in marineford... a lo#koby kidnapped by blackbeard?? omg kuma....... he is alright.... why the cherry blossom petals in between them ajdjsksjwk#see how sabo is alive.... but why does koala have blue eyes and orange hair now.... luffy having a crisis#i was thinking is carobou om that fucking barrel and YES why us brook crying akdhsk what do you know#zoro using luffy's words against him.... but i dont think ace is a good example of this.... zoro and sanji fighting about who is on top....#luffy asking robin for news.... BUT ROBIN I WANT TO KNOW!!!! omg this ending???? WHAT DID LUFFY SAY???? that was beautiful.............#he said he wants to give everyone freedom i know it... and he needs to be pirate king for that.... he knew since he was a child.....#omg....... the one piece is freedom for everyone and for some reason roger couldnt do it he wanted his son to do it.....#back on my theories grind....#episode 1088#LUFFY!!!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!
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grandma's real bad for my 'don't anger yourself into further digestive disorders' goal
#was on a call and basically said she thinks that they should bring back 6 months military training#'some men just need to get more serious/disciplined... I mean they need to be prepared to defend their country#am i supposed to? I mean women?'#I would rather for the rest of eternity have unserious and even borderline immature men than#Make a single person go through the abusive brainwashing that is military training#That they might come outof with even an inkling of thinking it's okay to kill someone#They're apparently conscripting again??? If that's what they call it#Coming to your house and asking about sons and whatever#First time saying it but thank fuck brother is abroad in america#And uncle and cousin live in germany#Uncle did that bcs it was obligatory then and he came back so... Out of it ig is the word#that he married the first woman he found that's like p cruel just to get tf away from my grandparents#And he moved like 16 hours away and never came back except on holidays#Also they're fucking 50+??? Leave them the fuck alone lol#Just. So mad so mad so mad how brainwashed is this country they think this is ok#And more likely than not what the army the president is arming 'but doesn't threaten anyone!' is planning for#Is further ethnically cleansing ppl who rightfully hate our guts#Just horrified and furious all around
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Truthfully, I do find some times about Johnson's upcoming ongoing worrying (as in, I worry it may not be good). But really, it'll be what it'll be, so I think it's best not to worry about it and just take it for what it is when it comes out. But really, I'm still pissed at the fandom for deciding to hate IDW2 before it even came out and reading it in the worst faith possible and I see that's starting to happen again so yeah
#from what i watched of the stream because it wasn't all#he seems like someone who was a fan of tf back in the day and hasn't kept up with what has happened in the franchise#which isn't great because then you can't really have a conversation or innovate#but ruckley also wasn't all that knowledgeable and still did some very interesting stuff#but unlike ruckley johnson said that he's unashamedly focusing on nostalgia and is not going to say sorry for it so#i mean i don't want him to cater to g1 nostalgia but i wouldn't want him to cater to idw1 fans either#well again i'll just have to see it when it comes out and take what i can from it
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i went on a walk and came back 60% more evil
#snap chats#you know that meme of spiderman holding back the bus while a kids walking across the street thats me @ myself right now#STOPPPP STOP BEING SAD STOP THINKING OF SAD THINGS TO DRAW OUUUUUGGGH theyd be SOOOO nice tho..#NOOOOO STOPPPPP its JUST angst for Everyone involved#this is what i mean my dad a fucking LIAR he be like 'go on a walk to feel better :)' father i came back with the intent to harm#with the intent to harm all ten people invested in the arakawa family i have come to be cruel#but NO. NO i said no more. wheres that electric fly swatter i need one of those#i have CUTE and WHOLESOME things on the menu THAT is the OBJECTIVE#my mental health keeps getting worse and it shows im trying to fight it with family fun time#who tf made that graphic of the mate in charge of ghibli movies and he's depressed as all hell im tryna live like that#i might be dying inside but let me make something pretty at LEAST#okokok let me actually start drawin onea them sweet things. the urge to lie down all day is strong but i shant i must be stronger#also dont walk outside it hot as hell out. im built like a lizard though thats perfect for me#but tryna sit in a cold place afterwards No Thanks.#ok my head hurts bye lets see if i come back with anything or the apathy wins
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You should feel like you can't call yourself a lesbian. Because you're not. You're a straight man and you know it.
Very grateful for this ask. This weekend has been a long series of failures and I was feeling really bad about it, until now. Now i'm inspired, genuinely, because you've just helped me realise something important. That no matter how understimulated bored and useless I feel, I will never be as pathetically worthless and devoid of higher purpose as someone who goes out of their way to send transphobic anon hate to a random ass blog with like 18 followers and no hills to die on. Thank you.
#highlight of my weekend fr#i wear this pinned ask as a badge of honor#proof that i've been on tumblr long enough to recieve anon hate for literally no reason#AND ITS NOT EVEN GOOD HATE#motherfucker i've been trans for three years now you think calling me a straight man means anything to me????#i developed immunity to that ages ago!!#i've literally gotten way worse hate in Pinterest comments#this was the cheapest shit ass thing you could've possibly said#you used proper punctuation and all wtf#who tf are you???#no actually please reveal yourself i am anthropologically curious#what kinda human being does this?? that'll be my grad thesis#damn this was funny as hell seriously thank you#approved official message from deusetco.
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well, I tried feeding my Spiderverse brainrot through Twitter.
it was going good for a couple days til I tried to comment and get in the mix and find some fellow brainrotters and i got an aneurysm.
idk how people survive on twit, i’m weak. i'm tumblr only from now on.
#ooc * […] behind the scenes#/ *clear throat*#/ nah cause who tf said that?#/ i literally said gwen annoyed me KINDA because of her actions in the first half of the movie#/ and now i'm a miguel apologist ????? huh????#/ what does that even mean#/ i was gonna try to run some ragtag spiderverse fic exchange but i'm literally dry right now#/ if anyone knows how to like... find discord's for fandoms lemme kno cause i ain't touchin twit again
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i dont want to talk shit about the most important work of fiction in our generation. but the political situation in naruto was always fucking bonkers huh
#like its just sinking in that konoha is only 4 generations old....tsunade is only 50#i mean fuck alright if the war was that close and the hidden villages were established then. like ok id send gaara out to kill people too#i mean i wouldnt but its a less crazy thing to conceive of#and this stuff is established so early like chunin arc so this was super intentional worldbuilding. good lord#and how much say do the feudal lords have over the hidden villages and who regulates that what tf is happening#cause it seems like theres Government and Government for Ninjas. like if the military was a separate with its own laws place#so government for ninjas still answers to the government but theyre a body of people?#anyway im on that fucking foot race arc so my brain is spinning and nothing is happening on screen#naruto lb#the land of tea. what tf is the land of tea they said were FULLY branching off from elemental names#at this point we're gonna head to the hidden village of mayonnaise in 300 eps
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i’m just gon snuggle down into your inbox for a second because you have to know that i read your kmik tags like its my favorite recap show!!! i am so glad you’re enjoying it 🥹💛✨
i have said it before and i will say it again—i refuse to touch the actual real life Bachelor franchise with an 39-and-a-half foot pole (bc American reality tv and their evil editing. frankly most dating reality tv and their evil editing). but KMIK????? the minute that sh*t shows up on my dash i am invested. i am an expert on relationships i have a list of rankings of the contestants i think are most likely to make it to the next round i am trying not to pick favorites do you understand. there is no coming back from that so i should be thanking you. you are most welcome for coming into my life and carving out a little Dan-shaped hole in my brain
#* inbox.#* q: rainymoodlet.#* community.#( * kmik. )#( * also i feel morally obligated to say that the 'spinning right round like a record' tag underneath the Ezra post was brought to you#| by Gulab watching KMIK religiously to support his best friend [since he is after all the one who signed Abhi up] and realizing#| that he also has favorites other than his best friend. by favorites i mean both Julie/ans and Ezra#| his partner [although they support Abhi as well] has no such qualms. they are objective af and it doesn't matter if their boyfriend#| has known you since college it is about compatibility!!! you have to show what you've got to bring to the table!!!#| so the look they gave Gulab on the couch of their living room when he said that was.... interesting to say the least#| look they live with this man ok they are used to his antics they will still analyze tf out of him and his choices sksksksk#| they love him tho.#| that being said their favorite contestant is Dai bc they are here for the angst pipeline.#| i am here for the angst pipeline i am simply projecting )
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danny phantom ship names are so fucking insane
#I FORGOT ABOUT SAVANT PAR. GOD. WHAT THE HELL#WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THEY ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE#they r so . like. insufferable. literally all of them#like AT LEAST grey ghost makes sense. bc its valeries last name. but PITCH PEARL????????? LIKE. UNLESS U R SO TUNED INTO THE FANDOM U WOULD#NEVER KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS#throwback to the time where i thought that one wss danny and sam. bc pitch is like. black#oh how wrong i was#what even is the name for danny and sam. i dont know. i literally dont know.#absolutely fucking insane (reluctantlyaffectionate)#AMETHYST OCEAN. THATS THEM . WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD EVER REMEMBER THAT . THAT MEANS NOTHING#LMAO WAIT WAIT IM ON THE WIKI NOW. APPARENTLY TUCKER AND SAM IS VEGGIE BURGER#I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING IVE EVER SAID IN YHIS POST THATS SO FUCKING GOOD.#HELLO???? THATS SO FUNNY#who tf is out here shipping freakshow with ANYONE#have you SEEN that guy#wait the alt name for danny tucker is CYBER SPACE???? WHY IS THAT NOT THE MORE POPULAR ONE#THATS SO MUCH BETTER#ok i need to stop reading these ive gotten to the fucked up ones. yall are so strange
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