#I STOLE HIS PERSONALITY FROM HIM
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Met Jason Schwartzman today, at the Venice Film Festival. I think at least 20 people completely surrounded him after the showing of Pavements (2024). He was so incredibly kind with every single one of us, very soft-spoken, took the time for an autograp or a picture with everybody, and I mean, EVERYBODY (security had to tell him numerous times to get out of the cinema because they had to show another movie). And even outside the cinema, he kept chattering with us and taking pictures and signing photos and programs of the Festival. He thanked us numerous times for coming to see him, seeing his movies, paying him compliments. He seemed almost as happy to see us as we were to see him. I got to tell him that one of my favourite movie characters of all time was Max Fischer, from Rushmore (his first movie ever). He was pleasantly surprised, a little endeared dare I say, thanked me for that and I think he paid me a compliment as well but I kinda blacked out from the emotion. I just remember that at some point I said "Thank you for being you" and he said "Thank you for being you" and I still think I died on the spot and I am currently in heaven. It was such a nice moment, I wanted to share.
#la ragazza accanto a me che proprio gli ha detto in faccia 'CHE PATATO'. Mood.#I got my autograph! He drew a couple of musical notes next to it!#look. I basically only watch movies. I rarely know about celebrities personal lives.#I have no idea if this behaviour from him is typical if he used to be brattier and then had a change of heart#I just know today he stole the heart of everybody who had the pleasure to interact with him and was nothing short of delightful#go see pavements (2024)#an absolutely crazy musical documentary#I gotta say Alex Ross Perry is a madman and I am proud to have said to his face that he's 'such a cool dude'#jason schwartzman#pavements 2024#rushmore#max fischer#he's also in Queer (2024) by Luca Guadagnino#and he's hilarious in that
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chill out, Obito. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "if you can't make your own [sense of humor/personality], store-bought is fine"? He just took you and rin as the store! 😂
Love the attempts to normalize this. It's insane behavior on Kakashi's part. Weirdest coping mechanism. Very romantic. Bog-standard for Naruto The Multimedia International Franchise.
I wanted a measure of female equality, so I divided up the Obito traits/fakey traits in general to share with Rin. Now the porn habits and underneath slogan is her. I'm not sure if outsourcing his personality from two teenagers is more or less weird than just one, but I think it's more defensible in court. I can't believe I keep making Naruto LESS gay. That's what happens when you give the women any impact on the plot.
#its also interesting to ask 'so if kakashi stole his personality from rin and obito then who is the actual kakashi underneath alla that'#'have we even seen him. do we even know.'#when writing kakashi I keep the Secret Kakashi in mind always#who is he. well. he DID ask obito to kill him. so#my writing#my asks
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I am also the youngest but I am the favorite (as the one who has never gone to prison it’s not hard lmao) and I feel Pietro vibes hard but I think it’s more of “being a little fucking gremlin” that gives youngest vibes to me.
Also say the word and I’ll fight your brother for you. You’re awesome and deserve good things.
yk in retrospect any time ive hung out with people and ive been A Little Shit and i tell them im the youngest in my family they always say 'i can tell' so i think youre onto something
#snap chats#like kayla had this friend and when the three of us would hang out id be. A Menace as per usual#and one day she was just like 'do you have older siblings' and when i was like Yeah Three she was like 'that explains a lot'#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN leave me alone ... im sorry im so funny and charming and witty ... i stole those traits from my sisters#ALSO DONT BEEF WITH MY BRO LMAO PLEASE he's the last person who deserves anything bad to happen to him i promise#theres no one in the world more deserving of good things than him i cannot stress this enough he was just being funny#i always joke about how our mom hates me so floor was open to the joke gejGELKJGELAK it was funny too. no harm done#if we should fight anyone its my mom .... why would i fight my brother when we have to deal with her together right ....#anyway congrats on not going to prison anon !!!!!! keep it up 👍#oh yeah hi i meant to be on more today but even with school over for now i still had some stuff to take care of today#and then i got tomorrow ....... busy bee i am ....#next week Officially i should be in I Can Kinda Breathe territory. i still have work but at least its just comm work and not school
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12 year old Jason: *sighing like a world weary 35 year old single mother* it’s been a long day B 🚬😑
Bruce: Jason where did you get those cigarettes
#Sorry for being an incorrect quote person but there’s no other way to convey this information it has to be dialogue#Bruce made him throw away his old stash he stole that one from Gordon#On a related note I have unnecessarily detailed headcanons about baby Jason’s cigarette habit#Jason Todd#dc
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When The Backrooms comes back I need Elijah to tell Stanley “if I die your coming with me”
#I wanna break him. I want him to find The Room and break#I want him to cry I want him to suffer because he ISNT a good person because I killed a kind cause was bored#he killed a middle schooler because he was bored he stole drugs from the neighbors house he only left at night and he loved the flower field#on windy days it would look like the ocean and he’d wish to drown in them he wanted it to be the last thing he saw#he loves road trip games because it was the most fun he had with him mom#she’d take him on work trips when he was younger and she taught him little games to pass the time#she didn’t love him she liked having ‘a child’ she didn’t like being around him#she liked him more when he tried to be a girl because she was like her she faced her her old dress#it was the only thing of hers Elijah got from his mother#he just wanted to be someone he just wanted to have a life that was his and he never got that until he tried to end it#he doesn’t want it to change#SORRY I miss the backrooms TAKE ME BACKKKK AGAHHGGGG
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Lune Invictus
#wishing him ill <3#I used photos of people getting scared in haunted houses as a reference for 80% of this#put your favorite lysander moment in the tags#personally I like when half his face gets burned off by one of darrow’s men#although I also enjoy the scene where he’s trying to act like a big man and shows atlas how he has the hilt of darrow’s sword#and atlas is like okay… you stabbed him? stole a trinket? so?#NO my favorite is when lysander turns heel and runs from thraxa and she yells LITTLE BITCH after him as he tries to scramble away#lysander au lune#lune invictus#cicero au votum#darrow of lykos#iron gold#dark age#light bringer#red rising#pierce brown#my art
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dont talk to me or my framed sketch of MK Blackwood ever again
#i stole this frame from my uncle (fuck him) that had a picture of his ex (she sounds like a wonderful person so so glad she dumped him)#and i had this lone happy martin so i will frame him#if i steal another frame ill make a jon sketch so they can be together forever ♡♡#tma
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oo u could call little legend “kit” !! since he's a lil baby bunny, ,
pinky is a lot more common tho, we just are huge “baby bnnuy leg” advocates lol
I was thinking Sky and Twilight would very much call him that and even though baby Legend is usually pretty nice he would threaten violece
I'll probably make Wind suggest Pinky, and little Legend would not be happy about it (because im 90% sure Ghanti would call him that constantly)
#lu legend#lu twilight#lu sky#it would not help#if anything it would encourage twilight even more#and mask would very much make it worse#god help warriors if he ever tried to call him that cause that kid still does not like knights#his ankles would never recover#Also i love ghanti from the link to the past manga#read a very good fic where legend stole his whole personality from her#pretty sure it was called “the second farm boy” or “the other farm boy”
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I've thought about my whole "Asa having abandonment issues" post more and came up with something.
It's less Asa scared of Arkin leaving and more like he's waiting for it. I suppose? Like, Asa wouldn't blame Arkin for leaving him. Everyone around him tends to leave eventually, and the common denominator is Asa himself.
He has such an awful self image at times and doesn't think he deserves the love that Arkin shows him. Asa doesn't exactly push him away, but if he gets the feeling that Arkin is upset with him or is spending less time with him or is interested in someone else (platonically or romantically) he'll think, "Welp, it is what it is". Asa kinda distances himself from Arkin so he can give him some space, all while also trying to get closer? Idk it's confusing. At one moment, Asa refuses to leave Arkin's side, and then the next, he'll ignore Arkin and busy himself in his work.
Asa feels like he isn't a person that can be loved for a long time </3
#the last line I stole from another tumblr post#i related to it a lot#this is just hardcore projection#like cmon his family got killed and his father killed them#and personally i believe that any relationship-- platonic or romantic doesnt last long for him#either his friends will become closer to other people#making him the third wheel#or his romantic partners break it off for whatever reason#asa isnt sure why he cant maintain any sort of relationship but he does know that its bc of him#so when he gets into a relationship with arkin hes excited but also just waiting for the shoe to drop#“hmm arkin is sure nice to me... itll be a shame if i did something to sabotage this amazing relationship”#asa emory#arkin o'brien#collectkin#abandonment issues#projection#slashers#the collector (2009)
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Do you have any hypmic ocs?
lol once upon a time ago i did but i kid you not, with the introduction of dh, bat and secret aliens, they were slaughtered in cold blood and i let them die LMAO
i didn’t get very far in creating them, like i designed them and created their personalities and character settings!!!! but i can’t remember if i ever named them or assigned them a proper division (that they never actually got to represent lol the biggest character setting for them was that they had big goals but kinda sucked at rapping so they never won any prelims LOL)
oh!!!! and i also have an oc who’s (future) kuukou’s adopted child LOL he ran away from an abusive home and eventually wandered into kuugen temple. it’s been a while since i thought about him so i also can’t remember his name lmao (he wanted to change his name tho to fit the harai naming conventions since both shakku and kuukou share the same ‘kuu’ kanji and idk if i ever found a name for him *wheeze*) and their story was a lesson in learning to trust and (i shit you not lmao) breaking the cycle of a learned violence LOL
i’ll dig around and see if i can’t find my old sketches of them, see if i wrote anything down and update over the weekend lol
#vee got an ask#i created kuukou’s kid in 2021 i think bc i remember drawing him at my old job#which shows how much i think about kuukou and what he probably needs to learn LOL#and lmao as for the other characters#like i had the beginnings of these characters and then nagosaka were introduced#one of them looked crazy similar to hitoya so i scrapped him#(despite the other two uncomfortably close in personalities to two other characters lol but i felt they could still work)#and redesigned him with a new character setting#but then secret aliens came along and tom whisper weathercock stole his thunder#and then i just gave up LOL#there was an oc i created for a hypmic au never to escape the recesses of my mind lol that i’m pretty fond of#the long story short of it was kuukou actually did wind up ‘killing’ that ren’s bully and got excommunicated from the temple#so hitoya never got to save him and kuukou actually went to jail lol#but he made a jail friend who was mute but kuukou understood him anyway and they were partners#like there was a jailbreak and he followed kuukou across the nation after they escaped 😌#his name was akira but kuukou called him kage bc he followed kuukou like a shadow and kage didn’t mind since he wasn’t wrong LOL
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SCARRRR IT'S ME AND YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVERRRR FUCK SEAGULLSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- @teddybeartoji
YEAH FUCK SEAGULLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i actually hate them so much like they have TEETH and they try to steal everything fucking thieves and they stare at you with those fuckass evil red eyes and then they shit everywhere like why would you ever like that bird. it doesnt even deserve that classification.
#scar.txt#taking it extra personally because the last time i went to the beach one shit on my arm .#i almost cried in front of my friends#AND IT STOLE OUR CHIPS PACKET ?????#if that isnt enough information for sae to change his opinion he can GO#….. okay i take it back i love him i dont want to even think about that#but im giving him a dirty look each time#i love you mickey !!! ill save you from every seagull in the world <3333#ᯓᡣ𐭩 — mickey
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Close relationships don’t always have to be about romance and intimacy! I cast sibling dynamic!!
Not necessarily actual siblings but the kind of relationship where they might as well be. They know so much about each other and shared crucial life experiences. They aren’t quite friends, they aren’t quite enemies, they aren’t quite lovers. They will be so so mean to each other but also come through for each other when nobody else will. I Am Sending You Things You Hate On Purpose And Also I Love You Good Night Stupid Idiot
#last night I was with my brother#making fun of each other’s interests in a way that’d probably make us cry if our friends did it#talking about how weirdly inappropriate it is to describe playing certain instruments#wow THAT conversation sure took a turn#I used him as a pillow while he made his ocs in a picrew he found#and we did random personality quizzes together#before that I needed help getting this giant orb of fluff I own out of my room#so I just popped into his room and said hey. you like balls right#he keeps showing me a song in his favorite anime#so this time I sang along but changed the words to be stupid and awful#and he asked if he really played it that many times#yup with a memory like mine you’d have to play it a bare minimum of four times for me to get it down#I love my brother and I am going to shave him bald because he stole my fucking pain au chocolat#BUT ANYWAY#the whole point of this was to say#it’s shit like this that makes me appreciate sibling dynamics#shoutout to all the sisters from another misters#and brothers from another mothers#and soul siblings of a similar nature#shoutout to characters adopting their clones or alternate world counterparts as siblings#shoutout to childhood friends who were all each other had#shoutout to found family that’s equivalent to a litter of cats with no parental figures involved
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no because ariel really hates it when others make self-sacrifice into the pinnacle of nobility and the greatest thing you can do for anyone. fawk that he wants you to LIVE
#another problem he has with the grey wardens is that they tend to make giving up your life noble IT ISN’T!!!!#wanting to live isn’t selfish!!! being alive isn’t selfish!!!#the greatest thing you can do for anyone is live!!!#maybe slightly unrelated but i hate hate HATE narratives where characters go through hell on earth and they die or fail at the end#what i love about him is that he’s not the typical heroic protagonist. yes he makes sacrifices but there are some things he’s not willing t#sacrifice and has needs and is a PERSON#the world already stole so much from him. his family his culture and community his agency why does he owe the world his death too#hc.
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chapter four woooo. everyone is out here doing their best sweating like hell and ayame is just casually about to fall asleep on the concrete. vibes
ao3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/58741765/chapters/151307389
quotev - https://www.quotev.com/story/16714095/making-of-a-miracle-blue-lock-various-x-m-oc/4
#trying to sneak like hints that could be considered kind of yan#or considered just cute depending on how you read it#bachira my beloved#cute personality + mildly obsessive and offputting makes him so fun to write#blue lock#bllk#blue lock fanfiction#bllk fanfic#blue lock x oc#bllk x oc#i mentioned his appearance being inspired by kiyoko haikyuu but he's got some bits and pieces from a bunch of haikyuu characters actually#i stole hinatas insane stamina#ayas hometown / high school are inspired by haikyuu karasuno area#(and some actual research but mostly going off haikyuu vibes)#and then kageyama's whole lone player thing but that it NOT a bad thing in ayame's eyes#seeing as blue lock is... blue lock. he is not on a redemption arc
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james somerton is just one of those people who wants to do whatever he wants and cannot stand the consequences of their own actions, which they willingly chose to do. entitled and self-absorbed motherfuckers. and that's the only way you can think to do the things he's done in the first place. having no base respect for the people you steal from and your audience, of course you think you can somehow do something to win them back. you can't. no one but an egomaniac would do what he's done in the first place, and only an egomaniac would think they can come back from that and still deserve to be praised and respected and have your cozy career like you did before you were exposed for what you've done. people like this cannot be worked with in the public eye.
#as a human i dont wish for his life to be ruined but as a 'professional' creator he absolutely does not deserve a career#he only had it because of theft. theft which he did because he felt he was owed riches and privilege that the ppl who stole from#apparently did not.#theft and lies! and his lies are another can of worms entirely#monstrous venomous worms#text post#he just needs to go away and his personal problems need to only affect himself and the ppl around him.#the online lgbtq/cultural commentary community should have nothing to do with him.#he's done nothing for anybody else in the digital space. he NEEDS. to LEAVE#nobody here should ever have to think about him again. as a human being w a drop of compassion.#bc he was never really in community with anybody in fact he's actively been hostile to the idea that he's not on an island#where he makes the most important and best queer content.#let him be a lesson and close the book on him#he should genuinely be banned from all platforms so he never has access to steal from or manipulate anyone ever again.#he should NOT BE A PUBLIC PROBLEM ANYMORE.#the only way he can exist in public after all he's done is as a menace. and that's his and his doing only. so goodbye james. go away#you learn how to live with those thoughts by yourself. it's not *our* issue
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because I am literally incapable of keeping gossip to myself
#i made out with my ex at the strokes concert#i gave myself permission prior to the event dw dw#it was to be expected#like? it was the strokes! it was a night time outdoor set it was raining we were drunk sharing ciggies new silver eyeshadow etc etc#they played call it fate call it karma you know the rest#kinda iconic in my humble opinion#AND THEN#i went to my friend's house party after and then i went home with a guy from there#again sorta premeditated cause I've been overthinking sleeping w my first new person post the breakup#and I've been passing up opportunities cause i've just been building it up in my head to be this big massive deal#but it had rly gotten to the point where it just needed to happen like rip the bandaid off kinda thing#so i pretty much knew that if i met someone nice there i was gonna just say fuck it#coz like drunk house party guy you'll never meet again is such a chill low stakes thing for an official return 2 the streets#and when i tell you it was bang average like so so soooo bang average which I'm glad abt to be honest#left my red scrunchy at his house tho cause u always gotta give them something to remember you by. the whimsical stranger!!!#and i stole some weed from him#(take something leave something rule - i am a devout follower of this)#and then had to literally travel the entire length of the northern line 2 get home like no joke i literally rode that shit end 2 end#scantily clad unbrushed hair sunglasses on in the tube violently hungover walk of shame vibe#altho by some divine miracle my phone didn't die until i was literally outside my front door so i got to listen to good tunes the whole way#honestly you probably shouldn't romanticise these things but who's gonna fuckin stop me huh!!#feels like julian casablancas would've wanted this for me#anyways what a silly goofy post!!!!!!#dear diary
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