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strafethesesinners · 2 years

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Thank you everyone for tagging me in that quiz and I have loved seeing all your OCs’ results but Cooper just isn’t a horror weird girl 😔 . In fact he’d probably be one of he first people the horror weird girl kills when she snaps.

#not that Cooper is a bully not at all #it’d be like #’oh hey what’s up goth girl from math class why are you stabbing me’#Cooper is either the jock who thinks he can take the killer and dies immediately #or the nice jock/himbo who survives for a bit but dies heroically protecting the final girl #he’s like one of those guys the weird girl thinks is an ass based on stereotypes alone but is actually very nice #also don’t @me like ‘ooh you can still do the quiz’ etc etc #I did I’m just trying to be funny #or um something #delete later probably #early morning ramblings

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mxnosferatu · 3 days

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travel season is endlessly charming . many others have already said but i need to throw it out there: a genuinely fantastic show

#it speaks #watcher #i figured id like it but not as much as i did yknow?#its a beautiful show that’s for sure. i like the sprinkling in of korean culture/language—helps so much with the travel aspect #and like every dish they try im like that looks so good i wanna visit korea one day . even with all the seafood !! i’m a seafood hater yet #this show has me like hmmm #i’ve seen ppl say it’s not as exciting or big as theyd expected but is that really a bad thing? i like the laidback/chill vibes a lot #especially for a travel/food show. just if you want more comedic focused shows watch shane/ryan stuff. that’s not a knock at either #i think there’s a time and place for a bit heavy show and travel season isn’t it. someone said that ryan/shane sometimes have the vibe of #trying to be constantly on yknow? which is apt. not even that they’re bombing or even fumbling for that matter but that they’re very aware #they are being filmed and need to be funny. it’s not an always and it’s not something that ruins any of their shows for me but it’s present #and idk. the nature of travel season kind of dissuades that. idk where i was going with that #anyway. travel seasons good. i’d implore you to give it a shot. i think each episode just gets better so far

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watchoutforchildren · 12 days

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So spoilers for Black Butler: Book of the Atlantic, but I feel like we don’t talk about Lizzie genuinely trying to murder a whole ass person enough.

Like, yeah, she’s a girl boss, love her, her whole scene with the swords was one of the best character redeems I’ve ever seen. But immediately after that she tries to stab Grelle in the NECK and NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT IT-

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #book of the atlantic #Lizzie #elizabeth midford #black butler grell #grelle sutcliff #is it grell or Grelle?#later manga chapters use Grelle so I’m using that #lizzie is no less of a Girlboss for trying to off Grelle #honestly it just ups the Girlboss factor #yes Grelle is my favorite character but Lizzie stabbing her in the neck wouod be justified #also Sebastian being the only thing stopping Lizzie will never not be funny to me #could you imagine the chaos if Lizzie had gotten that stab in?#the rest of the movie would be trying to keep Grelle from murdering Lizzie #or at least the next ten minutes of the movie #why does no one talk about this #yes I know it wouldn’t have worked but Lizzie did not know that #Sebastian KNEW all hell would break loose if that stab hit

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albino-parakeet · 2 months

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I hope that despite Ben’s new towering height, he’s still as agile and scrappy as he was on the island(s).

He’s not fast enough to ever beat Yaz in a race, but he’d definitely use the environment to his advantage to cut whatever/whoever he’s chasing off.

Like Oh you know that tall guy who was with the other dude chasing you? Well he’s in front of you now.

#camp cretaceous #chaos theory #jwcc ben #i’m just rambling #did I think about this after chasing my dog around the house. Jumping over like 15 different obstacles trying to cut him off?#I guess this is considered a headcanon?#jwct #I feel like it would be funny and also mildly terrifying.

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fellhellion · 11 months

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Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

#I don’t want to be that guy but I feel a little bit like spot gets sanded down a tad into just the fact he’s funny #and he IS funny I get it. but what makes him scary is the power to lash out with his entitlement and resentment towards miles #it’s you did this TO ME (miles didn’t #he was busy getting pummeled by kingpin and then venom shocking him back and the building was being EVACUATED it’s literally no one’s fault #but spot’s that he was there AND miles didn’t even know he was there when the collider exploded)#so I’m owed the role that you made me into <- miles literally didn’t do this #I’m OWED being your nemesis because I created you <- when all of itsv is about its miles own choices that make him heroic and not the bite #spot can’t even take ownership of his own actions. he’s like oh IM not robbing you that’s the bank. well buddy I don’t see you robbing the #bank I see you harassing some guy owning a corner store #like I get it. ur a cosmic horror and it sucks capitalism is pushing u down and u can’t get a job but like OWN UP TO WHAT THE HELL YOU DO #LMAO #and even miles trying to genuinely reach out and say look I’m sorry I made u feel bad (even though this isn’t an owed apology) and spot #STILL is hellbent on breaking miles back for an imagined slight #I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR LITERAL FATHER BECAUSE I BLAME YOU FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO #like god lmao. he’s a fun silly villain but there’s legitimate anger and spite and RESENTMENT motivating him purely to try hurt miles back a #as* badly as he imagines miles hurt him. when it’s like dude. own tf up to who’s responsible here #I’m not angry at the spot btw I actually think he’s a fun villain but I think recognising that resentment is what makes him effective as a #*frightening* villain and one that poses legitimate danger #tunes talks spiderverse #apologies xinakwans ik u said you didn’t want to read any spot posts hopefully this snags on ur filtered content block shdjfjfk

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hella1975 · 10 months

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ive attended six total therapy sessions in my life and it was with a free university counsellor and i told her one thing that ill admit was pretty concerning but aside that spent the entire time waffling about shit that isnt actually super important i was 100% just talking for the sake of talking with 0 intention of receiving help and then when she asked me to come back i never rebooked and now i think daily about the fact she has information about me written down and i sometimes convince myself she’s going to use it maliciously and it is something i actively regret because of aforementioned conviction. so all in all i’d say i handled the whole thing with the mental fortitude of someone in need of significantly more therapy

#and yet bc of that very reason i will not be trying it again ever you cannot MAKE me #my mum every now and then is like ‘you liked that one counsellor right? did you hear anything from her in the end?’#and I’m reminded i LIED TO MY MUM and said I’d asked for more sessions and was just in a queue bc the uni has high demand 😭😭#yk for someone w not a lot wrong with them & not nearly enough trauma to justify this behaviour i sure as fuck have to freak it sometimes #it was kinda funny tho bc the thing i told her that WAS real and concerning she just. did nothing about. like she kinda went 🤨elaborate🤨#and i went ‘…. nah’ and that was it she spent like 5 mins giving me shit advice and then i by accident missed our next session #and she was like OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE AVOIDING ME BC YOU TOLD ME A HUGE THING AND THEN DIDNT SHOW #istg that woman was so socially anxious i acc really loved her. shame i can’t be NORMAL ABOUT THINGS #hella goes to uni

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httpiastri · 8 months

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Oscar is so bad LOL What even is he doing?

go off, anon 😚 you seem to know a lot

idk if i would say p9 in the championship, two podiums and being one of the four people to win a race this year is “so bad”, but you do you i guess

#first of all…. sending stuff like this to an oscar blog is so funny 🤣🤣#you think i’m gonna agree???#it’s pretty interesting imo how like #all of a sudden #p10 as a rookie and p5 in the quali is ‘bad’#(quali = shootout sorry)#when he’s a rookie who’s never done cota before #constantly outperforming not only the other rookies but also very experienced drivers #kinda same for lando how everyone was like ‘poor guy had a bad weekend!’ in Qatar #like… if y’all said a few months ago that two P3s would be BAD then i would’ve lost my shit #mclaren fans became spoiled in such a short amount of time lmao #don’t get me wrong im not against it lol im just trying to stay appreciative of every thing that goes right #anyway #oscar is not bad #sorry anon #you’re watching a future wdc #you should be thankful 😇#told myself to not write too much because this is just a silly hater but then i did 😶#asks!#anon!

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permanentreverie · 3 months

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#ok so mini rant session #i am doing a bit better today - little less distraught over getting fired from a job i thought i was doing pretty good at and i was trying #really hard and genuinely enjoying #and just more baffled because truly i had no warning and i was completely blindsided #i was in the middle of a 3 month trial and i would have a review at the end in which i would be offered a permanent position if it went well #and i thought i was making my way towards that! granted i was still making mistakes but genuinely not of such a great scale i thought it #called for my immediate dismissal #that being said i was still VERY MUCH IN TRAINING. i had only been there A MONTH AND A HALF learning COMPLETELY NEW SYSTEMS #and i was told that i had been there a few weeks already and that i wasn’t catching on quick enough. that there were some areas i was #understanding and others i just simply wasn’t #and i asked what areas specifically so that i could learn more and try harder #and they didn’t give me a specific answer.#ok and so. so. i have this insecurity.#that at first impression people will like me. that they may think i’m pretty or kind or funny or whatever #but then they spend time with me or get to know me and realize that that’s all bullshit.#that i’m actually not pretty and im mean and loud and selfish and lazy and rude and etc etc etc #MASSIVE fucking insecurity in that like that’s why i genuinely don’t have friends or a significant other #and that genuinely i’m just a Bad Person #and when i was fired? i was told ‘a persons true colours show after a few weeks’#so that’s MAJORLY fucking me up.#when i was hired i was boasted to about my boss’s hiring process and how she’s ’only been fooled twice’#and the morning before i was fired in a meeting my supervisor told everyone that i was doing quite well.#so yeah i truly had no fucking warning. at fucking all.#hurt and confused and angry and baffled and did i mention hurt #anyways if you’re still here i’m sorry i know this is not a good look for me

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runningatypufullspeed · 3 months

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WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO SEE MY FUGLY UGLY ASS ALLEGORY OF THE CAVE X FAHRENHEIT 451 CROSSOVER DRAWING THAT I WAS FORCED TO DO FOR SCHOOL….. ITS SO UGLY AND MONTAG IS

WHITE.

AND THE HOUNDS ARE DISGUSTING THE COLORING IS SO SHITTY AND MILDRED …. Well ok she looks alright kindof but the COLORING ….. SKETCH WAS BETTER but do you guys. Do you still want to see it…….,,,,,,

ALSO NO OFFENSE TO WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE I LOVE YOU GUYS 🫶😁👍 within reason

#like ok maybe it isn’t. THAT bad #NO NO I TAKE THAT BACK I JUST LOOKED AT IT RIGHT NOW AND THE COMPOSITION IS ALL FUCKING VOER THE PLACE #IT. IT IS. THAT BAD #IF YOU GUYS SAY YESS YOULL SEE #ok but nasty bad art aside I know some of you will be asking why white Montag is such a bad thing and #there isn’t anything wrong with it!!! it’s just that for me personally #after I did a bit more thinking I was. physically incapable of perceiving Montag as anything other than POC/nonwhite #so when I look back at my old f451 art and stare into the eyes of a pale skittish twink it just #it doesn’t click. like that isn’t MY Montag if ykwim #now trembling BROWN skittish twink. that’s a different story #AGAIN I DONT have any issues with ppl making their own versions white I just think that . for me specifically. he looked a bit funny #a little off. a bit too crackerish for my liking #where is bros melanin 😭#I’m complaining right now but if I wanted to I could just… go in and try and make the skin tone darker #I might do that depending on how tired I feel after doomscrolling #also if it matters even though I have read the book over at least 8 times now not once have I touched either of the movies.#and it will STAY THAT WAY. until I completely log my notes for the book #then I can move on to the movies 🥰#but I will admit 2018 did sort of lead me to having a change of heart w my design. just a little. just a teensy bit. kinda. sort of?#actually not really now that I think about it #I have my own reasons.#TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE MY EYES THEY BURN AAAYHHHHH MY EYES OW OW OW OWIEEEE #my Beatty design was so white that my eyes developed stage 4 cataracts #I needed a palate cleanser that WASNT Millie… oh god my Millie design…#she was white there too. terrible #it’s okay… 💔 I’ve since learned and moved on #ARGH GUYS I DONT HATE WHITE PEOPLE I JUST THINK THAT MORE SKIN COLOR VARIATIONS WOULD E NICE

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kitttenteeth · 2 years

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just had a v upsetting realization that sexual encounters should b a “yes !!!!!!” nd not “um i can if u want” or “okay i guess”

#my eye is twitching #did u guys know i don’t even rlly like sex How funny is that #quite literally how i amassed like 8 / 9k followers nd when i self-reflect #i made this blog bc i got out of a not good relationship tht made me 64636x more scared of sex then i already was #nd in an effort of trying to learn nd b more positive ab sex i just ended up platforminf my hypersexualization . for thousdands of ppl GEEZ #i made a wrong turn somewhere But then i learned that hey idk it seems like ppl still kinda like me Even when i’m not playing Online Gf #rip my digital footprint But idk #i am sharing so much 2day U can tell i’m havin a rlly anxious bad day when i start oversharing like this

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deityofhearts · 3 months

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earlier today my roommates little sister told me and i quote “you’re like a little girl playing dress up” and we had to ponder for a minute whether this was a compliment or an insult

#deity dialogue #the context was we were all in the kitchen calling each other weirdos and the child said I’m weird cause I dress so fancy all the time #and then said that and my roommate and I looked at each other and were like hm. compliment or insult?#the child said it was a compliment #regardless it was really funny #listen life sucks major ass I’m unhappy I’m broke and depressed and I’m pain #I may as well at least try and dress whimsical and cute you know?#also she isn’t wrong either because a few months ago I did go to dinner in my Vampire Outfit (y’all know the one)#for no reason other than that I could #I like to dress up just to run errands it’s fun

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25ticupsinacupboard · 5 months

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO???? GOOD MORNING???? HOW ARE YOU??????

#qsmp #vodblogging #ignore the fact they did say hello #I just thought this message was funny #especially since I have no context cause I’m only currently trying to catch up on qcellbits lore lol #tw caps

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moonlite-sunshine · 6 months

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So I’m rewatching and catching up on Doctor Who for the first time in like 6ish years so I can watch the new specials and like my favorite will always be Tennant, he was My Doctor blah blah but you know what, this rewatch reminded me how much I love 12, mainly his season with Bill.

Capaldi is such a great Doctor. He’s not always nice but he’s always kind and he loves so hard. He’s so funny and I love how he loves playing guitar and he has sonic sunglasses bc he’s just trying to have a good time, he may not be a kooky bow tie guy anymore but he’s still silly. Him and Bill are like best buds and I wish we’d had another season with them and even Nardole bc their relationship was just fun, there was no pre-destined or weird importance placed on her, she was just a normal person who loved learning and was kind and had good vibes. The best of humanity, the kind of person the Doctor takes along bc they remind him that people are important. Bill brought out the best in him and also GAY🦭 anyways his last words are so beautiful and I miss him

#also rip Clara I don’t have anything against her and but I truly think they brought out the ‘worst’ in each other #not like actually the worst but like it wasn’t great #that said I did cry at the last episode when we find out HE forgot her :( him and his guitar playing the song just gets me #and at the end of his run when he remembers who she is 🥺#see actually the second 12&clara season wasn’t too bad but the first one was just 🫠#like it just seemed so toxic?? and for what??#I did like the season finale with the cybermen and Danny protecting Clara but like their actual relationship was also toxic?? so much lying #that 2nd season is better w their relationship but that hybrid shit? didn’t make any sense?? it was just made to seem important #but it literally wasn’t at all 😭#I do wish 12 had gotten a few more episodes with river so it wouldn’t have been such a sudden return?#meh idk #anyway capaldi you’re literally a rockstar doctor <3 #this is my first time seeing 13’s run too #I had to skip arachnids cause phobia but I just started the demons episode #I’m still trying to decide how I feel ab her but I love Ryan he’s so funny #I feel like she’s missing that rage that’s literally just below the surface of all the doctors #but I’ll keep watching to see if we get that later

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jorvikzelda · 9 months

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had a dream I called the Danish emergency services (I was in Denmark) and they hung up on me :(

#was trying to tell them about leads i found in a murder #i also dreamed I had my hair cut and the hairdresser cut it way too long #(different dream)#also I kept biking to some church that doesn’t exist irl. not sure what i was doing there. going to concerts i think?#i am not religious never have been #was wearing my winter coat and a wool hat and embarrassed i was wearing that much so early in the year #even though it was cold as balls in the dream #also my bike had two really big lamps #but only one of them worked. or. so i assumed. didn’t actually try #OH and then i dreamed manda was recommended a random funny facebook post about one of my family members with like 900 likes #and sent it to me because it was funny also not realising it was my family member #creeped dream me out to hell and back #anyway big night for dreams idk why i’m using tumblr as my dream journal felt important #don’t usually dream this much/vividly/remember all of them at all #i did wake up in mis murder mystery dream though so maybe that’s why #oh yeah the murder mystery dream was like fucking. point and click video game format. i was walking around the apartment where the murder #happened just poking around shit until i found 3 leads which was my. goal? and then i called the police #and actually at first i accidentally called the swedish police. i forgot to put the danish country code in front of the number. so i hung up #on them and called the danish police instead #i’m not sure that’s how it actually works #like idk if you need the country code or if your phone will recognise what country you’re in i feel like it’s the latter #also the cell coverage was really bad so i heard like half of. what the emergency responder was saying #z talks #not horse game #sso spoilers #WILD FUCKING NIGHT IM GONNA GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW

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podcast-hoard · 6 months

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i’m not giving up on 100% catching up on naddpod eventually but i have definitely slowed way way down. that being said just listened to the trinyvale triplets absolutely dunk on sonic then murder dr robotnik and it was so delightful

#now i only have two full years of content to consume lmao #including patreon stuff #listen i’m just super determined to listen to it all in order for absolutely no reason #i did kinda stop watching some of the live-streams and stuff on patreon since my main way of listening is on my phone while working #or driving #anyways #hi naddpod bestieß ily #ya know my phone decided that the s at the end needed to be a ß and who am i to tell it no #i should get rid of my german keyboard i have not been using it or trying to learn german but it makes for funny autocorrect stuff sometimes #woah they really don’t limit tags huh. if you’re still reading this. hi #naddpod

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dogwittaablog · 6 months

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thoughts on Nolpats and pride tape?

My dude was getting EATEN up alive. It’s also the fact people were making up illogical reasonings to why he didn’t use it. I stg if that whole “he didn’t use the tape cause the colours would’ve triggered his migraines” wasnt said it wouldn’t have brought more attention to the situation.

Had to include this gem because I genuinely laughed when I first saw it

#let’s be real that dude did not gaf lol #I also think he was more caught up n focused on actually playing #I think making it an argument that he’s homophobic just for that is a stretch #cause u could also bring up the fact their is other known homophobic n problematic players that put the tape lol #only ppl trying to cancel him was nolpat hockey tumblr n twitter folks #and I’m talking that very NICHE demographic #tho it was funny how ppl memed him about it #nolan Patrick #ask #dec '23 subs

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