#I don't know shit

[melan0phis]

I can't imagine their first kiss going any smoother than this

[mermmarie]

Just a fun game of

Bas-kei-ball

[outta-trouble]

i will write lung cancer angst if its le last thing i do.

[thegroundhogdidit]

question going out to the mechanisms fans out there: does. does jonny fuck the ship? or is that someone else? or have i been bamboozled by fan content?

[meerealsssss]

woohoo! long weekend! jokes over i'll see y'all on monday

[mylifeisafadingtragedy]

Y'all ever feel confident in your studying and then look at your model question paper and go "oooh I'm so cooked"

[chaos-bringer-13]

Teacher: Chaos, come on, you're so good, you always watch the lessons, tell us what you think!

Me, who hates the subject and the teacher, forgot to watch the lessons again, slept for less than four hours and is trying to find a way to drink the energy drink without the teacher noticing: :)

[magic-coffee]

Girl wish me luck i have to fill 11 exam forms and then give 11 exams by December fuckkkkkk

[fungusfearingcheese]

Any "X feature for Y purpose" is ASSUMPTIONS ONLY unless actively grafted KNOWINGLY.

Human-centric conceptualizing of the nature of life leads to more goal oriented "X for Y" thinking.

Things just be happening, regardless if you want to. For what purpose? Ain't my business, just making it through.

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[tex-now]

Do people care if u get inspired by other polls.... Anyway the red/blue poll I see going around is nice but I found that I associate my friends with all sorts of colors so. here

[autumnstar06]

SET IT OFF IS A ROCK BAND???

[i-am-a-megalodon]

The three stages of me playing my current D&D character

[teaboot]

I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like

[humming-fly]

They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count

Bonus:

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.