#I can’t walk very well

[styxvii]

Everytime I go to a concert I think about doing performances too but aaa I think I’m too disabled for that 😭

[fumifooms]

Dandan x Asivia

Dubbed dansivia. Confused as to who either of these are? Here’s a Dandan comp and Asivia wise this post is close enough for now

There is a brave visionary on ao3 and they’re so right

Ok first of all let’s address the theory:

Dandan is indeed the only Laios party member not pictured here (besides Chilchuck himself but we saw he didn’t like her which would contradict this anyways). I keep wanting to add "that we know of" or some other caveat but honestly not even no, it’s never implied or mentioned they had yet another party member and that makes sense since we saw the party’s inception right up to its current party composition.

… So… Mystery solved right out of the gate? I dunno, it feels weird to me to claim Dandan hates Laios, but if he kept it under wraps enough or reasoned with himself about it I could see it. Laios and Dandan were coworkers from their gold peeling days, and so when Laios left to try a career in dungeon diving Dandan joined him.

They seem very standard coworkers that get along well enough to me, far from skulls emoji energy, but yeah there is a case to be made on both overt strong dislike and repressed strong dislike ends. But maybe the true beef started after he left the party even, especially if he fancies Asivia and kept up with the party’s drama that went down with her, though the chart does imply it was the work dynamic while he was still in the party because of context. But, believing that Dandan likes her and Asivia considered getting with him like the other men of the party, Asivia would have literally sidelined Dandan to pursue Laios. And Laios doesn’t even realize her attempts at seduction? Ok yeah the hate is plausible nvm. Also we can keep in mind that this is Chilchuck’s chart and he could have more insight on Dandan’s feelings than the average coworker since he’s his friend. It def fleshes him more out with implications. He’s professional he keeps unnecessary shit to himself. It’d be weird to me if the relationship chart was made without Kui thinking it through, or retconning it, it is the canon we get so it’s interesting to ponder. Kui giving us secret romantic drama for free <3

Speaking of what’s not free. Ok maybe Dan does dislike Laios, do business introductions really cost money… I mean I respect the hustle but. So Dandan is heavily implied to be the one to introduce Asivia to the party. The only other mage was Marcille and well we know how that went. "A real cutie". Yeah. I bet. 👀

This is the most interesting dansivia part to me, they did meet previously to the party, both doing what they do best, networking. Dan helped Asivia find a job, how did they meet and how did that go? What if she had an infamous reputation already, how much did they get acquainted… There’s a lot of leeway for fun here

Gorgeous hustling but lazy manipulator that seeks a fortunate husband x slight womanizer hustling & hardworking poor guy that’s been around in business for too long to be played… Both work a lot but like to take it easy when they can. Tavern flirtations and having met while networking and "I can hook you with a job" (staring and smiling too much) and "Oh Dandan, you’re so capable and knowledgable about the Island, could you help me out~"

Manipulator hustler seductress x laidback hustler flirt… Social butterflies, streets smarts in different yet similar ways… Observant x observant………. She’s very harsh and drops people/her damsel act at the first second she can’t get something out of it anymore and I think he’d be so into that. Dandan liking strongminded women. Women who kinda play dirty. Makes him respect them and want to pursue them help…

And like takes on Asivia differ nowadays but I do need her to mean this shit for this, this is what she's unabashedly about. She is just a woman trying to make it in this world but working people’s the name of her game. Whatever reason you give her, she was taking advantage of Laios and trying to get a marriage with any decent profitable guy she could. She knows what she’s doing and she doesn’t look the least bit remorseful. A girl who knows what she wants and chases it, rawr ⬅️ Dandan voice

They both fall for each other but neither can admit it because they know it’s just temporary, she’ll go look for a well-off tallman husband eventually. Messy situationship go. Can they even have a good ending together. It’s all only ever nice in the present moments… She’ll leave he can’t offer her anything but himself and a very humble lifestyle, she’ll leave she can’t settle for that she won’t, he knows that and it’s part of why he liked her in the first place. Oughhhhh

Ohhh to be underdogs, settling for a humble life & being content with that vs unapologetically ambitious and chases that life and comfort she seeks, which in turn makes him admire her…….. But even if she inspires him to chase what he wants, she can’t give it to him…………..

Putting this on blast bc they’re great thoughts

Because I’m me I’m trying to make them reach a happy long term ending together and it’s not working… Which is more fun tbh. I shall ponder this puzzle…

Casanova Dandan is so important to me now. Chilchuck’s in a separation slump & faithfulness oath to the wind but Dandan, good friend dandan? He’s living he’s thriving he’s pulling

I want fics of them meeting & networking. He’s very up to the news in the dungeon goer community… All I’m saying is I can see Dandan bartering for a shot with her in exhange for information or helping her out find jobs, knowing she’s after guys to marry too 🤭 I think they should flirt in a tavern. I think they should make eyes at each other over glasses and exchanging business convos and leaving it all in the implied and unspoken

Dansivia is getting too real to me

The fics are fun go read ‘em

[dykedvonte]

If Ulysses has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Ulysses has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Ulysses has no haters, that means I'm dead. If the world is with Ulysses than I’m against the world.

[pollen]

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[gingergari]

@dooplissss

meet ayumu nakagawa(中川歩夢, nakagawa ayumu), the second year art history teacher at ua and pro hero dreamer!

quirk: dreamwalk

dreamer can enter the dreams of others and interact with both the elements of the dream and the person dreaming themselves. with training in lucid dreaming, dreamer can summon some objects but is limited outside of his own dreams. any injuries inflicted on either party while the quirk is active will reflect on their physical bodies once they wake up.

the quirk active radius can vary, but average strength is around 25-30 meters.

dreamer typically works at night and works in finding missing persons and otherwise locating and/or apprehending hard to find villains. one of his students has expressed interest in joining his agency should he expand operations.

dreamer has a soft voice and appears to be rather tired some days, but tries his best to keep the class engaged anyway. he has been teaching at ua for about 4 years.

(submit a number from 1-30 to see one of my bnha ocs!)

here’s the one other time i drew him! (2021)

[pinkfey]

is this a safe space

[islenskihesturinn]

I’ve started riding Fjara to help my dad with her tripping (read: he likes to ride with a long loose rein and Fjara ends up tipping forward).

The first two times we were still getting used to one another, she’s still trying to gauge why the heck I’m asking her for turns and to do a few steps backwards and walk sideways a little.

Today I decided to take a different path around the farm and Fjara was particularly high in her energy, so when we turned to go back her back curled a little and her tempo went up…

And I’m sitting on her all impressed at the energy but also please don’t do a happy buck, I’m still getting used to how different you are from my regular horse 😅

[undeserved-halo]

crazy but true: the easiest way to make friends is to fucking lie

[wekillitwithfire]

truly something so empowering in just saying ‘fuck it we ball’. what a life changing mentality

[auras3ye]

𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜   𝚊𝚛𝚎   𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍   𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢   𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍    his    back    as    jade    green    eyes    take    in    their    surroundings.    old    dust    [ *&]    cobwebs,    shrouded    in    the    dim    lamplight    of    the    main    hallway,    an    echo    of    a    once    lively    residence.    the    familiar    scent    of    death    fills    the    air,    the    remaining    essence    of    the    humans    who    tragically    died    in    his    very    home.    their    presence    is    faint    to    the    untrained    eye,    but    warren    is    trained    as    they    come.    he    is    nothing    if    not    prepared    before    showing    up    to    the    scheduled    meeting.    a    flick    of    a    finger    across    the    decaying    staircase,    dust    lingering    on    the    tip.    there    was    more    to    this    than    some    dusty    old    house,    it    was    all    too    convenient.

𝚝𝚑𝚎   𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝   𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍   𝚟𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚝   is    an    annoyance    from    the    get    go;    now    it    is    was    just    plain    migraine    inducer.    fore     [ *&]     middle    fingers    come    up    to    either    side    of    the    psychics    temples,     [ *&]     they    massage    them    vigorously;    eyes    fluttering    closed    with    a    slow    breath    of    inhale     [ *&]     exhale.    the    noise    is    like    harsh    static    in    an    already    busy    mind,    some    quite     [ *&]     solace    would    be    nice.    this    would    not    be    the    first    time    incompitance    crossed    warren's    doorstep     [ *&]    it    certainly    would    not    be    the    last.    these    moments    make    him    wonder    why    he    continues    to    contract    himself    out    for    odd    jobs.    they    like    it,    that's    why.    they    are    good    at    it,     [ *&]     they    won't    shy    away    from    it.    if    that    glowing    crucifix    pulsating    on    his    shoulder    is    anything    to    go    by.    warren    has    earned    the    right    to    judge,     [ *&]     they    will    damn    well    do    it.

𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜   𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚕   𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍   𝚝𝚑𝚎   𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍   folder,    clasping    it    carefully,    yet    firmly.    it    is    almost    lackadaisical    how    it    hangs    there    in    the    space    between    the    words    being    spoken    by    the    other.    the    proposition    is    almost    laughable,    yet    the    ignorance    is    a    quick    shot    to    their    ego.    chest    puffing    up    involuntarily    as    a    face    flushes    delicately    with    a    simmering    rage    warm    in    his    chest    cavity.    ❛❛    you    done    yet     [ *?]     ❜❜    but    of    course    warrens    waits    for    his    opportunity    to    rip    the    flimsy    folder    in    two     [ *&]     fling    the    remains    in    the    air    like    confetti.

❛❛    just    because    i    am    from    florida    doesn't    make    this    csi    miami.    ❜❜    warren    doesn't    break    eye    contact    as    he    spits    out    the    sentence,    dripping    with    distain.    this    is    a    fucking    insult    to    his    craft     [ *&]     everything    he    went    through.    this    idiot    damn    thinks    he    is    some    shaggy    rogers     [ *&]     warren    is    his    scobby    doo.    fucking    disgrace    it    is.    ❛❛   don't    insult    my    intelligence    by    breaking    it    down    barney and friends    style.    i    already    know    the    deal    and    have    been    to     the    damn    shack    already.    and    in    case    you're    wondering    detective,    it's    fucking    crawling    with    torment.    i    could    find    your    murderer    blind    folded    at    this    point.   ❜❜ 

@investighost   cont.

[mars-ipan]

steroids have decided the two emotions for tonight are Gamer Rage and Deep Yearning Sadness

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Whumpers, what are your earliest memories?

Mine is from when I was about two or three. I was in a stroller, at my cousin’s Irish dancing recital. After the recital, my aunts were talking down to me in the stroller, and to each other. I was experiencing extreme anxiety because I couldn’t understand what they were saying, when I felt I should have been able to communicate with them like they were communicating with each other. I was also very tired and dazed. I did not cry though… I probably looked normal on the outside.

I also remember when I was about four or five, I went to the beach with my dad and one of his friends. I somehow found my way onto the dock, planted my little rear end on a jet ski, untethered it from the dock, and started floating into the sunset. There was an old lady lounging in a donut inflatable out some way; she said something to me, but I couldn’t understand what she said, despite trying really hard. I’m assuming it was something along the lines of “Oh my god get off that jet ski you’re going to fucking DIE, kid,” but again… couldn’t understand a word of what she said, and got frustrated because she was speaking English (without an accent) and I should know how to understand adults speaking English to me.

At this point, my dad is yelling at me from across the water, and a young lifeguard drags the jet ski back. On land, my dad lectured at me very harshly as he led me back to the car. I didn’t know I had done anything wrong, and was very confused. At some point this guy starts quoting the Bible at me, and the only thing I could pick out were the words (spoken very emphatically), “Your days are numbered.”

“My days are numbered?” cue a vivid mental image of a calendar, with dates listed for every day of the week, “What does that mean?” Later on I figured out this was the Bible’s way of referencing death at God’s hand which just made me even more confused as to what I did, until at age thirteen, I figured out, “Oh a baby who can’t swim floating on a jet ski is terrifying, actually.”

Tagging: @kaleidoscopr @redd956 @hereissomething @astudyinpanda @c0ldbrains @straight-to-the-pain

[hansvlitz]

what’s the name for when you don’t have the mental fortitude to read/watch/engage with anything to do with the very real impending climate apocalypse lest you be in a constant state of paralyzing panic & anxiety but you also don’t want to be completely unaware of what’s going on so you can be a vector for change or whatever. would love to know so I can find the subreddit

[tautozhone]

idk how to start this so this post is ab individual action, trying to motivate positive change in the world, etc etc

a lot of growing up in the US for me makes things feel more scary than they are. like it’s actually not that difficult to go out of your way to get a bottle of water or iced cup of water from some random drive through if you think you should do it. either fast food conglomerate or local actually, it’ll usually be cheaper than 5 dollars to get drinkable water. i try to have 5-10 dollars i can justify spending on water, and asking for change, because sometimes when i’m out driving i need to go grab water.

i do not do this for me as much as i try to do it specifically when i see someone who’s most likely homeless on a street corner. i’m sure one day i might do this and they might not be there when i come back, but what have i lost really? a bit of time and a bit of money that would’ve meant more to them, that i can hold onto until i see them next.

the pressure that a lot of people feel when they think “what can i do” comes from this grand narrative that the average citizen can singlehandedly fix the housing crisis. rich people? maybe. nonprofits? not in a day, not all one person still. what can i do is a question i ask a lot. what can i do, not just because it feels bad to move along like nothings wrong with the world, but what can i do that will do anything. what can i do that makes even the smallest change.

i feel like it took me too long to figure out a personal method to what i consider individual action. it’s taking time to get to my own financial stability to be able to do more. but for now it’s as simple as water and cash. not water and food, but water and cash.

individual action means a lot in small steps, go get a bottle of water bare minimum and the price of a meal if you can and then just give it to them. if it wasn’t such a miserably hot place where i live i would keep a pack of water in my car, which i still want to do for the sake of having immediate access to water to give someone who might need it- hot or cold sometimes won’t matter. but when it’s hot out, get cold water, if it’s cold out, a warm tea will hydrate more than coffee will as long as it’s not super caffeinated.

[reverecurrent]

i’m gonna kms i can’t sleep

[atinystraykid]

Did I already tell you all that I’ve learned from my doctor that a part of my brain may be pathologically enlarged (the amygdala)? I guess this gives me the ultimate opportunity to make “big brain” jokes