#I am so f*cking happy right now omg

[lappel-du-vide83]

Also getting back to the manhwas train I finally read debut or die which was?? Not at all like I was expecting?? But anyways, here are just my reactions (often kinda random) but I hope you read through and can figure out what's going on while finding it funny!

Also don't ask me which chapter it starts at because brother in arms I don't know either

EUGENE IS SO FUNNY

[VTIC Cheongryeo sunbae-nim: Call me if you feel like dying ^^]

- LMFAOOOO what

didn’t know where this dogsh*t idea came from. Does his pituitary produce saliva instead of hormones? It was fortunate that he was the type to be impressed by trivial interpersonal relationships.

- woah what went straight for the jugular

I never thought that the situation where I cried for the first time in nearly 7 years would be live in front of a camera with 13,000 people.

- AND AIN'T AFRAID TO CRY

- OR TREAT HIS MAMA RIGHT

“You didn’t have a trashy attitude back then, Moondae. You just worked hard even though you were sick. Chungwoo hyung was worried too.”

- Oml

[We have to lose!]

- Bless cha Eugene's heart

-- HE'S SAYING IT IN ENG

Hey, that’s scary. I’m scared.’

- Behold the intelligence of mcs

The company’s internal network structure is derived from T1.’

- HOLY SHIT THIS GUY'S DEDUCTING SKILLS IS CRAZY

- Have you considered a career in

- Forensic?

He also gave very American advice.

- LMFAO

I cheered as I reviewed the ten-day seclusion plan.

- FR

- secluded for 10 days sounds like the DREAM

‘I am so f*cking uncomfortable with it, you bastard.’

- Leave the poor man alone 😭

-- Is this..?

-- THE KIDNAPPING???

(- WHAT

Why don’t you try to commit suicide?”

- CRAZY BASTARD

-- He is now the kidnapper

--- Kidnappee turn kidnapper

Because I beat the sh*t out of him.”

- Amen

It’s okay. I won.”

- HELL YEAH YOU DID

The fact that I was injured enough to go to the hospital was funnier.

- WHAT STOP

- HE COLLAPSED

- WTF

- PLS REST

--

HE'S ACTUALLY SO MANIPULATIVE

-- USING THE SKILL

-- SUBTLY CHANGING THEIR THOUGHTS IT'S CRAZY

---

DO YOU REALLY WANNA WORK THAT HARD

Arent you drinking too much

- ONG was not expecting this to actually be a problem

You look tired these days!”

- OMG HE _IS_ AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

--

Oh no he got a SURPRISE BDAY PARTY

-- Woah so his actual one is 8 dec??

-- That's awfully close

---

WATCHING RED PANDAS IN THE CORNER OF HIS ROOM

--- SAUR CUTE

----

HIS GRANDMA IS AN OPP

---- I'M SORRY IT'S REALLY MEAN BUT GET IT TOGETHER GIRL

---- OMG CHA YUJIN INSISTING THAT HE STAY

---- URGHHH MY HEART

Self criticism should be done during spare time not when it's a nuisance

- I respect this man so much

like a brainless idiot

- STOP

- YOU ARE SMART

- AND AMAZING

- YOU JUST GIVE 200% AT THE WRONG TIMES

--

AW OMG HE CARES SO MUCH

-- BLESS RAEBIN

-- EVERYONE ACTUALLY

-- THEY ARE THERE FOR EACH OTHER SO MUCH

- - -

Woah wait so they're aiming for a Moondae is the the same person as bae sejin feel??

--- I am INVESTED in the mv lore

It doesn't matter if it was worse this time

- NO

- IT'S ALREADY SO BAD

- THE RECOIL SHOULD NOT GET WORSE

- THAT'S RIGHT SLEEP MORE

- JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BACCHUAS DOESN MEAN YOU DONT NEED SLEEO

--

OH NO

-- THE ACCIDENT

-- STOP

-- ARGHHH

-- WILL YOU REST PLEASE

-- OH THANK FUCK

---

WAIT

--- NO

--- NONONONO

--- STOP

--- NOT ALLT HE WAY BACK

--- Daydream??

( how desparate he is)

- OH MY FUCKING GOD

- SHOULD I JUMP OFFF

- NO

- OMG

- NO

--

OMG THIS REALISATION is Tearing me APART

rapid prayers in spanish

- the angst here is killing me

--

THANK GOD FOR NECTAR

-- 18 DAY COMA

OMFG

-- CHA YUJIN IS SAUR CUTE

-- BRIBED HIM WITH TANGEIRNES

-- HE'S SORRY

-- HE IS FORGIVEN

-- CHA YUJIN KEEPING QUIET ABOUT VTIC

-- AND BLACKMAILING MOONDAE

-- SO ADORABLE

---

FUNDRAISING

--- He's actually so sweet

--- PLS EVERYONE WAS CRYING

"do you think I'm some kind of sociopath"

- SEJIN NO

- THEYRE FRIENDS <333

- PLEASE I NEED THEM TO BE HAPPY

--

So the system is actively trying to help him??

---

TSRANDED ARC!!

--- Lights out :0

--- SAVE THE CHICKENS

--- The secret door is so ominous

--- Horror arc

--- OMG MOONDAE GOING wtf do I do??

--- SO REALL

--- WAS SO SCARED FOR A SECOND

----

THE MEETING

---- OMG

---- OMG

---- OMG

---- OMG

---- AHHHHHH

---- DID HE RUN AWAY???

---- I'M SO CONFUSED

---- BUT RGW IN THIS CONTEXT IS SO SWEET

HE TRIED TO COMMIT DEATH

- WHAT

- WHAT THE FUCK

- HUH

- IT ENDED LIKE THAT????

- No more abnormalities???

- WHAT

--

:OO A CONVO WITH OG PMD

Ah the need to be in control of every situation

- So valid

AND THEN MY TEXTS JUST END THERE SO...

anyways hope you had a laugh

And I really hope this fandom gets so much bigger than it is now :)

[kitkatwinchester]

I'M FINE AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT CRYING!

...jk I am very NOT fine and I am DEFINITELY crying. :'( :') :'( :') :'( :')

But AS YOU CAN SEE, it is a mix of happy AND sad tears, so...it's okay!

Kind of...

Sort of...

*SCREAMS*

SCOTT AND LIAM!!!

KATE AND CHRIS!!

SCOTT AND DEATON!!!

STYDIA!!!

SCOTT AND ARGENT!!!

SCILES!!!

SCOTT!!

Literally so much tearing up over here with all of these relationships and how much all of these people care about each other I cannot.

Order of events?? Groupings/pairings? POVs?

Combination of all three.

Except I'm not really gonna go in order of events because I wanna end with Scott's speech, so...mostly groupings/pairings/POVs. XD

ANYWAYS.

STYDIA, oh my god. <3 <3

The fact that Lydia feels so guilty for pushing Meredith over the edge, but Stiles is right there to comfort her, and to remind her that she wasn't alone there, and she isn't alone now.

The fact that, just like always, their combined brain power and abilities finally solves the puzzle, because they finish each other's thoughts and understand each other in a way that no one else does.

The fact that, while Lydia's bansheeing and typing, Stiles just gets right next to her, reminding her that he's there, and providing the comfort and support that she needs (and yes, this is Stydia centric, but don't think I'm just going to IGNORE that, according to Lydia, DEREK'S GONNA DIE. NOT OKAY. PLEASE STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING!).

The fact that they're so quick to analyze and skim and plan their next move once they see the new names (notable names include Satomi, Malia, LIAM, and Meredith...).

The fact that Stiles gets closer to Lydia the second he realizes she's in distress from the phone call so that he can listen in and be there for her (also just the fact that Meredith's dead period is so f*cking sad and I feel so bad for her, and I wish she hadn't felt so trapped that she felt the need to do that, because that's so f*cking awful.).

The fact that she just turns to Stiles in pure shock, and he just pulls her in and holds her, and he doesn't let go, even when all Lydia can do is stand there in horrified shock.

The fact that, no matter what happens, Stiles will ALWAYS be there for Lydia, and he will never let her blame herself, and never let her doubt herself, and never let her give up, because he knows how capable she is.

The fact that, no matter what happens, and what she might say, Lydia will always revel in Stiles's comfort, and she'll always need him, and she'll always love him, and ultimately, she would do anything for him, because she would rather die than lose him.

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH I CAN'T!

GOD I NEED STYDIA ENDGAME SO BAD!!

I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT!!!

*SCREAMS*

*CRIES*

Okay okay. That was a big ol’ start.

The smaller things.

That tiny little Sciles scene at the end, where Stiles is the only other person that Scott told about the money, and they're both staring at it like they're not sure how they feel about it, but they also know they both need it, and because they're Sciles, they decide that the next best thing to do is count it and go from there. It's such a small thing, but you know me--I take every small Sciles thing I can get. ;)

And then, another small thing: Kate and Chris, OMG. Like, okay, as much as I hate Kate, I kind of feel bad for her and Chris in this situation. No matter what's happened and how much bad has gone down between them, they're still brother and sister, and neither of them really wants to hurt the other. And I don't trust Peter for a SECOND (because why would I?), but I know he's right about the fact that Kate just wants her family back, and despite the code, and despite all the bad that Kate has done, I'm sure Chris wants the exact same thing. And that HURTS, and I'm honestly really hoping for a Kate redemption arc, because I would love to see both of them reunite having grown and learned from their mistakes and maybe finally be on the same side again.

AND THEN SPEAKING OF KATE AND CHRIS!

THE FREAKING BIGGIE!

SCOTT AND ARGENT AND SCOTT AND DEATON AND SCOTT AND LIAM AND FREAKING SCOTT!!

The fact that, after that crazy fight with Kate, Chris's first concern is Scott. And the way he looks at him once he realizes that Violet is dead and they've lost their only lead....

The FACE that Scott makes, so dejected and feeling like a failure because he thinks he's already lost his Beta, but Chris is so determined to convince him that there's still time, and they can still find him.

And then LIAM, trying SO hard to get out, but SO hurt and getting SO tired, and using his last bit of strength to just release that howl ("How do wolves signal their location to the rest of the pack?" "They howl." <3 <3), and Scott HEARS IT!

And the way he turns his head, this new hope that's also filled with concern, because THAT'S HIS BETA.

And they were SOOO far, so you KNOW that he BOOKED it, and he MADE IT, and at the LAST SECOND, when Liam was losing every ounce of strength he had left, Scott GRABBED HIM, and he SAVED HIM!!

And Liam is so scared, and in so much pain, but he just looks at Scott in utter relief.

And Scott is so worried, but there’s relief in his face and his voice, telling Liam he's okay, but also questioning it, because he has to make sure, and the way Liam just looks at him, and Scott just sighs in relief, and repeats it, because they both need to hear it.

And then he PULLS HIM IN, and he holds onto him with EVERYTHING HE HAS, and he just closes his eyes, and convinces himself that he's there, because he ALMOST LOST HIM, but he's OKAY, and he's HERE, and he's OKAY.

AND THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY GET HIM TO DEATON!

AND DEATON HEALS HIM!

AND SCOTT JUST PUTS THAT GENTLE FOREARM ON HIS FOREHEAD TO SETTLE HIM!

AND BRUSHES HIS HAIR AWAY FROM HIS FOREHEAD IN THE PROCESS!

HE CARES ABOUT HIM SO MUCH I CANNOT!

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND HAVE ALREADY BONDED SO WELL AND I JUST--

THIS ALPHA-BETA PAIRING WAS MADE TO BE I SWEAR!!!

I LOVE THEM!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

AND THEN THAT WHOLE SCENE WITH SCOTT AND DEATON AND ARGENT!!

"I don't want to keep watching people die." "I'm not sure you have much choice about that." "Maybe I do." "That's a lot of burden to carry, Scott." "I don't care."

And they're trying SO HARD to convince him that people are going to die, and it's not always his fault, but Scott DOESN'T care.

Because he's SCOTT.

Because he's TRUE ALPHA SCOTT F*CKING MCCALL!

And he will do WHATEVER he has to do not just to protect those he loves, but to protect everyone.

Because he's SCOTT F*CKING MCCALL, and nobody dies on his watch.

And I'm tearing up so much, because that really is such a burden, and there's no way he can save everyone, and my heart is clenching at the fact that he feels like he has to, but it's also filling with so much love and appreciation and respect, because THIS is what makes Scott amazing, and THIS is what everyone loves about him.

THIS is why the McCall Pack is the most loyal pack out there.

THIS is why he's a True Alpha.

THIS is why he's worth 25 million dollars.

THIS is why he's untouchable.

"No one else dies." "I'm gonna save everyone."

You know what, Scott.

Let's do it.

Let's save everyone.

If anyone can do it.

It's you.

And it's the McCall pack.

God, what an ending to an episode.

What a SEASON this has been already!!

I may or may not be able to watch more tonight, but you KNOW I'll be watching tomorrow, because I'm sure it only gets better from here, and I also know that @slice-of-magenta's Sciles scene is in the next episode, so OBVIOUSLY I need to see that, and I just...

THIS SHOW!!

THIS PACK!!!

THESE CHARACTERS!!

THEIR RELATIONSHIPS!!

I LOVE THEM ALL!!

"I'm gonna save everyone."

Let's go save everyone. <3 <3

(JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! THEY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM!! <3 <3 <3)

[bon-is-gone]

https://www.tumblr.com/bon-is-gone/748757237890170880/fluttershy-so-yeah-i-made-mlp-infection-au?source=share

*perks up* found this trend a while ago and I loved seeing mlp infection aus...idk why but I think mlp horrors are the best horrors! Like human horrors make me feel uncomfortable but replace the humans with colorful ponies and I wanna see it! (My random guess is, not knowing if I'm right or not, because I'm scared of it being transmitted to humans?) Anyway, now I'm curious about it!

What are the stages? How did it begin? You planning to make a bunch of art for it? Write a story via comic or written or as I've seen some do...videos? Or just draw a bunch of ponies infected? Sorry if I'm pushy or nosey...just fluttershy went from 0-100 so fast in your pics of her and looked so good...she looked so cute before infection and terrifying after! You have a great artstyle! I just had to learn if this was a one hit-thing or if it will bloom into a story or something!

AGDHAGDHSGDHAGSHGA I STILL CANT GET USED TO THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE MY STUFF AND IVE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR NOW HDGAJGXISHDJ THANKYOUTHANKYOYTAHNKYOUTHANKYOU-

Ah yes, my favorite subject

Dying ponies with rabies 😌

Imma try and answer all the questions amigo, however I'm writing this in 2 in the morning with a sh*t ton of adrenaline from the fact that you asked (I'm gonna have a heart attack oh lord) so do forgive me if I missed one-

Oh ehem-

Stages

So the sickness which I took for this au is Rabies! Which I think a lot if you might know what it is. Ofcourse, this is a more messed up type of rabbies. There's only 3 stages since the person transforms quickly(in a 1 day). 1st stage: after the pony gets bit by a subject with rabbies they start feeling weak, tired and nauseous. They also all of a sudden get scared of water 2nd stage: the ponies body starts to hurt, usually specific body parts feel the most pain (for example with fluttershy its her front hooves), which then start to get longer, stretching. 3rd stage the ponies body becomes disfigured, they become extremely aggressive and blood-thirsty, foam will start pouring out of their mouth and completely forget who they were before.

How did it begin?

Some chemist pony probably tried to find a cure for different types of sickness in the mlp world but instead made a potion for the missed up rabbies. He tested on some animals and one of them escaped. The animal got to fluttershy(because she's always with animals so she shall be the first victim) and bit her. The infection would continue on with twilight who wanted to go check up on her but instead got attacked.

You planning to make a bunch of art for it?

Oh buddy. OH BUDDY- I already nade some sketches of how twilight and Pinkie pie are before and after getting infected. I do want to draw some background ponies with those meters (you know those ones with like "hunger: 50%" or something) specifically this guy

SILVER ZOOM 😎 I found him whilst browsing the mlp wiki for background ponies and omg I LOVE HIS DESIGN AJGDHSHDHWHDHDH

Also this fella

Crystal earth gives me "I FELL INLOVE WITH AN EMO GIRL" vibes and I'm DIGGING IT

Write or make a story/comic/video? Or just draw a bunch of ponies infected?

I'm not a writer so hard pass on the story. Comic would LOVE to do that, however I'm not used to drawing ponies like, at all, So it takes me a really long time to get the look right(especially with all the different angles of the head, yikes). Now, the video? Hell f*cking yeah. I planned on making a video 100% doing it like people do on tiktok (or in my case youtube because I am not going to that wretched place, no offense to anyone who goes there) but never made it since I got sidetracked with other stuff lmao. So currently I will stick to just solely making art, but I will make a video about it no doubt. Complete story? Probably not.

Again thank you so much for asking! It makes me super happy when people ask me about my stuff or just opinions on anything. (I did not get held enough as a child God damn-) and no worries about being pushy! (You weren't honestly)

This was Bon, signing out

[kokinu09]

10, 11, 12, 13, 17, 18, 25, 29, 34 and 35 ☺️

Hot damn!! You’re basically giving me a quiz at this point! 😂

Let’s jump right into it shall we?

10. What's your favorite part about the fic writing process?

My favorite part of the process is honestly the planning. I love when something just hits me with inspiration and a story start building in my head.

11. Are there any tropes that you particularly enjoy writing?

I’m a sucker for romance so usually those types of tropes are what I’m gravitate towards. But more recently, I’ve been writing some underdog, overcoming adversity tropes.

12. Are there any clichés or tropes that you actively avoid in your fics?

I am actually pretty open to just about anything but I’m sure you could throw something at me and I’d find out I’m not so much 😂😂😂

13. What's the most challenging aspect of writing fanfiction for you?

Does ‘finding time to write’ count? 😂 No? Ok. 😂 So dialogue is actually the hardest thing for me because I really try to think about what the characters would say and sometimes that’s really difficult given fic topic or scenario 😂

17. What's the most memorable comment or review you've received on one of your fics?

I remember the first time I got a play-by-play review and omg it made me grin like a f*cking idiot at work. To this day, those types of reviews make me giddy and giggly.

18. Are there any fics or authors that have been particularly influential or inspiring to you?

Umm??? You??? 😂😂😂 I have been following your writing since before we ever even actually talked and I still strive to encapsulate even a glint of your ability to describe environment and feeling. I am also super inspired by @kangaracha. It amazes me the sheer amount she writes and it never ever feels like word vomit. We all know NEVERMORE is one of my favorite fics, and man the world building?? F*cking impeccable. 😩👌❤️ I have such talented friends!!

25. Are there any specific writing tools that you find helpful?

Google. I use Google to figure out what words I’m trying to think of all the time 😂 “hey google, word that means XYZ” 😂😂😂

I also use Grammarly for quick editing

29. Are there any characters, relationships, or general character dynamics you've never written about but would like to try?

Geez, I’m not sure 🤔 I’ve been sitting here trying to think of a dynamic I’ve not written that I want to and I’m coming up short 🤷‍♀️

34. Are there any fic writing tips or tricks you've learned along the way that you'd like to share?

Something I’ve had to relearn is fanfiction is meant to be for YOU. Write for YOU. Write what YOU would want to read and f*cking read it!! I got into the funk of trying to please readers too much and it felt like it put up a barrier (aka writers block) to where I just couldn’t bring myself to write. Now, I’m working on me and just working on what makes me happy.

35. What do you enjoy most about being a fic writer?

The people I’ve met and the friends I’ve made because of the fandoms ❤️ writing is the only way I actually put myself out there

Questions for Fic Writers

[captainimfangirling]

The Boys Season 3 Episode 6

Warning: Major Spoilers

A-Train

I love Ashley for saying the exact same thing I was saying about A-Train! Did he die after killing Blue Hawk? I’m kind of disappointed if death was his redemption. I mean I’m glad he finally said sorry to Hughie and meant it this time but I was hoping to see real character development. Maybe join Annie quitting and starting their own super hero group.

Starlight

I feel like Homelander is clinging to Starlight because even though they’re in a fake relationship she’s all he’s got. I’m glad she’s standing up to herself but I feel like she still doesn’t understand the big picture. I mean she still doesn’t get why Hughie wants to protect her. Yes it’s toxic masculinity but it’s also about how he couldn’t protect Robin and doesn’t want the same thing to happen to her. I hope he tells her this because she really need it written out for her. I’m glad she quit and hopefully she’ll start her own super hero group.

Homelander

I’m not trying to be disrespectful to anyone with Dissociative Identity Disorder but honestly Homelander was reminding of people with DID. The mirror Homelander said he helped Homelander as children in the “bad room.” People with DID often have alters that get created like this---through a traumatic experience and these alters help them through it. 

Yeah people were right about Homelander feeling the pressure of Vought and deep down he’s just a broken man with mommy issues. I kind of wish he met Soldier Boy as a child because it would explain how he learned toxic masculinity and that supes were gods because Soldier Boy told him. Like Homelander’s speech to Ryan only it’s young Homelander being told by Soldier Boy. 

Hughie

I am so f*cking happy Hughie mentioned Robin again to A-Train. I knew losing her ran deep but he never talked about it because he felt like there was nothing he could do but now he can. I’m so happy he didn’t get r*aped like he did in the comic books. Yes Hughie is showing toxic masculinity but we can understand why. 

Mother’s Milk

I was wrong about Soldier Boy killing his mother but it was his grandfather that got killed. I was right about MM’s mother trying to get justice for his family. I think I was also right about MM being a fan of Soldier Boy as a child because he seemed excited when he woke up his grandpa to see Soldier Boy. 

OMG him getting fluids all over him is f*cking hilarious. Poor thing. lol Omne thing I do appreciate Annie for is getting him to help others because she pretty much saved his ass. 

Butcher

I honestly still understand Butcher’s perspective and using Soldier Boy wasn’t a terrible idea even though it didn’t work out. I still think he was gonna kill Solider Boy after they kill Homelander because 1) I don’t think he would let MM down like that and 2) he hates supes. Maybe he wanted Hughie to leave because he thought all of them were going to die? 

Soldier Boy

At this pointed I’m disappointed with Soldeir Boy because I feel like he’s still not as bad as Homelander. I mean he’s an asshole and for sure toxic masculinity but still not as bad as Homelander. You cannot blame fans for feeling sympathy for him because every time he used his powers it was because he got triggered from his trauma and justifiable anger. The only time he tried to do it on purpose was to kill Homelander and I think he couldn’t do it because 1) he really has no beef with Homelander and 2) it might only work when he’s angry and needs to learn how to control it. I guess this answered my question about if he killed Crimson Countess on purpose (but he really didn’t care). 

I have a feeling Soldier Boy was supposed to be a pedo because it was suggested he abused Gunpowder. I’m GUESSING that’s the thing Jensen didn’t wanna do. I can understand why but if Soldier Boy was a pedo it would officially make him worse than Homelander. You need bad guys to be something extremely terrible in order to be worse than Homelander like Stormfront. When we found out she was a Nazi people started hating her more than Homelander. If they have Solider Boy kill gay people on purpose it for sure will make people hate him... but still love Jensen ok let’s not be like the dumb ass Jensen haters who can’t tell the difference between reality and TV.

Frenchie & Kimiko

Poor things won’t ever be able to escape their past. Seems like losing her powers was only temporary but at least she saved Frenchie.

Black Noir

Almost forgot about him. At first I thought he was gonna go after Soldier Boy but turns out he might be a scared little boy himself. Probably wasn’t even his idea to get rid of Soldier boy, it was Edgar’s idea. Maybe Homelander and Soldier Boy team up at the end of the season and Butcher realizes he made a big f*cking mistake. 

[astrafairy]

In honor of me shifting to a new DR tonight, I thought I'd give you guys a brief run through on one of my newest shifting destinations...

MY VAMPIRE DIARIES DR (contains blood and death)

DISCLAIMER: I have only seen a little less than one season of The Vampire Diaries, so it's safe to say I have very little experience with the TVD universe

My name is Astra Salvatore and I am the youngest of the Salvatore family. I recently moved back to Mystic Falls with my brothers Stefan and Damon (I know this is a very cliche backstory, but hey, I've only seen about sixteen episodes of this show. Sue me.)

I am, as you can probably guess, a vampire. But! I'm scripting that we don't need blood to survive and that we have no trouble not m*rdering people to get blood. I come here to have FUN not to be involved in CRIME.

Because I LOVE the drama and attention, I'm scripting that I'm also a witch. Magic comes very easily and I'm capable of picking up the most complex of spells at a moment's notice.

Also! I cannot lose my daylight ring. Ever. It's basically glued to me.

And, lastly, no one ever finds out we're vampires. Except, of course, Elena and all the people that "need" to for the sake of the plot.

Onto the good stuff! Family, love interest, friends, etc.

So Damon is kinda in his Emo Phase right now and he's just a dick in general. He misses "the old days" and can't cope with the fact that time is passing and he can't do anything about it. We used to be close back in the day but as he grew more emo he kinda became super hostile towards me.

I'm closer with Stefan at the beginning because he's acting sensibly and whatnot

I go to Mystic Falls High School with Stefan, and my first day of school (when I plan to shift to) is when I meet my love interest (drum roll please) Jeremy Gilbert!

Yeah. I'm weak in the knees for little Gilbert. Sue me.

He's assigned to basically give me a tour around the school and "welcome me" to the school (also cliche but I don't care anymore lol) and he basically ditches me from the first moment to go get high or some shit.

I end up confronting him later for being a shitty tour guide, which is sort of hilarious

We end up in a lot of classes together and sort of become study buddies - mostly because I'm a genius and he can barely keep track of a pen for more than a day

Elena loves me because I actually get Jeremy to study and do his homework and pay attention in class - Aunt Jenna loves me too of course

I know Bonnie's grandma, so Bonnie and I become friends too. I help her with spells and learning about her abilities.

I planned a little Enemies to Friends to Lovers with Jeremy, of course. I'm a sucker for that.

Eventually my secret gets revealed to him when we get attacked by another vampire, whom I have to fight off. I later tell him I can make him forget if he'd like, but he turns it down, with some stupid thing like "Why would I want to forget my chemistry tutor is a f-cking vampire?" or some stupid line that makes my brain go fizzy.

Yeah, that's pretty much it! Just some vampiring, studying, and some romance thrown in there for funzies. I'm so excited to get to this DR omg I CANNOT WAIT to walk around the Salvatore House in person.

I hope this gives some of you ideas for your own TVD script! Happy shifting my beautiful beautiful stars.

With love, Astra <3

[aajjks]

tw ; depressed ass ask

i really like ur stories and its prolly the 1st time i'm sending u an ask sorry its totally unrelated to ur stories. i saw an ask about first love idk why this 2am sadness is making me write this.

first love hurts. it is so unfair. its been 4 months now and we ended it. I feel so f*cking dead without him but somehow life keeps going, it is how it is, i'm busy 90 percent of the time i cant grief over it much and i am so glad for it bc its easier to keep myself distracted but i hate weekends i'm free and i keep looking at our videos our pictures our vc recordings the gifts he gave me and that one oversized t shirt of his. i just cant stop crying and wishing he was with me and those videos weren't clips to just remember and it was like the old times, the happy smiling faces of us. i'm miserable without him i love him. i obsessively keep stalking him and maybe he does the same too but for some reason we ain't reaching out to each other bc we would be tangled in the same old discussion. the time did him and i wrong. we thought it was the best to end it bc we just keep hurting e/o maybe years later when we are rightful responsible adults we will date, but this promise is uncertain what if he starts dating? with time we change our feelings change.

when i'm on the subway on my way to uni i listen to music and even then it keeps gnawing on me i want this to end-this feeling of immense loss and emptiness.

its like he doesn't want to let me get over him. he was there at every moment of my daily life it was like a habit for me, i'd be at his place more than my own house now that he's not its hard to function, his things are all over my bedroom.

first love is a blessing if you two are together happily and it also is a curse if things have to come to an end and you both will completely vanish from each other's lives. and it does happen like they show in the movies its so fascinating. falling in love. anywayyyyyyy take caree alinaaaa i love automaniac koo and bunny koo they have my heart. ur fics work as coping mechanism!!!!! u should be happieeeee

omg im so sorry babe :/// I haven’t ever dated anyone n never have fallen in love so you could say I don’t have any experience with relationships or real feelings yk? I feel so much for you though cus I know it’s hard to move on n break ups hurt alot, you feel like you can’t live anymore, I understand because I have seen that happening…. I don’t know what to say to comfort you but I’m so glad you felt like my blog was a safe space for you to open up, it sounds like right person n wrong time? But there is a saying in Arabic.

I’m so happy that my fics can help you even if just a little, please take care of yourself

[birdbrain90]

@swinging-stars-from-satellites tagged me! rules: tag nine people you want to know better. (I took the L on this one. See below. xD)

three ships: Sylki is my current diehard obsession. I haven't experienced pining over a sweet love like this in many many years. It has made me feel young(er) again after the past two years of pandemic hell. I fall for the enemies to lovers trope EVERY TIME. Mix in two people who are both damaged in their own right, but put them together in a room where they realize they have feelings for each other and they become the most awkward idiot beans ever? F*CKING SOLD. Loki's silver tongue has always been a bit of a defense mechanism for him. When he realizes he actually likes someone and wants a real connection with them, he has none of it, and he's so horribly unsure of himself. It's cripplingly sweet, and I need a happy ending for season 2.

WheatDOS (Wheatley x GLaDOS) - It's weird. I know. Don't judge T_T . I've been in the Portal fandom a long time and I will go down with this ship. LOL. Again... enemies to lovers except this one's not canon and doesn't happen within the game parameters. Only in blissful fanfic.

K18 (Krillin x Android 18) from Dragonball Z. My very first anime outside of mainstream toy selling ones like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, and 18 was my very first favorite anime character. When she and Krillin got married and had a kid I was over the moon in my feelings about it. Still am. AGAIN....... enemies to lovers. I feel like I'm reading myself to filth. There's a trend in my ships here....Maaaaaan.

last song: "Sick Boy" by the Chainsmokers. I don't know why this answer is coming out in bolded text but I can't figure out how to fix it.

last movie: Princess Mononoke!!! (@swinging-stars-from-satellites I left this one in because OMG Princess Mononoke is amazing and my 2nd favorite Ghibli Movie. Howl's Moving Castle takes the top spot!) My last movie was Labyrinth. I've seen it before, but decided to revisit it.

currently reading: Mostly fanfic, but I'm trying to read more printed books as I'm also trying to write original work. I just finished the first book in the Redwall series, currently on my way through the next one called MossFlower.

currently watching: Right now? I have One Piece on as background noise. I'm not currently committed to anything else other than recently Loki in Disney+, and Marvel's new "What if...?" Series.

currently consuming: Zero sugar Monster energy. Fight meeeee it's my only vice in life. Well food in general I guess is my vice...

currently craving: A trip to my favorite HotPot restaurant. Also season 2 of Loki, also also a million dollars so I have the luxury of writing my book all day. The usual.

@wandaloki @waytoomanyhobbies @iworshipsylki @sarcasmoverlordxo (ayyyye) @nawwbish OPTIONAL!! And I'll just take the L for being 4 short. I'm bad at making online friends. I've been away for too long. Sylki brought me back to a life online. LOL.

[erbis-artist]

Ok so many of u guys didnt understand my intentions and now are attacking me for no reason. Yes, I do ship Kruelee, but in a no harmful way. I just want both characters to be happy and so I draw fluff stuff with them. Its just making me happy also and I dont ship it because of it being problematic/abusive, no, its my preference and I never made this ship abusive or anything like that. Both characters in my Kruelee AU agreed to this relationship, both are happy and nobody hurts anybody. I got the right to create my own AUs, I dont force anyone to ship it. If u feel uncomfortable by this ship, literally just block me right away and dont shit on my posts, I still will ignore u or tell u to shut the f*ck up, thats my page and I am allowed to draw whatever the f*ck I want. Also someone said I turned Taylor to a girl by making them able to have a child with Albert - no, thats NOT TRUE. They are still non-binary in my AU. I just made them able to do that so there are some happy sweet family vibes in TWDAK fandom. But ofc someone decided to shit on me and call me a proshipper, even tho WE ALL KNOW TAYLOR IS F*CKING 19 AND IT MEANS "ADULT". NOT A "BABY ADULT" HOW SOMEONE SAID OR "BARELY F*CKING LEGAL". FOR F*CKS SAKE 18 MEANS ADULT, GET OVER IT AND GO CRY IN A CORNER. U LITERALLY INFANTIZE TAYLOR, EVEN THO WE ALL FIGHT FOR STOPPING INFANTIZATION OF NON-BINARY PPL. Like for real u ppl, u act weird and dumb, and if u think I dont see u there in a corner hiding and shitting about me u are wrong, I see literally everything. My intentions arent a somekind weirdass "kink", a somekind weird intention to harm anyone, or anything other. If u dont like my content, why dont u just block me? U dont know where the block button is? F*cking google it "how to block a person on tumblr" and DONE! I AM GONE FROM YOUR SIGHT! IS IT SO HARD???? Lmao u reblog my art and shit on it, but in fact u show u are SO OBSESSED WITH MY ART THAT HANG IT ON YOUR OWN PAGE, OMG! If I hate something I dont even dare touching anything, I just turn off the app and reopen so the stuff I hate disappears, I dont share it saying "oh nooo they started agaaaain boohoooooo". U feel offenced by somekind cartoony drawing? Holy shit I feel sorry for u then, life will hit hard on u if u act up like this all the time, so I just wish u luck, I guess, to get over it lol.

Just grow up, and remember Fiction =/= Reality.

[slashingdisneypasta]

OKAY. EVERYBODY STAY CALM ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY F*CKING CALM. MAY I REQUEST OFFENDER WITH AN S/O THAT JUST WANTS TO BE A PRINCESS? LIKE, LOVES FRILLY DRESSES AND WEARS A TIARA AT HOME AND HAS THAT BUBBLY, SWEET, DO NO HARM DOGOODER DISNEY PRINCESS ATTITUDE? LOOOOVE YOUR BLOG THANKS

Haha, omg XD YOU SURE CAN. And thank you!! I hope this is okay!!! 

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I’m but 3 pages into the new -beautiful, green, hardcover, perfect sized, - book that just came in the mail for me that I… may have… hugged the postie over, when Offender gets home. He sometimes uses the door, but mostly he just teleports in, which can, yes, sometimes be an issue when I’m changing or watching a show without him, but I understand that it’s just easier and more logical for him this way rather then teleporting from his original spot to the front door, then unlocking the door and coming in so its okay! I look up immediately from my book, a smile tugging across my lips on its own accord. “Missed you! I made a pie earlier for kicks, so if you want, I can go cut you a piece! How was your night?”

He doesn’t really respond, just sits down with a grunt on the couch beside me. I hope he doesn’t have any questionable liquids on him, because that will be tricky to get out of my throw cushions… I watch, with concern welling inside me as he picks up a pillow - pink and silk, perfect for aesthetic pictures. He got me that one! – and holds it hard over his face, groaning again. Frowning, I close my book and put it carefully on the coffee table in favour of moving to my knees beside him. “… what happened?” I ask, picking his empty hand up into mine, gently.

“Ahh, its just one of those nights, princess.” Oh, I love it when he calls me that. But, I’m really worried about him right now. Its rare for Offender to be in a bad mood, and its my job to make him better. “Not too hot… “ 

“Well, tomorrow will be better.” I assure him, then open my mouth to say something else, before again remembering the pie and gasping, before pouncing off the couch and sliding into the kitchen, my dress not hindering my movements at all – I’ve gotten used to it. I can run in heels, too! Some of my most prized achievements. Quickly, I cut a generous piece and set it neatly on the plate, before adding a scoop of ice cream - he likes chocolate best,- and remembering to grab a beer before rushing back out, not wanting to leave him alone for too long, even if I’m only in the next room.

He hasn’t moved when I get back and put the beer on the coffee table by my book, and gently sit back down beside him, intricate fuchsia and bubble-gum fabric folding under me and gracefully flowing down over the couch and onto the floor, since there’s so much of it. Which is why I bought it in the first place- there’s so much skirt to fly when you twirl! Perfect for a ball, if I ever got to go to a real one.

“Mmm, yummy!” I lift the plate to his face, and waive it around a bit so he can smell, because I know him and I know he can’t so no to boysenberry. Not quite sure still how he smells, but… he does, so who cares! What works, works. A moment passes and he removes the pillow from his face, making me smile. “Yay!” I quip, and hold the plate to him and a fork. As he takes them and focuses on eating it, slowly, I ask if he wants to talk about it? He shakes his head and waives a dismissive hand.

“Nah, no. Tell me about your day.”

“Okay, but be free to cut me off at any point if you want to talk.” He nods at my firm look and I grin softly back, before counting off on my fingers what I’ve done, trying to remember everything. While I’m talking, he finishes the food and pulls me onto his lap but stays silent, listening. “Well, I learnt how to bake the pie- on that note, it got out of the oven about 15 minutes ago so it might still be hot, so warning, Don’t burn your tongue. There might be a teeny, tiny mess in the oven from my 3 failed attempts but, hah, let’s not focus on that part right now! I also watched some TV, of course. A lot of TV, and Dia and I,” My dog. “Nearly successfully achieved Project Human-Dog communication while we did tha-“

“You can’t talk to dogs,” I would get cross with him and flick his hat but since he was sad, and he just chuckled I give him a free pass, squinting at him playfully instead.

“Were you there??”

A deep, put-on sigh is his response as he drops his head back dramatically and pulls my body subconsciously closer to him. “No… “

Giggling, I hold a finger in front of where his eye should be to see if he follows it back to a comfortable position for his neck. He does, and that makes me giggle a little more. “No. And, then, the postman brought my book! And I was reading that when you got home.”

A sly grin slowly takes his mouth. “Did you do anything to the postman?”

“You put that suspiciously, but… yes. I hugged him.”

“You’re freaken adorable.”

“And embarrassing.” My cheeks bloom pink, and I cover my face with my hands.

“Pretty, and pink, and adorable princess.”

A delicate sigh escapes me, but he knows that’s my weakness. I’d love to be a princess and in a way I guess I am. Because I want to be. 

He certainly isn't a prince, though, which is a fairytale twist that I kind of like. If this were a real fairytale world, not just my living room-although in some respects it is decked out my royally then some Disney sets because me, he would be the villain. With sharp teeth and a dark coat, and even darker intentions. Dragon, sorcerer, wolf.  

A moment passes, and I calm down, absentmindedly fixing my hair and looking up at him, taking one of his hands back in mine again like before. I love holding his hand, its so big. “Are you cheered up?”

“Extremely. Night forgotten.”

“Oh, well I’d so glad! Was it the pi- Ah!” Suddenly, I feel the poking on my thigh and fling myself off him in a whirl of pink and floral and perfect hair and a high-pitched squeal. landing on my feet gracefully, I quickly I regain my calm as he laughs at me and my red face, and neaten my dress. “I have no dignified response for that!”

He just keeps laughing, the sound more rough and deep and satisfying then anything else, and I can’t help my embarrassment turning into a grin. At least he’s happy now! 

I’m the princess who took the wolves hand, and I don’t regret it.

[quwarichi]

My reactions+summaries for SPN S5-15 PT.3:

Supernatural Episodes (that were memorable to me):

Currently: S15E20

[Disclaimer: these were written as I was watching each episode for the first time. It’s literally my brain vomit. Let it be known that I watched the series from season 1 but only around season 5 it occured to me that I might want to remember some episodes, so this was created. I am a pretty big destiel shipper, but it only shows here when I absolutely can’t contain myself. You can enjoy my reactions without shipping them. HAVE AT IT]

Seasons 14-15:

S14:     

S14E01: Hey look Dean has a funny hat now. Haha. And that's the only thing different. Oh wait where did the plaid go? Guess he burned his clothes in an accident and changed into something nearby. Alright. OH WAIT WHERE DID DEAN GO. Sam is tired. Jack is learning how to fight from Bobby. Good on him. Castiel is suffering. A demon knows more about Destiel than Cas does *wink wink* Bless that demon. Give him a raise for the wonderful words he said. Praise. Scratch that he just started a demon gang fight against Cas fuck them up good Cas don't leave survivors. Stop beating Castiel up you know he's taking it easy on you otherwise all of you would be fried chickens. "Sister Jo" is back in business. [Side note: Jensen and Daneel shooting this scene together had me dying the writers did that on purpose]. Michael visits Anael. Jack is sad. Cas is hurt. Lucifer is alive. Oh wait it's Nick. Why is Nick. How is Nick. Nick is pretty understanding and nice. Nick. Hm. The demons got Cas how dare they you fuckers, you motherfuckers I WiLL rAiN hElL FiRE UPoN yOu. Sam is sad and missing Dean. Mary is too. Sam should have hidden the knife in his hair. Cas is embarrassed. Jack gets caught. The demon wants to replace Crowley. How dare he. Awesome action scene. Keep expecting Dean to show up and beat someone up. Cas and Sam miss Dean. Cas and Jack talk about losing their powers. Sam misses Dean. Michael helps monsters now?

S14E02: Hey look Michael's a dick who knew. Srsly fuck him. Cas can't help and is sad. He is also a babysitter to Satan's former vessel and Satan's child. Is Jack Nick's sort-of son or is that taking it too far? Questions for later. Lucifer is now the Supreme Agent of Evil. Cas is sassy. Jack is adorable and needs hugs. Cas is trying to be nice to Nick. Nick is suffering. Castiel feels different. He feels like he matured and grown a lot. Like he's more at peace with himself. He says that when he Fell he still had Sam and Dean which is so adorable. Cas gives Jack a beautiful talk. Michael is wearing a tux, which looks great on Dean but horrible on him. Dean yells at him to get out. Nick is sad and still has Lucifer instincts. Nick is sadder now. He wants his family back. Cas is amazing in this episode. Kudos, truly. He just admits he understands Nick's situation because he occupies Jimmy's vessel. Woah. Nick just said Castiel is a body-snatcher and he's no different than Lucifer. How dare he. How DARE YOU. CASTIEL HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND TO YOU. HE TRIED TO BE CALM. HE TRIED EXPLAINING AND SYMPATHIZES WITH YOU AND YOU GO AND CALL HIM THAT. WHY. JUST... WHY??? CAS STILL FEELS AWFUL FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO JIMMY AND HIS FAMILY. HE NEVER WANTED THAT. FUCK YOU NICK. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. Jack went to visit his grandparents can he get any more adorable I mean OH MY CHUCK LOOK AT HIM. He tells them Kelly had a baby boy and they're so HAPPY HIJFKDHDUHEJDUDH. Jack dear I know you just met your family and you're emotional but saying Dean doesn't matter is like a death sentence in the fandom so tread lightly. Nick is channeling his inner Lucifer. Dean is BACK BABY.

S14E03: Dean doesn't NOT like Sam's beard. Jack, Cas, and Dean reunite. Jack likes Disney confirmed. A girl asked Jack if Cas is his dad and he says Cas is one of his dads OMG OMG OMG. Jack is heartbroken he couldn't help the girl and Cas feels awful for him. Honestly Cas has been through so much lately and he didn't even get the chance to hug Dean when he came back. Jack saved Lora. Cas apologies to Jack. Bless Cas. He's a freaking Angel. Cas is so freaking adorable and he's such a dad for Jack and they're like hey dad hey son and omg omg omg gaaaaaaaaah they're adorable. He's making Jack SOUP. FREAKING SOUP. Something's wrong with Jack why are you coughing blood no no no no no bad blood.

S14E04: Dean likes horror movies now. Sam's beard is gone. Dean's inner fanboy is coming out. It's one of these episodes. Sam is so excited. Dean is fangirling. DEAN IS IN GLASSES PART 3 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Fortnight has unfortunately bled into the Supernatural universe and we have to live with that fact now. Dean is, fortunately, a Zelda fan so we're good on that front. Sam is a nerd. Dean is concerned. Sam meets his female counterpart. Sam has trauma from Halloween. Dean wants to have Halloween with Sam so badly awwwww.

S14E05: Dean and Sam run into Bobby and Mary. Sam is nervous about talking to his mom about her dating life. Bobby and Mary are sort of a thing now and Dean is okay with that. He just wants his mom to be happy.

S14E06: Sam and Charlie are very awkward. Hooray. Jack is suffering because his coffee doesn't taste right. Sam looks so happy playing with a fidgetspiner. Jack and Dean are being Hunting Buddies ™. Jack just learned what courting before dating before sex is and Dean is not happy or comfortable about that conversation. Other Dimension Charlie had a love of her life but she died. Jack asks Dean about courting over pie and it's adorable. Dean says that when they get back to the bunker he'll give Jack the talk. Hooray! Jack and Dean play the "bad cop, hero saves the damsel" plan and it works fantastic. Jack calls Dean old and Dean looks so offended it actually hurt him OMG. Some girl has a crush on Jack now. Jack is very confused. Hunter!Jack is very awkward and adorable. Is Jack on a date? I think he's on a date. Is he even allowed to go on dates yet? Dean didn't give him the talk. Hm. What would Cas think? And Sam, Sam would be very confused about it too. Hm. Definitely sensing some romance in the air. Approving of that. Oh BOI SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. Oh wait of course not Jack was raised by Cas who are we fooling of course he wanted to use the bathroom. Dean calls Jack and he's like "Hey so I'm pretty sure she's in love with me so tell me everything you know about sex. Go!" Dean is not having ANY OF THAT BS RN. Vans? Vans! Vans. Dear lord Jack should get an acting award *ba-dum-tss*. Dean be giving out relationship advice like he's some sort of expert when in reality his emotions are so constipated he needs to swallow Dulcolax to communicate with others. Jack has a crazy fan now. He follows in Sam's footsteps and got himself a Becky. Congrats? Jack is coughing again. And now he's bleeding from his nose. No. Nope. Not happening. Denial, ACTIVATE!

 S14E07: So... Nick is slowly losing it. Or very quickly losing it. Depends on how you look at it. Cas is watching over Jack and tries healing him. Jack is really bad shape. They take him to a hospital. Cas does NOT have time for bureaucracy. Three worried fathers watch as their kid suffers and it HURTTS. Jack's body is shutting down and they're suffering. Cas just gave Jack his trenchcoat so now we have a trenchcoatless Cas and a trenchcoated Jack. Rowena is BACK BABY. Jack meets Rowena. Cas is so ready to give his grace for Jack. Dean is taking Jack on a fun day. He's teaching Jack how to drive awwwww. Dean and Jack are awesome. Cas feels helpless. Cas calls Jack Sam, Dean, and his' son OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE. Jack and Dean are eating burgers on the impala and have fun. Meanwhile Nick is on hunt for his family's killer, being as adorable and questionable as ever. DEAN AND JACK ARE F***CKING FISHING. Jack wanted to go fishing because Dean said he went fishing with John and it was a happy memory for him and Jack considers Dean a father figure GAAAAAH IT HURTSSS. WHY IS JACK SO AT PEACE WITH DYING LIKE WHAT THE FRICK NOOOOO. AND WHY IS CAS DRIVING A TINY BLUE CAR WHO GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO BE ADORABLE. Do you ever wonder how many times a week Castiel thinks about the story Gabriel wrote on the walls of his bunker room about his time in Monte Carlo with the porn stars? He read the entire story, just summarised it for Sam. So he KNOWS everything. Things to wonder about. Nick is channeling his Lucifer or Lucifer is channeling his Nick they are one it's scary. Jack is being healed? Is he healed? He's HEALED. Jack is BACK BABY!!! Cas and Dean look so relieved. Wait why is he staggering. Why is he coughing. Cas is so pissed at the Shaman. CAS IS A PISSED OFF FATHER. CAS IS AMAZING. FREAKING DAD CAS FOR THE RESCUE. It feels like this is a setup for Lucifer to come back. Not sure how to feel about that. Um. Ummmm... Empty do your freaking job and keep him asleep. JACK IS DYING FREAKING KILL ME WHYYYY.

S14E08: Jack doesn't want them to be sad. Dean is not okay. None of them are okay. Cas is also worried about Dean. Jack is being optimistic about things and it hurts. WHAT. WHAT. HE CAN'T DIE. NO. NOOO. DEAN DIDN'T GET TO SAY GOODBYE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOOOO. CAS IS IN SO MUCH PAIN BUT HE'S STILL WORRYING ABOUT SAM AND DEAN OH MY GOD WHYYYYY. CAS WANTED JACK TO DIE A LONG TIME AFTER HIM. THEY'RE GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER TO DULL THE PAIN WOW THIS IS HURTING HAHAHA I'M NOT CRYING FUCK YOU MY EYES ARE LEAKING. THEY'RE EATING NOUGAT BARS THAT JACK LIKED. CAS DOESN'T EVEN EAT FOOD IT TASTE LIKE MOLECULES TO HIM. Jack is in Heaven but Empty is slowly taking over Heaven. Jack meets Kelly in Heaven. Kelly is so happy to see him until she realized he died. Anubis is an odd fellow. Cas is so happy seeing Cas again. And Kelly too. Empty has invaded Jack and Kelly's Heaven. Shit is about to go DOWN. Dean and Sam consider Jack their child. EMPTY IS HURTING CAS AND KELLY WHILE JACK IS WATCHING. CAS SAVE JACK. WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT. DON'T YOU DARE. I WILL FUCKING END YOU EMPTY YOU SON OF A THING. CASTIEL HOW COULD YOU. Cas doesn't want Sam and Dean to worry. He says he's in peace with his decision. IN PEACE MY ASSBUTT! LISTEN HERE YOU EMOTIONALLY INCAPABLE ANGEL, YOU HAVE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE EARTH. YOU SACRIFICED FROM YOURSELF THINGS OTHERS WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE. YOU GAVE UP HEAVEN FOR SAM AND DEAN. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND THEN YOU MAKE A DEAL THAT THE SECOND YOU'RE HAPPY YOU'LL DIE??? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? In other news Jack and Kelly hugged and it was beautiful. Jack promises not to tell Sam and Dean about what Cas did. Jack is BACK BABY. Dean hugged Jack. Get the fuck away from Cas you Naomi Bitch. Jack is happy to eat burgers again. Is Jack wearing Dean's robe?

S14E09: Is this a Christmas episode? Why, I think it is. Hey look Michael is a woman now. Wait Garth NoooOOooo you can't do it. Oh wow he has a little girl now. Jack is guiltily eating cereal in the middle of the night and Cas catches him. Sam is apparently acting like a mom. Wow. Cas is being a sassy angel. Castiel likes the toys that come in the cereal box. OMG why are Jack and Cas so cute. Cas is happy Dean is feeling better but he feels guilty about lying to him about the deal. Jack is happy he can pick a lock now. HELP THEY KIDNAPPED JACK. FUCK YOU MICHAEL. Awww they're going on a family hunting trip! Team Free Will 2.0 VS Kansas City. Awww. *The hellish version of a Christmas song plays in the background*. JACK IS FUCKING SMILING. Okay so Michael I'm gonna need you to get out of Dean you sick son of a Chuck. 'Freaking ruined the Christmas episode.

S14E10: Awww they brought Pamela back! Also Dean owns a bar and he likes to flirt. He looks so happy owning a bar. Michael is sassy, and it's almost likeable. Probably because it's Dean's face. Michael is trying to get underneath Cas' skin and Cas looks so done with it. One of Dean's happy memories is the stripper case with Sam. FUCK MICHAEL. FUCK HIM SO HARD. HOW DARE HE. HE JUST SAID DEAN ONLY TOLERATES CAS BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HE OWES HIM FOR HELL AND CAS HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR DEAN EVER SINCE. *Cue epic fight scene* Hey look Dean is a cage now. Cas is so worried about Jack's soul.

S14E11: Dean is acting suspiciously. Sam's aware he and Dean only hug if it's of the world I'm dyinggg. Sam likes gossiping apparently. Dean came to visit Mary awww. Dean is now a welding master. Well now Nick is being arrested by Donna and now Donna might be about to die and NOPE. Dean is being really sweet and it's freaking everyone out. Mary thinks Dean's adorable when he's sleeping. Nick is being creepy and kidnapping Mary. Nick without Lucifer is unlikeable at best. Mary keeps a severed head in a jar. Dean tells Sam he loves him.  He shows Sam a box he plans on being buried alive in the ocean with Michael inside of it and yeah so that's not happening.

S14E12: Dean has a nightmare about being stuck in his coffin forever. Sam calls Cas. Dean says he knows he wasn't the greatest brother for Sam and Sam has this 'WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL' look on his face because that is some grade A+ bullshit right there. Cas gets a call from Dean and he's so excited because he thinks Dean is giving up his plan but Dean tells him he's not so Cas is sad. Cas is so pissed at Dean. Dean and Cas have an argument/goodbye. Dean and Sam argue. It hurts. It hurts so much. He punched Dean and then he hugged him. He tells Sam and Cas he believes in them. In all of them. Oh well I guess that if Dean gets trapped in a box at least Cas will never be taken by the Empty since he'll never be happy HAHAHAHA KILL ME NOW.

S14E13: This episode is about the city the bunker's in OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Someone stole Baby. There's a kid who thinks they're serial killers, which they are, but not exactly. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. JOHN??? OF ALL THE PEOPLE, JOHN? WAS THAT EVEN AN OPTION??? WHAT THE FUCK???!!! MARY AND JOHN FINALLY SEE EACH OTHER AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And  Sam and Dean witness it. Sam is very awkward with John. Oh wow. So, they pulled John out of 2003 and it has changed history and now Sam likes raw food and standing desks and runs a law firm and Dean is a murderer and thief with a price on his head. Hm. Zach and Cas are reunited as bad angels no no no no THIS IS BAD. OH WELL AT LEAST CAS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND POP CULTURE REFERENCES ANYMORE. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Cas is a killer now NoooOOooo. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Cas doesn't recognize Dean and Sam as his friends. Cas is beating up Dean and Sam. Noooo. This is weird. No. Nope. Not happening. Cue the awkwardness of a family dinner. When you remember that everyone at that table died at least once it's very very weird. A family who defied Death, God, the Darkness, Demons, Angels, Monsters, and a few nasty humans here and there. Wow. Dean actually has some self-love speech and it is amazing. The character development is just *chef's kiss*. Why is this so beautiful Sam stop crying you know it makes Dean cry and when Dean cries I cry stopp it.

S14E14: Family hunting trip time! Oh look Rowena is also there! Rowena has some sort of attraction to Cas and it's chilling. Cas and Dean are on some sort of a coffee date. Jack is coughing blood again. Someone stop it. Cas is worried about Dean. Dean is only honest with Cas awwwwwww. Cas asks Jack if he's fine. Cas worries about everyone but when will someone worry about Cas? Jack, Cas, and Dean look like two parents and a child. Jack asks what an AV club is and Cas explains and then Dean calls Cas a dork. They're adorable. Cas is a VERY serious FBI agent. Rowena and Sam need to act like a married couple and it's AMAZING. MORE. GIVE THE FANDOM MORE. Jack has suffered at the vet's office. The Gorgon is hitting on Cas. Wait till Dean hears about that. Cas has been paralyzed. Cas is worried about Dean. That's strike 2. Another moment of Cas being worried and someone is about to die. Cas explains to Jack about the fragility of humans and death and moving on which makes you believe he thought about a time when Dean and Sam die and he's left all alone and now I want to walk off a cliff. Michael is out. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. JACK CALLED HIMSELF A WINCHESTER OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Jack got his wings back!

S14E15: Jack is playing with his snake. Cas is worried about Jack. Dean is eating. Cas and Sam go on a case together [Poor Misha. Jared must've tortured him]. Cas with his pop culture references. The only thing good about episode 13 aside from some closure for the boys is that Cas lost his knowledge of pop culture. Cas sometimes looks at the Saturday Evening Post when Sam and Dean are asleep. They're very soothing. Sam and Cas walked into a town that seems stuck in the late ‘70s. Even Cas thinks it's weird. Sam looks happy drinking a milkshake. Cas pretends to drink cuz he doesn't eat. Cas has no social skills. Jack is trying to feed the snake. Dean likes bacon. Some woman checked Cas out. Cas reads a series of love letters between the victim and a milkshake serving a young woman. Cas is so done with people hitting on him. How Cas describes Sam "I'm looking for my partner. Tall man. Hair? He has beautiful hair." FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SAM BECAME A PART OF THE WEIRD TOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK. HE'S WEARING GLASSES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD. CAS IS SO SCARED AND CONFUSED. SOMEONE SAVE HIM AND SAM. Dean is terrified of the snake. Cas is angry. Cas is worried and understanding about how Sam feels. CAS JUST FUCKING TOLD A MAN HE'S NOT GOD BECAUSE GOD HAS A BEARD.

S14E16: JACK IS ADORABLE STAB ME IN THE GUT AND TWIST IT WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE. Jack is so awkward around other people. OMG WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT YOU FREAKING LOVEABLE DORK. JACK IS LIKE "WELL I'M TWO-TWENTY! I'M TWENTY-TWO!!!" Jack is so freaking happy hanging out with kids his "age". Oh no he's sad.

S14E17: There was supposed to be a family game night. Cas is meeting up with Anael [The fact that this is Daneel and Misha on the same set is amazing]. Nick is back and off his rocket. Anael and Cas discuss God. Jack is going dark side. Woops. Jack sweetheart you're worrying me. Jack what did you do. Jack?

S14E18: Jack what did you do to Mary. What did you do. This is very scary. Oh wait he KILLED HER. WOW. OKAY. HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIX THAT SHIT. DEAN WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM. SAM TOO. DEAN MIGHT TRY TO KILL HIM BUT THEN SAM WILL STOP HIM AND TELL JACK TO NEVER COME BACK AND CAS WOULD BE SO TORN BECAUSE HE PROMISED TO PROTECT JACK BUT HE KILLED MARY AND WOW THE WRITERS REALLY DUG DEEP WITH THIS ONE. Cas is remembering one of his first hunts with Mary. Did Dean just... Did he tell Cas that if Jack did something to Mary he's dead to him? I think he did. Huh. Welp, time to dig a hole in the ground, huddle into a fetus position and cry. Cas is not even mad. We are fine. Nothing is wrong. Oh wow what is this? A guilt trip down memory lane? Why are you hurting us by showing us all the nice missing moments between Mary and the rest? Is this fun for you you sadistic fucks? Jack needs a snickers. Mary is dead. Wow. Sam just stopped Cas from walking over to Dean. Wow.

S14E19: Dean gives a beautiful speech. Bobby is back. Cas is still protective of Cas. There's a lot of awkward silences between Dean and Cas. Made-up Lucifer is a dick. What do you mean Cas doesn't love Jack um hello? He gave away his chance at happiness for Jack. Fuck you Made-up Lucifer. Oh no. Dean is crying alone. Naomi Bitch Replacement is messing with Jack's head. Fuck her. A pillar of salt? Really?. Okay so Soulless Jack is horrible. I love him so much but he was already like a toddler playing with a bazooka. Now he's like a SADISTIC toddler playing with a bazooka with no soul. It really feels like Cas is the only one left with a sense of rationality. Cas is pissed at Sam and Dean for locking Jack up.

S14E20: So, Jack's pissed. Dean calls Jack a monster and I think why it bothered Castiel so much is because that would mean Castiel is a monster too. Chuck is BACK BABY AND OHHH BOI IS THIS A RIDE. Cas is so done. Dean smashes a guitar. Chuck and Dean yell at each other. Chuck is such a dork. Castiel is so pissed. Jack and Castiel reunite. Sam has a talk with Chuck. Chuck breaks the fourth wall. Dean is here to kill Jack. Cas doesn't want that. Dean and Jack are about to die. Jack is okay with that. Welp CHUCK IS HORRIBLE AND NOPE. DID CHUCK JUST KILL JACK. NO NO. CHUCK'S GONE DARK SIDE. No why is Jack dead. This isn't fair. 

S15:

S15E01: Cas does NOT like that a demon inside Jack's body. Chuck literally jump-started the apocalypse. Cas is not okay.

S15E02: You can't tell me that Cas telling Dean it wasn't all a lie isn't him telling Dean that what they have is real. WELCOME BACK KEVIN TRAN, ADVANCED PLACEMENT. Kevin is BACK BABY. God and Amara are being siblings. Rowena and Ketch together are very weird and Crowley will NOT approve.

S15E03: Rowena is awesome. Cas and the demon inside Jack are very... Iffy with each other. Belphegor is awesome. Cas literally just FUCKING PUSHED BELPHEGOR INTO HELL AND JUMPED AFTER HIM WITH A COMPLETE STRAIGHT FACE WOW HE IS SO DONE. Cas tells Belphegor that Jack is like a son to him. Cas is forced to sing a song to praise Lucifer. Shit is going down. Cas and Belphegor did NOT work out. Wait does that mean Cas will get stuck in hell. Oh fuck. Oh crap. This is bad. Why does Cas has to suffer so much? Whyyy. He never wanted anything special. Just to be with Jack, Sam, and Dean. He wanted to do good. Whyyyy. ROWENA NO. NOPE. NOPE. DON'T DO IT. SAM DOESN'T WANT TO. DON'T MAKE HIM. STOP IT. ROWENA NOOOO. ALSO CAS AND DEAN STOP FIGHTING IT'S BAD. UM, DEAN? IT'D BE GREATLY APPRECIATED IF YOU AND CAS WOULD STOP FIGHTING. IT'S SCARING THE CHILDREN AND MAKING THEM CRY. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT! OH HEY I'M CRYING, WHAT A SURPRISE!

S15E04: Sam has a weird dream. Awesome fight scene though. Dean likes vegan bacon now. Or not. Wow Chuck might actually be afraid of Becky. Meeting Exes is awkward. CHUCK IS A DICK. BEING A WRITER DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ABUSE OTHERS. FUCK YOU.

S15E05: Dean can't handle spicy jerky. Sam has bad dreams again. Um, Lilith's back? What? Is that a thing now? Wow.

S15E06: Cas is fishing now. He's also really sweet and cares about a guy who sells him fish bait. He also goes by Clearance like Meg used to call him, which is extra sweet. Cas is investigating stuff. Cas and Dean talk and Cas acts like a sassy toddler. Cas's powers are fading. Sam might have a small crush on the deaf hunter. Aww that's so nice. He saw she was naked so he turned away. Awww. What a gentleman. Dean raised you well. Dean doesn't know what's God and what's him.

S15E07: Sam and Eileen are definitely having fun, with margaritas and bacon. Dean refuses bacon, which leads us to believe he had truly given up on this world. Dean gets flirted with. Dean gets reunited with an old "friend". Sam and Eileen are AWKWARD AND DEAN IS TO BLAME BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO TEASED SAM. OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE WATCHING TWO NERDS FALL IN LOVE WHAT THE HELL. IS THAT HOW SAM FEELS WHEN HE'S WATCHING DEAN AND CAS??? THAT'S TORTURE. WOW THEY ALMOST KISSED AND THEN CAS WALKED IN OMG IT IS LIKE SAM WITH DEAN AND CAS. Cas is so pissed with shamans. OMG OMG OMG DEAN IS ABOUT TO SING OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WOW HE SINGS SO BEAUTIFULLY SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A CONTRACT HE'S SO HAPPY WHAT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Cas became grade A at threatening people. Kudos. Dean loves Texas now. Cas and Dean are awkward. Ever remember season 1 where they found out demons existed and felt like they were in over their heads? Well now they want to fight God.

S15E08: Sam is being an overprotective boyfriend. He's so cute. Oh my god... Are they getting Adam out of the cage??? Is this happening??? I know the last season is supposed to sort of give closure to unfinished plotlines but if this really happening it's amazing. Rowena is BACK BABY. Rowena is FUCKING awesome. A real queen, if you will. Crowley would be proud. She's also gives Cas and Dean a quick couple's counseling session. Adam is out of hell. It happened. Dean so ships Eileen and Sam. Dean and Cas are AWKWARD. Michael is back. Michael and Cas talk. Cas channels his inner Lucifer. Cas and Dean FINALLY talk. CHUCK YOU FUCKING DICK GET AWAY FROM EILEEN SAM WAS FINALLY STARTING TO BE HAPPY. OMG OMG DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING TO PURGATORY??? Dean and Adam talk.

S15E09: Wow Chuck is so manipulative. Wow. Chuck is really unlikeable anymore. Woah, did Cas just call Dean stupid? Cas has SNAPPED. So happy Sam has Eileen now. Any girl that can be tied to a chair, deaf, and still kick ass and sass God in front of him deserves a Sam Winchester. Wow Sassy Cas really ain't taking Dean's BS today. Chuck is a sadistic fuck. Chuck has lost it. God Complex much? Dean and Cas are in purgatory. Getting the band back together and it feels good. Benny died. That's sad. Dean and Cas discuss the guilt. OMG WHAT HAPPENS TO CAS IN THE FUTURE??? HE GOT THE MARK AND WENT CRAZY??? AND DEAN HAD TO BURY HIM IN THE BOX??? DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THIS SHIT IS NOT CANON FANFICS CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. HE LOOKS SO HEARTBROKEN. Meanwhile in Purgatory: Dean is looking for Cas who has disappeared and they need to go back soon and things are BAD with a capital everything. DEAN IS PRAYING TO CASTIEL OMG OMG OMG HE BARELY DID IT EVER SINCE PURGATORY ROUND 1. He admits he should've stopped Cas from leaving. He calls Cas his best friend AWWWWWWW. HE'S CRYING OH MY GOD. HE FORGAVE CAS!!! THIS IS SO CANON HDJCJRIHEISHS. OMG CAS IS OKAY AND THEY HUGGED DEAN LOOKS SO HAPPY FUCK THIS I'M CRYINGGGG. SAM AND DEAN BECAME MONSTERS??? FUCK THAT SHIT. CAS TAKES THE MARK OH NO I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO INSANE. Cas and Dean arrive at the casino. Save Sam!!! SAM, SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. AWWWW SAM AND EILEEN KISSED AWWW. NOW WE NEED A CAS AND DEAN KISS AND WE'RE GOLDEN GUYS. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. I BELIEVE. Jack and Billy are BACK BABY.

S15E10: It seems like Sam and Dean lose luck. Baby shut down. Garth named his twins Sam... and Castiel. Dean is definitely not insulted. Garth is a dentist now. Dean is afraid of dentists. Dean has a dream where he and Garth are tap dancing in black and white. OH MY GOD GARTH WHAT DID YOU DO TO DEAN'S MOUTH. GARTH TOLD DEAN HE NEEDS TO GET A COLONOSCOPY AND I FREAKING DROPPED MY PHONE. CHUCK DOWNGRADED SAM AND DEAN TO NOT MAIN CHARACTERS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH NORMAL PEOPLE PROBLEMS HAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS AWESOME. DEAN IS HOLDING BABY CASTIEL AND HE'S LIKE "THIS CAS KEEPS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD" AND SAM ANSWERS "SO KINDA LIKE THE REAL CAS" AND THEY KNOW. Also Sam and Dean are holding babies and it's adorable.

S15E11: Cas comes back to find out Sam and Dean are going to Alaska. Cas gets a call about Jack related info. Ahem... Jack is BACK BABY! Cas is worried about Jack. Jack is tied up. Cas to the rescue! CAS AND JACK REUNITE. This is like the most interesting pool game ever. Dean and Sam's luck is BACK BABY. JACK AND SAM AND DEAN REUNITE.

S15E12: Cas is so happy Jack is back. Dean and Cas are best buddies. Cas and Jack play 4-in-a-row. Cas and Jody meet for the first time. Jack wants to help. Cas still cares a lot about Claire. Billy is PISSED.

S15E13: The recap starts with the pizza man montage, which is really the only way it could. Ruby and Anael are BACK BABY AND WELL IT IS AWESOME. [Just pointing out that the fact they brought both of Jensen and Jared's wives for this is amazing] also Cas has no chill with his sass. Cas wants to almost die and go to Empty to talk to Ruby. He gets into the Empty and runs into Empty-Meg and she called him Clearance awwww. Ruby is BACK BABY. Cas almost dies by the Empty. He comes back though. Otherworld Sam and Dean are terrifying. They seem... Okay, and it's horrible. Also they're spoiled. HELLHOUNDS BABY! Jack arrives at Eden. Jack is crying + he got his soul back!!!

S15E14: Supernatural is BACK BABY. JACK IS STILL DEPRESSED NOOOO. DEAN HAS SCOOBY-DOO UNDERTHINGS PASS IT ON. Dean and Sam meet Mrs. Butters. She's nice and she made Christmas and Thanksgiving and the Fourth of July and Halloween collide in the calendar. Jack is out of his room now. Oh hey Dean's actually trying to not be angry at Jack. They have a monster radar! Lunch bag, she pack them lunch bags I-. Jack is still being sad noo. She keeps giving him smoothies. It's weird. OMG SAM IS GOING ON A DATE WITH EILEEN THEY REALLY SAID SAILEEN RIGHTS. Oh wait. Oh fuck what the fuck why is she ripping his head off oh no Jack run. Oh fuck why is she an evil mastermind all of a sudden they were happy. DEAN GETS TRAPPED TOO. DEAN BEING A REAL BROTHER BEING LIKE "YEAH I CAN WAIT UNTIL MY BROTHER IS DONE GETTING LAID FOR HIM TO COME BACK AND RESCUE ME AND OUR CO-ANGEL-CHILD". Dean is really trying with Jack my heart wow. Ugh not again with Sam and the nails the waves of nausea are hitting me-. Oh no Mrs. Butters story is really sad I don't like the old MoL. Oh goodbye Mrs. B we'll miss you. Awww Jack honey of course you can kill Chuck here I'll do it for you you just eat your nougat bars. OH MY FUCKING GOD DEAN MADE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE I REPEAT HE MADE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE JACK IS FOUR NOW CELEBRATE WITH US ALL *HYPERVENTILATING HARD*. 10/10 episode would recommend with a side of angst.

S15E15: Cas is BACK BABY! Aww Jack wants to wear matching ties. Awwwww. Sam and Dean are going after Amara. Good luck with that. Oh a church case for Cas? A little on the nose there. Oh wow this is getting dark. Aww Jack doesn't want to say something so Cas talks about himself instead. God I love them. Cas is amazing. I love him so much. Jack too. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean are eating with Amara lunch. Crossroads demons are out of fashion, as per told by Rowena, the Queen of us all. Jack needs Cas' permission to create a social media account. Even the internet knows to give Cas cats. God bless the internet. Oh my god Dean and Amara talked and wow it was deep. Amara's intentions with Mary were... Wow. Poor Dean though. Wow Cas and Jack can't catch a break. Oh god Jack was stabbed he's okay but we're not okay what the hell. Once again, we are reminded that against regular humans Cas is a freaking supernatural creature with super strength and the wrath of heaven. Hey wait why does the crossroad demon look like he’s kidnapping this girl? Oh well guess we'll never find out. JACK IS GOING TO DIE? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BILLIE??? WHO AUTHORIZED THIS SHIT? HE NEEDS A PARENT OR A GUARDIAN'S PERMISSION!!! Cas not wanting to see Jack die again is hurting me. What do you mean it's not his choice Jack go to your room you're grounded until they kill Chuck. Cas um where are you going?? What do you mean in case you won't come back? Are you going where I think you're going? You better stay the FUCK away from the Empty or I swear to all that is sacred (the impala, Sam and Dean's flannel, Led Zeppelin) that I will cry. What do Sam and Dean need to know??? What is this shit????? I WILL SUE!!!!!

S15E16: Hey is he going to get killed? Called it! Hey Dean darling how about you let Sam know about Jack? Any minute now honey? No don't you fucking- Dean! Hey it's tiny Sam and Dean look at them awww. Hey Caitlin seems nice. Woah weird monster in the candy machine alert! Dean why are you so depressing this episode??? Sam being in the dark hurts me. Um Dean? What have you got there buddy? Is that a knife? Put the knife down, Dean put the knife down this isn't funny- oh thank god Sam Dean almost fillet-ed himself. Tiny Dean being scared but also macho aww. It's a Baba Yaga? A Baba FREAKIN Yaga? Wow. Omg Dean's face when he heard the woman having sex is priceless. He really grew up. Good on him. Caitlin you majestic being you managed to have Dean admit his fear wow Dean honey am I proud of you. Aww Sam is trying to call Cas. Um... Dean? OMG OMG ARE YOU TELLING HIM? YASSS SAMMY GO OFF. DEAN FUCK OFF JACK IS NOT DYING ON MY WATCH. OMG THE SILENCE. WOW.

S15E17: This starts with Amara. What a queen. I really like her now.  She can cut me with her cheekbones. Look at her. Wow. She's so pretty. Cas is there! Sam is giving Dean the silent treatment. Yeah Dean is talking depressing. AHHH AMARA IS HERE. Jack meets Amara awww. Yes I want them to spend time together YESSS. Amara and Dean are like that couple that didn't work out because they figured they'd be better as friends and it's so nice to see them. Sam is amazing wowwww. Dean WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST- WHAT DO YOU MEANT JACK ISN'T FAMILY YOU- UMM WAIT IS JACK- NOOOOOOOO!!!!! OWW MY FEELINGS. Jack looks so sad nooo. Cas is there Cas make it better. Aww Amara with a flower. Chuck is back... Yay. Lol Chuck didn't write the Dean/Amara debacle and he thinks it's weird that's amazing. Amara is amazing. Amara trying to make Chuck not act like a spoiled brat wow this is hard. I hate him with passion. AMARA YASS QUEEN GO OFFFFF. HOLD HIM. Jack you shouldn't UNDERSTAND HIM you should be PISSED. HE DID THE HELLO AJAJAGDVSHA. OH.MY.GOD I LOVE ADAM AND SERAFINA SOMEONE HUG THEM. Jack has a skittles aura wow. The final ritual, the ROCKS. Adam looks so relieved that Jack got it. OH I DID NOT NEED TO SEE HER DIGGING INTO HIS RIBS. Dean whatcha doing there buddy? Aww he thanked him!!! I still don't forgive what he said though. IT'S TIME??? IT'S TIME BABY. SAM BEING FRUSTRATED AND CAS HELPING AWWW. They found the key, HOORAH! Cas awww thank you for helping Sam. Sam no don't go alone. Empty is Meg now waaaaaht. BILLIE WANTS WHAT NOW??? Sam lying Through His Teeth to the Empty the man is a LEGEND. No Cas it's not time we need to stop this. Dean, Dean you're scaring me. Cas being angry at Jack eating the ribs the angel is legendary. Chuck you sick sick bastard what did you do you FUCKER??? AMARA STOP IT. DEAN WHAT THE HELL YOU DO NOT PULL A GUN AT YOUR BROTHER WHO THE FUCK- WHAT THE FUCK- CAS DO SOMETHINGGGG NO STOP HURTING EACH OTHER. STOP IT. CHUCK YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. DEAN STOP IT STOP THE VIOLENCE. YESS SAM TELL HIM. FUCK YOU CHUCK. AMARA NOOO. DEAN OH MY GOD NO. SAM IT'S BREAKING MY HEART. NOOOO AMARA NOOO. CHUCK NEEDS TO DIE BUT NOT LIKE THIS. OMG SAM NOOO. DEAN YESSS PUT THE GUN DOWN. FUCK YOU CHUCK. OH YOU CAN GO SUCK A DICK DON'T YOU EVER, EVER CALL CAS THAT. OMG CAS IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF FREE WILL DID NOT EXPECT THAT. FUCK YOU CHUCK. OMG JACK NOOOO.

S15E18: DEAR LORD SOMEONE SAVE JACK HE CAN'T DIE NO NO NOPE NOT HAPPENING. Jack this is very sweet but they will NOT leave you. Billie not now. Yeah Dean tell her. Yass dads go OFF. WHERE IS JACK WHAT DID YOU DO BILLIE??? THE EMPTY??? NO DON'T DON'T DO THIS. JACK? JACK NO? JACK???? FUCK YOU BILLIE BRING HIM BACK. Oh you can go fuck yourself for all I care this is SO NOT THE TIME FOR THE BOOK. Yes Sam go OFF. Cas you really shouldn't be talking about the Empty. Isn't this episode when the deal goes down? Fuck you Billie you lost my respect. OMG JACK YOU'RE OKAY THANK GOD. Um... Empty? You okay there? Damn Sam being sassy. AND THEN HE GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER HAHAHAHA. Yes Dean tell her. Did she just shush him? Empty ma gurl you good? Um, Billie? What's interesting? Jack's back BABY! He is not yours. Yes Dean go OFFF. CAS BEING A DAD. Aww Dean and Sam having a talk yes I'm so proud of my expressive babies. They be talking. Um, what new plan? What changed? Oh who this? Charlie is BACK BABY! YASSS MY QUEEN. Aww is that her gf? It's her gf. Oh okay where's her fucking gf??? Jack are you okay? Cas is worrying aww. Nothing's over Jack you're just three you have tons ahead of you. Dear lord Cas are you listening to yourself this is what you need to tell yourself OH MY GOD I'M BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UGHHHH. Billie you're being a dick stop it.  Crap everyone's disappearing. WAIT EILEEN? NO NO NO NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME. EILLEN IS GOING TO BE FINE. WHERE ARE THE THREE DOTS? WHY AREN'T THEY THERE??? DRIVE FASTER DEAN!!! Why is the car empty? Where is she? Sam? Aww the screensaver. FUCK. SHE'S GONE. SAM? YOU OKAY? OH GOD BILLIE FUCK YOU LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NOOO. So Dean is going to kill Death again? Neat. Um Cas? I'm all for spending time with Dean but I'm worried. Aww Dean and Sam hugged. Oh hey Donna! (Is it me or is her accent off?) Jack is silent. Jack is driving. I'm so proud of him aww. Damn the badass music is awesome. Dean with the scythe is awesome. Look at that power couple. Aww Sam and Donna hugged that's cute. Let's go. Oh hey Charlie how are you? Bobby is BACK BABY. Bobby is awesome. Um Jack? How come that plant just died??? Sneaking into Death Library because those two are idiots. Oh hey splitting up is a great idea. Hi Billie, how are you? KILL 'EM DEAN. CAS ATTACK! BILLIE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU BILLIE. DO IT DEAN KILL THEM. WAIT WHAT? Billie didn't kill them? Who did? CHUCK? THAT MOTHER FUCKER I WILL MURDER HIM. OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING. WHERE ARE THEY? WAIT, NO, NOT CHARLIE NOOO. BOBBY? NO NOT BOBBY!!! DONNA? DONNA WHAT'S HAPPENING??? DONNA? NOOO!!! Oh Billie's dead now great. You can't kill Dean though. Run you two RUN. Run like hell run. Dean? Fuck. Billie leave him ALONE. FUCK FUCK RUN AWAY. BILLIE SHUT UP THIS IS A CRISIS. CAS PROTECT DEAN. PROTECT HIM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. YES YOU GOT HIM. FUCK YOU BILLIE FUCK YOU SO HARD. INTO THE DUNGEON. CAS REACHING INTO DEAN'S BACK POCKET AND CUTTING HIMSELF WHY??? OKAY SIGIL. SIGILS ARE NICE. OKAY GOOD DEAN IS OKAY. Dean you're being depressed this isn't helping. Billie enough of the banging. Dean you're not angry enough with this you're good. Yeah fuck Chuck but that's not the point. Dean noo. Cas do somethingggg. Dean it's okay. It's not your fault. Um Cas? What's that? Wait, the deal? Now, you're doing this now? UM, WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? YEAH WHY NOW? YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR TRUE HAPPINESS DUMMY. IS, IS HE- WHAT'S HE DOING??? KNOW WHAT? AWWW LOOK AT HIS REVELATIONS. YEAH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CAS? UM. UM???!!! YES CAS TELL HIM TELL HIM HOW YOU SEE HIM THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST. I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE. WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOOOO. CHANGED??? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING??? IT'S NOT A GOODBYE SHUT UP. D- DID HE JUST. DID HE JUST SAY- DID HE JUST SAY I- HE TOLD DEAN I LOVE YOU???!!! IS THIS A DREAM??? IS THIS REAL LIFE? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY ARE YOU CRYING??! I'M SCARED WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???? "don't do this"??? DON'T DO THIS??? WHAT DO YOU MEEEAANN??? WAIT EMPTY BACK OFF NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER THE HANDPRINT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK THIS NO I'M NOT OKAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING NOOO. CAAAAAAAAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DEAN? DEAN DO SOMETHING?? DEAN WHAT'S HAPPENING??? WAIT WHERE IS EVERYONE? IS IT THE WHOLE WORLD? DEAN? DEAN? SAM IS CALLING YOU? DEAN? ARE YOU CRYING? YOU CAN'T CRY OTHERWISE I'LL CRY NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING BAD.

S15E19: alright, the world is empty. Oh no Dean is coming to meet up with Sam and Jack no no this is bad the jacket. "Where's Cas?" I- DEAN OH MY GOD NOOO. OH NO JODY AND THE GIRLS NOO EVERYBODY'S GONE. Jack calling out for his dad my heart hurts no. Dean this is not the time for a beer. UH SAM NO YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP NUH-UH NOPE NOT TODAY. UM SAM, DEAN? YOU'RE NOT SACRIFICING YOURSELVES WHAT THE HELL NO. GOD I HATE CHUCK SOMEONE DESTROY HIM. SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN CHEST, PLEASE. Side note: how cute is Jack in his jammies? Okay back to angst. Dean stop falling asleep on bottles. Jack? What's up honey? Aww cuteness overload from the jammies. Aww Dean found a dog look how happy he is OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE AWWW AHHHH HE'S SO EXCITED. OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL CHUCK KILL HIM I WANT HIM TO BURN ALIVE OH MY GOD PUNCH HIM. Oh hey Michael long time no see? What's up? Tis a shame about Adam, truly. Oh the book? Hey I love how Jack is just off to the side, eating a nougat bar. Hey are they gonna talk now? Oh wow. Um, Cas? How are you calling? I HAVE A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. OH MY GOD WATCH DEAN RUN. FUCK IT'S LUCIFER. WHAT DOES HE WANT. LEAVE. LEAVE. THE EMPTY LET YOU OUT AND NOT CAS? BITCH. LUCIFER YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE TEAM. Oh who that lady? Betty. Oh hi Betty. I like Betty. She makes me laugh. Lucifer building a house of cards. Jack you okay buddy? Oh hey Michael. Nobody trust Lucifer. Ohhhh how does God end? Um Lucifer? What are you doing? Why does this entire episode feel off? Wait, Chuck pulled him out? Gross. Kill him. LUCIFER LEAVE JACK ALONE. He will NEVER BE WITH YOU LUCIFER. YEAH STAB HIM GOOD MICHAEL. Jack you seem... Off? Michael you seem off. No question mark. Michael why you lying. Oh yay Sam cracked it. Hey you know the lake reminds me of where Jack was born. Oh yeah, doing spell stuff. Very badass. Um. What happened? Oh fuck. Oh fuck. CHUCK. KILL HIM. BREAK HIM. SAM, DEAN, NOOOO. MICHAEL YOU SON OF A BITCH. OH HE DED. RIP. CHUCK YOU STUPID BASTARD. What now Chuck? Gonna go kick puppies? Oh wait, you already DID. DAMN SAM I'M PROUD OF YOU. OH CHUCK DON'T YOU DARE. NO. NO. OW. NO. NO THIS IS HORRIBLE. THIS IS AWFUL. STOP IT. STOP HURTING THEM. NO. NO. HEY DOES ANYBODY FEEL A WEIRD DÉJÀ VU? LIKE, DIDN'T BECKY MENTION IT? "No classic rock, no Cas"? OH MY GOD THIS IS CHUCK'S ENDING. THE ENDING HE WROTE. FUCK. THE META. IT'S DEEP. NO STOP IT. STOP HURTING HIM. OH MY GOD OWWWW. OH PLEASE CHUCK THEY'LL NEVER STAY DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUCK. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO HARD. IT IS NOT ENOUGH. FUCK YOU. YEAH SAM HELP DEAN UP. YEAH YOU WON. LOOK AT JACK ALL CUTE IN HIS WHITE SHIRT. Jack you look nice. Is that a new haircut? HAHA Chuck you can't do anything. YESSS!!!!! FUCK YEAH JACK YESS YOU DO THAT YESS I'M SO PROUD. I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU. OF ALL OF YOU. FUCK YES. Wait the book is blank? Wah- oh my god it's monologue time, bitch. I love this plan. It's awesome. Oh so that's what happened to Jack. They tricked you Chuck. Punched you right in your stupid face. METAPHORICALLY. They're not going to kill you. They're better than that. You fucker. Dean's no killer you fucker. Neither is Sam. Oh. Oh yes. OH YESS. THEY'RE WALKING AWAY. THIS IS BETTER THAN I'VE EVER HOPED. I'M SO SO PROUD OF THEM. DEAN SAYS THAT'S NOT WHO HE IS HE LISTENED TO CAS OH MY GOD. I'M SO PROUD OF THEM ALL. MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT. OH MY GOD. OH YESS LEAVE HIM TO ROT IN THE DIRT. YESSS. YESSS. YESSSSS!!!!! I'M SO SO SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEM ALL HOLY SHIT THEY DID THE GROWTH THING OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT. YEAH CHUCK THEY LEFT YOU, DEAL WITH IT. YES. I'M SO HAPPY. Aww is Jack going to bring everyone back? *Gasp* is he going to bring Cas back? Are we getting a reunion? OH MY GOD THE MUSIC IS SO NICE. JACK LOOKS SO AMAZING. THE PEOPLE ARE BACK!!! LOOK AT JACK SMILING ALL IN PEACE I'M SO PROUD OF HIM. I'M SO, SO PROUD OF HIM. HE GETS IT. HE GETS THE BEAUTY IN HUMANITY AND IN EARTH. IS JACK THE NEW GOD NOW? DEAN AND SAM ARE SO PROUD OF HIM. OH MY GOD IS JACK NOT COMING BACK? WHAT? WHY? Jack I just want you to know I love you so much. You're so smart and understanding and caring. You're better than God. You're Jack. Dean I know it's hard but Jack knows what he's doing. Jack understands faith. He understands family. He understands love. He understands. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME I MEAN I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BUT NOOO MY BABY YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE YES. Sam and Dean, alone at the bunker. I'm so proud of them. They've come such a long way ever since the start. They get to be free now. But they're alone. Not for long. Next episode, everyone is coming back.  OH NO THE TABLE. THE FUCKING TABLE. NO NO NO THEY WROTE JACK AND CASTIEL I CAN'T HANDLE IT SOMEONE HOLD ME. LOOK AT THEM DRIVING MY BABIES A MONTAGE OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING THE TEARS NO THEY LOOK SO HAPPY THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. OH THE FAMILY DINNER. THE COWBOY HATS. THIS ID NOT OKAY. THE DINNER WITH TEAM FREE WILL 2.0 THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING I LOVE EVERYTHING. 

 S15E20 will be posted a few days after the episode!

[kitkatwinchester]

THEY'RE SO FREAKING BAD*SS I SWEAR!!

Okay, I know that whatever-the-f*ck-her-name-is still got the upper hand with the freaking wolfsbane (I hate wolfsbane. I really hate it. Why can it be used in so many forms?? WHY?!), but that was SO F*CKING BAD*SS I CANNOT WITH THIS PACK!!

I mean, even when she DID get the upper hand, and Scott and Malia were struggling against the wolfsbane, Scott looked her dead in the eyes, watched her every move, and still had enough confidence to say "you don't know where he is, either", and I just LOVE THAT.

And LEADING UP TO THAT!

I mean, the amount of utter strength and confidence in:

"Stiles. Take 10 off the table."

I MEAN COME ON!

That boy just took out one of the bodyguards, reached down for the walkie talkie, and talked DIRECTLY TO his best friend that was SITTING IN THE ROOM with the villain with NO fear and NO qualms, and Stiles just freaking reached over and removed the money.

Like.

Obviously our pack is slightly underestimating these hunters, because they don't really know what they're up against, but I guarantee you, the hunters don't know what they're up against either.

And then you add to that Kira and Malia like..

The way they were just watching, and then they both sprung into action, Kira with the f*cking NUNCHUCKS, Malia with her werewolf strength and acrobatics I just...

ALSO!!

WHILE I'M HERE!!

I'm sorry.

I am.

But THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN KIRA AND MALIA I CANNOT!!!

I've been racking my brain, and I don't think I have EVER so IMMEDIATELY shipped someone THIS INTENSELY, but OMG, the CHEMISTRY.

I love Scira. With all of my heart. And I know that ship goes canon at some point and I'm totally happy about that.

And I know Stalia does officially happen at some point, and I know Scalia (don't ask me why Scott and Kira would ever break up, but ANYWAYS) is a thing also, so I know there is absolutely no way I get Malira canonically, and I probably won't even get that many more Malira moments throughout the rest of the show.

But...

HOLY F*CK THOSE TWO ARE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!!

I MEAN!!

THE DANCING!!!

THE WAY MALIA SAYS "ready?" IN KIRA'S EAR!

THE WAY THEY NOD AT EACH OTHER AND SPIN AND TAKE DOWN THEIR RESPECTIVE ENEMIES I MEAN--

PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS SEE THIS!

Like, obviously you do, because there's a ship name for it, but PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO SHIP THIS AS HARD AS I DO!

THIS IMMEDIATE NEED TO SHIP TWO CHARACTERS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE!!

OH MY GOD MALIRA MY BELOVED!!!

I HOPE WE GET MORE SCENES OF THEM TOGETHER BECAUSE AHHHHHHHHHHH!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

*clears throat*

Anyways...

This pack may not have the upper hand right now, but they're freaking amazing, and so freaking bad*ss, and they have each other, so I have faith they'll get out of this.

And once I'm done screaming about Malira, I'm gonna watch them do exactly that.

Also, as a very brief aside, we also have to give credit to the way Stiles described Derek in an effort to get her to give him up. Love this man. XD <3

Anyways MALIRA MY BELOVED!! <3 <3

(Okay let's be honest, I will never stop screaming about Malira, because LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE PERFECT!! <3 <3 <3 <3)

Update: Scott literally said "let's go all the way to Mexico to save someone that may or may not be dead" and his pack said "okay" like it was no big deal and THIS is why the McCall pack is superior to any other pack because NO ONE could EVER have as much loyalty as they do. <3 <3

[dreamxsims4]

Newcrest Gameplay Day 15

50 Shades of Garbage Edition

Lol I skipped some days, missed some days but today, it’s Thanksgiving! And that’s all I need to know at this point. 

So....ap opera.....time......irl I drank entirely too much cognac, champagne and tequila. I also smoked a blunt (2 puffs worth lol) for the first time in five years. What triggered this relapse was....just being around it all the time in my most intimate and personal spaces. So in my head I was like, im gon smoke me a blunt. I barely made it past the first puff, was high all night and was tripping major ball sacks. Don't do drugs, I’m also suffering a two day headache. Anyways! The importance of me saying this is one, just venting, two this is why this gameplay is so shitty. Because I just wasn't in the mood. Plus.....plus...and thanksgiving only lasts for so long y’know. Plussssss I am suffering depression because one of my relationships won't work out no matter how hard I try and its kicking my emotional ass. 😏

Let’s get into this gameplay shall we, thou it is not much to get into. Fair warning. 

*ahem* sorry about the quality. Welcome you guys, this is Cedric’s side of the family. From left to right, Cedric’s Mother, Nita (that’s not her name), his niece Latriece (that’s not her name), his sister Bronhelda (not her name, I forgot all of their names unfortunately....I might be suffering brain damage), his dad Cedric (don’t ask what’s wrong with me, that is not his name), and his brother in law Roderick, (not his f*cking name, sorry).

This is Brielle Miller, Yvette’s little cousin. She is a freshman in college now, technically which is really driving me to buy this $40 dollar game but....guess what...shh, lean in close.....

So I jump on the game after changing everyone’s outfits and wow, just wow. Someone has died, Elvis has left the building however, get this.....no one knows who passed away into the sim heavens. I looked through notifications, contacts and didn’t see anyone who passed on to be a ghost so....I was confused Confucius. The whole entire freaking family was mourning though no one actually passed away. At this point I was aggravated and almost shut the game down. 

.......

So! I took Jamal to the bar so he could cheer up. He was the only one who could go out of him, Yvette and Cedric so he invited Brielle to go with him. Now that I think about it, it might be homophobic that he didn't invite Cade, Brielle’s brother. They are the same age, can't drink, but can still have fun. It’s just that Cade is what one calls a flaming gay, and I didn't bring him along and now I feel bad about that. Jamal is not a homophobic, he just forgot. Anyways, Brielle is flirting with Jamal all night and  I’m like, what the hell...does she not know that he is her cousin. 

So around midnight, in great sim morale and fashion he leaves and drops her off at home. He was on the sunshine pill and a glass of whiskey, but he was still sad at the end of the night. I mean sobbing, like...who died bro? For real.

Back at the Miller-Woods residence, Yvette and her mom Cecilia (these are their names now, by the way), are preparing the meals for Thanksgiving. 

They are also eating the meals for Thanksgiving. Noice. 

Yup....I guess it’s safe to say, they did a great job. Alright, so they went to sleep woke up the next day and it was time to celebrate SimsGiving!

Lmfao, that’s all they cooked. I ended up placing the @indisim​ Thanksgiving set but I didn't take a picture. It wouldn't have done it justice though because game lag was too real. 

Look at Momma Miller’s face....she was like, “Brielle! Brielle Miller I know your mother did not let you come out the house like that with them lashes on. They so long you can use them as wings and fly away if you wanted to!”

That’s what she was saying at that moment. Brielle replies, “She has on the same lashes. You have on lashes, it’s what the kids are wearing these days.”

Touche, m*th*rf*ck*r, touche.

And so yeah, I mean they were pretty not lit, I mean we got a good playlist though with this new hip hop playlist! I was like ohhhh okayyy, seema wema blocklist poppin, exactlyy.

Everyone left with food poising because...if you look closely to the right....they were eating spoiled food. I don't know where they got it from. IF ALL THAT WAS OUT TO EAT WAS THE DAMN FOOD THEY JUST COOKED, STAY TF OUT THE FRIDGE, EAT THE SIM FOOD ON THE DAMN SIM TABLE. Sh*t.

at this point I'm just about as done with this SimsGiving as I am with the new American Impeachment. Who forgot to pay the bills???? Then it took them the rest of the party to get the lights turned back on, omg....so frustrating. So the dinner party got a low rating and I was just like...I am not neglecting my homework for this sh*t.

They just sat in the dark and ate they spoiled food too. I didn't see nobody eat the roast chicken, macaroni and cheese, or the damn salad, or drink the drinks!

Can we say...

Waaaaaste of simoleonssssssss.

Eating spoiled food in the food, mm I mean in the dark🤦🏾‍♀️....and what do y'all have on?!?! I spent like an hour creating bomb af outfits for them to show up in this sh*t. Ugh. 

So then everybody went home, Poppa Miller cleaned up the kitchen thankfully and Myles Miller got left behind so Yvette had to take him home. The end! 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I hope everybody enjoyed their holiday! Got out the house, spent time with loved ones, loved themselves or showed love to others. I’m out of hereeeee boiiiiiiiiiii ✌🏾

[jasmine-blooms]

Favorite Songs - September 2019

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ZKsoe22myj81k3Mr7R82Q?si=NMcwG7KSR3a3JmF4fP_BBA

author’s note: Each month I create a playlist of all the songs that I had on repeat during the month because I’m too lazy to always switch up from tab to tab going, to switch up my music. This month, most of the music represented how it was what I now consider “sad girl fall,” as I’ve been feeling depressed lately. I added commentary to add deeper meaning as to why I’ve had the songs on the playlist on repeat and a way for me to journal, my feelings.

Father Stretch My Hands pt I - Kanye West

I started re-listening to Kanye because it takes a while for me to separate art from the artist and to understand and comprehend a controversy. Though I still am upset with who he choses to support politically, I still listen to his music. “Father Stretch my hands” was a song I used to listen to ironically because of the “If I f*ck this model, and she just bleached her *sshole” line and I found it so funny in middle school. But now I listen to it unironically, as it has a beautiful intro and its always fun to dance to Kanye.

Highlights - Kanye West

If its a Kanye song and it has “lights” somewhere in the title, there is a very good chance for me to fall in love with it. Highlights isn’t his best work, but it is a bop and I will freak out when he says “I need every bad b*tch up in Equinox I want to know right know if you a freak or not” 

Wolves - Kanye West

As dumb as it sounds, TikTok got me hooked on Wolves. I used to not care about this song but lately its been sad girl hours and I’ve had it on repeat. What made me fall in love were Sia’s vocals on this track. But due to meme culture I will forever associate this song with the Spongebob floating meme.

Fade - Kanye West

I know its been a lot of Kanye on this playlist but I can assure Fade is the last song of his on this playlist. The song is not the most artistic of Kanye’s but I will still bop. I always love the Aaliyah reference when the song goes “Imma rock the boat, work the middle till it hurt a little,” and I do a little thottie dance to it.

Mariners Apartment Complex - Lana Del Rey

Norman F*cking Rockwell, has probably been my favorite album so far, of 2019. When this album dropped it all of a sudden became sad girl autumn. Mariner’s apartment complex showcased Lana’s hypnotizing vocals that I always adore.

F*ck it I Love You - Lana Del Rey

I LOVE LANA. On “F*ck it I Love You” Lana brings up her usual vintage American aesthetics, but mixes it with a modern effects. The song gives me 70s vibes from the guitar in the background to the lyrics such as “Moved to California but it’s just a state of mind” giving a sense of hopelessness within achieving the American dream.

Doin Time - Lana Del Rey

I’ve had Lana’s cover of Sublime’s “Doin Time” on repeat for the past month excited for her new album. I thought I was bored until she gave an amazing music video for the song, which made me fall in love with the song all over again.

Cinnamon Girl - Lana Del Rey

Cinnamon Girl is a song that I loved due to the vocals. I had Lana’s “ah ah ah...” part stuck in my head. But because I was feeling my sad girl hours the song will be one of my favorites from my sad girl autumn.

The Next Best American Record - Lana Del Rey

My Personal Favorite from Lana’s new album, what made me put the song on repeat was “Topanga's hot tonight, I'm taking off my bathing suit” which was a strange lyric to make me have it on repeat, but it fill me with nostalgia of things I’ve never experienced. “The Next Best American Record” is just a gorgeous work of art, period.

Florida Kilos - Lana Del Rey

“Florida Kilos” was exactly the type of song that made me fall in love with Lana when I discovered her in middle school (and she made me want to do coke at age 12). The song is literally about coke and having fun, how much better can it get?

SUGAR - BROCKHAMPTON

If I had to chose a favorite song of this list, it would easily be “SUGAR”. I don’t normally listen to BROCKHAMPTON but I do love any song of theirs involving Bearface singing on it. “SUGAR” makes me feel wholesome and (insert pleading face emoji).

Indigo - NIKI, 88rising

Another song involving drug use(don’t do drugs if your reading this), and another TikTok song! Usually TikTok leads me to great songs, but this time I actually knew of the song before it went viral. NIKI is my Indonesian Queen and Indigo is just amazing. As a half Indonesian, I was really happy that “Indigo” went viral, and she is gaining more fame, which is great Indo representation. (p.s. don’t forget to stream “Indigo”)

Kids Turned Out Fine - A$AP Rocky

Just to get this out of the way, A$AP Rocky is my Baby Daddy, Mans is fine af. But back to the song, “Kids Turned Out Fine” was something reassuring, because I’m sixteen and still a kid, and everything is going to be okay, which is exactly what I needed, because I’ve been going through a lot of stress planning for my future. Rocky’s voice is soothing and calming, on this track, giving me comfort in my stressful times.

Praise The Lord (Da Shine) - A$AP Rocky

There’s not much to this song other than, it make me want to just dance like a little thottie.

90210 - Travis Scott ft. Kacy Hill

“OMG, is it A$AP Rocky?!?!?” No, unfortunately but, I do have a preference for Travis’s music over Rocky’s (Sorry Rocky, I still love you though!) but the combination of Kacy Hills vocals, and Travis’s lyrics makes this a beautiful songs on both parts of it. 

I Like U - NIKI

“I Like U” has got me thinking of someone, that I never got to tell I liked them. Yet, the song has summed up my anxiousness about my feelings towards this person. However, The lyric “Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the joke, The punchline that got too old” was a reminder of how I was acting like a clown, for this person. But, in contrast to “Indigo” by NIKI “I Like U” has felt more personal, especially because of my sad girl hours.

goosebumps - Travis Scott

“goosebumps” feature my favorite rapper, Kendrick Lamar. But it is one of those songs that’s just fun and make me feel like a lil thottie.

sex money feelings die - Lykke Li

TikTok, may seem stupid at time, but I’ve found really god music from it. “sex money feelings die, is one of those songs. The line, “baby don’t you cry,” was one of those lines I needed repeated when I was feeling stressed this September.

Novacane - Frank Ocean

Frank Ocean is one of my favorite male singers, and I fall in love with all his songs. This month my Frank Ocean song that I had on repeat was “Novacane”. “Novacane”, had lyrics that gave me “English teach wants you to find the deeper meaning in them.” vibes as not only the song was art the lyrics were too, telling the story of a girl in Cali.

[friendlyneighborhoodborg]

Borg Replays Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies| Case 1, Part 1

In which a video game I abandoned 5+ years ago halfway through is put under the lens of my jaded, tumblr-exposed brain.

In this new series I will attempt to reaffirm my old love of everyone’s favorite lawyer-themed dystopia.  Objections will be made, sanity will be questioned, and parrots will hopefully not be cross-examined.

Let me say first that I AM spoiled for several major details in this game, but I will try to keep that to a minimum.  I have not played the sixth game, Spirit of Justice, so please no spoilers for that.  Of course, there are spoilers below for AA5, so if you want to play it, please do so before clicking the cut.

Links:

[Next Part] [Next Case] 

Context: I played through to about halfway into Case 3, but my device kept typing the dialogue extremely s...l...o...w...l...y... and I decided to wait to get a better update and... forgot about it.

So this will be fun.  Let’s do this:

Case 1: Turnabout Countdown.

Day 1 - Trial.

Hey ho, introduction scene.  This is how you start a case with a BANG.

Okay, without full context, there’s bits of Phoenix’s phone conversation that make much more sense, and others that really, really do not.

Athena’s so cool already omg.

Phoenix Wright just... being awesome.

Ah yes, I forgot that Apollo went COMPLETELY EMO between games.  As if he wasn’t anime enough with his alien-antennae.

And then we actually start.

Ah yes, upholding that age-old tradition of spoiling the first case’s killer.

Lobby No. 5, in case anyone actually cares.

I almost forgot how good the music got this time around.  And it’s really orchestrated, too, god I love it so much.

The character design is AMAZING, thought I should mention.

Has anyone adopted Juniper yet?  If not, can I?

Oh no Junie are you okay?  Someone protect my sick plant-daughter.

Ah yes, upholding that age-old tradition of defending our childhood friends.

F*CK NO APOLLO MAYDAY MAYDAY LAWYER DOWN REPEAT LAWYER DOWN!!

“Even if I called him now...” Look at you, being vague and mysterious, as if we had no idea who you were talking about.

Juniper’s like “sure I guess I’ll let my friend defend me again.”  I’m like “You do realize this is only her second case, right?”

That said, it’s kinda sweet that she’s volunteering to defend Juniper twice in a row.  And that she’s, y’know, letting her.

Courtroom No. 5, in case anyone actually cares.

“ALL RISE” the court got so extra between games, oh my gosh

OHMYGOD THE MUSIC!!  THE EPIC!!

Ah yes, upholding that age-old tradition of pwning a Payne.

The Paynes are multiplying.

And this one’s even more of an asshole than the other one.

You tell ‘em, Widget.

“N-No, Widget!!” Um, Yes, Widget.

Don’t act like you know what a contradiction is, Payne.  You wouldn’t know a contradiction if it ripped that comb-over off your smug little head.

Payne don’t you f*cking dare hurt my daughter.  Stop that, STOP THAT.  I WILL PUNCH YOUR F*CKING THROAT--

“The bomb was in the Judge’s pocket!” These dialogue options, damn.

Backstory, oogie-boogie-boogie... 

Ah yes, upholding that age-old tradition of dramatic entrances/Objections.

Look how happy the Judge is to see him, oh my gosh X’- )

Phoenix Wright is such a great person.

God dammit all of these games aged so well.

“It is I, the younger brother of your arch-rival!”  What is this, a soap opera?

Also, what kind of a name is “Gaspen?”  “Winston Payne” is a clever name, “Gaspen” is grasping.

Speaking of names, this guy’s name is Ted Tonate.  Not suspicious at all.

And his Stephen Hawking voice thing and his goggles.  God, these characters... why did I ever think they were cool?

First cross-exam.  Who needs any other music than this?

The FIRST testimony contradicts with the BIGGEST piece of evidence that the PROSECUTION presented... and Payne somehow didn’t notice?

PAYNE WHAT DID I F*CKING SAY!!

YES ATHENA, THRASH HIM!  TEAR HIM TO BITS!

We are weaponizing empathy, repeat, we are WEAPONIZING EMPATHY.  NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE LOVE.

“Who knew the legal world could inspire a line of merchandise?”  Uh, Gumshoe did.  THE BLUE BADGER DID, THANK YOU!

The Pursuit theme this time around is such a bop i love it.  And seeing either Payne in despair is always a treat.

Apollo went to look for Junie’s stuffed animal.  Apollo Justice is a G O O D  B O Y.

Ah yes, upholding the age-old tradition of getting assaulted in a courtroom because you Know Too Much (TM).

Welp, on that cliffhanger, I’ll take a break between trial parts.

[a---fire---inside]

Game of Thrones episode 3

Ok. Guys. I’m proudly announcing that Arya Stark was my fave character since episode 1 while everyone was into Jon for whom I couldn’t care less and wow. She did it. Wow.

I gotta say there’s some things I didn’t like in this episode tho. 

Long battle scenes where everything happens quickly are confusing to me cause I can’t follow. I still have no idea of what happened to my boy Tormund or Pod or Gendry also cause if the scenes are at night everything is dark and even more confusing, which turns into boring af. I wasn’t even impressed in Jamie helping Brienne and their fight together cause I couldn’t tell one from another lol

Most of it all I HATE zombies. I hate zombie movies cause they’re all the same, I hate the show The Walking Dead more than any other show, and a lot of parts in this episode reminded me of it and all the zombie movies ever. And since GoT is not a zombie movie I expected white walkers to be dead walking ok, but in a kinda different way. Well. Whatever. They’re gone now. THANKS TO ARYA!

But I kinda imagined the battle would have been longer? I know there are only a few more episodes (I’m already depressed uuuughh) but I imagined that such a powerful enemy and threat would have been given more space, possibly under a light where I could see them lol. I get Cersei and the throne and politics but ugh. Weren’t the dead and uniting to fight them more important? Well. Whatever.

Anyway what about Ghost?Hope they didn’t harm good boy Ghost them f*cking zombies. 

The scene where Arya tells Sansa to go to the crypts. Younger sister who really wanted to fight the dead, realizing how dangerous all this is, being worried for her big sister she coulnd’t stand when they were younger, telling that very big sister who’s also the Lady of Winterfell to go to the crypts, was amazing. Giving her the blade was amazing. Telling her to ‘stick em with the pointy end’ was f*cking amazing, she pulled a JonSnow for her big sister I love these 2 so much

I was puzzled when the red woman arrived cause I always hated her and only when she brought Jon back she was actually useful, and I was happy she said she’d be dead by dawn cause f*ck her, her tricks with fire were cool but kinda useless cause the Dothraki ended anyway? (which is sooo sad poor savage horse ppl, and there were the best of them under Dany) and I was really worried when she looked at Arya and Grey Worm like that, and the Unsullied did lose so so SO many of them (all of them? I didn’t get it and I don’t want to rewatch it hahah, I’ll see with next episode) but omg what she did with Arya was AMAZING. Arya was scared, she was losing hope there, she wasn’t giving up because she never does, but she was sorry for Beric and Melisandre told her those words of her prophecy again which was cool even tho she didn’t really get her prophecies right in the past (that b*tch) BUT when she told Arya ‘what do we say to the god of death’ like Syrio Forel I was like AAAAAAAAAH and I still am. And her death was cool. In a ‘bye bitches’ sort of way.

Arya and Clegane and Beric were cool, Clegane triggered by fire and scared only getting his shit together when Arya was in danger was soo cool I was sure he’d die but I was so happy he didn’t. Now I’m hoping he won’t die in the next episodes, he gotta kill the Mountain and keep on living, in Winterfell, where Arya is. (also Arya and Davos in the beginning, how cuuute)

LYANNA MORMONT. Can’t even say anything about her, she was so smol and brave and I was really shocked by her death, it was disturbing in a way but also very heroic and f*ck I’m so sorry she died, I really didn’t want her to. Tbh I’m more sorry about her than Jorah.

Sansa and Tyrion in the crypts. Wow. I loved their scenes. Their dialogues. “You were the best of them”...Sansa has become so badass in her own feminine polite way. And Tyrion is even deeper now. 

I like Missandei a lot but her comment on Sansa’s words was uncalled for, I mean ofc she is loyal to Dany and she loves her so much cause she freed her, but from Sansa’s pov Dany nothing like that and she defends her position as a ruler. Position that Missandei disrespected tbh. Can’t say who she reminded me off but I was pissed at this character I like a lot for the first time.

Also, Sansa’s utter fear of the dead but her determination to fight anyway, along with Tyrion, to defend the people in the crypts from what I called ‘vintage dead’ resurrected from the Night King, was so powerful, her grabbing the dagger Arya gave her and Tyrion kissing her hand. Amazing. Like all Sansa’s lines and Tyrion’s here.

I’m still trying to understand what Jon did during this fight cause Dany was much more useful and she isn’t even a fighter? But girl, she picked a random sword with 2 hands and did what she had to do. Well done. In the meantime Jon screaming at dead dragon like wtf? Also, Dany’s dragon attacked by wights making kinda cutesy mouse-like verses? lol. Same for ravens, I know they sound like this for real but the crows I feed have deeper more powerful caws, I know because one was calling me for food as I was watching the episode lol. Also more bird nerd comments: when Bran warged into those ravens my thought was: poor birds they’re not nocturnal let them sleep, take an owl or smth xD

Jorah’s death was heroic and sad, but I was devastated by Theon’s. Really. I’m still sad. I knew he would die, he did too many bad things in the past, but he redeemed himself so well imo that he deserved a second chance. But this is GoT so I just knew. But his moments with Sansa in the last ep...ugh. He fought so so bravely and he died seconds before Arya arrived, how sad is this? And why not give him some Valyrian steel and even more some dragonglass? YOu know, since he was the one protecting Bran....but the plot had him dead since the beginning so.

And Bran’s last words to him, it’s like he gave him absolution for his sins, even though I so hoped he’d pull some magic knowledge or smth to spare him. But ok. I’m sad. Really. Theon was one of my faves since the start, as ‘problematic’ as he was. He was a tormented person, torn between Stark and Greyjoys, between wanting power or following those who had it, and he clearly wasn’t a leader but couldn’t accept this side of him. I’m so sorry for him. I shipped him with Sansa ok?

(ok I’m not in this for the ships but I also might ship Sansa with pretty much everyone but with Theon it was better ok??)

Anyway. “Everything u did brought u where u are now. Home” thanks Bran I’m crying. Also this is the underlying theme of this arc, he also told Jamie something similar. Amazing.

I loved the music in the ‘dead dragon destroying stuff’ part, it gave everything a sort of wooly vibe, the despair and hopelessness and imminent end that Jon and pretty much everyone else perceived were tangible. And then, AND THEN. coming from out of nowhere ARYA. ARYA with her silent swift pace and her assassin moves where she excels while everyone else attacks face to face or smth. ARYA. She was my favourite character since she was just a tomboy with a thing for fighting, the first one who stood up against a Lannister doing injustice, when Jeoffrey was attacked by Nymeria that she chased away to save her life (still can’t get over Lady’s death btw), her narrative was the most interesting and everything she obtained was with hard work and perseverance and determination, and everything brought her here to kill the night king when she ‘just’ wanted to obtain revenge for her family. Arya killing the night king was an amazing choice by the authors, if Jon had done it, it would have been so predictable, like anime main characters fighting the big boss when someone else could do it better. I loved this.

But I’m sad for Theon. But ARYA!!!