*gives babyroth to Vincent*
Stop brooding and SAvE hIM
Vincent is having a giant panic attack, years upon years of ruthless, unrelenting guilt overtaking him. He's failed in every way. He's no longer even a man. He failed Lucrecia. He failed himself. He no longer has any right to happiness, too submerged in sin to even consider alternative objectives. He needs to punish himself. He HAS to punish himself. All monsters must be punished. He should go back to his coffin, back to nightmares, back to vilification and self debasement. That's what he deserves, what he well and truly--
Babyroth *taking Vincent's index finger in his tiny hand*:
"Papa 🥺"
Well shit. All sins are now rendered meaningless. Unimportant. There's something even greater in his life now, some new meaning he has to shelter and protect at all costs.
He gathers the toddler up in his cloak and leads him away, this time towards what he hopes is a better, happier future for them both.
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I will never be sincerely cheesed to meet you... unless you're... him! 🥰😍😘🥵🥶🥴🤯😳🥺❤️🔥💯💦👀
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This is my New Alias, do not ask who I once was. This is my home now. There was no incident in [ ], you are mistaken.
DO NOT talk to me if your a TERF, I will kill on site.
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hey jesties
here’s a little intro post since there’s a few hundred more of u now than there were the last time i did one!
hi it’s me i’m ken!! bigender, bisexual, and bioluminescent if u get me in the right light. hobbies include history in all it’s beautiful disgusting forms, old web + beginner level coding (check out my webbed site!), clowns/jesters/fools of all sorts, and a fourth spot that operates like a rotating special guest for my ever-shifting hyperfixations. she/him, emphasis on the him if you please. japed and whimsy-pilled. if you ever saw a viral tweet about jesters that was probably me. i’m a card carrying clown and would love to help you get over your coulrophobia.
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are there any groceries you’ve been into recently? :0
Ohhhh was literally thinking about frozen vegetables today. And corn. Really a big corn fan. Just made soup and yknow what it could've really benefitted from? Corn. But I don't have any rn so no corn :(
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They’re cheesed to meet you, aren’t you cheesed to meet them?
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oh so HUGE fucking update. asked advisor if i was throwing away my degrees to go to trucking school immediately after graduation and he said im just adding to my skill set. called dad and asked for permission to renew my lease and go to trucking school and he said i can run free for 1 more year. so now im doing trucking school research so i can get my CDL hopefully by the end of summer 23. then i can long haul truck or milk truck for like 2ish years. then if thats super lucrative i'll stick with it to keep saving money, otherwise i'll put my degrees to use and get some management or quality job at a dairy plant. then still by 2030 have money for land and goats
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Eric Andre is such a poser, he quit working with Johnny Knoxville cause he couldn't handle it. How are you going to make a career out of pranking the unsuspecting in public and torturing celebrities but as soon as YOU get chased with a taser it's "too much"
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