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queenie-riamu · 21 days ago

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Hands Kissed by Death

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Chapter 2

(Pure Vanilla x Fem Death’s Touch Reader)

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The silence that surrounded you was unsettling. The soft splat of your jam landing against the rocks and trees didn’t help much. Something was seriously off, and it was beginning to get to you. As you walked around the perimeter, you began to reflect on all the events that had occurred yesterday. That pack of wild cake hounds that ran so close to your home was unnatural, abnormal even. Almost the whole forest knew of your existence along with the massive price those who get too close have to pay. And those that didn’t know would learn of it when they came into contact with your flowers. ‘Those cake hounds must have been scared of something—truly frightening if they all had the guts to use the surrounding area of my home as a shortcut.’ You started to try and think what could possibly be so scary to justify such a foolish decision.

‘Definitely not a cake wolf or a cream skelecake footmanr they aren’t threatening enough to cause this sort of firestorm. A jellyworm can cause fright when it pops out of the ground, but they don’t cause this level of panic.’ You were so lost in thought you didn’t realize that you had accidentally walked a little too far out and were no longer in the perimeter that you had marked. ‘Maybe a jelly wyrm? An abnormally big blueberry spider?’ You were scratching the very back of your brain so hard it was beginning to give you a headache. Then you remembered a monster you hadn’t seen or heard of in years. Long ago a somewhat similar situation that had occurred yesterday had happened before, but it was more intense. What caused that mass panic? A dragon.

Just as the word came to your mind, you had a sudden reality check as your foot got stuck on a tree root. Falling face first on the wet grassy floor. You groaned in pain as you slowly got up, trying your best to not touch too much plantation life as your mind began to clear. “Gah, my nose…” You whipped your hand under your nose to see if you were bleeding, which luckily you weren’t. “I’ve been gone too long… I should head back—”

“Hey! Are you alright!?”

A sudden new sound called out to you. You felt your body tense up as you froze right where you stood. A wave of dread and fear washed over you violently as you whipped your head in the direction of this new sound. Your worst fear had suddenly appeared before you. A few feet away from you, a cookie was slowly walking towards you with worry etched on their face. “Lemon Sorbet Cookie, did someone get hurt?” Your panic levels began to rise as you suddenly realized that there was more than just one cookie near. “I found a cookie all alone here! Hey, are you alright? What are you doing here all the way out here? Did you get separated from your group?” You forced yourself to break from your frozen panic state as the cookie began to get closer to your flowers. “Your hand’s bleeding! Hang on, I have—”

“Stop! Don’t take another step!” You screamed as you took a step back, your legs wobbling. But you warned him a little too late as he stepped right next to one of your spider lilies. In an instant he was hit with a sudden dizziness as his vision became blurry from a huge purple thing. “No, no, no! Back away! Now!” The cookie wobbled backwards as he held his head. Before he could fall to the ground, another cookie quickly ran to him and caught him. “Lemon Sorbet Cookie! Are you alright?” The cookie gently helped him down as he slowly came back to his senses. “Ughhhh... My head feels like it just got forcefully drained…” You didn’t know what to do. A part of you wanted to just run back to your home, but another part of you wanted to help the unfortunate cookie that had gotten hurt because of your flowers.

“Hey you! Did you do this to Lemon Sorbet Cookie?” The other cookie got up and was about to walk towards you. “Stop! Stop right where you are right now!” The cookie froze in his tracks as he stared at you in both shock and confusion. “Listen to me carefully,” You did your best to calm yourself so as not to stutter. “Those purple flowers in front of you will do the same thing they did to your friend if you get too close to them! Help your friend to back away from them, please! I’ll clear away those flowers and then answer all your questions after.” The cookie stared at you for a moment before nodding and helping his friend to back away from your flowers. Once they were far enough, you slowly began to walk towards your flowers. Once you were close enough, with a gentle wave of your hand, the flower began to die and become dark purple ash that slowly disappeared. “How’d you—”

“Whatever you do, don't even think about taking a single step towards me.”

The cookie stared at you in shock at your sudden words and was about to question why, but you kept talking. “If there are more cookies with you, please call them over now. I would prefer to say what I'm about to say once.” The cookie simply stared at you, unsure if he should comply with what you just said. He looked you in the eyes to try and understand what your motives were. After a long, awkward silence, he spoke. “Hollyberry Cookie, Pityay Dragon Cookie! Over here!” He yelled out. After a few seconds, two other cookies emerge. “Is everything alright with the Wildberry Cookie?” “Yes, Queen Mother. However, this new cookie wishes to speak to all of us.” Hollyberry Cookie looked towards you, raising a brow. “Oh? And who might you be?” You looked at the group of cookies in silence for a while, taking in the fact that this is the first time in many years you have seen other cookies. You took a deep breath and cleared your throat before speaking.

“Greetings, cookies from the outer world. My name is Nymph Reader Cookie, Death's Monarch Butterfly. Whatever I land on or get near me crumbles at my touch, so I ask that you do not take a step towards me. I mean no harm to you so long as you don’t raise your fist and weapons at me.”

You spoke clearly to them, making your warning about what happens if they even think of getting close to you. They stared at you for a while before one of them spoke up. “Death’sss Monarch Butterfly, you say? Are you the weapon I heard about all those years ago that some group of cookiesss planned to use to get rid of us dragonsss?” The cookie who you assumed was Pitaya Dragon Cookie asked. “Pitaya, do you know who this cookie is?” A cookie who was holding a shield asked as she turned her gaze towards them. “Yearsss ago, Louta Dragon Cookie mentioned how deep within Beast Yeast, a cookie whose handsss were blessed by death resided in a temple. They mentioned that this cookie was a great weapon that the cookies were going to use to kill all us dragonsss someday, but that day never came. I assumed that it was nothing but a false rumor.” The cookie with a shield looked at you as if deep in thought. You took a step back, feeling a bit anxious as she kept staring at you. Then suddenly she smiled widely at you as she spoke.

“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Nymph Reader Cookie! My name is Hollyberry Cookie, and these three are my cookie allies! Pitaya Dragon Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, and Lemon Sorbet Cookie.” Her loud and cheerful voice frightens you slightly. It’s been a while since you’ve heard anyone's voice that wasn’t your own or Persephone’s. “Uhh...yeah... Nice to meet you all. Can you all please leave now?” Your heart was pounding loudly in your chest. You hoped they would listen to you and leave right away, but sadly, Hollyberry Cookie didn’t seem to have any intent to. “Leave now? Now why would I leave when I have stumbled upon such an interesting cookie that I wish to know more of?” Her declaration of wanting to stay and talk to you both shocked and scared you. “Um, did you not hear my warning well? My touch could kill all of you, and I have no way of turning off this power! Please go back. I do not wish to bring harm to any of you.”

“Queen Mother, we should listen to Nymph Reader Cookie.” Wildberry, he said as he placed a hand on Hollyberry's shoulder. “She doesn’t want any of us to get hurt because of her power. We should obey her request and go back now.” You let out a sigh of relief that at least one of them had understood your warning. Unfortunately, you celebrated a bit too soon as your eyes landed on the cookie that had gotten too close to your flowers. His dough looked whiter, and his breath was shaky. He had been near your flowers for too long and was now experiencing the aftereffects. “Hmmm. Fine, let us ret-”

“Wait,” you shouted as you took a small step forward. “Your friend... I-Is not okay…” You swallowed hard as you said something you weren’t sure you’d regret. “It… it is my fault your friend got h-hurt… It’ll be difficult for you to return with him in such a condition…” You breathe in hard, trying to convince yourself that this is the least you could do.

“Why not come with me to my home? Just for today. I have medicine that will help your friend get back to his old self by tomorrow…” Part of you wanted to kick yourself for making such an offer. You knew of the danger other cookies would be in for as long as you lived, but it was your flowers that had caused Lemon Sorbet Cookie to fall ill. ‘It’ll be fine... I’ll make sure to constantly keep a good distance from them all.’

Hollyberry let out a joyful laugh with a wide smile. “We’d be delighted for you to have us for today!” Wildberry turned to her with an unsure look. “Hollyberry Cookie I’m not so sure about this.” Pitaya added on, “Yeah, I’m not so sure if we should accept her offer.” You deflated a bit at their comment. “Oh, come on now! She gave us the option to sleep tonight inside a home instead of outside, along with helping Lemon Sorbet Cookie get better! Who would we be to turn down such a good offer?” The two looked at Hollyberry for a bit before sighing heavily. Hollyberry helped Lemon Sorbet Cookie and gently propped him up on her back. You stared at the cookies in front of you. Taking in the idea of having others be in your temple after years.

“We’re all good to go here! Lead the way, Nymph Reader Cookie!” You nod slightly as you turn around to walk back to your home. “Please keep a four-foot distance from me.” Today was going to be a long day.

HIYAA! Hope you enjoy the new chapter 😆. Sorry if any of the characters are a bit OOC. I tried my best to write them as close to how they act in canon. Two more chapters before we finally get to meet Pure Vanilla. The next chapter will probably be uploaded in two days if I can keep this motivation.

(This chapter is shorter than the last one. I promise the next one will be longer than this one!)

#cookie run kingdom #crk #crk x reader #cookie run x reader #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla x reader #pure vanilla x you #yayyy :3

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lionsongfr · 8 months ago

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Riot of Rot Cuisine- Second Course

Since I promised I would do another one when a Plague venue actually came out. Still ended up mostly using items from Gathering. OTL Previous can be found here: link

Eternal Soup Hotpot- the last warrior to die before the peace between Plaguebringer and Gladekeeper had their bones gifted to 10 Plague chefs. From those bones came 10 eternal soups, their cauldrons are never emptied, and their liquid is replenished as needed. Since food can be scarce in the Plaguelands it is customary to bring food items to dip into the pot and devour as hotpot together. The most common items brought are “dung balls” (ground Gigante chicken livers mixed with Wild Onion), Leechroot Mushroom, whole Glass Minnows, and Banded/Land Snails (slurped right out of the shell!)

Bloody Hearts- despite the name this is one of the few non-meat dishes of Plague. A Gryphon's Blood Sempervivum is first steamed and then the center gently scraped away to reveal a clean heart. Wild Onions, Canyon Ruffage, and garlic are sautéed with Flying Butter, and are then simmered with a Sour Strawberry wine. Grassland Grain breadcrumbs are added before the mixture is stuffed into Sempervivum and baked till golden. A spicy Ashfall Prickler sauce is drizzled on top.

Hellwell Pepper Soup- in the hot and arid air of the Wastelands, Rapheal (a catfish) are dried out in the open. The fish are treated with a mixture of salt and Herbal Plantain to fend off microbes and hungry Bloodfang. To dine on the fish, it must be first be soaked to remove the salt. The soup base is a paste of Blacktongue pepper, Hot Pepper, Wild Onions, garlic, basil, and Cinnamon added to boiling water. The fish is then added to the pot and cooked till tender. Served with boiled Green Plantains or poured over top of mashed Turnips. A searing spice that must be survived to enjoy.

Mom's Spaghetti and Meat Balls- the meat balls can be made of any meat scraps, but the most common ingredients are ground Maggots and Diseased Fungus, which is fried in Hissing Goose fat to enhance the flavor. The pasta is made of Crisp-Leaf Amaranth, dense and chewy, and topped with a sauce made of Wild Catsup, sour Flying Butter milk, and Desert Sage. A grating of nutritional yeast is often offered to give a cheesy flavor to the dish.

Plague Bat Adobo- colonies of Plague Bats flying is a frequent sight across the Wasteland and are a plentiful food source. The meat is cut up into chunks and first browned in Mushroom Oil. It is then simmered with Wild Onion, garlic, Butcher’s Fig vinegar, Hot Peppers, and soy sauce. The meat is allowed to cook until it is tender and served over a bed of Grassland Grain. The primary ingredient, vinegar, inhibits the growth of bacteria!

Green Eggs and Ham Omelet- an Undying Featherback is a ferocious beast, and its meat must be cured in separate caverns to keep it from reforming. This valuable ham is used sparingly not just because of its cost, but also its strong and gamey flavor. The omelet starts out by boiling Wasteland Pear nopales, which are then rinsed under cold water and chopped. Wild onions, nopales, and the chopped ham are seared, and then whisked Gigante eggs are added over top. An herbivore friendly version substitutes the ham with the meaty Leechroot Mushroom, while insectivores prefer fried Fungus Cutter pupae.

Wyrm Jelly- when a tendril of the Wandering Contagion breaks off and dies it becomes hollow. Clans carefully collect these tendrils and fill them with a gelatin mixed with blood, Cinnamon, and Herbal Plantain (anti-toxin). The gelatin is set in the cold desert night before being squeezed out into long tubes of gummies. It is believed that whatever killed the tendril will colonize the gut of the dragon, strengthening them against any new disease.

Beetle Sausage- long strands of Grapevine and Vineyard beetles dipped into concentrated grape juice and then hung to dry like sausages. The colors can vary depending on the type of grape from the Blue Indigo to Orange Autumn. It is a calorie dense treat that warriors often carry into battle to renew their energy. Also, because somehow Plague has grapes?

Snot Shot- Streak’s Dagger herbal liquor is known for its numerous therapeutic properties, caloric values, and bright neon green color. The shot is layered with a red Sugarmelon schnapps (import from Water Flight), followed by the green Streak’s Dagger liquor, and topped with a Wasteland Pear cream liquor…and then a spritz of Sour Strawberry juice. The drink must be downed quickly before the cream and acid of the juice becomes a curdled mess of sick. (though some Plague dragons prefer it that way)

#Flight rising #Plague Flight #long post #FR headcanon #food #lore #my headcanon

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teacups-show-double-life · 29 days ago

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ehem..

WELCOME TO…

TEACUP’S TALK SHOW, ALSO KNOWN AS… DOUBLE LIFE!!

This is a show unlike any other you’ve seen before!! We have actors, comedians, musicians, and many other brilliant talents!!! This is much less of a contest show and more of a talk show!

Oh and by the way, I am your host and namesake of the show, Ty Teacup!

And I’m Ted G. Tea, the way cooler Co-Host!!

Shut up, Ted.. it wasn’t your turn yet..

Why don’t you shut up, Mr whiny control freak?

WELL ANYWAYS-!!

All information on the show under the cut

————————————SHOW CAST!

This is our wonderful cast of creatives, including myself and Ted! Allow me to introduce everyone!

(Not in any specific order, you’ll get to know them later on)

Ty “Tea” Teacup - He/Him

Ted Galaxy Tea - He/Him

Madison “Maddie” Moon Model - She/Her

Sasha Chamomile - She/They

Grady Gummypop - He/Him

Cal Candy Floss - He/Him

Solei Solar Flare - Any Pronouns

Pace Tempera - They/Them

Emmie Anemometer - She/Her

Wyrm Starwatch - They/Them

Allen “Alieny” Alien Keychain - He/They

Walton “Dubs” Whiteboard Marker - He/Him

Cody Whipp - He/She

Flor Bath Fizz - She/Her

Stacy Paper Straw - She/Her

Barley Paper Ball - He/They

JellyBean “Jelly” - Any Pronouns

Coffeebean “Coffee” - Any Pronouns

Tangent “Tan” - Any Pronouns

Squared - Any Pronouns

————————————BLOG/SHOW RULES!

Rules that I put in place- AND I DID TOO- EHEM, but mainly myself, that make it clear on what can be asked and requested.

WHAT CAN BE REQUESTED:

You can ask questions, ask for art, or even communicate with our lovely cast!! We are all very eager to make this show successful, and there’s much fun to be had!

WHAT CANNOT BE REQUESTED:

We all have rules and boundaries. For instance, please do not ask romance or relationship-related questions to Stacy and Barley, as they are cousins.

Also, please be respectful of the cast members and their pronouns. Misgendering someone is just flat out rude and unacceptable.

Another thing. Don’t. DO NOT ask anything NSFW. We may curse or say suggestive things, but that doesn’t mean we want to answer or do things blatantly regarding NSFW content.

Be mindful of what you say, don’t be offensive, don’t bring discourse unrelated to our topics of discussion. This is a fun place, serious topics are not meant to happen here.

ALL. CAST MEMBERS. ARE. ADULTS. We are all at least over the age of 21.

But that is all for rules. :]

————————————MOD RULES!

Hiya folks!!! Mod @teacup789 here :]

Basically same rules as above, and same rules as follows for any of my blogs ( @teacup-the-intern , @mephone8plus-meeple , @teacuptheauthor )

MOD IS A MINOR, SO NO NSFW but suggestive is fine (as stated above)

You can interact with the blog with OCs, or as yourself, either way is fine!! Anon asks will be on as well

Also, extra comments….

This blog is UNRELATED to MeepleMadness.

Or is it..?

Just kidding! It’s not!….. unless I’m lying?

I’m not I’m just messing around

These are all MY original characters. I created, named, and developed the personalities of each of them. Any resemblance to anyone else’s OCs is entirely coincidental and unintentional. I have not stolen or copied these characters from anyone else.

Tags:

Each cast member has their own talk tag, along with the main tags

- teacup’s yaps -> Mod’s personal tag

- Teacup’s Show: Double Life

- TSDL

- TSDL chatters -> announcements / updates

- Responding (main) -> non-anon asks

- Responding (anon) -> Anon asks

- TSDL art -> art tag

- TSDL fanart -> tag for if anyone makes fanart

#TSDL #Teacup’s Show: Double Life #TSDL chatters #teacup’s yaps

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jynxeddraca · 1 year ago

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There's not a lot of information about the sewers in Baldur's Gate I've noticed.

So I'm going to give my thoughts. Most of this will be headcanon because again - there isn't much about the sewers that I can find.

Based on BG3 - NOTE: Sewers are in Act 3 so there are going to be spoilers. I am also writing this from memory:

Kobolds maintain the sewers, if I'm recalling right they are in a guild and I think in the game were on strike.

There is a sluice gate that is controlled by heat and water pressure (and is the most annoying puzzle in the entire game).

There are slimes, oozes, and mephits living down there.

The Guild has a headquarters in the sewers.

It is suggested that there is access to the Szarr palace from the sewers, even though the player cannot use this entrance.

There is also access to the temple under the Szarr palace from the sewer.

Access to the Undercity+Bhaal's temple is here as well.

There is a portion of the sewer that seems to have lots of plants and may have some sun access.

Somewhere there is access to the Underdark - but is never actually shown in game.

While there are a couple of outhouses in Act 2, toilets are not shown anywhere else that I saw - I am assuming the developers simply didn't go through the process of building them in-game and not that there aren't toilets.

Pipes, pumps, and plumbing exist in-universe. In fact you can talk to people who are trying to get water from one of the fountains and it isn't working.

Other things I've found that aren't in the game - not putting in links because Tumblr hates when I do that:

There is access to what is called the Undercellar in the sewers. It is a network of chambers and cellars housing a sleazy tavern and feasthall spanning under the Upper City and the Wide with multiple access points - one of which is in The Blushing Mermaid, and another in the Duchal Palace.

You can find gray oozes, green slimes, mustard jellies, ochre jellies ghasts, ghouls, phase spiders, a tribe of kobolds led by one called Ratchild, a sentient olive slime named Schlumpsh with devoted sewerfolk followers, sewerfolk I guess, rats, and on occasion gelatinous cubes.

At one point there apparently was an ogre mage who domesticated carrion crawlers to get rid of the bodies of his robbery victims - so I guess carrion crawlers are a possibility too.

There is kind of a purification system in place - it is located in the Seatower district and is a tower complex called Sewer Keep that treats and purify the waste that left the city's sewer system before emptying it out into the River Chionthar.

Headcanons:

Not directly related to the sewers but Jaheira makes an offhand comment in the epilogue about rebuilding even though "the next dragon attack" could take out part of the city - or something along those lines - but it makes me think the city rebuilds parts of the city maybe not regularly, but often enough that people joke about it. So I feel a good portion of the city would have more "modern" (for them) amenities.

Chamber pots were used during times when sewers did not exist as the solution for what to do with waste. Rural areas, small towns, and the Outer City districts lacking a sewer system would still use these - but not major cities like Baldur's Gate.

Meaning I feel most people, especially those in newer or more recently rebuilt parts of the city, will have some kind of actual toilet that empties into the sewer - though they probably have to flush by pouring water down it.

I do think most of the Outer City will not have sewer access except for Blackgate and maybe Rivington. Blackgate because it is used by merchants coming in from Waterdeep and is right up against the Upper City, Rivington because it also is what visitors see first when they enter the city.

Wyrm's Crossing absolutely does not have a sewer and a good chunk of people dump their chamber pots into the Chionthar river below - the city discourages this.

I imagine there's a small population of gelatinous cubes in the main city's sewer, but is kept in check thanks to everything else that is in the sewers.

The city more than likely hires adventurers from time to time to 'clean out' the sewers of monsters. I feel most cities with large sewer systems would do this.

There are other hidden buildings and temples under Baldur's Gate, but because sanitation workers/architects have a will to live most days, if they come across something like that, they leave it be. This is also why they hire kobolds for much of the maintenance and cleaning.

The Guild has a significant amount of control over the sewer - both over those that live in the sewer as well as in the political/architectural control over it.

The sewer sees a significant amount of traffic due to the Guild, secret societies, hidden temples, adventurers, and people who need/want to meet secretly that - unless some kind of peace keeper catches you - no one is going to bat an eye when they see someone entering or exiting the sewer.

The sewer is a bit of a labyrinth, but those that live down there have made up a code system that they can scratch/paint on walls to help navigate.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #D&D #sewers #headcanon #might add more later

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lesbian-b0yfriend · 5 months ago

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crocheted myself a little friend :D

naming him Jelly

pattern is Worry Wyrm by Thalia Evans

#my art #i want to make more since i have some pretty yarns that would make for good dragons #i might use a 4.5 mm hook next time #technically the pattern is meant for a light weight yarn but all i have is medium weight lol

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wellthebardsdead · 2 years ago

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Some Fun facts about Wyrm

Hes terrified of dogs. One of his earliest memories is being attacked by someone’s pet Nix hound who wanted his food. Since then anything vaguely dog or nix shaped scares him half to death. Meeting barbas did in fact make him faint from both fear and shock.

He’s neuro spicy coded. No particular diagnosis but leaning towards autistic. He’s both very empathetic but often struggles reading people and taking context from passive comments, so he tends to take things quite literally but is also quite witty and sarcastic himself.

He really wants a pet Scrib but Urag is terrified of them. So you can imagine the scream the old orc made when he returned home with two Elytra nymphs in tow.

Before meeting team dragonborn, Brelyna Maryon, Onmund & J’zargo are his only friends in his mental age group that aren’t made of machinery, and they are also the very first students in his whole life in the collage who befriended him rather than finding him odd or annoying.

He has a bad habit of falling asleep in odd places while reading or working. Urag has found him on top of a bookshelf before more than once.

He heavily dislikes Savos Aren being the arch mage and is the only person in the college who knows he sacrificed his classmates to escape the dragon priest.

He sometimes offers sugar cookies to the magicka fountains around the collage so the auger knows someone’s thinking of him.

He loves insects but is partial to moths.

He’s terrible at self regulating and due to ash exposure at a young age he breathes deeper than he needs to when crying and thus ends up giving himself the hiccups each and every time.

Outside of the tribunal nightmares he’s been suffering from recently, he’s only ever dreamt of the stories Urag would read to him, or a night sky with a single moon and star, and what sounds like bells ringing softly in the distance.

He is ridiculously clumsy.

His favourite joke is to pull his Pearl eye out, rub it on his shirt and put it back in when seeing something ridiculous or unbelievable.

His three favourite professors are Tolfdir, Mirabelle, and Faralda with Miss Colette coming in fourth purely because her lessons are too early in the morning and he misses out on precious sleep in time.

Enthir is very much a (sometimes annoying) big brother figure to him despite being shorter lol.

His favourite snack is any type of jerky, but he’s partial to scrib jerky when he can get it.

Tried drinking alcohol once and regretted it immediately. Prefers tea instead.

He frequently gets tangled up in his floor length hair in his sleep but still forgets to braid it every time. Urag has found him inching his way across the floor like a worm (pun intended) more than once after cocooning himself in it from tossing and turning.

He hates boiled cream treats and any type of jelly, the texture is a huge no for him. Mushrooms are an even bigger no.

#Wyrm dragonborn #sotha sil #Skyrim

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cuppajj · 1 year ago

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King of the jelly worms!

#cjj arts #crk #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #pitaya dragon cookie #jelly dragon cookie #jelly wormy #jelly wyrm #crk oc #crk au #cookie run oc #cookie run au

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thehyperrequiem · 11 months ago

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Bubbler (Beetlejuice Parody) Cast

“After White Lily Cookie (Erica Mendez) and Pure Vanilla Cookie (Yuri Lowenthal) die in a car accident, they find themselves stuck haunting their country residence, unable to leave the house. When the unbearable Inhabitants and teen daughter Alya (Carrie Keranen) buy the home, the Ancient Cookies attempt to scare them away without success. Their efforts attract Bubbler (Ben Diskin), a rambunctious Akuma whose "help" quickly becomes dangerous for the Ancient Cookies and innocent Alya.”

In honor of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, it’s showtime again! 🖤🤍🪲

Bubbler (Miraculous Ladybug) as Beetlejuice

Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run) as Adam Maitlands

White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run) as Barbara Maitlands

Alya (Miraculous Ladybug) as Lydia Deetz

Sana Hudson (Balan Wonderworld) as Charles Deetz

Eis Glover (Balan Wonderworld) as Delia Deetz

Pastry Cookie (Cookie Run) as Jane Butterfield

Butter Roll Cookie (Cookie Run) as Otho

Hollis Forsythe (Psychonauts) as Juno

Milla Vodello (Psychonauts) as Miss Argentina (With Sasha Nein as an Extra)

Elder Custard Cookie (Cookie Run) as Maxie Dean

Pomegranate Cookie (Cookie Run) as Sarah Dean

Boyd Cooper (Psychonauts) as Bernard

Raspberry Cookie (Cookie Run) and Raspberry Mousse Cookie (Cookie Run) as Grace and Beryl

Jelly Wyrm (Cookie Run) as Snake! Beetlejuice

Ford Cruller (Psychonauts) as The Janitor

Pesci (Jjba) as Harry the Hunter

Abbacchio (Jjba) as The Preacher

Zombizou (Miraculous Ladybug) as Magician’s Assistant

Formaggio (Jjba) as Char Man

Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as The Minister

Various Characters as The Ghosts of The Netherworld

#crossover cast #crossover casting #beetlejuice #cookie run #Psychonauts #Jjba #Miraculous Ladybug #Balan Wonderworld

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weirdlet · 2 years ago

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you know what, I have nothing better to do while waiting for background check and flailing nervously over 'can I do 9-5 and not crash', so I'm going to write up last week's session (this week's called on account of Halloween)

So! When last we left our bold heroes, we'd just spent two years of downtime growing into our home-base of Leilon. Our wizard studied, our former wizard ran the town council, our revenant ranger/rogue skulked about learning about his foes, our paladin ran her village, our barbarian formed the village police. Glory and Carver got married, and you can read that write-up here- Right around a year in, there was a visit from a boatload of giants, claiming Leilon as 'Little Mintarn' due to the massive influx of Mintarn peoples, and therefore a client state of 'Hogarth'(? my hearing sucks, I know that's not his name) the ancient red wyrm that demands tribute every few years. We tell them to fuck off, and spend the next year preparing. A few days after scheduled, the boat of giants arrives.

Carver, the now immensely powerful cleric, is on the other beach with civilians, handling that story-wise and making up the backup in case anything makes it to proper shore. Meanwhile, there's a series of little islands out in the bay that most ships have to pass to get into the harbor- and the bay is further blockaded by floats of barrels and flotsam lashed together to push our enemies where we want them to go. Trinidad swims out (swim speed, and breathes under water!) and rips holes out of the bottoms of their boats, then swims back.

On the shore, we stand with ballistas and gathered archers and mercenaries (see last episode about the dissolution and dispersal of the White Sails). By the time the two remaining ships of giants arrive on shore, we have been sighting and picking a very few of them off from a distance- fire and frost giants, and hill giants and ogres with howdahs on their backs full of goblins. But when they hit the shore, that's when things really get interesting.

Did you know a 15th level wizard can just fuckin... reverse gravity? Because I didn't.

So while on one side Alain the revenant brought back to create justice is laying waste about him with his ballista installation, on the other we have a ship full of floating, angry giants, just- drifting on up into the sky. Their ship is on fire, they're being shot at by a tiefling with 8d6 sneak attack and a generous DM, chased by an angry paladin, and shit is generally not going their way. The fire giants at least are throwing flaming debris at us, but we're ducking and weaving and hiding behind the peaked roofs of the administrative buildings that have been evacuated to ready us for this assault.

There was a cloud giant who initially said he was just an observer- and then tried the whammy on Alain to get him to turn the ballista on us.

Tried.

It did not go well for him.

One frost giant actually made it up onto the shore and started laying waste to the mercenaries on the ground, whomst were healed several times by Maeve the paladin using made-up mass combat rules, but took heavy losses as he started stomping around. Just as she was taking him out at the knee, Sorianna our wizard releases the reverse gravity spell-

-and the boat turns to flinders as most of its already softened-up residents are turned into jelly by the unforgiving ocean floor. Because control water is a cleric spell, and there just happened to be an interested party on a further shore.

The fight ran long, so we wrapped it up pretty quickly after that, but there was a solid implication of 'home for tea and medals' and there's definitely going to be some relieved kissing by the (un)holy-husbands.

Next week's homework- what's the worst trick your character ever played on someone, or- what's your character's favorite, 'try and take this from me and you will draw back a stump' kind of treat? It's also mentioned that- due to other world events of the previous campaign- basically, our group? At fifteenth level and having achieved a certain amount of notoriety for slaying dragons and basically pacifying the region- we are the cavalry for handling shit like this. So the Lords' Alliance wants to talk to us about that red dragon and his flunkies that have been burning and pillaging...

#Glory's Travails #D&D shenanigans

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