#I guess that tag counts lmao

[ananinidraws]

Shelly de Killer is a character in Ace Attorney. And the DeKillers are an assassin family. So there's a chance a Jeff de Killer exists in the Ace Attorney universe, and in this essay i will

[cuppajj]

"Once a lowly jelly worm with aspirations beyond anyone's belief, with a bit of magic (and perhaps convincing) it turned into something even stronger... finally, after rigorous training and a bit of dough, it has now achieved its dream and become a - dragon? That's a dragon, right? Whatever he is now, Jelly Dragon(?) Cookie is sure happy to finally have a chance to stick it to the cookies who once laughed at him!" - im being weird on my first crk post kasjhf look i love jelly wormy and i think he deserves to be a dragon... what if he went on a quest and cried so hard at one of the actual dragons that they made him one (air quotes). it was perhaps out of pity but more likely morbid curiosity to see what would happen if a jelly worm of all things got a little taste of power. like giving admin commands to a child on roblox

[storfulsten]

Whitty And Bf Personality Swap? Lovely Art By The Way, Truly Inspiring. ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

hm I guess k, not feeling the most creative but here lol

idk lol

mostly based on this bc idk thought the vibes looked fitting in theory lmao:

[honeyhotteok]

thank you @razypie for suggesting i post my nonsense <3

summary: you and gun beef over the last pack of your favorite cigs.

--

"I'll have a pack of Marlboro Purple Burst," you and the stranger next to you say in unison.

Your head snaps to see who just said that. Some guy all decked out in a suit and wearing sunglasses indoors at 11pm like a freak, apparently.

The convenience store cashier pulls down the last pack of Marlboro Purple Burst from the display shelf. "Um, we only have 1 pack of that left, would either one of you perhaps like an Ice Blast instea-"

"No." The two of you reply in unison.

You side-eye the fuck out of him again as you readjust the gym duffel bag strap sitting on your shoulder.

"Well. To be honest, I don't get paid enough for this so I guess the two of you can just sort it out amongst yourselves," the cashier sets the pack of cigarettes down on the counter with a tight-lipped smile before going back to their phone.

You turn to the nuisance standing next to you and give your opening argument first. "Dude, you're like, 30. Just let me have my cigs, I need it after finishing my training session."

"First of all, I'm 19, not that I see why that's relevant here."

This grown ass looking man is 19?!

"Secondly, I will not be engaging in whatever petty argument this is." He reaches into his wallet to pay and swiftly takes the pack in his hand.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa." You can't help but laugh at his audacity, and step in his path. "Listen, buddy. I've had a long ass day, and to be honest with you, not a big fan of your attitude so far. So why don't you do me a favor and hand those over, yeah?"

He sighs and takes off his glasses, revealing his pitch black eyes and a large scar stretched between them. "Move." he glares.

So what this guy has some freaky eyes? You've seen weirder shit. You glare back at him with your feet firmly planted.

When he reaches for your wrist to pull you out of the way, you front kick him into the shelf of cookies. You rip open a packaged swiss cake roll and smush it into his eyes.

"Sorry!" you call out to the cashier.

You snatch the cigarettes out of his hand. He wipes the cake off his face and swiftly grabs your forearm in an attempt to throw you into the air. But you move even more quickly, elbow striking him in the face followed by side kicking him in the chest, sending him flying back into the shelf of snacks.

You turn and run out the store, the cigarettes still safely clutched in your hand.

Gun stays seated on the floor for a moment, surrounded by fallen shrimp crackers, trying to process what the hell just happened. He finally sighs and dusts himself off before walking back to the cashier.

"I guess I'll have a pack of Ice Blast."

[solsketchbook]

A late Happy Halloween from my Yuu and Grim~!

I should post my funky kid more.

[morastfrck]

Would die for maybe a lil bit of rowecest :] idk if it would count as rowecest if they are cuddling tho

here you go!

[jichanxo]

ok, i’ll bite: how pathetic is kitakata in sensei au fic in a scale from 1 to 10, and will he have some kind of kuwanafication-level fuckup (or at least a chance to fuck up that much)?

omg hi… thank you for asking… (twirls hair around my finger)

this got long (of course it did) so it's under the cut for those who would prefer to scroll past.

okay pathetic level… uhhh ummmm hm… how to quantify… I want to say either a 7 or an 8? he does embarrass himself quite a bit. he has no idea how to act around yagami FOR SURE. so while some of that is just him being annoying, a good chunk of that is. flirting. and he’s SO confident about it even though he keeps failing over and over again… buddy you gotta take a hint… and eventually something comes of it! but yeah he’s super embarrassing about it. and he’s down so bad for yagami. and his bedroom talk… yeah he’s lame. he’s very lame I think. trust me. (using my best judgment here)

kuwanafication-level fuckup… so far? no. current plan for this fic is essentially a mishmash of lj school story and kuwagami-romance-drama bullshit, so just by having that as the basis, there isn’t really that much opportunity for something that life-changing to happen, really. I have most of the kuwagami-romance-drama bullshit side of the story sorted, but I still need to figure out more of the school story side of this fic (I gotta go over em and take some detailed notes to make sure I write it correctly…), so there’s still a chance that something else will pop up as I write it, especially depending on how things with Itokura shake out, but so far there aren’t any plans for anything like that.

it’s definitely kind of this idealised universe where everything Just Goes Well, yknow… a contrast from canon… but this kind of mundane kuwana is nice too… he’s done his best to try and learn from his near-fuck-up. he’s not perfect but he tries.

in regards to Kusumoto Mitsuru, since it’s important and I don’t remember clarifying this in any post/tags – the deal here is that kitakata still fucked up but he managed to fix everything at the last second before mitsuru died. so kitakata’s kind of had the lesson but without the, yknow. the transformation. I wrote about it as a kind of prequel here if you haven't already seen (obligatory reminder to heed tags etc since it's heavy stuff). I assume that’s kind of sort of relevant to what you’re asking? it’s not that this kitakata never had it happen to him, he messed up and he was forced to stare that in the face, but he managed to avoid the worst outcome, took responsibility, tried to change and continued on with a renewed perspective on his job.

but let’s go back to kitakata actually fucking up during senseific, because I definitely have that! rn the most obvious example is yagami and kitakata getting into a fight and sawa having to intervene and tell them both off for it. it sounds silly when I put it like that, but in context it’s a big moment and a big deal for them both. it’s not just kitakata’s fuck up and it’s there’s more to it obviously (kitakata wouldn’t get all worked up without reason, right?) but yeah, having your kouhai/ex-student have to intervene because you’re trying to punch a grown man in the face? it’s a fuck up. lmao

[mysticdragon828]

yakuza fanbase... i bring an offering from the side of persona... enjoy

based of course off the iconic persona 4 meme,

adachi true!

idk the origins of the original persona 4 version, but the Y:LAD version is made by me and is totally free to use, no need to credit me or anything because this has probably already been done by other people before anyways lmao but heres the one i made anyways. cuz why not right

[bitwynn]

love how the relationship between Wanderer and y/n in Playlist is just--

y/n: watch me lose my mind wanderer, sarcastic: did you find it? y/n, literal: buddy, I am losing more body parts.

inspired by this lovely conversation when i was grinding for my finals

[domoz]

Ooooo okay I am AWFUL at drabbles so this is more of a prompt in general with a side of hope that it's compatible with drabbles but: Hikaku, for whatever reason, watching Tobirama fight prior to peace, without any significant reason he should interfere (so like, Tobirama isn't trying to kill Izuna or an Uchiha client, probably)(maybe if the client is REALLY awful)

Yeah... this one pretty much got me thinking right away so thanks.

Cw: Violence + Body Horror (canon typical)

It's honestly easy to forget, sometimes, that Tobirama Senju does not have a sharingan.

There's the red eyes, for one, and the incredible speed and reaction time that it's rare to see in one without his clan's doujutsu. But more than that…

Hikaku tracks Tobirama as he twists pasts a barrage of spikes, as he uses the momentum of the move to duck under a blade of bone another shinobi has extended from their wrist and brings up and kunai to cut their throat cleanly instead of being stabbed. Watches as without even a pause, he turns to block another blade as it sweeps in from the side.

He does not know what Tobirama might have done to provoke Kaguya clan into attacking him in the middle of a village market, but Hikaku is certain that intel will be valuable. That's why, despite the fact that he may well be attacked by both parties if he's seen -- the Kaguya traditionally being aggressive towards the Uchiha, which is what makes this so interesting -- he's stayed, watching from underneath shadow of the top gable of a nearby roof.

Though it's looking more and more likely that he would only have to worry about drawing Tobirama's attention towards him, as with a shunshin and a twist of his sword another shinobi crumples to the ground, blood spraying on the dirt.

That's the other thing -- Hikaku has fought the Kaguya on rare occasion, and they are dangerous. Their fighting style is reckless, with hardly any sense of self-preservation, and often catches even seasoned warriors off guard. Tobirama is -- had been -- outnumbered, seemingly surprised, and yet in just a few movements had appeared to understand exactly what he was up against and how to counter it.

And he does not have to sharingan, or the so-called prescience that comes with it. Apparently, his mind simply just works that fast.

Perhaps Izuna's complaints have some real credence to them after all.

A water bullet with enough force to slice muscle takes out the tendon of Tobirama's final enemy, and forces him to his knees, Tobirama shunshins again -- behind him -- to finish the fight with another blade to the spine. Only this Kaguya clan member is quick enough to erupt of nest of spikes from the spot, catching Tobirama's sword in place.

Tobirama's other arm swings around, kunai going cleanly through an unprotected eye. As though he had predicted that very thing was going to happen.

Just as efficiently as he had killed them, Tobirama gathers their bodies and begins going through their things. Removing any clues to what this was all about, no doubt, but Hikaku doesn't dare step in to try and stop him. That encounter does not appear to have even left Tobirama winded, and he doesn't have backup.

A scroll is taken from what must have been the captain's sleeve and hidden beneath armor. Having found what he's looking for, the Senju leans forward and closes the lids of the Kaguya shinobi's eyes -- a small dignity for them that Hikaku is surprised to see -- before turning away. And as he does, those red eyes sweep over their surroundings, pausing on Hikaku just long enough to make it clear: Tobirama knows that he's there; has probably known the entire time.

But Tobirama leaves going another direction, and doesn't start another fight.

[2dieavirgin]

listen i dont really know whats the logic behind none of them having pants on but silver still having a towel wrapped around his waist. he's just bizarre

[the-ace-of-fools]

me being very normal about my tes ocs (lying) also a miraak wip i've been painting since september lol

for some reason the image descriptions i made aren't showing up on desktop (maybe that's how it's supposed to work? no idea, i've never done anything like this before) so here's a list of notes i have for each picture:

1) silvarin (on the left) and solinar (on the right) they're both dragonborn siblings (twins, actually) and both kinda racist (in different ways) when the story begins but what else is new with high elves. red/blue but flipped and red is for the magically inclined solinar/blue for the physically inclined silvarin. i like to think that their souls are two shards of a too-big piece of Akatosh and they broke apart when 'falling' on mundus. or smth.

2) that's silsol's parents. solinar gets his affinity for magic from their father and silvarin gets his physical prowess from their mother.

their father is (was, rather) a famous historian of akavir, of all things. also the reason why silvarin fights with a glaive (it was given to morananthe by faelaron as a courting gift). 3) that's iueleai (don't ask me to pronounce that. i don't know.) she's a snow elf and is a sister to silsol's great-great-great-…-great-grandma. silsol also both have facial features that are almost identical to hers (except for the color). this is the first sketch of hers that i did. she was supposed to be a dude but i changed my mind halfway through drawing her %) 4) so iueleai dies a looong time before silsol's story begins. the way in which she dies is having her heart ripped out (and then eaten) by miraak. i made up some lore because i wanted miraak to have some sort of backstory before he became a dragon priest. in essence -- to become a dragon priest you have to give up the thing/person most important to you. in miraak's case that turned out to be her. sorry girl better luck on your next incarnation :(

5) i've seen a lot of people's representations of a maskless miraak and after much debate with myself decided to make him a redhead for two reasons. the first is that he was either going to be that, or a blonde -- since he's basically a proto-nord. the second is that i suck at drawing blondes. some people also added cool things like entirely black eyes/etc but i think that spending a couple millenia in apocrypha and remaining exactly the same might be worse, actually. so there.

[goingxmissing]

I was tagged in the 9 albums game by @strawberry-daiquiris but joke's on her bc our fave Taylor & 1D albums are the same!

Fall Out Boy - Infinity on High

Taylor Swift - 1989

Matt Nathanson - Some Mad Hope

The 1975 - The 1975

Panic! at the Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

Brand New - Your Favorite Weapon

Nightmare of You - Nightmare of You

Jack's Mannequin - Everything in Transit

One Direction - Midnight Memories

Tagging anyone who wants to experience existential angst as they choose their favourite FOB album ♥ (perhaps this is a Me Problem)

[ankerrigan]

I think about this passage so often I made myself a little poster design with it a few years ago and it felt pertinent to dig it out and share it again.

ID in alt text and under the cut:

ID: A black poster with the following quoted passage from Lundy Bancroft's book "Why does he do that? Inside the Minds of angry and controlling men" in white text, with one portion highlighted in red. The passage reads as follows:

"It is not possible to be truly balanced in one’s views of an abuser and an [abuse victim]. As Dr. Judith Herman explains eloquently in her masterwork Trauma and Recovery, “neutrality” actually serves the interests of the perpetrator much more than those of the victim and so is not neutral. Although an abuser prefers to have you wholeheartedly on his side, he will settle contentedly for your decision to take a middle stance. To him, that means you see the couple’s problems as partly her fault and partly his fault, which means it isn’t abuse.

"In reality, to remain neutral is to collude with the abusive man, whether or not that is your goal. (Note: Red highlight begins here) If you are aware of chronic or severe mistreatment and do not speak out against it, your silence communicates implicitly that you see nothing unacceptable taking place. (Note: Red highlight ends here.) Abusers interpret silence as approval, or at least as forgiveness. To [abuse victims], meanwhile, the silence means that no one will help—just what her partner wants her to believe.

"Anyone who chooses to quietly look the other way therefore unwittingly becomes the abuser’s ally." End of passage.

[seithr]

that one part after the mansion level

[bejeweledmp3]

computer how do i stop feeling insecure on my writting so that can i write. computer please