#I do wonder though

[daily-terus]

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Me: *trying to sleep at 3am*

My brain: I wonder if anyone tried to cover up a murder by getting into a car crash with the body so it looks like the injuries were from the crash

Me:

[plasticsandwich]

You have no idea how much I wish your reblog didn’t get flagged so I could see it on mobile right now

I LITERALLY JUST POSTED THE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES IMAGE AS A JOKE AND IT CAME TRUE

[fluxxdog]

Dreamt I went to a faraway land. When I got there, someone was handing out little sugar candies. They offered me one. Turned out it was a drug they use. Some sort of sacrament (if I'm using the right word). I fucking tripped balls. Like I was just absolutely blissed outta my mind. And when it wore off, it was like my mind walked through a door, politely closed it, and said, "Huh. Neat."

[self-spaghettification]

Did the void dragons create the star elves since primal magic came from the stars and ancient dranconic is used to channel primal magic?

Ooh, interesting theory! I think that’d make sense, since we know all elves came from the first elves (startouch elves) but we don’t know where the first elves came from, so hmm…

also though, humans are so similar to elves that it kinda makes me wonder if just, some humans happened to be blessed with magic and the rest weren’t

it puts first humans into a new context too…

so basically, the first humans were blessed by the stars / star dragons to become the first elves? hmm…

it’d make sense cuz primal dragons have to come from somewhere, correct?

i got a bit off track, but anyway..

that would make some sense! i like that!

[randomgurustuffs]

what would you do if your lady friend asked for some help applying sunscreen to her legs while you two were fishing? :3

If she was fine with it, I'd be fine with it and would comply. I'd do my best to provide an even coat in a reasonable amount of time. After all, I wouldn't want my gal getting sunburned and we gotta get to fishin'. Wonder what SPF she'd go for?

[idkimnotreal]

me: searches for people born in the roman empire on familysearch.org

also me: shocked when i see actual thousand year old lineages

[kitnightowl]

I feel like Wally has done the classic ‘artist drinking paint water’ by accident while he is in the zone painting.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

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[wormtime123]

surprise i've had another insane person AU bouncing around in my head, it’s based on martyn's lore and the gist is gem gets brought into the games as a listener agent to investigate what's up (with the limlife swap being the test run <3)

all that said:

[egophiliac]

Serious question.

Do you think we’ll see the parents/family of each of the guys???

Like, We’ve been TEASED with Ace’s brother, that I’m starting to think it’s just a reference to that Alice in Wonderland park character in Japan and nothing else….

Jack’s family, Ruggie’s grandma, Falena, Maleficia, Ms.Rosehearts, Just now Vil’s dad is in the picture which I am really happy but now I’m wondering about his mom, and so Deuce’s mom.

I mean, some HAVE a silhouette!! It could mean they do have a design in the making/ready to show. They could’ve shown us Falena in the Tamashina (hope I said that correctly) event, but didn’t (prolly to make Leona not so σ(▼□▼メ) and it’s understandable)

Anyhow, any idea/headcannon about this? Who do you want to see first?

I'm wondering if everyone might eventually get a travel event? like they've now introduced with Vil's that it doesn't have to be specifically hometowns, so that opens things up a lot! (especially if they have to figure out how to do three separate Coral Sea visits) (how would that even work otherwise)

but yeah, I hope everyone gets a chance! there's a lot of backstory characters I would LOVE to meet. :D :D :D though I do think some of them don't really suit the more light-hearted tone of the events (pretty sure you're right about that being why Falena wasn't in Tamashina-Mina, that would've just been. too much for Leona.) so like...we're probably not ever going to meet the Rosehearts. or Maleficia (although I maintain that this would be THE funniest possible way to introduce her outside of the main story, and actually I would love this a lot, can we please Twst) (I need to see her to put Malleus in a froofy little outfit and tell him what a handsome boy he is). but they've sprung surprises like Kifaji on us, and honestly anyone who shows up and tells embarrassing stories about characters' childhoods is good in my book!

characters off the top of my head who I most want to meet: literally any of the Zigvolts, Azul's mom, Ace's brother, Che'nya's grandfather (<- I think he would be a good one for Riddle) (please just any non-terrible adult in his life), any member of Rook's family because I need to see how they managed to produce him, and...really just whoever they can come up with for Silver.

[ruporas]

🎆 (id in alt)

[daftmooncretin]

imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

[eyes1nthewoods]

[samipekoe]

played lethal company w the touhou models mod. it truly enhanced the experience

[nukacourier]

ulysses would honestly be the perfect candidate for anything enemies to lovers regarding the Courier if people weren't so focused on pretending the random one off Legion members are better written than they actually are