#shireposting

[english-history-trip]

[dankxsinatra]

[workattheshirecat]

I’m done with being {sorrowful} like Frodo. I’m just going to be Gandalf from now on. Straight up BS my way through life.

At every appointment:“A wizard is never late.”

Whenever someone ghosts me: “he may yet have a part to play before all is done.”

When I’m going to ask for help: “You have done much, yet I require a little more.”

When someone wants advice: “I cannot advise you on this.”

When someone majorly pisses me off: “Fool of a Took!”

When I don’t want to talk about it: “I do not wish to think of such things.”

Maybe just bust out with the Black Speech of Sauron to make everyone uncomfortable.

[tinkerbitch69]

Fuckleferry berry

[philtacular]

New Font! Concerning Hobbits

You can find this font over on my itch.io store here!

Also, giving keys to this and all my other fonts to anyone participating in the Cafe Dot GameJam coming soon!

[caitlin-snow-leopard]

malewife and girlboss

[dadogemaster69]

I will never be sincerely cheesed to meet you... unless you're... him! 🥰😍😘🥵🥶🥴🤯😳🥺❤️‍🔥💯💦👀

[merriadoc-brandyfuck]

Smaug has eyes on the side of his head.. this implies that he’s a prey animal

[the-indoor-kites]

2023 Tumblr Top 10

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In 2020, for the first time since being laid in 1772, a section of a King’s College lawn the size of just half a football pitch was not mown.

Instead, it was transformed into a colourful wildflower meadow filled with poppies, cornflowers and oxeye daisies.

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For your pleasure and entertainment, I have ranked some medieval depictions based on how impressive George’s feat seems once you see the dragon.

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This 14th century door at Exeter Cathedral, UK, is thought to be the oldest existing cat flap.

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[This one was my self-callout post from when my job found my Tumblr. I recommend it as a wakeup call for anyone who needs it.]

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You know in LotR: RotK when the orcs are besieging Minas Tirith and catapulting flaming rocks over the walls?

You wanna know how they accomplished that cool effect?

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[weneedpeaceonthisplanet]

[english-history-trip]

[dankxsinatra]

[workattheshirecat]

My grandparent name going to be Grandalf.

(And when those kids have kids I’ll be Grandalf the great)

[shitpostempire]

[gouachevalier]

[gothmog-hearts-grond]

I only repeated this scene about a dozen times just for the drama and vigour in this dude’s turn, shook af that two “orcs” had the audacity to take a breather on the march to the Black Gate... Then I heard the cartoonish “woosh” sound as he turned and repeated it twelve more times.