#I am a salty bitch rn :))))))

[dbphantom]

Starting ffxv, watching the intro sequence: this is gonna be so fun, I can't wait to go on a fun road trip with my new friends! I love this song cover and it's really funny with it playing over them bitching and pushing the car. I've never played a final fantasy game before, so I don't know what to expect, but everything looks so cool and fun!

60 hours later, watching the end credits:

[waywardsalt]

okokokok so on the topic of botw/totk link having little to no emotion in cutscenes. ive said it in other posts but in botw it honestly makes sense given his present scenario and you are given a pretty good reason for it in the past. he's under a lot of pressure and he's just trying to do his job. in totk it does not work because he should have new memories now and he has memories with these new sages and with zelda and yet he's all but stonefaced with this people. there are some micro expressions and that's fine. but to me the problem with his lack of emoting in cut scenes is that it makes him very devoid of personality. he doesn't talk, so you're going to get the most of his personality from the way he moves and emotes, but in the cutscenes he just comes off as... dutiful stoic knight. with no meaningful feelings towards these people supporting him.

i'm not asking for him to be animated with all of these flourishes to give him some bombastic personality, but i just want to see him... react to stuff. see him express some extra emotion asides from determination.

people argue against botw/totk link having no expression by pointing out that he DOES emote quite a bit in gameplay and pointing that that there! there's his personality! and yes! i see it! and that kind of makes his lack of emotion in cutscenes worse! he can be and has been animated with personality and preferences and reactions and for some reason none of it is in the story important cutscenes! normally it's the other way around!

this isn't even fully about him having minimal expressions: i get it when people say it's maybe an autism thing, and that makes sense! i personally don't do a whole lot of expression when i'm under pressure, so i get it! that makes sense! i don't necessarily want him to have the facial expressions that skyward sword link had, i just want to see some shred of visual personality out of him in these cut scenes.

i mean... in ocarina of time, when the great deku tree is done telling his little story, you see that link has been sitting down. that's... something! stuff like the way he gets out of his bed and the speed at which he walks or runs in cut scenes... the engines oot and oot3d were done on can't allow for the same kinds of animations as botw/totk, but we still got little bits of personality just out of the way he moved his body. you emote with your body as much as your face. i may have a fairly straight face, but the way i may move gives away how i feel and how i act.

i wanted something like what we got in that first scene under hyrule castle- i wanted more of the moment when he gently takes zelda's torch because he knows her, understands that she may need both of her hands, and is willing to hold this torch for her while she grabs her stuff. you get a bit of personality out of that, you get that he knows zelda and how she works to some degree, and you get that there is trust between them because of this.

as far as i remember, this is the only instance of link being animated in such a way that suggests personality and his relationships with others. he emotes and is animated plenty outside of story beats, so he's very lively in dialogue options and little extra cutscenes, but in story beats, where he is interacting with his friends and discovering history and incredible secrets and trying to help the people he cares about and the world he cares about- it's all washed away, and it's kind of frustrating. i don't want anything big, just subtle little things, like his taking zelda's torch for her. something that isn't just him interacting with his environment and tepidly reacting- something that suggests little things about him and his opinions.

[widevibratobitch]

seeing ppl defend aida blackface 🤢

[lunar-speaks]

Just because I'm aware that I'm a clown doesn't mean I can stop the three ring circus that is my mind

[bamlam7801]

Let's try this again, shall we?

Pinned post time! Last time I made one of these i was a salty bitch! Apologies.

So! Hello tumblr! I'm bamlam, you can call me mars!

I am genderfluid - for me this means that they/them are always "safe" pronouns. I occasionally feel more fem or masc but figuring out what gender you are takes a lot of energy! It would be exhausting if I always knew what gender I am so I just... don't. They/them is the default and is always comfortable for me, so just use those! I will not remember to put the flavor of the week on here anyway.

I am asexual (potentially aro? jury's still out) and in a lovely qpr with my daring wife @no-schedule-crepescule <2 (they actually introduced me to this hellsite, you can thank them for my presence)

I am sex-repulsed, but it's getting better (i think). That said, do NOT send me any sexual content. I am not comfortable with internet people sending me sexual content or engaging with me in a sexual manner. You will get blocked, don't try it.

I like pink, purple, and blue. it's my favorite color scheme by FAR. theyre so prettyyyyyy

i'm not the biggest on fandoms, but i'm watching a few things i quite like rn! dungeon meshi, psych (finished, oh my god i love them. the boys. theyre so silly i love them.), game changer, and probably more i can't think of or are yet to watch. please feel free to ramble about any of these or any other shows/interests to me! I'd love to listen.

so!! that's me! mutuals, i love you all. non-mutuals, let's be mutuals! and to everyone, feel free to send me asks about whatever, whenever. love y'all!

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

i am honestly so confused by your blog rn. how can you say that no one interacts with you or recognizes your work put into fics? you can go to your masterlist or archive and clearly see many comments, reposts, and recs of your work. half the time you respond to someone is you bitching you’re not in the fandom anymore or you’d never write for the characters again. i have seen pages long compliments and breakdowns and reblogs for stories and characters you hate the next moment later. there are many writers that want to have as much interaction u get and actually love their long term fandoms.

accurate depiction of me reading this

there is a big difference between saying 'no one interacts with me' and saying 'no one recognizes the work that I put into fics'

I acknowledge that plenty of people interact with my fics. And that is nice. But in a sense, that is - part of the problem? (Because it becomes a quantity over quality thing, and as I have said many times before - I dread having a popular fic and I hate writing for popular fandoms.) (But also, I cannot control what my brain is interested in, so I do end up writing for popular fandoms.) (Also, I unconsciously hate it when a bunch of people show up for one fic but not for another, because I know that people are not there for my writing and my style, there are just there for the smut or for the character - which is totally understandable, but then - why follow my blog?)

One of my biggest complaints is: people do not recognize the amount of hard work that goes into writing, editing, and polish a fic in order to post it. From the concept of the idea to posting - people don't know how hard it is. And this does go back to the writer to reader ratio, and so many other things.

I am still fully of the belief that people do not understand at a core level how much work goes into the kind of fanfiction I write - especially when battling chronic illness in order to write at least one fic per month. I keep thinking about what Crane said to Dick in S3:

Sprezzatura. The ability to make something very difficult look very effortless.

I think that I have that when it comes to writing fanfiction. I know that I have a lot of talent and skill when it comes to the particular genre of fics that I write, and I know that in terms of the original idea to the end product - most of my fics turn out how I want them to, so I would say that they were pretty flawless.

So I make writing a good fic look pretty easy. When it is not at all easy for me. It is very hard. And if you compared the amount of unfinished drafts (and even just ideas that are in my head that will never get written and have never even made it to paper) to the amount of finished fics I have, then my success rate is about - 20%, probably closer to 10%. But I haven't calculated it exactly.

But you guys never get to see what I consider my failures. (And when you do, I try to ignore the existence of those fics.) (And generally, I just consider my failures to be unfinished fics.)

Basically, what I'm trying to say is - you don't see all the struggle I go through in order to get a finished, well polished fic in front of your eyes. So that is one thing.

The other major thing is - apparently I change fandoms too much? Which I didn't even think was a fucking issue. I mean I knew it annoyed some people, but I didn't care. Because I can't force myself to write fanfiction for a fandom that my brain doesn't care about - because those fics would take months longer, and they would suck. Due to burnout and my own disinterest.

Saying that 'half the time' I respond to comments, it's me saying that I'm not in the fandom anymore (like... it sounds like someone is salty that I haven't written for their fandom in a while?) - like dude, sorry, I'm not one of those fucking blogs writing AUs that are 7 times removed from the original source material, delusional pretending that I'm still writing about the canon characters when those are just OCs wearing name tags in an effort to keep myself interested in popular characters. (If writing that kind of fanfiction actually makes other people happy, then good for them - but to me, it always feels like a lifeless bid to keep their blog in the spotlight and to keep their followers' eyes on them with the names of popular characters. But oh well.) I go where my creative juices take me. and that can be to very obscure characters (like characters from one-off horror movies) or to (sadly) very popular characters - where I will write three fics and then fuck off. I have always been multifandom.

Also I have NEVER said that I will 'never' write for certain characters again. The only time I have sworn off writing for certain fandoms completely is writing for kpop rpf. Other than that, all fandoms I have written for are still on the table for the future. Like - what the fuck?

I have also never said that I hate certain characters. And yes - I do tend to switch fandoms a lot, but it's due to my creative interests, and follow my autistic hyperfixations. Fanfiction isn't supposed to be forced like fucking homework. It is supposed to bring joy. And writing for a range of vastly different characters on an unpredictable schedule - brings me joy.

Also, the 'pages long' responses, often come from the same people over and over again, and shout out to them, they are fucking lovely !!!! Shout out to Rotten Anon, and @star-mum and @pikispixies and lately @sreidisms - who have been my biggest supporters. But 4 or 5 people consistently (and wonderfully) showing up to write essay comments on fics is not the same as 100s of people always leaving engaging comments all the time (which is what you seem to think I have on my blog??)

Like the ratio is fucked. Having over 1,000 followers or a fic getting over 500 likes and only getting 2 or 3 engaging comments per fic - is a very strange ratio. And I am not saying that everyone has to write a fucking essay, but if you ask me a question about the fic in the comments, I will literally wanna kiss you on the mouth nasty style, and I will appreciate it 10x more than you just saying 'your writing is good'.

and @nctzenkane is my biggest champion behind the scenes, my literal muse for most of the fics I have ever written (and he will probably be scathing when he reads your comment lmao)

also - two or three passive aggressive and selfish comments can ruin a fic and can douse my creativity, even if one person leaves a long, beautiful essay comment encouraging me. sadly, our human brains remember the negative more than the positive

and when people leave long essay comments, I try my hardest to respond in an engaging way (even when I am exhausted from my chronic illness, I try my hardest to engage them, even if respond to their comments can take hours of my time, which takes time away from writing more fics - I wanna show them how appreciative I am of their comments) - I have never once told someone to fuck off because I'm not in that fandom anymore. literally, show me the fucking receipts to back up your delusion. please

yes, other writers who have smaller blogs would love to have more comments on their fics, but they too would feel annoyed if all the comments they were getting were 'Part 2???' or felt like someone's personal vlog on their fic - commentating their personal issues with your fic (like it being immoral or unfinished) rather than talking to the actual person who wrote it - seemingly not even realizing that there is a person behind the fic who wrote it.

I don't want more comments on my fics. I want different ones. I don't need to be patted on the head and told my writing is good - yes, those comments are nice, but I can only say 'thank you' so many times before I feel like a plastic, fake bitch - I want to discuss the content of my fics. I want to discuss the plot. The only thing that is different about every single one of my fics is the plot - the themes, how the characters act. and that is what I want to disucss in the comments section. that is what I find mentally enriching.

the only reason I post my fics is so that people might find them and enjoy them and so that I can leave a lasting positive effect on this earth, and so that I can find some enjoyment in discussing the fucking story I worked so hard on.

so please - tell me what is so wrong with that

[miss-americana-reputation]

(on a trip rn but until i can do back off bitch pt. 2, here’s this)

Klaus Mikealson x Reader

A/N: smut 18+, jealous!klaus, fingering without finishing, hair pulling, throat fucking, a bit of degrading and praise (i couldn’t help myself), aftercare

reader is a female, uses she/her, and has female anatomy

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i was mainly following rebekah around the dance floor as she talked to people while i just stayed behind. i’m in a dark blue, almost black velvet dress that highlights my best features and shows the perfect amount of cleavage.

“my brother slash your watchdog is here.” she tells me, motioning up to where klaus is standing, a fierce look in his eyes. he’s not looking at us, but past us, to a group of guys staring me and rebekah down.

i shake it off and go grab myself another drink. “let me buy you one.” i turn to see one of the guys sitting beside me. “i’m okay, but thanks.” i send him a small smile.

“what’s your name?” he smiles. “it’s y/n.” i answer. “beautiful name.” he smiles. “thanks.” i take a sip of my drink, trying to find klaus. “you here alone?” he asks. “no, she’s not.” i hear klaus from behind us.

i turn my head to see him with a small smirk on his lips. “who the fuck are you?” the guy asks. “the owner of this,” he motions around the compound, “this gorgeous lady’s boyfriend, and i basically own this city.” he explains and gets up, moving between me and the guy.

“listen, you will leave the party, only remembering you met a pretty girl, but she turned you down.” he compels him, the guy quickly leaving. “come.” he drags me upstairs to our room by my wrist.

he practically tosses me in the room, following me, shutting and locking the door behind us. he doesn’t give me a change to talk before he’s hungrily kissing me. “klaus.” i softly moan into it while his hands are roaming my body. i feel my panties dampen as his hand slowly moves against my hips.

“please.” i whine. “hm?” he hums as he moves his lips down my neck. “touch me.” i whine. “angel, i am.” he smirks. “klaus, i need you.” i whine and grind my hips against his. “aw, you poor thing.” he fake pouts. “please.” i whine. “okay.” he smirks and lowers his fingers so they barely touch my clothed cunt.

he pushes my panties to the left and teases me. “please.” i whine. “patience.” he coos. he curls his middle and ring into me. “klaus.” i moan as he speeds them up. “oh fuck.” i whine as he positions his hand so his thumb is playing with my clit.

“please.” i moan as he speeds up his fingers and pushes harder onto my clit. “fu-uck.” i moan. “such a beautiful scene.” he smiles. “you close darling?” he smirks. “mhm.” i nod.

“oh.” he pulls out his fingers. “klaus.” i whine. “knees.” he demands and i follow. i’m kneeling in front of him while he looks up at me, the tent in his pants make my mouth water.

“help me.” he looks at his harden cock. i nod and undo his pants and pull him out. i start stroking him and kissing his salty tip. “shit.” he sucks in a sharp breath. “can i fuck your pretty little throat?” he asks. “mhm.” i nod.

his hands hold onto the side of my face as he rams his cock down my throat, giving me no time to adjust. i choke around his length and that just pushes him further.

“fuck.” he tangles his hands in my hair and guides me against him. the stretch he’s giving my mouth is making my eyes water. “take it, slut.” he degrades me. i continue to let him fuck my mouth like it’s nothing but a hole.

i can sense him almost finishing before he’s pulling away and giving me a small chance to catch my breath. by now tears are staining my cheek along with streaks of mascara and drool is dripping down my chin. “you look beautiful my love.” he coos.

“now bend over the edge the bed.” he demands. i get up on sore knees and follow his directions. “fuck.” he says and pushes my dress up around my waist. “look at you.” he smirks. he pulls down my underwear so they drop down around my ankles.

“ready?” he asks as he lines himself up. “mhm.” i whine. he thrusts into me and i let out a loud moan. he smiles and wraps my hair around his fist to control me. his pace is supernatural, how fitting. i moan louder while he continues.

“klaus.” i moan. “yeah?” he presses one hand onto my back as he continues to rail me. “fuck.” i moan. “mhm.” he nods. “like that, don’t you? you’re sucking my cock in.” he adds. “nik.” i moan. “fuck.” he gasps. “you’re so fucking tight.” he pants.

“i’m close.” the wind up in my stomach is making more tears fall. “hold it.” he grits out. “klaus!” i scream. “please.” i beg. “hold it.” he demands as he continues.

he speeds up his hips as they slam into me. “oh klaus.” i moan. “come, fuck, come.” he grits, barely holding on. i let the knot snap in my stomach as i finish around him. it’s a string of curses and his name as i do.

i come back down panting as he finishes inside me. “fuck.” he sighs. i softly nod as he pulls himself out. i feel like jello and it’s a surprise i can hold myself up. he tucks himself back in and i move up. “here, let me clean you up.” he offers.

he pulls the zipper on my dress down. “come on.” he says softly as he delicately pulls it off. he tosses in on a chair in the corner of his room. “want one of my shirts?” he asks and i nod. “okay.” he smiles.

he gets me dressed in one of his henley’s and a pair of my shorts. “makeup wipes are in the bathroom.” he reminds himself and walks there. he comes back with a wipe. “want me to do it?” he asks and i softly nod and sit up.

he softly wipes off my makeup, making me smile while he does it. “it’s cold.” i smile. “wanna do it yourself?” he asks. “yeah, you’re too slow.” i smile and take it from him. “rude.” he says as i get up. i don’t respond as i head to the bathroom and wipe off the rest.

i finish getting ready for bed and join him in our bed. he’s just in his underwear, with the only light being the lamp on his nightstand, while i join him. “you look sexy as ever.” he smiles. “thanks.” i blush and join him. he pulls me against his side and he softly plays with my hair.

“every second of tonight, you looked stunning.” he softly whispers. “klaus.” i softly giggle. “i think you looked stunning every second of your life.” he smiles. “stop.” i try to turn to not face him anymore. “it’s the truth.” he smiles.

“i love you.” he whispers. “i love you.” i smile back, softly kissing him. “that guy was an idiot for trying to go after you.” he smiles. “yeah, like i’d ever leave you.” i smile.

the next day was spent with me sore and clinging onto klaus. there was a point where i thought i was being too clingy but he just shushed me and pulled me closer to him. every time i tried to hid the marks on my neck, he just moved the hair out of my way and told me that they looked beautiful.

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[allamericansbitch]

My friend had an incredibly hard year last year, and I tried my best to be patient and supportive, and while I understand she’s still grieving and has a fair lot going on, she’s also like. Barely talked to me in the last few weeks? Am I being a bitch for feeling kinda salty about that? Like, I did my best to keep her company during one of the worst times of her life, and now she’s trying to move on she just doesn’t have time for me.

I’d give her some grace rn, people grieve in different ways and there’s no way to know exactly what she’s going through. There might be no ill intentions at all and she just might be dealing with something that popped up out of nowhere. If it continues then maybe there is something else going on but for now I’d just let her do what she needs for a little

[worstygocharacter]

So I have a bunch of submissions here, and some are doubles or triples, and I will not apologize for that because I am a salty bitch.

Leo Akaba and Declan/Reiji Akaba from Arc-V. Just... both of them. Like father, like son. Leo is a miserable failure at everything, including being a compelling villain. His son somehow manages to be even less compelling, on top of committing war crimes that he gets no comeuppance whatsoever for. (Seriously... mind-wiping children and replacing their memories?)

Bronk Stone (not going to look up his sub name rn) and Mizar/Mizael from Zexal. The former is the WORST "best friend" character, bar none, and the fact that he's even in the same category as people like Joey sickens me. He's a bad friend, a bad character, and his crush on Rio is SO annoying. As for the latter... I fully blame him for the destruction of Kite's character arc. Plus he's a royal asshole in the dub (thankfully this was just an adaptation mistake). Hate the guy, f him, so on and so forth.

Seconds (or thirds) for all!,

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

Nyx watches Daisy Jones and the Six

gonna be updated every week when I get the chance to watch that episode

Episode 1

oh boy

why am I starting this right after I finished crying

good lord

anyways

They look just how I imagined

especially Daisy

She's perfect

so pretty

OOOH TRACKS AS EPISODE NAMES???

so sad

GRAHAM

HELP

God those drums are so bad

I'm sorry

oh no

"I wasn't naive I was a baby"

crying

again

SHE WRITES HER A'S LIKE ME

WARREN

💀

god not the wedding

this is so sad

his father has no clue how much he messed up Billy

oh shit

GRAHAM

WTF

MARGARET???

DID I MISS SOMETHING

CAMILA!!!!!!

this is so good so far

oh Chuck...

Don't tell me they changed his story

wtf

oh not this bitch

SIMONE

God I love the outfits

Love at first sight

god I cried more about them than anything else in that goddamn book

Karen is gorgeous

HER ACCENT????????

BRO

I'M IN LOVE WITH HER TOO

STOP I'M GONNA CRY

SAY THE QUOTE

COME ON

YEAH SAY THE QUOTE

WOOHOO!!!!

GO DAISY

I love this sm

HER VOICE

HOLY

I love Camile being a photographer

that's so cute

ok took me long enough

anyways

episode 2 baby

TEDDY

HELP ROD

KAREN

I love them

oh they-

slay!!

Don as in..Evelyn?? yes or no

I still need to finish reading that

DAISY

HER VOICEEEEEE

SHE JUST LEFT 💀

HIS RUN

he's so awkward

LOU ADLER????

HOLD ON I'M SO CONFUSED

WHICH ONE IS LIKE IN EVELYNS

whatever I'll find out when I actually read it

HIS CELEBRATION

I LOVE CAMI

sam's voice my lord

HELP I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC

oh more sex

THERE'S NO WAY

HELPPPP DAISY

Warren is actually the love of my life

oh Cami don't cry

oh god Billy is gonna start spiraling now

crying

oh she's so happy

and he

UGHHHH

breaks my heart

she deserves better

they have the cutest outfits

OH GOD

OH NO

NOOO

GO CAMI!!!!

what the what

bro

omg Billy

I'M GONNA CRY

literally tearing up rn

OH CAMI

Heartbroken

episode 3

going to rehab

as he NEEDS to

is that gonna be like a timeskip orrrr

maybe they'll talk about Daisy for this episode

oh it was a timeskip

OH BILLY

not upset over it my ass

eddie is such a salty whore

I love it

omg Billy looks like he's about to cry 24/7

SIMONE IS

OMG

SHE'S LIKE ME FR!!!!!!!!!!

OMG

I'M GONNA GO INSANE

ok so Daisy isn't her real name I see

GO DAISY!!!

omg my fav couple-

oh wait no

why so many old people

oh that's bad

VOCALS????

SIMONE MY LORD

ew men

such a cute baby

look at him

he literally likes her sm

eddie is in love with cami

OMG CHRISTMAS!!!!

HONEYCOMB

let's go baby

THE song

"the fuck is this Teddy" 💀

IT SOUNDS SO GOOD

IT JUST

AHHH

their voices

omg

just perfection

A NIGHTMARE 💀

OMG THE CONTRADICTION JUST LIKE THE BOOK

episode 4

SEVENEIGHTNINE BABY

THE WAY THEY'RE ALL SEEING IT

I LOVE THEM

HELP THEY'RE SO HIGH

I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THEIR VOICES

someone's mad

NO WAY THEY USED HER VOICE

oh no

Niccolo is gonna be here soon....

uh oh

I love this

just gonna leave it there?? bro karen 😭

their dynamic is too good

episode 5

THE WAKE-UP CALL

WHO IS THAT

THERE'S NO WAY SHE JUST DID THAT

WARREN 😭

SHE DIDN'T KNOW EDDIES NAME 💀

He's so in love with her (Graham)

GRAHAM IS WITH SOMEONE ELSE????

HER BREAKING IN 💀

look at them go!!!!

HA

SHE JUST JUMPS IN THE WATER

Them being friends??? I kinda like that

She IS pretty

pretty best friends

look at them go

she's so pretty

THEY'RE SO FUNNY

look at them getting along!

KAREN!!! GRAHAM!!!

FINALLY WOOHOO

look at them agreeing with each other

well nevermind

omg Billy

so slay

THE HUG

where are the twins

I just realized

well that might be where they are

episode 6

last one for now

this song is too good

KAREN AND GRAHAM

THE QUOTE

THE QUOTE

OMG

I don't like this photo man

DO THE OTHER QUOTE

oh you fuckers

not the Margaret thing again

AURORA!!!!!

uh oh

no Daisy

NOT THE POOL

I mean he's right

omg they're back on bad terms

AGAIN

STOP

NO

THEY KISSED

SCREAMING

BITCH

AHHH

FUCK YOU

YOU BITCH

AHHHHHHHHH

DON'T SHOW IT AGAIN

IS THAT MY FAVORITE SONG IN THE BACK??

YEP

oh no

the argument

THAT BITCH DAISY/hj

NOOOO DO THE QUOTE

slay democracy

SAY THE QUOTE NOW PLEASE

NO

omg

NO SHE LEFT

well gotta wait til next week now 😭

[barbieb0y]

going through it rn (it: stardew valley brainrot. i can see why people are obsessed with this game)

i have. so many thoughts a whole fanfic is being written in my head as we speak i am serious about an oc for once and so i have to put it down somewhere but like this is kinda cringe so im putting it all under the cut LOL

i want to say meet me but atp he feels like an oc that vaguely resembles me so. he has my name and bits of my traits and experiences tho so lol. meet my farmer oc safar but also i wished i named him link instead

hes supposed to have glasses why does this picrew not have glasses i wished i was good at drawing

hes a twink. thats literally the first thing that pops up in my head when i think about this guy. friendly, easy-going twink who was a bit nervous when he first arrived in pelican town but now hes always bothering people

literally prefers doing anything else but actual farming but everyone calls him farmer anyway. loves fishing especially and is #besties with willy (not actually canon ingame bc i keep neglecting willy IM SORRY) tho he absolutely despised it at first bc he found it hard + had a bad experience with fishing when he was little (this is actually true. this is canon irl safar lore i just buried it in the depths of my mind bc it hasnt been relevant until now)

married to elliot bc he is a disaster gay who put in all his goddamn effort he could muster in his tiny body in wooing the hermit writer by the beach when he realised he's actually attracted to him and that hes not just platonically-inclined to him bc he lives on the beach and therefore a potential fishing buddy

also besties with penny bc idk i like penny

just wants to get along with everyone but damn some bitches do be bitches

has a grey tabby cat named pumpkin :D

wants to blow up joja mart

also chose to have fruit bats over mushrooms for that cave thing

this is just me being delusional but one time i fished beside leah at the pond near her house bc i thought itd be funny but then i had this vivid scenario consisting of this dialogue:

"wow, you really are good at fishing. no wonder elliot's got a thing for you"

"he WHAT now"

"um"

somehow forgot elliot's birthday in year 1 and now hes all dramatic about it while elliot himself doesnt really mind but im like "BUT BABE"

refuses to upgrade the farmhouse for the 2nd time. a nursery is the last thing he wants. robin refuses to replace it with anything else

games on lazier farmer days (they do have good internet in sdv right. right)

elliot was on tour during new years and new years eve and hes somewhat still salty about it and pretends to sulk when elliot finally came back a few days into spring

elliot is a bit concerned with his husband's naming scheme for the ducks. one is named duck. one is puck. one is buck. he fears what the next one will be named

favorite gifts would probably be pink cakes (or anything pink really), pizza, apples, snails and tulips

hated/disliked gifts would be all vegetables. and joja cola

will add more if i come up with more shit (pretend theres a saluting emoji here my phone doesnt have it help)

this is what he looks like ingame. btw bc that picrew isnt really doing him justice lol

[bucktommys]

omg it’s the young royals anon here and i just that you finished season 2, what did you think!!

omg lovely anon i was just thinking of u!!! i have literally been thinking of nothing BUT young royals for like a week because one of my friends is doing a first time watch rn so this could not have come at a better time

i’ll also put this under a read-more bc my thoughts got very long sadgfhdsfh

well i mean i absolutely loved it!!!!!!!!!!! i forgot how much i missed everyone until i saw them all again and was like :’’’’)))) WILLE!! FELICE!!!!! SIMON!!! MADDIE!! I love you i love you i love you. (+ felice’s 2 gay bffs whose names i admittedly can’t remember but who stole every scene they were in and had the best hair and clothes.) (which btw that storyline in particular mwah mwah mwah). sara was already on the rocks from how she ended last season but she did kinda get on my nerves this season because of how she was lying to everyone. It was so sad too because i was rooting so hard for her!!! like she and felice (+the girls) would have these lovely moments together and i was like i love them :’) and then i’d remember that sara was willingly still hooking up with august (puke) despite KNOWING what he did to her own BROTHER and i was like oh yeah no. so i did also know the felice/sara reveal was going to happen but it still made me sad bc felice deserves better and also actually so does sara!!!!!! get away from august !! this isn’t you queen!!!!

speaking of august (vomit) – he was SUCH an intriguing character this season. For a second i thought they were trying to give him a redemption arc and i wasn’t sure how i felt about it, because i disliked him so deeply in s1 and i was kinda annoyed that the redemption arc was sorta working. but then he was a lil bitch again so i felt much better. He ended the season the mud where he belongs <3

(though the 1 thing i Am nervous about is whoever that guy who is now Prefect or whatever—like they set him up to be so cartoonishly awful im afraid august is going to have his redemption arc in s3 where he returns as prefect and everyone’s like oh august you’re so much better than this current prefect who’s basically gone mad with power!!! And this is entirely a personal opinion bc i Do Not like august even if i can begrudgingly admit he is in a position where a redemption arc wouldn’t be unfathomable but i do not want that. let him get exposed and rot thank u x)

wille/simon ofc wrecked me. i love love loved them this season, tho forever salty their first s2 kiss was with wille in that hideous wig (like im sorry but that was acc the worst costume party ever, like if my school tried to put me in a powdered wig i’d be like absolutely not). i think their back-n-forth throughout the season was so sad and so lovely and also so realistic (like both actors ate this season but wille’s actor in particular, like hello mr edvin ryding!!!) though selfishly i do wish it had been resolved a little sooner, i think things kinda went around in circles for a lil bit. Also while i absolutely adored wille in his bad bitch era i think in a way that was what is keeping s1 a little higher than s2 if that makes any sense? like s1 was so tender and quiet and so grounded and s2 was the same but it felt a little more….. dramatic (which duh yeah it’s a teen drama) but i didn’t obsess over that as much. having said that wille vs august would be the only youtuber boxing event i’d pay to see and wille threatening to abdicate bc his bf was doing karaoke with another dude is still the funniest thing ever.

although actually on the point of Marcus – what was his point!!! i both felt kinda bad for him and wanted to shake him. like yeah sorry you have Other Love Interest In A Teen Drama Syndrome but also simon told you multiple times he didn’t want a relationship/made it pretty clear he wasn’t over his past relationship and Marcus was like no baby true love can conquer all <3 and then got mad when it didn’t. like don’t get me wrong i do think simon didn’t treat Marcus the best but honestly that’s marcus’s fault, like simon told you and u did not listen. Sorry not sorry king

(also wille x felice bestiesm FOR LIFE. i did say audibly ‘oh no’ when they kissed in his room but i love the way they resolved it and i actually love that felice stood up for herself. like i was thinking to myself it’s kinda annoying felice is kinda just wille’s Ear for simon problems who is totally okay with everything but i love that she was like that was a shit thing you did and it’s worse for me. like go off queen)

Anyway basically end thoughts: i think i do prefer s1 but i still did adore s2, i binged it all in one sitting while eating pizza and i CANT WAIT FOR S3 like that cliffhanger!!!!!!! PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wille really said fuck the royal family that WAS my bare ass all over the internet and im so so excited to see the fallout.

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

7x01 of chicago med and what. the. fuck????

natalie left. (low-key kinda saw that coming)

dean archer is still an asshole but POP OFF doctor charles. i did not think he had that in him.

will halstead and stevie hammer????

bro???

he said ‘I know dr. hammer’ in that tone and with that look in his eyes???? am i reading into it or is seggsual tension???????? (spoiler alert: its seggsual tension)

Goodwin’s ‘ah, okay, nice’ is fuckin HILARIOUS to me bc she’s just so done with all of will’s bs and im so here for it.

bro the way that stevie walked towards will and their banter?! oh they definitely fucked. definitely.

maggie sliding into frame. LMAOOOO we love that

will’s thumbs down gesture when maggie asked what his rank was in the class *snort* me too

BRO? APRIL’S JUST GONE??? IK THEY SAID SHE GOT ACCEPTED BUT THEY DIDN’T EVEN ELABORATE ON THAT????? WHAT THE FUCK??

animosity b/w marcel and halstead better LEAVE rn. im not in the mood for more unnecessary angst

dean archer further cementing himself as asshole of the year

but

will’s reply??

*chef’s kiss*

archer fuckin deserved that

istg if will doesn’t punch archer, I WILL

the way that archer said, ‘gemma and emma’

archer’s ‘i'm sorry, you said what?’ to the twin was fuckin GOLDEN

and the clarification of ‘i would like a needle in my arm, too’ and the other twin nodding??? true comedy

ik ive only known vanessa for a few episodes but I already love her and sheS SO BEAUTIFUL

bro, gemma and emma saying ‘we’re one person’ ew ew ew ew ew. no. it creeps me tf out

dr. charles’ pained smile just says ‘nope nope nope’

ARCHER AND CHARLES

OH MY GOD

‘with your history, i guess you just never know’

DOCTOR CHARLES

ARCHER’S LOOK OF SALTINESS AFTERWARDS

LMAOOOOOO

vanessa desperately trying to keep the conversation going w/o a fight

dr. charles’ logic better fuckin work

*rosa diaz voice* ive know dylan scott for half an episode but if something happens to him, i will kill all of chicago meds writers and then myself

stevie and dylan’s dynamic?? they may have barely said anything to each other but i love it already. they work so well together.

when is archer going to get punched???? WHENN????

if i were dr. charles i would've prolly yelled at him and kicked him in the head

is it foolish of me to hope that maggie and vanessa end up becoming closer so that i can see their mother-daughter dynamic??? yes, it is. do i keep hoping anyway?? unfortunately, i do.

I JUST WANT THEM TO BE A FAMILY AND TALK TO EACH OTHER ABT THE STUPID SHIT THAT HAPPENS IN THE ED. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR????

sharon goodwin is in her bad bitch era and im here for it

BRO CMON

marcel and halstead would be great friends!

they'd be the best of bros!!!

WHY THE FUCK MUST THIS HAPPEN

i do not trust cooper

not in the slightest

loving how the animosity b/w marcel and halstead disappears the MOMENT someone else tries to suggest something

dr. marcel’s ‘oh?’ is funny and sexy and its telling matt cooper to stfu

‘yeah, okay then’ is the most obvious FUCK YOU, ive seen in a while

get matt cooper off my screen rn

will, i'm glad ur right but now is not the time to give the face of ‘i told you so’

*gasp* are we gonna learn about stevie’s backstory in her first episode????

the look on her face when she asks the patient if she's living in her car??? its personal. one hundred percent

STEVIE’S SO GENTLE???? I LOVE HER????

her and dylan have actually sky-rocketed in my charts and they are now amongst my favorite characters

PLEASE

dylan and stevie’s banter??? *chef’s kiss* we love to see it

NO GOD PLEASE

VANESSA’S FIRST SOLO CALL AS A DOCTOR AND SHE NEEDS TO ANNOUNCE SOMEONES DEATH???? NOOOOOO

MY BABYYY

maggie comforting vanessa??? that was so sweet!!

goodwin: guilt-tripping will into doing what she wants

me: >:o

OH MY GOD ITS THE WRONG TWIN

THEY SENT IN THE OTHER TWIN

OH. MY. GOD.

I WAS RIGHT

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

DAMMIT WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NOW???

dylan scott is such a sweetheart and we do not deserve him

dr. archer and dr. charles patching things up? kinda?

dr. charles’ look of confusion, wondering whether archer was genuine or not? perfect. amazing. fantastic.

oh god marcel and halstead

how’s this gonna go?

oh wow

not as bad as i expected

can they PLEASE be besties now??

PLEASEEEEE

archer is giving out compliments???

is he okay???? did he fall on his head at one point during the episode?

I FUCKIN KNEW IT WAS PERSONAL FOR HER

ITS BECAUSE OF HER MOTHER

I KNEW IT

THEY ACTUALLY REVEALED A LITTLE BIT OF HER BACKSTORY?????

damn alr

[salted-caramel-tea]

Hi salty my first impression was o_o someone on dtblr who has a double hyphen username not related to mcyt just like me omg...😭😭😭

My now impression is u are sooo wonderful and sweet and the nicest prettiest person ever and the biggest sapnap stan fr also your dressing style and your fits slay

Unrelated but everytimr I see maneskin I think of u

biggest sapnap stan i hope all u bitches heard that

rey i am literally kissing u rn i adore u i am holding i super close u r my beloved holds hands

[peeingwithmypenis]

you bitches are just jealous that I know that the ocean is salty and that I am also carrying it in rn

[myescapediary]

Update:

Hey! Its been two months and I have so much to say lmao. I swear time flies, can’t believe its been two months since I been on here. ANYWAYSS,

let me start of by saying my life been all over the fucking place, shit be changing so mf quick... I cant keep up. 

Work been great, love it there so far. Nothing to complain about other than sometimes time be going by so sloooow, I am trying to find another job during the weekends to have that as extra money for school or whatever. 

J, cut him off on wed 5/24/23 bcs mf going to FL with Brit for about 3/4 months and that honestly did not sit right with me at all. I just don’t understands why he wants to to be there like a dumb bitch as if he’s not building and continuing to build what they have going on like what???? Idk if its the fact that he’s been able to at least find someone and i have not. Yet again, I haven’t even tried to actually build something with anyone else bcs I been trying to be on my own. Also, he been ready to settle and wants to have a family and shit at an early age and i honestly don’t give af at this point. School is my priority rn and being able to be happy on my own. Ngl it does irk me too bcs i’m used to always having him to myself but this juts doesn't sit right with me, him actually trying to remove me slowly bcs he has her like wht???? Maybe this needed ti happen for me to finally cut ties. Of we are meant to be, we will get back together when the time is right. 

School is over, semester ended like two weeks ago and i ended it with allA’s and made deans list. Hopefully I keep it like that, i’m planning on taking summer courses but the money is always a issue so idk what to do. I feel bad not being able to help my parents tbh. I know i be going out like every weekend but I don’t spend money honestly, I have stopped spending money in dumb shit. 

I still hang with the same group and im honestly surprised bcs they don’t seem to be people who I hang with but they cool to go out with and thats it. Jacob been trying to get close to me and flirts with me but na lmaoo cant scoop that low fuck no. Bailee and JZ are a thing now LMAOO. She left her mans for him and ngl i was salty at first cus wtf?? but it showed me JZ true colors and i just laugh at him cus he’s dumb af and i know he knows but i am over him and don’t care anymore. Did him out of spite and yea i embarrassed myself but whatever shit happens. They planning a trip around my bday lets see if i go, tbh i don’t really care if i don’t go yet again ik ima feel left out af. 

I been having the urge to speak to Naz, but idk if i’m having those thoughts out of spite or bcs I actually care?? I know it wont kill me to reach out but i’m also embarrassed to reach out cus who tf am I? Like now I wanna text him?? yk, but we’ll see. 

Overall, i am happy where im at with school and just my social life. J has been taking a toll on me but i am going to try and actually heal and move on because I have not been giving myself that. 

May 27th, 2023 

2;25pm